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itshighgoon
itshighgoon
can u photoshop the card
maybe like "each player can only goon once per turn"
Its high goon somewhere in the world
On todays episode of the American fever dream
I can consent to anything I want
So he wants to be a bank
the First National bank of the homeless
I can’t even tell if this is satire or not
I cannot. Good meme tho
Fr (i understood that reference)
Honestly that show really exceeded my expectations when i first watched jt

Still need to catch the new season
I haven’t forgotten nfts
Hot fucking take lmao
Its literally wolf of wall street
A lot of them are kinda dumb though
Hataro when they try to finally ban him for posting his meat accidentally
And have had life spoon fed to them from the get go
This is the main one
Studies show that the higher paid job correlates to education up to about lower middle class and more often people in high paying jobs were less educated than their peers who are less compensated
Lemme find that study
It was funny
They hire family members of already employed people at the firms
Ivies take more well connected kids and legacies
Getting hired from the outside is extremely difficult
Afbab
(All finance bros are bastards)
Arm the poor
do you think ivy leagues are genuinely better educational institutions
The top 1% is dumber than their peers
cause theyre really not
They don’t necessarily have to think as much 😂
I can also get you a study that shows Econ majors are assholes
I think that there are comparable schools with comparable funding and quality but theres definitely a dropoff after a certain point
It also depends what school and what you want to study
I would like you to study how to get some bitches
On it
do you want a fun podcast about how you're wrong
453: ramlu is hazardous toxic.
fair
https://madelainehanson.medium.com/how-to-actually-get-a-girlfriend-according-to-science-98c73c7d2522 @subtle quail
Done
tell her about your parses on wcl, works 9/10 times
its more about how rankings are bullshit
Brb reading
not necesarilly how theyre bad schools i guess
And if it doesn’t work she isn’t the one for you
you know what im not even surprised you dont know who malcom gladwell is
Yet another thing the european mind cant understand smh
ye hataro is mexican
Pinche hataro no mames guey
it says his name on the page too
like you saw the picture and just turned your brain off
you're wild bro
Pinche cabrón
Nah nah bitches ain’t about the r.io… they want to so pink raid parses
You need ecs the sat and gpa is so much less important
What about the kids of donors
canadian man teaching me about the us education system 
Yeah they get in too
Most of its just nepotism
And donor kids
The quota for actual academics is pretty low
hataro if you're so obsessed with USA why don't you move here
The only people from my high school graduaring class that made it to ivies did sports or were legacies
Its definitely not low but it doesnt tell the whole story
No anecdotes bro
There’s a reason all the smart kids go to specific institutions and not just Harvard or Yale
I know this fool didn’t tell me to touch grass lmao
that is some insane bootlicking man
What
just in general
Well its because theyre small and cant take many students
The one time I read OT
Bro it’s not a conspiracy
and it's conspiracy theories
älä lue
It’s public policy you dumb ass

We’re not saying their bad schools
We’re saying the rankings system is meaningless
tää, ei pitäis
They’re misleading
hataro what do you think of harvards 53 billion dollar endowment
why does a school need 53b dollars
how do you define better
Straw man?
How do you define the quality of education?
jobs out of school? giving back to the community? starting new colleges to expand programs?
You can get just as good if not better education at certain state schools out here over some of the Ivy League schools tho
idk they could be doiung a lot more with 53billion dollars
You’re paying for the name
Nah bro you just gotta be number one cause when you’re number one you can swing your dick around and go wooo number one if you go to a number two school then your educations only number two bro trust me

Ain’t got time to be number 2
If ya ain’t first you’re last
and the connections no?
Tbf low income people typically can get a ton of finaid from ivies
Chances are you’re already connected
Idk why we’re taking a Canadians take on the American secondary education system lol
true
but my point still kind of stands no
Same reason he has dumb ass takes on our government and legal system
Yeah
He doesn’t understand how bad America is
Fair
Connections build connections.
Omg Harvard is hard no way
Is that a Ted talk?
idk, plenty of better econ department than harvard's ones
You have to study at college
eyo?


MIT isn’t Ivy League
Do you need me to call assistance
yeah bro tedx videos are so real
they just came
Its definitely fair to say that a lot of individual departments at ivy league have competition from other schools
yes
alot of schools specialize
What does better at life even mean
college in the US doesn't even seem hard man
the math exams
they look like high school shit
What does "better at life" even mean?
Maybe a few more
"went to harvard"
College is a waste of time and money
Nah i think its useful
College got some good use. people just go for the wrong reasons
i find
Is an OnlyFans girl who makes 10mil a month better at life than someone who works a high ceo job somewhere but earns only 50k a month?
I should have put the 3 messages together… it’s 100% useful depending on your area of study
get it twisted hataro
no because the ceo went to harvard
Nah she didn’t go to Harvard
even outside of certain areas i think its useful. people just eat rocks
They usually start with calculus but idk what you did in high school that gets near the peak of what math students have to take where you could say everything is easy
She’s a bumb
Is someone who went to Harvard but works at McD's better at life than someone who retires at 30 and has a life full of love, kids, children and happiness?
So absurd,.
Finally
their life their choice ay
https://people.math.harvard.edu/~knill/teaching/math1a2020/final/final.pdf
looking at this kinda
It’s hard for foreigners to grasp these concepts really
Retiring at 30 is better at life
i just see its all dogshit
If you go to Harvard you’re just winning
this doesnt seem nearly as bad
Well as far as I know higher education is still affordable in Europe
Lucky bastards
Basically yea
calc 1 = intro to calc basically
hell my countrys systems as well
I think Vaughn told me what he got and I had a mini stroke
Yeah i did all calc
is that not called precalc?
No its like the first calc course
idfk, single variable calc
I had to take college algebra twice cause I be dumb
my favorite tedx talk is how to use one paper towel sheet when you dry your hands
tedx is so cool
I’ve taken so many math classes
calc means calculator btw if anyone is new to the chat
calc is what water gives
Over because of college in 30s
@serene crescent dont forget
Forgot so much
my face when i forget my expensive ass graphing caluclator
💀
thanks for the 100 heres 2 erotic barks
I gotta go back and get my bachelors… I’m really close
I mean here its not only affordable, its free and you get ~300$ every month as grants, with the option for another ~1000$ or so a month as a very favourable loan with a lot less interest than most other loans
Seems like a waste of money not to
I’m like 1-2 years out
I just finished
yeah but this is for low life leeches, not harvard top shots
It’s not too bad if you can do it in some free time
we're gooning today wdym
MUST BE NICE 
The summer classes are pretty expedited but they don’t offer everything always
is that a wojack of Speed trying not to laugh
I dont know i dropped and am now waiting to move to another province were i am going to apply
and i already wanna die
inside
just thinking about moving
newfoundland is a back water?
To be perfectly honest with you i dont think theres much of a way to make calc 1 concepts the way i was taught them very difficult if you're actually ready for the class, but i think its possible you guys organize the classes differently like maybe you had way more content in the one class
Boi 
Ye because i dropped out so its nice to not be drowning in debt because of it 
Newfoundland is not fucking cheap
why the fuck
would i love in halifax
i might as well live downtown st johns
the best way to make calc 1 hard is to take it alongide trig and just confuse yourself every week then get a D in both
Like i dont live in the city. i never pick the city.
I'm sitting at solid 39k student loans atm

must be Oldfoundland now smh
which is basically as much as you can get
Idk i took it in high school so i didnt really have the opportunity to take both at once 
i did too it didnt transfer
Ye i mean i have some as well, but its nothing compared to what i would have had if i also had to pay for tuition like in the US
well the college credit one didnt transfer
Absolutely not
Thats fucked
Oldfoundland
Still only place the germans decided to torpedo
The reason I never applied to study in Juilliard or Curtis was because I couldn't afford it and don't see that I would benefit that much from it
Whats curtis
Or where is it
I got a discouint
if that counts
I assume its a music school/conservatory of some sort
sell your soul
Philadelphia
It's the #1 school for Classical Music next to Juilliard
Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and get better at life
Pretty much battle it out between each other every year
Degree comes in a month or 2
✋
Now get to work wagey
uptop
🖐️
Yeah im gonna start studying on monday
I was always gonna make it i got a godspawn
Surely
I was born with a disadvantage
so you gota make it up for me
I dont cry im a beast at standardized tests hataro

But im studying hard for this one because i really dont want to fuck it up
That would be crazy
What’s mcat
Med school exam
if you make it ill get you a honorary spirit animal
Like the sat for med school
no promises its any good though
But harder
Not for a while

You gonna be doctor
I hope so

soon as you get Dr. you become at least 70% hotter
dont worry
makes up for the age
xd
Nah you can be smarter but your much hotter this way
I have a baby face maybe ill look 22 by the time im 28
ok dr disrespect
Huhhhh

What
I dont want that
Is he ug
** kind of not letting the other know what they were doing**
its a little... yea
Yea but the purpose of turning tricks is to make money
Just ask your husband for money ???
its the thrill
She enjoyed getting railed
manifesting a healthy relationship
the fuck is wrong with white people

ay be fair
No racism please
its not just white people
Is a joke
Casual racism ain't funny
ty for the reminder @native flower
kpbuddy
i gota ask boys. Wow general is always useless
Is the game playable
and enjoyable?
xd
i think its almost prepatch
I have the swipe ready but am on fence
no point playing rn
if you do collecting content maybe
LMAO
those change idk if you were aware
well pvp doesnt really
but the other 2 do
new content wdym
i heard they made alot of uncollectable shit
new content is where the fun is
just making sure everyone knows
doing god's work
i still have the spooky trinket
whens aurora porg
the one that summons the ghost
i need to play her in arena still
last champ i need
im good for another year
nah its insta champ
tho i do have like 150k be
it was from the twitch prime boxes
they gave you a random permanent every month
RIP twitch prime boxes
containment leak
deal
Because this was a casual remark about a year ago
But if you say it now 2-3 people pop up saying hey no racism ?????
What
I’m so confused
if i say it its ok
Did some new trend start where you can’t joke about people being weird
Idk i didnt get offended its not like you said i hate all white people
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Nah it’s only been happening too since I had the black pfp I’m white ????
Wouldn't you agree that if someone said "what the fuck is wrong with black people?" would come across a bit... weird?
have a nice day brothers
Good ol eazy e
have nice sleep later bäc man
In completely no context given in a not joken mood that would be weird yes

it's a double standard but socially accepted humor, same as gays making fun of straight people
But that wasn’t the case
But if its after a picture of diddy....
is it wrong, yeah probably
Idk why you're making a big deal out of it, you didn't get muted or officially warned or anything
Just chill

heya
Any of y'all live in Iceland
well ive seen a picture of iceland if that counts
While I appreciate the senitment
I'm trying to connect with someone who resides there
Ty tho Kreem
Finland is pretty similar minus the geysers
and volcanoes
Finland is also my second choice, closely behind is Ireland
Thanks for the authorative response Hataro
Appreciate u always and forever
I live in Maine which is the closest us state to Iceland
i live in california which is the 2nd furthest us state from iceland
genuinely someppl just do it for the thrill of it
Ye, cheating is intoxicating for some
True some people thrill chasers
dont manifest it
slacklining
Chad af but crazy
no harness
i think it's understandable why some people would get a rush from being called very hot and also getting a lot of money by doing that
not saying it's good but uh yeah idk
like dr. taub
cheating has generally very little thing to do with the other partner wealth or beauty
No absolutely agree that it's understandable
But not that I agree with the action
I think it has a lot to do with location / access and looks
hes also friends with donald trump
cheating has nothing to do with how handsome someone is man
It's entirely on the person cheating
maybe he's kinda annoying and ur stranded emotionally

so ud want to get a thrill, or you dont feel desired, or you're insecure or idk man
the goat that spent every waking second on football for like 20 years straight
@native flower https://x.com/AniTsumi/status/1811804302576615721?s=19
kagura peakchi
also let's not act like men cheating on gorgeous women doesn't exist
I disagree
This 100%
Oh you mean your partners looks
insane ass take
JAYZ cheated on BEYONCE
I thought you meant the looks of the person you cheating with don’t matter
I was confused
I met Beyonce
Sometimes yea
nono ur partner/husband/wife
have we seen jay's hair lately LMAO
She was genuinely a delight
I’m lost in the sauce rn ngl
Lemme excuse myself
you are not telling me she isn't like 15 leagues above jay z in term of pure looks
the new one is not his look
Beyonce is the closest thing to Divine Femininity
hes got like a denzel curry cut
shes rich too bro wdym
what
She is like the most influential popstar in the world
Jay Z is more of a businessman with kind of fading cultural relevancy
while every time beyonce does something it starts discourse for 5 years
he is insanely rich and powerful
and he owns like roc nation or something
im sure yeah but hes definitely not known for it
most of his best beats are by like kanye
Yea he didn’t make good beats
anyway there's an infinite of reason as of why someone cheat
and a lot aren't related to the looks of the person they are married to
some people cheat on someone they genuinely love because the humiliation you have to put through when you love someone is overwhelming
anyway generally i think someone cheating ins't anybody's business if they're not involved
If no one's being harmed I think I kind of agree
I’m tryna walk to the store
But if my bestie is getting clowned on by their SO and I found out I'll tell her
wdym by harm ?
not emotionally available sorry dog
13th reason
I don’t need your emotions I need you to beat these bozos at hacky sack with me

oh yeah i get that i mean like i think internet has this weird thing where they dogpile public figures for cheating and like
who cares
Yeah
cheating is like one of the least bad thing a celebrity can do in term of bad things

People think I'm cheating on my ex wife
nah i think dogpiling on adam levine was the correct move
i wasn't dogpiling it was funny asl i'm thankful
levine should be dogpiled for making the worst music of all time
Pretty much I think it’s mostly because it’s a breach of character and politicians gotta pretend to be all super dapper
also straight up
some of those hit singles are throwback bangers 💯
And when it fractures people freak out
if you think a 10+ years marriage had no cheating or slight infidelities
u might be a bit delusional
maybe my french side talking but
Depends on if you spend time apart
Some couples can grow together
I don’t doubt
But if you spend any time apart or get complacent for a long time then yea good luck bud
id say even if you spend all time together u can get bored, or just not value the sexual life aspect vmuch of an emotionally fulfilling relationship so u just dont care
Yea definitely
some marriage rely on the acceptance that both parties might have affairs
and i think that's fine and not my business
There’s a lot of those here
Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck
but also being with someone for a long time, one day you will be tweaking
even if u love that person

ha gayyyy
What happened bruddah
sorry i think that was too stupid
also specially in the US divorcing just leads u to bankrupcy
so some people just ball it out and stop giving a fuck
hes so real for that
i need a bad bih i can send this too
hes really just a dude
(oxi)
cant focus, feelsl ike my heart pounds at 3000 an hour, i feel so restless
n i got nothing to be stressed abt
it makes no sense!!
haha take a deep breath
Sounds like you got a crush
no i dont
english or spanish
nah my heart fine
Or super death according to webmd
It’s just east Ohio
Fr tho stop it gets so much harder the longer you do it
i fear they might be unfortunately
i just need to like plan the busiest week of all time
and that'll do the trick
get the zaza
i think adam levine cheating is w.e tho he did tell someone he was going to name his kid after her or something lol
i dont like zaza
it's fun once in a while but i dont like being slowed
also it doesn't rly hit for me ?
smoke kumbaya
mf you're smoking wrong
no i'm not

based, i dont have a plug n and i dont want to
so i just kinda like smoke when my friends or my bf have some
oh shit it aint legal in macronland?
NO

couldve sworn it was legal
i think zaza kinda makes u lame
like u just become kind of slow and dumb
that's not my vibe
fair
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hey its my 3rd favorite peruvian
Aloha
it's my favorite person who has a birthday once every year
Hello it’s my x favorite x
probably like 100th favorite white person
maybe worse
There ain’t a single favorite one of those
you're easily top 15 for me
hell yeah
this feels like a microaggression
@rocky patio hello bruddah 
Hello
She is a bad bitch
@rocky patio miss u king
you would be a foot fan
Walked by an old dude on the smoke pit mumbling if you have a second I can teach you exactly how to take another man’s life @tropic skiff this your future 
NO ITS NOT
Quit now
MY FUTURE IS BEING A COOL TEACHER AND OWNING A LOFT
JUST GIVE ME 10 YEARS
ITS HAPPENING
Hope you doing well 
Awful
I shaved and look 14
peak inc
Peak
mmpphh
!vibe
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OF COURSE THEY'RE FUCKING GERMAN
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why didnt anyone tell me how agonizing setting up mods for a minecraft server was
setting up mods for a minecraft server is very agonizing
wow thank you bro
setting mods for your AS400 server is very annoying
need to check for legacy hardware and software and check it works with legacy connectivity too
Hold on it's been like 400 years are there not like simplified buckets for that shit at this point?
-# did you see these DC 2 rings fan cams?


Anti-lock Breaking System's
indeed
no
which I need because I'm slamming on the brakes and trying not to slide into this intersection
my friend who owns the server needed to delete like one thing and its working fine now

mentally preparing to step into Leyndell right now
No 
im so close to walking out
😃😃😃
i should not have to essentially kill my body for a fucking company

Like all her looks are really good through the show its really unfortunate she felt the need to get work done in the past few years beauty standards are a bitch
I don't even know if those are beauty standards... honestly.
More like beauty aberrations.

Got Elden Ring
i mean yeah thats what we see but like she obviously felt compelled to do it for a reason
100%, I'm just saying that a standard implies mass adoption or Mass appeal, and I don't think that this is the case.
She definitely felt compelled or thought was a good idea, of course.

yeah shouldve said perception of beauty standards or something like that instead
my entire wow seems to have misplaced itself or has been deleted entirely
a mere setback
oh no, its doing that thing again where i have to find it in my files and launch it from there, im scared
There is definitely a trend going on in Hollywood and areas around the world like that, of having surgery like that done however.
Which season are u on?
Just getting started, really like it but getting folded like an omelet
lemme attack this dude
This does look like the guy that was at the omelette bar at Golden corral the last time I was there.
what kind of golden corral are you going to
Found a greatsword so building on that
hes s1
The one in Limgrave...
im waiting on the last episode of this season to come out before i watch
the only memory of golden corral i have is something about meat and dumpsters
Same but ive watched them all already upto last 😦
Next week doe
Glhf 🙂


Get lobstered


Supposedly by one critics list this place is top 5 in Maine
Yeee it’s not bad. Pretty cheap rn too.
It was like 13$ a pound so all the lobstermen went out and now it’s down to like 6 lol
I worked at a few restaurants on the coast so I don’t wanna open anymore than I have
I think we did 500 a day before open
Fair enough
So I’ll just get rolls or lazy lobster now
tuna r1
nah i probably got prawns, tuna, salmon, squid, octopus
yeah i am
salmons my least favorite food
cant swallow it
Not even smoked?
every kind of salmon ive had i just dont like
odd in the sense that i feel like salmon is one of the easiest fish to eat
im ok with having one food im just unwilling to eat though i can make it without salmon
but yeah definitely not that unique can just replace it with a lot of other fish
i dont eat much fish in general but i do like some
i had cuttlefish while i was in italy not really fish fish but it was pretty good
Salmon is way better when its cured/smoked rather than cooked imo
Im not much of a fan of crustaceans, but i like fish in general
I should probably make some ceviche again, it do be really good
I don’t like salmon but I like almost every other seafood
😔
Too real 
thats so real
dude after watching like 2 games from the euro my tiktok gave me some england fans tiktoks
with coming home as the song
3 lions on a shiiiiiirt 😭
So real bestie
looking for both actually
If it wasnt for this season id agree
it feels like every show is falling off in their most recent season
I WONDER WHY
ITS NOT LIKE THERE WAS A HUGE STRIKE THAT INTERRUPTED PRODUCTION OF ALL THE SHOWS THIS PAST YEAR
Nah but idk
these fucking studios
Haven’t seen this season
ruining all the good shows
i feel like this has nothing to do with that
without spoiling too much
quality drop off from rushing shit out
also i havent gotten to s4 yet
but im also talking about the bear and invincible
these guys just added in a character getting sexually assaulted as a comedic bit, and then laughed about it in interviews about the show
like
i get the whole shock factor thing
yeah i heard abt that
but feels like you could handle certain shit (esp outside of the show) a lot better
And then yeah the whole midseason having a shitton of plotholes and nothing happening is attributed to the writers
but thats to be expected of a fourth season tbh
Tbh the plot was also kinda slow and bad first few ep's this season imo
yeah plot being slow is usually reflective of bad writing
really anything story related

bc u can only be depressed for a month i guess
lmfao
I still don't have internet OT what the fuck happened to Comcast
Get better or else
what the fuck
Looks like the first or second round hit his ear, probably lost the top of it, his right ear.
thats not a good look
This is so fucking cartoonish...
media gonna love this
I just love that there's half a dozen shots fired into a crowd of people, people are just ducking and not really freaking out, and...
So much fucking privilege

The crowds reaction to him getting shot was, huh?
People are just meandering away...
Unknown shooter with high powered weapon shooting from who knows how far away in whatever fucking direction, not serious enough.
Unreal.
well let's hope everyone's okay
lol
Would you not?
We just need Joe Biden to fall down a flight of stairs patriotically in front of a flag waving in the wind.
if joe biden claims this attack he can just say it was an official act anyway

idk if i could say i wish someone to get shot whether they're agreeable or not 
Ngl this is prolly the worst thing that can happen because its gunna giga radicalize the existing supportbase for whatever he wants to do
Like I’m not sure there’s moderates in America anymore


That lines up with the rest of your character
But there are plenty of people that don't vote, that will vote
Lyrics written by Natloz, vocalised with the help of A.I.
Whether they're moderates or otherwise
ngl the fist in the air kinda went hard
dont see why it should
We need em to drop a trump diss track(or atleast another one)
most exciting thing in politics in a long while
And for the first time in like 100 years, there's actually a victim to claim to be a victim.
you arent voting for a side or a group of people you are voting for a candidate to do a job
I just need him to drop.
Mute yourself
i mean for the most part they either dont care or dont believe it happened so
But I do think that this polarizes More people to go out and vote
The people that are already on Trump's side are already there you know, but this is really good promotional material
I can't wait for the shooter to be some barely brown guy that they can claim to be an El Salvador gangster or something
i'd be embarassed if i was the shooter ngl
Depending on how psychotic a lot of his supporters get, there could be some real fucking problems again this time around.
Yeah he did 8 years in Afghanistan and practiced for 2 weeks all to graze that motherfucker
who up shooting they political opposition rn fr
Fuck if anyone knows at this point
great promotional shit to run on
Yep
might as well just claim the dub at this point
Those pictures go fucking hard
ikr
Fuck putting his dumb mugshot on shirts this is going to fucking sell
It's going to sell so many NFTs
nah it's so joever
Damn I wish that was me
wish it was me but a few in to the left
~ 2018
Yeah I'm waiting to see who gets blamed for this before thinking about commentary and which direction of history we're taking, all of them face towards fascism anyway.
hi guys
hi cutie
Meow
:)
Hello cutie
guess what I'm here to say

Can you put a :3 on the end
is it hello
You're wondering how things are going?
That you love us?
meow?
u said hi
no
I win
I know how things are going
damn
i live too close to the event to be making risky jokes

I'm here to tell y'all to shut the fuck up
oh

I don’t wanna shut up
🫡
Cuba?
would u order a filet o fish from macdonal?
Worse, canada /s
!vibe we going to fiji baby

94: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
rather eat macking cheese from the michael wave
I wouldn’t order anything from mcd
It's probably fiiiiiiiiiiine
!vibe one filet o fish
52: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
Yeah. Guess not
u can't say that its caturday that's illegal
Wtb 5G on the metro in montreal YEP
Did you see my lobster roll
was it a somersault
show
Show pls
Presently?
would (drive to maine and suck the flavor from tonys lips)
!vibe getting fed like a baby bird
448: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

some back water pumping out north americans highest grade iron


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