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Surely this stuff that they both know about eachother that they keep threatening with will come out

Lmao td
"Here open a new chequing account and get $450"
Also TD
"We can change, extend, or withdraw the $450 cash offer at any time"

I know is just funny
why would you give money to a tower defense
what he say

We don’t wanna hear you say fellas in Paris no more
If fucking jungleman keeps it up I aint for long
he beefin with kanye too now?
Nah I just can’t say that word in this disc
179: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
Dont tell lies about me or i might tell truths about you
Calling the song euphoria

I want to pretend to be shocked
but like
Elon Musk became rich because he took a loan from his dad to start his company which merged with paypal and he cashed that out
the man is literally the modern definition of "self made"
no shock that he's a piece of shit business owner
At the moment the company is going through a fucking shit ton of, let's call it restructuring, or as the scum sucking fuck bags like to categorize it, right-sizing.
sadly, I really like the new teslas, but my feelings toward Musk prevent me from ever getting one
esp with all the driving I do now with the new job
it'd be nice to skip out on filling up gas 4x a month
i mean, can just get a hybrid ig?
26 miles each way just to work and back
Ooo
my dad drives one, gets him like 80km without any gas
Anyway yeah buy the brand new 2025 Toyota Camry.
I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla isn't selling cars by the time you're in the market for a new one
bought it oct 2020, got a great deal on it because the 2021s were dropping soonish, got 0% financing
Ooooo
They say living with ur parents is lame
big dog don't ever move out of your parents' house until you absolutely have to
You have a nice roof over your head, why would you leave.
I can help my parents out with all the bills, and not have to pay rent lol
so they're able to retire comfortably
and I'm not making some piece of shit richer because he was able to buy the house/apartment in the 90s for dirt cheap
Also that house is getting paid off way faster than whatever the fuck you would be buying now.
I think my parents are finishing their payments sometime in the middle of this year, they're pretty stoked
yeah I got like 10 more payments and my parents' house is fully paid off
!vibe I should add driving to taxes this weekend
412: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
at that point I'll consider moving out

good thing I just straight up bought my mom an apartment

This kind of shit is fundamentally alarming for all kinds of investment into Tesla or EVs,
https://twitter.com/willjameson/status/1785304036545315065
Confirmed - @Tesla @elonmusk has let our entire charging org go. What this means for the charging network, NACS, and all the exciting work we were doing across the industry, I don't yet know. What a wild ride it has been.
The charging network is the off-ramp for Tesla, blowing this up now is premature.
Ain’t 20v1 it’s 1v20 I gotta smack people that write with you
the part of "i hate x about you"
“I got a son on the raise, but you don’t know nothin’ ‘bout that”
revoking his n-pass
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

@torn mural @hardy bronze https://open.spotify.com/track/7Mr4FBVQtgiv92xG2S8H68?si=GXy3mIdUQJaPAJONAi5g6g&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZEVXcQ3M0hF65MRm
@sinful terrace Man, watching this Tableau Conference keynote and if I wasn't watching the video, I'd think I was listening to Klopp

will they announce that technology is finally there and they can do hierarchial filters?
I sure hope they do. I think it's doable now with their new feature that enables you to create different charts through installations (like what Power BI has)?
I am honestly baffled how they push for some AI and all of that stuff but can't do such an easy but honestly very useful feature
I dunno what installation is, I don't recall doing anything with it in PowerBI
I'm honestly baffled how wonderful you are and you don't realize it
Basically like chart templates. Then it becomes plug and play
ah, that would be useful since we are trying to unify our visualisations
apply the same colour scheme, proportions, etc.
Yee it looks promising, but have to see it for myself
Cinesthetic posting about my airport 
That shirt is unironically sick
I would wear it
what is the horse
I'd wear you
I just thought it was cool

Ok buffalo bill
On the way into the airport there’s a giant blue horse statue on hind legs neighing and it has lit up red eyes at night
I mean it in the
way
idk what this guy is thinking of

dw I know you did 
And there’s other weird shit in our airport
broncos country, lets ride
Like insane murals
I wish I could relate
Steelers country, lets weld
I was gonna say that…
Too fast 4ya
6fastkindafurious
I’m still annoyed they didn’t name Fast X as Fast Ten: Your Seatbelts

Ed they could never make me hate you


this is the best they came up with


@daring mauve
two thumbs double accept

alk has actually lost it
he never had it in the first place
Quality
the man has been playing melee in poe years ago already, and never stopped playing melee. i think that alone should make it clear that he lost his marbles a long time ago.
!vibecheck
357: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
can i be your passenger princess?
The guy is perfectly fine wdym
being a melee enjoyer in poe makes you legally insane, sorry
i stand by everything i did today

Same and I’m standing by ur mum rn
@swift imp apparently drake is a producer on the show euphoria and it's a show where underage people have sex
so kendrick called him a pdf
is what people saying
good for her, she complained about her sunshade having broken

Did Kendrick bring up the stranger things girl
nope
Coward
well he did tell drake he cant say the n word anymore
Bbl Drake
Only good thing about Euphoria was Sidney's sexy ass
Show was trash
It didnt get renewed for another season lol
i didn't watch it
soft core porn show fr
Sort of yeah lol
high schoolers running around sexually assaulting people like nah
Its a really weird show... My chick watched all of it and i caught it in pieces

and doing copious amounts of drugs
yea my work gf was into it when i was back in wisconsin
the shit she told me was cracked
Drake with a Brazilian butt lift
Kinda real
Kendrick can’t compete with my BBL
Kendrick……………. You smell!

bbl drizzy
bro chill shes not special
she's just another stock standard white woman with big tits
there's millions of them on insta
did discord just die
No
Divergent timelines 
Hi Hacha, how are you?
ok i was not crazy
happy tomorrow is a holiday here
No no that’s a fake graph
although today was kinda aayaya with 1 factory having problems with a server

I don’t think I should watch while hooked up to the stereo in the shop at work…..
But idk why you gotta over complicate things with zones and tax ya know…
i woke up and i got fresh as hell on a monday
You're wrong for that
I mean I would, but like dude go to instagram you'll see a ton of girls like her
she isn't special
dunno man... my city has the finest women in the country
and i still think she's fine af
Real
Miami
bro I seen TikTok Miami girls are nasty
@soft pendant @sharp ferry @sinful terrace @daring mauve
Hard af
shits edited on top of plastic surgery bro
don't believe social media

mf's
don't look like that in real life
Will you buy me this
I would wear tf out of this
i feel like my type is hiding in sf or seattle
my type in new york
you were in the 4th grade in 2008?
real
i think i could find girls i would like in new york maybeeee
Bad bitch check
Girl boss vibe check
different vibe for me slightly
not slightly
like very
i could fw a manic pixie indie dream girl that lives in nyc
but sf or seattle is for sure more my vibe
im like
in between a lot of shit i feel like
my vibe is like
the girl that pulls up to class in sweatpants with headphones on


but im flexible no deal breakers here
ngl anyone who is willing to say a persons dress or vibe is enough to be a deal breaker is kinda 🔴 for me
like get to know the person at least
that's my opinion
i always say i have a lot of types
tbh
its about the package
i have tendencies though just like everybody 😈
how about brown boys
only you could capture my heart
:3
my tendencies is thinking the homies lookin scrumptious
Miami
me dreaming of the ronkussy
Like @pulsar trail I'd eat that kaboodle like it was kibbeh
Put the bathboom down and gimme a hug 
i would take a bite
I just ate a bagel with hummus
tell me I ain't trying to bring world peace one more time
eating a bagel rn
no tengo hummus tho
world peace will have to wait for another day
Nah we hitting the part of the assignment where I am holding in the deranged thoughts by a thread
this is bad
free me
would you like to borrow my bathbomb
Yes please

just write out the deranged thoughts
nah I have to be a responsible adult
says who
when you say assignment do you literally mean assignment
@clever sleet
get ready for perc 40
I am doing my final college assignment ever rn
hopefully
y'all are crazy
technically I still have my dissertation to do
stay in school forever
but I'm not counting that
the real world fucking sucks
Nah oxi I fucking hate it
its looking like it
Ik this shit ain't it for me anymore
even when i graduate im not done
im doing community college classes in fall
then hopefully med school in 2026
o7
and if worst comes to worst I still have the bathbomb strat
I respect the shit out of it
You got it
low key I hate my new job too
I will be librarian soon™️

I already got that homie
oh
I'm doing a masters atm
Masters was kinda fine tbh
?
Hi mom
and actually if i cant get into med school i might have to do a masters instead
but i hope not
Masters for me just meant I had to actually do all of the assignments
In my undergrad I only did about half of them
How about you master some bitches
That won't work
I'm afraid to speak to women Quake
we knew this
who the fuck wants to listen to me talk about wow
wow people don't even want that
I do
Don’t be? Just be yourself they’re just people man
Treat them like you would anyone else
Tell them your gonna bang their pops
Oh ok
I thought it was just funny
guess i want cooties
Real
Are you doing phd now?
He already has a PhD
Hi, am cutie
Nah I don't want to do a PhD
At least oxi tells me I am
I just want to finish this
physiologically helpful dick?
Yes
he speaks the true true
and I'm not legally allowed to lie on the internet
this is legal advice
I should add a disclaimer to all my messages
this is not medical advice
DISCLAIMER: I am not licensed to practice law outside of the State of Michigan, please refer to a lawyer in your jurisdiction when making any and all legally relevant decisions. P.S. Lorentz is a cutie
@clever sleet my friend said she will wingwoman me after we finish our degree 
that you spell realized weird?

me too
you guys are like edgy teens adding z to everything
this pan means business
Me when I get the smiley pancakes
yeah man, using Z for a Z sound is SO edgy
Yeah I suppose that iz true
end of word
ronkles
my ladyfriend got me a motivational calendar
no theres an e
and I think you can use today's motivational quote


I can't wait for oxi and hiz lady friend to adopt me
fr
Post might not be available
can you adopt all of us
@daring mauve
all the zoomers
ok how I fix insta
yeah i gotta get back to the climbing gym asap
Honestly though I am proud of me I got everything so far submitted pre deadline and completed
I am doing good
just one last thing to get through
what

ok thanks for trying man
That's how I would look at them when I had to go to their insanely expensive brand new building in my undergrad
nothing man I'm sorry
their assignment for the class "Organise a sesh"

we give my business major friend so much shit
you know this year they learned how to color INSIDE the lines?
no thats marines
I had a management class for my degree and hoo boy
You did not need to go to that class
to know what the answer was

I am actually quite cynical about most of my degree
@dusty scarab ive done 44 master and a few elites and i have yet to get a mimic
That’s unlucky AF man
I want the music cape lol
I’ve got a master clue sitting in my bank right now
Until I get another 3 hunter levels
Running blast furnace atm
I’m so close to finishing Lumbridge/Draynor elite
get 83 and boost with stew 
Fuck stew boosting
All my homies hate stews
I’m gonna get the level eventually anyway
Why not now
Yeah
I’m doing gold bars 
Kinda chilling so I’m not maxing Xp/h but I’m getting like 310k/h
Yeah
!iq
78: soloxcx IQ Classification: Dull
!vibe
314: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
!!!
I told Ahri I was doing gold bars w gloves in edgeville and she bullied me
Oh
Blast furnace with gloves is insane
Oh.
But it’s also crazy expensive for what it is


HUH
I wish andrew would come back
@hot crystal why are they lying to me
blame ronkles
Why did I think your handle was agreon
you think anyone here is actually capable of bullying me out
I know it’s Andrew
@cyan oxide @hot crystal gonna start saying Splendid more are you in
out
Not splendid
i just @ andrew and it's usually him
define bullying
cuz i could literally take away your rights to it
does not involve kicking me from the server
Wasn’t it fuu
Haha
or muting me
Is it really bullying if you mute/kick them?


Forcing him into spec channels biggest punishment
That’s too far
He’s American and you’d be violating his 4th amendment rights of no cruel and unusual punishment
Emphasis on cruel
im no murican so i dont have to care
Geneva shopping list any% speedrun wr by stealthi
Would legitimately make me leave forever yet simultaneously be the funniest thing ever
Hey you better thank America and Al Gore for the internet
he may have his freedom of speech, but he doesent have freedom from these hands 
Oof
I'm still in favor of having a discord role that only has access to pvp, league of legends and bot-commands.
We like guns here tho
thats cruel
we should add outlaw to it
make it even worse
Use Hataro to test it out
We just need a kpop containment thread

We have. It's called off-topic.
God dammit
"blocked message"
Not where I sleep!
Discord needs to change it so I just don’t see them at all
Really cringe tbh
@soft pendant do you ever post in any of the other channels lol
True gentleman
Why would I this game is ass
Damn that’s a thick ass Cuban link
use better discord
Swag
one of the many features
Wish it was me
you could even pick sin and i still wouldnt look at the server
I can provide
!vibecheck
156: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
Oh fuck
This is sick
Invisible typing!
Double click to edit
Why didn’t you tell me about this earlier
Honestly a great April fools prank but fuu would never
Like if he made me only able to see wow general
Comedy.
None of us is

Next league
Unless I get fired and deported

id let u steal it from me
Is that targets slogan as well?
Nah, I tried buying some socks the other day and they locked them up 
@gaunt cipher @clever sleet @pulsar trail @modest lion

Love you king

BREAKING: The DEA is moving to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug.
The agency is proposing that marijuana move from a schedule 1 substance to a schedule 3 substance.
This would be the DEA’s biggest policy change in over 50 years.

IG is so unhinged 
Ig comments make me wanna delete my ig
I just applied to a weed company IT dept @hot crystal peak Coloradoan
yay
haha weed 420 blaze it
dont need to one some sucker just did it for me


LMFAO

T4 BOOTS FOR ADC HATARO
@rocky patio miss you
Who are you again
Finally use mountaintop in content again
New Bungie IP must be ready for early access
:(
YES SIR
Wtf
@dusty scarab you did Galvek in one try huh?
We’re tied on fire cape I can’t lose to this
I was a 1 try galvekker
Stop recording me in my room
Stop vibing so hard I spilled my tea
How many attempts for inferno
Also really dreading FARMING FIRE CAPES FOR INFERNO ATTEMPTS

38
if you do jad slayer tasks you won't have to really farm them
Only need 1 cape
You sac 1 fire cape to get access to inferno
1 for permanent access my homie


Don’t think I have this unlocked yet tbh
I need like 2-3k more slayer points for everything idk?
Kind of an ass system when you’re below level 92
it was one of the first things i unlocked
yeah i don't enjoy the system either but it's kinda w/e
Like 3?
1
Ah
for a big xp chunk
I fell into a YouTube hole where a dude does Ironman with 1 hp
Cool challenge
Had a plugin made for it
i mean its neat
but idk after watching 3-4 of those restriction challenges i just cba
the swampletics series was pretty dope
morytania locked iron man or w/e
Settled 
If you want a good series to watch I highly recommend J1mmy's By Release series
They're good friends
Yeah love jimmothy
@hot crystal the fact that I have to search a green heart emoji to @ you on my phone gave me aids but regardless Rick Ross called drake a pdf
he saw Kendrick rap and say yea I ain’t gonna top that I’m just go call this dude a bitch and a pdf


white boy
!vibe
370: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

A fucking bunch of those dummies do 
May every Boeing executive get suicided in their cars 
@torn mural i like lamb of god but idk where to start on the discog
kinda just had memento mori on my liked songs for a couple years now
Start with Ashes 100%
Ohhhhjeez
Ashes of the wake goated fr
It’s a really good album top to bottom
And they play in D and still sound so heavy
Nah
i dont know music at all
Most metal bands play in C or lower
is that even Pitch
So lower pitch
what the fuck is a register
Drop d is really popular too
when someones like "oh they sang the whole song in a higher register"
Power chords big in metal
Higher octave meaning
they just did
Same note just higher pitched
what the fuck is an octave
An octave is a subsection of pitch
ah
So each note is represented by a letter A through G
Octave is the same note just higher pitched
Yea
octave, in music, an interval whose higher note has a sound-wave frequency of vibration twice that of its lower note. Thus the international standard pitch A above middle C vibrates at 440 hertz (cycles per second); the octave above this A vibrates at 880 hertz, while the octave below it vibrates at 220 hertz
i played with a tuning fork once
Based
i think i get it
but i have an album to listen to
Enjoy. Album is a banger
Man I forgot lamb
I think I discovered them on headbangers ball originally too
Good times
i love metal bands with biblical names
I’m not actually the biggest LoG fan but ashes was one of the first metal albums I got in to in HS
I went more metalcore and death
i had a minor stint of metal growing up?
i mean every kid gets into dethklok at some point right?
Avenged sevenfold (before city of evil) really got me into metalcore
Those guys are really good lol
oh i saw a7x live back in the day
I didn’t like much new metal or metal core besides Korn
They’re death metal tho
He tours with a full band tho
Such a good show
cartoon network i guess
That was a typo lol
oh LOL
Amen
A7X was my favorite until they became cock rock 😩
Sounding of the seventh trumpet is amazing
i call it buttrock
wtf is cock rock
Butt rock
generic radio garbage
oh so nickelback
like what fallout boy is now
Like Nickel Back
no no hold up
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
ashes of the wake is like
they are unironically a great band that got lampooned as joke that went too far
the only album by lamb of god
Nicklebavk is dad rock
the other ones are all mediocre
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
you're not gonna believe this but one of my first concerts growing up was Nickelback headlining with Breaking Benjamin and Sick Puppies
was a sick show
Twisted metal 4 was the soundtrack of a generation and if you dont agree you prob don’t wipe your ass properly ol doodoo butt ass
i dont hate their music its just been meme'd to death, and their songs were played nonstop on the radio when they were big
You missed spelled THPS
Sick puppies underrated fr
buttrock is actually
Misspelled*
3 doors down too
Also true
like i love linkin park but it took me years before i could listen to what ive done because that song got absolutely murdered by radio stations playing it too much
Chester was da goat
Goat 🐐 I say
Hybrid Theory was a slapper
minutes to midnight isnt bad
i wish spotify would stop playing linkin park
I felt so cool listening to that shit as a kid
im over it
you just know buttrock when you hear it.
ive heard every song 3 million times
its not their greatest stuff but i appreciate what they were trying to do with their vibe
Hybrid was fire meteora was fire
My first show was actually LP with POD and Hoobastank lol
Everything after had good shit on it but it wasn’t top to bottom clean
have u heard of "Buzz Bake Sale"
old concert in FL
Hell yeah that’s super old school
like middle school
My first show was star fucking hipsters and the suicide machines
we had mayhem fest back in the day too
dude ill never forget this, my friend saw his brother a few rows infront of us in Gen Admission, and calls out, and his brother goes "THEY DONT CALL IT A BAKE SALE FOR NOTHIN"
in camden
the whole time im like where the fuck are the cookies
I’m dumb wheres Camden

it was at the waterfront relax lol
Ah
Philly has such a strong music scene
I’ve always wanted to go to a show at the church
you can tell, i went to a concert last friday in wilmington
half the crowd
that place if it was in philly would have been packed
aw my moms fam is from wilmington / rehoboth
wilmington is a
Still doing it
have you heard of a place called Lonestar
Imagine living somewhere with "hobo" in the name
oh nah not like that

it was a local place my grandpa opened it was his most popular
How'd you escape?
what does this have to do with anything
I was the only brown dude out there
Pizza the hut?!
Space balls
jake's humor is special, apparently
I love him though
Rick Moranis the goat
Are we stopped?
Mine is "what do we have on this thing, a Cuisinart?"
Rick's delivery is exceptional throughout, but the second Lonestar and co. go Hyperspeed and Dark Helmet is arguing with Colonel Sanders is gold
We are LIVE at Columbia University in New York City, where hundreds of students, faculty, and the larger New York community defend the Gaza Solidarity encamp...
I don’t know that one as well
The Dom Deluise scene is amazing
Why are they trying to get in to the building
What is happening
@calm elbow Black knight was Monty python right?
yeah, Holy Grail
CUNY stopped negotiations with protesters, so the protesters took over building, in come the thugs.

Holy shit
Chaos.
That is so many cops
You would think that we were being invaded by China, there are so many police officers there.
Yuh
Apparently someone climbed the scaffolding for one of the buildings theyre working on on campus
Damn. Lost your green name.
and they also closed 2 buildings
So its starting to affect students
Which means intervention is probably pretty soon
If the roads are blocked, it's coming.
Uhhh
There arent really roads like that here exactly
Like unless they block the little roads that run through campus for cars idk
Which i think has been
Have been
Mmm 
Well at least the cops won't do anything until the administration gives them the go ahead
@soft pendant @sharp ferry @scenic blaze Found the man with the biggest brain of all
A true 5head
Where are you?
Ucla

LMFAO
I think it's fine over there, for now anyway
Well yeah like i was saying
The police got pushed back yesterday pretty bad but yeah

This guy is the master of the Wilderness.
We got an email and stuff
Couldnt tell you for the climbing thing
I mean it doesn't really matter, the only thing the school needs is a reason to crack down on things
Yea
















