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127: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
Yes
yes š
WTF
we're in sync
@sinful terrace antony goat

Winston ā
wtf is this
WINSTON!!!

This is actually true
hard drives have more mass when they contain data
Also heating up a potato causes it to weigh more than if it was cold

Physics is cool
bro i was watching the live broadcast
for a last minute winner
that commentator sounded dead as fuck
that guy a liverpool fan or something?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaUzu-iksi8 yo v sauce actually made a video on this
Thanks to @lakefield83 and @zconsortium for these facts!
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No idea
Nunez fucked up and gave away the 3rd goal
Liverpool should've scored 2 more in regular time
Better to lose now and win the PL/EL


hey vsauce
!moroes blasphemous or deaths door
.jke: blasphemous
Imagine losing the title because of Man U

Just need Man City to concede all their games and we gucci
seriously bro
Naisu
bit late to the party, but technically kinda yeah even though it's not really measurable
!newmain
New main: Frost Death Knight.
but going from nothing on the drive to something on the drive
is by definition adding weight
Also, thereās a guy wearing a Bruno Fernandes jersey in line for coffee atm
what
im boutta make a MEAN salsa
im also ablut to scream bc theres a fucking bee out here chasing me
you are just changing magnetic moment, nothing in matter really changes
0/1 is not adding something
I can hear you doing your e-boy scream from here
my wha


...oof.
https://www.nme.com/news/music/bruno-mars-is-reportedly-50million-in-debt-due-to-gambling-3602329
yeah but the float gate holds charge, changing that magnetic charge requires the addition of electrons, which have mass
TRUST ME BABE I CAN MAKE IT BACK
or am I stupid
in what type of drive
hdd
fuck gambling and every casino ad that ever plays on tv
ssd are all digital so that's probably doomed for the whole thing
but I think hdd would gain very small amount of mass
you need energy to change the state but different states themselves don't hold any mass
yeh put applying that energy is adding electrons
they don't just disappear
isn't that why they degrade
cause the gates lose polarity over time since they aren't 1-1
electrons carry elecric charge, you change magnetic field
the real answer is that the person should be flogged for owning a macbook in the first place
idk if u dont game macbooks are great ithink
wtf
that's my work laptop bud
you know how convenient it is to be able to answer messages/phone calls right on my laptop while I'm working?
vs looking at my phone?
no one types like that
oxi just called you a no one then
yeah because no one is perfect, and you're perfect
okay that was smooth
sorry seli I'm switching teams
fucking german stuttering bitch
bro got that lawyer rizz
im used to you being a switch dw
now you have to specify
just like my brain
think I'm just gonna take a nap at work
based
as long as the lanes don't break down, I don't have to
and I did a bunch of fixing of things yesterday
as long as the lanes have proper maintenance they won't breakl
so it's been quiet
tis true
we don't have that though

whose fault is that huh you mechanic twink
my boss
for not having spare parts ordered
cause we run everything until it breaks
and then go
"huh, I guess we don't have a new one of those"
what lanes are you talking about?
bowling lanes
better get to writing
and I tell them like "hey guys, we fixed X thing on lane 17 this week, and it was our last one, and it'll probably break on a different lane later"
and they go yeah good call
and then don't order
and then it breaks on a different lane
and I'm like
???????
damn you guys have cool jobs
bowling lanes, target manager
and I am sitting here before my laptop writing coloured words formatted funny
ez pz then
introduce yourself as a professional borscht eater
I wonder if that goes with doctor or sir title
no fancier
sir lorentz, professional borscht reviewer
why am I not allowed to call myself a doctor despite having a doctorate?
I'm a food critic (yelling at myself when I forget my frozen pizza in the oven and burning it)
Mr. Lorentz, Esquire, Professional Borscht Reviewer
esquire is reserved for licensed attorneys sir
no idea
I don't have a doctorate so how would I know
masters was enough
can we not make an exception for a licensed borscht reviewer???
cuz you're smarter than me
and nicer than me
and people actually like you
false to both
I only make an exception to Lorentz
not the profession
are you not that
thank you
yes
me when I go to school to study law for many years and struggle and it costs a lot of money, but I make it and then try to get a job as a lawyer but the government in my area makes me take a test
unfortunately that's a bar


joke
well at least I learned that
to salvage any sort of humor from it
at least you don't have to take the german wunderbar I heard it's harder
I wouldn't wanna take any hard bar tbh
(another bad joke in solidarity with Whispyr)
I'll give you a hard bar
in germany they call it wunderbrot I think
what do they call cuties in germany?(you and oxi)
schnucki
isn't this a limp bizkit song
Well you can take that cookie

whats wunderbrot?
!vibecheck done with work, soccer in 2 hours
351: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
there's a very famous, very american brand of sliced bread called wonder
looks like this
was making a bad translation joke
hmm
That looks disgusting
welcome to central/eastern european bread baking
it's all shit stain brown and looks like hamster feed in the middle

often times that shit ain't even soft
american bread culture is a insult on bread culture
it's like biting into a soggy brick
americans are bad the other way
overly chemical and sweet bread
did har cheese culture is also not that great
but some of the bread I've had in germany where it's like "oh it's so good it's home made"
and then it's just like
whole wheat bread mixed with rocks from the yard
these old grandmas putting gravel into the bread I swear to god
more fiber
XD
I love bread and some of the worst bread I've had were from home cooked loafs
home made bread is great
but if you are not very experienced, easy to fuck up
and then its rock hard
so ye, can think that happened
most bread takes good if u soak it in butter and toast it
That's why I just go to local farms and munch on raw wheat.
you'd hate my favorite bread whispyr
or like you cut a slice of bread and there's a whole fucking wheat seed in the middle
and that hurts me
thats not that uncommon
saj bread is goated
like in this bread
humans didn't evolve for thousands of years milling grains for people to be putting a raw seed into the middle of my bread man
^ this one is quite good
this looks great
Looks like it was baked with Reese's Pieces
okay I am a bit confused
it's not as good as flour tortillas tho
is this blini or lavash?
looks like tostitos
idk what they put in flour tortillas but it might as well be crack
goated
it's neither, it's saj bread
i'd dip them in some salsa
yeah this is good cause it's still fluffy and the seeds in the middle are just like an addition
exactly
idk what the word is in english but it's cooked on the "saj" lol
but then you get bread where you got giga sized seeds in them, like the size of these nuts
and it's just
it's just an iron bowl that's heated
what are we doin
looks like crĆŖpe
that's a huge wheel of brie
"cooked on my best hot stone"
sorry bro, gotta heat my stones up
kinda looks like an upside down wok
maybe it is one
they just said the bread doesn't get flat enough if we use it upside right
we have bread with nuts in it too
haha
wallnut bread for example
yeh ofc, but the nuts are the focus of that bread
I'm talking like just a wheat bread
and you got massive ass wheat seeds that are those size
you eat bread and then the bread disappears and you start chewing on a grain like a fucking horse
hate that
@shell sparrow it's thinner than lavash btw
it's like paper thin
lavash wraps are yummy
I just like flat breads
I can eat tortillas out of a bag without anything
haha, now i have this picture of it i my mind
seli told me german breads are bis
so now I have to go to germany and eat the breads
!pf me eating all the bread
there are so many variations that everyone finds something great for his taste
You are bis
got too many old people to send em back to the mills

where was that clip of that guy saying people should not retire
Man big elections
!vibe 
340: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
Totally unpredictable result

@pulsar trail @modest lion @gaunt cipher @clever sleet @daring mauve for real us
god I wish
sleepu
I'm the farthest on the left
š¼
I am clearly one in the back sleeping next to oxi
Then there is a loner Seli
And then there is quake sleeping with his nose next to Ronkles butt because quake is a weirdo
Obvious
@clever sleet I had been asked to inform you that Scath and I have done more keys in 1 day than you have with them all expac
ZAMN!
GGs shake his hand,
I have a suspicion they aimed for 60% of total population
The guy on the right kinda looks like netanyahu
Yeah maybe. Number seems a little too cooked.

āA littleā
When will he expire already
Dunno.
wait are you guys trying to tell me that it wasn't an fair and free election?
Alright boys serious question.
Gonna mount my 2nd montior to the wall to stop myself from having neck aids.
whats a good length for extender.
meme sites ended up quite nice:
- a video of someone putting ink into a voting box
- 3 videos of burning voting boxes
- a video of a armed person "checking" the vote list and cabinet while people vote
- a video showcasing the removal of ink from a vote sheet with a lighter
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and a video of a cat eating a watermelon in between those
i disagree putin won fairly
you disagree with my question?
I agree
Since its Hataro and he didnāt put /s I actually canāt tell if he is serious or not
is he ever?
maybe because putin didnt sit down
Is he ever what? Serious or not serious?
is he ever serious
Smells like vodka
Pretty sure he is
Serious about being unserious.
ive come to realize that hataro is just tomfoolery incarnate
the snow changed him
Why are you randomly answering to my messages with some negative comedic value posts? Just curious
but no I am not serious. just being silly goose
And now is the time to not even think about visiting Russia
!vibe
48: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 

Well excuse me for not having good humor
What kind of animal is that
Touchy, for some reason
how do you know its gay

wut

all the jocks called me this in high school
might have been a diff word



found the black licorice enjoyer
Nah, you obviously dont eat the fennel raw
he is german after all
Spanish š¤ German
Probably funnel
wait are you not german?

Nah im swedish

fugg
He has not passed the right of manhood, he is still a Gerboy.
im on episode 3 its so good
Fern is adorable
acquired taste mfers be like
"these HDMI cables are delcious"

based
(As previously mentioned)
Sheesh
me irl
Sloppy toppy
How did nobody get the joke

They explored his foxhole?

(I havent watched a second of frieren)
She tells a demon to kill herself, and she does.
Why bro folding his face mask
I wont, ty for asking tho
well well
Bend deez nuts
how the turntables
beautiful emote




The Windrunner family is so cursed.

when the raidleader is explaining mechanics, and you heared your name while zooned out
scrolling thru kpop playlist
me scrolling through mlz's posts
Is that an l? š¤
!vibecheck shit day
389: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
No
Lowercase L
I should've just done |
But I figured you would notice

!vibecheck
418: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
!vibe on St. Paddy's day
25: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 

I really wanted both of them to be drafted on the same team
NetEase is anticipated to announce the renewal of its partnership with Blizzard later this March or early April, according to the local media outlet CoreEsports.
@lean stump

cn servers back for TWW?
Apex Legends pro Genburten had his account hacked in the middle of ALGSā¦. Never seen anything like this wtf
š 497 š 20

after covering esports for nearly 25 years, I've never seen a players game hacked and taken over mid tournament to turn on aimbot and wallhacks. congrats to EA on breaking new ground
slasher knows why the game was hacked
An Apex Legends hacker has just given ImperialHal aimbot in the middle of ALGS...
Never seen anything like this wtf
š 36
another player
it happened to as well
this canceled my evening entertainment 
i like how one of them is "i gotta leave right?" and then disconnects, while the other yells "i have aimbot, i cant shoot" and then continues playing and even kills a player

we are doubt about that tho, however even the cn server open, idk whether i will return or not, io and wcl is a good tool for m+ player, also consider we have a department about games audit so i think we will have it after the WW
cant be that soon
yeah from what i heard, core esports isnt an accredited media outlet in china
so could be false, although some rumors have it its going to happen, just no idea on how/when
they might just partner up again for hearthstone or diablo
show! š
here are all the games using the same antichat
ye
its funny that they not only managed to get past the anticheat, obviously
but also somehow hack 2 separate players
which makes it much less likely to be an issue on the players' side
yeah true
tbh the anticheat in apex is quite fail
when i cant do na server i go for it to spend spare time and run into diamond almost to challenger
the cringe thing is after diamond, its easy to meet cheater
oh lmao is it eac
does vanguard still work?
yeah
its blocking cheats from other games its so powerful
its just super invasive
ive never had much in terms of cheating problems in valorant
doesnt really affect me because i already have it
end of last season had a lot of scripters in gm+ for leagues standards so I guess that was enough for them
yeah ik high elo people complain about scripters a lot still
i think ive only faced one like once
and it was years ago
I just report anyone who hits me with any skill shot for scripting
I mean your gonna see (obvious) cheaters in any game itās the ones who are good at hiding it that is problematic
Since they can get away with it longer
had one person sion script, but that's also once in 2k+ games
not just 'for leagues standards'
u could legit not queue up
after 10pm cest on euw (or at all on eune)
in 400lp+
w/o ur game being most obvious privatescript kalista/ez/zeri player with better mechanics than gala on meth
it was so cringe
@fiery nexus time to pump 
i got Fyrakk done.
is there a chart for it?
ye its on wowhead
ah nice
not with that attitude
(My dk is a cursed char that i only play when someone needs a tank)
I wouldnāt craft it if it dropped
Evoker is def main
!vibecheck
210: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
this 10 out of 10 dime show babe has been ghosting my shit ever since i told her i believed the first Woke guy was Paul Revere
@umbral whale thoughts
!vibe
202: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
@gaunt cipher @clever sleet @surreal dagger
Damn, quiet night tonight
Everyone too drunk to type
Sunday night drinking?
St Patrickās day
Oh. That
Yeah. Amateur hour all day at the bars
You havenāt won the lottery yet

i go back to work
after 4 days off
and i have spent
the last 12 hours shivering
with a migraine

wrong. your friends are lucky to know you.
How can Lorentz be wrong?
Those things are not mutually exclusive
im luckier to know him, than he is lucky to know me.
still doesn't make me wrong even if what you are saying is true
degree of luckiness does not nullify the fact of being lucky
It does though. You deserve the friends you have 
So it's not luck
GM mister Lorentz
deserving doesn't mean there is no luck. I am still lucky to have my friends
Some people are just smart.
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!pf me waking up at 3:30
if only I looked that chipper at 3:30
lock channel is quite.. quiet
!pf x 42
!vibe
457: Vibes are immaculate 
real
!vibe
468: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe
254: On the come up I see you. 
!pf gm ot
Worst one yet #chickfila #meme no chick fil a sauce
imma add perchance to my vocabulary 
"crushing turts"
You need cringe?
Dont stop the part thats cringe stop the part that cringes
!pf
!pf x 42
!pf x 42
!pf me today
!pf me
me
34: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
!vibe
280: On the come up I see you. 
!vibe
445: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
!vibe
393: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
!vibe
62: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
!pf ahri
!vibe
252: On the come up I see you. 
!pf ahri bad vibe


!vibe
384: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
@soft pendant
True
we could totally destroy all of those
!vibe
94: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
No why am I stinky today :c
I took a shower!!
Put on deoderant

!vibe Ahri
272: On the come up I see you. 
I even got my nice perfume today for a smelly client lunch


I canāt wear scents beyond deodorant at work and get to smell lovely stuff all day

That's so smelly!
So at least you get to smell nice/smell nice things
!vibe uh oh stinky
42: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
Yeee. I have a 2 hour meeting with execs from a popular entertainment brand
I get to smell blown out insides and stinky
good luck

Good luck Ahri you got this
It's gonna be cool! Some cool slide deck on what they wanna do with us and lunch to discuss logistics
Report back after how you signed whatever deal/closed on it

I got a job interview tomorrow I gotta be prepped for myself
W STORMVINE
remember to tell them you do not major in bird law
Iām vaguely qualified not qualified for this position depending on who you ask but itās big uppies in pay
So 
They also called for an interview the day after I applied
So maybe Iām more qualified than I think
I didnt know how to do my job but almost quadrupled my salary in a year
Tf is there so many people at the gym on a Monday at 1030
what brand 
Yeah, I make āokā money esp considering my education but would like to be doing better than ok for once
I cannot discuss in detail currently but you'll know them
Absolutely. You deserve it. Good luck!!! š
Thanks Ahri!
@daring mauve DCC deluxe is out
May I send you a song
I started in a random spot
That's unironically fire
Ya

Didnāt you send this to me
Idr
No you sent me the Madison beer song

Make you mine is so good, that synth ignites my soul
No youāve sent me this
Power it like a hampster wheel
I was down to stay there just finishing up my stuff but they kicked us out

have a nice day brothers
And sisters 
!vibecheck
472: Vibes are immaculate 
cutie 
!vibes
65: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
!vibe
349: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
!vibe rain rain go away come again another day
209: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
bro they removed a song i had just gotten to liking
i can link it
but cant play it
Yuumi tracksuit 
its brain rot but it fucking slaps
unlucky, also a good life lesson. Streaming services might change, so having a local music lib is still better
ofc but syncing it between devices and shit is what i pay for
and thats a hassle to automate
can't you just sync via google drive?
using a decent compression, you would need to have a very big music lib to even fill the free drive space
tbh this is scary in a time kernel anti cheat becomes a trend
god, i hope it breaks the pc of every single league player
and they finally get out and get Professional help
Do you like dwarf metal
thats for apex legends
they dont use EAC
ye but they want to put in kernel anti cheat aswell
Tell that fraud

Do you like pirate metal?

valorant put it, simply because csgo used it
there was no technical reason other than the standard valve set
the reason they want to put it to league too is to get the scripter problem in check
its just the wrong tool for the job
kinda "if you only have a hammer, everything looks lik a nail"
the better approach would be to work with heuristic data instead
THREE
Donāt rile him up heāll spoil it
Yeah, chapter 1111 and then a 3-week break.
Considering what's been happening as of late in the manga, it's going to be one hell of a cliffhanger

||you opened this, you loser||


I'm inordinately excited for this

!vibe
134: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
!vibe 355
356: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
!vibe 500 I take a 3h shit break at work
232: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
1.5h it is
mandatory @timid kayak duck ping
!vibe
316: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
Woke up this morning and got yourself a gun
Really is an all time great intro song
@peak solar
True
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4SjTUPC6gI good intro song also
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british group named alabama

also BASED sopranos intro
Wind Rose goes insanely hard
They cosplay as dwarves for shows

LMAO
nah but I legit have had a girl like ask me that question right as I was about to leave to pick her up and then tell me something came up when I told her I was 5'10
it happens
Iām 6ā5ā and would never tell a woman online my height
in fairness she was like 6' or taller I think
whenever I get that question I know it's likely done
Yah but your an attractive dude so you can prob make it work
I look homeless half the time since canāt be bothered
I do make it work I just dgaf about my height
i dont know what those mean but how much is like 6 whatevers is like 190 cm?
my nephew though is really stressin about it though and he's like 14 cause he see's tiktok and shit that say short men are garbage ect.
or like 180
People that judge you like that doing you a favor by telling you who they are right away
So you can avoid
oh ye ofc but like for a teenage kid that's gotta be hard
Preferences are fine but I get being hurt by that
!vibe tall and short
187: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
!vibe homeless Looking Stormvine
404: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
Ok no haircut then
!iq
86: hataro IQ Classification: Dull
accurate
!iq
77: stormvine IQ Classification: Dull
Big true
!iq
166: ramlu IQ Classification: Very superior

!iq
42: doztson IQ Classification: Imbecile
!tox
331: doztson is hazardous toxic.
Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
!tox
250: stormvine is very unhealthy toxic.
Also true
!tox surely I am a good person
283: ashkitten. is very unhealthy toxic.
!Tox I am a good person right
179: stormvine is unhealthy toxic.

!tox nicest person
322: ramlu is hazardous toxic.
!pf toxic homeless looking Stormvine
False
!tox me?
443: tryanuwu is hazardous toxic.
damm right
Try and uwu
!vibe UwU
308: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
!tox
145: makeitquake is unhealthy for sensitive groups toxic.
!iq
39: makeitquake IQ Classification: Imbecile
Real
Yo quake
Sup king
!toxic Iām never toxic, right?
240: .inphamous is very unhealthy toxic.
!iq
95: .inphamous IQ Classification: Dull
Whatās this I hear you aināt running keys with scath 
247: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!vibe making my way downtown
107: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
I am not subbed
Logout

I already have king
!vibe 500 quake plays wow
231: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
Blame Alice
Sheās the only one of us who plays still


Iād never blame my goat ( @lyric spear )
smh
i think he orgasms every time we type at the same type
imagine blocking
beacuse he'll type some shit like
"5 blocked messages xD"
and then post another picture of his fucking dog
how about a cat
dog pics are cool btw but not when ur my enemy
and scath is my enemy
cat pics very good thank u hacha
!vibe enemieās dog
Is it a funny joke beef cause we stopped doing keys
351: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
He has half the server blocked (don't ask me how I know) (he makes sure to say it everytime)
i thought i was?
jelly?
LMAO
no its real
i love you
u are my nemesis
i am the perry the platypus to your dr doofenshmirtz
bless you
ty king
was about to say
just filed name change docs w the court
Oh awk
Iāll block you as a joke if it makes you feel better


silly goose
!vibe block
252: On the come up I see you. 
163: seliathan IQ Classification: Very superior
brainrot intensifying
well played

have you considered talking to a lawyer?
do u wanna pay for my lawyer seli
if u look carefully u can see
50% of my documents include a "fee waiver" which means
Where is oxi
i am FUCKING BROKE
have you considered using this magical thing called the world wide web where people put out information on all sorts of things?






as well







warm winter got the chicks here early



