off-topic

[slim epoch]

need to try harder, skill issue ig

[open ermine]

not enough time around scana and deeny

[slim epoch]

maybe for the best

[wheat ore]

@peak solar explain

[peak solar]

Look up acorn cop

[glad panther]

stealthi has been in here since ancient times and he still has less feet posting than me

unbreakable mental from that man

[peak solar]

A cop in Florida unloaded on a cuffed guy in his squad car after doing weird cartwheels and shit because an acorn dropped on his police car he yelled shots fired and thought he got shot because he cramped up

The other officer also started shooting and thankfully they both missed but dude resigned because the entire worlds making fun of him

[wheat ore]

Bruh in his car

[peak solar]

Yea

[wheat ore]

An acorn

Did he step on it and it made a big sound or

[peak solar]

He literally was rolling around in the grass like I’m dodging bullets fam then starts shooting the car

[wheat ore]

Too much watching Naruto

[peak solar]

Nah it just dropped on the car lol

[wheat ore]

Tf

That doesn't sound anything like a gunshot

There has to be drugs involved or something

[peak solar]

Yea dudes an idiot

Cops + smooth brain

[slim epoch]

redundant equation

could have simplified it to 2x for sure

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck bedgecheck

[hollow raven]

308: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[lyric spear]

based

im kind of a demon

[glad panther]

@inner wadi if we both naruto ran but held hands we would form a large W

[slim epoch]

wouldn't it be an M

[glad panther]

delete that

immediately

Ws only no Ls

[slim epoch]

but its an M not an L

[glad panther]

[lyric spear]

ML marxism leninism

that's a W

[inner wadi]

id rather that right now

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-warm-sousou-no-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey’s-end-gif-10978754497646408177

https://x.com/RejectedShotgun/status/1758589302840168865?s=20

RejectedShotgun (@RejectedShotgun) on X

I can't keep this knowledge to myself anymore.

EVERY SINGLE ROCK on The Covenant is the same rock.

EVERY ONE. ALL OF THEM. THERE IS ONE SINGLE ROCK ON THE COVENANT.

NOT TWO, NOT THREE, JUST ONE.

IT'S JUST ONE ROCK ROTATED, SCALED, AND MOVED AROUND.

Twitter · Feb 16, 2024, 8:28 PM

[peak solar]

Ahri put that billboard up

That’s deenies block

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286097553034838017/1208111100168773672/My-pot-is-growing-some-weird-plant-1708106507022.jpg?ex=65e21823&is=65cfa323&hm=b3b3f3ca74be3f0bd68c1ed65a30b0814fe9a2ac5aa5e2c310c0b12b671398e3&

[open ermine]

also daps pinged me/u earlier cause i maintain rogue for AUI

and he likes to give me the warm fuzzies of people being happy with it

[lyric spear]

hii

i like that your fallback icon for deathmark is zed's ultimate

[open ermine]

that was stealthi i thought i changed that

[lyric spear]

nop

still there

theres lots of little things that are still there

[open ermine]

@flat scaffold

[lyric spear]

i dissect all the weakauras for fun and i steal them

sry

[heady oriole]

Confirmed

[flat scaffold]

[flat scaffold]

It’s not much. But it’s honest work

[glad panther]

im here with your wife

[open ermine]

[glad panther]

[heady oriole]

[flat scaffold]

Why the 2nd the picture?

[glad panther]

if you have to ask you dont get it

[flat scaffold]

[glad panther]

isnt it your bedtime old man

[flat scaffold]

It’s 6:40 in the mornin ya dickhead

[glad panther]

thats bedtime

[heady oriole]

Yeah, still bedtime

[flat scaffold]

No. It’s gym time in 30 min

[hasty nova]

https://x.com/TheEconomist/status/1758425498101707002?s=20

The Economist (@TheEconomist) on X

Cousin marriage is probably fine in most cases https://t.co/2NTXjmlA68

Twitter · Feb 16, 2024, 9:38 AM

[wet cradle]

@dusty scarab so it works pretty decent.

Didnt go That long, just to level 350, but was enough to test.

[soft pendant]

Dissect this

Wait no

I need that

[lyric spear]

im going to ct your cock in half

[soft pendant]

[inner wadi]

i have evolved

im gambling cs skins

[soft pendant]

Russian money laundering

[inner wadi]

i went up $500 in like 15 mins

meanwhile the homie

[wet cradle]

is it gone

[inner wadi]

lost $300 in 5

[soft pendant]

[inner wadi]

i was

so close

to winning a 5k skin

i am a degen

[clever sleet]

Dibs?

[inner wadi]

why

you want half an inch?

(its cold out)

[subtle quail]

Make me that bread daddy

Baby needs a new pair of gloves

[hot crystal]

just bet on sports

[tame swan]

- every man in their 20s right now

[hot crystal]

i actually dont

well

i did a slate with my friends one time

[tame swan]

well

guess you're still a boy

[hot crystal]

but thats basically fantasy football

so like its not really a sports bet

[tame swan]

fantasy football is basically sports betting :3

[hot crystal]

yeah true

im doing fantasy basketball now too

im doing a lot better than i did in football

[tame swan]

hope it goes well!

and more importantly that you're having fun

[hot crystal]

tbh

it was my first time doing fantasy

and it made me love football

and the basketball is fun but not as fun as fantasy football

even though i like basketball more

[tame swan]

is football just better inside the format of individual performance and stuff?

[hot crystal]

basically

theres too many games a week for basketball

[tame swan]

I feel like the less games would help

yeahh

[hot crystal]

so its more awkward

and like how you evaluate players is less straightforward in basketball

because they all kinda do the same thing

[tame swan]

Ive thought about if I should do like fantasy baseball stuff but it's just I already have enough watching 100-150 games in a season l ol

[hot crystal]

i love baseball but i cant watch all the games

im not my dad

[tame swan]

pretty reasonable

I want my team to be good :3 and then ill want to watch more

[hot crystal]

even when im home my dad doesnt watch my team that much

he watches his

[tame swan]

it was so fun watching the giants in 2021 when they won 107 games and you're watching every game and feeling like it matters so much

[tame swan]

for baseball

[hot crystal]

yep

hes with you

giants

also A's but not for long

but anyways like

everything good about baseball is enhanced in person

so i like going to games like exponentially more than watching them on tv

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

87: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[tame swan]

baseball is definitely better as an in person thing compared to how I've heard about people talk about football in person for example

though like

as good as the pitch clock is when you're watching the broadcast, I do think it makes going in person a little worse

less time to just be in the atmosphere and get food and drink

[hot crystal]

yeah

[wet cradle]

Sports

Me too

I know all about it

[elder patrol]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2024/01/30/91161888017c22d7-vp9.mp4

[wet cradle]

I love. These ones

That shit was me

The last two days of soloq

It's been fucking bad

[hot crystal]

@tame swan shit maybe i should watch some this year

whenever im bored like

[tame swan]

giants might be fun or they might be mid

[hot crystal]

oh no no no

im not watching the giants

i do not like the giants

[tame swan]

[open ermine]

giants will be mid

fuck the dodgers

[hot crystal]

fuck the dodgers

[heady oriole]

Fuck the dodgers

[tame swan]

fuck the dodgers

[open ermine]

based

all three of you are real ones

[heady oriole]

I love Shohei

But fuck the dodgers

[open ermine]

no we hate shohei

[hot crystal]

they steal our fans and our player

[tame swan]

ok time to focus on watching spy x family (second time)

[hot crystal]

i havent watched s2 yet

[tame swan]

you poor poor poor angels fan

me neither

[hot crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-25423531

[tame swan]

im catching up with my boyfriend who hasnt seen s1 so we can watch s2 with a friend :D

[hot crystal]

my whole life of angels fandom

[tame swan]

yeah i feel bad for you if orgive what you said about the giants

[hot crystal]

ive been like

thinking to myself

that i kinda want some jerseys

like

imagine i go to an angels game in 20-30 years with my kids

and i have a trout jersey

so fire

[hot crystal]

i like your city's other teams just not the giants btw

[heady oriole]

Can be like "Yeah, I love this team, wasted a talent like Trout and Shohei"

[tame swan]

:(

[hot crystal]

yess

ill be like yeah ive been a fan all my life

we had a generational talent

[tame swan]

two

[hot crystal]

and he didnt make the playoffs a singal time

[tame swan]

at the same time

btw

[hot crystal]

yeah but ill have the trout jersey

so ill be talking about trout

[tame swan]

true true

[hot crystal]

i do love shohei too tho

i love that we had him first

fuck the dodgers

[heady oriole]

Fuck the dodgers

[hot crystal]

do you just go mariners

is that the deal

[heady oriole]

I follow the Braves 😬

[hot crystal]

ahhh

a just pick one type beat

[heady oriole]

Yeah, I started following them since the 1990s. Been just following them since

[hot crystal]

nice

[heady oriole]

I think almost all my teams have won a title during my lifetime. Except for two

Blazers and Arsenal

[hot crystal]

im trying to think

some of mine have

but i dont remember most of them

no yeah

ducks warriors lakers all have

well

technically angels have too

but that doesnt even count

[heady oriole]

[hot crystal]

i didnt even know i existed yet

[heady oriole]

🙂

Yeah, I've been pretty lucky for the most part. Hell, was even in the locker room covering one of my teams when they celebrated

[hot crystal]

are you a reporter or something

thats so sick tho

[heady oriole]

I was for a few years

[subtle quail]

Boomer

[heady oriole]

Granted, didn't get paid, but imagine being able to cover your team and just chat with the players on a weekly basis

[subtle quail]

Talking about the late 1900’s

[hot crystal]

no that sounds really cool

[heady oriole]

Yee, it's pretty doable nowadays too. Just do like a podcast with some friends, sound competent and not like a homer, and boom, free media credentials

[hot crystal]

honestly having any job in a sports org sounds pretty fun

but im sure theres so much other shit associated with it

[heady oriole]

Yeah

Like as a reporter, it sucks when you have to cover a championship game when the team you're covering loses, because you have to ask the players questions post-game for content

But you have to be that guy that does it

[slim epoch]

yeah i have a buddy that writes articles for the flyers

he can request access and they give it to him half the time

[heady oriole]

Yeah, depends on the sport. Also depends on the rapport you have with that org too

[hot crystal]

what do you do now

[heady oriole]

Data analyst/scientist, but open to doing work for like teams, sports orgs and stuff now

[hot crystal]

like data analytics for teams?

or still like reporting shit

but data shit is your actual job at another place

[heady oriole]

Yeah, would be the dream job to do it for teams, but could do it for like betting companies too

Looking for work atm

[hot crystal]

ahhh

[heady oriole]

Have some folks I know sports world wise I've been chatting with

I'm doing whatever work for now though since gotta pay the bills somehow

Was thinking about starting up another podcast though with some friends and using data there to drive it a bit

[slim epoch]

gonna become another podcaster in the northwest

[heady oriole]

I mean, I was during those four years doing soccer 😛

Worth it when the league recognizes you though

[hot crystal]

i wouldnt quite say my goal is to work for a team but i think its one of the like

ends i would be happy with

[slim epoch]

maybe u can end up on philly medical staff

[hot crystal]

HAHAHAHA

[heady oriole]

[slim epoch]

lord knows they need someone

[hot crystal]

yeah man

ill fix up embiids knee in 10 years

[heady oriole]

Aren't you looking into medical?

[hot crystal]

yep

[heady oriole]

Yeah, especially if you do like physical therapy or like sports medicine, could potentially get something...

[hot crystal]

yup

its definitely like

an option

very long term

that i would be really excited about

its like wild how much shit has changed for me

4 years ago i had literally nothing that made me excited when it came to future prospects

[slim epoch]

i wish

[heady oriole]

Yeah, a lot changes in that many years 🙂

[hot crystal]

i decided if i get into med school im gonna get a tattoo

😈

but if i end up going another path that wont matter

so

[heady oriole]

Have you ended up going on another path?

[hot crystal]

oh i just mean like

not med school

like pt or something

[heady oriole]

Oh

I mean, PT's pretty cool too

[hot crystal]

yeah it is

im like very down

to do pt

[heady oriole]

Just say healthcare/medical 😉

[hot crystal]

yeah

but the tat is for med school

[lean stump]

have a nice day brothers'

[inner wadi]

!vibe cheese

[hollow raven]

159: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[inner wadi]

sad

the strength of the cheese is declining

you know what that means

[slim epoch]

!vibe sleepdge

[hollow raven]

118: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[subtle quail]

!vibe 3 day weekend

[hollow raven]

356: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[inner wadi]

@glad panther my sexy jutsu clone would turn me into you

[glad panther]

[open ermine]

[inner wadi]

dont huhh me

or else

[open ermine]

Don't threaten me deeny

[inner wadi]

and if i do

haha

[flat scaffold]

[inner wadi]

should

i join

a $165 bet

[flat scaffold]

if you are okay with loosing those 165

then sure

[hot crystal]

yes

[elder patrol]

too much snow outside

help

[inner wadi]

haha real

@open ermine

[elder patrol]

I saw it

[hot crystal]

i missed it

[elder patrol]

https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/15/bill-skarsgard-arrest-marijuana-posession-sweden-airport-cannabis/

pennywise smokin

weed scary

[hot crystal]

its not legal in swe?

[elder patrol]

no

[inner wadi]

@open ermine

i hate u lmao

[serene crescent]

Wth

Don't talk to mal like that

[elder patrol]

fuck you kieron

jk

!tox

[hollow raven]

353: ramlu is hazardous toxic.

[elder patrol]

!iq

[hollow raven]

208: ramlu IQ Classification: Precocious

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885091772294897725/1208320979462262814/closeup-man-in-glasses.mp4?ex=65e2db9b&is=65d0669b&hm=d207e7c4f9a97bb6b722efa90db8d8de87b7c3bffb3c614c762bf5a3fd25554a& ai

[serene crescent]

!iq

[hollow raven]

85: kpb. IQ Classification: Dull

[serene crescent]

!tox

[hollow raven]

153: kpb. is unhealthy toxic.

[subtle quail]

!tox

[hollow raven]

202: tonynugz is very unhealthy toxic.

[hot crystal]

this shit looks like a video game

[glad panther]

hes a little eepy and had to take a sleepy

[inner wadi]

me and mal go way back

[subtle quail]

!iq

[hollow raven]

12: tonynugz IQ Classification: Idiot

[inner wadi]

LOL

[subtle quail]

Facts bestie

[inner wadi]

!vibe tony IQ when with me

[hollow raven]

160: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[inner wadi]

real

[elder patrol]

!vibe 500 cum

[hollow raven]

285: On the come up I see you.

[inner wadi]

wait

i needed to do IQ

im also an idiot

[elder patrol]

you can

[lean stump]

!iq

[hollow raven]

183: bac2magnolia IQ Classification: Precocious

[elder patrol]

diff cd

[lean stump]

are u

[inner wadi]

oh

[lean stump]

[inner wadi]

idk what shares cd's

!iq

[hollow raven]

40: colorxd IQ Classification: Imbecile

[inner wadi]

LOL

fake news

[lean stump]

i feel kinda boring bc i have no games to play

[lean stump]

i think the main reason is i have no game to play

[modest lion]

id watch it

[flat scaffold]

!iq

[hollow raven]

117: stealthi IQ Classification: Very bright

[heady oriole]

!iq

[hollow raven]

180: .inphamous IQ Classification: Precocious

[heady oriole]

!toxic

[hollow raven]

247: .inphamous is very unhealthy toxic.

[heady oriole]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Enhancement Shaman.

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619977563313274893/1207397342555406417/54696aa8863c4970b44953adb955ae71.mp4?ex=65df7f66&is=65cd0a66&hm=4dcded2f13e8215022ea39eb5fff9b18ea99191271cf12e0693d3f401a6f29f0&

[heady oriole]

!vibe + tiny mouse when he has cheese

[hollow raven]

357: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[inner wadi]

holy

shit

lemme find the perfect song

yessir

real ones know

[glad panther]

[elder patrol]

?

confusion

[glad panther]

those are not cat noises

[elder patrol]

I see

!iq

[hollow raven]

41: ramlu IQ Classification: Imbecile

[inner wadi]

@glad panther

i have a question

how the fuck can people way less qualified than me get a job i wanted right

but then theres this stupid fucking groundhog who cant even predict winter/spring correctly

WHO WAS HIS RECRUITER

punxsutawney phil is a BITCH

[glad panther]

we go bedge

[elder patrol]

mochi eepy too?

[inner wadi]

@glad panther kiss mochi for me

[glad panther]

[inner wadi]

!vibe me and the cheese line

[hollow raven]

52: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[lean stump]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

13: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[lean stump]

[elder patrol]

time for bed bac

[lean stump]

too early

[elder patrol]

dunno what time it is there

oh

[elder patrol]

man all these people with ! in their name so they highest on online list here

[unreal quiver]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

91: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[unreal quiver]

!iq

[hollow raven]

98: dapspman IQ Classification: Dull

[unreal quiver]

!tox

[hollow raven]

288: dapspman is very unhealthy toxic.

[unreal quiver]

Bruh

[elder patrol]

!pf 91 98

[hollow raven]

Cloybby - PokéFusion:

#91 - Cloyster

#98 - Krabby

[unreal quiver]

@cyan oxide the trifecta

[inner wadi]

!vibe bedge

[hollow raven]

454: Vibes are immaculate

[elder patrol]

gn snow man

[shell sparrow]

They sell their skills better

Or lick someone’s ass enough to get the position

[elder patrol]

or literally

!vibe

[hollow raven]

257: On the come up I see you.

[shell sparrow]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

4: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[shell sparrow]

[elder patrol]

lorentz eepy

[shell sparrow]

I just had 2nd sleep

Far from eepy

[elder patrol]

go to icerink

[shell sparrow]

I will

[elder patrol]

now I wanna go skating,been ages

[lean stump]

[waxen latch]

!vibe 500 cum

[hollow raven]

82: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[mortal pendant]

[unreal quiver]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

44: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

27: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[unreal quiver]

ramlu ur a freaking noob

[elder patrol]

true

[serene crescent]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

446: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[lilac heath]

!vibe under 300 = sleep

[hollow raven]

28: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[lilac heath]

Oh

[serene crescent]

ask and ye shall receive

[elder patrol]

rest

!vibe 500 Kieron makes dumblings live

[hollow raven]

131: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1208378515922362408/V0XtGv0Uu8U.png?ex=65e31130&is=65d09c30&hm=d015f8b793da4c52569a4405f9d279bbd5774bfd9e99ec7879b2c557f9fd4cc6&

[plucky wigeon]

!vibe drinking nutcase

[hollow raven]

199: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

230: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.

[elder patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5KCD-VnttA

[umbral whale]

@peak solar @hasty nova @cyan oxide LOOOOOOOOOOL

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1208386158959001610/ncneqzpbcnj21.png?ex=65e3184f&is=65d0a34f&hm=852ff45f86c081702c803edb35da015098b9915431f3ac4a366539e907fcbdfb&

[umbral whale]

holy shit my sides

[shell sparrow]

don't forget to add honey to your milk

[elder patrol]

try to remember

[waxen latch]

i was never a honey milk fan tbh

just creates a white yellow blob at the bottom of the cup

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

14: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[sinful terrace]

[elder patrol]

!vibe honey

[hollow raven]

336: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[lean stump]

[serene crescent]

who's that he's hiding 🔍

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1208407829204181112/m2-res_270p.mp4?ex=65e32c7d&is=65d0b77d&hm=b80a0188751b84c7a473bd7a6846580fc8bf3a2a53af93603f76fd326ea07858&

[umbral whale]

[keen lintel]

"????

[umbral whale]

lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-reaction-critics-choice-awards-weirded-out-im-just-ken-gif-1412391309077066630

[dusty scarab]

Which build was this?

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943571085230743563/1076249191287889970/attachment-1-1-1.gif

[cyan oxide]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

183: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[cyan oxide]

!iq

[hollow raven]

52: minalba IQ Classification: Moron

[cyan oxide]

!tox

[hollow raven]

173: minalba is unhealthy toxic.

[umbral whale]

@cyan oxidedid you see that thing I posted lmfao

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

101: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[elder patrol]

sure hope this mdi autism atal runs dont leak to ingame, I just wanna get a vault

mdi so dogshit

do people watch mdi or?

[shell sparrow]

I think it has like 10k+ viewer count?

so clearly people watch it

[elder patrol]

seems low for wow

!vibe

[hollow raven]

84: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.

[ripe wasp]

!vibe rain at work

[hollow raven]

309: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[cyan oxide]

What an amazing workplace!!!

[cyan oxide]

I replied but I think gym internet is tok shit

I replied but I think gym internet is tok shit

[umbral whale]

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1142289135059607663/dd484848.gif

[umbral whale]

lmfao

[cyan oxide]

I love mobile discord dude

[umbral whale]

first thing I thought was, wait do we not get saturdays off?

[shell sparrow]

we all do

[umbral whale]

[cyan oxide]

@pulsar trail wake up cocksucker it's deadlift o clock

[elder patrol]

https://imgur.com/HbW6K7v

[umbral whale]

@cyan oxideat this point I'm willing to do anything else

as long as the pay is similar

bro

lmfao

these companies are dirt

[fiery nexus]

like a billion dollars a year, man

[dusty scarab]

Like $3.50

[umbral whale]

they'll just use this as a means to screen you out if you have too high expectations rather than negotiate with you

[fiery nexus]

God damn loch ness monster

[elder patrol]

every 10min

[dusty scarab]

Nah bro

Yearly

[shell sparrow]

to be fair if they disclosed their range you would do precisely the same

[umbral whale]

they didnt

they never do

[shell sparrow]

do you read?

[dusty scarab]

Maybe in a few years I’ll have enough pennies to pay for a pack of gum

[umbral whale]

wdym do I read

they don't advertise the salary range lorentz

[shell sparrow]

do you see word "if" there

[umbral whale]

yeah but I have to disclose mine

or it won't submit the app

lmfao

do you see why I said they're dirt?

[fiery nexus]

Ill take the job if I can peg the ceo

thats the compensation iwant

[shell sparrow]

I tried to talk to hataro, my mistake

[dusty scarab]

I’m sure he’s into that

[shell sparrow]

sorry

[umbral whale]

lmfao

[fiery nexus]

I want in the Bezoussy

[umbral whale]

I don't get what you were implying?

[fiery nexus]

smol ask

[dusty scarab]

Jeffussy Bezussy

[ripe wasp]

"Compensation: catgirl waifu" sign me up

[fiery nexus]

Compensation: Unlimited Deez nuts jokes and HR cant stop me

its in my contract

sorry

I have become too powerfl

[umbral whale]

the online app REQUIRES me to disclose the salary range I'm expecting. They have no indication anywhere what they're paying for the role. This is so HR can cheap out and screen out people who are "too high" without understanding this is a negotiation.

[fiery nexus]

The drug test is to tell if you are too high

[umbral whale]

I'm paid 70k a year

I would take that to leave my job

[keen lintel]

and lorentz is saying if the salary range is advertised by the company, most applicants would use this to screen out the jobs they dont want to apply for, rather than negotiating with the company

[umbral whale]

but I'm going to list a higher salary than I actually would accept

[keen lintel]

in a hypothetical

[umbral whale]

that argument only works on the assumption that every company posts their salary range, but they don't so the argument falls apart and is a rather pointless discussion to have

[shell sparrow]

at least one person is capable of written text comprehension

good to know

[keen lintel]

personally if i was advertising a job id list the salary in elementary maths problems to screen out the average american applicant

[fiery nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/nya-hey-shawty-nya-catboy-shawty-neko-gif-20247846

Yes sir

[umbral whale]

it should be illegal not to post salary range

[dusty scarab]

Make sure to flip the order of operations at least once and 80% of them will fail

[serene crescent]

https://fxtwitter.com/ClemStalDim/status/1758599704101957885?s=19

[umbral whale]

we should be able to pick and choose companies that are cheap fucks

if they weren't cheap fucks people wouldn't ignore them

fuck I gotta re-write this cover letter again

[umbral whale]

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

[fiery nexus]

I am going to masterbate

anyone wanna join in voice for the group 'jerk?

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-wtf-wth-gif-26435332

[ashen ravine]

you mf

[fiery nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/bredifruti-gif-16672178772148625373

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

372: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[fiery nexus]

!rtb 5 cum in pants

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Grand Melee :game_die:Ruthless Precision

[lyric spear]

!vibe 500 cum

[hollow raven]

464: Vibes are immaculate

[pulsar trail]

Nah that’s Monday

[cyan oxide]

one egg mcmuffin per day

[cyan oxide]

for me it's once every 2 weeks on saturdays

[sinful terrace]

[soft pendant]

Erm

What the flip

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141505959915700224/1208421895674794096/acorns.png?ex=65e33997&is=65d0c497&hm=98dcdc68701cd68fe069c6d181bc95576987ef8d711d45d172aabb4bd2a7f6b6&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=644&height=534&

[sinful terrace]

It's a UK thing apparently

[soft pendant]

I can’t wait for everyone to join the last epoch chat on release and ask for bis guides even though everyone says play whatever looks fun

[pulsar trail]

Apparently Poland has “American pizza” where they dump creamed corn on top of a cheese pizza

Other countries in Europe have “American style” shit where they just toss hotdogs on random foods lmao

[umbral whale]

im still not shoveled out

so no gym for me today

i HATE WINTER

[ripe wasp]

laughs in Florida

[sinful terrace]

[waxen latch]

can confirm, if i go shopping, frozen pizza "american style" is often just either "corn+beans on top of the normal stuff" or "corn on top of the normal stuff"

dont ask me why

[ashen ravine]

blaming meteorological circumstances for little inconsistencies in life while being in full control of the sweet personal habitat

:aintnowayskeletonrotatinggif:

[elder patrol]

I love when rain turns in to snow overnight and my car is a icecube

First thing I said when I outside today was "voi vittu" for the english "for fuck sake" give or take

[sinful terrace]

100% gonna start saying voi vittu now

🇫🇮

[elder patrol]

would be " for cunt sake" doesnt sound ok in english

so fuck is better

[soft pendant]

Yeah dude it’s so easy to move from cold Canada to warm Florida

Hataro is so dumb you got him

[pulsar trail]

I can file his paperwork

[shell sparrow]

can you file mine?

[pulsar trail]

Yes

[umbral whale]

mf would get 60 cm of snow like we did and break mentally

[shell sparrow]

I dunno what paper work tho

guess oxi gonna adopt me

[umbral whale]

my landlord should have used his stupid snow blower but he only shoveled out his side of the driveway

ok no more job apps for today

@pulsar trail @cyan oxide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WpU88bjjOs

[waxen latch]

"its cardio time, so i hit the bench Press"

[elder patrol]

I dont get skipping cardio,muscle but you can just go for 30sec

useless

[umbral whale]

wdym

its all good for you

cardio, lifting

[elder patrol]

no shit

but people who dont do cardio

[umbral whale]

cardio loses gain bruh

[elder patrol]

who cares,functional muscle better

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/space-jam-1996-movie-bugs-bunny-muscle-gif-25250926

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/bromance-sig-curtis-alex-louis-armstrong-fullmetal-fma-gif-18194534

[lean stump]

[calm elbow]

Oh Bac is back

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

133: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[hasty nova]

https://twitter.com/Artedeingenio/status/1758256254349189414

Óscar Bartolomé (@Artedeingenio) on X

I don't know what you think, but this seems a bit unfair to me.

My original post with the Saori Kido Athena prompt has 4,000 impressions, while @dvorahfr's post with an image created with my prompt has 30,000.

As for not quoting me as the author, I'm not saying anything,…

Twitter · Feb 15, 2024, 10:25 PM

[brazen eagle]

yes

you can steal ai art and there is mostly no legal consequence

[elder patrol]

!vibe bright future surely

[hollow raven]

429: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[brazen eagle]

btw. sora is impressive

but it is more or less just technology put together that is already out there

openai was just smart enough to put it together into one place/workflow

[hasty nova]

Yuh.

[pulsar trail]

!vibe its snowing again

[hollow raven]

354: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[pulsar trail]

fuck you moroes

[elder patrol]

stop the snow

[brazen eagle]

damn

[shell sparrow]

I barely saw snow this year

[brazen eagle]

we had to shovel one time or so

[pulsar trail]

I almost froze to death last night

[shell sparrow]

I would hug you want keep warm

[pulsar trail]

walked 2 miles to my car downtown

and I couldn't feel my face by the time I got to my car

[brazen eagle]

oh shit

[raw python]

!vibe make the snow go away

[hollow raven]

367: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[shell sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/samoyed-dog-love-hug-hugging-owner-gif-14115517

[sinful terrace]

Wtf, what happened

[shell sparrow]

like this

[elder patrol]

was 4 on accident this morning, car just said bye and went upside dowm they said, 2 young cchicks

[pulsar trail]

because someone decided "OH LETS GO DOWNTOWN FOR DINNER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT"

and then proceeded to call me and complain about the lack of parking as they were finding parking

on a fucking friday night

go figure

[umbral whale]

by someone do we mean Mrs Oxi?

[pulsar trail]

I will neither confirm nor deny these accusations

[sinful terrace]

Bitches, am I right

[pulsar trail]

please refer all questions regarding my relationship status to my online boyfriend @shell sparrow

[gaunt cipher]

@shell sparrow

wtf is my youtube

[shell sparrow]

[elder patrol]

polish youtube

[pulsar trail]

@gaunt cipher where cake

[umbral whale]

@shell sparrow objection your honor the witness is non-responsive

[shell sparrow]

mine is filled with functional equations because I've been solving them for past 2 weeks

[umbral whale]

but winterfucking sucks oxi

I agree with you on that

[pulsar trail]

overruled on the grounds that yousa bitch

[umbral whale]

I can relate cause last year when I had no car I was walking everywhere and it was bigshit

[gaunt cipher]

how can this even be olympiad problem

bruh you just put it in calculator

and forget about it

legit most useless question ever

[shell sparrow]

you can't use calculators on olympiad

[gaunt cipher]

i know

but its completely useless

[pulsar trail]

because real olympiads ARE the calculator

[gaunt cipher]

and i bet there is just some 'TRICKS'

to dissolve this number into smaller or some thing along these lines

[pulsar trail]

also why are you ignoring my request for more cake pictures

[gaunt cipher]

it doesnt train any thinking

[modest lion]

all my favorite people in RH are here right now

[pulsar trail]

lorentz, seli and I deserve MOAR cake

[modest lion]

[shell sparrow]

to be honest a lot of "olympiad questions" on yt are nowhere near olympiads

[gaunt cipher]

im too fat

cant have more cake

@pulsar trail

[pulsar trail]

fair

[modest lion]

[pulsar trail]

what if I told you I'd still love if you were fat

does that impact your decision

[elder patrol]

!vibe cake

[hollow raven]

432: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[brazen eagle]

but what if the cake is a lie?

[pulsar trail]

it's really starting to seem that way fuu

[modest lion]

!rtb snc gm sebbe does more cake

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Broadside :game_die:Grand Melee

[gaunt cipher]

i mean probably ye

[elder patrol]

dis pear so deöicious

[gaunt cipher]

its also so random depending on country

[pulsar trail]

I had a pear from my pear tree last week

10/10 would recommend getting a pear tree

[elder patrol]

a pair of pear trees?

[pulsar trail]

I HAVE TO GROW A SECOND ONE FOR THE PUNS

then make seli, lorentz, and sebe live with me

so we can have two pairs in the pair of pear trees

[shell sparrow]

I can't make cakes now 😦

but I wanna make pancakes tomorrow

[elder patrol]

I can be the goofy neighbour oxi

[pulsar trail]

please do, my current neighbor is a dickhead

[gaunt cipher]

[elder patrol]

Im a nice man

[pulsar trail]

you're the best of us ramlu

[elder patrol]

believe it or not

[pulsar trail]

you just live a wild side

[modest lion]

i wont believe your lies unless you provide proof

[pulsar trail]

seli just wants feet pics sebe

don't fall for it

[elder patrol]

im the joker

[pulsar trail]

the joker was actually a good guy

change my mind

[shell sparrow]

who doesn't

[elder patrol]

uuh

[pulsar trail]

Feet are gross

[modest lion]

depends on the foot

imo

[sinful terrace]

[elder patrol]

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-13261737358986789359

[calm elbow]

[gaunt cipher]

@shell sparrow

its STREAMED

my yt is fucked

its over

[elder patrol]

Sebek doing math on youtube

[shell sparrow]

uhm

do you know what it means?

[gaunt cipher]

nk

no

but i assume its some uni lecture

thats just uploaded to yt

[shell sparrow]

consultation for introduction to calculus

it's from uni I graduated from

not my faculty tho

[ashen ravine]

The Intention of my reply was indeed to semi-trigger anybody. Glad I achieved my life goal

uwu

[gaunt cipher]

[shell sparrow]

it's just some functions exploration and limits, nothing hard

basically consultation for 1st semester calculus written exam

[calm elbow]

[umbral whale]

[shell sparrow]

fun fact - that graphical programmer GGG dev is from the same uni

the one that had talk both exilcons

[gaunt cipher]

ye makes sense

weird to have it uploaded to yt

but i guess

since covid its not that unpopular even here

[shell sparrow]

some people wanna rewatch or couldn't attend

[soft pendant]

Jokes on you I was TRYING TO TRIGGER YOU ECKSDEE

do you see how you look

[ashen ravine]

zamn

😩

[elder patrol]

zempai real mad

!vibe

[hollow raven]

424: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[gaunt cipher]

ye thats why our lecturers make it optional but it isnt rly optional

coz if you dont attend you need to write extra tests

optional non-optional

my favourite

i despise higher education in poland

you shouldnt take part in that scamm scheme

i tested it for you already

[elder patrol]

doesnt that counter itself?

[shell sparrow]

we've never had that

[gaunt cipher]

in theory it is optional but they make it so its just not worth it

so its non optional in reality

[elder patrol]

[gaunt cipher]

granted it is university dependent

as each university is its own 'entity' i guess

i haven o idea what correct english terms for that ould be

but diff unis have different policies for that

some require you to attend lectures, some dont

so if they do require you then fair play

but one i did attend didnt

but then lecturers made it real pain in the ass if you didnt attend 'because my lecture is most imporatnt thing you'll ever hear in your life'

(it wasnt)

[shell sparrow]

literally first meeting first day with faculty is this:

• we don't give a shit what you attend, your job is to pass exams
• you most likely won't pass exams if you skip seminars
• you have higher chance of failure skipping lectures
• truly mandatory - english, physical activity and labs

that's it

[gaunt cipher]

wdym by physical activity

PE course or sth?

[shell sparrow]

yeah

it's mandatory first 4 years I think

or 3

[gaunt cipher]

first 4 years wtf

damn

thats a lot of PE

[shell sparrow]

PE is mandatory in schools as well

[modest lion]

just like optional heroic raid

[shell sparrow]

I think it's pretty good

[gaunt cipher]

our optionalk heroic raid

makes me wanna uninistall video game

because we have 10 afk mains

and its genuinely more difficult than week 1

[modest lion]

haha

but you get more loot funneled!

[gaunt cipher]

what loot

[gaunt cipher]

think it depends

i remember in uni

i had 1,5 year of PE

and we could choose swimming or volleyball or gym

[shell sparrow]

PE is like you just have to get enough attended classes, some variations(like basketball) could cover you like 3 attendencies per bottle of cogniac, but only that, some wouldn't allow any

[gaunt cipher]

i just played volleyball for 1,5 year every week

[shell sparrow]

English you could theoretically pass if you could sweettalk and take exam but that's hard

[gaunt cipher]

some other unis here have more broad choice

[pulsar trail]

@modest lion @elder patrol

[shell sparrow]

labs just hard because none would setup experiments for you if you skipped

especially optics

[gaunt cipher]

ye

if you skipped lab here for no reason they were making it hell to join other grp to perform the well lesson i guess

[shell sparrow]

we could choose from varity of things but had to attend whatever you picked

[gaunt cipher]

but if you were sick or you know sth important happened it was ok to join diff grp

[elder patrol]

lego pyramid build when kid

[gaunt cipher]

i was on a big course

[shell sparrow]

if you were sick that's a valid excuse but they would still not like you

[gaunt cipher]

we had like 120-200 people (depending on which year it was) so there were many grps

[modest lion]

i wouldve expected playing homm3 is mandatory too

[shell sparrow]

especially that you have to then defend your experiment and that is people time as well

[modest lion]

that europe picture aint real

[elder patrol]

I would join that course

[gaunt cipher]

ok ill make seli hate me

heroes 4 > heroes 3

[elder patrol]

what

[gaunt cipher]

@modest lion

[modest lion]

its missing one of these where you play with legos on

[pulsar trail]

I still have that rug

[elder patrol]

have that in my parents home

[modest lion]

what kind of... i mean like how the... like what the... the fuck?

you know if you wouldve said homm 5

i wouldve lowkey agreed

[gaunt cipher]

i mean idk hot take but i prefer heroes 4 over heroes 3

[modest lion]

cuz it was solid

[gaunt cipher]

i just vibed more with it

[modest lion]

but heroes 4 was garbanzo

[gaunt cipher]

better memories

i dont think it was garbo

[modest lion]

only good thing was heroes being actual units

[gaunt cipher]

its not like heroes 3 is bad game btw

its also high for me

[cyan oxide]

@hot crystal it's that simple

[gaunt cipher]

just heroes 4 better

i vibed more with campaign

[pulsar trail]

how do you go from deadlifts to TFT

who hurt you

[cyan oxide]

myself really

[modest lion]

fair

still

unacceptable taste

but youre a morph main so

not surprised

[gaunt cipher]

[shell sparrow]

Seli - all the people I like here

also Seli - let me booli people I like

[modest lion]

hey

[gaunt cipher]

its ok

[modest lion]

i didnt make a declaration of war

[gaunt cipher]

i know its hot take

[modest lion]

sebbe did

[gaunt cipher]

and im fine with that

HAHAHAHA

[modest lion]

with that statement of his

[gaunt cipher]

its a hot take

for sure

[modest lion]

definitely

i mean

you enjoy what you enjoy so

no issue here, you know im just memeing

also, cake

[gaunt cipher]

i made pancakes

[modest lion]

!rtb tb+broadsides, more cake

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Ruthless Precision :game_die:Grand Melee

[gaunt cipher]

but ate them already

[elder patrol]

LOTR rts the best, real ones know

[gaunt cipher]

[shell sparrow]

show

[modest lion]

age of mythology best rts

dont @ me

actually no

[shell sparrow]

starcraft

[modest lion]

cossacks

was best RTS

[umbral whale]

You are such a hipster

[gaunt cipher]

its also been raining so much and my well is getting so flooded

and the pump is broken

[elder patrol]

never played cossacks

[gaunt cipher]

[umbral whale]

I love seli

For his game taste

[modest lion]

cossacks was actually so good

looked great too

[umbral whale]

But like best RTS

It's a tie between brood war and AOE2

[umbral whale]

Aoe2 was my childhood

[modest lion]

this shit was the goat

[elder patrol]

wolololo

[umbral whale]

[gaunt cipher]

aoe2 was good

havent played it in ages

[elder patrol]

think my best gaming memory is from LOTR rts, me and friend building armies for 6h + then attack, I got sauron with ring. I have never experienced lag so bad since

[pulsar trail]

I think my best gaming memory is becoming friends with you guys

[umbral whale]

[modest lion]

hataro thinks he was included in that generalization when oxi was the one who banned him

smh

[pulsar trail]

hey woah

[gaunt cipher]

[pulsar trail]

I didn't ban him

I muted him

[umbral whale]

And he unmuted me too

[pulsar trail]

I advocated for the man how dare you

[elder patrol]

[modest lion]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-phillips-instiagtor-gif-22728638

[wet cradle]

The Octavia setup

[pulsar trail]

the mute was mostly out of annoyance that people were exploiting him going through shit for their amusement

which is fucking disgusting tbh

[umbral whale]

I mean I was being a dingus too

[pulsar trail]

sure, but you were also encouraged because people found it har har funny to get you to become a dingus despite the fact that you were in a bad place for a while

no esta bueno

[shell sparrow]

it still is funny

[pulsar trail]

hataro is less sadge now