off-topic

[shell sparrow]

Tell me his views changed since then

[subtle quail]

No

[pulsar trail]

He pretends to be a geopolitical expert now

but about the same

[slim epoch]

ben shabido is just a sycophant

[pulsar trail]

Debating 19 year olds when you're a fully educated lawyer to "own the libs" prepped him for deep understanding of geopolitical conflicts

[slim epoch]

can ignore anything he says

[pulsar trail]

Next maybe we can get Lebron James to 1 on 1 some 5 year olds in basketball to "own the libs"

but I love Benjamin

[slim epoch]

can we actually get that though

[slim epoch]

i feel like that would be peak comedy

[inner wadi]

kanye > bron

[pulsar trail]

more comedy than when Benjamin told all of the internet that he's never sexually arroused his wife?

[ashen ravine]

https://i.imgflip.com/8dh9pn.jpg

[slim epoch]

yea that one is hard to top

he said it so confidently too

[inner wadi]

that was such a goated moment

guys be proud of me

this is the 2nd dayin a row

i have had food at work

xd

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck 500 we meow

[hollow raven]

437: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[clever sleet]

Nose beers don’t count

[slim epoch]

[inner wadi]

LMFAO

[clever sleet]

I’m sorry In advance

[inner wadi]

im eating sushi man 😦

[clever sleet]

Bro you can’t just say that about ur gf dog

[slim epoch]

https://open.spotify.com/album/4uAOIj4Sxh4sL6G0v5kykv?si=8o53uOhTRBCV3iwGpP271A @inner wadi new album

[subtle quail]

Quake with the 1-2 lmaooo

[inner wadi]

[pulsar trail]

you tellin me you don't enjoy some stardust every now and then?

[uneven tundra]

🤣

[uneven tundra]

Skooma 😉

[pulsar trail]

[inner wadi]

i plead the fifth

[pulsar trail]

this aint a court of law

your constitutional rights mean nothing here bud

I AM THE LAW

[slim epoch]

all the sugar is how he remains so sweet at cs

[clever sleet]

That’s exactly what I’m saying

[calm elbow]

I will not tolerate Jason Kelce hate

[slim epoch]

sorry im a certified philly hater

[uneven tundra]

Amen

[inner wadi]

SENTENCE ME

[pulsar trail]

https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/tucker-carlson-is-in-canada-to-liberate-us-from-the-tyranny-of-justin-trudeau/article_b3f91794-baec-11ee-bdd3-c373aa661fc6.html @hasty nova oh boy

[calm elbow]

Kelce is off limits, you can hate on anyone else but Jason is a pure soul.

[clever sleet]

Sentence you to one month no gf stabbings

[slim epoch]

tbf i dont mind the players

[clever sleet]

[slim epoch]

but living here my whole life has poisoned me on the fanbase

so i just hate philly teams

[subtle quail]

Philly fans might be the worst

(It’s not might)

[calm elbow]

Oh, so you're just a normal hater, carry on

[uneven tundra]

Haters

[inner wadi]

this is a fucking PRISON

[heady oriole]

Most Philly fans are something...

[clever sleet]

Stay mad

[subtle quail]

I mean you are being sentenced so it makes sense

[remote surge]

@elder patrol which one are you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSSWKkjfxOU

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/sylvanas-world-of-warcraft-wow-horde-gif-18202425

[calm elbow]

We'll defend our shit teams to the end.
We're not like teams that root for the team that knocked them out, we just fucking hate every other team

[slim epoch]

well

it goes further than that

[slim epoch]

was gritty also implicated

or is it just the goalie

[calm elbow]

Like there's an entire subsection of fans making jokes about the Hart thing

[calm elbow]

Green names literally project 1984 energy

[clever sleet]

I forgot this existed REAL

[heady oriole]

Poor Solo

[calm elbow]

This chat needs to AYAYA

[clever sleet]

AYAYA

[remote surge]

[heady oriole]

[ashen ravine]

and cumby

[heady oriole]

Solo knows where the best emote server is

[subtle quail]

:3

[calm elbow]

Does anyone know I cause a wave of AYAYA in the general raid channel when I raid?

[uneven tundra]

How?

[daring mauve]

Calling out all of OT with one emote

Efficient

[heady oriole]

Go to bed

[hot crystal]

somethin about joe flacco man

[daring mauve]

It’s like quarter to 11

But also I really should go to bed

[uneven tundra]

😉

[heady oriole]

Good time to wind down

[daring mauve]

What if I’m already in bed

[heady oriole]

gn ronkley

[uneven tundra]

I wish I was in bed 😑

[clever sleet]

I know you’re not otherwise I’d see you

[daring mauve]

Gn boys and gals

[heady oriole]

Probably gonna be up for another 30-60 because of it

[uneven tundra]

Goodnight!

[daring mauve]

I’m gonna read my book I think sk

[daring mauve]

If you need me ping me

[subtle quail]

Gn ronkles

[clever sleet]

Gn king hope you have a great one

@daring mauve I always need u

[heady oriole]

Same

For the memes

[daring mauve]

Also started reading a book called The Lies of Locke Lamora and so far it’s a banger

[calm elbow]

So there's this Anima power...

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-cat-insane-cat-deranged-cat-gif-2528630332348525147

[clever sleet]

Ur 100% gonna make me hit filter

[calm elbow]

Nuh uh, it gives me 90% reduction to filtering

Also filter? I hardly know her

[subtle quail]

Fucking gottem

[heady oriole]

I’d want to be a green just to post this over and over

[calm elbow]

I want a Patreon one.

I pay $5 a month for the right to say I pay $5 a month

[subtle quail]

Druid server gives server boosting role

[slim epoch]

sorry im not a furry tony

can't join that server

[clever sleet]

I was in almost every class server

And then retired

[subtle quail]

Now you’re here

All day and night

[clever sleet]

I’m here a lot less than people think

The illusion of omniscience

[subtle quail]

I’m here too much

I have too much free time at work

I’ve become too efficient

[clever sleet]

Same

Tho

Most of my time here

[calm elbow]

I join Class Discords for emotes

[clever sleet]

Is standing awkwardly in the hallways

Waiting on doctors or family

[subtle quail]

I join most when I have 3 days of adhd thinking I’ll play a new alt to read their faq

[slim epoch]

^

[calm elbow]

I joined Dreamgrove solely because I saw someone use the CatChest emote in another Discord.

[heady oriole]

It’s all about the bear emotes

[calm elbow]

[subtle quail]

DG was the first class discord I joined

[heady oriole]

[calm elbow]

[slim epoch]

this was mine but then i left it

and came back this xpac

[calm elbow]

I joined the One Piece Discord and now I have a plethora of related emotes

[subtle quail]

I joined here when I was gonna play rogue s4 of SL

Then I went back to feral anyways

[slim epoch]

i took SL off of rogue lol

played rogue in bfa

and end of legion

[calm elbow]

[slim epoch]

oh i lied i guess mage discord is the one ive been in longest

[sinful terrace]

!vibemeow

[hollow raven]

351: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[calm elbow]

!vibe Mage traitor spotted

[hollow raven]

164: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[slim epoch]

still play mage lol

well i dont play anything rn bc burnout but

[calm elbow]

Hush, traitor

[dusty scarab]

Mage

Is boring

I know this because I have not played a mage

[uneven tundra]

Facts

Totally not me playing like 5 classes.

[subtle quail]

I’m trying to keep the alt adhd to a minimum

[uneven tundra]

I'm going full bore rn 🤣

[raw python]

!pf me when the

[hollow raven]

Bellsdle - PokéFusion:

#69 - Bellsprout

#13 - Weedle

[subtle quail]

Feral and shadow both just got buffs so I want to finish my rogue arc this week and really get into them lol

[uneven tundra]

I might roll a Lock for raid

[hasty nova]

He has to gather all the white nationalists that fled to Canada.

[dusty scarab]

Shadow my Saryn build is complete. I got my final Tauforged Emerald shard

Full armor strip + 15% damage amp on anything affected by Corrosive

[raw python]

very nice

[dusty scarab]

Yessir

[raw python]

im about to start the great kuva farm of 2024

[dusty scarab]

[raw python]

unless this shit just lands in 2k kuva

[dusty scarab]

I may have to tag along for that

[raw python]

i had a cinta riven waiting here to use while spamming the puzzles to find the bp

[dusty scarab]

Make sure to buy your 35k Kuva from Iron Wake

With your riven shards

[clever sleet]

Traitor

[raw python]

o7 my kuva and the next 20k probs xdd

[dusty scarab]

Haven’t used the Cinta

It good?

[raw python]

no idea yet, still have to level it

[dusty scarab]

So wait

[raw python]

but it has the same mechanic as the nataruk so

[dusty scarab]

Ah

[raw python]

its prob kinda busted

[dusty scarab]

Cause Nataruk bangs

There was some meme Nataruk Gauss build a few years ago

With Mach Crash

[clever sleet]

U bang

[dusty scarab]

https://youtu.be/XX_4DVq9cyU?si=HIceHrvA9DNe194X

I always just think of this

[raw python]

i also got this sword/shield login wep

they're pretty good ngl

sigma & octanis

[dusty scarab]

Oh yeah dude nice

I don’t have that one yet

I just have Zenith and Zenistar

[raw python]

i need to get a zephyr built so i can meme with it

[dusty scarab]

I have a really good one

[raw python]

the shield has that captain america meme to it

when you're mid air it launches it

[dusty scarab]

Oh yeah I think I’ve got just the thing for you

This is the secret ingredient

[fiery nexus]

!rtb 5 i go beat meat

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Broadside :game_die:Buried Treasure :game_die:Ruthless Precision :game_die:Skull and Crossbones :game_die:True Bearing

[ripe wasp]

Welp

Enjoy the meat beat

[raw python]

moroes knows when the meat beating time has cum

[ripe wasp]

!vibe cum

[hollow raven]

21: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[slim epoch]

!vibe cum

[hollow raven]

236: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.

[fiery nexus]

Ok back from the meat beat

[slim epoch]

damn what makes you special

[raw python]

!vibe do not cum

[hollow raven]

178: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[fiery nexus]

went for WR attempt but only made it 3 seconds

[slim epoch]

3 seconds? was that an endurance run wr

[fiery nexus]

Ye

[slim epoch]

damn you got close

[fiery nexus]

working on 4 sec

4.25 someday

[inner wadi]

!vibe how many cigarettes should i smoke

[hollow raven]

367: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[fiery nexus]

PB is 3.2 seconds

[dusty scarab]

But yeah @raw python that exilus is fucking hysterical

You stay in the air for so long

[raw python]

yea that looks perfect lmao

[dusty scarab]

That way you can get rid of her first ability and helminth something else that you want

I use Spectrosiphon cause it’s hysterical

With Spectrorage augment

Infinite energy

[raw python]

it do be a puncture bow

[dusty scarab]

I’d probably aim for Multishot tbh

[raw python]

ye

[dusty scarab]

Flat puncture kinda poopy

Cause it messes with like elemental status and IPS weights

For the sweaties out here

Cause it’ll proc puncture more frequently since you have more of it

[raw python]

god this thing loves rolling wep recoil

😭

[dusty scarab]

Goodness that’s awful

[raw python]

it ended up at +70% multi, + 110% crit chance but

rip 22k kuva

[unique isle]

riven rerolls are such a scam, I'm around 250k kuva for my tenet diplos still no toxic+cold without a negative that kills the riven again

[raw python]

yea the variance is way too spread

[unique isle]

I had 1 cold + toxin has - corpus so it's dead again for profittaker which I mainly want it for

[tawny coral]

what game this

[unique isle]

warframe

[inner wadi]

@glad panther https://x.com/northstardoll/status/1750237238519062533?s=46&t=nRxyC3sg411pDgrGH2o38A

✧ (@northstardoll) on X

Twitter · Jan 24, 2024, 7:20 PM

uwu

@clever sleet

[clever sleet]

Time to resub to WoW again king?

👀

[hasty nova]

@inner wadi Which?

[inner wadi]

right

all black shoes dont vibe w me

[hasty nova]

Sure.

[glad panther]

[inner wadi]

i knew i could count on you

[subtle quail]

!vibe 500 and deeny resubs to wow

[hollow raven]

16: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[subtle quail]

That’s tuff 🔥

[soft pendant]

@dusty scarab

[inner wadi]

https://x.com/shootacat/status/1750013493431214531?s=46&t=nRxyC3sg411pDgrGH2o38A

Shoota (@ShootaCat) on X

Twitter · Jan 24, 2024, 4:31 AM

[clever sleet]

!vibe 500 cum

[hollow raven]

114: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[hasty nova]

[uneven tundra]

Hawt

[soft pendant]

His greed is unmatched

[soft pendant]

Sick ignore earlier

Btw

“Island buddy”

[clever sleet]

@soft pendant gl tonight homie

[soft pendant]

im gonna pull a Nicol

i know it

or a shock panda

[clever sleet]

Panda eh?

[soft pendant]

the fattest

[clever sleet]

What loser has that autocorrect

[soft pendant]

my buddy pulled a hallowed grave

asked what i have to trade for it

[clever sleet]

Wait huh

[soft pendant]

[clever sleet]

Hallowed fountain?

[soft pendant]

yeah

azorius

[clever sleet]

Oh gotcha

Yeah

[soft pendant]

my b

[clever sleet]

Watery grave and hallowed fountain

[soft pendant]

i gotta pull a godless shrine for him

[clever sleet]

[soft pendant]

would also trade him my anime teysa for it

only lose a couple bucks

[soft pendant]

ty

[subtle quail]

!vibe mtg chat

[hollow raven]

276: On the come up I see you.

[ripe wasp]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

477: Vibes are immaculate

[ripe wasp]

Moroes keeps teasing me

[ashen ravine]

@dusty scarabhttps://vid.pr0gramm.com/2024/01/25/34675ce481d7eb97-vp9.mp4

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2024/01/24/668fe6c308068378-vp9.mp4

[swift imp]

@pulsar trail remember the last time I showed you my storage on the pc?

Just added more 🤣

Up to 11 tb total

[pulsar trail]

@glad panther

[swift imp]

Solid technique

[glad panther]

consumption

[swift imp]

You never sent me the pov 😩

[pulsar trail]

of what

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/keep-secret-secret-pas-un-mot-stand-by-me-no-word-gif-21201403

[calm elbow]

[glad panther]

o

right

[inner wadi]

WAIT WHEN

WAIT WHEN

i no ignore

[clever sleet]

[inner wadi]

me worky 😦

[clever sleet]

@heady oriole cube time?

[heady oriole]

[clever sleet]

see you in general king

[pulsar trail]

https://clips.twitch.tv/MushyPiercingChinchillaHumbleLife-uZZQm3FAK_z_HJrU @wheat onyx

[slim epoch]

only dubious things are done with 11 tb of space

[subtle quail]

!vibe 11 tbs of space

[hollow raven]

123: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[subtle quail]

123 hell yeah

[dusty scarab]

That’s not bad

[inner wadi]

who up salisburying their steak

[subtle quail]

@swift imp my sister says the only reason Anthony green is doing a solo tour is cause he’s avoiding confronting his addiction and the band won’t get back together until he does

!8 deeny plays cs with me

[hollow raven]

maybe?!

[inner wadi]

brother its vacation time

[subtle quail]

So the answer is yes

[hasty nova]

[slim epoch]

😉

[subtle quail]

It’s raining and it’s 18°

wtf

Half an inch of ice inc

[hasty nova]

[swift imp]

Yeah it’s a sad situation… he’s been on and off the H for years now

Saison is playing a bunch of shows without him also

Saosin*

[fiery nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-meat-pounding-gif-26867555

Me plus me

[inner wadi]

i killed quake

my bad guys

[clever sleet]

damn

[ornate iris]

rip big dog he went too late

[clever sleet]

nah homies we secured the dub

[heady oriole]

@inner wadi

[ornate iris]

just cooked smth crazy

4am inspiration is really something

[quaint isle]

so I got a 4000 series nvidia gpu and heard it streams the best.

just learned that I have been streaming for a month with the wrong encoder.

Ill be switching to AV1 in tonights stream. It supposedly fixes pixel boxes during heavy movement for viewers.

I think they call that artifacting

lets see if the artifacting is fixed with AV1 encoding

[vernal vortex]

Why not use NVENC? or is that what youre already using

NVENC is butter smooth on even high movement fights on my 3060ti

If you have an Nvidia card there's no reason to not use it

I wish I had a 4000 series card for av1 ffmpeg shenanigans though

[wheat onyx]

@pulsar trail @native flower https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingCredulousCobblerThunBeast-D5LilK0qpuV0UF6r

[unique isle]

152 did the man even want that kill

cant wait for the fyraak overtime now

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck bedge

[hollow raven]

157: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

[cyan oxide]

oh naur

my discord is BOGGED

[clever sleet]

@inner wadi you were the diff

after you joined we rattled off 6 in a row for ez 7-2

[inner wadi]

im him

[heady oriole]

Easiest 7-X ever

[heady oriole]

[clever sleet]

Definitely

[inner wadi]

pray for us

its time

we are running it down

!vibe 420 and we win streak

[hollow raven]

15: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest.

[inner wadi]

LOL

[clever sleet]

!vibe cube streams in OT

[hollow raven]

407: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.

[clever sleet]

Real

[subtle quail]

wow wheres my invite

[inner wadi]

knife only club

[hot crystal]

aur naur

[subtle quail]

I'd have a knife if youd gift me one

[hot crystal]

wheres my knidw

knife

huh deeny

[subtle quail]

mf is holding on us

[clever sleet]

Ur gf good with ur ex being there king?

[subtle quail]

[crude cave]

https://fxtwitter.com/Wario64/status/1750363801780617274

so it begins

not that its gonna amount to anything

[inner wadi]

[clever sleet]

[inner wadi]

my gf made me a lego thingy

[shell sparrow]

You are SoCute

[clever sleet]

No u mister Lorentz

[inner wadi]

no u both

[modest lion]

they already sued before and it didnt stick

think this is more of a "we know, but theres nothing we can do" post than anything else

[subtle quail]

I don’t think I’m ever gonna get 10 wins to get ranked

[pulsar trail]

lmao did he cry

[crude cave]

what they can do is stop trying to make 2 pokemon games a year and make a good one that people actually want to play, palworld should literally only be showing them that the demand is there

i'm sure famously litigious nintendo has tried

[wheat onyx]

wdym so it begins

All this post is talking about is the mod

and the incessancy people have like this game is "stealing" from pokemon somehow

[crude cave]

ya, the nintendo simps gonna be gettin ready to go hard saying they were right or some shit

thats what begins

[inner wadi]

[wheat onyx]

Maybe I'm too old for this shit dude

[pulsar trail]

[wheat onyx]

I can't imagine caring about what mentally ill ppl on the internet are going to say

[pulsar trail]

outlaw has turned your mental into actual steel

holy

[wheat onyx]

I will say this discord,a nd that channel has forged me into a better person

[crude cave]

true

[pulsar trail]

do you offer coaching on that

[inner wadi]

can one coach someone to have an iron forged mental

[pulsar trail]

because if I hear another "Kush did/said x" statement I'mma go don jose on assassination

[inner wadi]

that is unbreakable

[modest lion]

i mean, this is really just gamefreak being lazy fucks. people have been suggesting exactly what palworld is (sans guns and other meme shit), but instead they just keep pushing out the same shit with 100 new pokemen

[pulsar trail]

just gonna straight delete the channel

[crude cave]

ya

[shell sparrow]

Do et

[crude cave]

its pokemon it'll sell

is probably the reason

[wheat onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-zen-meditation-gif-13277341

[modest lion]

proper 3d pokemon/digimon game

[shell sparrow]

Spec channels is a mistake

[modest lion]

is smth people have been asking for for a decade

[shell sparrow]

Always has been

[crude cave]

I mean arceus was an attempt

but they didnt even half ass it

they eighth-assed it

[wheat onyx]

No but my girlfriend doesn't really understand how my mental is so untouchable

[modest lion]

ye

[wheat onyx]

[modest lion]

and arceus was still

the best pokemon game they made in the last 5-10years

[wheat onyx]

"why do you seem so unbothered by everything"

[modest lion]

you know

id call you many things guy

but "unbothered by everything" would be way down the list of things

[crude cave]

"there's this channel in discord where people constantly ask the most moronic questions, and because i'm a mod i need to keep a cool head"

[pulsar trail]

you just don't get it

[shell sparrow]

“Cutie” would be at the top of the list I’d call you

[crude cave]

for me it's the drugs

[pulsar trail]

my irl personality is actually significantly more chill than my discord personality

I just don't have the energy or care to fight or argue

[wheat onyx]

Ive also mellowed out a lot online aight

[crude cave]

and didnt it have like half the cast not even programmed into the game

[warped wedge]

fg has evolved, he ran out of fuck to give

[pulsar trail]

you could tell me water is toxic waste and legit idgaf you're right man

[clever sleet]

I just cba

[wheat onyx]

The internet was like weighted training armor

[crude cave]

you know what man, ur right

the water is poison

[pulsar trail]

arguing with covidiots for 2 years took too much outta me

[wheat onyx]

I feel like rock lee taking off the weights when it comes to real life issues

[clever sleet]

Covidiots took 10 years off my life

[crude cave]

ya but the vaccine took off 20 so like

who really won here

[pulsar trail]

I had someone tell me to my face covid wasn't real, as they were rushing to draft a will before she died from complications

[clever sleet]

In work I got to watch the death, out of work I got to watch people call it a hoax and bitch about a piece of cloth

[pulsar trail]

[clever sleet]

I believe it

[pulsar trail]

she had some crazy theory that the nurses are trying to kill her mom

and I was like "Yeah so are you paying cash or check"

[clever sleet]

She’s kinda real for that tbh

[shell sparrow]

Did they try to cure her by power of prayer?

[pulsar trail]

we're too far north for those shenanigans

[crude cave]

its not real but

they wanna go to the hospital to get help

for their not real illness

stay home then idiot its obviously just a cold

[pulsar trail]

bro they protested covid with signs and ar-15s here

I just don't understand

were they planning to shoot the virus?

[crude cave]

having to deal w complicated will shit the past couple months tho that is not fun i do not envy you

i mean they protested the border regulations (that were pushed by the US, not us) at the capitol here

[clever sleet]

That’s the real vaccine pal

[crude cave]

[clever sleet]

Get woke

[pulsar trail]

god give me a dose of that vaccine

get me out of this shithole country

one way or another

[clever sleet]

Amen brother

[pulsar trail]

I can't wait for america's inevitable collapse and canada takes us just to get the rest of the great lakes

[slim epoch]

leave ur shithole state oxi

[shell sparrow]

I’ve seen some video of online pastor claiming covid could be killed by fire. So they expected to fire at it I guess, yeah

[pulsar trail]

and which shithole state would you prefer I move to instead?

[slim epoch]

a state of zen

[crude cave]

lmao

[pulsar trail]

because America's literally just Yemen but with clean water and 24/7 electricity

and that might be insulting to Yemen

[slim epoch]

yeah literally yemen

[pulsar trail]

I have to choose between unsustainable standards of living on the coasts, shitty weather, or people who believe that protesting soldier funerals is okay

[crude cave]

just live on the coast

when the water rises 5 feet you can just sell your house

[pulsar trail]

I'd rather live in Windsor

TRUE

[clever sleet]

Oxi could be a florida man

[slim epoch]

come to the northeast

[pulsar trail]

if I'm going to live somewhere humid as fuck where there's a risk of getting shot I'll just move to Beirut

[clever sleet]

You mean the south 2.0?

[slim epoch]

we have shitty weather, idiots, and unsustainable standards

[pulsar trail]

at least I get to eat good food

[slim epoch]

the northeast do be having some good food

at least

around jersey

[pulsar trail]

CHOWDAH

[shell sparrow]

Move to Italy. Coast, good food, think still can get shot

[pulsar trail]

I have a confession

I don't really like pasta

[slim epoch]

i mean

at that point just move to jersey

same amount of italians

[pulsar trail]

italy has free healthcare

[slim epoch]

double the chance of getting shot

[pulsar trail]

jersey smells like piss

[slim epoch]

you wont need free healthcare

[shell sparrow]

Pasta isn’t the only Italian dish

[slim epoch]

jersey folk dont miss their shots

[pulsar trail]

can I move to cyprus instead

[flat scaffold]

ill adopt you oxi

[shell sparrow]

Probably

[slim epoch]

what food is cyprus

[shell sparrow]

It has low taxes as well

[slim epoch]

is that still gyros and falafel

[shell sparrow]

Like 0 tax on investments for example

[clever sleet]

Almost had a gamer rant here

[pulsar trail]

nice mix between greece, turkey, and levantine cuisine

[clever sleet]

That ended up with me dunking on white people

[slim epoch]

brave

[pulsar trail]

I grew up on that shit

[slim epoch]

so yes gyros and falafel lol

[pulsar trail]

@clever sleet I got the good good

nah we call them shawarma

get that gyro shit outta here

ill dm you quake

[clever sleet]

[shell sparrow]

It’s not the same tho?

[clever sleet]

NO

Shawarma is a very specific way of cooking the meat

[inner wadi]

this is real as hell

[pulsar trail]

similar but not the same

[inner wadi]

my gf was kinda blown away at how quiet and to myself i am at work and how i never talk to anoyne

[scenic blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cute-puppies-me-sliding-into-your-dms-like-gif-16294028

[pulsar trail]

I miss you

[heady oriole]

wb

[flat scaffold]

my online personality is pretty much what you get if you meet me

[shell sparrow]

Raccoon?

[inner wadi]

u better a be a cute but menacing raccoon if i meet u

[scenic blaze]

[pulsar trail]

omw

[flat scaffold]

im generally speaking nice, but im very very sassy

[pulsar trail]

me flying to denmark

[flat scaffold]

and have a snarky comeback for everything

[slim epoch]

same

[clever sleet]

You spelled meat wrong big dog

[slim epoch]

it has

landed me in hot water before

[inner wadi]

i got in trouble well not rly trouble

[slim epoch]

mouth moves before the brain does a lot of the time

[inner wadi]

but my boss wasnt fond of my response the other day

[pulsar trail]

I just stare at people until they stop talking to me

less work

[inner wadi]

i was fed up with work and people and had alot of shit on my plate and one dude comes up and is like you guys need more workers

i told him he can apply if he would like to solve the issue

[slim epoch]

ill come work for you (i wont)

[shell sparrow]

One day I will meet beautiful RH people irl

[flat scaffold]

most of the people i know before i really got to know them, thought i was a bit of an asshole, until they got to know me

[shell sparrow]

Today is not that day

[inner wadi]

you would not want to

well actually

[pulsar trail]

kittenz still thinks you're an asshole

[inner wadi]

i go above and beyond for my team and me very proud of that

[pulsar trail]

he's adamant you hate him

[slim epoch]

i had a good interview tuesday

[flat scaffold]

why does kittenz hate me so much?

[slim epoch]

maybe career by end of month

[inner wadi]

poggers

we prayge for u brother

[clever sleet]

Kittenz thinks my name is makeitquack unironically

[pulsar trail]

idk man, he's just sensitive

@foggy cairn why do you hate stealthi

[inner wadi]

i get a 1on1

well i guess 1 on 2

[slim epoch]

can you handle 2

[flat scaffold]

what did i do to deserve this hate from kittenz

[inner wadi]

with the DSD and his boss friday to speak my peace

[clever sleet]

He’s got two hands doesn’t he

[inner wadi]

im kinda excited

[pulsar trail]

you stole me away from him

[slim epoch]

needs both for one 😉

[inner wadi]

im the only one at the store who hasnt been a leader for a hot minute

[pulsar trail]

french canadians are very territorial

[flat scaffold]

skill issue

so are raccoons

[pulsar trail]

[inner wadi]

my store director said i did a great job in a hectic Q4 showing growth and strong leadership qualities

[slim epoch]

deeny is in his punished venom deeny arc now

[inner wadi]

it might sound like nothin

[pulsar trail]

bro stop spamming it

lmfao

[inner wadi]

but he doesnt compliment or show praise often

[clever sleet]

Blud

I hate this new update

[inner wadi]

so it was a happy moment for me

[clever sleet]

[slim epoch]

big

[flat scaffold]

so i have a medium obssesion with raccoons, now guess what my favorite video game of all time is?

[pulsar trail]

dw it only gets worse

[slim epoch]

sly cooper

[inner wadi]

SLY COOPER

those games were goated

[pulsar trail]

wait until the next feature no one asked for

[slim epoch]

sly 2

specifically

[flat scaffold]

thats a game series, need a number

[clever sleet]

2

[flat scaffold]

nuh uh

[inner wadi]

honor among thieves

[slim epoch]

stealthi if u hit us with a "thieves in time"

you gotta go

[flat scaffold]

nah its Sly 1

[inner wadi]

real

thievius racoonus

[flat scaffold]

was my first video game

[slim epoch]

sly 1 was good

[inner wadi]

sl1 was very good

[slim epoch]

my first video game was ff7

[clever sleet]

Oh GOD

My first video game was smash

64

[slim epoch]

ff7 and then my dad got me into wow

he's kind of an asshole for that actually

[pulsar trail]

based as fuck

what a banger way to start your gaming career

holy

[slim epoch]

i was 5 oxi

i didnt get past materia keeper for like 3 years lmao

[pulsar trail]

my first ever vidya game was Quake 1

[slim epoch]

by the time i got to disc 2 disc 1 was so scratched there was no turning back

[shell sparrow]

That’s not a video game

[slim epoch]

played it on the old small ps1

[clever sleet]

[flat scaffold]

sly is from late 2002

im from 98

[pulsar trail]

oh god

[slim epoch]

this thing

[pulsar trail]

that thing was such a piece of shit

[clever sleet]

Bro I bet it what the fuck

[pulsar trail]

it ate cds

[clever sleet]

It’s just jarring man

[slim epoch]

yeah he gave me ff7 and xenogears

but xenogears disc was so scratched it only played the opening cutscene from the shitty ps1

so ff7 was it

[inner wadi]

i cant remember my first game

but i do remember

pitfall

[pulsar trail]

[shell sparrow]

First game is Mario, the very first I think

[pulsar trail]

well I guess my first ever game was "super mario bros" for the original NES

[clever sleet]

Lorentz makes me feel better

[inner wadi]

i know we had whatever sonic was on

[clever sleet]

So does oxi

[pulsar trail]

my cousins had an NES and we'd play it everytime we went to visit

[slim epoch]

sonic goated

[inner wadi]

or yeah actually we would visit my dads friends house

and i would play games

while they played basketball lmao

[shell sparrow]

That’s the only thing I am good at, cat/dog pics

[inner wadi]

007 nightfire goated game

[pulsar trail]

swap between super mario bros & duckhunt @shell sparrow

[slim epoch]

my grandparents had money so they owned a camping spot in maryland with a big ass trailer that had a super nintendo

[clever sleet]

That’s a lie Lorentz

[slim epoch]

me and my cousins used to play thru donkey kong country every summer

[pulsar trail]

Lorentz doesn't understand that without him, my life would be significantly worse

[clever sleet]

Amen

[pulsar trail]

and that his friendship helped me through a lot of rough times in 2023

a lot of you guys helped me survive 2023

it was a rough year for me

[inner wadi]

real

[shell sparrow]

We had some clone called Dendy

[slim epoch]

rough year for a lot

[inner wadi]

unironically a lot of rh people have helped me alot

[clever sleet]

Not even memeing. Every time I get a ping/dm from him it actually relieves my sorrow. Even just for a few minutes. Sometimes it’s all you need

[inner wadi]

seli specifically

[clever sleet]

It was

[pulsar trail]

omg, my cousins in Lebanon had a dendy LOL

they brought it out

and I was like what is this

[inner wadi]

i was a menace when i first joined rh lmao

[warped wedge]

I remember playing duckhunt when I was a kid

but no clue if it was on a botleg console or not

[inner wadi]

i used to HATE ryler

[pulsar trail]

wow

that's toxic

[warped wedge]

understandable

[inner wadi]

well it was my fault

i did and said alot of dumb shit

he would call me out for it

[hasty nova]

[shell sparrow]

I jumped from Dendy to pc because my parents couldn’t afford PlayStation

[slim epoch]

i find it hard to hate anyone on rh

[pulsar trail]

Ryler has a certain quality about him where he can just hit those buttons to really tilt you

and he doesn't even have to try

[warped wedge]

thats my superpower

[pulsar trail]

just get a surgery so that you don't accidentally die in your sleep from being unable to breathe

that's how I got my playstation

[flat scaffold]

im very good at annoying people as well

it comes natural

[inner wadi]

i could never hate ryler now

[slim epoch]

stealthi

you are annoying bc you are just a better version of me

[inner wadi]

not after the funny nights in VC

[pulsar trail]

I had a lot of surgeries as a kid

[slim epoch]

[inner wadi]

with all the other homies

[pulsar trail]

[pulsar trail]

brother

Stealthi is literally everything that I am

but better

[slim epoch]

i died inside when he told me his league rank

[pulsar trail]

he's a better lawyer, hotter, and a better rogue

and now a better shadowblade

[inner wadi]

mfw stealthi is a hotter korean

smarter

taller

[warped wedge]

stealthi next shadow

[shell sparrow]

Never had a surgery. But I don’t get how that would help. Magically create money in pocket?

[flat scaffold]

i cant grow a beard tho

you win that one

[slim epoch]

oh true

[warped wedge]

thats just a racial passive

[pulsar trail]

my parents felt bad and got me gifts I totally didn't deserve

[warped wedge]

for both of you

[inner wadi]

we're korean, we dont need to grow beards

[slim epoch]

unfortunately i can't even keep my beard bc my industries all use face respirators

[pulsar trail]

I also got a sega gamegear for an ear surgery I had

[slim epoch]

so its either the douchebag goatee (absolutely not) or clean shaven

[inner wadi]

u liberals and ur MUZZLES

[pulsar trail]

none of these consoles btw did we ever have more than like 3-4 games MAX

[inner wadi]

[shell sparrow]

At that time we could barely afford food, you know that’s kinda not the time for gifts))

[pulsar trail]

because my dad wasn't going to pay $50 for a new game

[remote surge]

my sister apparently forgot to lock her front door in the night and woke up with it wide open. but the motion camera didnt catch anything 🧐

[pulsar trail]

I once threw a temper tantrum in the store and he smacked the shit out of me

never happened again

[shell sparrow]

Name fits right

[pulsar trail]

[inner wadi]

congrats on being the star of the newest paranormal activity movie

shes going to delete your honkai and genshin save data

[remote surge]

I swear there's freaky shit happening all the time

I stepped out of the shower to hear what I thought was someone banging on my door the other day

[inner wadi]

monka

[remote surge]

no one was there tho

[inner wadi]

i havent had anything freaky happen in a long time

thankfully

[remote surge]

[inner wadi]

and it also didnt occur in my current living area

[pulsar trail]

it was me trying to catch you nekkid

[remote surge]

I didnt see you in the peephole

[pulsar trail]

it's cause I'm short

[remote surge]

ah

[pulsar trail]

smol lil guy I am

I'm only 5'8"

I got a dumptruck tho so we stay winning

[remote surge]

I get easily spooked living on a ground floor apartment in a busy complex

[flat scaffold]

deeny getting mad at the "only" part

[inner wadi]

i fucking KNEW you were gonna say something

[slim epoch]

i had to wear slacks for my interview and they dont fit me anymore so i could also pretend like i had a dumptruck that day

[remote surge]

feels like im just a little bad luck away from being involved in something

[flat scaffold]

WDYM ONLY 5'8

[pulsar trail]

[shell sparrow]

What’s that in real numbers

[inner wadi]

im 5'8 in my nikes thats close enough

[pulsar trail]

I'll throw salt over my shoulder for you

[inner wadi]

172

[remote surge]

ty

[pulsar trail]

172/173cm? I think?

[native flower]

Wait how tall is deeny?

[flat scaffold]

5'3

[shell sparrow]

I am 175, higher than oxi

[native flower]

[inner wadi]

im not 5'3

[slim epoch]

wheres my 187 cm gang at

[pulsar trail]

and smarter and nicer and cuter

:3

[warped wedge]

everytime you say no deeny we will just remoev an inch

[flat scaffold]

anything below 190cm

is tiny

[slim epoch]

stealthi

stop

[inner wadi]

bro at this point i wont be surprised if people think im 4'9

[pulsar trail]

correction 5'8" is apparently 177

[native flower]

how tall r u

[flat scaffold]

5'2

[pulsar trail]

why are they teaching me this confusing ass imperial system man

[shell sparrow]

Sorry, I can’t get my dick to become that long

[warped wedge]

thats not right for sure

[pulsar trail]

IT DONT MAKE NO DAMN SENSE

[pulsar trail]

is google lying to me

[inner wadi]

length

[shell sparrow]

So I am losing in all categories

[native flower]

im 5'11 but since im in canada theres a lot of snow and i wear snow boots so im basically 6'0 when its snowing, in rain i naturally grow to 6'2

[shell sparrow]

Including height

[pulsar trail]

I want you to think about what you just typed

[inner wadi]

i was gonna say ur pp is huge oxi

[flat scaffold]

6'4 gang

[inner wadi]

thats all

[flat scaffold]

rise up

[pulsar trail]

well that would be a lie

[remote surge]

it's probably thinking "5.8 feet" instead of 5'8''

[pulsar trail]

and I do not lie

it's

[inner wadi]

lmao

[warped wedge]

yeah 5.8

[pulsar trail]

[warped wedge]

like solo said

[lime stratus]

I’m like a quarter inch under 6’4

[warped wedge]

lol

[pulsar trail]

oh true

172.72 seems... too specific?

172 it is

[inner wadi]

i dont like the repeating numbers

thats...

sus

[remote surge]

nah you gotta round up

[inner wadi]

see my logic is

im 5'9 in my nikes

that rounds up to 6'0

[shell sparrow]

Try calculating 1/3 as decimal

[inner wadi]

sorta

[flat scaffold]

you are 4cm shorter than my sister

[pulsar trail]

(also I just realized I could've just converted feet into inches and then did a conversion for less confusion on my end)

[native flower]

what

[warped wedge]

how tall are your parents stealthi

[native flower]

i thought you were 5'3

[pulsar trail]

yeah but I'm cuter

checkmate

[inner wadi]

remember when i said rh helped me alot

i take it back now

[slim epoch]

im 6'6"

[inner wadi]

im not 5'3

[native flower]

cap u never seen his sister 😏

[slim epoch]

those are two separate measurements

[inner wadi]

[pulsar trail]

yeah but I see my ugly ass face in the mirror every day

and my mom said I'm handsome and she'd never lie to me

[inner wadi]

im 5'7

[slim epoch]

is ur pfp your face oxi

[flat scaffold]

my dad is 6'9

[pulsar trail]

yes

[warped wedge]

holy

[remote surge]

nice

[slim epoch]

theres no way u think ur ugly

[shell sparrow]

nice

[inner wadi]

nice

[remote surge]

is he single

[pulsar trail]

brother, you think I have self esteem?

[flat scaffold]

my mom is just about 5'11 i think

[slim epoch]

brother if u have no self esteem there is no hope for the rest of us

[neon umbra]

Why the fuck you lot bad at math

[remote surge]

??

[soft pendant]

say it to my face

[inner wadi]

bro said you lot

[warped wedge]

its jake hide the weed

[inner wadi]

i wont make fun of the british while kieron isnt here

[native flower]

cap

[pulsar trail]

[inner wadi]

??????????????????????????????

[neon umbra]

Sit on your face?

[pulsar trail]

these mfers measure weight in stones and have the audacity to try to make fun of us using their stupid ass system they gave us

[remote surge]

i dont even know how tall i am

[pulsar trail]

I can assure you that you are tall enough to ride this ride

[remote surge]

[warped wedge]

[inner wadi]

AND they drive on the wrong side of the road

[soft pendant]

like 14 soda cans

[inner wadi]

bunch of dummies

[flat scaffold]

im still 100% convinced the person that came up with the "feet" system

was hella sus

feet fetish havin lookin ass

[soft pendant]

his name?

[inner wadi]

it was john nike

[pulsar trail]

well they eat beans on toast

so

[remote surge]

yeah they had 12 inch long feet

[warped wedge]

@glad panther

[slim epoch]

it was the nickolodeon guy

[soft pendant]

Quentin Terentino

[subtle quail]

@inner wadi i suck at this game

[inner wadi]

bro

dont worry

i fucking ate shit in the cs game i played

[flat scaffold]

well the whole feet system stems back from like Egypt n shit

[inner wadi]

at half time my team asked me to get a single kill

[native flower]

5'3

[subtle quail]

LMFAO

[pulsar trail]

don't put that shit on us

[warped wedge]

you seem to know alot about feet stealthi

[subtle quail]

THAT SAME SHIT HAPPENED TO ME

[soft pendant]

@warped wedge i pulled a godless shrine

bro im cumming

[inner wadi]

i had like 15 assits in my defense

[pulsar trail]

????????????

[inner wadi]

bro im 5'7

[pulsar trail]

BROTHER?

[subtle quail]

I got 1 in the pistol and 3 the next round

[neon umbra]

US was against the commonwealth so furiously, they turned English into the dumbest language on the planet

[flat scaffold]

i have a very deep hatred for feet

[inner wadi]

the guy above me had more kills but barely more damage

[soft pendant]

pulled a $15 magic card

[inner wadi]

i did suck ass tho

[remote surge]

proof?

[soft pendant]

we are cumming

all of us as one

[shell sparrow]

How do you walk?

[native flower]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[subtle quail]

we kicked a dude who was trolling when i had 0 kills