off-topic

[inner wadi]

im gonna act up

[peak solar]

Maybe she’ll get drunk and order some Uber meats delivery from bosephs

If not then I’d be out wilin too ngl

[inner wadi]

if she tries ill be mad

[stone swan]

??

Oh

[hasty nova]

Best of 2023 Winner:

[stone swan]

Dick appointment with bodeeny

[inner wadi]

ye

i will tell her no

[slim epoch]

bc it aint free

[stone swan]

Why are you not with her anyway

What’s the scoop

[inner wadi]

shes not actually wildin out

shes wit her family

[peak solar]

Oh good

[stone swan]

Wow what a slut

[peak solar]

I was legit annoyed

[inner wadi]

(you would know if you pulled latinas)

[peak solar]

[stone swan]

With her family on new years….

[unreal quiver]

Just hit my head on the hanging hand rail on Japanese metro

Now everyone knows I’m a filthy gaijin

Cause I’m too tall

[slim epoch]

i do not blame deeny for not hanging out with a latinas family

[peak solar]

Gaijin smh

[slim epoch]

on any day of the week

[stone swan]

Bro Japanese metro

Shit is so silent

[slim epoch]

that shit is too much for introverted me

[inner wadi]

especially since i have not met them

and this would be

the first interaction

and reveal of me

like hell nah

[stone swan]

Bro you should have gone

[peak solar]

Oh yea that would be a lot

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/chucky-subway-nyc-train-run-gif-25302184

[stone swan]

Nah that sounds like a banger

Get in the element

[unreal quiver]

Bro my gfs family has only interacted with me by hearing me scream on voice in the background

[slim epoch]

the latinos i know party like its new years every night

[peak solar]

Bruh have you been to a Latina party

[stone swan]

Meet the cool uncle with scars

[peak solar]

That shit does not stop

[stone swan]

Drink hella tequlia

[inner wadi]

i dont need the drunk abuelita asking about grandchildren

[peak solar]

They party till 6 am bro

[slim epoch]

it will never be a good night to meet the family lol

[inner wadi]

i dont need the drunk tio threatening to kill me if i fuck her over

[stone swan]

Just make them in front of her

[slim epoch]

they party till 6 wake up at 7 and work for 12 hours and do it again

[stone swan]

Show abuela how it’s done

[peak solar]

Actual menaces

[inner wadi]

as someone who grew up

nonstop around my mexican family

lmao

[hot crystal]

Drunk abuelita would love deeny jr.

[stone swan]

Is that what he calls his penis

[inner wadi]

no its our future child

[slim epoch]

deeny hut jrs

[inner wadi]

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-levine-embarrassed-gif-21343983

[inner wadi]

drunk abuelita would absolutely love deeny jr

[hot crystal]

She jr on my deeny until i drink

[slim epoch]

fixed

[peak solar]

LOL

[hasty nova]

Yooooo...

I forgot it was Monday.

I totally bet we're getting those Epstein files today.

Not.

[stone swan]

Guys

I got promoted at my job this week

[inner wadi]

grats dekai

[hasty nova]

Gzgzgz

[stone swan]

Yeah promoted to customer

[inner wadi]

LOL

[unreal quiver]

Lmao

[hasty nova]

Ooof

[inner wadi]

LMFAO bruh

[hasty nova]

Was it for the better?

[stone swan]

Well I’m moving to college so

[slim epoch]

hell yeah dekai join the club

[hasty nova]

Word.

[stone swan]

Can’t work anymore

Back to campus!

[unreal quiver]

What you studying

[slim epoch]

except you have prospects so not a true member of the club

[stone swan]

The same thing I studied when I was in school

Two years ago

[unreal quiver]

Bitches

[inner wadi]

so, not how to get bitches?

LOL daps

[unreal quiver]

Hahahahaaha

[stone swan]

Language history and philosophy

[inner wadi]

[unreal quiver]

Is it language, history

[stone swan]

Liberal arts degree but the concentration is international studies

[unreal quiver]

Or history of languages

[slim epoch]

dont gotta need no stinking degree to know the history of languages

[unreal quiver]

[inner wadi]

mf studying language but couldnt use his language to rizz up a woman even tho he knew his history with failure

[dusty scarab]

Alright class welcome to Getting Bitches 101

[slim epoch]

god destroyed a tower and now we have languages

eazy

[unreal quiver]

I love lord of the rings

[dusty scarab]

I’ll be your Profrizzer this semester

[unreal quiver]

Oh no

That’s too far

[stone swan]

She was sitting with her mom, her sister, and her nephew

So

[inner wadi]

so you had a selection

[slim epoch]

rizz up the mom

make her jealous

[stone swan]

Clueless

[unreal quiver]

Reminds me of the first time I went to china and I tried flirting with the flight attendant

[stone swan]

I was in airplane clothes

[unreal quiver]

And she just laughed at me

Hahahaha

[inner wadi]

LOL

[stone swan]

Gg

[dusty scarab]

I’ll rizz up the son, the father, and the Holy Spirit my man

[unreal quiver]

My Chinese was fucking weak tbf

[slim epoch]

you cant just yell lo mein at someone and expect that to be rizz

[inner wadi]

i could.

[dusty scarab]

That’s some rizz right there

[stone swan]

Wish I could rizz in Chinese but all I can say is wo cuo

[dusty scarab]

I’ll grade it a 92%

[unreal quiver]

HAO MA

[inner wadi]

imma text my girl lo mein right now

what do we think she gonna say

[unreal quiver]

NO SORRY THE PLANE IS LOUD I SAID HAO MAAA

[inner wadi]

(nothing, shes too busy drinking)

[dusty scarab]

Don’t worry

Try again

But louder this time

[unreal quiver]

I have Chinese gf now and still nobody understands my Chinese

[slim epoch]

so how is japan daps, is it rough without subtitles

[unreal quiver]

I zone out

And let my gf speak Japanese

Then I yell ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU

[dusty scarab]

And you just nod along?

[slim epoch]

"yeah he's a little slow just bear with him"

[unreal quiver]

Small bowing

[stone swan]

I’d rizz her in Japanese

[hot crystal]

Bro ur cooked

[unreal quiver]

What

I had to practice

[dusty scarab]

Your head better hit the fucking FLOOR after that

[stone swan]

And you wouldn’t understand it

[stone swan]

Nah you really just do a 15 degrees bow

Rookie.

[dusty scarab]

Nah bro this man

Needs to APOLOGIZE

[slim epoch]

thats a cold ass bow

[dusty scarab]

Hands and knees

[unreal quiver]

SUMIMASEN

[dusty scarab]

On the floor

[unreal quiver]

GOMMENASAI

[inner wadi]

me screaming itadaki mas when my girl takes off her socks

[dusty scarab]

HEAD ON THE FLOOR

[peak solar]

Wait daps are you part Japanese

[unreal quiver]

No

[slim epoch]

yamete kudasai

[peak solar]

What’s the lore of you being over there

[unreal quiver]

I’m Russian Indian mix

[inner wadi]

hes a weeb

[stone swan]

He wanted to go

[unreal quiver]

Wanted to

[stone swan]

So he went

Lore.

[unreal quiver]

Ye

[hot crystal]

Why socks

[peak solar]

Damn that’s pretty tight

[unreal quiver]

Hadn’t been on holiday since 2019

So we saved up

[slim epoch]

bc deeny is a feet man

[hot crystal]

I know what you are

Deeny

[slim epoch]

he wants to eat the socks

[inner wadi]

wdym why socks

its the reason everyone gets filled up on breadsticks from olive garden and then barely touches the entree

[unreal quiver]

Oh no

Ew

[inner wadi]

LMFAO ok icant

HAHAHAHA

[dusty scarab]

Mr. Boseph Deeny loves socks and feet almost as much as he loves Target

[peak solar]

you thought chat was moving fast huh mf

[hot crystal]

The breadsticks are mid

[inner wadi]

LMFAOOOOO

[modest lion]

Ngl, zoomer ot just hits different

[hot crystal]

Sorry chief

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-caught-in4k-chungus-gif-19840038

[inner wadi]

nah so the tech is

[hot crystal]

You mustve really missed dekai

[inner wadi]

dip the breadsticks in the italian dressing

its BIS

[unreal quiver]

Foot fungus

[inner wadi]

but fr im not a foot guy at all

feet are disgusting

[dusty scarab]

Gonna make some cheese from that fungus

Fr

Special cheese

[peak solar]

So how long you staying

[unreal quiver]

Gonna ruin deenys appetite

[unreal quiver]

Trip is basically a month long

[dusty scarab]

[peak solar]

On god I’d rather eat ass than suck toes

[inner wadi]

i mean

whats wrong w eating ass

[stone swan]

REAL AS FUCK ESRA

[peak solar]

Exactly

[stone swan]

THATS WHY WE ALL FUCK WITH YOU

[hot crystal]

Well toes arent sexual to most of us so

[inner wadi]

i have never and will never suck toes

[unreal quiver]

We went HK -> Okinawa -> Osaka -> Tokyo -> Seoul

[modest lion]

Can use the v-yeast to bake a pizza with that cheese

[stone swan]

AND NOT BODEENY THE ROOMIE NOOB

[dusty scarab]

Yessir

[stone swan]

Rookie

[peak solar]

Holy shit that’s actually so based

[stone swan]

Dream blunt rotation

[hot crystal]

Ooh seoul too

[unreal quiver]

The moment we landed in Okinawa we got sick as fuck

[hot crystal]

Fire

[dusty scarab]

That dough gonna RISE

[inner wadi]

damn i didnt know u were going to seoul too

[stone swan]

I want to go to Okinawa so bad

[inner wadi]

thats hard

[unreal quiver]

3 days at the end

Got a nice hotel lined up

[stone swan]

Bro I NEED to learn Korean

[slim epoch]

always heard seoul is the best one to visit

[stone swan]

ANNYEONG

[unreal quiver]

No more cooking

[slim epoch]

everyone speaks english apparently

[hot crystal]

Inshallah i will make it to japan someday

[modest lion]

not just the dough

[unreal quiver]

Not really

[peak solar]

Good place to be sick tho shits like Hawaii lol

[slim epoch]

white man mecca

[unreal quiver]

It’s kinda like Japan

But honestly less to do

[modest lion]

can use the remaining foot fungus as topping for it as well

[dusty scarab]

True

[hot crystal]

Not even for weeb reasons tho i wanted to go before i ever watched anime

[stone swan]

More English speakers in Seoul than Japan

[dusty scarab]

Shave it like truffle

[stone swan]

But

[unreal quiver]

We walked into a raccoon cafe last time we went and walked straight back out

[stone swan]

Still not many

[unreal quiver]

It stank

[peak solar]

Dude I wanna go to Japan / Korea so fucking bad

[unreal quiver]

It’s like the grandpa Simpson meme

[hot crystal]

Annyeong haseyo

[stone swan]

@peak solar let’s go then

[modest lion]

who wouldve thought

wild animals smelling

[peak solar]

👀

[modest lion]

what a surprise

[inner wadi]

fuck stealthi

[stone swan]

OFFTOPIC MEETUP IN TOKYO WHEN

[unreal quiver]

Gotta say that once you can read the alphabet asking for shit isn’t hard

[peak solar]

I gotta save up money

[stone swan]

yo

[hot crystal]

never

[peak solar]

But I’d go fr

[unreal quiver]

Hopefully they weren’t wild lmao

[stone swan]

Offtopic Japan meetup

[inner wadi]

korean alphabet is actually

so easy

[unreal quiver]

Biting people and shit

[stone swan]

Best idea I’ve ever had

[slim epoch]

seli calls us all zoomers and then starts talking about some shit like eating vagina pizza

[hot crystal]

People from offtopic would never meet

[inner wadi]

hangul bis

[stone swan]

Skip is not invited

[unreal quiver]

True

[modest lion]

i mean, they might be trained, but raccoons are still very much wild animals

[stone swan]

Yeah we would never meet

[inner wadi]

it took me literally a week tops

[stone swan]

[dusty scarab]

You wouldn’t?

[unreal quiver]

Raise them in captivity gg easy

[inner wadi]

to memorize the alphabet

[peak solar]

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

Seli was so real for that

[inner wadi]

i havent tried learning it in awhile or studied it

but im p sure i can still remember it

[slim epoch]

im just saying that the pot is looking a little black is all

[unreal quiver]

A week

[modest lion]

then theyre still wild animals, unless its like 4th or 5th generation

[unreal quiver]

Monka

[inner wadi]

????????????\

it really took like two days

[dusty scarab]

God I would devour that vagina pizza

[unreal quiver]

Korean and Russian alphabet was like 30 mins

[inner wadi]

ok i only know one language

[peak solar]

I’ve been to all the pacific islands and they were all dope just need Japan / Korea

[inner wadi]

i dont have that ability to quickly learn

[stone swan]

Korean alphabet took him a week

[unreal quiver]

I know none so

[peak solar]

well except Malaysia

[inner wadi]

others

[unreal quiver]

You’re beating me

[peak solar]

That place is hell

[inner wadi]

i lied

[modest lion]

if you cant see the difference, then it just proves my point

[unreal quiver]

Go eat some pussy old man

[slim epoch]

can smell the difference for sure

[inner wadi]

i dont know spanish kinda

i can understand

cant write it

cant speak it

[dusty scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/chowder-gif-26836394

Me

Fr

[hasty nova]

[unreal quiver]

wtf is that

[hasty nova]

Him cleaning the balls

[modest lion]

@dusty scarab they just dont get it

[slim epoch]

my understanding of spanish comes from how many expletives are thrown my way

[peak solar]

Singapore Thailand Philippines Guam all slap

[dusty scarab]

TRUE

[slim epoch]

if i don't hear any curses then i dont know what they're saying

[stone swan]

Him glazing seliathan

[unreal quiver]

I can’t go to poor Asian countries

[inner wadi]

my girl switches to spanish alot when we hang out and on god

[unreal quiver]

Cause I gotta cook all my food

[inner wadi]

it hits diffy

[unreal quiver]

Too risky

[inner wadi]

i love when shes like

[peak solar]

Oh ur fine as long as you don’t drink the water

[slim epoch]

i know exactly whats being said

[stone swan]

Hey guys did you know deeny is in a relationship

[peak solar]

Bro that’s a slur

[modest lion]

looks like one ball was dipped in choccie, the other in... idk, pistacchio?

mint?

[peak solar]

can’t say that here

[dusty scarab]

Yeah dude

[unreal quiver]

Mint balls ouch

[dusty scarab]

Gotta consume

[inner wadi]

LMFAO

[stone swan]

What

[dusty scarab]

You ever put gold bond powder on your balls after a shower?

[inner wadi]

the m word

is a slur

[peak solar]

Is bad word

[dusty scarab]

So you get that cold blast

[peak solar]

Towards lgbtq

[inner wadi]

its similar to f slur in english

[slim epoch]

true

[unreal quiver]

What does it mean

[slim epoch]

that is a slur

[unreal quiver]

Oh

[slim epoch]

let me delete that

[modest lion]

bro would suck so hard on those, hed vacuum the follicles out of the balls

[stone swan]

LMAO

[slim epoch]

slipped my mind that that was a slur

[peak solar]

[dusty scarab]

Hell yeah dude

[inner wadi]

its used as a slur but like

[dusty scarab]

Forget a waxing

[unreal quiver]

The torsion suck

[slim epoch]

i have been called that so many times that it doesn't feel like a slur you know

[hasty nova]

The only time I enjoy myself in poor countries, is when I'm eating something cooked in a completely outdoors kitchen using whatever they can find to cook the food.

[dusty scarab]

Vacuum chamber fr

[inner wadi]

its something someone would say back in mw2 days

when you would call someone gay

[peak solar]

It’s very common street slang it usually doesn’t have homophobic connotations

[unreal quiver]

That’s hell for me

[peak solar]

Yea exactly it’s just like that

[unreal quiver]

Can’t have any cross contamination

[stone swan]

I’ve been called the r word so many times but I still don’t type it here

[hasty nova]

Just burn it all off

[unreal quiver]

Or then I get to go to a poor Asian hospital then it’s really GG

[stone swan]

I hold everyone here in high regard

[slim epoch]

its more the fact that its spanish

[modest lion]

wdym whatever they can find. as like, the actual food, or cooking with whatever they can find? or both?

[hot crystal]

Been called or called people

[slim epoch]

so i dont have the same recognition when typing it out

[pulsar trail]

Happy new year everyone. Hope y’all have a blessed 2024

[stone swan]

[inner wadi]

ye it is something i can get mr ryolith

[modest lion]

you too oxi

[unreal quiver]

LMAO

[inner wadi]

its like

[dusty scarab]

Even me?

[peak solar]

Ok but where else are you gonna go for super bubble fun time orgy

[inner wadi]

the lost in translation part

[dusty scarab]

[peak solar]

[stone swan]

Love you @pulsar trail I actually love you happy new years

[pulsar trail]

Especially you

[hasty nova]

Typically the food is chicken or pork, the fuel to cook with however, sometimes it's just whatever will burn

[inner wadi]

happy new years oxi

[slim epoch]

i mean

[dusty scarab]

[pulsar trail]

Congrats on the promotion btw, good start to 2024

[peak solar]

🫂

[modest lion]

ah oke, i thought you meant theyd eat whatever they can find

[inner wadi]

me hope u have a good year in your career

[hasty nova]

Man there's a lot of deleted messages for the first day of 2024

[stone swan]

I got promoted to customer lol

[dusty scarab]

[pulsar trail]

Even better

[stone swan]

[inner wadi]

its funny

[pulsar trail]

Fuck em

Eat the rich

[inner wadi]

on the target reddit

[dusty scarab]

That’s a real promotion right there

[hasty nova]

Well depending on how rural you are in China, it might get that way, but very infrequently

[inner wadi]

people make posts about being promoted to guest

[stone swan]

God oxi I love that your pfp is your sexy face

[inner wadi]

cause target corp and lingo is to not say customer

[stone swan]

Such a good start to the year

[slim epoch]

he needs to change it back

[stone swan]

Seeing oxi’s face

[slim epoch]

making the rest of us self conscious

[inner wadi]

guest is more respectful

🙂

[stone swan]

W

[dusty scarab]

[peak solar]

god I hate corporate

[pulsar trail]

One day we’ll live in a country that blesses us with the basics of healthcare and social services

[stone swan]

Send them my regards

[slim epoch]

when we movin?

[pulsar trail]

And we’ll look back at this time and laugh

[peak solar]

Real

[hasty nova]

If I walk into Target and some motherfucker in khakis calls me a guest, I'm going to give you a look.

[stone swan]

Rise up

[inner wadi]

you said you dont say the r word but typed a word that rhymes with it and is one letter off of it TWICE

im sus of you lil bro

[hot crystal]

Redact

[unreal quiver]

Huh

[modest lion]

you really think mexico is gonna invade and take over the US?

[unreal quiver]

I need a translation

[hasty nova]

[stone swan]

What are you talking about

[hasty nova]

Mexico wasn't invading, it's the Venezuelans.

[slim epoch]

esra might be talking about soaplands?

[unreal quiver]

They’ll just do what the US did to Texas

[peak solar]

Ok I’m just saying that electronic currency isn’t even protected it’s all just held on flammable servers somewhere in wherethefucksvillenowhere

[stone swan]

What is this regarding

[unreal quiver]

Slowly outnumber and then vote to secede

[peak solar]

This is not a call to action

[fossil pumice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca4fgK5Axwk&t=1m50s

look at this

[subtle quail]

@inner wadi

[fossil pumice]

it's like u're playing a video game

[inner wadi]

type of shit im on

[peak solar]

Thailand joke lol

[inner wadi]

RA RA RASPUTIN

[peak solar]

Jam fr

[stone swan]

Do not go to the White House on January 6th @peak solar

[modest lion]

oh god

[stone swan]

This is not a call to action

[dusty scarab]

Deeny about to be the first dude pegged in 2024

What an honor

[stone swan]

[unreal quiver]

It’s not loading

[inner wadi]

i wish

[slim epoch]

its a good one dont worry

[unreal quiver]

Nvm I’m in a tunnel

[hasty nova]

[edgy lion]

key = success

[subtle quail]

My discord hadn't scrolled I was still at the drunk driving memes at midnight

[stone swan]

Nah that’s daps god fucks him in the ass perpetually

[edgy lion]

only died 4 tmes

[modest lion]

now i remember the taste of the stale plastic-bottle beer that was in my dads cartrunk for like half a year that we drank after the sun was shining on the trunk for like half a day at 35°C

[hot crystal]

Most effective termite
Fermosan termites buy where
Fermosan termite queen
Orlando city hall plans
Orlando city hall visiting hours

[unreal quiver]

wtf

[peak solar]

Lmaoooo

[dusty scarab]

Yummy microplastic beer

[stone swan]

Name something you aren’t allergic to challenge

[unreal quiver]

No you don’t

[modest lion]

that was some of the vilest shit i ever had on my tongue, ngl

[unreal quiver]

@slim epoch what’s your favourite food

Actually top 3 favourite

[dusty scarab]

Could be worse

Could have been Budweiser

[pulsar trail]

@dusty scarab ‘s dad seems to think so

[slim epoch]

are you allergic to your top 3 favorite foods daps

[inner wadi]

im one of them

[unreal quiver]

Not mine

Otherwise they wouldn’t be my favourite

[modest lion]

well you are a snack

[slim epoch]

im american

[unreal quiver]

Self cannibal

[modest lion]

so that checks out

[slim epoch]

burgers wings and pizza

[unreal quiver]

My condolences

[inner wadi]

you're so fucking american

[dusty scarab]

As much as I hope my dad doesn’t become even more unhinged this year I know it’s inevitable

[pulsar trail]

Mood

[stone swan]

White House floor plans
What’s the best gun for civil war
Best gun for fighting cia
How to take out federal agents
Donald Trump golfing

[inner wadi]

holy fuck

i bet he loves a bud light

[modest lion]

its crazy to me that anybody would willingly admit that these days

[inner wadi]

(pre 2023)

[slim epoch]

(natural light)

[inner wadi]

dont trash the natty

[slim epoch]

(im gonna be a great stepdad someday)

[inner wadi]

let the natty trash you

[pulsar trail]

Propaganda is a hell of a drug man

[inner wadi]

i hope to one day follow in my fathers footsteps

(i dont know him)

[stone swan]

Bro I fuck with bud

[hot crystal]

Theres no way those are your actual 3 favorite

[slim epoch]

can anyone else relate

[pulsar trail]

A lot of those beliefs are rooted in genuine fear of what he doesn’t understand

[stone swan]

I’m a post Malone fan so I fuck with bud

[elder patrol]

Damn,havent been here since last year hahahahhah

[modest lion]

well id be worried too, they might bring their constituationally guaranteed free healthcare with them, cant have any of that

[stone swan]

Ramluuuuuuuu

[slim epoch]

which one sounds wrong to you

[dusty scarab]

At dinner my dad was trying desperately to convince my brother and I that Trump is a Libertarian

[inner wadi]

i wouldve expected that from anyone else except ramlu

[hot crystal]

No its just having all 3

[dusty scarab]

[hot crystal]

And 0 like

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/aintnoway-gif-26881270

[hot crystal]

Food from other countries or whatever

[modest lion]

missed you long time

[hasty nova]

Donald Trump is a libertarian.

[slim epoch]

i mean

i like food from other countries

but none are better than pizza wings or burgers to me

[hot crystal]

Thats fair

Like your opinion isnt wrong

[pulsar trail]

He wants to legalize pedophilia?

[inner wadi]

bro

i fucking

[modest lion]

what kind of food did you stuff into your mouth to have an excuse to not respond?

[stone swan]

If by libertarian you mean idiot then Donald trump is

[hot crystal]

I also like pizza wings and burgers

[inner wadi]

fumbled so hard

[hot crystal]

Its just surprising ig

[hasty nova]

You think he owned and operated that teen Miss America operation for all those years for no fucking reason?

[inner wadi]

i thought my girl was gonna be AFK type beat

[hasty nova]

You think he didn't intentionally walk into the dressing rooms while they're full of fucking undressed girls?

[inner wadi]

@slim epoch LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hot crystal]

Just like the argentina dude

[hasty nova]

Pffft

[dusty scarab]

I just sat there because I don’t have the energy to waste talking to a brick wall

[inner wadi]

she responded like an hour ago

[modest lion]

fair enough

[inner wadi]

and i didnt see

bc i had my phone charging on my bed

[modest lion]

so

youre the afk type beat instead?

[inner wadi]

yeah

im what i hate

[dusty scarab]

I was happy to be there

[slim epoch]

too real

[dusty scarab]

Thanks for the chili, dad

[stone swan]

Bro deeny you drunk rn?

[dusty scarab]

It was

Alright

[modest lion]

american?

[inner wadi]

no ive had 2 trulys

over 3 hours

[hot crystal]

@unreal quiver ryolith answered your question bri

[stone swan]

Go get her then

[hot crystal]

Bro

[stone swan]

Go get her deeny

[unreal quiver]

Here’s photo I took yesterday

[stone swan]

Get ur new years kiss in

[unreal quiver]

Yeah I can’t eat any of it

[hasty nova]

I mean that guy is an anarcho capitalist, Donald Trump is a confused Democrat, aka a liberal.

[inner wadi]

damn i played this map on overwatch

[dusty scarab]

My dad bought me fucking lottery scratch offs as a Christmas gift

[slim epoch]

did they hit

[inner wadi]

lowkey

[slim epoch]

its relevant information

[modest lion]

did you win?

[dusty scarab]

No

[stone swan]

Did you win

[dusty scarab]

[stone swan]

Gg

[slim epoch]

ok terrible gift then

[dusty scarab]

Not even a single dollar

[stone swan]

Bastard.

[inner wadi]

i won like $250 a few christmas' ago from scratch offs

[hasty nova]

We do this shit every year, at least my mother wants to...

[inner wadi]

it was

take $50

[unreal quiver]

He pre scratched them Ofc to check

[pulsar trail]

Damn…

[inner wadi]

or take this scratch off

[hot crystal]

Can you eat mine

[modest lion]

seems to be a you issue, he technically gave you a chance to win millions and you fumbled

[slim epoch]

can you not eat chicken daps

[stone swan]

I’d glaze you gladly

[modest lion]

but real talk, that fucking sucks man 😦

[dusty scarab]

My dad is quite possibly the worst gift giver ever

Like I appreciate the sentiment

[inner wadi]

would you rather have a bad gift giver

or someone like me

[dusty scarab]

But the way he goes about it

[slim epoch]

mine didnt give me anything if that makes you feel any better

[dusty scarab]

Is

[inner wadi]

who just doesnt give gifts to anyone

because i dont know what people would like

[dusty scarab]

“I think this is neat. So clearly you will too”

[modest lion]

nah, thats me, i havent gifted anybody anything in like 15+ years. well, this year was the exception ig, but not to my family.

[inner wadi]

and then i tell people not to give me shit

[slim epoch]

i uhh took the L this xmas and didnt give anyone anything

[inner wadi]

but then people give me shit and im like man

[slim epoch]

but its because im poor and unemployed

[inner wadi]

i gave like 3 people gifts

and i only did that because they got me shit first

is that bad

[modest lion]

nah

[slim epoch]

i hate people giving me shit

[modest lion]

christmas is stupid

[peak solar]

I know what you mean I’m similar but I got brazy gifts this year it hit so diffy

[dusty scarab]

Or he just goes to the dollar tree and grabs random shit like toothpaste and 15 in 1 shampoo/body wash/conditioner/dishwashing liquid/brake fluid/peanut butter

[slim epoch]

esp people that have no business giving me anything

[inner wadi]

yeah ive started to realize

people have been asking me the past few years if i had a good christmas

and im like

my family doesnt do anything

cuz poor

so like

[slim epoch]

like if i see you once a year and you give me a christmas gift sincerely fuck you

[inner wadi]

not rly no lmao

[hasty nova]

It does make me wonder how he got into that though...

[inner wadi]

we had a cool dinner

thats it

[modest lion]

christmas, NYE and birthdays are all overrated anyway

[inner wadi]

real

[dusty scarab]

Deeny

Honestly

[modest lion]

but i mean, i get why theyre important to many people

[inner wadi]

nye i can understand people liking

[slim epoch]

my birthday is too close to christmas

[modest lion]

im just not one of those

[inner wadi]

birthdays do not matter to me either

people are like omg ur working on ur bday

like

ya i was fucking scheduled

its a normal day

[unreal quiver]

Yeah

[slim epoch]

ill get taken out to dinner in like july and be told its for my birthday (my bday is in january)

[dusty scarab]

I’d rather not receive anything at all than something that has absolutely zero thought put into it

[inner wadi]

thats fair

[modest lion]

my mom always wants to get me something so i tell her "ill let you know, need to do some research first" and then after a few months we kinda forget about it

[unreal quiver]

My mum forgot my birthday one time

So I left her gifts unopened where she can see them

[peak solar]

[unreal quiver]

When she got back from her trip a week later she saw them and cried

Gg I won

[hot crystal]

Bruh

[inner wadi]

i also think i hate bdays bc my parents forgot about them one year

[hasty nova]

How about this DVD of a movie that released two months ago?

[modest lion]

Just tell your dad that next year, instead of scratchers, he should just use the money and donate it to the Trevor Project in your name instead

[dusty scarab]

Wowie

[dusty scarab]

[hasty nova]

But it's Oppenheimer.

[modest lion]

but not the original, it was a ripped version

[hasty nova]

[modest lion]

loved getting those

[dusty scarab]

Honestly the best gift would just be to give me the cash you spent on the fucking lottery tickets

[hasty nova]

I live in America not Turkey.

[dusty scarab]

Ditch the fucking tickets

[hasty nova]

Yuuhhh

[modest lion]

when they burn your favorite game to a CD and gift it to you for christmas

[dusty scarab]

Now that’s real shit

[slim epoch]

thats effort lol

[hasty nova]

And then the FBI kicks down your door

[slim epoch]

my dad used to buy me games he wanted to play but it worked out bc we had same interests

[modest lion]

as a kid i used to take all my presents to my room and open them there by myself. worst part was opening shit in front of everybody and having them watch your reaction

[dusty scarab]

Like my dad never picked up on any of my interests or my brother’s interests

[peak solar]

I think my only weird birthday was my dad got real high so I tied him to the toilet and borrowed his car

[dusty scarab]

At any point in our lives

[inner wadi]

oh hey

[slim epoch]

oh yeah i am very muted emotionally so i feel bad that i dont give people big reactions when i open gifts

[inner wadi]

happy new year guys

[peak solar]

Yea dude seems like a pos ngl

[hasty nova]

Oh thank yooooouuuuuuu

[inner wadi]

didnt realize i was 4 minutes late

my bad

[modest lion]

too late

[peak solar]

happpy newyeaaar

[modest lion]

go fuck yourself

[dusty scarab]

Merry Christmas

[inner wadi]

i do wish a good year for all the homies

[dusty scarab]

Wait

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[inner wadi]

i hope we all prosper

im not good with words so i leave it at that

[dusty scarab]

[modest lion]

stop saying that

[hot crystal]

:noshot:

[inner wadi]

but its true

[modest lion]

no its not

youre good with words, youre just bad with emotions

and thats totally fine

[inner wadi]

damn

[peak solar]

I hope everyone in ot who has a bad fathers has that father get hit by a sled because it seems like a majority rn

[inner wadi]

@hasty nova c6z06 this year for SURE

[slim epoch]

new year new kpop content

[inner wadi]

what if its KDA content

thats poggers right

[slim epoch]

thats league content

and league is cringe

[hasty nova]

Take me for a rip.

[inner wadi]

but but but but

soyeon

[inner wadi]

for sure

[modest lion]

thankfully my dad is incredible. just wish i was a better son

[inner wadi]

big cam

[slim epoch]

i dont make the rules deeny

[peak solar]

No kpop till you finish your whiskey

[inner wadi]

big rip

[peak solar]

ju can do it, glad you got good parents tho is nice

[hasty nova]

This black label is fucking killing me

[stone swan]

Yeah I hope all bad people drop dead.

[inner wadi]

bro omg

today

[stone swan]

surely I’d live

[slim epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-gif-25260320

[inner wadi]

i had a guy who didnt know how to use the target app today

come in

and be super fucking aggressive

[hasty nova]

I hope, that this year, you find the same happiness that I found learning that Henry Kissinger had finally died.

[inner wadi]

and his wife was very apologetic

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

no

[inner wadi]

mfw im trying to help people and theyre just rude lmao

[stone swan]

Mfers are not trying to feed me Mr krabs right now….

[subtle quail]

you have to order the wonton or else

[slim epoch]

mr krabs crab wontons sounds good rn

crab wontons are the shit

[sinful terrace]

happy new year OT, thanks for being you

[modest lion]

i mean i wouldnt go that far, they certainly messed up quite a bit with me, but they also tried their best ig while dealing with their own shit, divorce and all the other stuff thats happening in life. i can barely live by myself, i cant even imagine how much more difficult it must be to live AND take care of 2 kids

[subtle quail]

[hasty nova]

Money went further back then.

[slim epoch]

funny enough i feel like living with 2 kids might help

[hot crystal]

Even good parents mess their kid up tbh

[slim epoch]

brings structure back

[peak solar]

Yea it’s definitely not easy if they actually put in the effort child care is a full time job

Is why so many people just kind of go get milk

…

[modest lion]

ye i was thinking about that as well

probably easier to like... give a shit about yourself if you have someone else to take care of

[dusty scarab]

This 2024 I hope you all find happiness. I know Deeny already has as a manager at a successful Target retail store. May we all be as happy and fulfilled as he

[slim epoch]

yeah exactly

[inner wadi]

yeah you know whats fucked

[hot crystal]

Me going to get milk, driving home, then carrying it in the door

[peak solar]

That is a good point

[slim epoch]

harder to spiral when you spiraling has collateral damage involved

[inner wadi]

i never start doing better with my life and i hate that this is the case

or like

make actual changes

until something bad happens

and im like

oh

well i cant let that happen

let me actually get to that

[flat scaffold]

thats unironically why i got a dog a few years back

[modest lion]

hey, you know i appreciate you, so im just ripping on you like everybody else ❤️

[modest lion]

https://tenor.com/view/give-me-the-ball-dog-raccoon-viralhog-snatching-the-ball-gif-12614079630271502386

[inner wadi]

oh no that was about the guy i was dealing w at work not u lmao

[peak solar]

[dusty scarab]

Ngl two times in my life I ran into the same situation

And now I’m in a much better place

[inner wadi]

my brain used to think

dont worry i can fix it

or i can have this covered

[flat scaffold]

like if it wasent for my dog, i wouldnt go outside whatsoever

[inner wadi]

until i didnt

and now here i am

mr target

[modest lion]

i think having a dog that basically forces you to go outside a few times a day is pretty huge for many people

who otherwise wouldnt

[inner wadi]

[dusty scarab]

Like I was nearly homeless for a bit lmao

Nearly

[inner wadi]

yeah i was close to it

[dusty scarab]

Never quite got there

[inner wadi]

i had my car repo'd

had no income

[modest lion]

i sometimes dont leave the home for 2-4weeks at a time, furthest i get is downstairs to accept a delivery

[pulsar trail]

I told you to come live with me

[peak solar]

I’ve definitely found that when my back is up against the wall like it’s this or you might as well die it’s been pretty amazing what you can accomplish with that conviction so I imagine having another life dependent on you would be something similar

[slim epoch]

this is too relatable rn

[pulsar trail]

[slim epoch]

its why im desparate to get a job tbh

[dusty scarab]

I remember that

[inner wadi]

yeah that actually

[dusty scarab]

[inner wadi]

back against the wall

is exactly what i was looking for

[slim epoch]

too much of a reason-based person, need a reason to do things otherwise i dont

if i dont have a reason to leave the house i just dont and it sucks

[inner wadi]

also real mr ryolith

[peak solar]

Legit turn into super man lol humans are capable of wild things

[dusty scarab]

I forced myself into a bad situation so I’d go after the job I have now

Like wtf

[modest lion]

id never be able to do that, so this is what my life is gonna be, unlucky

[inner wadi]

its crazy how much i can do if i actually give a shit

and i usually just dont give a shit

[peak solar]

Is why I got my job so I’m not just sitting at home all day waiting for school

[inner wadi]

[slim epoch]

problem is finding a job rn is more complicated than i thought it would be

job market is fucked

[peak solar]

Yea I honestly got lucky

Ngl

[inner wadi]

what the fuck is obama care
hey obama
i dont care about shit

[stone swan]

It’s a set menu you barbarian

[hasty nova]

1am steamed rice inc

[stone swan]

Medicare

[peak solar]

At least if you have to stay at home it’s becoming at lot more sustainable nowadays with technology and there’s always hope for other homebodies

[slim epoch]

mfers be like "i hate obama care stupid dem policy" and follow it up with "man i wouldnt have been able to get that surgery without the aca"

[peak solar]

Everybody got somebody out there for them

[subtle quail]

so you ate it then

[slim epoch]

im too poor what is a set menu

do you get it all

[inner wadi]

the only dem i hate

is mandem

and gyaldem

[modest lion]

you cant pick and choose what you get

[peak solar]

you hate obama because he’s black / blue I hate obama because he bombed Doctors Without Borders we are not the same

[modest lion]

usually menus have like 2-3 choices for each course and you pick which one for each course

[peak solar]

[hasty nova]

Yeah it's like Burger King but you can't have it your way

[slim epoch]

so then its not like burger king at all miz

thats the whole point!

[peak solar]

Bro on god I’m too poor to know what a set menu is @slim epoch

[stone swan]

Donald glover type beat

[peak solar]

getting appetizers is a special occasion fuck you mean courses

[slim epoch]

appetizers are the meal wdym

[hasty nova]

When I hear said many years I think about Japanese restaurants and not expensive stuff

[peak solar]

[slim epoch]

nachos for 8.99? thats the whole course right there baby

[hasty nova]

Set

Menu

[peak solar]

Real

[inner wadi]

bruh this is so real

when i dated my rich ex

and we would go out w her fam

they ALWAYS ordered appetizers

sometimes multiple

and im like

what is this

how

why

[hasty nova]

Lol

[inner wadi]

how can you eat this much

[hasty nova]

But what if you want a smaller order of wings to go along with your larger order of wings?

[peak solar]

Dude that’s what my cousins do cuz they’re all loaded and it’s just like the time of my life I take home so much food like why are you even ordering all this

[modest lion]

tbf appetizers in those kind of restaurants are like a quarter of a portion

[slim epoch]

my newest stepdad has money and they'll spend so much money on ordering out in a night like 100$+ on shit and it pains me

even though i know they have the money

[hasty nova]

[slim epoch]

if im spending 100$ on takeout that shit is dinner for at least 4 days

i can put it in the freezer right next to the bread

[peak solar]

Can’t even finish the entree I got like 4 meals out of it and all the leftover apps I had on god

[hasty nova]

Even then

[slim epoch]

i want u to know deeny that i only played hunt showdown for 30 min and the only achievement i have is kill another person

im kind of a big deal

[slim epoch]

i opened up youtube and i've started getting korean cheerleaders and the only reason i can think of is is this discords offtopic

[inner wadi]

im a monster in that game

its so good

[slim epoch]

i didnt like it

[inner wadi]

f

[hasty nova]

[hasty nova]

Weird.

[slim epoch]

its only in the shorts section at least

but my shorts have been tainted, used to just be a bunch of big cats

[inner wadi]

gonna spend new years watching dracula flows

im different

[hasty nova]

How did the Korean cheerleaders even get there? Baseball related?

[slim epoch]

no clue

but the tigers are now my favorite team

dunno what sport they play either lmao

[hasty nova]

Uhhhh baseball iirc

[inner wadi]

we smoking filtered crack you piece of shit

[hot crystal]

💀

[hasty nova]

My shorts

[hot crystal]

The tigers in some korean sports league im assuming

[slim epoch]

im pretty sure its korean

the letters have circles usually that means korean

[hasty nova]

Yuh gahyeon was out to some games last. Year iirc

[modest lion]

not usually, definitely

[slim epoch]

didnt know if there was like 6th or 7th script in asia with circles too

[hasty nova]

Bears. Not tigers, whatever

Korean has a lot of circles in its alphabet, Japan has a few

[slim epoch]

yeah i can usually tell the 3 apart, korean/chinese/japanese

[modest lion]

hanzi and kanji dont have round pictograms pmuch

[inner wadi]

!8 q some cs?

[hollow raven]

YES!!!!

[inner wadi]

oh no

[hasty nova]

Lol

[inner wadi]

oh nononono

[modest lion]

youre safe

you didnt ask about cs2

[slim epoch]

!8 get it twisted?

[hollow raven]

ask again later.

[hasty nova]

Ooooo

[hot crystal]

!8 tell deeny to gamble?

[hollow raven]

YES!!!!

[hot crystal]

@inner wadi bottom text

[inner wadi]

dont

tempt me

[slim epoch]

new year new winnings

[subtle quail]

New year new loot box stream

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/casino-oldpeople-oldpeopleonslots-slots-vegas-gif-27586086

[peak solar]

Actual monke mode

[hasty nova]

Happy New year
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1741643372950134853

[inner wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPx1kTveXpk

hard

as

fuck

[hot crystal]

Me and bro in the casino

[unreal quiver]

I wish I had time to watch some Japanese baseball

[hasty nova]

I swear they love that shit more than anime.

[slim epoch]

that game goated

sleeper hit of 2023 for me

[hot crystal]

The crowds look so awesome

So many of our baseball crowds are ass

[hasty nova]

Yeah well the Japanese are there to enjoy the sport, not the $10 beers and shitty hot dogs

[slim epoch]

excuse you

[hasty nova]

Somehow.

[slim epoch]

dollar dog night

is a national holiday

[hasty nova]

Fair.

[hot crystal]

I love the atmosphere of baseball the hotdog is part of it

But i wish it wasnt 10 bucks

[hasty nova]

Yeah well your tax dollars weren't enough to cover the cost of the stadium, so the hot dogs are going to be $20 now

[modest lion]

i thought us had only budweiser, not beer?

[hot crystal]

They love making us pay for the stadiums now

I think ours is paid off tho

Its kinda old

The big A

[slim epoch]

in time for a new one

[unreal quiver]

I’m trapped in a cosmetics store

I should’ve joined the big group of dudes hanging out outside

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

I hope not fucking moreno would probably want to move the team

[hasty nova]

Just know that, as you walked into the store, they were all staring at your back trying to save you.

[hot crystal]

If the angels move i will NOT be happy

[hasty nova]

[slim epoch]

dodgers city anyway

[hot crystal]

The angels arent an la team

Theyre an oc team

Everyone knows it

And if they moved they would probably go to la which would just alienate their fanbase like

Wouldnt put it past our shitty owner tho like i said

[slim epoch]

isnt that what the warriors did

[hot crystal]

Warriors are the only team in their market tho its not like they left all their fans they moved from one segment of their fans to another segment of their fans

But still not a great look tho

[slim epoch]

they moved from their fans, only people that fill that stadium now are the ones that can afford it lol

[hot crystal]

I mean yeah the warriors going from oakland to sf is definitely a money grab

Im pretty sure the angels would just have nothing if they moved though

[slim epoch]

nets did the same thing

except they went from no fans to no fans

[hot crystal]

Angels would be going from angels territory in oc to full dodgers territory

Theres dodgers fans in oc but theres no angels fans in la

Wish we would just be anaheim angels

At least it would be honest

[inner wadi]

!8 YES OR NO

[hollow raven]

YES!!!!

[inner wadi]

i think its too late lmao

@slim epoch moroes is setting me up for failure

[slim epoch]

!8 moroes tell him to stop

[hollow raven]

YES!!!!

[slim epoch]

fuck

[hot crystal]

What was their move exactly

[slim epoch]

moved from new jersey to brooklyn

[hot crystal]

Oh interesting

[slim epoch]

problem with the nets

everyone in south jersey is a fan of the 76ers, everyone in north jersey is a knicks fan

the only nets fans were hipsters that liked that the team name said new jersey

[hot crystal]

I didnt even remember that the knicks were ever in jersey

[slim epoch]

and now it doesn't even have that lol

[hot crystal]

Er