off-topic

[ripe wasp]

Casually doubles the fire rate

Almost done with plats

[ashen ravine]

gamer

[undone bone]

stilll cant compute 2001 people are 22 years old

[calm elbow]

I got there this past week too.

Now I need to spam WCM for the dumb trinket and then I'll push my rating.

[daring mauve]

Imagine being a 90s kid

[calm elbow]

Imagine not

[hot crystal]

get ready for '02 babe

[hot crystal]

thats what im sayin

[warped wedge]

👴

[hot crystal]

i love slovenians

not really just you

[warped wedge]

are you blasting uni and tft

or whats up

[hot crystal]

yep

cs2 with the homies

some casual league

[warped wedge]

did they "fix" cs2 yet

[hot crystal]

its fun but i wouldnt say its fixed all the way

we havent been playing as much

because of finals and all that

[warped wedge]

makes sense, yeah I dont know much about cs

just that the launch wasnt great

[hot crystal]

theyve been doing a lot of updates and theyre chipping away at the core issues

i think rn people mostly want new content

so like

return of more maps or an operation or a case or something

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2023/12/13/ef82c58b7a1bc88d.jpg

[calm elbow]

Once you poop ya just can't stoop

[ashen ravine]

lol

[wheat onyx]

https://vxtwitter.com/ForeverGuy5/status/1734791734842818921?t=9vbKNXl3ImKZkZpBFXSdHw&s=19

Dude

I am fucking dying

at these comments

[undone bone]

bosses being masters of kung fu

[torn mural]

foreverman got that Saruman's hands

[slim epoch]

dobby needs that sock

[undone bone]

making waves

[slim epoch]

that extended mag comment goes hard

[wheat onyx]

Content, farmed

Engagement king

[torn mural]

the Elder Wand

[wheat onyx]

My favourite part of every tier is taking really stupid phone pictures

[calm elbow]

My dude goes for the foreplay and tickles her kidney

[ashen ravine]

you may have the talents and gear to play outlaw BUT DO YOU HAVE THE ANATOMY

[calm elbow]

"Every time I top the meter I eat a single almond."

[daring mauve]

Iconic

[wheat onyx]

I'm an engagement king what can I say

I sure do know how to get reactions from people thats for sure

[hot crystal]

@warped wedge 🥱 time to sleep

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2023/12/13/a3d65318a107ccd7.jpg

[waxen latch]

[umbral whale]

Lmfao

[hot crystal]

Doris loves the hard r

[serene crescent]

I added my comment

[hot crystal]

They kinda right tho guy got that skeleton ahhh finger

[waxen latch]

wait, guy got tindral down

gz

[serene crescent]

na that's a roast

[sinful terrace]

Banger, yoink

[torn mural]

home made

[ashen ravine]

aww whypsir daddy hearted my comment on his vod uwu

[daring mauve]

Already sent it in my guild chat

Smolderon gonna make me violent

[sinful terrace]

[daring mauve]

Every empowered bloodbath that gets parried makes me closer to try and get a job in blizzard just so I can remove parry and quit

[torn mural]

most stupid mechanic ever made literally brings nothing to the gameplay except frustration

[waxen latch]

our larondar kill pull had the tank suddenly turn the boss around cus tank brain

my opener kingsbane got parried

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-drink-bleach-gif-22890796

[torn mural]

I'll sub again the day they delete this shit

[daring mauve]

Oh yeah that’s violence

[serene crescent]

my kb got parried on tindral last night on opener

not fun

[waxen latch]

its 1 of those "yeha i just alt f4 and say game crashed" moments

[daring mauve]

Sometimes I get parried and it completely fucks up my rotation cuz I get no rage and my brain blue screens

[undone bone]

you do get rage but irl

[serene crescent]

It's really bad as assa

cos your entire trinket usage and cd usage

revolves around KB

[clever sleet]

Intentional wipe angle

[serene crescent]

I would never

[calm elbow]

"Intentional"

[serene crescent]

The only time I die is when I'm singing along to some rootin tootin cowboy singing six shooter blasting whiskey drinking horseback riding REAL AMERICAN music

[undone bone]

just have a lag switch a friend in speed dial that can DOS you

I HAVE LAG GUYS

[daring mauve]

Reminds me of our mage pressing time warp in opener on Smolderon

And us “somehow” wiping to the first set of orbs

[serene crescent]

[calm elbow]

It's rare to see a Mage do the group lust, considering they can just rely on someone else to hit it while they set up their opener, so they can hit their second lust after the first ends.

We're notoriously lazy

[daring mauve]

Yeah normally our shammy does it

[waxen latch]

we actually replaced our enh cus of that

[daring mauve]

Dog listening to some peoples excuses for orbs

[waxen latch]

he often just stopped doing mechanics when his proc rng was bad 🙂

[daring mauve]

And then you have me and @cedar nest

https://tenor.com/view/han-tokyodrift-gif-8353630

[daring mauve]

Oh wtf

[waxen latch]

never understood the orb struggle

waves?

sure

[daring mauve]

Yeah no that’s not acceptable

[waxen latch]

can be shity often

but orbs? bruh, just do them

[daring mauve]

We have someone who just isn’t paying attention to where they spawn

And ninja wiped us like 3 times

[cedar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fast-and-the-furious-tokyo-drift-lucas-black-sean-boswell-donkey-kong-gif-9472697

Me talking to firends about ronkles

[serene crescent]

if u get a mechanic just do it

[waxen latch]

man

if wow players could understand that

NO I NEED TOO FINISH THOSE 3CASTS FIRST, I USED MY CD

[cedar nest]

But if I stand under the orbspawn it wont pick me. Right?

[serene crescent]

mages try not to blink 0.1s before mechanic goes off challenge (impossible)

[daring mauve]

“I got knocked” BY WHAT WE ARENT IN THE INTERMISSION

[calm elbow]

My initial burst on (N) Fyrakk got our RL to make a joke that I should get PI.
Then on (H) Volcross I peeled aggro and took 1.5 million damage off the start.

[cedar nest]

storming week m8

[daring mauve]

[cedar nest]

Also you get knocked by tornadoes

[calm elbow]

Only dweebs use Blink.
Chads Shimmer.

[daring mauve]

But orbs spawn after tornadoes

There’s never orbs and tornadoes

Unless he was racing them

[waxen latch]

dh try not too dash around all the time for mechanics that need somewhat precise positioning challenge (impossible)

[pulsar trail]

Y’all are gonna have a blast on tindral

[cedar nest]

Nobody is racing shit

Fuck the list, I trust our rl

[waxen latch]

in 6 hours

[pulsar trail]

Only took 200 pulls but we got to p3

[daring mauve]

List kept breaking so I deleted it

[pulsar trail]

[daring mauve]

Now I just have the debuff show

And time it

I’ve also just learned who I am behind

So if I don’t see them get orb I know I’m up

[pulsar trail]

Did whispyr deadge smolderon yet

[waxen latch]

idk

[calm elbow]

We got Heroic Swiftie last night, gonna hit up Fyrakk tomorrow.
Stupid 441 trinket is tilting me rn

[waxen latch]

@lilac heath did you get smoldy yet

[daring mauve]

How many pulls is he on O.o

[pulsar trail]

He was saying silly shit like smolderon is the worst boss ever

[serene crescent]

[cedar nest]

aint no shot

[serene crescent]

smolderon is goated

[waxen latch]

its a horrible boss with some peoples

[cedar nest]

smolderon is great

[waxen latch]

like

man

[pulsar trail]

Omg we’re twinning

[waxen latch]

i wanted too strangle our dh's on smoldy

NEVER STOP MOVINV

[serene crescent]

Had no issue with ours

[waxen latch]

litearlly using felrush 2seconds before the tornados come out of him too the other side of the boss

dh brains

legit

[elder patrol]

[serene crescent]

should kill it tonight I hope with nerfs

[waxen latch]

how big are the nerfs

[pulsar trail]

Beam nerf is noticeable

[waxen latch]

for somone that didnt pull yet

[pulsar trail]

Not even remotely

[waxen latch]

[serene crescent]

close beam p1 for 2nd roots

is a wild wide

[pulsar trail]

Yeah you get a lot more space now for that final move before intermission

[serene crescent]

plus dispels can be done faster which is more boss uptime

[pulsar trail]

Boss is actually okay now tbh

[waxen latch]

nvmd, just saw

no tindral for me tonight, we gonna re-clear cus christmas/new year break next week

[serene crescent]

we're reclearing too

even doing skip

is worth

because head enchant

[waxen latch]

i mean, can kill 2 normal bosses for that lol

[serene crescent]

yes but seeing as I leave work at 5

[pulsar trail]

In b4 one person is just short

[serene crescent]

get home at 530

and start raid at 6.15

and need to cook food before

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[serene crescent]

they increase cap to 60 so first boss kill seems to give 5

then 2nd 3

at least that's what people were saying

and we all at 40

[pulsar trail]

We had some people at 48 after 3 kills

[serene crescent]

I think we do

every boss anyway

cos it's literally free reclear to tindral

[pulsar trail]

We extendo’d

It’s tindral prison until either he dies or I die

[sinful terrace]

I got my last 10 in LFR

[waxen latch]

maybe he gets more nerfs before we start prog

idk

would be happy

[pulsar trail]

I will say that boss needs a lot more nerfs before the majority of guilds will kill it

That boss already claimed so many guilds

Imperative and Honolulu the biggest names of those deadge

It’s not even a difficulty thing it’s legit a patience thing

[serene crescent]

We recleared in 1hr15 last week so it's pretty fast

[pulsar trail]

Like people will inevitably fuck up, and that boss punishes hard

[waxen latch]

we killed smoldy, and our RL said for tindral "yeha, for many its 400pulls into disband, i hope you all have a stronger mental then that, would kinda suck"

[serene crescent]

Real

Wipes are so fast tho

It goes quick

And you release at boss

[pulsar trail]

Yeah we reclear up to tindral in about the same time but realistically there isn’t enough dps gain in the previous bosses to justify it for us

[serene crescent]

#SkylineMental

Signet is bonkers on fyrakk

So 100% worth

[pulsar trail]

Get the skyline weakaura that auto releases

[serene crescent]

This is how it should be tho

[undone bone]

imagine disbanding at 400

[serene crescent]

Release at boss you died to

[undone bone]

instead of 1400

yea man i wish wow had that on every boss

also the food embellish should be something to unlock

forever

[pulsar trail]

They finally made ashes reset

[waxen latch]

but ye

idk

[pulsar trail]

Yippee

[waxen latch]

8 melee dps req is also so fucking stupid imo

like, bruh

[pulsar trail]

I think boss dies this week though

Or at least it can

[serene crescent]

Yuh 100%

If you're that far in prog it should

[pulsar trail]

@serene crescent Root health nerf is VERY noticeable btw

The roots just melt now

We raid 4 days this week cause we had to cancel a raid night last week

[serene crescent]

Yeah we have missed two raid days

So this week is 5 days

As well as last week

[obsidian flax]

maybe you should lighten the schedule

if youre missing days

[serene crescent]

We're missing days due to things like blizzard turning off servers middle of the raid

And planned absences from months ago

[pulsar trail]

We had to cancel raid cause one our healer’s internet just died lol

[obsidian flax]

wild

my 5g works perfect

[pulsar trail]

Like he dc’d once, came back then kept chain DCing and turned into a robot on discord

[waxen latch]

classic

[obsidian flax]

does he not have a phone

[pulsar trail]

@serene crescent

[serene crescent]

Cok' Bacon

[waxen latch]

better idea

https://wago.io/41AcgpMFz

[daring mauve]

Nerfing dyslexics

smh

[calm elbow]

And illiterates, aka Demon Hunters

[serene crescent]

MAGE SPEAKING

[elder patrol]

what is this

[undone bone]

boots or socket power

[elder patrol]

got socket on my belt now atleast

[umbral whale]

@daring mauve

Disappointed in you ronkey

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/mage-mage-supremacy-hannah-girl-wow-gif-23990062

[daring mauve]

Hate em

[umbral whale]

[daring mauve]

Ngl

when you pinged

I thought I mispelled it for a second

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592

[serene crescent]

https://fxtwitter.com/monkeycatluna/status/1734819983320854789?t=z-UQi-eSAgk45EN0nGCIxw&s=19

[umbral whale]

This world is a prison (work)

[sinful terrace]

[soft pendant]

[calm elbow]

This world is a vampire (sent to drayeeayeeayeeain)

[umbral whale]

I don't like that song

[calm elbow]

Me neither tbh

Smashing Pumpkins are mid af

They're just for people that think Tool is too spicy

[serene crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuX79Ud8zI

now this is not mid

[waxen latch]

some would say its big

[serene crescent]

[calm elbow]

https://open.spotify.com/track/48ZjYCYHdus6ZFGTyeH9aZ?si=MFoJDop-QseD7ajxKgYYLg
Metal cover of a Janet Jackson song by a French band?

[ashen ravine]

jesus this dream crest nonsense is hideous

me arriving in the patch

[calm elbow]

wdym

[daring mauve]

@wheat onyx a guildie just linked your tweet

Engagement stonks through the roof

[soft pendant]

https://vxtwitter.com/moristiko/status/1734711978445177038?s=46

?

Oh wrong link whoops

[daring mauve]

[elder patrol]

[ashen ravine]

run dungeons that rewards A, which lets you buy B, which lets you get C via work oder, which lets you upgrade your item

[soft pendant]

Damn I kinda hate chores in video games!

-no one who plays wow

[ashen ravine]

Thats not a chore, thats an UX issue

[soft pendant]

:shiggydiggy:

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-disappointed-fan-seriously-what-are-you-doing-judging-you-gif-17485289

[eager moon]

[daring mauve]

Spying on me here Baek

[eager moon]

I'm present in all class discords

[daring mauve]

The omniclass

[umbral whale]

So do we know if there's gonna be a fated season?

[daring mauve]

I thought they said they would

but I read a thing yesterday theorising a summer release for next expac

so idk

might be a really short fated season

[unique isle]

doesnt the war within trailer have fall 24 at the end

[daring mauve]

actually no clue tbh

but the range I saw was like July-August

mid july to mid august

(This is just a random wowhead post)

[unique isle]

would personally guess this season goes to like may, then 2/3 months of fated and an august september release

[daring mauve]

Ye ye

[shell sparrow]

@torn mural @gaunt cipher @pulsar trail @modest lion @clever sleet @cyan oxide another RH meet up photo

[gaunt cipher]

[modest lion]

[clever sleet]

Love them so much

[shell sparrow]

Love you

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/12/13/50f6c6ef7a1bfcf4-vp9.mp4

[umbral whale]

@clever sleet quake simp I am

[daring mauve]

]

[clever sleet]

True

[sinful terrace]

Hello do you believe in our one true warrior God Tonkles?

[pulsar trail]

Am I the angy one

[eager moon]

100%

[shell sparrow]

you are the kissing me one

[pulsar trail]

[umbral whale]

POV: Oxi in OT

[daring mauve]

The only truth is that ily

[ripe wasp]

I'm the one not in the frame cause shy

[serene crescent]

https://fxtwitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1734686165918495120?t=Z_47qZ5qJMYe0jturevAHQ&s=19

[umbral whale]

Proper lad

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

303: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[serene crescent]

I'm gonna punch his beard off

[umbral whale]

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

331: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[soft pendant]

[calm elbow]

I had a cloak and bracers made, both with Shadowflame embellishments.
I'm an Enchanter so I was able to get the Enchanted Crest no problem.

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/daz-bonez-one-piece-mr1-gif-24156911

@serene crescent

[umbral whale]

My friend wants me to go over and bake cookies. I regret saying yes

[serene crescent]

Love mr 5

Or was he Mr 8

No he was Mr 1 how could I be so insulting to daz bones

[ashen ravine]

Okay, but nobody designs around the more optimal use cases :p

[calm elbow]

5 was the Booger Bomb guy. 8 was actually Igaram undercover alongside Vivi.

[hasty nova]

Have you befriended a child?

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-one-piece-shichibukai-impel-down-smoking-anime-smoke-gif-27527314

[umbral whale]

[calm elbow]

Though no one has swag like Mr. 0.

[daring mauve]

Miz d-do you think baking is something only children do

[nova obsidian]

Obviously only children bake, REAL MEN cook steak exclusively /s

[umbral whale]

I'm legit stunned by his question lmaon

[heady oriole]

Unless you’re zac, then you microwave your steak

[soft pendant]

Real men bake themselves

@inner wadi would you empty the grease tray please

[umbral whale]

I just don't really wanna go but now I committed

I don't even like baking

[sharp ferry]

Hello

[heady oriole]

[umbral whale]

Ahrriiiii

[soft pendant]

Happy Hanukkah fellow semites

[subtle quail]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

398: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[serene crescent]

ya I used to know every op character name when I played optc

[daring mauve]

Aloha Ahrisama

[sharp ferry]

SMELLO

[sharp ferry]

[sharp ferry]

HATARO

[umbral whale]

[lucid lynx]

any blackrock players who can give me a signature for a priv guild ? :3 just for the tabbard uwu

[sharp ferry]

Try wow general king (or queen)

[lucid lynx]

aight :3

[sharp ferry]

Or sovereign if that's your preferred royalty title

[hasty nova]

It could be a lady friend

[hasty nova]

We grill

[hasty nova]

Well the I'm sorry for making it

Is the baking for like a work event or something?

[sinful terrace]

6 hours down 6 more to go

[umbral whale]

No she just asked me if I wanted to do it and i said yes

But now I just wanna go home and be alone after work

Recharge yk

[clever sleet]

She’s actually making Wellington

[umbral whale]

Oh well I'll get some cookies out of it anyways

[hasty nova]

[hasty nova]

[clever sleet]

This a euphemism?

Or like actual cookies

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/numetal-movie-limp-bizkit-nu-gif-18141622

[sharp ferry]

@inner wadi threw you under a bus my guy Im sorry

[soft pendant]

Hataro gets hit on and goes no thanks I’m eepy

[sharp ferry]

LMFAO

[clever sleet]

God he’s so real for that

He knows he can be hit on at any point by me

[sharp ferry]

Me before E

[soft pendant]

Emotions are fleeting

[sharp ferry]

[soft pendant]

Sleep is forever

[sharp ferry]

God yes

Thanatopsis lookin mf

Beautiful poem by the way. Heavily influenced / structured my view on death

For anyone who wants some old time-y literature reading and a peaceful / melancholic piece

[clever sleet]

Thanatopsis sounds like Thanatos giving a bj im ngl

Or the god of death thanos

[sharp ferry]

LMFAO

[sinful terrace]

Quake what the fuck

[sharp ferry]

Thats where thanos came from.

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

@daring mauve

[umbral whale]

We are baking cookies so

[sharp ferry]

Thanotopsis translates to a meditation on death

[umbral whale]

Actual cookies

[soft pendant]

[sharp ferry]

CHEVELLE

LOG IN

[clever sleet]

Listen man I assume nothing

[soft pendant]

And Bruce Springsteen

Lmao

[umbral whale]

I'm reformed I don't have sex anymore quake

[clever sleet]

?

[sharp ferry]

Same.

(Jk I fuck every night)

[clever sleet]

Man of god amen 🤝

[sinful terrace]

[umbral whale]

Except last weekend when a girl paid for my hotel room, dinner and breakfast.

[sinful terrace]

Yo wtf

[soft pendant]

[sinful terrace]

She wants them kidneys

[soft pendant]

Nevermind

[umbral whale]

[soft pendant]

Sex havers go away

[clever sleet]

Amen

[umbral whale]

Sometimes we gotta drop the Hataro retro mix in OT for old times sake

[clever sleet]

I’m literally never horny man

[sharp ferry]

Just get laid you are very handsome

[soft pendant]

I’m too shy

[sharp ferry]

Bro I'd knock you up on god

[clever sleet]

The fuck

Did you say

[sharp ferry]

Get that confidence boost on track

[soft pendant]

Women don’t like speech impediments

[sharp ferry]

Yes they do

I promise you they do

[clever sleet]

Any woman that judges you based on that isn’t worth the time of day

Ur a good lad who deserves everything + some

[hasty nova]

Is being French an impediment?

[soft pendant]

Thank you friends

[ashen ravine]

[sharp ferry]

And most will see you working through that to talk to them will swoon because you're making a genuine effort to connect with them through your own difficulties

[clever sleet]

No that’s a trip to hell

[umbral whale]

I was about to say something cursed

But I stopped myself

[sharp ferry]

Jake, honestly

[umbral whale]

Jake you got this homie

[clever sleet]

That’s growth Hataro

[hasty nova]

[sharp ferry]

Put yourself out there you're gorgeous, fucking HILARIOUS and a good person who hates K-pop, solid 10/10 fr

[soft pendant]

I’ve never looked at it this way tbh

[sharp ferry]

Neither did I until someone told me the same thing 💕

And I'm married now.

[soft pendant]

Appreciate you

[sharp ferry]

I have a stutter when I'm nervous.

[sinful terrace]

Jake's hot???

[sharp ferry]

Yes.

Jake is fucking

Gorgeous

[soft pendant]

My parents wanna buy me some speech therapy

[sinful terrace]

Wtf why are all OT'ers hot

[crude cave]

its me im hot

[soft pendant]

Probably should

[umbral whale]

Bro like just a couple weeks ago I met a girl at the grocery store she was so gorgeous that I dropped my card. I was shaking from nerves. You got this

[sharp ferry]

Jake sent me a pic of his tattoo and I got a lil

[crude cave]

its ok bro people drop their shit at the checkout line all the time

[soft pendant]

We’re so fucking back

[clever sleet]

Bro you know that’s a lie - I look like a French Canadian hockey player

[calm elbow]

[sharp ferry]

Quake you are one of three men on this planet I'd be straight for.

[soft pendant]

Hataro got one one time

[sinful terrace]

Idr if I've seen a picture of you or not but your voice causes a waterfall so it's a moot point

[sharp ferry]

Ye I'm soaked when quake enters vc

[clever sleet]

You WHAT

[sharp ferry]

[sinful terrace]

[clever sleet]

Jake’s gotten some night time calls

Ya feel

The magic hour

(Literally)

[sharp ferry]

I got to show Minalba how deep my voice goes

[sinful terrace]

I wish I got the 10pm Bob phone call

[clever sleet]

Just yapping while he’s playing magic

[sharp ferry]

I blew his mind LMAO

[soft pendant]

Can’t wait for everyone to join vc and help me draft the absolute worst premier deck of all time

[clever sleet]

Nah he ain’t getting that

No one is getting that

[ashen ravine]

Does this bother you alot, like more than it should? Its something that I would not be sure how to feel about myself

[sharp ferry]

So, it did?

But I don't date anymore.

[hasty nova]

I knew this motherfucker was good people!!

[clever sleet]

That’s gonna get me through the next 3 months of compliments

[sinful terrace]

I stutter a lot because I think faster than I can get the words out

[soft pendant]

You learn to live with it man it’s a mental deficiency

I just don’t know life without it

[soft pendant]

That’s actually what’s happening

[hasty nova]

I look like Jack Black if he were a librarian in bloodborne.

[sharp ferry]

Anything for you king, you're one of the most amazing souls I've ever had the genuine pleasure of meeting.

[ashen ravine]

Yeah Im asking because its hard to wrap your head around things like that foreign

[soft pendant]

I mean it’s not a NA thing

It’s a human…thing

?

[hasty nova]

[sharp ferry]

Yeah it's a human being thing

People stutter

It happens

[hasty nova]

Afaik

[soft pendant]

I did not have an easier time learning Spanish in high school

[ashen ravine]

Foreign as in unknown or unfamiliar

[soft pendant]

If that’s what you’re wondering

[sharp ferry]

Ahh

Yeah

[soft pendant]

Oh lol

[sharp ferry]

LMAO

[hasty nova]

[calm elbow]

If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, then women would find me attractive.

[sharp ferry]

Ty for the distinction

[soft pendant]

Honestly it’s not a common thing either

Tons of people every day still ask me if I forgot my name

[crude cave]

LMAO ash

[sharp ferry]

I thought you were cute when you face cammed raid

[ashen ravine]

Im not good with some topics, natives go brr and me go caveman

[sharp ferry]

Parse game could use a glow up tho...

[crude cave]

thats because ash is rich, like they said

[calm elbow]

I mask my ugliness with a thin layer of not-so ugliness.

I fool people, you see.

[sharp ferry]

You're not ugly.

[calm elbow]

[sharp ferry]

Thinking you're ugly and unworthy of love is unattractive.

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-schrutes-face-mask-the-office-dummys-face-dwight-schrute-dummys-face-gif-17895643

[sinful terrace]

When the direct deposit hits

[soft pendant]

[wheat onyx]

[soft pendant]

@sharp ferry have you heard Bruce’s “Apple Music only” album now that it’s on Spotify

[sharp ferry]

Bro my new job DD's got me actin up frfr

[sharp ferry]

I haven't

[calm elbow]

At work when I do robotics work on the floor, I can literally scare the shit out of people when I appear at their station because I'm eerily silent and look like the guitarist in a Swedish Death Metal band.

[soft pendant]

He did a documentary with it. Cause it’s likely the last album with Bruce and the E street band

They’re all old

But it’s good I like it

[sharp ferry]

Hi you're amazing have a great day

Ship it to me I need something to occupy my time for an hour or so between meetings

@soft pendant

[hasty nova]

Xmas shopping

[hasty nova]

Bought a nice coat thou

[wheat onyx]

I'm trying my best to

[umbral whale]

POV me everyday

[hasty nova]

[waxen latch]

trying with success

[hasty nova]

I should find a rescue for the New Year's huh...

Mmm...

[wheat onyx]

Not yet

[calm elbow]

[wheat onyx]

It's true! You just fake it till u make it

Like everything else in life

Have an ego

[calm elbow]

Leggo my ego

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2023/12/13/71c66ebad584a4a3.jpg

[wheat onyx]

Me stepping out for the day

[hasty nova]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1184567492924936262/All_Video_Downloader_Tiktok_zoewhaley_1702493288457.mp4?ex=658c7172&is=6579fc72&hm=391373d19355f39ca42e55b514d580f5eb7b4f788e497504606734ee6c61cb2c&

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/12/13/fd0ba793994d09c8-vp9.mp4

[clever sleet]

The booty

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

125: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

[umbral whale]

!iq

[hollow raven]

72: hataro IQ Classification: Moron

[elder patrol]

!iq

[hollow raven]

188: ramlu IQ Classification: Precocious

[elder patrol]

!tox

[hollow raven]

115: ramlu is unhealthy for sensitive groups toxic.

[calm elbow]

@sharp ferry

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Gravster - PokéFusion:

#75 - Graveler

#91 - Cloyster

[hasty nova]

This seems so American, but not at the same time,...

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

318: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[calm elbow]

You butter believe it.

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Hyptrode - PokéFusion:

#97 - Hypno

#101 - Electrode

[subtle quail]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

331: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

[sinful terrace]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Electrfree - PokéFusion:

#125 - Electabuzz

#12 - Butterfree

[subtle quail]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Oddpoke - PokéFusion:

#43 - Oddish

#79 - Slowpoke

[waxen latch]

[ashen ravine]

yeah theres no glock laying on the table weirdly

[glad panther]

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-aligator-crocodile-gif-25954785

[sinful terrace]

Holy shit what a great idea

[hasty nova]

No ketchup Glock? Weak.

[soft pendant]

@wheat onyx bro you never showed up

Now it’s just me and Makima

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/jar-gif-25681237

[wheat onyx]

Need her

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565086320842637322/1184555994672541857/image-10.png?ex=658c66bd&is=6579f1bd&hm=21f7fa77c77e3502cd7a0199080b22d1c4a7df5b4bc89d7a8867d12f6f28d23a&

[undone bone]

cat meat is not that good

[inner wadi]

for what

why am i catching strays on my off day

[clever sleet]

See below the post

[inner wadi]

oh

[soft pendant]

[clever sleet]

Tbf tho

Same king

[hot crystal]

Resume: got that dog in me

[clever sleet]

Call me that dog

[hot crystal]

[clever sleet]

Man I miss ramfam

[soft pendant]

He didn’t die

@lofty briar he’s just a little eepy

[clever sleet]

I know

I just miss him

[hot crystal]

The maple master

[hasty nova]

I'm finding someone with one immediately...

[dusty scarab]

[hasty nova]

Omfglol

[sinful terrace]

[hasty nova]

There's too much shit in that I have to delete it.

[sinful terrace]

WAIT

[hasty nova]

Omfg

[sinful terrace]

I want to listen to it again

[hasty nova]

There's so much shit oh God

[sinful terrace]

I only got the first part but I'm crying

[umbral whale]

[midnight juniper]

Dishonored 2 sucks

[sharp ferry]

For being cute and into me

[hasty nova]

Stinker orrrrrr? @umbral whale

[native flower]

everyone complains about softcore porn on twitch

https://i.imgur.com/O06B5w0.png

Wtf

They just telling them to go full out

[hasty nova]

pelvic region

[native flower]

Twitch is such a joke of a company

[hasty nova]

Correct, because labeling and quarantining is more efficient than just doing willy nilly shit

[glad panther]

If you aren’t turning on asianbunnyx while dragon riding on tindral why live

[native flower]

Its unreal

They actually doubled down and said fuck it just do naked twerking strip teases as long as you put a tag on the stream!

[soft pendant]

Alright new guy

Go to timeout

[hasty nova]

Yuh.

Tag yer shit.

[glad panther]

The pools and beaches category was a mistake

[hasty nova]

They were definitely a weird choice.

[native flower]

I refuse the question

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

[hasty nova]

A bandaid

[wheat onyx]

LMFAOOOO

"So what"

[soft pendant]

Are you the guy tagging the @dlbot on these posts?

[native flower]

whats the dlbot

[soft pendant]

Download video bot

On Twitter

[hasty nova]

[glad panther]

Dude took 5 years off that zipper in that 1min clip

[native flower]

oh

no

i have extension

for twitter videos

[hasty nova]

Ohhh

[soft pendant]

Lmao it was at guy tho nbd

We just have the same Twitter feed but he doesn’t check it till the afternoon

[hasty nova]

Busy WORKIN

[soft pendant]

I do love the Kurt angle meme tho

[hasty nova]

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/spacex-blasts-fcc-as-it-refuses-to-reinstate-starlinks-886-million-grant/

[native flower]

[midnight juniper]

Tell Dishonored 2 to be a good game

[soft pendant]

How is it bad

[midnight juniper]

I like starlink. It's what I have.

[soft pendant]

Actually I don’t have time for this

Nevermind

[hasty nova]

[midnight juniper]

||the game gives you the bad ending for playing the way it tells you too||

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/im-disengaging-real-housewives-of-salt-lake-city-im-leaving-i-dont-want-to-be-a-part-of-that-not-a-part-of-that-narrative-gif-19175405

[soft pendant]

Okay I do have time

[hasty nova]

[native flower]

Dishonored 2 is a good game

[soft pendant]

You can play it however you want

Not once does it say you HAVE to use the weapons or shit

[midnight juniper]

I'll extend an olive branch. It's mid at best.

[soft pendant]

In fact, every post-mission screen tells you what you missed, and how chaotic you are

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-slap-throw-away-gif-17303783

[soft pendant]

Secretly implying you don’t have to do anything

“Oh I have a chaotic score? Can I make that 0?”

It’s only mid because it’s from 2016

In a weird engine

[midnight juniper]

It pushes a kill 'em all playstyle on you and gives you the bad ending for doing so

[soft pendant]

Good and bad are subjective

I thought the “bad” ending was cool, ruling with an iron fist. You better be scared of me. Stop fucking with my family

[hasty nova]

Yeah that's why you killed everyone.

That makes sense to me.

[soft pendant]

No I was doing a slyfox play through until I accidentally killed one guard halfway through

Then I became evil

Just like everyone else who played it.

[hasty nova]

[midnight juniper]

Yeah it's usually how it goes lol

[hasty nova]

The stages aren't long enough to dissuade you from just reloading though right?

I guess that differs from person to person though.

[soft pendant]

Anyway yeah the bad ending sucks but it’s still a good game

[soft pendant]

Savescumming is a way of life tbh

[hasty nova]

For sure.

Especially for games like that, that are puzzles in a way.

[slim epoch]

dishonored 1 was really good

dishonored 2 lost me a bit dunno why just felt worse

[soft pendant]

I think it’s the same problem spoderman 2 has

[slim epoch]

more of the exact same

[soft pendant]

Same assets and not changed enough

I wholeheartedly agree with reusing assets

But be Zelda, don’t be spider man

[inner wadi]

actually u play as link

🤓

(my bad)

[slim epoch]

no u play as link

[soft pendant]

FromSoft has used the same dogs for like 20 years

[slim epoch]

i use mods and play as zelda

[inner wadi]

i play as zoey from l4d we are not the same

[slim epoch]

FromSoft also has gameplay that is just better than any zelda game so its fine

only thing that needs to be different in those games is the bosses to be good

[soft pendant]

Elden ring is the only one with bad boss bloat tbh

[slim epoch]

understandably so

[soft pendant]

If you can name more than 3 bad bosses in any other one I’d be surprised

Maybe ds1: hydra, Capra demon,

[slim epoch]

Bed of chaos, demon firesage, stray demon, gaping dragon, taurus demon

[soft pendant]

Chaos yeah

[inner wadi]

tree boss in ds3 is bad bc i couldnt beat it

and was told it was optional

[soft pendant]

[slim epoch]

every dks game has 3+ bad bosses

[soft pendant]

Okay dark souls 1 I’ll give you

[slim epoch]

even dks3 had wolnir, tree, aldrich, deacons

[soft pendant]

But it was also before it’s time

Wolnir isn’t bad, just has a gimmick

[slim epoch]

gimmick fights are bad

[hasty nova]

Doesn't dark souls 2 have like twice as many bosses as other dark souls game?

[slim epoch]

yeah but the bosses are fine

[soft pendant]

I would avoid sekiro

[slim epoch]

sekiro has highest peaks

[hasty nova]

Dark souls 2 has 42 bosses...

[soft pendant]

Well

[hot crystal]

I mean as long as theyre consistent about this idrc

[soft pendant]

It has a lot of bosses becuase a lot are tied behind Bonfire Ascetics

[slim epoch]

i cant remember any BAD bosses from dks2 really, just mediocre ones

[soft pendant]

Which you aren’t doing in a normal play through

[slim epoch]

problem with dks2 was lack of GOOD bosses

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[slim epoch]

darklurker is the only really one id call top until dlc

[soft pendant]

To be fair I think ds2 bosses are the levels

And the bosses are just a stepping stone

[hasty nova]

Very much

[soft pendant]

But it’s a double edged sword because the levels aren’t even well designed

It’s just….ass

Shortcuts aren’t that good, run backs to boss room are worse than anything

Too linear

[hasty nova]

They're just kind of weird and annoying

[soft pendant]

But of course the DLCs bring the game back to greatness

[slim epoch]

yeah but dks 2 worst levels dont come close to dks 1 worst levels

[soft pendant]

So whatever

[hasty nova]

I've always felt like dark souls 2 was made by the same people that made from softwares much earlier games

[soft pendant]

Most people ignore everything after OnS

[slim epoch]

because the game wasnt finished

[soft pendant]

Firelink shrine level design is unrivaled

[slim epoch]

tomb of giants they just slapped a pitch black filter on and lost izalith they said have ur eyes bleed

crystal caves is an abomination

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

Do you know about the bloodborne fued thing?

[hasty nova]

Uhhh don't think so

[soft pendant]

Miyazaki doesn’t do sequels

But Sony was like “we’re doing dark souls 2 with or without you”

And he was like wow fuck you, no I’m gonna do my own game. Which they were fine with too

[slim epoch]

sony threw a party after that convo

[soft pendant]

So the rumor is he never even stepped foot once in the ds2 studio

[hasty nova]

Oh thaaaat yeah I remember hearing something about that

[soft pendant]

Which was down the hall from BB studio where he was working

[hasty nova]

He did work on some of the DLC though right?

[soft pendant]

So they both came out relatively soon

[hasty nova]

For ds2

[slim epoch]

he was also supervisor on ds2 lol

[hasty nova]

A lot of titles are nonsensical

[soft pendant]

Idk if he was in on the DLc

But essentially

He was so upset at how badly ds2 turned out, he had to do a 3

And fix the image

[slim epoch]

no

his bosses ordered 2 sequels after dks

and he wasn't a higherup at fromsoft until dks 3 came out

[hasty nova]

Bonkers.
https://linksawakeningdxhd.itch.io/links-awakening-dx-hd

[slim epoch]

there was always going to be a ds3

[soft pendant]

But he felt like he had to take part?

That makes more sense if he wasn’t a executive then

[slim epoch]

yeah he wasn't an executive until later

[hasty nova]

Mmhmmm

[slim epoch]

just a game director

[soft pendant]

There’s also rumors about sekiro only existing because of ghosts of Tsushima

[slim epoch]

it came out before lol

a year before

[soft pendant]

They were like “ahh fuck Americans nailed our own culture. We gotta one up them”

Yeah but they knew about it in development

[hasty nova]

They were being developed in parallel, but there's definitely some crosstalk

[soft pendant]

Sekiro was made in the middle of Elden Ring development

[hasty nova]

It's probably where ER got its jump from

[soft pendant]

Like….?

It is.

That’s confirmed

[slim epoch]

sekiro began development in 2015

elden ring began in 2017

the team that did bloodborne worked on sekiro and the team that did dks 3 worked on elden ring im pretty sure

[hasty nova]

Sekiro also had a bit of a development hiccup with being one thing to begin with and then ending up another, though I don't know if that added too many months onto the development.

[slim epoch]

sekiro also goated

best combat in the series

but its not really a souls game

[soft pendant]

3-4 year development and 4-5 year development

There was overlap

[hasty nova]

Yeah it's not a Souls game

I will say that while I think the combat is the best, some of the best they've ever done, it's definitely hit or miss

[soft pendant]

But I guess you might be right about pausing elden ring to make sekiro. I know that’s a rumor

[hasty nova]

Some people really fucking don't like that game

[soft pendant]

Guy doesn’t like sekiro cause he didn’t like reading flavor text to figure out bosses

Idk

[hasty nova]

That's one of the coolest things about that game

It's also a pretty neat thing in ER

[slim epoch]

isnt that every souls game

[elder patrol]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GBN1IxkXMAAFQ_5?format=jpg&name=small

[slim epoch]

you have to read the flavor text to know wtf is going on

[hasty nova]

Well there's a difference between knowing what's going on and being told that a boss has a weakness

[slim epoch]

oh i never read flavor text in sekiro, hardly necessary then to beat the game

[hasty nova]

Ofc

Some bosses just really fucking hate some of the ninja tools

[soft pendant]

Yeah that’s the ironic part

@wheat onyx I might have oversold the importance of using ninja tools but you can beat the game with just the sword/blocking

That’s just why I loved the game, figuring out that shit

[slim epoch]

just be good at rhythm games

[soft pendant]

It’s simply dance dance revolution

For your fingers

[slim epoch]

sekiro is just a rhythm game with swordfighting

[soft pendant]

My headcanon is that FROM didn’t want a Kung Fu Panda situation

So they made sekiro

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-armored-core-vi-charge-attack-robot-kick-watch-your-tone-mf-gif-3991303795433384334

[soft pendant]

But every dark souls game is about medieval England

So who’s really obsessed ?

[wheat onyx]

No, I don't like Sekrio because it does a terrible job at teaching the users how to engage with the game

[soft pendant]

Valid

[wheat onyx]

The basic fodder enemies in the game teach you to just "spam R1 and shit just dies" then you go to bosses which kill u in 2-3 hits and they don't really "teach" you in an effective way

[soft pendant]

I agree that’s how I spent my first 10 hours yeah

[wheat onyx]

I literally bought it on launch played it for 5 hours and then refunded it

Because the game just doesn't do a good job at telling the player what it expects you to do

It gives you some tutorial "press l1 to parry" and thats it

[soft pendant]

Do you think sekiro is for FROM fanboys

[wheat onyx]

Once you "get" the game, it's a good game

[soft pendant]

I’ve heard that one before

[wheat onyx]

It just does a terrible job at teaching

Also, this isn't even a hot take this is a fact

that game isn't hard

Once I "got" the game

I beat genichiro in like 3 attempts

Lol

[slim epoch]

genichiro isn't the boss thats hard lmao

[soft pendant]

Every boss is around the same difficulty

[slim epoch]

when people say sekiro is hard they're referring to fights like twin apes, isshin, demon of hatred

[soft pendant]

Is what he’s trying to say

Once you get it

It’s easy

[wheat onyx]

Genichro I feel is the first "real" boss

[soft pendant]

And fun

[wheat onyx]

Ig lady butterfly was more so

But she was also easy

I didnt use consumables at all or prosthetics on bosses

Only boss that took me more than 5 attempts was like

[slim epoch]

you could say this about every souls game btw

[wheat onyx]

Owl father, corrupted monk, and isshin

[soft pendant]

I missed owl father tbh

[slim epoch]

once you get the combat the games are not hard

[soft pendant]

So mad I didn’t 100%

[wheat onyx]

I think bloodborne is hard

I also think DS3 is hard

[slim epoch]

i think bloodborne is the easiest one in the series

[soft pendant]

I’ve been stuck on logarius for months

[slim epoch]

being able to heal back after getting hit

[soft pendant]

I stopped trying

[slim epoch]

and super forgiving parries

[soft pendant]

Need to buy PlayStation+ to get access to BB again

So stupid

[hasty nova]

[slim epoch]

ds3 also only had one hard boss

[soft pendant]

Do you wanna hear something funny

[wheat onyx]

Ds3 is full of hard bosses

[soft pendant]

About the first time I played Bloodborne at a friends house

[wheat onyx]

Sullyvahn is hard

Dancer is hard

Dragonslayer is kinda hard

nameless king is fucked up

SOul of cinder is pretty hard if u dont abuse his AI

[slim epoch]

nameless king is the only one i think is truly hard

the rest of those you probably just weren't playing aggressive enough

[wheat onyx]

gael exists

[slim epoch]

never fought gael

[wheat onyx]

I play plenty aggressive LOL

All of the DLC bosses are pretty brutal honestly

Midir

Sister fried

[slim epoch]

didnt play ds3 dlc because i wasn't the biggest fan of ds3

[hasty nova]

Mmm

Good DLC

[slim epoch]

ds3 probably my least liked in from's repertoire tbh

[glad panther]

Ds3 is my favorite by a lot

[wheat onyx]

ds2 exists though

DS3 is just souls greatest hits

It's not very original

But it's fun and a vibe

[slim epoch]

ds3 just felt like shameless fan service

[wheat onyx]

and?

[slim epoch]

rolled my eyes when anor londo popped up

[soft pendant]

Oh true I’ll go fuck myself

[wheat onyx]

This was me

[slim epoch]

not only that but anor londo was terrible

[wheat onyx]

when anor londo showed up

[slim epoch]

in that game

[slim epoch]

go ahead jakey

tell me your funny story i was expecting you to say it anyway lol

[soft pendant]

I killed the beast in the first operating room

And was just wandering around the first level weaponless

And after like 10 minutes of backstabbing everything I asked my buddy when they would drop a weapon

And hes just sitting there like wtf idk man I didn’t expect you to skip the beginning like that

Then I died on purpose

[slim epoch]

dw u woulda died at cleric beast

[soft pendant]

Without a weapon? Yeah probably

[slim epoch]

dont think you'd be able to do enough damage on ur first playthru without a weapon lol

[soft pendant]

Well 99% of people don’t figure out how backstabbing works in under 10 seconds