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i can't start end game until 10b wdym
masori, ancestral, torva, scythe, shadow, tbow, all the goodies
i must have them all
Get tumekens shadow

been grinding for a little over a month and i cannot afford 1 yet
but we're on our way

LOL
With ublock, just need to update the quick fixes whenever that pops up







yeah i should've hopped on beer glasses and endurances
i could've gotten in very early too
i bought into beer glasses at 50gp
and was like "nah... they're not gonna go up"
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
o.o
i'm glad they aren't removing the mass squirk method
it's pretty pog
i can't even do it yet, i'm 53 thieving lmao
l0000000000l
i never thought of it like that
Footjob with the psych ward grippy socks
but i've got receipts

IVE HAD FOOD TODAY
...sure.
hmm it seems that's quite expensive

can you guys get your economy together so i make more money again? thanks

@umbral whale
At least the prices are correct
i guess its including DF
dunno
What this?
its a pre-order so if it includes DF, you wont be able to play it until TWW releases
Oh eagles won


@modest lion @pulsar trail @shell sparrow hope you're doing great 
I guarantee you win in a few weeks at AT&T though
the new toa bots been going ham
all toa gear is 




what.
JUST ANOTHER WEIRD EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN, WHY ARE THEY SO WEIRD
imagine you and your boy having such bad porn addictions you need to monitor each other
I don't think that's the case...

guy stands over a jar

59: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
I heard that the founder of IKEA got elected as PM of Sweden. And now he's assembling his cabinet.
482: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe
358: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

real
oh we’re understaffed and underpaid going into the holiday season?
dont worry guys
chick fil a for the whole store
itll be a few hours old and only one single item available
but we got it for you


The animation is not mine, it is just an edition.
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Still need to watch
Golden Wind > Diamond Is Unbreakable

Yeah but the ediiiiiiiit
But Giorno went from an airport valet to a GANG-STAR capo in literally a week.
Dio - punched to death by Jotaro
Kars - thrown into space
Diavolo - infinite death loop
Pucci - punched to death and removed from subsequent timeline
Kira - killed by an ambulance


Every other villain had meaningful deaths, while Kira was just an extra in a Final Destination movie.
i got to hinterlands and am stuck now
i wish to get some build
Rend Blackhand gang
but dunno where i can get a website
flamewalkers op
Unga bunga
Great fans of hellscream
Rend Blackhand, Necromancer, Quilboar, Whelp Eggs, Gryphon Rider, Harpies, Pyromancer
Is what I’m using atm
I haven’t had any issues
so im hardlocked out of dungeons now
Get fucked
and that issue has been there like 3months ago in beta already so
Weekly reset gg


I’m not gonna lie sometimes my attempts to actually strategize go worse than just spamming garbage everywhere
So that’s a thing
youre just a quick thinker
big strategy of
you think its random but subconsciously its a good spot
all gas no brakes defense is for pussies
if my tower cant handle it it wasn't meant to be
EGGS IN THE CHOKE POINTS
just like
wait until 10 gold
then drop the earth ele, skele army, worg and maiev on top of their tower
and watch them despair
Also I fucked myself the first time I did the wacky ass grid thing
I thought it was stuff in the SAME ROW AND COLUMN
that would stay
oof
I HAD SOME GOOD SHIT
at least its pretty easy to get the units
it just gets hard to upgrade them and get traits lol
i want to do this build
but i didnt have gold at that moment
but i miss shammy
Harpies are Giga
giga free
Harpies absolutely fucking shred
with huntress, pyro or ogre
Rend with something behind him is stupid
Especially with the talent that makes him tanky as fuck
The pipeline
💳
i want to see how much gold that arclight upgrade gets up to before i spend any money on the game
its up to like 1500 already for me lol

ITS JUST $600

me and warthunder premium vehs
how much money u spend on wow
will it be worth if i buy the new DLC now?
its over 3k if you played from the beginning just in subscription alone
or buy it after a year
is european wow cheaper
wtf
hes probably just 1 year sub since forever
1y sub didnt exist for a long time
its 15 a month for us i think
but 1y sub and 6month sub are the same
and ive been 6month subbing since release, ye
do you have the statue
I see, no clue how it looks
seli can resell it and buy more 6 month subs to be able to get to the next statue
its an exact replica of the orc rider statue in front of blizzard HQ
for 20y gift
doubt theyll do smth like that again for 20y tho tbh
2014 blizz kinda built diffy
I'll buy you a donut
pmuch none
ive been close to perma subbed since 2015 I think
I'll buy you a ring
just a single month of unsubbing = no statue
20yr gift gunna be just a paper of how much u spent with a 😆 emote beside it 
ye it was only for people who have been subbed the entire 10y
These gifts have been sent to the physical address associated with eligible Battle.net accounts. To be eligible for this gift, a player must have created a World of Warcraft account within 60 days of the game launching in the NA or EU regions, and maintained their subscription or game time for all ten years.
i was looking for the thing
what kind?
none
no you wouldnt
haram
and you know it
suicide places you directly in jahannam brother
i dunno about that one, he do be a lawyer iirc 
true
im an xmas hater dont @ me
how does that work with the entire suicide bombing thing then?
genuinely curious
is that like an exception or?
they consider themselves martyrs
they should be lawyers
that takes precedent?
nah, u just get sent to hell² /s
apparently
Aren’t we in hell already?
probably
arent they just brainwashed because well theyre not the brightest bulbs
except the whole "do not harm others" thing
that they conveniently leave out
ya know
ye
!vibe toaster bath
488: Vibes are immaculate 
Nice
TRUE
tbf the "do not kill" isnt actually what was said
its just how it was transcribed
remember watching some video where they draw straws who gets to drive the suicide bomb
and the guy that wins is so excited
😐
apparently its totally fine and dandy to kill certainl things or people
yeah like this rep spreadsheet that's floating around killed my will to play 10.2
its not accurate anymore tho
Is this Groundhog Day?
lol just buy 200
the real question is
it never was
fuck the rep
why am i still awake
it's based entirely on chapters 4 and 5 of the campaign releasing weekly
oh dw I already bought 100 augment runes
You like talking to us
I dont even have a 2nd 70
one of the rare ones
same tho
were outdated nowadays
only having 1 char = not playing wow right
I have 4 level 70s
They made leveling too easy
I probably have more than you
better get ready to funnel warbound epics into your main soon
if this is how raiding at this WR works
I'm just gonna become a casual andy in 11.0
lol
I didn’t have a second max level character until legion
legion class halls
Now I got 5

i had 3 in mop
I got everything to max in SL
I got it in wod, because thats when the first boost came out
For real
oxi are u doing a split this tier?
I was volunteered for it apparently
I told them I'd play ret instead of my warlock
I don't have a 2h on my pally

hes splitting on @clever sleets dad
we voted and were also doing one but its optional
I offered to heal
so like 5 of us dont have an alt
I mean ours is supposed to be optional
but last tier we basically wiped on rashok for 2.5h week1 that did nothing
so can just do a split in that time now
lmao
same for us. think half the guild has alts, other half doesnt. i certainly dont. so i just get funneled ig
tbh the one extra day is whatever
I just get carried to almost aotc on an alt
and play with my balls
wtf seli
but no one gives a fuck about that anymore so we'll stop with it
youre an officer how did this happen
overwhelming demand and none of our competition give a fuck
EU players 
pure ethical gameplay here
Raiding Rainbows "3 days a week"
raided like 6 days in a row to try to get hall of fame

hey raiding rainbows isnt an eu guild!
ill gladly take that trade
that's why I laughed at EU ethical gameplay
naowh said apparently project does
these NA shitters been ripping extra days left and right
an extra day week2
because no point week1 because of lack of gear
or atleast thats how I understood it

Can you heal me?
outside of our one day for splits week 1, we added like 3 days on sark prog cause we weren't raiding for 3 weeks
oh no ive awoken stealthi
and people tried flaming us
when they were raiding 4-5 days on a 3 day schedule
all tier
wild
I will love you forever and ever
hope its a hard tier
Seli did you raid last tier
Ye
the only thing seli can raid is his fridge
But I sat out on Zskarn I think
I was also benched on zskarn
hi
Theres no way that was your first message in months
I sat echo 
🦃
I don't celebrate thanksgiving
Unfort
You can come to mine
genocide and ethnic cleansing aint my jam
what does that have to do with anything
That’s one of my favorites
that's my only other option
a pilgrims hat like nova
I can go back to the monkey slamming a stick
I just like thanksgiving food
I just like turkey and seeing my family
which is more appropriate for my intelligence levels
Genocide does suck though and i wish that wasnt the foundation of our country and all
Could do without the family tbh
there
nah i wrote some messages in the poe channel every now and then
we returned to monke
ty oxii
Oh my bad
Most surprising thing is that lauren unblocked me
anything for you lauren ❤️
I'm sure I had it coming
i do
xp
solo knows all the lore ong
Was just sad when I reached out to you to ask about Zeph, and then I saw "youre blocked" 
I pinged Lauren with several math memes and no response
😦
sry i barely log on
Same as with cat pics
Based
thats a good thing tho isnt it?
I should log on less
not having time for RH is like... not a bad thing i feel
I feel like even if I stop paying attention to RH
I'll still DM lorentz
he's my bff5ever
cant wait to get a dm from oxi during prog
Like clockwork eh?
you never know whats in there
“Why the fuck didn’t I quit?”
Can’t wait for new poe league and see that oxi dropped raw mb first week
are u gonna stream raid oxi

Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday
Wednesday week 1 of raid will be split
enhance
(and yes, im nekkid)
So you can watch me be terrible at Ret pala instead of rogue
dont judge me
people still do splits in wow?
ye
Sadly
what rank are u oxi
worth to get tierset week1
Theyre op arent they still
its mostly to guarantee trinkets or rare loot
215
oxi is rank1 friend
Ya, and it’s only 1 day
cute
Vs doing it all week
:gayge:
You can kiss me anytime
i mean both kinds ur wasting ur time with men
wouldnt you rather kiss men?
not much of a diff
Damn, that’s real
M*n
No u
Yeah, leave kissing boys to Christian priests man
they should make adhd meds that only last for 1 hour so i can still be productive b4 i go to bed
dont think theyre kissing them, tbf
Would you believe me if I told you I hate being touched
By any gender
ill always believe you
Stole my line
get in line
That’s how my friends always spotted when I liked a girl growing up. She’d be the only one I’d allow in my personal bubble
real
Hugs, touching literally anywhere
A pat on the shoulder? Nah fam
wait ok so its not ANYONE
My friends knew because i would give her all my attention when they were also there 💀
just like anyone but hte person ur dating
Yeppers
dats fair
I’m a weird little man
thats fine
my friends have never been able to tell if i like anyone bc i dont even know half the time xd
we dont have to hug oxi
I dont think thats weird tbh
We are all weird
It’s kosher if I initiate the hug
In our ways
we can just nod at each other appreciatively
But don’t fucking touch me otherwise
its kosher if he initiates it
My friends cant know who im into now because they aren't here
Now i have to TELL THEM
so just open your hand and see what happens

just grab the popcorn
I thought I should get naked and wait for him to initiate
Its good

hot
Stay a gym bro
ill grab some snacks to even it out oxi
Like I’m making sure I eat certain amounts of protein per day. I’m like hardcore about what kinds of food I eat
And I look forward to working out now

I cant wait to squat tomorrow
i can give you some protein if you know what i mean (i just googled how much protein there is in cum)

average amount of ejaculate contains aroung 252mg of protein
252 mg is weak
Can’t hit 200g of protein with cum seli
idk
The macros are all off
thats per 5ml
800 pump chump
100ml is a lot
4l of cum and youre blazing
My average meal is like 45-50g of protein bro
Also the future mrs oxi would probably not be happy with this
Idk man seli waited for me to be in a relationship to ask to jerk me off
How am I the problem?
I like you guys but reading about litres out cums is not my ideal morning
Ok lets go back to math
See ya later
First time math drove away lorentz
come back @shell sparrow
i posted nova
no one reacted

no more nova pics
lorentz did but
he was the only one
fml i was wondering why my cursor would suddenly move around or click random stuff
when i didnt do it
turns out nova was sleeping on the other fucking mouse
moving it with her fat ass

unplug it from pc
Nova can sleep on it not affecting your gameplay
Here my kitty
@modest lion @pulsar trail @gaunt cipher https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hdbY0YwpMgI
cute. like moustache
Tyty
i love how its forbidden for team members to work more than 5 days in a row
but lmao
me as a team lead
just casually having 8 days in a row
love that
very cool
poggers some might say
Bet you get some clopenings too
used to do it all the time 
hell nah
i told my boss i will refuse lmao

labor laws are for the children
they yearn for the dangerous factory children crushing machine positions
labor laws are useless regulations
They do get in the way of profits.
whos profits?
right
so not only my employer would benefit but also whole medical industry
win-win
EzpZ
Closed the store at 10 left at 1030 back at 7 to open 
we hate clopening
POGGERS
@peak solar @hasty nova https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/dHni4CkERz
@spare drift

7 day early access for the campaign!
thats bravo6 to you, m8
Yeah I saw this when it aired, and I love the malice that man exudes, enough to want to throttle someone.
That entire company is a cornucopia of capitalistic endeavors.
I like how impressed the interviewer is
67% revenue growth, wow
“We have an incredible demand for what we do”
I wish she asked “what do you do exactly?”
Wow nice good job
Naahhh
Inelastic demand is a term created by socialists to try to undermine our capitalist endeavors.


@ashen ravine Dumi uhhhh Dami 
black lotus era
Yessir.

I dunno what it is about chokers
best women's fashion accessory. Give whoever came up with the idea a nobel prize
Ma'am, this is a crime scene.
@sharp ferry https://lichess.org/QgktEAkI
endgame 
@hardy bronze @torn mural
me looking for girls around me to begin with

omg kitties 

I think when I beat her originally. I have never been so satisfied/relieved by anything else in gaming
I dunno, fire giant and “thank fuck no more jank camera angles” was up there for me but she was def a ton harder, but his camera angles
fire giant just fight him on horse fight was easy
That’s the one fight I felt slighted on
Not that it was hard
But that the bs camera fucked me
@pulsar trail @shell sparrow 
!vibecheck
54: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
!vibe
226: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
i spent 8 hours on her alone lmao. but then i was also under self-imposed rules so 
bro
Malenia is one of the few bosses to me where anything goes.
no cheese is too low
that's us, right?

my first playthrough i self-imposed no summons (after margit anyway), no rune arcs, and was playing offline completely blind
so it uh
oh
took a while
my second playthrough i had rivers, cold uchi, and mimic tear
and i killed her in 8 seconds
lol
I have a perfect video for you guys
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literally just slaughtered
lmao
i'm under no impression that other people have to play that way
it's just how i have fun with it the first time
me either it's an rpg just play as you want really
although this is why I like bloodborne there really was no way to break that game
until you learn how to play it
if that was "cheating" it wouldn't be in the game in the first place
same way that nuzlockes exist
some people have more fun adding additional challenge
shouldn't make other people do it if they don't want to though
Knew the guy looked familiar
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when is 10.2 out?
tomorrow

yep
I'm not prepared either
wednesday 
whats good class this season?
I ask but mfs know if I come back I only playing rogue/warrior/mage


Yes
lets go 
have a nice day brothers
@livid socket ready?
yes!
Whats dat
football manager 24
I see
@modest lion @gaunt cipher @pulsar trail https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/s/ap8WRDUUPb
what team to start
some japanese one probably
will see which one has a cool name or badge

Messi-San
why cant i pre downlad though
no i just bought the game now
I remember friends playing some football manager in the browser 2002
is it the same thing
mmm
maybe some fantasy football game like comunio if it was in browser
comunio launched in 2000 so could be that
Hattrick?
@livid socket what is optimal player loadout 
player loadout?
what players to load to scout everywhere
as much as you can bear. FM24 is actually a lot faster than fm23 so you can get away with a bit more than before
just select all the continents and "Players from Nation" and don't do as many leagues as they take up more time to simulate

Almost as cute as you



!vibecheck
338: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
How am I baiting you?
I'm on that grind frfr
oh you're not I would just argue against WFH although I understand fully why people choose to do it
Okay Hataro, I am gonna be blunt
I didn’t mention you, I don’t care what you have to say about it

this article is pretty weak though in terms of arguing why people shouldn't choose to wfh
He’s the main char. Why wouldn’t you care

that's a ridiculous thing to say storm. Lorentz doesn't have to care about my opinion; nor does anyone. It's an interesting discussion since it's a constant debate in my workplace about people being forced in 2 days a week. Many people hate it and I understand why.
Meaning oxi is slightly more cute than that video or vice versa?
Oxi is
Agreed
!vibecheck
299: On the come up I see you. 
Ahri, go check my game
driving home for xmas
that hurts
You're a Grandmaster, Harry.
Yeah... that was like 20 years ago for me... Holy shit.
20 years or how Metzen would say: eh whatever
I remember discovering ogame after
Yeah, I remember that game too

Quake woke up and chose voilence
Dude has such a bitch face too
should be illegal
💀
Shes still alive and my controller broke this morning
So I cant even attempt foe a while now
Same as rainbolts geoguessr tiktoks 💀
...darn.
should be 2x the happy cat for me
or 2x the sad cat
changing multiple times a day

Real



Too busy thugging to be bugging with loneliness
theres time for both, you just have to make time

Haven't had any of those Hard Dews, guessing you like them
I don't drink this isn't me sorry to disappoint
You could never disappoint me king
i don't get it
I wish she said the same thing
Wii Fit is in the fridge
Same big dog
lol
Nu wave space jam dvd
Hinge sucks
Boy dinner




You ummm ok Guy?
Not at all no
The hoes gon love this…
Oh well here is to tomorrow

We got this big dog. Gotta take it one day at a time.
I believe in you
I don't got this
Yes you do big dog
If I don't got it in 24 years, I don't think in 25 I got it but still scraping by Ig
You got this, you son of a bitch

Do it
LMFAO I wish that was why I was upset
@wheat onyx just remember. girls come and go, but epics are soulbound.
what are you upset about?
Life
If there is 1 thing I learned this year it's that women fix all problems
fix or cause 
Fix

Yes
temporarily it helps i feel, but relationships dont do much if youre unhappy at your core, itll just resurface sooner or later and cause damage to the relationship itself
definitely

She can fix me
Hope it gets better buddy
No she can’t 
One thing I've learned this year is the opposite. Relationships cannot fix you. You need to be ready for one. Otherwise you might overlook some serious red flags and be with someone you aren't compatible with.
However, the silver lining with my year, I met someone who absolutely drove me to advance myself in life. It didn't work, but I am eternally grateful for getting that push.
thats awesome
also, no one asked


but im glad you feel that way about me. im sorry it didnt work out.
I'm sorry I read this part wrong "absolutely drove me to advance myself in life. It didn't work" lmao
ye that can be interpreted in 2 ways
true I did word that really badly
anyways the first part is really what I was trying to convey. It's important to work on yourself mental and physical. Rushing into a relationship with someone when you are not emotionally mature enough to handle can cause more damage than it solves
it can yeah. theres a few that beat the odds though, but i generally share that sentiment as well

either way, hope you feel better soon @wheat onyx
I am personally not doing relationships for the next while after how my last one ended
Hard enough finding guys who want something steady anyway
Can't be worse than mine
Trying my best to but every day it only seems harder and harder
i get that
thats been pmuch my life for the past 15y, with some short stints of "things are alright" that ultimately crash and burn.
but it doesnt take away from the good times youve had, and will have again
yo very off topic but why was there not one of those dark picture games this year? They usually release every halloween
or did I completely miss it
youre healthy, youre (reasonably) smart, you have many freedoms and people who care about you. thats more than enough to keep your life moving forward and towards a better life. theres just some stints where youre just treading water while you take in your surroundings and decide on which direction to go, but thats perfectly fine
yeah but they are having conversations about real shit
🫡
nothings real
we're all just living in a game where people are playing us as characters, and theyre consistently greyparsing
stop reading about solipsism
isn't solipsism where you only see your reality as the correct one and cannot understand that things outside of that reality may be true?
Kinda of. It’s more like think only your consciousness exists and everyone else is a product of it.
Wait a second I thought they were working on something...
Something with the devil or something? Or did it already come out?
ye last year
Yeah that was last year hmmm
Yeah I don't even think there's been a trailer for anything
i didnt
@shell sparrow ily
This video is about Wrong Buzzer - Sound Effect
She can fix me
damn I can buy d4 for $50
I'm busy with other games
Im sick rn

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