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Air Burst to pull in
I use a Convectrix as my primary
All the slash procs duplicate in the tornadoes
Everything dies in about .3 seconds
but does it kill everything in .3 seconds in steel path? 
Yes

It kills enemies lvl 3000+ in less than a second

And is invulnerable to projectiles
i still have some missing pieces for zephyr
Literally can’t die unless I’m standing still and get melee’d
but i now have a chroma prime cookin
My prom tux was purple... Pffft phones...
100% Crit on that thing is nutty AF
but i cant really complain considering the few ive naturally rolled already
The grenade
Absolutely shreds
100% Crit with 72% Status
Even nuttier
With Harrow Penance active the fire rate skyrockets
I was never a fan of bullet hoses in Warframe 
theres a new bullet hose on baro rn
but its p much a weaker soma prime so unlucker
kinda cool tho, apparently they released it with tennocon
Ooo
Honestly my favorite automatic rifle
its a bullet hose that does red crits p much
You actually need recoil reduction in the exilus slot or else your crosshair will point at the ceiling
cuz the base status chance is like 25?
that shit is actually kinda wild
how hard the recoil goes on some guns
my saryn now has like 7 formas into it 
out there with mk1 paris and a saryn frame doing hydron runs
though i hear hydron isn't even the wave anymore
Hydron?
what is this? 2014?
i just had one in my lobby before actually
Wait it was Draco in 2014
dawg i aint played warframe in like 5 years lol
@remote surge google, find me a twink. or a bad bitch.
4 years my bad
no i am not
duviri has been fun but trying to get the cintra has been PAIN
2019 was Necralisk even released yet?
Or whatever the fuck the name of that open world is
i think
The infested one
no
Necramechs kind of a banger
2020 lol
i was thinking of eidolons
This is what I look like . Lol
lookin like a snacc
Guy seems like the kind of dude that’s actually a horseshoe crab

> . <
!vibe guy is down catastrophically bad
104: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
My b
My life is falling apart but it's okay

Ez 600% crit
If I just keep existing good things about bound to happen
He's got a thing on his face he should really go to the hospital over

Part o the ship

ABZAN WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
It actually
Isn’t infinite
It ends as soon as she hits 20/20
She blows up the board
It has a pretty decent chance of continuing, but it's kind of fickle a little
its better that it isnt infinite
Yeah
if it was infinite you would just deck yourself
Cause otherwise it would cause a draw 
You don’t deck yourself with explore
Cause you can put the card back
oh i guess you could just keep putting the card back lol
will def be a strong combo at least
Yep
No haste lul

Lol
Who would win? A 20/20 vampy girl? or “sacrifice a creature”?
Ah yes
Lol
You see
You’re exposed though for a moment
Cause she blows up the board
So you have to play that after
Yeah but I still have three turns for my opponent to take his hands off of the side of his head from reeling of the shock of the combo.

No sigarda either...
It's just going to get blocked by their glissa on their next turn anyway.


Or there’s a new card coming let me find it
Bingo.
Yeah
Or this
Target your opponent’s creature

Well that’s Commander only nvm
guys i want to commit lego step
Wut
i was trained how to close for one day in the off chance of an emergency
play red and fling it
But yes that’s the one
Honestly you just use this
and that is not enough time at all lmao
and here i am now
an emergency is happening for sunday
What a stupid fucking card
im so fucking ready to bang my head against a wall
Oh no you killed her, no way I can get her back...
I might just build this for the memes
Go to FNM
Build the deck for next to nothing
It’s only gonna get wins from sheer surprise
This gets the creature back and starts the combo
thats also 5 mana lol
if im doing a 5 mana reanimate its gonna be for something better
what i mean is i wouldnt put that card in that deck prob
It's a meme deck, and you definitely have to have ways to save the card or get it back
something like tyvar could be good
Mmhmmm
Hmmm...
or claim, which does it for 1 black mana lol
Lol
unearth is also in historic
Mmm
OK SO

Personally I’m a big fan of the classic Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord/Ghalta and Mavrin meme deck
This too lol
Nothing like a turn 3 12/12
Except I guess
This new one
Also that combo can go into this new deck as well
Cause it’s Abzan
Yessir
I kind of want to make the 2020 and then not attack with it
And just use its power and toughness to do other things
🙄
draw 20 to do the combo again to have lethal

Lol
miz are you team jacob or team edward
Oooo
WHERE?!


we got a little tipsy and watched the greatest comedic masterpiece of 2008

she looks like she was getting lobotomized
THATS ME
Team Edward
she looks a few fries short of a happy meal in that pic
we were discussing if edward could canonically climax
Motherfucker can't believe how good his fingers taste...
I'm sure in his old age he's found a way to contract in such a way that he could force said reaction
It’s a massive glitter bomb


i just asked my guild if edward could climax and the fucking weebs thought i meant edward from fma


“i dont see why not” lmao
And if that's the case it's finely lubricated
Bro got the penis DLC
cyberpunk style

If you will
goingg to pop a blood vessel and erupt
install thrusters in my dick so i can just sit there while technology does the exercise
Knowing your luck your machine cock is the only thing your body will reject
Motherfuckers going to be on military grade painkillers so that is cock doesn't kill him

My cock will be like the challenger mission
!pf me rn down bad
poggers
i dont have thoughts

start we need you to weigh in
i hope edward kills me
i dont think you need blood to cum
you need blood to get an erection
no im dealing with major depression right now 
you just need it to get hard. he can climax without getting hard
you need blood to get full mast you feel me
Well if that one Cannibal Corpse song is anything to go by
just massage his prostate
i am a man to want one thing
this could be us but u playin
lol yeah prob the worst cannibal corpse cover to put in discord

we just got to the scene where edward took off his shirt
im going to need boy dinner soon

haha hey



cute little stinkers
I am sure that would pretty much mean communism in the end - government building apartments for people, they have to wait 15 years to be granted 40 square meters
@ashen ravine @nova obsidian https://youtu.be/0oNX_BHgi3c?si=uJDv_rlnENxqlu3P
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@MySwitzerland
In some places, certainly
can you romance xalatath in the new expansion?
im gonna try
only as SP
I aint playing priest
yea no romance for u then 
u can buy the extra romance tinder elite pass
for another 20€
helps with ur road to xalatath
I thought tinder integration was 11.2
can I romance you?
maybeee
!vibe
376: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
!iq
139: seraflash IQ Classification: Superior
!tox
335: seraflash is hazardous toxic.
oh no he killed the car in the end

L as they say
This sounds like the title of a shitty manga

whats to get zooted on loud
d r u g s
I thought zooted was that too, so i assume if youre both its just 2x high
zooted is just getting high
get high on weed. shouldn’t be that difficult to translate
its the terrible vibes
mid just needs better drugs
and she might have still gotten her back blown out lol
As expected imo
This following after what was just said above 
it’s a mid bitch with a bad vibe that won’t be getting its back blown out
amazed by the cinematic quality and anduin's glow up, but for the rest just wait & see as usual
new OW hero ok ig also
lol
Weren’t tickets 800

For the fancy pass
I actually turned off the what’s next panel. The presentation was awful
Final Raid Tier, while keeping the fall release sucks, either 9 months of amidrassil or 6 months of fated both kinda bad.
uuh
Both or retail I think
anduin looking like a man
the cinematic was good
in terms of production quality
not that exciting from a story point of view
wtf
they cant reveal much in the cinematic so im thinking we are getting others
no fights, no cringe for the horde
just a deep dialogue between two important protagonists
narration on point really
im not hyped just abit interested what they do with this
i do think the presentation tried its best to create hype
idk Im way more hyped by a dialogue like this than actual on cocaine montage with fights and shit
by trying new things
and story wise it makes sense
"3 XPACS ANNOUCNED!"
ye cinematic was good but I was thinking overall
oh yeh Im talking about next expac only
idc about the 3 expac shit tbh
one step at a time is good
warbands biggest W
hero talents was it?
finally cross character progression
yes
hero talents basically is "you get more points in the tree, but we will give them a theme"
I had abit for beer when I watched all of this 
a poorly deaged brad pitt
brad pitt got irl hacks though,handsome man
stem cells and peptides are amazing things
but yeah being blessed with his genetics sure didn’t hurt anything
wow 2 anduin
grew his hair out again ye
yup

Anduin a certified emuffin frfr
just dont have him drive a car in game

I legit thought it was a live action cinematic until thrall showed up lmao
dont be fooled,it was an actual orc
^ this
I am curious how long the production time was on it. the quality was fantastic
Well then he could be a Forsaken.
@sharp ferry https://lichess.org/5MIxpCnV
I reall wish they did raid cinematics the same
Instead of shitty in game ones with the models
i think ingame cinematics are fine
Ye idk midgame cinematics looking like that would be a little off
But patch cinematics should look like that for sure
I'm curious of the cost 😂
The juxtaposition of life-like cinematic back to cartoon gameplay would be off-putting
!vibecheck
412: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
the "good" part of Sylvanas' soul watching this
how to save sylvanas story… focus on alleria 
and how much did they actually pay the employees that created it.
Thrall: "So uh, Anduin. What's Sylvanas up to lately?"
Anduin: "I don't know, I only wanna talk about my FEELINGS"
something something george lucas it’s like poetry
I could imagine that the shadowlands connection and Sylvanas will be relevant along the saga
i’m assuming it is
I think sylvanas is stuck in maw for awhile
yeah good setup
wish I was stuck in your maw
the sisters i’m assuming get revisited at or in elf xpac
its endless zempai
Midnight huh
inb4 Sylvanas corrupted by a dagger
:D:p
lol
paid extra for early access before the 30th
damn she got in the raid early but nobody was there and she got kidnapped 
I dont know what to think about paying for an xpac every 18 months or so
Now what do you think about yearly
Maybe we’ll learn tonight but I’ve seen both floating around last 24 hours
not sure what to believe
He did say expansions would be coming quicker during the presentation so
Somehow, Xalatath returned.
If they do three raid tiers in 18 months and no fated season I’m satisfied, but two tiers with fated in 18 months would be dissapointing
Yeah idk
I think its quite weird they aren’t required to list what they are selling under the expansion at all
I guess legally it’s just “we’re selling the x.0 patch and everything else is a bonus” or some shit
I mean if it's 3/4 patches and an expansion I'm not that fussed
if they actually staff the dev team correctly let’s go!
yuh.
thinking about it, I totally would have paid for a pay less for all 3 at once -deal
3 raids are fine. trying to run a story out past that usually falls play writing wise
yeah
trilogy arc good.
i’d happily give them xpac money each year if they hired and paid devs
microsoft kinda the wildcard
assuming we’re gonna see xbox version at some point
if my sub is on gamepass i'd be balling
I wonder if them putting wow in game pass would be profitable in the long run
wouldn't have to pay a sub for years thnx to discord nitro
Theres probably a reason they haven’t done it yet
They got crazy analysts to calculate that for them I guess
i'm sure they're still transitioning the acquisition
Big Bobby is still in the house till the end of the year
is anything on gamepass a premium fee?
gotta gift him that severence yacht
I feel like they are not going to change much anymore about the pricing for2024 since it will end up in a shitstorm for those who already have settled 😂
I’m just laughing my ass off at all the people trying to demand for the removal of the 3 day early access thing
Like they’d have to refund all the pre-orders if they did it
Or give the option to at least
it's not a big deal tbh
no way thats happpening
ye idk why people are acting like its the end of the world either
It is really scummy, but ye it wont matter competitively
But it just ruins the fun
not great but not game shattering
plus it just means if u wanna play on the weekend instead of the weekday
most likely
its just how the industry nowadays
i think putting a premium price tag on delaying the game for people who dont want to is a bit silly
Just like diablo its 100% going to be released on a friday if you pay and monday if you dont
Nah for sure but like
Meaning that if you dont pay youll spend the entire weekend hearing about people playing it and having fun 
Probably this but 1 day advanced (so saturday and tuesday) so it lines up with reset and such
do be like that sometimes
Don’t worry the servers won’t work during those 3 days anyway
fomo is a great profit maker
Eh don’t think that’ll be an issue
i mean the epic ediiton is more than just the 3-days extra
it's also the beta access to 
Diablo only had issues for a few hours and that launch was way bigger
it is scummy
This dude thinks there will be actual servers day 1 
And also why its becoming industry standard
i think wow will survive
also no reaction from Eleem on my ping
falltime sadness
That fucking airship man
good sign of an expansion is crashing in loading screen
Still have ptsd
for a lot of people, especially when they call out the old midnight release in thier own presentation. they truly love the mass rush of everyone starting
if poe paywalled league start on Friday....
holy
it'd be a problem if it was just the 3-days access but since u get the other shit it's like whatever
basically paying for game time
WF (Paywalled) 80
Tbf though doesn’t poe have leaderboards and stuff
eh
scath you know what the real paywall is
That’s quite a bit different than this
depends how you look at it
There’s no competitive advantage it just sucks
preorder mount might be faster than normal df mounts on the second to last boss of new raid

there are community races but majority don't give a fuck
no shot
that cant be real
I think there are some racing events in hc ssf tho
literal pay-to-win mount 
Imagine rwf, liquid wins because they all preordered and echo didn’t
But surely they thought of that boss and you can’t use the mount there
Depending on how long the riding phase is, the new mount had a different ability that makes it go faster for longer amounts of time
You have to spend like 10 seconds against a wall to charge it though
No shot is that faster
It’s quite tight to the wall too
mainly this pricing is just fomo, your friends and big part of the community gets to experience something for the first time, fresh, while you are sitting there just waiting
competitive or not it's just scumbaggery
Yes I kind of already said it sucks
just how shit is nowadays
But it isn’t ruining any type of competitive integrity or anything
No advantage being bought
I bought it not even knowing I get early access lmao
but i like that more than the lottery from last time and getting cucked hard
Why is it faster
It won’t be
The lightning surge thing it has is faster than the spin but you have to charge it up for a long time
And it loses the majority of its handling during it
it seems like an abilitys they just give all the mounts anyway
and yeha
its not faster
lightning for all the serpents with lightning on them
heavenly serpents
if the sha of anger mount doesnt get dragonriding im gonna be upset
you mean angry

good one though
!vibecheck
426: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
One day 
if you think about it the dragonriding mounts cover a lot of old mount models already
the slithering one will just be copied over to all the serpents
true ig
I am the big dumb I just realised they are doing the 3 expacs and the first one is Classic, the second one is BC and the third one is Wrath 
I’ve been awake for 3 hours. Getting out of bed is pain
uh oh
@ripe wasp I just finished the new cod campaign and lmao
idk, doesnt have the same impact as the old mw2 had
might be just nostalgia but what are they going to do, mw4 next year
or push out another dogshit ww2 game in between
!vibe
243: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!vibe
14: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
!pf x 122
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!pf omanyte x
Praise helix
!pf x omanyte
!pf
!pf
!pf
!pf
!pf me rn
That poor king 
!pf pretty?
Schnoz energy
!pf me
rat
!pf rat
!iq
104: saryero_ IQ Classification: Dull
a fever dream and a half
!tox
29: saryero_ is not toxic.
!vibe
233: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!vibecheck
401: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
!vibe
165: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
!iq
129: stepbirb IQ Classification: Superior
Gonna be training my 5th person in 2 weeks on Monday
I've gotten lucky all my trainees recently have been great
has a huge sword jabbed into her
"Eh, I can't afford to take care of this, better wait 3 expansions."
sounds safe
it is titled "totally not malware" afterall
and you can't lie on the internet
I got carved up in jan this year for 5.5H and that cost me just 200 euro ish
+care
five hours 30mins
cant say I recommend
but I have said this shit alot, so I wont say it anymore
I dont want to either
Mom passed last year and they pronounced her dead at our apartment then said they felt something and sent her by ambulance to the ER just to tell us 10 minutes after we arrive that she was still dead.
$4000 just for the ambulance.
spit in the face in tragedy im sorry
Then there was the auto-defib thing they used which comes with a charge if they use it, plus the numerous other "expenditures" they racked up along the way, so the bill came out to roughly 6k
We contested all the charges via the attending officers that arrived at the scene shortly after the ambulance and they corroborated their initial claim that she had passed in the apartment and the ambulance was unnecessary.
But enough of that, it's Caturday
There's American healhcare and then there's New Jersey healthcare
name brand version of my insulin is in shortage. the generic, which doesn’t work properly in my pump, is available at twice the cost to fill the script
if i disappear in 10 days, I ran out of insulin. nice knowing you all.
have you tried just working harder
jesus
I hear that solves everything
what are you guys doing over there
also I love how life saving medical devices are allowed to be released without requirements to allow them to work with every variety
what a wonderful country america is
it works with two major type, the difficulty lies in what can safely work in micro dosages.
anything that’s off can kill me
hehe
They are living the American dream and working harder
fuck you for being born with diabetes ig
i blame obama

the irony? insulin shortage during diabetes awareness month
Dirty cummies? 
no that's only when @dusty scarab visits
call into doc to get a different script
have to learn new timings since they all act differently
well that’s just the drug and the individual. hate away though. duck this nice
I work for Amazon, you know, that company with great working conditions thay treat their employees with respect?
honestly I have Bezos tattooed on my nutsack, don't I know it brother
im about do they easy way if i dont go into a +20 vp
I'm sure the likeness is uncanny.
Just had to draw eyes and a mouth.
accurate
How many worked hard and failed tho?
we only discuss winners here brother WINNERS BLEED RED WHITE AND BLUE

Use the bodies as brick and mortar
okay qatar
I don’t get that reference
idk americans think that they bleed the flag colors
as if they're unique to the united states
look how unique the color scheme is
Football is all that matters. Human decency? Have you seen how well these guys kick a ball?
Also nothing brings me more joy than people confusing the Chilean flag for Texas'.
Yeah, freedom is also unique to states.
Captain America actually resembles the Puerto Rican flag more than the American flag
You know I wouldn’t be against US getting a monopoly on one thing - stupidity
jokes on you
we already have that monopoly

excuse me. none of those show the fifty nifty united states from thirteen original colonies

Sadly no
so true bestie
sell some guns on the south side
just get a fake id and don’t get caught. duh
no cops on the south side. just don’t get shot while trying to sell 
have a nice day brothers
You too Bac
Mmmmmm
A lil bit of baking 

same

@pulsar trail @shell sparrow


I want

she just takes it

eat it
hope you've been well king ❤️
I don't hope you've been well.
||I hope you've been great.||
🫂
It’s been good!
I been bored of almost all games so I’m peaking to see how wow is currently
I saw the new expansion announcement

it’s lying face down in a ditch saturday!!! my favourite day of the week!!
@hardy bronze @elder patrol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wof0xPUmW38
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@tame swan 
@sharp ferry @modest lion https://lichess.org/Vlns3BhQ
at least I am back to 1.9k
holy I am bad at this game
Guy bro. Seek therapy
This isn't healthy brother

I've been to many therapists
I go to the same one sometimes
I usually give them a few chances but usually they aren't very helpful
can be hit and miss, guess I hit
Yeah when they work they work
!vibecheck
254: On the come up I see you. 
I do think its funny people treat therapy like its a pokemon center though
!vibecheck
253: On the come up I see you. 
its def not that
If you refuse to get into the ball, no one's going to be able to help you.
Doo doo dee doo dooooo
Gg full hp revived from faint

nurse joy can get it though

You try enough balls and none of em work its a bit annoying
Trying is a lot of effort and energy I'm running out of
not that thats a bad thing
Secondary problem
ye
damn this treasure is mid

could these ancient bitches not get more treasure?
I will tell you what's the best thing in poe
opening friend's list and seeing @pulsar trail and @gaunt cipher online
that's how wow made its money
and also eliminate the krangle

big D energy

!vibecheck
357: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
AVR was fun in wotlk
banned
delve league was bis
kill pvp
oh no they still care about pvp

delve in to these nuts

well,nut
omw

Delve would be cool if it had actual currency in it






















