off-topic

[glad panther]

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/receipts-salty-gif-5938020

[edgy lion]

[plucky wigeon]

So you are east Coast?

[glad panther]

What if that’s what she wanted the whole time

[plucky wigeon]

With 6 hours difference to Europa?

[glad panther]

Yea est

[plucky wigeon]

Am i getting this right

[elder patrol]

!pf boat

[hollow raven]

Omaneebel - PokéFusion:

#138 - Omanyte

#71 - Victreebel

[flat scaffold]

Its 2:30 here

[glad panther]

EU prime time

[hasty nova]

6hr

[plucky wigeon]

Pm?

[flat scaffold]

Mid Day yep

[edgy lion]

💀 So i did some testing boys... i found out i get better ping on Eu wow then na

💀

Gona blow my brains out

[plucky wigeon]

You and i are in the same time zone

[hasty nova]

It's either five or six depending on daylight savings and whether or not where you're looking at and where you're from practices that bullshit, 6 hours is a safe assumption

[flat scaffold]

Well i live in denmark

[elder patrol]

what kinda ping porg?

[plucky wigeon]

Where are you hiding

Yeah ok

[edgy lion]

for eu? 80 -130

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-we-out-peace-out-disappear-gif-15464202

[edgy lion]

na is 90-170

i wanna die

[plucky wigeon]

Denmark and germany are literally the.same

So that explains it

[elder patrol]

[lilac heath]

Except one of them has azor

[edgy lion]

Some bullshit man... My own continent gives me worse ping

[flat scaffold]

And me

[lilac heath]

Germany 🔛 🔝

[elder patrol]

I got like 40ping

[edgy lion]

i mean im never gona see 40 ping were i am

lets be real

[plucky wigeon]

Are you african

[edgy lion]

No

i live in the middle of nowhere on a island

[lilac heath]

L

[plucky wigeon]

I mean

[edgy lion]

its ok i can start my EU wow account and get better ping AND better players

[plucky wigeon]

Isnt a contitent just a big fat island

[edgy lion]

no

Extremely no

xd

That said this island is bigger then the netherlands

so take it how you want

[plucky wigeon]

Yeah i know

[lilac heath]

When I was growing up I thought islands would just float on top of the water like a rubber ducky in a bathtub

[plucky wigeon]

Just shittalking

[remote surge]

[edgy lion]

understandable tbh

Only good thing about were i live is Hunting

Nothing like hunting Invasive moose

or clubing seals

[lilac heath]

Hunting koalas and kangaroos

[cyan oxide]

honestly same

[plucky wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/head-turn-koalas101-yes-huh-what-gif-18823789

[edgy lion]

We do have a island nearby though that is from africa

Just remembered that

[lilac heath]

I also thought that dogs and cats were the same breed, just male/female

Imagine my shock when someone told me their dog is female

I was FLOORED

[edgy lion]

Next your gona tell me you think Chocolate milk comes from brown cows

[plucky wigeon]

What

[edgy lion]

Whisypr had one hell of a child hood is what we learning

[hasty nova]

So you're going to tell me that all of the countries were all smashed together into one big island, and then ask me to believe that they just drifted apart from one another without floating? Bullshit.

[lilac heath]

Of course not, it comes from the black spots

[lilac heath]

See you get it

[edgy lion]

that said boys my New Seal fur gloves are on their way

[lyric spear]

real whispyr?

[lilac heath]

Fake

[lyric spear]

<- alice

[lilac heath]

Take your meds

Let me go

[lyric spear]

real

[shell sparrow]

Yeah, how is that possible if planet is only 2000 years old

[lyric spear]

no

they want to take away my friends

they want the voices to go away

I need them

[edgy lion]

dont start this arguement

Lorentz stop trying to watch the world burn

[lilac heath]

Idk an Alice

[lyric spear]

okay well i'll kill myself

my bad

solwynn

[shell sparrow]

Wdym try

[lilac heath]

Oh

That’s a name I know

[hasty nova]

WAVES MOVE THINGS FAST DUMMY? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FLOOD? WATER HAS A LOT OF POWER BEHIND IT.

[steel snow]

pretty rude

[lyric spear]

#1 exsanguinate fan

[shell sparrow]

World in ablaze for how many years I have been on this rock

[lyric spear]

tisu ❤️

[lilac heath]

Takes one to know one

[shell sparrow]

I actually haven’t seen a flood

[hasty nova]

Like not even recorded footage?

[edgy lion]

Floods are... not fun

[hasty nova]

The Japanese tsunami from like a decade ago was pretty well recorded and extraordinary.

[shell sparrow]

That I’ve seen but not first hand experience if that’s the correct term

[hasty nova]

Ah

Fuck being in floods.

[steel snow]

never said im nice, but u should be

[edgy lion]

I feel like disasters you gota see first hand to truly get a grip on how bad it is

[steel snow]

mr shadow

[edgy lion]

??? they are suppose to be mean

Wtf you on

Xd

No shadow is nice

[plucky wigeon]

Mr shadow destroyed someone here

[steel snow]

no they are supposed to disappear for months

and never talk

[edgy lion]

OOOF

[hasty nova]

Usually I'd say the same, but how many times do you need to see a tornado pull a town out of the ground before you realize there's some real fucking danger there?

[shell sparrow]

I am saying you are nice

[plucky wigeon]

He straight up stabbed that man

[lilac heath]

Deadly poison + kingsbane + exsanguinate + cringe

[ashen ravine]

one day the US gets pushed next to France and the wall building legacy returns

[edgy lion]

When i saw everything in my yard go airborne

[steel snow]

what are u even saying at this point

[lilac heath]

Words

[hasty nova]

I'd rather go the other way and have America slam into Asia

If I could expand the distance between me and France by like 4x, that would be wonderful

[ashen ravine]

yamete?

[shell sparrow]

I don’t think Asia would like that

[edgy lion]

What about quebec?

i want em gone too

they think themselfs more french than france

[shell sparrow]

Imo America should be where is it

[hasty nova]

We can leave them with the fucking ice flows that they're attached to

[edgy lion]

yo

no cool

[shell sparrow]

Isolated from reasonable humans

[edgy lion]

I dont want to stay with quebec

[hasty nova]

Yeah France look real reasonable recently

[shell sparrow]

I’d take France over daily school shootings

[plucky wigeon]

Fucking porgish is greenland resider

[edgy lion]

no

Close though

[hasty nova]

But that's only like once a week

[shell sparrow]

Also France has @torn mural

[plucky wigeon]

There is only Alaska left

[edgy lion]

careful. quebec went full on supporting a terrorist organization

back in the day

[hasty nova]

The other shootings are daily though

[shell sparrow]

That’s like MASSIVE bonus

[edgy lion]

im not american

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/lewd-ahegao-intensifies-gif-17362156

US-kun what are you doing?

[hasty nova]

INJECTING MY CULTURE, AGAIN.

[ashen ravine]

X-D

[edgy lion]

your starting to sound like quebec

[cyan oxide]

ok now this is just some serious med need

[shell sparrow]

I don’t know what’s that supposed to mean

[edgy lion]

French are unpredictable

they might be clean now. but say you slap the usa next to them they might pick up some of them bad apple habits

[hasty nova]

Plus I'm much more worried about the bankers ruining people's lives than anyone with a gun.

[edgy lion]

Quebec sure as hell did

[umbral whale]

What the fuck is porg cookin

[edgy lion]

Super meth

[plucky wigeon]

Im really Bad at geology

I have no clue whats left porgish

[lilac heath]

The only meds I need are latina taco in my mouth

[edgy lion]

Im not american. Im not from alaska. Im on the east coast. my curret time is 10:15am

go ham

[plucky wigeon]

You mean Taco as food right?

[lilac heath]

Yes

[edgy lion]

also dont you have work or some shit?

What is the thrill for taco bell?

[plucky wigeon]

Island

[umbral whale]

It's Saturday?

[edgy lion]

people work today

ow your the goverment

nvm

[hasty nova]

You're a wage slave?

[umbral whale]

Yeah broke as mfs

I've been on vacation for 2 weeks

[edgy lion]

yes

[hasty nova]

Auyy

[edgy lion]

@umbral whale my cousin from the native reserve in ontario just sent me a picture and its gota be the most guns ive ever seen in one place

[umbral whale]

[hasty nova]

GUYS

PEOPLE ARE LEARNING TERMS IN SCHOOLS
https://twitter.com/Urqhuart6/status/1679914168634179665?s=20

Louise (@Urqhuart6)

I wasn't made aware that my 10 year old would be learning about this at school. I would have liked the opportunity to be able to discuss it with him, to answer questions.

What are we doing to our children? @miriam_cates
@AllisonPearson

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GUYS, That kid's handwriting is terrible.

[edgy lion]

looks better then mine

and im a adult

"adult"

[unreal quiver]

writing cursive as a kid is hard

dont judge

[edgy lion]

Man i cant Write period

[plucky wigeon]

Newfundland?

[edgy lion]

[umbral whale]

Bro no one has good handwriting anymore

[plucky wigeon]

Isnt that canadian

[edgy lion]

yes

[plucky wigeon]

You Confuse me

[umbral whale]

It's not a needed skill

[cyan oxide]

government doesn't even work on weekdays

[edgy lion]

how

[cyan oxide]

you think they work weekends?

[edgy lion]

true

[umbral whale]

Contact center does

[hasty nova]

IT'S 2023, BECAUSE IT'S CURSIVE I ASSUME THE MOTHER WROTE IT AND BECAUSE SHE SHIT AT WRITING IT LOOKS LIKE HER 10-YEAR-OLD WROTE IT

[umbral whale]

If their shift is tues-sat

[cyan oxide]

contact your mouth on my cock

[unreal quiver]

D:

[plucky wigeon]

You sounded like you dont live in canada

[cyan oxide]

how about that

[edgy lion]

Club seals

Pretty sure my country and norway are only two that do that on the planet

[umbral whale]

Who cares mize

[edgy lion]

mayby russia

[umbral whale]

This isn't 1895

We aint writing letters

[edgy lion]

yes it is

[umbral whale]

I have been told I have a doctor's handwriting IE it's shit

[hasty nova]

Then why in the world are people being taught cursive?

[unreal quiver]

@cyan oxide i need vibes

come vibe

[umbral whale]

I have no idea

It's fucking stupid and they should remove it from the curriculum of all schools

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[umbral whale]

It's 2023 we use computers not writing love letters to our Victorian Era mistress

[spare drift]

yeah, remove maths too because you use your phone for everything

[umbral whale]

Thats not the same and fuck off with your false equivalency

[spare drift]

fuck off with your dogshit NA takes

you illiterate cunt

[umbral whale]

This isn't a doghsit take

[edgy lion]

Chill boys

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Raidra - PokéFusion:

#26 - Raichu

#117 - Seadra

[umbral whale]

Schoolboards are rightly removing cursive

[sharp ferry]

Idk I like cursive

Here's my perverted cursive

[edgy lion]

[spare drift]

better include something useful like hiding from shooters

[edgy lion]

looks nice

[edgy lion]

??? is that really all you got to clap back

or

[sharp ferry]

Grizz man come on

[edgy lion]

you gona give a actual arguement

[sharp ferry]

Let's argue like an adult

[edgy lion]

We dont do that here

Come on

[unreal quiver]

i mean we do it sometimes

[spare drift]

writing bad

[edgy lion]

Really though?

[spare drift]

what argument is that

[hasty nova]

[edgy lion]

He was talking about cursive

[umbral whale]

You don't need cursive to write you monkey

[edgy lion]

and yea ill agree. its not useful

[umbral whale]

[hasty nova]

Fucking dunce.

[edgy lion]

for the majority of population

[sharp ferry]

Please stop insulting eachother :/

[lilac heath]

[edgy lion]

writing itself still has uses

[unreal quiver]

[umbral whale]

[daring mauve]

Fun Ronk fact to distract from whatever the fuck is going on

[unreal quiver]

@cyan oxide i see this tactical afk

i will not forget this

[daring mauve]

I had to get a tutor to help me write because I was struggling to learn how to as a child

[lilac heath]

If you guys can’t along then you don’t need to engage with each other. You get to choose whether it’s your own free will or my free will

[umbral whale]

[sharp ferry]

That is fun, thank you Bonk

[unreal quiver]

can we bring !mr back to off topic please xoxo

[hasty nova]

Better now?

[sinful terrace]

Are you a Kia boy or a Mazda mommy

[lilac heath]

No

[spare drift]

[unreal quiver]

thank u xoxo

[daring mauve]

Yeah I can do it now

Still quite slow tho

[hasty nova]

Mmm

[edgy lion]

My school gave up and gave me a laptop

[spare drift]

do I go sunbathing

[edgy lion]

Depends

You pasty white?

[hasty nova]

I don't see why not
...

[spare drift]

possibly

[edgy lion]

Use sun screen

[shell sparrow]

Hm?

[elder patrol]

go for a boat ride completly naked,fast tan or cancer

[sharp ferry]

pen video

[spare drift]

im just bored as fuck

[elder patrol]

nice writing

[unreal quiver]

speedfun?

[sharp ferry]

[edgy lion]

You guys seal at all?

[sharp ferry]

Thank you

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/tink-writing-cursive-bad-word-gif-12897718

[elder patrol]

sure

[shell sparrow]

Seal?

[edgy lion]

I was saying maybe russia also dos sealing

[unreal quiver]

i just realised i misspelled it

[edgy lion]

Hunt them

It's called sealing

[daring mauve]

You got one of dem nice pens

[edgy lion]

For pelts and meat

[daring mauve]

My brother got one for his 18th

[sharp ferry]

Ye I collect

[edgy lion]

I know canada and Norway still do. Was unsure about russia

[elder patrol]

I got nice writing if I try

[shell sparrow]

Not that I am aware of, but I didn’t live in the northern regions

[unreal quiver]

i hate that they broke m+ i feel so bored now

[sharp ferry]

That's a Montblanc Meisterstück 146 Platinum

[shell sparrow]

Maybe

[sharp ferry]

[elder patrol]

time to game something else

[unreal quiver]

i cant think of anything else that hits the spot

[elder patrol]

fair

[glad panther]

Aren’t you third best hpala

It’s time for 3700io

[unreal quiver]

bruh i was rank 18 in the world pre reset

im now rank 60

[gaunt cipher]

[glad panther]

Find yourself a magic dragon

[unreal quiver]

because of aug + guardian + mage

[gaunt cipher]

we do a little bit of

AUGMENTING

[unreal quiver]

but its so boring

[umbral whale]

those are nice pens actually

[unreal quiver]

my mana doesnt drop below 90%

i dont have to heal anything

[elder patrol]

Ahri the pen collector title

[glad panther]

Class is a mistake lol

[sharp ferry]

Ye that's $6500 on a table

[unreal quiver]

they straight up broke m+

[umbral whale]

[sharp ferry]

[hasty nova]

[umbral whale]

holy shit

[unreal quiver]

the guy that was 3rd on my realm overtook me by earning over 100 points in 2 days

[umbral whale]

$6500

[glad panther]

How do you beat a 2 min buff class paired with two minute classes that both get pi

[elder patrol]

what they break in m+?

[glad panther]

It’s busted

[sharp ferry]

The blue one is inlaid with lapis lazuli and trimmed in Platinum

[spare drift]

I like the idea of support specs, they just need some time to balance I guess

[daring mauve]

I like the blue one

The blue one is sick

[unreal quiver]

the design of this spec is inherently unbalanceable

its either broken or useless

[umbral whale]

yeah it's a beautiful pen

[elder patrol]

oh aug voker

[unreal quiver]

and people knew this before it was released

[spare drift]

yeah idk what they do I just like the concept of a support class

[sharp ferry]

https://www.montblanc.com/en-us/fountain-pens_cod22527730565448130.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwh8mlBhB_EiwAsztdBAQRg4ez-knB7QOJt4pEjdcRTPGS3YRAhf1srDokgxxwdlq1niXS-BoC3HcQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Was my engagement gift

[unreal quiver]

to make things even worse it was bugged the first 2 days of release

the shield it gives every 2 mins wasnt supposed to be uncapped

[glad panther]

Ban it in keys

[unreal quiver]

but it was

[elder patrol]

cool pen but wouldnt buy

[unreal quiver]

so people were gaining 1.2m hp shields

[sharp ferry]

I didnt buy it was a gift

[unreal quiver]

and just running into these massive pulls

[elder patrol]

ye I saw hehe

[sharp ferry]

Hehehe :3

[hasty nova]

[sharp ferry]

Signed my marriage license and mortgage with that bad boy.

[elder patrol]

solid

[sharp ferry]

My cat looks like 3 balls of playdough

Pushed together

[gaunt cipher]

cat is going full

on shoes

[unreal quiver]

hpal with the rework is a lot of fun also

[glad panther]

Feral animal right there

[unreal quiver]

but you dont do anything so whats the point

[edgy lion]

Paladin in general is a lot of fun this xpac

[elder patrol]

oh shit searched shoe in emotes and I got a shoebill emote

[sinful terrace]

Tortie

[elder patrol]

[glad panther]

You should try standing in the middle during amalg my guilds hpal had fun with that

[edgy lion]

And prot paladin always been captain america so

[unreal quiver]

bro my guilds hpal is losing his mind over how broken it is in raid

[glad panther]

It’s broken but what is there to heal

[unreal quiver]

just run less healers

[glad panther]

3heal sark should be ezpz with an aug

[elder patrol]

they got nice utility dont they?

[glad panther]

Hpal double priest or Hpal priest x

[nova obsidian]

Yes, its limited to 5 people though, so like zephyr

So not amazing bonkers in raids

[elder patrol]

oke,havent looked at much wow stuff recently. I just play the game sometimes

[hasty nova]

https://youtu.be/tMEWY4ZszUs

[nova obsidian]

Their wall also gives 4 other people a rally, which is pretty good since their wall has 90s cd and 2 charges

[elder patrol]

damn

[torn mural]

[nova obsidian]

And it gets completely reset by the holy priest stuff since its a personal

[elder patrol]

I havent finished the new dungeon either yet

[sharp ferry]

Gm Dadsen

Hope you're having an immaculate Saturday

[elder patrol]

had my 1 poke bowl today,was real nice

[torn mural]

henloo

thanks you too Ahri

[gaunt cipher]

@unreal quiver its fine hopefully they give appropriate title for 'r1' m+ called augmented or sth like that

[unreal quiver]

[gaunt cipher]

they arent even nerfing them yet

[unreal quiver]

bro

they shouldve done a fucking

rollback

on thursday

[edgy lion]

Na had playtest hours already I can't do ot again dammit

[hasty nova]

https://youtu.be/Ve2aib93Cs8

[edgy lion]

I don't want to bug test more

[gaunt cipher]

i believe

looks like noone wants to play with no augmentation now

[elder patrol]

these AI covers are crazy

[gaunt cipher]

think its most absurd ever

[unreal quiver]

bro i join a 26 key

and this mfer augmentation evoker joins

with 3k score

hes 300 score under the average for that key level

[gaunt cipher]

well huge demand for them

[edgy lion]

Did he grief you

[gaunt cipher]

i cant get invited to 24

my friend with 2500 alt gets invited to 24

and it looks like he's doing +12

[unreal quiver]

the spec is like 3 buttons bro

id be surprised

[edgy lion]

Yea thata never stopped dh

From griefing

[gaunt cipher]

ye but thing of augmentation is

it makes you impossible to die

as a grp

[edgy lion]

Ahh

[unreal quiver]

i did play with one yesterday

who sucked giga dick

we checked the logs from the run

[edgy lion]

I just been living in the trenches as breath frost dk

[unreal quiver]

he just didnt press buttons

like thats all you have to do and he didnt do it

[gaunt cipher]

ye aug is just most absurd thing they ever released for m+ i think

[edgy lion]

I miss the days of maw of soul perma breath uptime

[unreal quiver]

sebek

wanna do a key

[umbral whale]

I was gonna go salsa dancing tonight but like

I cba I think

its just gonna be old fucking people

[gaunt cipher]

ye can do

sec gonna log

[edgy lion]

we gona get a stream of this

?

[unreal quiver]

we go RH voice? 👀

[gaunt cipher]

sebek#2130 or sebekxd-kazzak

logging

[edgy lion]

do it give the stream

[gaunt cipher]

i did my yearly twitch stream already

[unreal quiver]

i disc stream

[gaunt cipher]

im watching polish boomer

playing heroes 3

[elder patrol]

RH mechagon incident

[gaunt cipher]

on twitch.tv ofc

ok im on

[glad panther]

I’m cooking rn hear me out. When mage gets turbo shafted you play Aug spriest fdk. Fdk has 2 min breath and Aug allows for turbo pack size pulls

[unreal quiver]

it does not want to invite you

i guess i bnet you

[gaunt cipher]

are you

alliance

if alliance then yea wont invite

coz im horde

need to bnet then

Sebek#2130

[unreal quiver]

@gaunt cipher

[gaunt cipher]

capital s i guess, maybe important

[unreal quiver]

[gaunt cipher]

i mean just send boost

[unreal quiver]

600k cut

[gaunt cipher]

if you have opportunity ofc

[unreal quiver]

im sorry sebek

[gaunt cipher]

instead of boosting me for free

@modest lion https://www.twitch.tv/gluhammer

this could be you or me

but we play wow

[unreal quiver]

seb come hang out

[ashen ravine]

@hasty nova the term dietis not exclusively used for losing weight or? am I confusing it

when I say my daily diet consists of milk thats a normal use of it I think

[spare drift]

it is correct

[calm elbow]

[hasty nova]

https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA

[calm elbow]

WHY ARE THEY HOLDING IT WITH THEIR BARE HAND

[elder patrol]

yes

its like that person who picked up that octupus that is super deadly

[hasty nova]

I would say that using the term diet would infer a schedule or set of nutritional guidelines that someone is trying to follow.

[umbral whale]

found a weird ass looking spider in my house and it ran into the walls

[hasty nova]

Eating your food at the same time everyday falls into that definition.

[shell sparrow]

sumo wrestlers follow a certain diet to gain weight

[umbral whale]

[shell sparrow]

for example

[elder patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emisZUHJAEA

[shell sparrow]

also people with too low weight get diets to gain weight

[hasty nova]

Yeah it's just any plan for nutrition really

[shell sparrow]

so diet doesn't auto-mean lose weight

[spare drift]

dont pick up bright coloured animals

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/somi-gif-20191047

@sinful terrace

[elder patrol]

Gonna pick up all nice colored frogs

[gaunt cipher]

[hasty nova]

The more colors the better

[shell sparrow]

and kiss them

[hasty nova]

Make sure to taste them

[elder patrol]

aye

[gaunt cipher]

[shell sparrow]

never know in what form princess is hiding

[hasty nova]

While you're out, just try to get bit by everything

[gaunt cipher]

my friend is in the spider breeding business if you could call it that way for like 20 years

and yea the shit ive heard

about people getting bitten/stung by some very bad spiders

[elder patrol]

spiders are freaky,fast and deadly

[gaunt cipher]

ye they are VERY fast

[spare drift]

8 legs = fast boi

[elder patrol]

spiders with their hydraulic legs

[umbral whale]

all the deadly ones are down south

im chillin here

[gaunt cipher]

that business is quite lucrative tho

its not that high maintenance for most of the spiders

[spare drift]

who buys spiders, for what purpose?

[gaunt cipher]

and you can sell them when they grow up or eggs

idk

[ashen ravine]

@shell sparrow@hasty nova okie thanks

[gaunt cipher]

but my friend was making good money on the side with them

[elder patrol]

jumping spiders best spiders

[spare drift]

idk maybe some lizards eat them but would somebody buy spiders to feed a lizard I dont think so

[gaunt cipher]

like you'd buy some young spiderlings for 1$ and grow them, feed them and sell for 200-500$ or more

[torn mural]

@elder patrol

[gaunt cipher]

but only females mattered i think

iirc

[ornate aspen]

https://www.sciencealert.com/images/2022-07/spiderrobot_2.gif

[elder patrol]

[torn mural]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-birds-mynah-capcut-zoom-gif-23327639

[sharp ferry]

That gif is so good

[shell sparrow]

what kind of bird tho?

[torn mural]

it's me

[shell sparrow]

penguing?

[sharp ferry]

LOL

[sinful terrace]

Angry bird

[torn mural]

pilgrim hawk

[unreal quiver]

@gaunt cipher @edgy lion @elder patrol the buyer is wearing sark cloak

in 26 fort

kill me

[edgy lion]

💀

gl

good fucking luck

[torn mural]

or Peregrine

[elder patrol]

[sharp ferry]

I need to replace my sark cape

[pulsar trail]

@shell sparrow @torn mural @gaunt cipher

[sharp ferry]

I want a sporecloak

[torn mural]

[gaunt cipher]

i googled that pharmaceutical companies might be interested

but other than that nothing of value

[shell sparrow]

[elder patrol]

gl on the fuckin pelters

[spare drift]

[sharp ferry]

I hope you have a great weekend

[gaunt cipher]

[gaunt cipher]

[spare drift]

did you say the cut was 600k?

[pulsar trail]

!pf me and @elder patrol

[hollow raven]

Pidfing - PokéFusion:

#16 - Pidgey

#109 - Koffing

[elder patrol]

wonder what kinda dmg a raged pelter does on a 26

[pulsar trail]

[sinful terrace]

Ramlu is koffing, sus

[elder patrol]

!pf oxi and me

[hollow raven]

Kabtch’d - PokéFusion:

#140 - Kabuto

#83 - Farfetch’d

[gaunt cipher]

answer to your question @elder patrol is YES

[elder patrol]

oke

[cyan oxide]

how do you even boost 26s

[shell sparrow]

is that pidgeon after smoking for 25 years?

[gaunt cipher]

guy plays and is with you on voice

but you kinda micromanage him

[pulsar trail]

Ramlu and I have an interesting friendship

So yes

[gaunt cipher]

but yea cant be afk and cant grief

[elder patrol]

havent smoked in ages

[cyan oxide]

so they need a brain

like

[pulsar trail]

I’ll grief whatever I want

[cyan oxide]

if they can play 26s why the fuck they buying boosts

[pulsar trail]

Like I’ll grief myself

By logging into wow

[pulsar trail]

Cause finding a team is hard and finding a competent pug to do a 26 is even harder

[warped wedge]

they cant lul

[spare drift]

yeah but 2.4m for 1 dungeon run? does not seem worth it

[pulsar trail]

@warped wedge I got tricked into a key last night and they lied to me and I got IO

What do I do

[warped wedge]

what level was it

[elder patrol]

I could never spend 2m on 1 run, I like being close to 10m gold

[warped wedge]

if its 22 or below ill forgive you

[pulsar trail]

It was 22

I was expecting a 17

[warped wedge]

you scrape by barely consider yourself lucky!!

[cyan oxide]

[pulsar trail]

I told them to never trick me like that again

[cyan oxide]

22, 17, same thing

[pulsar trail]

They’re getting me dangerously close to 2800 io

[cyan oxide]

all keys below 25 taste the same

[pulsar trail]

Like hot sweat and regret?

[cyan oxide]

yeah but also with a touch of tism

[warped wedge]

20s week 2 probably were harder than 22-23 right now (im guessing)

[elder patrol]

im huge, 2688 rio

[pulsar trail]

With augvoker existing definitely

[cyan oxide]

when are they deleting augvoker

[pulsar trail]

It was a smooth +2

Wild

Scuffed ass comp too

Rogue boomkin lol

[cyan oxide]

isn't boomy kinda nutty?

[pulsar trail]

Not as nutty as mage or spriest

But yea they’re solid

[cyan oxide]

so you play mage,spriest, aug and just freelo?

[pulsar trail]

Until reset ye

[cyan oxide]

dh tank, augvoker, mage, spriest, hpal(?)

[pulsar trail]

Bear tank

[warped wedge]

bear

[cyan oxide]

bear?

[pulsar trail]

Yes

[cyan oxide]

[warped wedge]

:3 rawr

[pulsar trail]

Bear is fucking insane rn

[cyan oxide]

what they do

damoog?

[glad panther]

Everything

[pulsar trail]

And healing

Lmao

[glad panther]

And vers buff

[pulsar trail]

You know how they were mad prot pally could just giga heal everyone,

[cyan oxide]

yes

[pulsar trail]

So they broke up their group healing into 3 talents?

Bear gets that in 1 talent lmao

[cyan oxide]

but is bear still just trash + iron fur spam?

[elder patrol]

prot pally just interr stuff randomly also dont they?

[warped wedge]

basically minalba, rogue is closer to bear in st than to warlock,mage,udk

[cyan oxide]

yes

[warped wedge]

they do the pump

[cyan oxide]

[pulsar trail]

Prot pally could do similar damage but tbh dropping sentinel on high keys is spooky as fuck

[glad panther]

They press raze for giga shield I believe

[pulsar trail]

Like even on 20s/21s it’s spooky

[warped wedge]

r1 bear on magmorax is 110k

lmaoooooooo

[pulsar trail]

Idk if the spec would be playable without sentinel on high keys

[warped wedge]

r1 rogue is 135

[pulsar trail]

Legit just floor pov

How much healing did that bear do on top of their 110?

[elder patrol]

!pf the bear

[hollow raven]

Magishrew - PokéFusion:

#129 - Magikarp

#27 - Sandshrew

[shell sparrow]

@pulsar trail I want poe

gief poe

[pulsar trail]

Log in

Right meow

[spare drift]

you have to wait a little, build up the excitement

[shell sparrow]

what a little

I haven't played in like 2 months

it feels like 2 months at least

I corrupted mb at 28th of May

[cyan oxide]

bro what

[shell sparrow]

it's 1.5 months

[cyan oxide]

how is a tank doing that much damage

[shell sparrow]

[cyan oxide]

[spare drift]

doesnt feel that long

[shell sparrow]

that's 31st of May

[cyan oxide]

wtb new league

[spare drift]

I can read cyrillic 👍

[elder patrol]

now read runes

[worldly hearth]

it says "Last Played" at the top

[shell sparrow]

technically it says "last launched"

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/07/15/b977083b55344978.mp4

XXXXXDDDDDD

[timber thunder]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Vengeance Demon Hunter.

[timber thunder]

[worldly hearth]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Destruction Warlock.

[worldly hearth]

uh oh

[edgy lion]

!newmain not a healer moroes

[hollow raven]

New main: Restoration Shaman.

[edgy lion]

💀

[worldly hearth]

[elder patrol]

!newmain me next expansion

[hollow raven]

New main: Windwalker Monk.

[elder patrol]

idk

[unreal quiver]

his damage wasnt too bad tbh

but boomie is boomie

@gaunt cipher we go?

[timber thunder]

Legs Warrior sounds decent

[shell sparrow]

@sharp ferry @lilac heath https://lichess.org/9suKNNgi

[modest lion]

[pulsar trail]

Apollo???

[lilac heath]

[torn mural]

idk maybe

[pulsar trail]

@elder patrol

[elder patrol]

the cool bird

[ashen ravine]

meanwhile in louisiana https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/07/15/2b704169847cf5ff.mp4

[pulsar trail]

No u

[sharp ferry]

My man got smoked

Well played

[pulsar trail]

@shell sparrow @gaunt cipher @torn mural

[chrome cave]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Discipline Priest.

[torn mural]

yeh it's def him lmao

succ?

[torn mural]

[cyan oxide]

show details and block their name

[shell sparrow]

[gaunt cipher]

sorry wasnt at pc

but can do if still up

[modest lion]

[ripe wasp]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Arcane Mage.

[gaunt cipher]

[ripe wasp]

!vibes

[pulsar trail]

@torn mural

[ripe wasp]

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/06/22/0d995cac02ec3bb0.mp4

[cyan oxide]

how do I become his friend

[ashen ravine]

@cedar nest

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2023/07/15/0ea811a6f50ce337.jpg

[cyan oxide]

is that ele or enh

[unreal quiver]

enha ofc

[stone swan]

Sheeeesh

[cyan oxide]

can you play Aug evoker no healer comps?

[unreal quiver]

nah

unfortch not

[cyan oxide]

like bear, spriest, boomy, mage, Aug?

[unreal quiver]

they nerfed offhealing from enha and spriest

[cyan oxide]

I see

f

[unreal quiver]

but the hps requirement with spriest aug and guardian drops anywhere from like

20k-50k

its ridiculous

[stone swan]

Wouldn’t aug just pop tf off with dh too

Vengeance

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @pulsar trail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG4STGuCKk4

[edgy lion]

accurate

[modest lion]

[unreal quiver]

its not bad because it helps keep him alive

but guardian does about the same damage and tonnes of offhealing

and is stupid tanky

so its probably more valuable even with the 5% magic buff

[torn mural]

[steel snow]

unlike u who is only stupid

hihihi

[torn mural]

where did you find this footage of me

[unreal quiver]

[shell sparrow]

hard to get a snapchat from a girl while not using snapchat

[steel snow]

stop posting selfies of u rn

[unreal quiver]

why u think im ugly so bad hm

[gaunt cipher]

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion have you watched quiet place?

[serene crescent]

@glass trail https://open.spotify.com/track/6K2DY6xdCW3n1ayxuQCdfO?si=2BVGLQkRQpmSnSOpnmfvZA

[pulsar trail]

Can you two make out already or something

[elder patrol]

tisu bottom

[spare drift]

[glass trail]

I assume you've heard this https://open.spotify.com/track/7Btth4NK0ICZC9DjYZPxgg?si=44b94ab0b4d14b3b since last week ye?

been blasting it

[serene crescent]

Ya it's real good

[cyan oxide]

you gotta listen to kierons set when gymmin

goes hard

[serene crescent]

[glass trail]

ngl my jim music is either uk drill where they scream about when where and who they murdered, high bpm or some angry russian screech-rapping in my ears

everything else is chill warmup tunes

[cyan oxide]

I hit legs today with swans/kendrick/pusha t/radiohead

was goos

good

[glass trail]

ye idk brother that music is way too chill

I want to overload my head when I jimothy

[cyan oxide]

I'll over load you when you give me head you feel me?

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-gif-26307682

[glass trail]

I did actually have 1 session with superheaven/deftones kinda vibes

[daring mauve]

I’ve just been listening to BMTH

[modest lion]

i did not

[spare drift]

I listen to daily mix because im lazy like that

for the last week or so ive been going back to some old in flames and soilwork albums

[glass trail]

Never got into them

[daring mauve]

I had heard them before but only really started listening recently

[spare drift]

I wouldnt really skip anything here

just what spotify cooks for me

[glass trail]

yeah I've recently been getting into a new genre of hardstyle so

I'm actually fully starting to enjoy what most people legit just consider noise at this point

Anything and everything fo sensory overload

[pulsar trail]

why don't you drill this dick in your mouth

[umbral whale]

I'm in a down ass mood today

[glass trail]

Pray you feel better tomorrow king

[pulsar trail]

[glass trail]

Literally first thing you say to me you unhinged fuck

[glass trail]

Feel better king

[pulsar trail]

it's all the sexual tension from our tiktok dms spilling over into discord

[spare drift]

write a letter in cursive

[umbral whale]

Nothing will make me feel better I have a void in my soul emotionally

[pulsar trail]

lol

[umbral whale]

Write me a letter about these nuts

[raw python]

!pf another day

[hollow raven]

Tangowak - PokéFusion:

#114 - Tangela

#105 - Marowak

[umbral whale]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-wiggle-nuts-balls-gif-8085185

[glass trail]

It's nice though, you just respond with other videos

[spare drift]

sheesh

[glass trail]

@cyan oxide tells me to do bad things to myself

[pulsar trail]

this is why we're besties

[umbral whale]

@pulsar trail listening to my landlord's meeting about lawyers killing themselves

[glass trail]

[pulsar trail]

your landlord has a meeting about lawyers killing themselves?

[cyan oxide]

bark for the muscle mommies

[pulsar trail]

sounds like a weird meeting

[umbral whale]

My landlord IS a lawyer

[pulsar trail]

still sounds like a weird meeting

[umbral whale]

I'm just outside the window is open

[glass trail]

I do enjoy kekw'ing sewerslide myself myes

[umbral whale]

Is this english

[cyan oxide]

yes

[glass trail]

Get with the times old man

[umbral whale]

Buddy just said DONT DARE THEM TO DO IT

[cyan oxide]

you're just old

[umbral whale]

What the fuck am I listening to

[glass trail]

Minalba 🤝

[spare drift]

dont listen in

[umbral whale]

I can't help it I'm sitting under the window

I should text him.and tell him.to.put headphones in.

[pulsar trail]

why are you sitting under his window

that's fucking weird

[glass trail]

+1

[hasty nova]

Lol

[umbral whale]

That's just where my chair was

It wasn't on purpose

[glass trail]

move your chair bro

[umbral whale]

No I'm in the shade

[spare drift]

trying to evesdrop whether he is fucking with his gf

[pulsar trail]

yikes

[glass trail]

There's more than 1 place that has shade

I bet

[umbral whale]

I'm comfy now

Just put bloody headphones on

[glass trail]

[elder patrol]

anything happening in stockholm zine?

[umbral whale]

Like I do training on this shit at work

[pulsar trail]

true, super selfish of him to assume one of his tenant's isn't posted up underneath his window

[umbral whale]

He should know better

One of his tenants

I'm his only tenant

[glass trail]

For me? Tons because all the homies are back from exchange terms that they had this spring. In general though? City is dead af bec it's july and everyone's out at their country houses

[pulsar trail]

you didn't specify how many units were for rent

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-headphones-personabeys-personabey-gif-25244099

[pulsar trail]

but what's weird

is you're sitting under his window

[glass trail]

Blessed time of year when city is empty af compared to usual

[pulsar trail]

and bitching about how he should put in headphones

[umbral whale]

Yes

I work with extremely sensitive confidential information

[pulsar trail]

this is literally you rn

[umbral whale]

I never have meetings

Without headphones on

[elder patrol]

aye summer houses be populated, was boating and saw tones of people

[umbral whale]

He's a lawyer. He should know better.

[hasty nova]

Why?

[glass trail]

Ye in july stockholm exchanges people who actually live here for finnish people who come over during summer

[umbral whale]

There I'll fucking move

You nerds

[elder patrol]

must be fun pubs

[hasty nova]

When you think you might be hearing confidential information just scream very loudly.

[umbral whale]

@pulsar trail anyways I figured you'd make a joke about lawyers committing self love

Since you talk about toaster baths all the time

[pulsar trail]

I don't find suicide statistics to be particularly funny

and my toaster bath jokes are in regard to wow

not my career

[umbral whale]

Oh

[glass trail]

ngl mostly like students at bars and then families who go to all the touristy things ngl

[elder patrol]

aight

[pulsar trail]

are you going to sveden ramlu?

try their kabob pizza

[elder patrol]

nah im working

[pulsar trail]

it looks good af

[glass trail]

It is funny though, when other nordic countries come to stockholm it's like imposs to tell they're not swedish until they start talking

I see them looking confused asf and then I realise they're speaking finnish and it all makes sense

[ornate iris]

Ye

Genetics change less than dialect ig

[elder patrol]

like I dont speak swedish swedish normally, its like regional dialect

[glass trail]

Ye I mean like

Pure looks wise

Practically imposs to diff between danes/swe/nor/fin

[ornate iris]

I swear finns always have big beards though

[pulsar trail]

@glass trail will you treat me to kebab pizza when I come to sweden

[elder patrol]

mine is short and thick

[glass trail]

[elder patrol]

beard that is

[glass trail]

Mine makes me banned from going within 500m of any daycare

[pulsar trail]

bro this looks absolute banger, why do people try to make fun of swedes for this

[glass trail]

[ornate iris]

Just how i like my men

[glass trail]

idk because cultural appropriation or something fuck if I know

[hasty nova]

Because they have literally no concept of flavor profiles outside of salt and fat.

[spare drift]

pizza is the best

[pulsar trail]

do americans?

[ornate iris]

Its better than dutch food at least

[pulsar trail]

we invented this monstrosity, I don't think we have any room to make fun of other people

[hasty nova]

We have a flavor profile reminiscent of McDonald's

[ornate iris]

Our cuisine is the worst shit ever

Like

[hasty nova]

I'm more talking on the ignorance, the extreme ignorance, of not understanding that certain flavors go well with other flavors and that maybe you should try something before saying that banana on pizza is an abomination

[ornate iris]

In every other country you have local kitchen restaurants, and a good amount of them

[hasty nova]

But we also got stuck on pineapple on pizza for like 20 years there so...

[glass trail]

Actually have no clue what dutch food is, outside of choccy sprinkles on toast

[pulsar trail]

I mean we put pineapple on pizza

[ornate iris]

Netherlands that amount is nearly zero

[pulsar trail]

[elder patrol]

wonder if zine could understand me if I talked in full dialect

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[ornate iris]

You take random vegetables and mash them

[hasty nova]

Not only do Americans put pineapple on pizza, it's extremely common

[glass trail]

What spoke swedish in fin dialect?

[umbral whale]

You're vile

[pulsar trail]

sounds like a good time wdym

[hasty nova]

So when a bunch of fucking Americans are proclaiming that to be some sort of sacrilege...

[glass trail]

??????

[brazen eagle]

is that a burger out of fried chicken?

[umbral whale]

Why even say that

It's disgusting

[glass trail]

I said dutch food brother I aint dutch

[elder patrol]

close to vasa but more north

[pulsar trail]

that is a bacon sandwich made out of fried chicken

[spare drift]

we have milk derivative stuff here, and potatoes I guess

[glass trail]

Blame the dutchies for that

[pulsar trail]

because we don't have enough congestive heart failure in the US

[umbral whale]

I'm gonna be so sunbrunt

[pulsar trail]

apparently

[hasty nova]

Ironically the grilled version of that might be the healthiest thing KFC sells

Especially if you have problems with bread

[pulsar trail]

probably th e best tasting thing they make too

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[pulsar trail]

I remember having kfc as a kid once

and I thought it was good

[hasty nova]

NOW THAT THEY TOOK THE POTATO WEDGES OFF THE FUCKING MENU

[pulsar trail]

then I tried it as an adult

[ornate iris]

Imagine being lactose intolerant

[glass trail]

Probably? I'm quite used to the fin swe accent since my swe grandparents were swe/fins or actual fins who moved over to swe after a while

[pulsar trail]

and bruh

[ornate iris]

Just tolerate it

[pulsar trail]

it's SO trash

[hasty nova]

It's gotten a lot worse

[pulsar trail]

wait what

the wedges were the only good thing at KFC

[glass trail]

Thanks king will do that next time

[hasty nova]

They replaced them with french fries that are surprisingly not bad

[ornate iris]

Glad im helping towards a more tolerant society

[elder patrol]

some words ig

[pulsar trail]

I try