off-topic

[glad panther]

I wonder if that works on sark black hole

[cyan oxide]

Sark's hole

The sarkussy

[glad panther]

Minalba a scaley confirmed

[waxen latch]

i wanted to type that minalba

but decided not to

[cyan oxide]

Immune to damage

It's a 100% damage reduction

[sharp ferry]

Gm OT

[cyan oxide]

You still get cc'd and stuff

[shell sparrow]

never trust tooltips

rule #1

[waxen latch]

GM ahri, do you also want to work with Sarks Black Hole?

[timber thunder]

Ah, if you put it that way - yea

[cyan oxide]

It's not like cloaking and avoiding mechanics that stun/slow/whatever you

[glad panther]

Cloak is so op this tier

Let’s make every mechanic go through it

They would never do such a thing

[ashen ravine]

(:

[glad panther]

(Not actually complaining it’s just funny)

[shell sparrow]

funnier when seemingly similar spells pierce different parts of cloak

[ashen ravine]

Can evade argus scythes, cant evade sylvanas arrows

tested by zempai corporation

[umbral whale]

Maybe I should get twitter

Got to be a good place to get news

[timber thunder]

Bro

Maybe twitter should get you

[shell sparrow]

can immune and not spawn add on mannoroth, but if you take it into spel avoid debuff is applied and add spawns

[umbral whale]

Maybe I should get you

[shell sparrow]

[umbral whale]

[ashen ravine]

lol

[timber thunder]

Dew it

[umbral whale]

[glad panther]

Funnier when we can dodge a nelth wall exploding by looking at him and saying “dodge”

[shell sparrow]

you have to face, players cannot dodge from behind

but monsters can

[glad panther]

[umbral whale]

Bruh

[glad panther]

Bro why post that

Making all of ot hungry

[livid socket]

is that supposed to be breakfast?

[shell sparrow]

looks like meal for 3

[glad panther]

Hataro bulking meal

[umbral whale]

Yes lmao

[ashen ravine]

Why is there dessert with the main course

[livid socket]

yea but you wouldnt serve strawberries with yoghurt and oats for a lunch or dinner

[livid socket]

[umbral whale]

Eggs bene with hashbrowns yogurt and fruit

[timber thunder]

I would

[livid socket]

sounds a lot more healthy when you say it like that

[ashen ravine]

multo bene?

[livid socket]

molto

[ashen ravine]

Makes sense

Sounds good

[umbral whale]

I mean I probably won't eat again till this evening

[sharp ferry]

Ye

[cyan oxide]

North American small brekkie

[ashen ravine]

Its irrelevant how often you eat If you cover calories with the first meal

[livid socket]

more calories than an european party pizza

[umbral whale]

I hate ordering eggs bene

It always tastes worse than what I can make myself

[cyan oxide]

Why did you order

[umbral whale]

Just to try

[livid socket]

https://tenor.com/view/farcry3definitionofinsanityvaasop-gif-23374906

[ashen ravine]

Sounds like Restaurants using the cheapest pre fabricated hollandaise from the pack

[umbral whale]

Nah

Packaged hollandaise tastes better

[ashen ravine]

I would not have expected that elsewhere, for Europe its true aswell

lol

[sharp ferry]

My hollandaise is insane

[umbral whale]

So is mine

[sharp ferry]

I make the most goated eggs benny

[livid socket]

original hollandaise only comes from holland

[umbral whale]

It's just a massive pain to make

[sharp ferry]

I go there to make it.

[livid socket]

good

[ashen ravine]

@livid socket i loves the clip with the spiderman actor asking the Interviewer for original American food

[livid socket]

is tom holland not american?

[ashen ravine]

Is Brit No?

[livid socket]

no idea

[umbral whale]

I should've gotten an omellete

[livid socket]

dont think ive seen a movie with him

[umbral whale]

But the yogurt was good

[undone bone]

isnt buffalo american

[umbral whale]

LMAO

What is this goated emote

[wanton wadi]

He's a brit

[ashen ravine]

😂

[burnt dock]

Primordial american

Please

[wanton wadi]

People in England don't season their food

[livid socket]

i dont think hamburgers are from hamburg

idk i think its cringe to say america doesnt have good food/any food

[wanton wadi]

Think they are unironically

Or atleast the name was derived from there

[glad panther]

Barbecue = hamburgers

Give that man brisket

[wanton wadi]

[burnt dock]

The name was derived and their sausage thing but it's not really the same as a hamburger

[livid socket]

german wikipedia says the first "hamburger-esque" dish was from china

but english wikipedia doesnt say that

[wanton wadi]

TIL

Didn't know there were different Wikipedias

[ashen ravine]

just here to start a war

[wanton wadi]

Only the English one is important ofc

[wanton wadi]

Wtf

[burnt dock]

Why

[livid socket]

metttart

[wanton wadi]

Wouldn't even be bad if the meat was cooked

[remote surge]

[modest lion]

true

[wanton wadi]

Costco mincemeat size

[sharp ferry]

Are you ready for me to be r1 warrior on sark

:3

(Dies tn cope)

[undone bone]

yooo

that seems like something you would eat to do a stomach challenge

seems like mixed mince

[ashen ravine]

[undone bone]

if only it was not so krangled i would grow some shrooms

just have a log

and let it grow but it is not that easy

[spare drift]

actually french fries I think are from belguim

and they get triggered by the name french

[scenic blaze]

[undone bone]

like the colombian coffe that gets exported instead of drank in colombia kekw

or here in spain we have morocco oranges

[livid socket]

and vietnamese coffee is german

[wanton wadi]

Understandable

[timber thunder]

👉🍄

MUSHROOM!!

[wanton wadi]

Most of the "Mexican" food people eat actually isn't mexican

[livid socket]

german mexican food is the worst

wheat wrap, a bunch of iceberg lettuce, minced meat and maybe some onions and tomatoes

and creme fraiche

[undone bone]

i mean if getting good maize flour is as hard as it is in spain

no wonder

my mother always flames it up

when she wants to make solid tacos

[cyan oxide]

Despair

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-friends-bro-gif-25758618

[pulsar trail]

Isn’t this what we call sour cream?

[livid socket]

ye sorry

[sharp ferry]

I'm trying to like sour cream

[pulsar trail]

Y’all got American Mexican

[sharp ferry]

But the word sour gives me the ick

[livid socket]

i mean creme fraiche is not unmexican is it?

dont they call it creme fresco or smth

[pulsar trail]

It’s not

But I’ve had authentic tacos before and whatever regular Americans do ain’t it

[livid socket]

and german is even more unauthentic

[sharp ferry]

I've never had the chance to eat authentic mexican

[glad panther]

R1 small add padder

[pulsar trail]

Gotta get you an abuela from Mexico to make you some tacos

Sub meat for black or pinto beans

Get you some vegan cheese substitutes

Also vegan cheese low key slaps

[glad panther]

[pulsar trail]

It does

I wasn’t a believer until I tried it

[glad panther]

How does it cheese when it ain’t cheese from a real cheese

[pulsar trail]

Idk the voodoo behind it but it works

[undone bone]

well we've had worse things

like dragonfly heads

inside olives

[livid socket]

they milk almonds for it

from the almond titty

[pulsar trail]

Latin American food in general slaps

[undone bone]

almost succcc

[pulsar trail]

Brazilian food is also very very good

[undone bone]

there is a reason 70% of mexicans are overweight

[glad panther]

The Cuban food I can get at every corner in Miami

[pulsar trail]

Never had any other South American cuisine tho

[glad panther]

Or Haitian food

Lawd

[undone bone]

idk what peru food even is tbh

[pulsar trail]

Cubans use a lot a pork so I’ve never actually had it

[undone bone]

only know colombia and argentina kinda

[glad panther]

Thinking about it yea they do

[livid socket]

argentina is just steak, atleast from what restaurants in germany have you believe

[pulsar trail]

Yeah and actual Brazilian is a steak house where they bring you cuts of meat repeatedly and fried plantains according to the US

[glad panther]

Maybe you could have paella if they don’t use pork in it

Eleem typing

About to have a food hot take

[undone bone]

paella is spanish tho

and it is mostly seafood

[livid socket]

eleem "banana curry pizza is the peak of evolution"

[undone bone]

so i dont think he would have a problem

[glad panther]

Cubans have their own version

Not sure what’s different

[nova obsidian]

Iirc its not exactly the same, theres like 10 different dairy products like it that are very close but varies a little bit in texture/taste/how to make em based on what country they are from

[nova obsidian]

Bro

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/parrotlet-bird-parrot-sratch-scritch-gif-12978457

[undone bone]

maybe instead of seafood it has normal herbivores

[glad panther]

I just know if I said it wasn’t different I’d be shot

[nova obsidian]

Im swedish, not a warcriminal

[sharp ferry]

Nooo

[undone bone]

i only know about suplakaalit

[sharp ferry]

Not padge

[undone bone]

because of a song

[glad panther]

Lemme sort by add damage real quick brb

[undone bone]

TORNADO those ticks

show them who's boss

[sharp ferry]

Not padding

[undone bone]

you have to pad

bro the tank is DYING

[glad panther]

What was your name in here for a while

Unethical warrior something like that

[undone bone]

those ticks hurt

[sharp ferry]

Not by choice

Quake bullied me

[undone bone]

more than one can play that game

[glad panther]

Maybe if whispyr played outlaw to prio damage the adds

Then you could be ethical and play arms

[sharp ferry]

No I got yelled at

For suggesting arms

[glad panther]

Did you yell back

[nova obsidian]

Like for example idk the difference between gräddfil, creme fraiche, kefir and sour cream. Theyre used pretty much interchangably here so idk

[livid socket]

kefir is very different

its a drink usually

right?

[undone bone]

like condensed milk

[glad panther]

Kefir and crème fraiche

[livid socket]

and made with a special fungus

[undone bone]

or smth different

[nova obsidian]

Idk i know in baking you can substitute them for each other

[glad panther]

Does anyone actually enjoy unflavored kefir

I’ve tried so many times because it is said to be healthy

[sharp ferry]

Oh Kyle

[nova obsidian]

Idk theres just so many dairy products, and as am not a huge enjoyer of it i have no idea

[sharp ferry]

I might get to go back rogue in 10.2

[undone bone]

i could eat 2 cows sometimes man

[glad panther]

whispyrW

[clear hinge]

kefir is a drink, how can you interchange it with sour cream

thats weird

[undone bone]

well i though matcha was more of a drink

then i saw things

[livid socket]

matcha is just tea powder

[sharp ferry]

I've had the privilege of having ceremonial grade matcha

[clear hinge]

where i am both kefir and sour cream are mega popular and you cant just eat your dumplings with kefir

😩

[undone bone]

do they look at you weird

like when i eat fries with ice cream

[clear hinge]

no

thats default

[clear hinge]

but i love that too lol

[pulsar trail]

Wtf is kefir

[undone bone]

fungus milk

[pulsar trail]

I mean we have that too

But it ain’t called kefir

Kefir sounds very turkish

[undone bone]

it tastes kinda like nothing

like weak

[pulsar trail]

Ye the Levant has Laban

Which I’m assuming is similar

[waxen latch]

my dad

tbh, he is disgusting anyway

so not a fair comparison

eating pb jelly like some NA freak

🤢

[ripe wasp]

You what

How dare you.

[pulsar trail]

imagine calling someone a freak for eating one of the greatest sandwiches ever

[undone bone]

actually a jelly sandwitch does sound good

[pulsar trail]

what

no

you NEED the peanut butter

what is wrong with you people

germans: pb&j is WEIRD

meanwhile in germany:

[undone bone]

dickmanned

[pulsar trail]

they're getting dickmanned over there

[undone bone]

in spain we have filipinos

[pulsar trail]

also p sure germans have a "spread" that's made from liver sausage

[pulsar trail]

so they're not allowed to make fun of anyone's anything

[glad panther]

Preworkout meal of champs

[undone bone]

with a liter of tang

[pulsar trail]

they have a dish where they make a hedgehog from raw pork

and they're gonna criticize pb&j

wild

[undone bone]

and watch him get fried?

[pulsar trail]

[pulsar trail]

@glad panther you seeing this?

[undone bone]

that seems like rabbit mochi but krangled

[wheat ore]

Completely elevated my sandwich pallette like 3 tiers higher

I didn't know sandwiches could taste this good before it

[ornate iris]

these had a very racist name a few years back in our country

[undone bone]

did you put some jelly?

[wheat ore]

This is the best sandwich I've tried of all time. It's a complete 10/10 taste wise, it's so far above other sandwiches it makes them look like 6/10 by comparison

[pulsar trail]

Lebanon had one too

[undone bone]

that seems like i can bite it

give

[wheat ore]

Like I was never excited for sandwiches but this thing fucking slaps

[ornate iris]

they had a milk chocolate exterior and people lowkey called them "n-word kisses"

but then hard r

just in casual conversation

[pulsar trail]

oh like this?

[ornate iris]

yes

[pulsar trail]

lol

[undone bone]

oh true in colombia it is called besos de negra

[pulsar trail]

they call it "Tarboosh" now in Lebanon

[undone bone]

the literal translation is uh

[pulsar trail]

used to be called head of the ahem...

[glad panther]

That looks like something a Midwest family would make for thanksgiving

[wheat ore]

@unreal quiver you have to try keu banh mi Vietnamese kitchen and get this sandwich

[pulsar trail]

most of the midwest is german

so makes sense

[wheat ore]

It's literally the best sandwich in existence

[pulsar trail]

a lot of german and polish immigrants settled in minnesota, wisconsin, michigan, etc

we even have a "little bavaria"

@glad panther I see why you moved out of the midwest now

[glad panther]

I moved out of the Midwest because I got paid triple and have no income tax here

Food was reason 47

[pulsar trail]

you see

I hear that argument all the time

and uh

https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=United+States&city1=Minneapolis%2C+MN&country2=United+States&city2=Miami%2C+FL#:~:text=Cost of Living Comparison Between Minneapolis%2C MN and Miami%2C FL,you rent in both cities).

rent's 76% higher in miami

and that's minneapolis

if you lived in the boonies

or a burb

it'd be even cheaper

[glad panther]

So the thing where it said you need about 30% more pay

Ez with Miami jobs

Also living in the burbs would be my 13th reason

I would go senile in a week

[pulsar trail]

burbs are chill bro

well ig I don't really know many burbs outside of metro detroit

metro detroit is unique where the burbs are popping because the city was dogshit for like 30 years

[glad panther]

I like the chaos of cities

[nova obsidian]

Need to be carpilled to live in the burbs

[pulsar trail]

he's a mechanic tho

lol

[nova obsidian]

My bad

[pulsar trail]

also eleem

if germans ever try insulting swedish food

send them this

what the fuck is this

@modest lion explain

[nova obsidian]

Very cute uwu

[glad panther]

Mechanic

That hurt

[pulsar trail]

sorry

"BMW vehicle expert"

[glad panther]

[pulsar trail]

do you feel less hurt now?

[glad panther]

Mechanics don’t do electrical

[pulsar trail]

uh

[glad panther]

All I do is electrical

[pulsar trail]

I know plenty of mechanics that do electrical

some that specialize in electrical as well

[glad panther]

Fuck you paperwork man

[pulsar trail]

doesn't electrical also pertain to repairing and maintaining the machinery?

HUH?

[elder patrol]

Dick extender car electrician

[pulsar trail]

CONSIDERING THE MACHINERY IS ALMOST ENTIRELY ELECTRICAL NOW?

HUH?

[glad panther]

You would think

But people refuse to do it or learn it

[pulsar trail]

bruh I live in michigan

[glad panther]

And think 12v will instantly kill you

[pulsar trail]

mechanics do fucking everything

here

they even do body work

my buddy paints cars for his dad's shop

and he also does electrical

[waxen latch]

whats that supposed to be

[pulsar trail]

and bodywork unironically

[pulsar trail]

you tell me man

[waxen latch]

and im from the shity food region of germany lol

[elder patrol]

Big city mecs bad?

[pulsar trail]

y'all making hedgehogs out of raw pork

"mettigel" apparently @waxen latch

[glad panther]

Idk there is a lot to explain but there are a lot of different levels of vehicle electrical repairs imo

[pulsar trail]

oh for sure

[waxen latch]

never saw or heared of that man

[pulsar trail]

but like anyone who works on the car, that isn't body work, is called a mechanic here

idk

[glad panther]

Weirdge

[pulsar trail]

because realistically mechanic is just an overarching term

[brazen eagle]

its a mett igel

[pulsar trail]

synonymous here with just "fixing cars"

that isn't body work

[unreal quiver]

vietnamese sandwich?

[pulsar trail]

I think its a soup bro

very soupy

ya know

[cyan oxide]

Hire me then pussy

[elder patrol]

[unreal quiver]

will it blend

[pulsar trail]

anything will blend with the right blender

[elder patrol]

Even a blender

[pulsar trail]

true

[chrome cave]

Sounds like a great YouTube channel opportunity. Like the hydraulic press channel but for blending things

[elder patrol]

Been done

[pulsar trail]

why don't you hydraulic press deez nuts on your face

[ripe wasp]

WILL IT BLEND?!

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664437977799327754/1125654751992877137/kurwa_sisyphus.mp4

[chrome cave]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-spin-blender-gif-25702813

[pulsar trail]

yes

[elder patrol]

I got some kenwood mixer mum won in a radio competition

[ashen ravine]

I have basil

[elder patrol]

Now blend it

[brazen eagle]

what you going to do with your basil?

[ashen ravine]

Basilsauce

[pulsar trail]

add some olive oil & pinenuts and he's got some pesto

[waxen latch]

nuts

🥜

[nova obsidian]

You can also do pesto on some seeds, like sunflower

[elder patrol]

Yee some pesto

[modest lion]

Mett. We love our Mett.

[elder patrol]

Basil hummus

[pulsar trail]

mfer

[modest lion]

wdym

its just minced pork with salt/pepper

raw pork

[brazen eagle]

its just minced meat, usually with onions and some greens, and salt/pepper

[modest lion]

id think that you of all people would understand oxi

[brazen eagle]

personally also not a big fan of it

[pulsar trail]

[modest lion]

its kinda just

kibbeh but with pork instead of lamb ig

[spare drift]

Some animal is barefoot in the gym

Disgusting

[ornate iris]

raw pork

dont you die

[waxen latch]

its procesed my man

lol

[brazen eagle]

the one thing you don't want to eat raw is chicken

[clever sleet]

Pork is already disgusting cooked.
Uncooked

[elder patrol]

[modest lion]

why would you?

just gotta eat it fast

but ye, raw pork is pretty rare outside of germany afaik

[pulsar trail]

people in germany running around with lil worms in their body

unlucky

no wonder vaughn went vegan

[brazen eagle]

its not common in austria

[modest lion]

its like any raw meat. if its slaughtered same day and produced well, theres really no reason not to eat it

[elder patrol]

Never had in finland

[brazen eagle]

tho beef tartar is quite common everywhere i assume

[modest lion]

definitely not the weirdest thing ive eaten

[elder patrol]

Eaten beef raw plenty

[pulsar trail]

I mean it's not like the worms enter shortly after its slaughtered

the worms are present in the pig

[brazen eagle]

its common in the east where people eat a lot of raw fish

[modest lion]

i mean you can get all kinds of tapeworms

[pulsar trail]

I can't

I rarely eat raw meat/fish

very very rarely

[modest lion]

you can eat berries from the woods and get tapeworms

[pulsar trail]

mfer you think I go to the woods?

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/niftynoodles-niftynoodle-niftynoodlesnft-niftynoodlenft-noodle-gif-25770951

dont insult my butt worms

[pulsar trail]

and you think I trust my judgment to eat berries in the woods?

are you high

[modest lion]

idk

when you go to the forest

and gather some mushrooms

[pulsar trail]

bro

[modest lion]

and find a bush with wild strawberries or smth

you just munch

[pulsar trail]

I go to Kroger to gather my berries and mushrooms

[waxen latch]

i dont think oxi is doing that either

[modest lion]

no fucks given

[elder patrol]

I eat blueberries in the woods

[modest lion]

ye well thats how i grew up idk

blueberries or rasp/strawberry bush

when you go on a hike

[pulsar trail]

nahhhh fam

[modest lion]

natures bounty

[clever sleet]

[pulsar trail]

my mom would've beat the fuck out of me if I tried that

[modest lion]

i gather them, i dont eat them

[clever sleet]

I smelled liquified intestines from 6 floors down

That ain’t me

[modest lion]

people live way too clean these days, thats why we have so much more auto immune diseases

[sharp ferry]

There is some truth to that

[pulsar trail]

homie my parents came from a country where you can't drink the tap water

lmao

you think they were gonna let my dumb ass run around and gather shit

and eat it?

[modest lion]

guess you never eaten an earthworm as kid either cuz your friends dared you?

[pulsar trail]

how bold of you to think I had friends outside of school

my best friend lived 25 minutes away

[modest lion]

idk we did a bunch of stupid shit

[pulsar trail]

and both my parents worked

[modest lion]

as kids

eaten dirt

spiders

earthworms

[pulsar trail]

I've eaten dirt

[modest lion]

kids be stupid

[pulsar trail]

and got covered in ants

and my dad freaked out at me

lmao

[clever sleet]

You eat eight spiders a year

This isn’t new

[modest lion]

thats a lie

but ye

[pulsar trail]

no

the lie here is you telling yourself you're not wonderful

😠

[modest lion]

i woudlve been friends with you as a kid oxi

[elder patrol]

im suprised im here still standing after childhood, living on the countryside and all

no broken bones either,just a crack in my left wrist

[pulsar trail]

[modest lion]

ye i mean

[pulsar trail]

I was a very quiet kid

kept to myself

I was a straight A student until I got my first PC

lol

[modest lion]

same

[pulsar trail]

I used to drag my dad to the bookstore once a week and buy like 2-3 books

and I'd burn through them every week

[modest lion]

just chilling on this as a kid every day playing with legos

[elder patrol]

was downhill after I started playing wow

[pulsar trail]

BIS RUG

I think we still have ours

[elder patrol]

oh that rug

same oxi

[remote surge]

my parents wouldnt let me play wow

[modest lion]

playing homm3 and settlers 2 with my childhood bff

one person on pc

[elder patrol]

homm3 real nice

[pulsar trail]

I used to play homm2 and 3 with my brother

we'd take turns

[modest lion]

other 2 on rug building random shit with legos

good childhood all things considered

compared to what people do now at least

[brazen eagle]

sushi?

[pulsar trail]

I mostly eat cooked sushi

[remote surge]

think my first (non browser) pc game was unreal tournament 1999

[pulsar trail]

UT 1999 was sick

[elder patrol]

aye

[remote surge]

nodders

[modest lion]

we had an atari so i played some old shit

[brazen eagle]

hmm3 is a grat game

[modest lion]

and then my dad bought me a pc pretty early on

[pulsar trail]

I had the snes my brother had the sega genesis

[modest lion]

cuz he felt like computers and the internet woudl be important in the future

[pulsar trail]

and we wouldn't let the other play with our system

lol

[elder patrol]

I played mostly sport games in my early years

[modest lion]

and wanted me to know how to use that stuff

[brazen eagle]

first game or oldest one you played?

[remote surge]

first one i remember playing

[pulsar trail]

you ever play with the sega game gear? @modest lion

[modest lion]

we didnt have a console

[pulsar trail]

the sega game gear was actually such a goated portable gaming device

[modest lion]

consoles are for peasants

[pulsar trail]

my dad got me it as a present after I had surgery

[modest lion]

i had a gameboy

[pulsar trail]

😦

[modest lion]

the bigass grey one

[pulsar trail]

because my brother had a gameboy

[waxen latch]

i had a N64 until 2009

[brazen eagle]

what signature games are on game gear?

[pulsar trail]

they had the typical genesis games

road rash, sonic, mortal kombat

etc

[brazen eagle]

road rash

nice game

[elder patrol]

didnt play much stuff untill I played gran turismo 2 at friends at their birthday dec 8

[pulsar trail]

road rash was surprisingly so much fun

I wonder if I can sell my gamegear

I still have it

in great condition

and I have all the games

[elder patrol]

been playing stuff since tbh

[brazen eagle]

probably, not sure how much its worth

[pulsar trail]

maybe sell it to a collector for a couple hundred bucks

$100

not bad

[modest lion]

if you have some rare cartridges

those could be money

[pulsar trail]

I probably don't

my parents rarely ever bought us new games

I have like 3-4 cartridges for it

and 3 of them came with the thing lmao

[elder patrol]

I might have rare pokemon cards

trading cards in the school yard heh

[pulsar trail]

I used to sell my pokemon cards in school

lmao

I once sold a card to a friend for like $80

[elder patrol]

damn

[pulsar trail]

I came home feeling like warren buffet

[elder patrol]

80 for candy

[pulsar trail]

[livid socket]

i had a neighbor that was like 6 years older than me that i sometimes traded yugioh cards with

100% he scammed me

i just looked at the pictures

[elder patrol]

[modest lion]

ngl i started reading that sentence and thought it would go a different direction

[pulsar trail]

I miss being a kid

those were good times

me and my buddy got super into warhammer 40k

and we'd bring our figurines to school and play during lunch lol

[elder patrol]

all of us 30 lads looking back

[modest lion]

as MTG chads we would bully the pokemon and yugioh card gamers

[surreal dagger]

Robotech RPG was my jamb

[pulsar trail]

I remember wandering aimlessly around the neighborhood with my brother

and we found a wasp nest

and decided it was our job to clean it out

and I got stung like 40 times

LMAO

[surreal dagger]

@pulsar trail thanks to your help stonks 📈

[modest lion]

too bad you didnt get any superpowers from it

[pulsar trail]

what did I do

[surreal dagger]

keys

[remote surge]

moral support

[pulsar trail]

you pulled your weight, didn't need my help

[lost saddle]

As Pokémon chads we bullied the digimon gamers

[surreal dagger]

there were no pokémon chads

[pulsar trail]

although ig I did save you from pugging

[lost saddle]

We thought we were 🤷‍♂️

[modest lion]

digimon > pokemon sorry to say

[pulsar trail]

which is a blessing lmao

[brazen eagle]

why is that screenshot so big

[pulsar trail]

mobile

[surreal dagger]

idk

mobile?

[pulsar trail]

right?

my screenshots on my phone are humongeous

[surreal dagger]

mobile discord does weird shit

[surreal dagger]

yeah

[pulsar trail]

it's just like "you're on a phone so EVERYONE is on the phone"

so it makes screenies like 10x larger

for no reason

[surreal dagger]

hah

[modest lion]

thats cuz you only take screenshots of your penis

[surreal dagger]

good for dogos not for sims

[waxen latch]

why sorry, its a fact

[pulsar trail]

true, I have built in enlarger on my camera to compensate for my smol pp

remember when they tried making dragon ball z trading cards?

lol

[modest lion]

i dont have candy anymore

[surreal dagger]

go to the store

[modest lion]

no

[surreal dagger]

what type of candy did you run out of?

[brazen eagle]

is pokemon or yu-gi-oh the most successful anime tcg?

i never saw someone playing pokemon cards

they are worth a lot of money now tho

[pulsar trail]

I think pokemon

[surreal dagger]

is success established by playrate or collectibility?

[pulsar trail]

but ngl idk enough

I know they still have pokemon and yu-gi-oh tournaments

to this day

which is absolutely wild to me

[surreal dagger]

i swear folks were always trying to just collect pokémon

[brazen eagle]

magic is still the best tcg

[pulsar trail]

yea I figured everyone would grow up to mtg

because it's the "adult" version of tcgs

[surreal dagger]

childhood memories

[brazen eagle]

i think there was a time they did tcg for movies too

remember seeing lord of the ring cards

[modest lion]

any

[surreal dagger]

or they’re still living in the parents basement and can’t afford new game / deck

[surreal dagger]

ngl I have a taste for german chocolate

wanted it a few days back. still do.

[modest lion]

i like summer cuz most brands do more white chocolate stuff in summer

[surreal dagger]

I need to find a euro deli out here

[elder patrol]

!pf euro na fusion

[hollow raven]

Pinyta - PokéFusion:

#127 - Pinsir

#77 - Ponyta

[umbral whale]

Ok galaxy buds 2 fit way better

Than the stupid ones I bought yesterday

[sharp ferry]

Hot take

Raycons are lowkey amazing

Good sound quality, actually last forever

[brazen eagle]

even hotter take, wired earpuds are amazing and cheaper

[sharp ferry]

Imagine finding a jack tho fuu

We don't have that luxury

I wish I could keep bluetooth off

[brazen eagle]

sad trend

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/14s3iuk/nice_house_for_a_5_tip_f_you/

[undone bone]

bold of him to try that

could have gotten shot for real in texas

stand your ground

[nova obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546693896441430027/1126528499440685186/image.png
This has to be the most illegal tristana reroll game ive played

Long distance pals, 4 gunners, 4 shadow isles and 5 yordles lmao

[brazen eagle]

how is this set in tft?

[nova obsidian]

Very good imo

[brazen eagle]

nice, i haven't played in a while

i hoped that the original would be more successful

but seems quite dead

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/14rycl1/well_you_shouldnt_have_been_this_stupid_in_the/

seems like karma hits quite hard

[ripe wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn99-brooklyn-nine-nine-gina-linetti-consequences-consequences-for-my-actions-gif-8219152

[timber thunder]

Funny how this dude faces jail for scribbles yet Zucky vs Mucky gladiator cage fight is fine

[cyan oxide]

buy kz earphones
make them bluetooth
????
bangest bang for your buck

[undone bone]

use two of those brick nokias as earmuffs

actually immortal earphones

[past lagoon]

I mean that's just 2 individuals agreeing to practice a sport together why would that be a punishable offence tho

[undone bone]

people think in the ring you have to take the fingers off or something

[sharp ferry]

Kz?

Idk much about sound I listen to egirl music

[past lagoon]

Can't even kick someone in the nuts

[pulsar trail]

anime music?

[brazen eagle]

zuck and musk both don't intend to carve their names into it

[cyan oxide]

Chinese audio brand

[sharp ferry]

Nah like Melanie Martinez and Kim Petras

[timber thunder]

Fair enough

[sharp ferry]

And indie

[elder patrol]

anime music without vocals can be good since the voices can be dogshit

[undone bone]

ok guys 1h nap

or 2h nap

[elder patrol]

ok

I will count

[undone bone]

i always make this mistake

ehehe

!moroes 1h or 2h

[hollow raven]

hachadino: 1h

[undone bone]

ok until 18 30 it is

[silent elm]

f

[elder patrol]

1h kinda ideal

for nap

[cyan oxide]

2h is too much nap

[umbral whale]

HJKLBADSKHJASBNDAS

I HATE HONDA

[elder patrol]

If you nap close to 3h you are close to rem and you are fucked

[umbral whale]

fucking redacted pieces of shit just took another $400 from me

[elder patrol]

honda is fine

[cyan oxide]

[umbral whale]

they werent supposed to

[elder patrol]

country diff

[umbral whale]

not the car ramlu its their monkey shit brains at the finance company

too fucking mnetally challeneged

to process paperwork on time to take biweeklies at the right time

then charge me without telling me

[elder patrol]

call em ig

[umbral whale]

then fucking charged me for the same payment again today after it had already cleared

I did call them

they're asking me for a bank statement

and I said "you don't have a record of charging me this payment twice?"

fire all these useless fucks

and let the bank handle the financing shit since they're inbred and too stupid to do it themselves

[sharp ferry]

Homie

Respectfully

Calm down

It sucks but surely there's no reason to be that angry

[umbral whale]

oh

there is

100%

[shell sparrow]

no no, let him get to the boiling point and get banned

[umbral whale]

a reason to be cangry

that I am now

out $400

[sharp ferry]

CANGRY

[umbral whale]

that I am NOT supposed to be

at a time where I am hurting financially due to a strike

I am 110%

boiling

[sharp ferry]

I get it

[umbral whale]

its been a month and a half

dealing with these useless cumstains

[sharp ferry]

But anger like this isn't healthy.

[umbral whale]

ahri I'm normally accepting of a fuck up. but like this is a major fuck up

thats going to result in me missing bill payments

[sinful terrace]

tell your bank to stop the payment

[umbral whale]

next girl I speak with at the finance company I am getting fired

if she speaks to me like the girl last week

[daring mauve]

Yeah can’t your bank do something

[umbral whale]

its already cleared

I can't charge back the payment or they'll repo the car

im dealing with it

now I don't ever trust them to do this right at all

[sharp ferry]

Sorry you feel that way

I hope it gets better

[umbral whale]

yeah this is NOT the time for them to do this to me

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1042839380903075971/1126536932403445770/43947839_998256911352087_533139730911174002_n.mp4

[sharp ferry]

It obviously wasn't intentional

And being nice or understanding about it while demanding a refund would get you way further than calling them inbreds or cumstains

[umbral whale]

you think I'm calling them that on the pohne

[sharp ferry]

Fuck it I know homie

[shell sparrow]

what if they are in this sever

[umbral whale]

then I hope they lose their job

[ashen ravine]

Hmm weird, half my face feels weirdly slightly numb

[cyan oxide]

I am the Honda financial service

[ashen ravine]

was nice knowing you

[umbral whale]

go work at mcdonalds or something instead of processing financial payments that can fuck people over if they mess up

[cyan oxide]

That's a stroke inc

[ashen ravine]

[cyan oxide]

[sinful terrace]

lucky

[umbral whale]

feel better

best wishes

in 3 bloody years I never had a single issue with RBC

with my previous car loan

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1126541309390356490/6gbxg71flhg31.png

[ashen ravine]

Thanks

[umbral whale]

@sharp ferrywell my options are refund it

which can take 2 weeks

or leave it and have the credit on the account

and so my next 2 bi-weeklies are prepaid. Allegedly

golden question do I trust them not to fuck it uop

[shell sparrow]

@sharp ferry @lilac heath @heady oriole https://lichess.org/ptevNrIc

I should not have survived that

me bad at positional play

[inner wadi]

yall ever wake up craving strawberry milk

[umbral whale]

no

[hasty nova]

[cyan oxide]

That's not real

You can't milk a strawberry

[inner wadi]

i can milk anything.

even you.

[cyan oxide]

[inner wadi]

[timber thunder]

Nah. Only bird milk

[umbral whale]

@cyan oxidehttps://ca.indeed.com/cmp/Terra-Bruce-Productions/jobs?jk=59095329dbe83b37&start=0&clearPrefilter=1

this job is nutso

75k

for all that

LMAO

I'd be demanding min 6 figures for all that

"be the head of HR, CFO, and vice COO all at once"

[serene crescent]

60k to 75k

so 60k

[hasty nova]

[umbral whale]

thats actual corporate delusion

in written form

[shell sparrow]

be 23 years old, have 10 years of work experience including in harsh conditions like Antarctica snowstorms, work for instant noodles, never get sick, pregnant or any of that crap

[umbral whale]

[shell sparrow]

and of course put your 110% every day

[hasty nova]

Make sure to function on 4 hours of sleep.

[shell sparrow]

I remember that couple months after swift announcement we had positions that required 2+ years of experience with it

when HR can't think and just replaces one unknown word with new one

[hasty nova]

[spare drift]

like that meme somewhere demanding x years of experience in a programming language and the applicant wrote the language

[timber thunder]

I’ve seen a tweet like that, something like “sorry I can’t apply for this job, it requires 5 years of experience with a thing I only created 2 years ago”

[inner wadi]

starting pay

8.50

[lyric spear]

meowrning fwends

[inner wadi]

meowrning

:3c

[spare drift]

[hasty nova]

[brazen eagle]

$7.25

[lyric spear]

meow :3

hi deeny

cowor :3

[umbral whale]

@shell sparrow

this meme

keeps on giving

LMAO

"flexible schedule"

[shell sparrow]

you just move veeery fast, calculate age in earth coordinate system and experience in yours

[umbral whale]

"also you have to work weekends"

this has to be the most delusional job ad I've seen in quite some time

[nova obsidian]

Are you looking for work at the red flag factory

[umbral whale]

no wonder it's "urgently hiring"

[lyric spear]

weekends as needed

always needed

[umbral whale]

oh

ok

I needed that laugh

all in all I'm sure it would be an interesting gig but like it's bascially 3 jobs in 1

[elder patrol]

Im just glad I have job with no weekend jobs, was breaking me down

[umbral whale]

and trying to compensate the position at entry level pay

[hasty nova]

20 years of relative work experience, instead of 20 years of relevant work experience

[shell sparrow]

everything is relative

[cyan oxide]

[idle cipher]

!iq

[hollow raven]

121: saryero_ IQ Classification: Very bright

[idle cipher]

!tox

[hollow raven]

161: saryero_ is unhealthy toxic.

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Tentaster - PokéFusion:

#73 - Tentacruel

#91 - Cloyster

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/question-question-mark-question-mark-cat-cat-cat-confused-gif-25961432

[umbral whale]

Bro it's

Delusion

[cyan oxide]

ye

I love reading delulu job postings

[sharp ferry]

(Begins to play wow with him)

[shell sparrow]

said no girl ever

why fixing when there are non wow addicts on the market?

[sharp ferry]

Idk, people who feel the need to "fix" others to be with them shouldn't be allowed to date people

There's a difference between helping someone quit drinking and taking people away from their hobbies

[clever sleet]

Bro it’s literally Val wdym

[shell sparrow]

did she really set the goal of fixing you?

[serene crescent]

[clever sleet]

She’s trying to fix my fixation on wow yeah

[shell sparrow]

given that you are still playing I'd say she has been unsuccessful so far

[spare drift]

just have to walk around naked just before raid time

[sinful terrace]

*9:30

[shell sparrow]

why not always?

[spare drift]

you get cold

[clever sleet]

Bro why

The Monday 9:30 time is sacred ig

[daring mauve]

Val fr

[modest lion]

im one of those

[modest lion]

lets be real, playing wow for 19y is some kind of addiction or mental damage as well

[spare drift]

you can quit, I believe

[sharp ferry]

What's the scope of play though

Like is it hardcore raiding every tier

[modest lion]

~1.2k days played?

[sharp ferry]

Or is it take breaks and come back

That's kinda bad

[modest lion]

ye

someone come fix me

[sinful terrace]

think i have half that

but i started BC

[sharp ferry]

Omw king

[modest lion]

i definitely played less in the last 2 expansions tho

[clever sleet]

HUh

[modest lion]

but ye ive been progress raiding every tier since MC so

[clever sleet]

Brother

What the

[tropic skiff]

u should try cocaine instead atp

[clever sleet]

You’re in mental Illinois

[modest lion]

i only didnt prog trial of the crusader when it was current, and i took a break in WoD after highmaul

[sinful terrace]

arent we all

[modest lion]

so i missed hfc, brf and totgc

[timber thunder]

@lyric spear no bugs today, here are some flowers instead

[sinful terrace]

hellfire citadel was dope, it being the only content for a year was not

[lyric spear]

pwetty

ty for bringing this to my attention

[modest lion]

http://puu.sh/JKLW8/5747ea2706.png

thats just my rogue

which i didnt main in wrath

[clever sleet]

Seek help

Ily

But damn

[unique isle]

Takes a break 1 time and misses a banger tier

[slim epoch]

other games can be fun too you know lol

[lyric spear]

huhh

[modest lion]

http://puu.sh/JKLWD/eff7105133.png

this is DK which i mained in wrath

so its more than 1.2k

[timber thunder]

Made me think bringing cucumbers to a first date is an insanely funny thing to do

[modest lion]

http://puu.sh/JKLX2/482b522bd8.jpg

http://puu.sh/JKLX7/0a16a53c01.jpg

[worldly hearth]

what if someone played exclusively WoW PvP for 19 years

how fixable that is?

[lyric spear]

wdym fixable

it's fine

[modest lion]

~3k in civ5, ~5k poe, 2k in CK2

[lyric spear]

they're probably just a terrible person

[timber thunder]

Pillar vs Pavement??

[slim epoch]

man u hyper fixate

[modest lion]

theres just some games i enjoy

[slim epoch]

i think the game with the most hours i have in steam is like ffxiv with 600 lol

[modest lion]

250hrs each in rimworld/battle brothers

~500hrs in tome4 and dcss

[timber thunder]

I have like 1100 hours in Warframe, according to Steam and that’s about it

[flat scaffold]

i have 10840 hours in csgo

🙂

[sinful terrace]

wish i could see how much time i spent in wc3 when i was younger

[timber thunder]

You seem to quite enjoy your csgo

[flat scaffold]

i dont

anymore xD

[worldly hearth]

oh yeah I also have a lot of hours in custom games