off-topic

[clever sleet]

Still no bomb drop

[glad panther]

Bombs are bad for your health

[lean stump]

yea i can feel headache

i must take medicine now

[inner wadi]

any 450 beacon enjoyers

[glad panther]

Anyone else want to strangle deeny

[inner wadi]

i only want @sharp ferry to strangle me

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-get-some-help-gif-8670192

[inner wadi]

i dont need help

[glad panther]

Gloves or no gloves

[inner wadi]

i need HER

[clever sleet]

I can’t do the choking thing man.
Got that giant strength in me and almost killed an ex 💀

[glad panther]

[sharp ferry]

Deeny wants me straight so bad

[glad panther]

I’m an ex

[sharp ferry]

I can't

[inner wadi]

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

[clever sleet]

I refuse

[sharp ferry]

Refuse to what?

[inner wadi]

refuse what

[glad panther]

These

[clever sleet]

I won’t do the choking thing

[inner wadi]

have you considered being choked

[clever sleet]

No

[rocky patio]

Oops

[soft pendant]

Oops

[serene crescent]

Oops

[rocky patio]

@pulsar trail @glad panther

I saw what you posted in assassination

I’m speaking with Marsh about this

[glad panther]

I’ve posted a lot of things in assassination

[rocky patio]

About a tier set

Who took away my icon

Oh it’s just glitching on mobile

[clever sleet]

Rae the #1 opp in the world

[glad panther]

not the tier set post

[mystic crown]

yeah. it made me hard

[inner wadi]

[clever sleet]

[inner wadi]

quake has a woman ever called you daddy

[cyan oxide]

that's the fun part

[sharp ferry]

Stop

We don't use d word around here

[inner wadi]

[sharp ferry]

It makes some folks uncomfy

[cyan oxide]

papi

[sharp ferry]

Papi is acceptable

:3

[ornate iris]

KLAP ME VADER

[cyan oxide]

@clever sleet hola papi

[mystic crown]

what about the M word?

[waxen latch]

mage?

[timber thunder]

Marksmanship??

[sharp ferry]

I mean half of OT calls me mommy

Mommy is acceptable

[ornate iris]

MOTHER

[glad panther]

@inner wadi it’s zaddy smh

[sharp ferry]

FATHER

COME BACK TO ME

[umbral whale]

You can all call me sir

[clever sleet]

5 times a week for 3 years

Yes

That’s why

It’s uh

Bad for me

[inner wadi]

[clever sleet]

It was not the fun part

[ornate iris]

Only one calling you sir is the guy at the posh ass store you buy your jeans at

[sharp ferry]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1AwjnKYHRhFWXYdQITorUi?si=AK3eWsIzSKqMHjs7SXzZgA

[sharp ferry]

I own this shirt

[umbral whale]

The bay?

I bought those 7 years ago

But I like being called sir

[sharp ferry]

Sir is nice

I prefer ma'am nowadays

[umbral whale]

Ahri

[sharp ferry]

But I get it

[umbral whale]

[sharp ferry]

[inner wadi]

my ex used to call me that

[timber thunder]

How about mo’om??

[umbral whale]

We too dommy for everyone

[inner wadi]

she almost made it be true

[umbral whale]

[pulsar trail]

Bro he’s sick in the head

[clever sleet]

Yeah same

That relationship was very fricked up

[sharp ferry]

Hot

[cyan oxide]

This mf piping 5x a week goddamn

[umbral whale]

This chicken is delicious

So spicy

[rocky patio]

Hataro

[clever sleet]

Lil bro was 18-21 at the time

[sharp ferry]

Keystone pipeline got nothing on him

[cyan oxide]

Latinx

[rocky patio]

Quien eres

[glad panther]

[umbral whale]

?

[clever sleet]

Papi

[hot crystal]

@rocky patio what up slime

[rocky patio]

Hello my people

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @pulsar trail @gaunt cipher

[timber thunder]

Hewwo sweetie

[hot crystal]

Hows grass

[rocky patio]

It’s pretty good

How about you

[hot crystal]

Good

Havent played wow in 2 weeks

But im kinda addicted to tft

[mystic crown]

[inner wadi]

thats even worse

[umbral whale]

God chicken breast is worse than thighs

[inner wadi]

one of my guildies was asked to do keys and he goes nah i dont do minigames

while also playing tft

[hot crystal]

Lol

[inner wadi]

[hot crystal]

Goofy ahhh

[mystic crown]

[cyan oxide]

Season it and stop overcooking it

Also of course it's worse than thighs, it's leaner

[umbral whale]

It is seasoning and cooked well

[hot crystal]

Dark meat stands better on its own

[umbral whale]

But it tastes worwe

Thighs better

[cyan oxide]

Yeah it's leaner

[umbral whale]

So much flavourful

[cyan oxide]

Fat = tasty

[umbral whale]

[gaunt cipher]

[clever sleet]

If the breast is dry, you’re not cooking it well

[inner wadi]

mfs who dont enjoy the fat on a ribeye make me sick

[clever sleet]

[cyan oxide]

prepare to vomit

I will not eat the fat

[clever sleet]

You don’t eat the fat

[umbral whale]

I never said it was

[cyan oxide]

The meat is fatty enough already

[clever sleet]

It helps withy he cooking

[cyan oxide]

Yeah

[clever sleet]

And I never said it was either

But there’s so little difference if breast is cooked well

Also make them thinner by cutting them if they’re too large

(Breasts)

Chicken breast***

[inner wadi]

if its like a giant piece of it i get it

but a lil fat on the edge

[cyan oxide]

The fat did its job

[umbral whale]

I like them large

[cyan oxide]

I do not need to eat it

[umbral whale]

[sharp ferry]

[umbral whale]

Ahri why u cringe

[clever sleet]

Making them thinner makes it easier to make consistent

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/06/27/c3961066e468f03b.mp4

[sharp ferry]

Nonconsentual uwu speak calling someone a petname is not a vibe hataro, kind of like when Zempai called me sugartits

[cyan oxide]

nonconsensual uwu speak

[sharp ferry]

AWWWW HEWWO MINAWWWWWBA OMG I MISSED YOU UWU

[cyan oxide]

[inner wadi]

i do not speak uwu

instead i

@clever sleet

[ashen ravine]

lol

[cyan oxide]

Nice zempy

[inner wadi]

[ashen ravine]

https://media.tenor.com/AMjKcd6TAsAAAAAC/seulgi-fail.gif

[cyan oxide]

[heady oriole]

[clever sleet]

Y tho

[cyan oxide]

One of these days one of you mfs is gonna leak something important that was on Ctrl c

[timber thunder]

One day imma get a ctrl

[umbral whale]

Ok mommy uwu

[sharp ferry]

I detest all of you cretins

[hot crystal]

Yeah it shouldve been honeytits

[mystic crown]

[hot crystal]

"HT"

[clever sleet]

Man

[hot crystal]

Just like francesca in breaking bad

[inner wadi]

the only person i want calling me nicknames is my server at waffle house

[umbral whale]

I was only teasing I'm sorry

[inner wadi]

thats how i know itll slap

[clever sleet]

I’ll also take ur pops deeny

[sharp ferry]

YES DOUBLE DOWN

YESSSSSS

[timber thunder]

😕

[hot crystal]

[umbral whale]

I made ahri mad again this day sucks

[clever sleet]

Just don’t agg people on man

There’s a reason I feel bad even when I do it to u Hataro

[valid tartan]

quake

are the rings nerfed yet

[clever sleet]

I get playful nature but some people have hard boundaries

10.1.5

[umbral whale]

Apparently

[inner wadi]

do u feel bad when u name change me to 5’4

[clever sleet]

July

[valid tartan]

got it boss

thank u

[umbral whale]

Well now we know

[clever sleet]

Yes

[inner wadi]

[clever sleet]

Believe it or not

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/sit-down-this-is-getting-good-sit-cool-chair-gif-15108921

[timber thunder]

Believin

[clever sleet]

I don’t enjoy belittling others which is why I double check that it doesn’t bother people when I say x thing

[hot crystal]

I love belittling others

And hurting people

[clever sleet]

If it doesn’t both you

[valid tartan]

wait wait wait

[hot crystal]

This is why we go to the gym

[clever sleet]

If it does

[hot crystal]

To hurt people

[valid tartan]

is deeny 5'4?

[clever sleet]

No

He’s like 5’9?

I’m being hyperbolic

[inner wadi]

[slim epoch]

hyperbolic about which height

[valid tartan]

little guy here thinking he can hang out with the big boys

[timber thunder]

Being smol is actually good

[glad panther]

Mad handsome for this on god frfr buss down

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/good-fricken-luck-yeah-right-sarcastic-unlikely-good-luck-gif-14502475

[umbral whale]

I mean I didn't know

Anyways

Doesn't matter

[hasty nova]

Thanks for the tax money Florida, dumbasses.

[umbral whale]

We down today

[clever sleet]

I know

I’m not preaching just providing insight

Hopefully

[hot crystal]

:nopers:

We're so back

[umbral whale]

I dunno why I'm down

[clever sleet]

Do something that’ll cheer you up

For me? That’s shit posting in off topic

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/seocals-wonyoung-pose-kiss-model-gif-25478410

[clever sleet]

For miz it’s K-pop gifs ig

[heady oriole]

Deeny da 5’9”

[timber thunder]

@umbral whale raspies

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-dance-dancing-dinner-time-gif-12861138

[timber thunder]

Nice height btw

[umbral whale]

I went to volleyball last night and it was fun but like there's a dude on the team in likes his 40s was like taking shots at me for literally no reason so it kinda killed the vibe for me

[clever sleet]

5’9 is like the average height of an American male

He’s not even short that’s the funny part to me

[hasty nova]

[timber thunder]

5'9 is 69 inches

[umbral whale]

I don't even know the guy he was shit talking me with backhanded stuff I dunno

[sharp ferry]

Call him fat

[hasty nova]

Weird

[sharp ferry]

Ye v weird to insult someone umprompted tbh

[hasty nova]

Tell him he'll never get a Fortnite win

[umbral whale]

We literally just met dude is getting all like this it's fucking weird

[hot crystal]

He probably saw you as a threat or some weird boomer toxic masculinity shit

[hasty nova]

Yeah did he have tattoos of Adolf Hitler visible anywhere?

[hot crystal]

Sorry bro under 6 ft is short

[sharp ferry]

Talking about toxic masculinity 🤝 making women uncomfortable

[hot crystal]

Yeah I'm toxic too

[waxen latch]

i saw that

[clever sleet]

Second picture was an accident

[hot crystal]

Shocked it took this long for anyone to notice

[umbral whale]

Thank God I had my friend there from school and her and I could just chat.

I dunno I think one of the girls is cute but I'm just there to play volleyball and have fun it was just weird as fuck man

He seems like a funny alright guy just totally unnecessary

[timber thunder]

You can try talking to her if you feel condfident enough

[hot crystal]

Or he can just chill and see what happens

[umbral whale]

I already did like a normal person

[timber thunder]

This also works yea

[umbral whale]

Just getting to know everyone on the team ect.

I'm just there to get out of the house I don't wanna deal with this

[shell sparrow]

you said you have no friends

[hasty nova]

The boot is back out,

[shell sparrow]

nails

[inner wadi]

im not 5’9

thats the problem

[hot crystal]

Fuck i have jury duty

[inner wadi]

L

[umbral whale]

It was just someone I graduate with we had alot of classes together

[hasty nova]

Getting them done tomorrow

[hot crystal]

I actually have to go

😭

[umbral whale]

L

[hot crystal]

Deserved

[umbral whale]

That sucks agroen

[clever sleet]

Oh I thought you were

[shell sparrow]

I hope by "getting them done" you mean "cut entirely"

[clever sleet]

Height literally means nothing man

[umbral whale]

No he's 5 4

He's our short king

[inner wadi]

im 5’7

[hot crystal]

I can always tell them i make disparaging marks towards women on the internet to try to get out

[inner wadi]

but also i dont give a shit

[timber thunder]

That’s the attitude

[inner wadi]

[timber thunder]

[shell sparrow]

until it does

[inner wadi]

ive dated shorter and taller

[clever sleet]

5’7 in the streets, 6’9 in the sheets

Am I right

[clever sleet]

Nah

[mystic crown]

Heartbreaking: online Internet persona you hate turns out to be hot irl

[umbral whale]

Relatable

[timber thunder]

hot cooked

[shell sparrow]

sorry but I ain't gonna take into consideration personal life advice from a lucky quake like you. your experience is nothing reflective of an average person

[clever sleet]

@ Hataro

[clever sleet]

You know what: that’s a fair point

I also don’t mean relationships in general

[clever sleet]

I lost scholarships for (American) football because of height, but in the end, I don’t think my situation changed much either way

[umbral whale]

I'm ugly no one wants me

[shell sparrow]

if only all humans were reasonable like you, world would be a better place

[timber thunder]

Proof??

[clever sleet]

6 foot lineman just don’t exist, if you’re under 6’2 it’s Joever

[shell sparrow]

of which part?

[clever sleet]

Nah I’m shit, objectively

[timber thunder]

Left one

[shell sparrow]

I think it's quite prevalent opinion that Hataro is a handsome devil

[timber thunder]

True

[shell sparrow]

based on actual footage

[timber thunder]

With those tight T-shirts of his

🫦

[inner wadi]

yall ever wake up at 4am

and decide to eat watermelon

that shit hits diffy

[slim epoch]

wtf

[clever sleet]

Brother at 4 am only thing I’m eating is ass

[slim epoch]

maybe thats his word for it

i hope

[timber thunder]

My experience with being tall has been mostly negative so far. The world is just not made for big ppl

[slim epoch]

the optimal height is 6'1

[hot crystal]

Agree

[slim epoch]

tall enough to not be questioned that your tall and short enough to not be a problem walking thru doors

[timber thunder]

How much bald eagle units is 190cm??

[slim epoch]

6'2

6'1 is 185ish cm

[timber thunder]

Hmm

Not sure if 1 inch would make a difference

[umbral whale]

[slim epoch]

some would say it makes all the difference

[raw python]

[clever sleet]

That’s what she said

[clever sleet]

Problem?

[umbral whale]

Wait who is greentext

[timber thunder]

They might be delusional af

[umbral whale]

Are you new

[raw python]

yes, horny post denier

!pf me opening 5 disappointment chests

[hollow raven]

Flarcate - PokéFusion:

#136 - Flareon

#20 - Raticate

[timber thunder]

Not really, been here on and off for quite a while

[umbral whale]

Ah

[umbral whale]

Why tf my lips so red

[timber thunder]

They have blood

[slim epoch]

you used lipstick?

[clever sleet]

@raw python

[ashen ravine]

goblin on you know what

[hot crystal]

Thats so raw

[timber thunder]

I’d rather be like 5’9 or smth, not fitting under a regular blanket is cringe

[hot crystal]

Nah 5'9 would be cringe ask deeny

[slim epoch]

maybe thats a european thing then

[clever sleet]

It really do be like that

[slim epoch]

move to a northern europe country

[timber thunder]

Dwarven kingdom diff??

[raw python]

I would rather be 5'9"

[clever sleet]

Shadow aren’t you like a GIGA chad irl?

6’5 full beard gaming?

[raw python]

am 6'6" and big beard ye

[slim epoch]

scandinavia pretty tall

[timber thunder]

Cause i doubt the beds suddenly get 20cm longer if I move

[slim epoch]

playing wow instead of basketball

[raw python]

basketball is a dogshit sport

[umbral whale]

[slim epoch]

you dont gotta like it

[clever sleet]

Mf tryna up his dps when he should be upping his rebounds

[raw python]

i played it for 7 years

[clever sleet]

Wait

Were you the guy the coach recruited because he was tall

[raw python]

ye

also baseball was worse so i switched

[slim epoch]

we had two of those in my school and neither could dunk

[hasty nova]

And otters, don't forget the otters.

[clever sleet]

[slim epoch]

6'8 couldnt dunk on a highschool hoop

[raw python]

dunking was ez on school hoops but anything else gg pretty much

no hops

[slim epoch]

but yeah we had a 6'8 guy that didnt even make varsity was very sad

[raw python]

its pretty easy to just stop everything tho so

wrestling and football more fun tho, i shouldve stayed with 1 of those

[hot crystal]

Are you big or lanky

[raw python]

or track but short kings kinda rule running stuff

[slim epoch]

dunno if i could suggest football to anyone

[hot crystal]

Cte

[slim epoch]

will fuck u up for life if u get hit wrong

so will other sports but usually not brain wise

[raw python]

i have horse legs but thats about it

[clever sleet]

I would

But you have to love it to make it worth

[hot crystal]

Cuz i feel like if ur tall but not big you get rolled in football

[raw python]

i would not be a lineman for sure

[hot crystal]

Because your center of mass is too easy to get under

[raw python]

but i was fast af

except for those like 5'6" mfs

those guys are crazy fast

[slim epoch]

not sure being tall is really good in nfl

[mystic crown]

Me. I switched schools once and immediately the basket ball coach was trying to convince me to join the team day 1 in p.e

[slim epoch]

kinda want to be shorter and more compact on offense

[clever sleet]

HUH

[slim epoch]

tall as in like

6'6 tall

[raw python]

my basketball coach was my science teacher so it was day 1, 2nd class of the day

[clever sleet]

You definitely want tall and short receivers

Tight end

Quarterback

[umbral whale]

My friend just adopted a new dog

[clever sleet]

And obviously lineman

[raw python]

I did get to skip a lot of classes and do cool stuff cuz being tall tho

[clever sleet]

Send pics

[raw python]

my 415 mage is taking a socket

[clever sleet]

What toons do you have this tier shadow

[raw python]

crafted slots too op

[clever sleet]

Evoker (I don’t even know her hahahahaha) mage and warrior?

[raw python]

in order of prio evoker > bear > hunter > warrior > mage

[clever sleet]

Oh

You got that lineup

[hot crystal]

Do you really play 5 guys

How are you alive

[raw python]

no not really

the warrior is fun tho

[clever sleet]

Burgers and fries?

[slim epoch]

ig this is the easiest patch to have 5 guys though

[clever sleet]

I think even I have five guys (loosely)

[slim epoch]

just how much m+ are you willing to do

[hot crystal]

Easy patch to have 2 and not play either

[raw python]

it was going to be to have more unsaved toons to do sales with but things have changed

[slim epoch]

ive been working too much and haven't even done enough m+ on the main to upgrade all my crafted slots yet lol

[raw python]

so prob just the bear and warrior for now

[hot crystal]

More

[raw python]

evoker is raid logging til leggo drop

[clever sleet]

Respect

Weekly attempt

Weekly disappointment

Go next

[slim epoch]

me w/ beacon

[raw python]

oh yea the only reason im even touching the mage is cuz it got a beacon from the weekly

its funny to press that button

[slim epoch]

lost one to a rat tank in pug today

[raw python]

but i got 4pc last night from a pug clear cuz i was the only mystic there now so maybe i send it

[clever sleet]

I have beacon on two of my rat characters

But I’m still rocking 437 dice on 443 rogue

[raw python]

yea ive yet to see vault trinkets still on main

[slim epoch]

i took an anvil the other week

it was way worse than i thought it was going to be

[raw python]

I was going to take one but i heard its annoying to use

[slim epoch]

i just have it/bombs macroed into gloomblade

problem is that in dungeons it does no damage

[raw python]

my bear has a pet now

[ashen ravine]

@clever sleet

[raw python]

evoker rolled the wrong 'very rare' trinket

[pulsar trail]

I got 447 gloves

great ending to a shit day

:))

[clever sleet]

[mystic crown]

What is like max ilvl this tier?

[timber thunder]

457 on a piece of gear

Probably 448-449 total

[calm elbow]

[timber thunder]

GN chatterinos

[heady oriole]

gn

[hot crystal]

@pulsar trail im at the courthouse why arent you here

[umbral whale]

[past nebula]

wow, you guys are very thorough with y'all pins and faqs, so much for spamming y'all with questions lmao.

[sharp ferry]

Server's great for info.

[cyan oxide]

It's true I did

[cyan oxide]

never ask questions in offtopic

wow, you guys are very thorough with y'all pins and faqs, so much for spamming y'all with questions lmao.

[pulsar trail]

😠

no bully the new guys

😠

[past nebula]

i wasn't going to i just wasn't sure what the best channel to make that comment in

[pulsar trail]

this is where all the degenerates live

[cyan oxide]

New guy can read

Letsfuckingoooooo

[pulsar trail]

80% of them don't even play the game

[cyan oxide]

they clicked the pins and checked the channels

Better than 99.9% of the newcomers

[pulsar trail]

they're already smarter than 99.9% of regulars too

[torn mural]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/124169701881282560/1122843503383302214/image0.gif

[cyan oxide]

Pink parsing the server

[hot crystal]

@umbral whale hey didnt put me on a case

I get to leave already

Ive been here for a half hour

[pulsar trail]

wait you had jury duty

unlucky

[hot crystal]

Yes

For half an hour

💀

They didnt need like a third of the jurors

[ashen ravine]

the rogue community compensates being socially challenged by being mathematically advanced

[waxen latch]

Community?

you mean like, 10people that do the tc/sim stuff

[ashen ravine]

[waxen latch]

the rest is just socially challanged

[pulsar trail]

hey woah

I sometimes sim things

[ashen ravine]

I have red name i do my part

[undone bone]

hey lots of people contribute to us being socially challenged too

no need to be down

[ashen ravine]

haha

Down

[undone bone]

WITH THE SICKNESS

boam boamb

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2023/06/25/b9acf003f31159bb.jpg

[umbral whale]

Perfect

[hot crystal]

I didnt mind going in today

Just now i dont have to go again

[pulsar trail]

so true

[umbral whale]

That's perfect

Man I'm glad I've never had to do jury duty

[raw python]

yet

[pulsar trail]

nah just do what I do

[raw python]

ive been called twice for that shit so far

[pulsar trail]

so I got called to jury duty the same day I had a hearing

so I asked them to reschedule

then I forgot that I rescheduled it

and never went

[raw python]

my 1st one got cancelled, but the 2nd one went through but only had to do like 4-5 hours

surely im off the list now tho

[pulsar trail]

I've been called to jury duty like 8 times

my dad immigrated to this country in the 70s

and has gotten called to jury duty 5 times in 50 years

[raw python]

my dad freaks when he gets a summons

so many get cancelled

[warped wedge]

just say you like to shoot people in video games

surely thats good enough

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/06/27/e978b3d77ca0ec3a.mp4

[past lagoon]

t3 raid armor is coming back as craftable

[ashen ravine]

[past lagoon]

What do we think about this

[raw python]

[past lagoon]

Funny people on my phone

[remote surge]

gay people in my phone

[shell sparrow]

Close grindr

[cyan oxide]

Why is it in german

We have a lot of those already

[past lagoon]

I dunno

Schurke

The funny people in my phone speak to me all day they tell me things

In their funny soundless voices

[ashen ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/346455314515886082/bed8c2767dd8c08714596f2bcf2dbc97?size=1024

[umbral whale]

I think I need medication

[cyan oxide]

[umbral whale]

Like anti anxiety meds or something

[cyan oxide]

Oh yeah

They work like magic

Not literally but man they help a lot

[umbral whale]

LMAOb

[shell sparrow]

@cyan oxide

[cyan oxide]

This cannot be real

[mystic crown]

I um

HUH

[clever sleet]

It is

[cyan oxide]

Is it actually that bad

[ashen ravine]

no shot we get to experience hataro realization era

[slim epoch]

damn construction workers sleeping on the job

[ashen ravine]

[shell sparrow]

“I worked ED for 10 years. Everyday. Everyday people come in and it shocks you how they managed to evade death for that long.

One of the worst was we had a guy come in. He was a twin. He told us he needed to get checked for STDs because his sister apparently just got one. We of course had to ask if he has had sex with her and he said no, but they were twins so what she has, so does he. After a collective sigh of relief that this wasn’t some weird Alabama your my sister shit, we had to educate him that is not how it worked at all.”

[cyan oxide]

ok this isn't as bad as the baby speaking spanish

[shell sparrow]

This is too good

[pulsar trail]

am I in your phone?

does this make me gay?

[spare drift]

yes

[pulsar trail]

finally

@cyan oxide its time

[clever sleet]

He’s

[past lagoon]

Huh

[pulsar trail]

he just like me fr

[cyan oxide]

Quitting wow?

[pulsar trail]

no

I'm gay

we can date now

[cyan oxide]

oh

I'm sorry I'm straight

[pulsar trail]

next time for sure

[cyan oxide]

[pulsar trail]

weird how we keep rotating our sexuality everytime we try dating

[cyan oxide]

Yeah but next time for sure

[pulsar trail]

TRUE

[ripe wasp]

[past lagoon]

Stepdaddy

[hot crystal]

[ashen ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080572530554835072/1092077527809396806/bbwe3bn7s9ra1.gif

[tawny coral]

i love my gf

[mystic crown]

based. me too

[pulsar trail]

love you too king

[tropic skiff]

love to see that

[past lagoon]

Proven assailant

how did they prove it

who decided that being a proven assailant was a title

Like who specifically was like “ok this guy is going to be titled the proven assailant”

he’s our hero

[umbral whale]

Why was I cursed with severe anxiety

[past lagoon]

because you’re too cool for school

[umbral whale]

I wish I could just be a normal ass person

[past lagoon]

Normal isn’t real

No one is “normal”

We’re all different

we all have our problems and our solutions

so there nothing wrong with not being “normal”

[undone bone]

yea dont worry remember lots of people are just plain dumb

or ignorant

[ashen ravine]

[past lagoon]

Personal experience; myself

[ashen ravine]

nice tryharding deep talk

[past lagoon]

Whuh

[umbral whale]

Not being normal means I deal with crippling loneliness with no idea how to fix it for the next 50 years

[past lagoon]

well, I don’t know what to do about that but I’m sorry

[umbral whale]

[mystic crown]

being normal is boring anyway. but anxiety is really rough. i had to drop out of school because of it

[past lagoon]

you think I’m not feeling that kind of pain too

well let me rephrase that as to not sound rude

I know how that feels kind of yeah

I’ve found my best solution to dealing with my supposed issues is to just find ways to ignore them

like being an epic gamer

[hot crystal]

I love my gf too but she goes away when i take my meds

[past lagoon]

are you sure she goes away when you take your meds or she goes away when you don’t

[hot crystal]

Its definitely when i take them

[past lagoon]

Damn 😔

[hot crystal]

Constant pain and sumferimg

[past lagoon]

Sunfer with me

[umbral whale]

Wait hol ip

When u get a gf

[hot crystal]

Im waiting

[past lagoon]

If you go in your bathroom late at night and turn the lights out

And spin around three times and chant language unknown to man

You’ll have a girlfriend

[hot crystal]

Yeah i tried that

[hot crystal]

You need to read more carefully i think

[umbral whale]

I dunno dude I'm in one of my depresso/highly anxious moods

[past lagoon]

he was joking about his girlfriend goes away when he takes his meds because his gf is imaginary

or is she

[umbral whale]

Yeah I gathered that after

[past lagoon]

The real girlfriend was the friends we made along the way

[slim epoch]

did we make any of those tho 😔

[past lagoon]

The real friends was the friends we made along the way

[cyan oxide]

Acquire meds
Anxiety calms down
Learn how to deal with it
???
Profit

[past lagoon]

Ok but meds kind of suck I used to be on meds for adhd or whatever and they gave me tics

[cyan oxide]

Swap meds

[past lagoon]

Like really bad ones that left my throat or my eyes sore

[cyan oxide]

There isn't a correct med

[past lagoon]

This was out of my power mate

parents wouldn’t change meds

[cyan oxide]

If your psychiatrist won't listen to you

Oh

Unlucky, bad spawn

[past lagoon]

I don’t know if it was possible to get a diff kind that got rid of the tics

But I slowly grew out of them and don’t take meds anymore

[cyan oxide]

Every med comes with their quirks and how your body reacts to them

[past lagoon]

unfortunately that quirk was annoying fucking tics

[cyan oxide]

Unfortunately psychiatry isn't an Uber exact science

Med wise

[hot crystal]

A lot of them are dosage too right

Esp for sdhd

[past lagoon]

like I had sniffing, nose squinting, eye movement

[cyan oxide]

Yeah

[hot crystal]

Adhd

[past lagoon]

Some weird shit

[hot crystal]

You had tweaking

[umbral whale]

Meds Aren't going to help

[past lagoon]

Tweaking

[hot crystal]

Too much meth will do that

[past lagoon]

meds can help sometimes

But they might be expensive

[cyan oxide]

You've no idea how much they help

[umbral whale]

Then they fuck up your sex drive

[cyan oxide]

For a period in 2017-2018 I was going to the hospital every single night because I was sure I was going to die

[umbral whale]

So no they don't

[past lagoon]

who cares about sex

[cyan oxide]

Some do, some don't

Really depends

[past lagoon]

sex isn’t real

[hot crystal]

Hataro

[dusty scarab]

Sex is a man made construct

[past lagoon]

it’s just a myth

[cyan oxide]

Also why the fuck are you valuing sex that high if you can't live a functional life

[past lagoon]

^

[umbral whale]

I live a functional life

[hot crystal]

Probably doesnt think he can get his dopamine without it bro

[past lagoon]

Living happy better than sex

[hot crystal]

Is crippling loneliness functional now

[cyan oxide]

Anyway, meds helped out a lot, I stopped ubering to the ER thinking I was going into cardiac arrest

[past lagoon]

We’re glad to have you with us minalba

[umbral whale]

Well I mean I'm leaving the house

And meeting people

[past lagoon]

imagine feeling like you’re gonna die every night though that must suck

[cyan oxide]

not for long mf sayonara

[past lagoon]

minalba uses dab on the haters

It’s very effective

[cyan oxide]

Yet you have these thoughts plaguing you

[hot crystal]

We still have at least 900 days left right?

[umbral whale]

Just always think no one will ever want me, love me, care about me.

That I have nothing to offer anyone.

Both genders btw

[cyan oxide]

Little over 1k

[umbral whale]

It's starting to affect my work I've been taking a number of sick days

Since the strike

[dusty scarab]

1k days until?

[cyan oxide]

Yeah just go to a psychiatrist

Explain your situation

[umbral whale]

Mauricio

I'm gonna lose it

[cyan oxide]

Good ones can see through your bullshit if you're lying to them

[past lagoon]

Until minalba evolves into something beyond man

[umbral whale]

I cannot. Afford it.

[cyan oxide]

Hit me up

[umbral whale]

No

[cyan oxide]

We fix it (maybe)

[past lagoon]

“I can fix him”

we’re here if you need anyone to ramble at i guess

[umbral whale]

It'll be better tomorrow when I go into the office and get oogled by the old women

[cyan oxide]

Nah this fucker needs a doctor and pills

[past lagoon]

Obviously we aren’t doctors but like

I know people need someone to talk to

Just in general

[cyan oxide]

The way your head clears up with antianxiety meds is wild

[umbral whale]

Do you stop constantly worrying about every negative scenario

[radiant crown]

Can I somehow see the alts from a friends account on Raider.io ?

[hot crystal]

Dude when i was going down the escalator out the courthouse some woman was eyeing me and she was like hows your day going 💀

[umbral whale]

Or playing through every interaction you've ever had in your life constantly

[cyan oxide]

I had some strong pills specifically for panic attacks and or very strong thoughts so idk how they would affect you on the regular

But the way it worked for me was

"I'm dying I'm dying I'm going to die I'm dying I'm dying" -> pills -> not a single thought, let's order pizza

[umbral whale]

Oh

[shell sparrow]

First time?

(Don’t have pic saved)

[hot crystal]

I just thought it was relevant

[cyan oxide]

That's something that gets me to therapy, mood stabilizers + antidepressants did however help with getting stuck in bad loop thoughts

[hot crystal]

[cyan oxide]

A lot of mental is recognizing your own patterns tho hataro

And finding ways to break out

[past lagoon]

I have delivered unto thee

[cyan oxide]

The moment you realize "shit I'm spiraling down into X thoughts", you need to find something that gets you out of there

[past lagoon]

A meme template worthy of, uh, you I guess

[ashen ravine]

thats why I cut my wow sub

[past lagoon]

why

[ashen ravine]

but it didnt help (:

[hot crystal]

Im not diagnosed with anything but when i notice a depresso spiral i watch a movie

[past lagoon]

I just take a break from the game occasionally to play something else for mindless hours

waiting for 10.1.5

[umbral whale]

It'll get better tomorrow

Once I sleep it off

[ashen ravine]

lol

[umbral whale]

I'm taking steps to be social that's a start

[cyan oxide]

That's not how it works and we both know it

[past lagoon]

Well that’s good

[cyan oxide]

Yeah that's great

++

[past lagoon]

hey a good eep can help out

[cyan oxide]

sec chicken in the oven

[past lagoon]

maybe not solve problem but it’s definitely good

[umbral whale]

Still can't help but feel it's not going to get me anywhere

But maybe that's the anxiety talking

[hot crystal]

Being social and do things that make you better always get you somewhere

[past lagoon]

Well if you keep working hard maybe you’ll get somewhere

[ashen ravine]

maybe try to go for only 1 thing at the time

everything else you will bullshit yourself

[umbral whale]

Wdym?

zempai?

[hot crystal]

Me and who?

[ashen ravine]

how many things are in your head that make your think "I want to fix this"

[umbral whale]

Everything

[clever sleet]

Me

[ashen ravine]

pick a single, reasonable and comfortable one and start with that

it doesnt matter if it prolongs other stuff

[past lagoon]

Why’d tha cat scream in

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/chungha-dojauchistwt-gif-22020304

[hot crystal]

yeah me and her

[cyan oxide]

I'm about to eat him

[hot crystal]

me and her

[cyan oxide]

Hes worth 3020284( calories

[hot crystal]

i actually just ate soup

im full of soup

[cyan oxide]

What type

[past lagoon]

clearly your honor my client was full of soup

[cyan oxide]

What soup

[dusty scarab]

Soup time

[cyan oxide]

Give me more info

Andrew

[hot crystal]

veg minestrone

[cyan oxide]

[past lagoon]

Tomato

[hot crystal]

light lunch

so i can

[past lagoon]

Tomato soup and bread

[hot crystal]

bloatmax at sushi dinner

[cyan oxide]

[dusty scarab]

My tea icon keeps vanishing

[cyan oxide]

It's recharging

[ripe wasp]

I can't catalyst my 415 shoulders from the weekly heroic dungeons quests. Scammed.

[dusty scarab]

Shitty ass system

[past lagoon]

My shadow dance icon Is completely different

[dusty scarab]

Already on CD

[past lagoon]

It’s like instant poison but pink or somethin

[cyan oxide]

You're talking about discord and he's talking about ingame

It's dark brew icon

[past lagoon]

what

[cyan oxide]

Sub talent

Dark brew

[past lagoon]

It was shadow dance earlier

Now it’s a different role

Entirely

they removed my shadow dance role I’ll get them for this

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/chungha-kimchungha-byulhanni-gif-20410230

[ashen ravine]

):

game bugged out while calculating my token creatures

[cyan oxide]

[steel snow]

@lyric spear @sharp ferry

[umbral whale]

im 33

zempai

[sharp ferry]

Hi :)

[lyric spear]

hope you’re having a wonderful day tisu

[umbral whale]

I dont have time to focus on one thing

[tropic skiff]

@cyan oxide bro i received my new films

wanna see

tell me if ppl should let me cook

[steel snow]

wasnt too bad outside of some griefing in one of my raids

wbu

[cyan oxide]

Show

[lyric spear]

iv slept 4h in 40h

i’m a walking creature

[tropic skiff]

never let sis cook again

here films started trolling but it also look kind cool

[hasty nova]

MY COLLECTION NOOOOOOO
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(I dislike this)

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[cyan oxide]

THIS IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 PUT IT OUT

WHO LET WOMEN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

UNDROP THESE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

That old man in a hat is 100% vibing with life

[tropic skiff]

bro looked crazy

i had t o take his pic

[cyan oxide]

His style is immaculate

[tropic skiff]

my mom chilling with her dog

[tropic skiff]

i literally follow him for 10 minutes for the pic bro

[ashen ravine]

you are gatekeeping yourself from trying babysteps. Not much to explain here since you feel stuck and overwhelmed in the first place

• i am not qualified

[umbral whale]

therapize me zempapi

UwU

[ashen ravine]

I am stuck and overwhelmed myself, maybe I am one step ahead because I already accepted it

[umbral whale]

oh no I know I'm stuck and need to make drastic changes

[ashen ravine]

real acceptance requires patience imo

if your answer is "I am old lol" youre in bullshitting era

[cyan oxide]

true true true true true true

[cyan oxide]

REAL

[umbral whale]

bro I'm 33

I got no girl

[cyan oxide]

Stfu

[umbral whale]

I got no social life

[ashen ravine]

I turn 35

[umbral whale]

I'm stuck in my job

[cyan oxide]

Yeah but zempai is still right

[umbral whale]

we taking steps

but it is sometimes crushing how much I need to fix

and I need it fixed now

because I'm too old

its not like im 22

[cyan oxide]

Yeah that comes with therapy and meds

[umbral whale]

if I don't fix this shortly im gonn die

with no one

[cyan oxide]

Because doing this shit alone is grueling

[steel snow]

hey that sounds a bit like me on bfa release

[ashen ravine]

thats an artificial opinion you made up because it doesnt match your goals

[umbral whale]

wdyn

[steel snow]

but there it was 6h sleep after 70h awake

[cyan oxide]

Idk, I feel like it's valid

It's how he feels

Just gotta address that

[inner wadi]

atleast your job isnt target

[lyric spear]

what were you doing

[inner wadi]

zempai are you actually 35

[ashen ravine]

yes

[umbral whale]

You're management

[inner wadi]

wtf lmao

[umbral whale]

And do you have 35000 in debt

[inner wadi]

not atm

[umbral whale]

Deeny

[steel snow]

keys, leveling etc

[inner wadi]

i have 12k in debt

[umbral whale]

Oh

[lyric spear]

sounds fun

[umbral whale]

Well welcome to the club

[lyric spear]

wish i could go back

and do that

[steel snow]

i took a nap during freehold shark boss rp

was good

[lyric spear]

looooool

[ashen ravine]

i love being a 15yo idiot on the internet, its fun taking stuff ad absurdum

(:

[hot crystal]

zempai and mizlow

[mystic crown]

hi alice!

[lyric spear]

hi nortim

[mystic crown]

:)

[ashen ravine]

sure its valid if the reality doesnt match your vision of being X years old, but its only as relevant as you want it to be. And by making it too relevant while having real issues is bullshit, and denying that is unhealthy delusional

there

I obviously can be super wrong with my opinions since im in the middle of my own shit for over 5 years

[lyric spear]

:)

[undone bone]

discord dying

[sharp ferry]

I love when you try to bring logical fallacies into arguments with strangers on the internet, and it just makes you look like a child

[surreal dagger]

at least we’re not dying alone

[mystic crown]

what the fuck is even happening here

[serene crescent]

discord seems to be taking a lil shit

[ashen ravine]

please dont use difficult words

[cyan oxide]

I'm admiring my calves

[clever sleet]

So am I

[narrow steeple]

Yeah, a bunch of discord servers are shitting themselves atm

Surprisingly, only MMO based servers so far 🤔

[sharp ferry]

What word did I use that was difficult

[slim epoch]

probably fallacy

[ashen ravine]

I cleverly implied a joke about being a child

(:

[sharp ferry]

Your credibility in arguments is neutered, no one here will take anything you say with an ounce of seriousness

Perhaps don't pick on people

But I digress

[serene crescent]

probably largest amount of people in them I guess

[slim epoch]

did the league server shit itself

i'd imagine that one is full

[serene crescent]

the one piece ones have

so it's only the big ones

[cyan oxide]

Fallacy sounds like phallussy

[slim epoch]

truu

[ashen ravine]

that could have easily been a DM rather than picking on me out of the blue while I already made fun of myself, but since I dont really care about status when talking to strangers on the internet Ill answer any question

[lyric spear]

i’m getting buffed when the patch comes out

[slim epoch]

i'm getting buff when the patch comes out 💪

[undone bone]

im in some tl discords and they also are going intermitently down

[lyric spear]

i’ll be able to have gold on any realm

[undone bone]

finally my gold in spanish reals is not in the nether

[lyric spear]

no longer will i be bound by the repair bill

[slim epoch]

i usurped my guild and took away everyones repair privileges

so everytime they do a m+ dungeon im covered for another week

[lyric spear]

no longer will my friends hear “guys i can’t afford repair”

[sharp ferry]

Ye fam I'm not accepting a dm request from you, stay safe.

[lyric spear]

https://youtu.be/QQcQDbpDH_o

[hasty nova]

[lyric spear]

hater

embrace tradition

[sharp ferry]

Man, it's been a minute since I've seen skrillex

[slim epoch]

reject tradition

embrace modernity