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people? 
Friends?
It’s George’s bday dog
Yes 
Yes
why are you clubbing seals
It’s his favorite thing
helps pay the bills?
@edgy lion thought u might like this one too
And keeps meat cost down
where yuumi
im not saying id hurt you. but what i am saying is your a disgusting human being

I also can’t navigate your landscape since I am not familiar with it and some claims just look so ridiculous to me
dont mention that creatures name
Last games :^)
playing the most disgusting
and type
champs alive
Gragas was offrole jg man
actual rat behavior
Wanted a free W
because he wins every match up
Musk is pretty ridiculous.
Oh yeah kieron spammed me with tunes gotta listen
He is a showman like Trump
Maybe he actually aims at the same peak

That I don’t know about as well, you are way better informed if he shows any political ambition
Genuinly what is wrong with you
hes allowed to have 1 thing wrong with him
Leotrix 
your starting to sound to highclass for me to talk to you
Clicked kieron spotify link and it auto played in my bathroom and I think my mum just got a heartattack
gg
XDDDDDDDD
Brother lol
started blasting dubstep max volume in the bathroom bec I've just showered
@edgy lion you havent seen me dress haha
You ever listen to the playlists where it’s “2000s electronic but you’re in the bathroom at the party”
you wear polos?
if so get away
Has he seen you in a dress though?
I hope not
real
Wearing a purple one rn
With ripped Jean's
My new boots
mission accomplished
what boots did you end up getting
The men here dress like hobos
we are free of the high class man
I belong in Montreal or toronto not st John's
not ripped jeans man
Common workers unite
polos are fine
Jeans just Confirmed my reasoning
He's 33 man
@shell sparrow I went through the 23 posts, all true.
Let the man wear a polo
he lives in a back water
he looks so out of place im willing to bet its criminal
everything
Depends a lot on the type
not all guys can pull it off
Lose this 
idk just opposite of my vibe

think that shit looks godawful
If you wanna be an alt dude
just wear baggy ripped jeans
those are fine
skinny jeans no bueno
I wouldn’t say they are skinny
(again depends on rip but still)
They are normal
or just black cargos bro
But like big thighs you feel me
yeah there's skinny jeans or there's regular jeans
anyone else feel like pulling a seli
and putting things in holes they shouldnt go in
there's a big diff
(q tips)
Kesha biggest dubstep fan
Ironically or not?
no
(my ears)
it sends me into a fear
wat the hell
https://open.spotify.com/track/2vk63a0DpsEDiCG4k0mjCF?si=b3536642f2204c5d monstercat release too

@glass trail they're just ripped
@pulsar trail require watch help
get a new one
That's min $100
Ye min probs
how do you lose a watch brother
wish I could ban you for this one
If I'm not in myhouse I feel awful w/o one
I got a watch for graduation
@glass trailok im home
Shit tier bracelets > watches
Just have both?
and they were not cheap

mf just go thrift a pair of 501's and take a knife to them or something
stop spending 900 bucks on ripped jeans
you bozo
Hataro get ripped black jeans with an oversized tank top and lots of jewelry
You're wearing 300 buck ralph lauren ripped jeans
It’s your training arc
my others arent ripped
I don't think there's anything more wrong than hating on levis when you're spending stupid money on that shit
I could have 3 pairs of diff levis for the same cost of your shite jeans

like a GOOD pair of jeans is min 600-700
Yeah I don't need my jeans to be a priceless artifact to be carried down through my bloodline brother
I need a pair that fit and look good

600 canadian pesos is like 90€
do 600$ jeans even exist if they are not designer?
Probably are designer
even acne studio is cheaper
but hataro probably rubs one out as soon as he puts them on
also why are you spending 300 on jeans and only 100 on a watch
Im not saying I would buy them rn
??????
because jans
hataro are you talking canadian pesos or actual dollars
can last you a lifetime dude
canadian
why the fuck
would I be speaking in american dollars
because why the fuck would I understand
canadian pesos
that's still a stupid amount of money
its still 400-500€
and thats why I still own them
7 years later
still an absolutely mindnumbingly dumb amount of money
bro just buy uniqlo pants for 50€
and they're still in amazing condition
ive not paid 700 for all the jeans ive bought my entire life
Yeah I mean if I wasn't a fatass my levis I bought 6 years ago would still be bingchilling
they're also timeless classics (not ripped
) and cost a fraction
Great to hear that atleast
this is something I bought a few years ago when I was flush with cash
why are you defending it like that then 
my jeans I just bought are $100
i could be elon musk and i wouldnt pay over 300€ for pants
because if I had the money
I wouldn't buy jeans that were less than what I said
if I had the money I still wouldn't spend it on jeans
I'd spend it on designer tshirts or watches or someshit
Shoes
zine you wearing other jewelry or just watch?
nobody cares how much you shell out for jeans, if you like to masturbate looking at them thats all for you brother
I can say that
Just a watch for now, I'm getting rings and probably some bracelet of some sort next year when I'm not ultra broke

I'm just not spending money on any clothes or anything rn
I sorta have too
I just lost 35 lbs over the last year
I spent a good 1-2k euros last year on revamping my entire closet so
so I had to throw out a bunch of shit
now we chilling
i bought a cute one of those shoulder/chest bags and i thought i was cool and then i went on a concert on friday and i think 90% of dudes were wearing a chest bag too
NPC moment
I hate buying pants
its wild im down to a 31 waist
yea loving it
why not?
@glass trailwhen I was 205
not my style at all
Or well, it kinda would fit with some of my shit
they're so shit
not having your keys, wallet, phone etc bulking up your pant pockets is real nice
plus im carrying sun screen everywhere now 
I don't have my keys or wallet with me 9/10 times
We have a code thingy lock for our door so don't need keys
thats nice
and my wallets only use is for my id if I'm going out to a bar
fuck these olives are so good
I have my bankcard and everything in my phone
definitely among hataro's worst takes
Try losing north of 50 pounds and see what that does to a mfs closet
you don't like olives?
AND WE'RE NOT DONE YET
no
Olives are awful agreed
imagine being this objectively wrong


coffee bis
zine I am supposed to go out with this woman for drinks tn
and I am hoping she doesnt message me
that way we can ghost each other
olives are only good if you kill enough of their flavor with heat 

having fun
Tell her you cba
are you
"dont think im ready for this situationship"
ngl I dunno why I even got her # like I knew she had a kid
all I wanted to do was hit
dont hit the kid
nah she not looking for that I don't think
Just be nice and respectful and explain that's what you're looking for
THEN DON'T

we haven't spoken in days it's best I leave it
hit it if you know you're lit
ok not feeling these olives anymore
2 is enough
I dunno why they give me a whole ass like 10
top 10 anime character development
I deleted all my online dating apps
cba
focusing on irl

I've had everything turned off for like 2 months or something
until my friend wanted to drunk swipe on my shit ydya
so now I have 15 women expecting messages

yeah see thats the other thing
gotta go out and get professional photos done and shit
for tinder
and I cba
bro calm down
putting in that much work
I mean nah
my tinder pictures were so ugly 
alot of people would suggest if you're gonna take OLD seriously
only recent ones i had
that you get professional photos done
Mine are but I'm drunk and goofy 
hataro being fine with AOTC in wow but minmaxing tinder
like the lighting/mirrors there are 10/10
yeah but taking it seriously makes it too much man
Ditto but I wont until I'm yuge
you are getting matches and dates hataro why are you sweating
gym pics on tinder are cringe asf
Unfortunately yes but they're also effective
not enough
and not high enough quality
to be blunt
but also thats a product of living here
getting fucking tired of single moms fr
I swear you and porg make it sound like everyone around you is a swamp creature
zine
stop being 33
NL is known to have an aging population
and like remember that girl I showed you
and you said she was a a7
Yeah the 22yo
I would consider her like a 8.5 - 9 here
probs big contrast between swe and where you're at then ig
now that's a 10/10
Not yet sir
need to drop 5kg fat and my jawline should be able to slice paper
that's the goal
:gigachadess:
my standards are literally on the floor
I appreciate the chadess
Hes finding trouble with the " dont have kids Option " here

yeah y'all need to stop railing eachother like rabbits over there
@umbral whale why dont you apply for next season of love is blind or some shit 

only way to date outside of your island
Why havn't you
$$
600€ Jeans > getting off the arctic islands
600 euro jeans > not only dating women who come with a child
tf is debt servicing
alot of young people leave for similar reasons
paying loans
its all the teens do sadly
I have 35000
400 a month in insurance? god dfam
uFF
thats just student debt
never had a cent of debt in my life 
oooof
my car loan is another 20k
poor hataro deep in the debt
Yeah I mean I'm gonna take a student loan when I go uni
Just bec it's nearly 0 interest
i wanna try and connect with hataro... but my native Heritage pays for everything
So might aswell take it and invest and pay it off at some point later and make money off a favourable loan
do you also have a payback cap
proper thing
no clue honestly
What did I do
honestly the car thing is such a piss off
I just know the interest is like 0.59% and I can pay it off in like decades
I wish I didnt need a car here
Linked htat fucking song bro
like in yermany you can get a loan sorta thing if your parents dont have a lot of money but you will never have to pay off more than 10k€ even if you take like 70k€
at least I make enough money I'm still chilling
I need to make more tho so I can get out of this situation
do you need a 20+k car though?
Something like 1100 euros a month with like nada interest
maybe not
yea same in yerm
Might aswell as I probs cba working part time too
my car cost 3.5k 
but we'll see
Cars are fun it’s a solid investment

might work and take the loan at the same time
its the worst investment


every time you use it it deterioates
Smiles per gallon
truthfully I agree with you somewhat
HERE YOU GO FULL PAMPER TOKYO

Just get a bike
??
i got a ford fiesta
so im alwöays having a party

You fuckers thinking bikes actually let you move around here

maybe I couldve bought a cheaper car
e-bike
not my fault you have shit tier infrastructure
and its mostly cause of the accident
its not shit tier
its my fault
Everything is just massively spread out
It is though
its not? Roads are fine they are paved regularly
Ye but donde esta good public transport
Bikes are not useful when you need to take a high way to anywere under 40m
Buts guys you’re missing the part cars are fun
Leave 4 hours earlier
@edgy lionmfs were trying to tell me girls don't care if you have a car for dating when we live here
we have buses. Its just they are not gona go to every hick and bum town were most of the people live

Why would you go to hick and bum towns?

Bozo behaviour ngl
I mean yes
Thats what inbreeding dos
to the population

some of theses people put the hapsburgs to shame

but also the fact most of the shit here gos back to fishing... or other type of primary resource harvesting
and result is everything is spread out
thats the part where your infrastructure is shit
"no its not shit, its just that its shit"
ye being highway bound is kinda dogshit imo but if you live in hick and bum towns it makes sense ye

it sucks
that this is a mandatory thing
but
$850 a month on a vehicle
lmao
is what I pay
yall like why no bike lanes mayby because our population is so little and so spread that its legit just a massive waste of cash to implement them.
Yea i think you over payed for your car... but its done now. just look for the best way to move forward
no I didnt
Cost of living crisis isn't real
thats the market
i think fearing the past will just be a problem
porg
Why not just buy a old beater?
Like i dont understand
newfoundland is filled with them
I mean maybe I couldve
Not maybe
bro im 33
Materialism 
I can afford it

its not like I cant
Consumerism 
I mean being able to afford something and it being a smart purchase is two different things
but i am not you nor do i control your money
Now you're just making up words you lil commy
in the grand scheme of things
its insurance thats fucking me
hataro be like "i gotta move away from here to date" but then he also be like "I gotta spend all my money on a car to increase my fictional "market value" to get with the single moms here that im not interested in anyways"
not the actual loan
Any past crashes?
yeah
📠
OOF
a couple actually
gl you cant realy fix that besides time
I had 2 in 2018
which were about to go over 6 years
Ow yea no shit. No mater the car you get its gona be expensive hataro
Just shat my pants AMA
Ill be out of facility next year

I was only paying $250 a month before
love bernie
its just im a moron


just work towards making it better
its sucks and will be hard but its possible
probably right but
also did i mention how i hate to be the voice of reason? some one else take over
Stop listening to free bird in the car bro
too late now
but it isnt all that bad
some of the proceeds from the car were used to clear off remaining CC debt
so
I'm at 0 on that
I was at $5000
so

@heady oriole i had a professional football scout and data analyst from fc twente enschede slide into my DMs 
its why it was sort of a blessing it let me get out from some stupid ass debt I had from years and years ago

even if its temporarily expensive on the insurance cost
and with a16 civic I am really not worried about it breaking down o nme
reminds me I gotta lower the limit on my CC


to $1000
no I've had it that high for like 10 years
mine is limitted to 500€ 
thats uhhh... terrifying
400$ cad
I've maxed it out I think 3 times now?
Don't even have a cc 
granted my spending habits have MASSIVELY improved
i mean thats fine as long as your making your payments hataro
i got mine 2 months a go dont worry 
IF your not your credit is mangled
and the last time I maxed it was because of an emergency
and making really low wages needing to live
Aint planning on getting ona any time soon
thankfully we got 0 balance
i just got mine because booking airbnbs and shit sometimes requires a credit card
Yuh
dont plan on using it for anything outside of things its necessary for
don't

although every time i pay 100€ with my credit card they plant a tree
ye

We live in a credit / debtors economy, abuse that where you can.
understood capatan
yes
just dont fuck yourself over
because thats also a danger
Yuh.
You definitely don't need a $5,000 limit to abuse the credit system
Or to use the credit system to get warranty on your purchases
I've given up on ever buying a house without third party help so
fuc kit

I just live my life at this point
Fair.
it'll be someone elses problem when I retire
my family is rich anyways
they'll take me in
I dunno why I have this crippling need to have material things
hoping it works out 
Because you have nothing
Were you always not poor?
Do you have worries about becoming poor?
What Kind of material things do you want?
clothes, shoes, watches, ect.
nice car, nice house
I gotta take on a second job or something
There's a pretty large gradient to the word nice, you know?
so I can start really getting this debt paid down
Eg. My parents own a nice house that they're trying to sell.
Hey you want to buy a $300,000 house in North Carolina?
Nice(Ralph Lauren clothing) vs Nice(bespoke clothing)
Where do you downgrade crests again? Too much aspect not enough wyrm.
Nice (tailored t-shirts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixYwDntgdJ0
is this primordial startrooper?

in fairness though I do like looking nice fashion wise
I'm pretty vain/proud of the way I look
anyways
Yeah but do you want to look rich
Or do you want to look nice
Because you can look rich without being rich
that's what those instagram traders do
i just wanna look cute 
You can also look like a hype beast without any kind of personality
pmuch
rent car for couple hours, make photos, done
I just want to look comfy 
I just want to look NICE
anyways
gotta figure out how to get out of this position im in
nah my clothes need to fit better
maybe i cut back for a year on living expenses
First step; try to move out of this shit hole
Comfy.
take the compliment, mister
Was it about FM or something else? 
yea he was asking if he can have my data LOL
well not about FM
lol
scouts use FM for real life scouting a lot lol
Say not for free mf
sent him the link to my API which he can get access to for 15€/month 

Weed is so cheap here
California go be lit
Unironically you need money to build things and make things better, if only they would...

They go to a lot of things
I'm mostly talking about state taxes and not federal taxes anyway
True
Oh fair
Could definitely spend all taxes better
Police budgets for instance
way too high
me when they hotfixed zskarn

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wtf
CHEESE 😁 😁 😁 😁
cheese 🤮
This mfer has a weakness to cheese 
lactose intolerance gotta be the weirdest mental illness
my kryptonite
Dude
I am in fucking
Tears
NOW THAT
is not ok
i would gag upon entering the house
I often say things that are smartge
did i stutter?

Man I love In-N-Out

Same
the fries are the worst part about that gif
129 what
129!
No fucking idea.

!pf
!pf solo x seli
!pf
I WENT TO THE PRIDE PARADE IN SAN FRANCISCO AND ZOOEY ZEPHYR SHOOK MY HAND
im not gonna say it
real
i won't talk if i talk im in big trouble
so i won't talk
tbf Neanderthals didn't practice proper cleanliness techniques so he's just following his ancestors' example.
hes called edge-worth for a reason
it takes all my will power not to

should have PId the rogue
a filthy PIer
The two deaths were my pi target and backup pi target in macro
I need a mouseover for it tbh
Too undependable
ooofea
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
https://twitter.com/cosmicfibretion/status/1672388963854696457?s=20
I have a feeling the 28th and 29th will go down in the history books in an unexpectedly wild way for the foundations of physics.
Buckle up, we’re going for one helluva ride :)
5486
353
yea man exilecon
we livin in the matrix?
great physics convention

My assumption is some ML front end for cosmology research or observation.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@livid socket found a yerba mate finally you was right it’s good
Can we go back to teasers with random noises, I like those better
🐑

wat
Realism doesn't hold up
(maybe)
just go faster than speed of light
physics is fixed
where is my nobel prize
Fuck physics we can’t explain shit show me the aliens I wanna see what they eat
that would actually break physics
yeah
I wonder if they got tacos
hey everyone, im currently transfering to a new server (was nemesis EU) which servers do you advise to join in? mainly m+ and raid (60/40 priority)?
mythic raid?
yes
join a guild and then transfer to their server after finishing the trial
m+ doesn't matter what serv
but im more oriented for m+, i care about progress but i would say im midcore on raid
oh i thought it did since a lot of players told me that they didnt invite me because im from nemesis lol
nemesis might have a stigma, dunno what eu servers people dont like playing with
probably because its an italian only server
us servers its frostmourne bc of ping and then servers like ragnaros/quelthalas bc of the language barrier
oh i see, then i will wait for an EU player so that i could gather more info about this, thank you for helping 
Literally nothing. 

draenor
Kazzak -> Russian Realms -> any non english realms -> english, is probably the order from wost to best for EU rly doesnt matter tho people that dont invite cause of realm are a special anyway
why would you suggest kazzak or draenor? @cyan oxide @unique isle
def not kazzak
oh lol sorry
kazzak is worse than any other realm on EU from stigma around it
thought you meant the opposite
oh didnt know about that
so basically tarren mill or twisting nether
Tarren mill is biggest realm, then twisting nether and draenor
Would pick 1 of those 3
But seeing if you can find a guild to raid at first is probably best bet
Only kazzak / french realms / sanguino have stigma around it
i thought nemesis too, Its been 3 weeks to get listed for a +23 lol
and i have +22 on both weeks
realms rarely matter THAT much
probably your class or just better people applying to reroll their keys or smth
Feel like they are working towards removing realm restrictions completely slowly
yeah i always thought theres no point in doing this
Oxi has an absolute dump truck.
Real?

And true.
thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, as some would say
dinosaur egg oatmeal?
Me tomorrow morning
Weak
rampage enjoyer
Imagine thinking your insults still mean anything bc I play brown class
My honest reaction to them
only reason you play warrior is because you didn't have the drip to play rogue
Then take the L

and head to the bench
No??

got outplayed by a vulpera rogue smh

we dont choose the drip, the drip chooses us
@clever sleet we going to try for a key two days in a row?
I beat him 
But it's whispyr
I'm not kicking that man off rogue
you would be doing him a favor
brown class talking a lot of trash right now smh
Its ok i think i turn in my Drip to join the Teal bar bros
wr 400 mf cooking the perfect raid comp to not get hof
mayby they got the secret cook book
Didn't you get kicked
For not filling vault
Ye


nah he got kicked because gainz called
Nah he got cripplingly depressed first
was minalba big time raider
gainz is new development
gainz >>>> vault
Fuck no
you get depression when you don’t lift. dumbassery
My raiding was done in SoD raiding 5x a week and enjoying it
you calf has a pitchforks
grey is that you

I miss 3 raid minalba














