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I end up never gathering food
and then die in the giant mountain I decided to excavate for no reason
I YEARN FOR THE MINES
blazing too hard 
Oxi the Delver
im sore in muscles I didnt know I had after working in kitchen again wage slaveing
Ehhhhhh, I wouldn't mind it. If they get my name wrong though I'm out
low key once I started figuring out delve, I stopped hating it as much
same with heist
I made good moneys from heist last league
Hmm, I can’t really. Minecraft has such a vague definition of “being good at” that I don’t think anyone can say they’re bad at it
I never hated delve, delve is cool
heist is always big money
Heist I can’t stand tho
delve can be annoying after the 12312321 time
It’s just not arpg
being a raider helped a lot with heist
but what i do now is ignore until i can just scarab until i can get to 300+
then fossils and resonators begin raining
MEN
Is cobblestone made of rocks??
It’s the same problem as with d4 and le
Heist is “rush to objective, ignore monsters”
That’s just shit gameplay
yea i dont mind heist
I find minecraft oddly spooky sometimes
but would never do a char just for it
like my friend does
with so much MS
you can get stuck on walls because you go too fast
I dont like delve because I dont know the routes/layouts to explore darkness
Like those ray things that chase you in the night if you dont sleep
and without that delve sucks
i hate those manta ray looking hoes
yea fuck em
fractured wall if there is more than 2 spaces
I dont wanna know
I dont mind heist
You can get stuck because NPC can’t blow up a door on 5th attempt

yea that is so funny
its cool for xp and chill, starting money but otherwise its not my farm strat or anything
even with super action speed they get with good gear
watching vindery PUMPPYUMP
and do nothing
for like 10 secs
you run way go back
nothing
Not even do nothing
They hide behind shield, explo animation plays but it doesn’t blow up the door
That bug exists since heist release
Still in the game
Core ready btw
give me sentinel core
i know, mining alone in the dark hole and give u some weird sound
i hate that
swap ultimatum with ritual
old harvest was so good too
yea the sound design is excellent
but lets not open the remove add and keep pre/suff
@pulsar trail just saw a rogue called ogxi
is that your good twin?
im still salty
yea scare me off and pee my pant
I didnt play much in harvest, played chaos spellslinger trickster
just a starter build and nothing after
are you calling me trash?
wtf man
Old harvest was legit almost item editor
ye
so good
too op
no, but you are the evil twin
guess some assa otp aren’t happy you play sub
ogxi is a better name than .oxi
@lean stump dont be scared
I somehow never get past having a small farm and an unfinished house, despite the whole mining and exploring process being fun
ogxii even better
Otp is one time password. Work curse
😦
wtf
haha
tarantulas are a mix between tame dog and cat

can be freaky ig
they are oddly cute
i would not mind them much
You are cute
unless they just drop up from above

bottle
dfa spider
🤗
the tarantula in that video is skittish cause it is being introduced to a mate or something
little nervous boy
peelaw
guys stop damage stop damage
piss in the sink

i'm sorry

use a window
dw its ok for joke
imagine you get introduced to a 5m chick suddenly
isnt there a risk the female just kills the male as well
dont threaten me with a good time
as one does
doesnt black widows kill the male?
if they dont like the other they just cold stone murder
i heard of that after female get the children borned they will kill the male
their ass
depeens on the race, some do it all the time, some dont, some only in emergency
lmao
wish I got squeezed by scarjo
would you die for 1 good nut?
was perfect 😁
best I can do is a squeezing by me
take it or leave it
going out like a champ
no responsibility for the kid
freedom
I despise children
@torn mural are you okay, friend? Something exploded in Paris it seems
i dont like children either but not to the point of hate
wtf
just dont get them near me
im fine if it is capybara children
How do you live with yourself then?
we can vibe
im 31
That doesn’t mean you are not a manchild
gas explosion in paris
yeha, children hate is weird af
i dont want children myself either, but i dont hate them lol, quiet the opposite
Im ok since I live at 400kms from Paris
but yeh
Well you could be walking there
nice to know
How would I know
probably gas explosion it seems
Stay safe
:hackerman:
ye true Im going there next month
same
same

birb better, birb stronger
waiting for him to fall in something
im almost closer to paris than dadsen
who is the real frenchy now
wonder how close is barcelona to paris
im coming to barcelona in august hacha
10 hr 43 min (1,035.3 km) via A75 and A71
i believe its pronounced barthelona
very true
also lul planes cost 20€
God bless ryanair
f16 what is that
Fighter jet
a plane
I think
$20 is a steal
How are flights that cheap? 
In an air-to-surface role, the F-16 can fly more than 500 miles (860 kilometers), deliver its weapons with superior accuracy, defend itself against enemy aircraft, and return to its starting point. An all-weather capability allows it to accurately deliver ordnance during non-visual bombing conditions.
drove wall the way to Córdoba once with my family, Andalusia is beautiful
@lilac heath
Short flight high density and no comfort or amenities
also burning cash

and hope your bag does not weight more than 20kg
or actually dont even have a bag
Makes sense
yea you can only have a small backpack by default with ryanair
you're not allowed to bring any snacks or you might tip the plane mid-flight
lmao
also you gotta help build up speed on the runway like the Flintstones
if you want like a small carry-on suitcase you pay like 20€ extra and if you want a carry on and more baggage that you give up before checking in its like 40€ extra
more than the flight
they need every passenger to help
if you dont lift off then you delay the next flight so its kinda rough
me neither
have you ever clapped in a theater
just stare at the nearest hot chick
russians see clapping as weakness
real hard
like movie theater?
or theater theater
ye
movie theater no lol
If I am impressed yes
who claps in the movies?
In movies - no
yea, for a movie
Clap to who? Screen?
in a cinema
send a voice memo to the director with the sound of you clapping
i think clapping for the pilot is a very german thing though
not sure if other countries do it as much as we do
Nah
People in Brazil love to do it
spain too
why
I don’t get why
Fuckin twats
congrats you did you job
nobody claps when I compile a package
“Thanks for doing your job as expected”
people should clap if i deploy something and it has no breaking bugs, too
Thanks for not killing us
Thanks for not letting the intrusive thoughts win and nosedive into the sea
i will ask for claps when i do a vpn from one point to another next time
CLAP MARY
why¿
CLAP
I am starting to enjoy the testing aspect of QA
Yeah I want standing ovation for every dashboard
I enjoy making the developers cry
honestly i should be a QA guy for wow, i found so many bugs when i was playing
You just played rogue
problem is you would report 100 bugs
Those are features
why didnt the other rogues find them then
You were unpaid QA
they would fix 20 and let others on the backburner prio 6
hook no work
bad rogues
Not really far off from real QA tbh
wait a minute
Painful reality
echoing reprimand still exists right
Yes
please tell me they finally fixed the bug of being able to infinitely spam it
i found that in 2021 i think

and its borderline gamebreaking
Unfortunately, people don’t value QA, all about devs
Pretty sure you can still SnD forever with ER
lmao
I can't even do my job properly because I can't develop myself 
im just waiting for the day were they give us a good enough cooldown ability that will make just casting it + SnD spam a valid playstyle
Bte into SnD into bte
shadowblades, AR and deathmark are all kinda meh
Deploy?
nah there's a bunch of stuff to automate
but no rights on my machine so I can't really get my dependencies up and running

All the time you spent in Silithus during BfA doesn't count
yea sometimes im also amused by the fireworks after im done with my part
i just make sure they can access to the places they need
then they begin wilding
do not compare sb and dm with ar
two of those create real burst windows that the spec plays around and depending on the build might hold other cooldowns for
adrenaline rush is not even near anything like that
send cds on CD
AR is when outlaw just really really wants to be fury
is that why the "animation" is the rogue yelling into air
Shadowblades (the role in this server) should be named Adrenalin Rushes next April Fools
where else should he yell
grab a glass of water and yell into it

I got a better one
what if for april fools next year
shiennar bans me
how funny would that be
for life
don't worry, you give me adrenaline rush every time you ping me
cuz oxi is so buff and intimidating
@heady oriole dame just requested a trade apparently
All I see are boOoks
no man 😦
he was supposed to retire a blazer
B Tier source but he's been very accurate this season
idk
praying for some massive roster blowup trades tomorrow
I love dame a lot

its been getting hyped up too much
seeing him in a jersey that's not a blazers is gonna look weird
Definitely 
isnt that beer
"cited his focus on competing for an NBA title and does not trust the Blazers ability to build a championship contending roster in his preferred timeline."

shortlist is LAC, Heat, Nets and 76ers for whatever fucking reason
if he wants a title
"putting some meats on the grill"
I don't blame him
"smoking these meats"
you need to believe in it harder
I smokes the meats
honestly this sucks as much as watching ray allen leave for the celtics
i dream about arguing with a vtuber last night
it aint happen yet oxi
like you like the guy and want him to win a ring
which i had sub
this guy isnt s tier source
but it sucks
who knows
I mean Dame deserves a ring
Yeah
and tbh the blazers haven't really impressed
It makes sense though
portland knows now that scoot is going 3
so they keeping the pick i guess
maybe its his agent let it leak to try to get them to do something on draft day
or maybe the blazers did it to get more draft picks
lol
i just hope something massive happens tomorrow man
please
zion trade, pg trade, whoever the fuck
Don't come to discord tomorrow.
bro?
grandmas mini sandwich cream cookies the goated vending machine snack, true or false


I honestly think scoot is going to be insane in like 3 years tops
so at least they have that
You can come is ok
Sure, but that’s assuming they have the other pieces as well. And someone that can coach them to be successful…
did you basketball people watch that basketball movie with adam sandler on netflix?
I didn’t. Looked interesting though
its good i enjoyed it a lot
!pf
Will have to check it out
also watched moneyball recently
pretty good but not as good as i hoped it would be
heard a lot of good things about it before :D
Haha yeah
what qualifies as vending machine snack
like random shit you dont normally buy?
I’m so behind on movies/shows I wanna watch or need to catch up on
i was talking with my dad earlier about how every sport is becoming moneyball
my gues is a snack you buy from a vending machine
prob true lol
yea data is getting a lot more accessible and more people understand data nowadays
!pf vaporeon x
Me when 538
although when you look at how people misinterpret xG in football all the time im not that sure actually
ITS ALL ABOUT THE XG
feels like every time i watch football with friends i gotta explain to them how xG works and how it doesnt work 
what is xG?
ya
It’s after xF

moneyball only worked hella cause no team was doin advanced analytics
now everyteam doin that moneyball isnt the best
i go for gummys in vending
Expected goals
its basically the odds of a shot in football being a goal if it was taken by the average football player
i never get them normally
@pulsar trail @modest lion @gaunt cipher https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kUmfI5Q_iDo
I am melting from both temperature and this video
!iq
165: _lerix IQ Classification: Very superior
!iq
38: tiemyee IQ Classification: Imbecile
real
I love xG discussions with folks that don’t understand it
!iq
114: makeitquake IQ Classification: Average
False
!iq
200: .inphamous IQ Classification: Edith Stern
Who?
168: minalba IQ Classification: Very superior
this person must film their cats every waking hour of the day
with how often i see them
they're cute but idk
!iq
152: ramlu IQ Classification: Very superior
!iq
29: soloxcx IQ Classification: Imbecile
aw fruit gummies
my favorite thing is when they are like "look at this, its 0.64xG to 1.4xG but team B is losing. xG is such a hoax!!" and then the next game they start comparing the amount of shots the teams had
These are like 90% of our discussions haha
x3
!pf forsens dog
!pf its joever
playing well <> winning, hard for people I guess
people have a really hard time understanding what probabilities mean
its the exact same thing as when people complain about always getting bad rolls with RtB as outlaw
if the xG is over 1 that means that a team MUST have scored a goal is what they think
one team could have been pushing all game but couldnt convert their chacnes and conceded a screamer from outside the box for example
the funny thing is that xG is essentially just a (vastly) more informative "Total Shots" stat
Exactly
ye
so when people disregard xG and then resort to quoting shots, its just very funny
people complain about bad rolls because of personal bias
we remember bad things better than good things
yea thats it too
but people also dont realize that a roll having a chance of 1/6 doesnt mean that you are guaranteed to get it within 6 rolls
Bruno Fernandes assisted the most xG of any player in the PL in 2022-23 (16.8) although his teammates scored only 8 goals from those passes.
now thats a sentence

i also think blizz had fundermental wrong understandings on how fast gear aquisition is
or how high chances of items are like eon
Joe Scally has just been named the 4th best tackler in the bundesliga by the biggest german football magazine
although his won tackles rate is high they omitted the fact that he is in the 12th percentile of total tackles per 90 minutes though
what about his expected attempted tackles after possession loss in the final 1/3rd

@tropic skiff @hot crystal Bros...... Why does this one hit so hard..... https://open.spotify.com/track/76G5L5EC20PrZkH1vvT0s2?si=aOvBhPe-ROeN0f_DImKSQw
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1671558716594745345 rip to a real one
Ilkay Gündogan to Barcelona, here we go! Final approval arrived on club side to register him as new signing, green light from the player. It’s done deal, signed few minutes ago. 🚨🔵🔴 #FCB
Gündogan has agreed a two year deal valid until June 2025 with option for further year.
165019
24892
going to the shit club
oof
well better than saudi
its so weird how fabrizio romano always posts photoshopped images of the player in the jerseys 
makes city weaker at least




1/237
!pf we rise

!pf me shopping for clothes for like the first time
Yeah that's me rn

!pf x 82
!rtb 5+ and flower decides what you buy
:game_die:Skull and Crossbones :game_die:Buried Treasure
Unlucky
Yeah no
!pf x 82 me at work
!pf
Yknow, one of the more wild parts I've heard about that sub I'd that it's bolted shut from the outside
So even if they surfaced, they're still fucked
thats a normal thing lol
like
it is?
i mean it makes sense you would not be opening the door while submerged
you could not anyway lol
I mean bolted shut so that you can't open it without outside help
its like opening a car door while driving
you just cant
(i just removed a fear for some people i gues)
So why not bolt car doors from the outside
I imagine there has to be some safety if you follow procedure that allows you to unseal from the inside
what have you been wearing until now
Also, apparently they lost contact after 1hr 45 minutes, and it wouldve taken them at least 2 hours to reach the wreck lmao
the stepson lore is wild
Uhh men's clothes :)
Because your car is not supposed to hold back multiple thousands tons of water pressing at it and all its edges
and just hold you inside
Yeah that particular submersible is too small for there to be a latch or hatch.
Oops.
-250k
Oh so having a door from the inside is like, a problem
to retain the pressure or w.e
I know people are hoping they'll be found but I'd probably put it at a 0.1% chance
they are dead
thats it
they didnt even feel anything
its no "slow suffocating"
there was a hull failure, they all got crushed instantly
I REALLY REALLY hope they find the sub and it's just empty inside
LMAO
twillight zone shit
Depends, if it imploded from pressure yes, if somehow it survived and they ran out of air
That would be the best ending

They would be some slow death
So guys...
I think we launched the wrong sub.
looks at deck of ship with other sub located on it

I heard the controller the guy is using for sub controls is sold out on Amazon now though

Those people had 250k to drop on a sketchy sub ride to see rusted metal. Can’t relate.
tbf, that controller thing is not unussal
Yeah it's been a good day for third party controllers
the military is using the same "controller" for their crafts
like, that one is normal
I dont get comments like this
like yeah yeah fuck those rich guys
amirite
I think seeing the wreck of the titanic, up close, in person, would be pretty cool
Then don't use the very sketchy service to do so
If it's off the back of a sketchy duck tape and spit sub tho lol
the son of 1 of those rich guys allread made some sketchy "oh no, now i have to take over" comments

What are you telling me that the son of an extraordinarily rich person is an unhinged psychopath?
That's weird
You go over to your friends place and he hands you this
Yo they got the extendos
The controller does make sense though. Familiar enough that anyone could operate it
Also, the insecurity brought up from the story is awesome,
https://twitter.com/TetsuoTheGoat/status/1671215522493476864?s=20
Tom Holland trying to sleep at night knowing Zendaya gets tag teamed
37939
3500
i dream i get to tag team tom holland
carry on with the regular programmed discussion
fair enough tbh
you like what you like
Nothing, the sub story is over, it's just going to go into gross territory about whether or not people feel like it's okay to hope rich people are dead.
I am having a good day but I'm kind of plagued by ADHD or something atm
cant really decide what i want to be playing or doing
@cyan oxide no one ever talks about the benefits of an ice bath while you're drowning in subzero ocean water
sometimes we just let moroes decide tho

!moroes maplestory or keys
muttnuffins: maplestory
the class I burned is pain, should've just let whispyr choose
ye adele super fun
It's like my interests are fixated on different things every day
im tryna get like u
Which class?
can never finish games or god forbid play multiple games at once
runie
Evan, its not actually that bad but getting the fusions to muscle memory is pain
u done the free to play stuff?
Real talk tho
Oof. He is pretty janky. Never been a fan
do you have a "Finished" category on steam

no, I don't really use steam that much
that funneled my energy into dopamine release when i add a game to that category
hmm
like "i feel comfortable never touching this game again"
i feel that, but most games i play are not really something you finish
just kinda depends how you get your dopamine
im not sure
If you get all the achievements in a game girls find that pretty hot
i made a free to play and did all the free quests before i subbed to like make sure id be into it
yeah man if I was a girl I would smash people with 100% completion on jesus christ; the game
if you're into AFK clicking then yeah its fun
does RS have a GP to sub-time transaction?
yeah
Wait runescape costs money?
doesnt it?
Huh I didn't know that
for in game gold. ahri said she makes 10m a day so she prob hasnt paid in years
i only tried RS back in like 2010 or something
but also the 1 year sub is like half price if you buy it at once
i think thats cool
like if a year wow sub was only $60
that would be op
maybe like 75 realistically but the point stands
but its just as grindy as maplestory i think, so i think people normally play one or the other
Everyone all excited for for all these cool random SMRPG characters, personally Im curious if Nintendo has the guts to keep Valentina's animations unedited in the era of the internet.
(Submarine people rescued) wow, I'm glad that's over. What did people say about us when we were down there? I'm sure it was respectful
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1654
lmfao
@burnt dock you know earlier when i said its fucked up to make fun of rich people drowning? i was talking about the Titanic
for a solid three minutes, these people were the healthiest they've ever been
ice baths work wonders
Finally unsubbed
Arent they out of time in like
12 hours
Even if they directly pinpointed the location now I don’t think anything can get down there fast enough
Wait, are they still down there??
Havent seen anything stating otherwise

I thought the tweet states they’ve unsubbed
no offense but is english your first language
it is a meme
Nope. Probably not even second
(but it kinda depends)
They’re in a submarine
Is English your first language
They need to unsub
So they can be just marine
What is your first language (I’m curious now)
Russian
L
im so confused
are they still in the sub or are they saved
there are not sitting in there and fight with air
Are they on jersey mike’s
sub imploded, all dead in 0,01seconds
?
lmfaooooooo
????????????????????????? (Jimmy Johns)
Not quite, second is Belarussian (but I didn’t get to use it much outside school so idk if that really counts)
is this confirmed
the pressure did it in
nah, but its 100% what happend
Which is a shame if I’m honest
show me the article

It’s a very fluid one, sounds nice too
unreal lmao
What dungeon is that
NL?
Oh nvm underrot
that shit is getting patched out asap
Whats the point though
blizz fun detectors going off
Skipping last trash?
skipping the whole dungeon dude
Jimothy Johnathan’s?

Don’t you need to do trash and other stuffs at the same time??
You gotta kill everything to finish it regardless
Can’t spell Lorentz without L
But i guess all the worm packs are ass for count
However, it does mean you don't necessarily need to pull the Grotesque Horror and 2 Faceless Corruptor packs which can cause significant issues for some groups.
Wowhead: "Yeah, we see you out there, trash groups
"
Unlucky
in undergrad my friends and I swapped the names and said "Jimmy Mikes" and "Jersey Johns" cause it sounded better
Okay, our friendship is over
Can’t spell Whispyr without Whip
Can’t spell Whispyr without W and meow
Can’t spell

its just like
what else is supposed to happen? all the automatic ascent mechanichsm didnt start(and many of those dont need any energy or something like that, its just dropping weights to go up again)
all communication instantly stopped
it just got crushed by a hull failure and is destroyed, everyone inside is dead and didnt even saw it comming/felt anything because thats a instant death
Okay, our friendship is over
what dog/cat is that ramlu
binturong
Boy do I ahve an interesting wikipedia page for u
I love rats
What I do
Drecksau
omg what is that

oh binturong

True
GN chat, hope to see you again soon

same
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@soft pendant happy hecking birthday man

Idk how old you are but I hope it’s an amazing day

Where can I get these emotes qq

whispyrs birthday comping up soon as well, I think its close to mine iirc


courtesy of my guild in raid
Should she be invited? 
only the council can decide
!pf me in the bath
I am asking her the ice cream question. 

whats the ice cream question
Thank you my guy 

jakes birthday? 
happy birthday
Happy birthday jeik
happy birthday jelk
Thank you friendos I appreciate it a lot
29 was it?
@soft pendant happy bday 
Happy birthday @soft pendant
Happy birthday jake

Happy bday jke
Good morning
@soft pendant gratz on +1 to age counter

@soft pendant happy birthday big J
damn bro i forgot it was exam week

Only masters students at the pub
Still drank too much though
chelsea really just sold half their team to saudi teams to cash in 
exit strategy
I ain’t eating that shit I’ll go vegetarian before I be a Soylent bill gates baby
Finally
i have good news

im the first ethical billionaire
hope its chicken with 0 kcal
i have other good news i have secured tickets @tropic skiff
AMC to the moon 

Bet in a decade real chicken is unaffordable 
The thing about lab grown chicken
Is idk how theyre gonna get the macro ratios right without it existing on a real animal
Probably won’t care if it’s cheap to make
Well like
Its mostly about taste
Because its literally just chicken if its grown from chicken cells
If they can fix the taste then it could help with the climate crisis long term to have less livestock
Devil chickens for satan worshippers
But yea that’s a good point taste is the main barrier
You're not that guy pal
Chicken flavor is mid anyway
And taste mostly comes from the amount of fat and shit when it gets cooked
You gotta season it
And of course they need to differentiate into muscle cells
Roast chicken is good even with minimal seasoning but yea the titties ain’t good bland
For fake meat texture > flavour
Essentially it’s just artificially made but real meat
Thats what im saying
If I find out a mf served me that we throwing hands
I would
Its the same thing
Nope
Its potentially better
Because its not gonna be worked muscl3s
Usually muscles that are worked are tough and taste shittier
Isnt that a whole selling point on some meat though
Like cows ran through fields and shit
Idk
Its the ones that barely get used that tadte the best
That’s more about ethical farming than taste
Though grass fed compared to grains has different flavor
I don’t trust the meat industry already you think I’m gonna trust the lab meat industry not a chance in hell
Thats sick man
10 years later we go find out lab meat actually gives you super cancer
Grass fed doesnt even mean grass fed
Lmao
It means like
30% grass fed for 30% of the year
Or some bullshit
Didnt think today was going to end in me buzzed as fuck learning about cow muscles
Banger
Or like cage free means they’re just packed in a big pen
Yeah
i would prefer lab meat
Basically just a bigger cage with more animals same shit since they’re packed tight
than invest in a super black hole of money that is meat
and use the money for smth else
like repopulate forests or whatever
You really think capitalists are gonna go hey this is more environmentally friendly we can restore the rainforest
The sheer volume of livestock is actively fucking up our atmosphere
So are our 1200 military bases
thank you ronk
Appreciate you a lot
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Okay france could you not for like a week?
ONE WEEK FRANCE MAN
They do, you've just been flagged by discord so yours no longer embed.
isnt that just an accident tho?
like some gas explosion or smth
Yeah it's probably completely an accident
the Ohio of EU
THE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO BE LIKE, HOW MANY GAS LEAKS
@clever sleet if you’re around tonight let me know if ya want to key. can use a distraction today.
that is a sentence

i just held my breathe for 30 seconds in solidarity with the submarine peoples ❤️
I’m sorry. Raid tonight. 
I leave work in 4 hours
no worries
got to 411. still sitting on 3 crafts. i think we’re clearing heroic tomorrow.
What are you gearing, scath?
















