off-topic

[wheat ore]

Do these count as sad emoji

[umbral whale]

orm y face

[undone bone]

oh boi

[lyric spear]

sometimes

hataro i think u should lay down

[hot crystal]

I would so go out with hataro just for the experience

[undone bone]

[lyric spear]

sip some water

[hot crystal]

[lyric spear]

on your side not your back

[wheat ore]

Gonna call an ambulance on you and watch you pay 3k health bill

[undone bone]

i would also go out with hataro just to see what happens

[wheat ore]

Haha take that americans

[umbral whale]

candian

ahhaha

L bozo

[wheat ore]

Or ur safe

[flat scaffold]

is that some vtuber emotes i spot

[undone bone]

isnt canadion wee woo wee woo still like 500 $

[umbral whale]

yew

OUHSDFO';SD

[lyric spear]

yeah they’re cute

[lyric spear]

i don’t watch vtubers though

[umbral whale]

I should ping all thje purples

[lyric spear]

i’m unable to get parasocial

[hot crystal]

No

[flat scaffold]

only reason i spooted them is because i follow someone called naggz and he does reaction shit to vtubers

[lyric spear]

i can’t condone this behavior

[hot crystal]

Unless youre asking them to mute you until ur undrunk

[flat scaffold]

used to be OW player

[lyric spear]

i hate ow players

[wheat ore]

Do it

[wheat ore]

No balls

[hot crystal]

[undone bone]

only vtubers i know are because of asmon and the really popular ones that have songs on osu!

[lyric spear]

sorry bro my ex was the best ow player i knew

[hot crystal]

Hataro loves kekl

[undone bone]

like pekora etc

[lyric spear]

ruined it for me

[umbral whale]

who wants in voice

rn

[hot crystal]

Nope

[umbral whale]

HAHA

[hot crystal]

You aint getting this

[undone bone]

lets go time to get twisted

[umbral whale]

GET INEHRE

[lyric spear]

wcgw

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-bunny-no-nope-nou-gif-14651222

[hot crystal]

Im about to eat dinner

[umbral whale]

OXI BABY

[undone bone]

it is only 3:41 am here

[edgy lion]

dooner

[umbral whale]

COME IN

[undone bone]

prime time

[lyric spear]

oxi let’s voice with hataro

[undone bone]

baby

oxi always comes and goes fast like quake

[undone bone]

our man shien did fuck with our minds the other day tho

[pulsar trail]

@flat scaffold barbie time tomorrow?

[flat scaffold]

if im awake when you are up sure

i kinda slept alot during the day today

so my schedule might be back to demon

[pulsar trail]

perfect

late night barbie movie date

[flat scaffold]

time to fan girl over ryan gosling

[wheat ore]

When's Oppenheimer drop

I wanna do barbie and Oppenheimer back to back

Double feature

[umbral whale]

get in voice

[inner wadi]

i do wanna see oppenheimer

[umbral whale]

everyone

[hot crystal]

July

[lyric spear]

maybe i’ll do that with my gf

tbh

[inner wadi]

go to bed

[lyric spear]

5 hours of movie kekw

i wanna see john wick again that movie made me cry

[umbral whale]

ngl I cant remember my push to tlak button rn

[inner wadi]

bro push the disconnect button

and TALK to your bed

[umbral whale]

get your asses in here

[inner wadi]

im eepy

[umbral whale]

literally bor my tongue

is so numb

gin

is th devil;

[undone bone]

go in general my man that one is limited to 5 chads

[umbral whale]

GET IN HERE

[undone bone]

hataro speaking to the nether

smh

technical difficulties

[lyric spear]

@inner wadi come vc

[undone bone]

time to call helpdesk

[umbral whale]

JASDASD

WHY CANT I TLAK

[hot crystal]

Believe me hataro if i wasnt eating i would join

[lyric spear]

join anyway

[hot crystal]

Im with my family chiefteww

Chieftess

[lyric spear]

so???

[undone bone]

hataro is having a tech problem time to play some ads meanwhile

[umbral whale]

WHY

[hot crystal]

We are out

[umbral whale]

CANT I TURN OF

[hot crystal]

Next time

Ill join

[umbral whale]

PUSH TO TALK

[lyric spear]

@pulsar trail

[pulsar trail]

hi

[lyric spear]

come vc

[undone bone]

hataro melted

down

[umbral whale]

GET IN HERE

[past lagoon]

Hataro is having so many spelling mistakes it reminds me of when I’m typing when I’m eepy

I think hataro is eepy guys

[undone bone]

he is just drunk

[pulsar trail]

I am not getting in call with hataro

[umbral whale]

get

in

here

[lyric spear]

get in

[flat scaffold]

oxi is saving his energy for our movie date tmrw

[umbral whale]

@hot crystalget in

[flat scaffold]

he has to deal with me for like 2 hours

[umbral whale]

@clever sleet get in

[ornate iris]

The 4am lifestyle change thoughts hitting hard today

[undone bone]

https://www.britannica.com/story/can-apple-seeds-kill-you

[pulsar trail]

one thing people learn about me pretty quickly, is that I cannot be coerced into doing anything

[lyric spear]

pwease

[pulsar trail]

while I adore you

I will not subject myself to drunk hataro

[lyric spear]

but he’s being really nice

[pulsar trail]

I'm sure he is

I'd rather just never know what his voice sounds like

[ornate iris]

I am curious how drunk hataro sounds

[lyric spear]

LOL

[umbral whale]

get in here

[flat scaffold]

so what you are saying is, that you wanted to know what mine sounded like?

[surreal dagger]

just tell drunk hataro he completely fucked up his last month of gym gains by getting hammered.

[umbral whale]

SAHJDJLSHADAS;D

ASLHJDKBASK;JDAS

ASD

ASDBHJLHKASLBGD'ASD

[pulsar trail]

[umbral whale]

fuck oyu scath

[ornate iris]

im on da goofy phone man

[pulsar trail]

[ornate iris]

Airpod mic quality is insane utter dogshit

[surreal dagger]

did I win friday night?

[pulsar trail]

its tragic really

[pulsar trail]

yes

[pulsar trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/124169701881282560/1063294808732475472/ezgif-4-ad0cebb261.gif

[surreal dagger]

[past lagoon]

It’s still you

[pulsar trail]

I said what I said

[past lagoon]

Replies don’t count

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/afham-the-deep-the-boys-homelander-gif-26326513

[past lagoon]

What can I say I like male penis

[pulsar trail]

you too?

[past lagoon]

Take that out of context

Or don’t

you can’t unhomo your salmon

[surreal dagger]

https://youtu.be/Y7-PQsZQB60

[past lagoon]

what

[glad panther]

[ornate iris]

You sounded just like I expected @umbral whale

[past lagoon]

I bet hataro has an uwu discord kitten voice

[ornate iris]

Can confirm

[lyric spear]

i do

[past lagoon]

bro I was in a discord with someone who was actually doing it a long time ago

[lyric spear]

i’m an anime girl

[pulsar trail]

same

[remote surge]

hm...

[umbral whale]

wdym

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[glad panther]

what hair color anime girl

[past lagoon]

I’m the stick laying in your front lawn

[pulsar trail]

I don't see color

sorry

[glad panther]

hair color is a personality type for anime girls

[past lagoon]

oxi smells color

[lyric spear]

blue

[pulsar trail]

I only see Colour @flat scaffold

[undone bone]

oxi seems like a pink hair enjoyer

[lyric spear]

mine black pink

[mystic crown]

White

[glad panther]

white/silver is bis anime girl hair color

its just factual

[clever sleet]

?

[umbral whale]

GET IN THE CHAYT

[undone bone]

yea i also love silver/white hair

im a simple man if i see a vn/ln with it

i go in

no goggles

[umbral whale]

@pulsar trailget

in

here

oxi

man

[pulsar trail]

bro

if you tag me again

[umbral whale]

I want to say hi

[pulsar trail]

I will fly to newfieland

[umbral whale]

yu can leave after

[pulsar trail]

and face fuck you

[lyric spear]

i like pink hair cuz they’re insane

[umbral whale]

dont threaten me with a good time oxi

[glad panther]

pink is good too

[mystic crown]

White is good cause they are intimidating

[past lagoon]

oxi I bet your breath smells like seaweed

[umbral whale]

@glad pantherget in voice

[lyric spear]

mine is black/white irl i don’t think i’m intimidating

[glad panther]

y

[umbral whale]

because

its fun

and im in here

blasted out of

my skull

[glad panther]

will you bark for me if I join

[umbral whale]

yeah

tghere

[glad panther]

that was the most reverb heavy bark ive ever heard

[raw python]

unhinged

[umbral whale]

shadow

get in here

[soft pendant]

[umbral whale]

ASKLE

JAKE

GET IN HERE

YOU FICL

[serene crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-discord-speech-bubble-discord-user-discord-kitten-gif-25583937

[serene crescent]

not even gif

pitiful

[mystic crown]

Anime isn't real life anyway

[umbral whale]

ok

[lyric spear]

i’m real

[undone bone]

damn everyone making videos about xqc

and his deal

[lyric spear]

i just wanna watch bleach

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[pulsar trail]

doesn't wanna watch barbie with me and stealthi

[hasty nova]

[undone bone]

pog barbie watchers

[pulsar trail]

ofc

we're gonna talk about how hot ryan gosling is

and talk about boys

[lyric spear]

who said that?

where was my invite?

[pulsar trail]

you're always invited

smhmh

[lyric spear]

smh

when and where

[pulsar trail]

when depends on if stealthi dies from lack of sleep

where, we find a location

[umbral whale]

Help

Oxi

[pulsar trail]

no

[umbral whale]

Why y ni

Io8n voice

[pulsar trail]

I get paid $300 an hour to solve problems

[inner wadi]

bro still isnt in bed yet

[pulsar trail]

I'm not doing it for free

[inner wadi]

send cashapp

[sinful terrace]

Not getting invited to the barbie movie viewing when we watched cocaine bear together

[inner wadi]

figure out why i cant stop craving apple jacks despite hating cereal

[calm elbow]

I crave Grape Nuts

[undone bone]

bro if lucky charms were not 5€ here in spain

i would die muching those every day

literal not going through doors

[ripe wasp]

[umbral whale]

Mu tongue is numbb

[ripe wasp]

Oh god is he drunk

[umbral whale]

[inner wadi]

yes

[ornate iris]

Full bottle of gin

[undone bone]

you missed drunk hataro on vc

he said he was going to sleep but i expect him to keep`writing 1h

[pulsar trail]

[undone bone]

how much are they in USA

we also only get the little packs

200g or some shit

[inner wadi]

the only good thing about lucky charms is the marshmallows

[undone bone]

those heathens

[inner wadi]

otherwise its trash af

[undone bone]

yea those marshmallows fuck hard

[inner wadi]

bis cereal is frosted flakes

[peak solar]

Frosted Flakes go hard

[undone bone]

da fiq

how can they be pricier

surely that is a big bag

how much is 26 oz

for me oz is only the magician

[clever sleet]

I’m home nah

[undone bone]

or wizard

[umbral whale]

ESSRSSS

Bro

[pulsar trail]

740g

[peak solar]

Best cereal is Raisin Bran + granola + cut up strawberries + bananas

[umbral whale]

@peak solar

[undone bone]

yea it is triple the weight

[peak solar]

Wassup

[undone bone]

worth

[umbral whale]

UOU THR HKMIE

[pulsar trail]

okay grandpa

time to go back to bed

[umbral whale]

Nshshsbdbdbs

[undone bone]

i don't eat cereal

it is a trap in itself

[umbral whale]

[peak solar]

My grandpa made it for me when I was a kid

[umbral whale]

Ears

Hoss ur legs bro

[peak solar]

Better still working on it but much better

I can sit down now which is dope

[ornate iris]

any gym goers with advice on how to set up gym schedule

[peak solar]

Drink some water homie

[ornate iris]

Or youtube links on how to get started

[lyric spear]

my only memory of my grandpa is him yelling at me

probably a good thing

[undone bone]

dont do arms two days in a row

it will hurt

a lot

i only kinda had time to know one of my granpas

and he was a funny drunkard

[umbral whale]

I loved he bro

[peak solar]

It’ll be ok we all make mistakes

[glad panther]

[peak solar]

T pain fell in love with a stripper

So did one of my old coworkers lost like 10 paychecks to her

[umbral whale]

[undone bone]

there are levels to falling in love with a stripper

[subtle quail]

Yeah, when I did, she paid for everything

[undone bone]

oh also kick got deathugged

[peak solar]

Ok one question are you a drug dealer allegedly

In game

[subtle quail]

No lol

[peak solar]

fair nough

Just had to clarify because if she paying for that it’s normal

[undone bone]

did you threaten her

[umbral whale]

U can't feel my feet

[subtle quail]

Nah. I was the other dude, as in the one she cheated on her bf with. Not that I knew he existed. She was just super nice. We only met at the club didn’t ever hangout there after we started “dating”

[hot crystal]

Heard they won their thing

[hasty nova]

💯 all got out

[hot crystal]

Are they still a group

Need more hi high

[hasty nova]

No one really knows atm.

[hot crystal]

My friend needs them to stay together

So he can produce for them

And put it on his med school application

[hasty nova]

GL with that.

Six of the girls are in two different labels run by people that they used to work with, soooo who knows

[umbral whale]

Fufk

Help

[hasty nova]

[umbral whale]

[hasty nova]

[umbral whale]

I'm cold

[hasty nova]

[undone bone]

[lyric spear]

thoughts?

[umbral whale]

Bahahhahaha

[hasty nova]

137/315km down
33k raised

[undone bone]

havent seen many big red bitches around

[umbral whale]

Solwybn

[undone bone]

people here in spain dont weight 400kg

[umbral whale]

You're so funny hahahahhza

[lyric spear]

love u hataro

[umbral whale]

[hasty nova]

This isn't pokémon GO you can put the phones away

[inner wadi]

man im bored as hell

i wanna do keys on survival

but also wanna play diablo

[flat scaffold]

go rob a bank

[raw python]

i wanna do hunter keys but pugs are despairge

[inner wadi]

yeah

my key group is not keying rn

[raw python]

cant even tank on my bear either cuz finding a healer is also despairge

[inner wadi]

one is drawing a guildies mog

the other is watching her draw

and the dps are MIA

[umbral whale]

Yet derjy

Deeny

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/stealing-box-viralhog-raccoon-taking-food-box-thief-gif-24201637

[umbral whale]

Deeny play

Risblo

Bro

Good game bor

[inner wadi]

ill play diablo if you drink water and go to bed

[umbral whale]

[umbral whale]

Job

[inner wadi]

@sinful terrace

you should see the new server pic for teelees disc

[umbral whale]

Heck

[inner wadi]

in honor of ja morants suspension

[lyric spear]

this img goes hard as fuck

[clever sleet]

Yes master

[umbral whale]

U love OT homies they can have me

[inner wadi]

[umbral whale]

Sdxysky

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/paloma-flow-gif-24580757

[inner wadi]

@heady oriole

[umbral whale]

He just like me fr

[hasty nova]

Groovy

https://tenor.com/view/renderburger-visual-art-visual-artist-animation-video-art-gif-17011225

Me

[umbral whale]

Ay

[hasty nova]

So cool

[umbral whale]

Dinybl drinking kidd

2

[umbral whale]

I'm cold

Someone warm me

Help

[edgy lion]

its 7 degrees

thats pretty good

[umbral whale]

I'm shaking

[raw python]

!moroes diablo or maplestory

[hollow raven]

muttnuffins: maplestory

[raw python]

[inner wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[undone bone]

that sticker name

[unique isle]

https://twitter.com/calicokritter/status/1464438384257081351?s=20

mocha (@calicokritter)

his name is big boobs look him up on your school computer

Likes

87611

Retweets

10448

Twitter · Nov 27, 2021, 3:38 AM

[umbral whale]

I drank too much

[hot crystal]

Drink more

[umbral whale]

I hope I get lung cancer do doctor lady can operate on me

[lyric spear]

https://twitter.com/rabbittakahashi/status/1669280838461128704?s=46

夕力ハシ ウサギ🐰ウサケモVTuber (@RABBITTAKAHASHI)

海外のYouTubeで話題の性癖「液体シャンプーシュレッダー」

Likes

56120

Retweets

17098

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jun 15, 2023, 9:49 AM

[hot crystal]

Liver more likely after today

[foggy patio]

@wheat onyx why did hc rename?

[inner wadi]

wait they did?

wat da hell

[burnt dock]

i hope it's to mode de mythique

[sinful terrace]

@clever sleet

[burnt dock]

https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/1669084785677856771?s=19

Rami Ismail (رامي) (@tha_rami)

It's an excitingly experimental time for games? Street Fighter going "but let's make it accessible", Final Fantasy going "but let's make it Game of Thrones", Zelda going "but let's make it crafting sandbox", Xbox going "Bethesda game with fewer bugs", everyone is experimenting

Likes

4092

Retweets

449

Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 8:49 PM

[serene crescent]

The world is healing

[ripe wasp]

Hm I may run out of ammo soon I should start conserving

[wheat onyx]

Healer chat is just a dumb name

We changed our name to "gn"

[lyric spear]

hc is better than gn

given that ur all boomers so making an ironic joke is stupid

🔪

embrace tradition

[lyric spear]

LMAO

[clever sleet]

Y tho

[soft pendant]

@rocky patio

[clever sleet]

Rae’s a dirty grifter not a dirty drifter

[soft pendant]

Drifter is a destiny 2 character

this character tracks hard

[clever sleet]

O

[soft pendant]

ALSO a rogue

[burnt dock]

https://twitter.com/TempoAxe/status/1669886809692844033

Tempo🌩️| Axe (@TempoAxe)

Blur: "It's crazy how time has flown by"

Me: "No kidding. How old are you now?"

Blur: "I'm 32 now. What about you?"

Me: "I'm also 32"

Blur: looks at me "Wow you're old"

😐👴

Likes

565

Twitter · Jun 17, 2023, 1:56 AM

[inner wadi]

@hot crystal i would be the guy for taylor tomlinson

like

that guy

you naw mean

[hot crystal]

Yes

Im so glad

I converted you

[inner wadi]

idk bro i just fuckin like her

xd

[hot crystal]

xd

Shes just so funny

Funny woman

[hasty nova]

Word.
https://twitter.com/Elajjaz/status/1669934906330214402?s=20

Ela (@Elajjaz)

174km in, 141km to go! 36000 dollars raised so far for Save the Children.

Absolutely insane

Twitter · Jun 17, 2023, 5:08 AM

[inner wadi]

@hot crystal

AINTNOWAY

[hot crystal]

Whatup

[inner wadi]

my closing team lead

just dmd me this shit

[hot crystal]

Is this her

[inner wadi]

not the one ur thinking of

[slim epoch]

never trust an anime pfp

[inner wadi]

this is my BOSS

[hot crystal]

[undone bone]

nice someone is about to get married

[hot crystal]

Bro what

[inner wadi]

dude im just as confused

[hot crystal]

Deeny is literally swimming in pussy

Always has been

Just imagine his boss pulled out a knife

[burnt dock]

hopefully this woman isn't stabby

[hot crystal]

It would be over

[burnt dock]

oh

[hot crystal]

💀

[burnt dock]

great minds

[inner wadi]

she is latina

so

[hasty nova]

[burnt dock]

[undone bone]

oh then you get hit with a blunt weapon

no knife this time

[inner wadi]

that or a chancla

[undone bone]

chancla is ptsd material

[burnt dock]

think i'd still rather that than a blunt weapon

[inner wadi]

dude she sends me videos all the time

and is like

haha us

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/shoe-throw-mad-angry-pissed-off-gif-17098805

[inner wadi]

or

haha this is you

[burnt dock]

this sounds like a bad idea waiting to happen

[inner wadi]

for once i do not like this

YES EXACTLY MATA

i DO NOT want this to happen

[burnt dock]

i mean dating anyone at work is monkas

dating your boss is like

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-the-boss-boss-meme-ratepersqft-ratepersquarefeet-rate-per-sqaure-feet-gif-23373587

Haha this is you

[inner wadi]

well the lore here is

[burnt dock]

an order of magnitude

[inner wadi]

before i became interested in promoting

and was a shit worker

ive hooked up with 2 of my coworkers already

[burnt dock]

ye i heard about that

[raw python]

she knows 💀

[inner wadi]

my boss is hot

nah she dont know

this was before her time here

this is just literally the one time im like

yeah itd be cool

but nah im not about it

mainly bc shes my boss

shes been pushing for me to promote and shit
i do not want to ruin that LOL

[hasty nova]

It's a trap.

[burnt dock]

if you're promoted is she still your boss

[inner wadi]

yes

[burnt dock]

rip

[raw python]

when the boss wants the D but her employees are dodging

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

shes currently the closing team lead right

but

shes been confirmed to be promoted to ETL

her training date is just not yet confirmed

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

so shes not officially an ETL

however as of rn shes my boss

and once she gets ETL, she would still be my boss even if i got promoted

[burnt dock]

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/otsukare-omedetou-kanpai-scotch-whiskey-taiku-okazaki-gif-11693776

[inner wadi]

she started taking her break at the same time as me

[soft pendant]

fuck her

(literally)

[inner wadi]

and she knows we have 15 minutes

she used to set a timer

[burnt dock]

lmao

[inner wadi]

now when she goes on break with me we just chill for like half an hour lmfao

[burnt dock]

i've been late 10m for like the last month

my boss could not care less

[inner wadi]

i cant arrive late

i got in trouble for that

xd

prior to me wanting to promote

so i always am on time now

i just may or may not take longer breaks

[burnt dock]

i do that too

[inner wadi]

but in my defense, i bust my ass now

[burnt dock]

just not the timed one

[hot crystal]

I used to take longer breaks at work

[inner wadi]

and cover multiple roles or departments

[burnt dock]

because that one i don't get paid during it

[hot crystal]

Just so i could eat tho

[inner wadi]

well the 15m break i get

i dont have to clock out for

[burnt dock]

i get two 30m breaks though

one clocked out one not

[inner wadi]

i only have to clock out if i have to take a lunch

aka a shift longer than 6 hours

but again like i said my boss has been takign like 30 min 15's with me

[hot crystal]

Yeah i only had a 10 with no lunch

[inner wadi]

and she knows we be goin over the time

[hot crystal]

But i had to eat

[inner wadi]

she sent me a video that had me so confused

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtZ1Ro_NEll/?igshid=ZWQyN2ExYTkwZQ==

[hasty nova]

You seem to be in a state of perpetual confusion.

[inner wadi]

she said this was us

what the fuck does that even mean

i am so confused by the video

[inner wadi]

I AM CONFUSION

[burnt dock]

i can see the confusion

not sure if telling you stop caffeine or another hint

[hasty nova]

What even...

[inner wadi]

what the fuck does that video even mean

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

yes im so confused

it cant be caffeine

i bought a red bull the other day like always to go on my break

[raw python]

[inner wadi]

i get out there to meet her in our spot

and shes like

oh haah i already bought u a drink

mfw its the same exact redbull i always get

normally id be like damn i love her

xd

but no

[lyric spear]

CAUGHT A VIBE

[inner wadi]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

[lyric spear]

BABY ARE YOU COMING FOR THE RIDE

[burnt dock]

this is such a bad idea lmao

[inner wadi]

im literally doing every single thing i can

to like

not

let it lead to anything

[burnt dock]

but also she's your boss

[inner wadi]

but im being tested

[burnt dock]

soooo

[inner wadi]

she went to a cosplay thingy this weekend

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/survive-army-soldier-gif-14341653

[inner wadi]

and sent me her cosplays

my god

[slim epoch]

do you have a good job or just a job

[burnt dock]

i mean

[inner wadi]

my job is way too shitty for this much drama

[lyric spear]

bro she wants you

[hasty nova]

Lol

[lyric spear]

are u named after a dragonfable character

[slim epoch]

no

[lyric spear]

word

[inner wadi]

@burnt dock i just want to get promoted man i just want more money

xd

[slim epoch]

dragonfable was the shit 10 yrs ago tho lol

[lyric spear]

it was

i’m a dragon amulet holder

[slim epoch]

i was a poor kid

[inner wadi]

all dragon games suck

until legend of dragoon is remade

give me that shit NOW

[lyric spear]

my stepdad bought it and then gave me his account

[slim epoch]

thats a dragoon game not dragon game

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/starcraft-dragoon-protoss-blizzard-idle-gif-22448453

[slim epoch]

all dragon games suck until double dragon remake

[inner wadi]

i just genuinely cant fathom

being told she wants to cook for me

like bro what

[burnt dock]

reminds me i never finished dragon quest 11

[hasty nova]

That's more than a little gift, but it could also be a celebration meal on the promotion.

[inner wadi]

well the way target works is

[slim epoch]

judging by everything else said

just bang her and move on

[lyric spear]

she wants you very bad

that is the truth

[inner wadi]

i cant get promoted until theres a deliberate opening

but i will not bang said boss bc if that opening is available

she has the ability to be like

lmao nah

[lyric spear]

capitalism is so cringe bro

[burnt dock]

from what i remember of previous experience he already did that to two other coworkers and it caused quite a bit of drama

and they weren't his boss

[lyric spear]

imagine not fucking your hot boss bc of promotion risk

[inner wadi]

nah it wasnt drama actually

[hasty nova]

Hmmmm

[burnt dock]

i thought they were like super mad at you lmao

[shell sparrow]

“I have returned”

[inner wadi]

no actually lmao the opposite

[burnt dock]

[inner wadi]

the first one was kinda fucked because i didnt consent

[burnt dock]

uhhhhhhhhh

[inner wadi]

so once again i got taken advantage of

[lyric spear]

uhh

[slim epoch]

[lyric spear]

i’m sorry that happened to you

[burnt dock]

yeah

[inner wadi]

its not the first time so

[lyric spear]

yeah..

[burnt dock]

i mean that's not

[lyric spear]

i get that

[slim epoch]

do they still work there

[hasty nova]

Hmmmmm...

[inner wadi]

yes

[slim epoch]

bro just move on

[inner wadi]

oh im over that person dont worry

[slim epoch]

you can def find a place that pays more than target

[inner wadi]

the 2nd coworker i hooked up w was consensual

[slim epoch]

unless you’re a felon or someth

[inner wadi]

thankfully lmao

[hasty nova]

[lyric spear]

bro i live vicariously through you and i haven’t had sex in months

please fuck your boss

for me.

[inner wadi]

even if i was a felon i could prob find a better job

its just

i cant do what i used to do

[slim epoch]

lmao

[inner wadi]

and also my current job is literally 6 mins away from my house

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-gif-20678102

[inner wadi]

very hard to convince me to drop 4miles of driving tops

[slim epoch]

yeah i moved and now have a 30 min drive, very cringe

[lyric spear]

yeah true don’t fuck her

[inner wadi]

ill keep it real

if i get promoted

[slim epoch]

just keep fucking her until you get promoted

[burnt dock]

mood

[inner wadi]

and she also gets promoted (which she is) but she gets assigned to a dif store

then yeah ill fuck

but the chances of that happening

are very slim

[lyric spear]

start a life with her

marry her

[burnt dock]

can you get one of my bosses moved to a different store so i can also get promoted

thanks

[shell sparrow]

World of capitalism truly is a weird place

[inner wadi]

me 2 years ago wouldve been down for that

[slim epoch]

then she cant do shit against you bc shes also in the wrong

[burnt dock]

we can't get rid of him because he's (very obviously) faking an injury long after recovery

[slim epoch]

target hr would just fire you both so she wont put her ass out on the line for that

[inner wadi]

yeah work for target, i actually do have an extremely wide network of target etls' and district managers

[slim epoch]

yeah i know a project manager for target that works out of nyc ive heard about it

[inner wadi]

thats the one thing im grateful for at my store
i get along with every single leader in every department and they all defended me and basically agreed that i should be promoted

[burnt dock]

target got kicked out of canada

[inner wadi]

f i forget ur from there

[burnt dock]

ye

[inner wadi]

target sucks tbh

also i did have a funny interaction today

as in it didnt happen to me but i watched it happen to my coworker

[burnt dock]

basically the same shit though. we're shrinking our grocery department (mine) to make room for more general stuff

clothing, home deco, etc

[inner wadi]

lady ordered like 5 60lb bags of dog food and instead of opening her jeep trunk to the fullest

[burnt dock]

[inner wadi]

she opened the window part

and told the person to just drop them in over the window

mfw she does it to the woman who is 5'2

cant reach above

coworker is like maam i can not do that

can you please open the trunk fully

guest says no

[slim epoch]

jeep drivers are assholes lol

[inner wadi]

coworker says ok then im leaving them on this cart and you can do it yourself

then proceeded to walk away

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

called immediately in to the store to complain

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

coworker told me about the story

and since my lead was on lunch

i am acting lead

i took that phone call so happy

she complained and said our coworkers should be able to lift 60 pounds

i simply clapped back and said maam im sorry the job title says 25 pounds
plus im sure you're aware of how hot and humid it is considering you had your ac on full blast when the team member attempted to make that delivery to your car

if it was that big of an issue you're more than welcome to come inside and get the items yourself

mfw she came inside and asked for the manager

its me

im acting manager

[lyric spear]

based

[burnt dock]

lmao. yeah one customer a couple weeks back told us they found one singular pack of yoghurt that was one day past the best before date, and started yelling at us that we were lazy and to check the rest of the yoghurt. they did, they found none. they still demanded free yoghurt.

[slim epoch]

do not miss my service industry days lol

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-de-niro-ill-show-the-manager-heres-the-manager-gif-16026630

[inner wadi]

i wouldve told them to kick rocks

or just return it

[burnt dock]

we're stll fairly certain they brought that one in themselves. i know the dairy stocker, she's extremely careful about rotating stock

[inner wadi]

thats the thing about me

and i dont think people realize

just be nice to me

dont have an attitude

or be a bitch

and 99% of the time

i am willing to work with you

[slim epoch]

what about that other 1%

[inner wadi]

we had a bitch come in the other day becuase she forgot something at the checkout lanes

[lyric spear]

1% is when i dm him

[inner wadi]

and she came in SCREAMING

YOU GUYS FORGOT MY ITEMS

i explain what most likey wouldve happened

and then i explain

maam if you want you can come with me to grab the items off the floor to make sure they are the correct items

she says no

im not moving

you are going to grab them for me

i told her

yeah not with that attitude you can find that shit yourself

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

and i walked to my manager and explained the situation

[burnt dock]

fun part is rn the entirety of my half hour with customers around is them asking where the fuck things are

because the entire grocery section got moved around

2 aisles got collapsed in with the others

[inner wadi]

my manager fucking destroyed this customer

like bad

she asked her if she needed help

this customer screamed at my boss

she goes

maam im trying to help you

[undone bone]

the times i declined things or not passed them and got bad looks

[inner wadi]

do you think i feel compelled to help you after you scream at us and treat us like shit?

[undone bone]

what you gonna do if this does not meet the parameters

[inner wadi]

she eventually calmed down and apologized to my boss

but lmao not to me

my boss knew i was pissed tho

and didnt fault me

im actually very good at handlign shit people

but i do have a line

[burnt dock]

i never understood those people even before i worked retail

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/shishiro-botan-throws-omaru-polka-push-off-cliff-yeets-gif-25058803

[inner wadi]

i have actually had few complaints

[burnt dock]

and now when i don't even get hello idc

[inner wadi]

but all my complaints are from outside

like idk if u have seen a target recently mata bc canada land

[burnt dock]

they all hate their job, it's fine.

[inner wadi]

target has alot of signs in front of the store

to indicate hey

stop

yield

please

fucking read stop signs

[burnt dock]

we just have giant fucking speedbumps

[inner wadi]

we have so many signs

[burnt dock]

if you take those fast say goodbye to your car

[inner wadi]

ive almost been hit

so many times

i got into a few screaming contests with people

[burnt dock]

they're literally like 9 inches off the ground

[inner wadi]

i had a dude literally almost run a stop sign and hit me

i called him a fucking idiot

he stopped the car

and asked if im about the action after work

lmao

[burnt dock]

lmfaooooo

[inner wadi]

i literally said

im about it now

i dont give a fuck if im clocked in

you are a shitty driver

i had a talk with AP

aka AP was madge

[burnt dock]

this is how deeny gets shot

[inner wadi]

in my defense i did nothing wrong

my AP backs me

[burnt dock]

idk if that matters in texas

[inner wadi]

well yeah it doesnt

it def is how ill die

i just hate drivers here

[burnt dock]

it's everywhere. so many times drivers will put their signals on at the same time they're changing lanes

like dude

that's not what they're for

[slim epoch]

oh texas

that explains a lot lmao

[inner wadi]

where im at

texas is extrmely diverse

how that diversity

somehow

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-crazy-personabey-personabeys-gif-25042410

[inner wadi]

means

every person not white sucks at driving

i literally get almost run over once a week

i dont stop at the stop signs when im crossing

[burnt dock]

idk. it's just everyone. should really make people retest every 5-10 years

[inner wadi]

i make these motherfuckers stop for me

[burnt dock]

make it free obv but you know

[slim epoch]

everyone sucks at driving

pa drivers are the worst ive experienced tho

[inner wadi]

again ive had a screaming contest with people

i remember last christmas

someone almost hit my coworker

i called them a fucking idiot

dude proceeded to say im lucky hes in his car

i proceeded to tell him to get the fuck out then

people are so extremely entitled

like yeah if i throw hands i wil prob get fired

but

there are very many situations

where its justified

[slim epoch]

then u can bang the latina boss and find a new job

sounds like you should throw hands

[burnt dock]

couple weeks back had a dude jaywalking at night while i was driving to work and i had to slam on the brakes real hard to not hit him

i hit the horn on that guy

fuck that guy

[inner wadi]

no

unless she asks

xd

its just actually crazy

how many times ive had screaming matches with people in target parking lot

who dont know how fucking stop signs work

last year i got into it with a dude

like full on screaming shit talking

AP had to run outside

to separate us

[hasty nova]

Target is just really a red Walmart.

[burnt dock]

true

[slim epoch]

a more expensive red walmart lol

[inner wadi]

target is too much for me to deal with

target is so fucking annoying and stressful

i deserve better but its my fault im here

[burnt dock]

i never ever want to work in a store being renovated again

after this

[inner wadi]

christ

my store is getting renovated in like a year

but ive also done hte opposite

i worked at a walmart when iwas 18

however that wasnt ur typical walmart

that was a brand new constructed walmart

[burnt dock]

every night this week they close off an aisle because they're laying tile, so we have to all slam it in the hour between construction crew going home and our shift ending

[inner wadi]

it sucked dick

[burnt dock]

and that's just one week

[inner wadi]

id work some days 3-10pm

then have to wake up at 6am to 4pm

[burnt dock]

this is a 3 month reno, we're halfway through

[inner wadi]

very poggers

[slim epoch]

man my restaurant days were friday/sat/sun 8 am to 2 am

[inner wadi]

all i know is i do want to fuck my boss but i refuse

[burnt dock]

[inner wadi]

and that at the end of the day

i just want to be promoted

i NEED the money

[burnt dock]

18h shift no ty

[slim epoch]

3 days a week was very cool

monday-thurs was recharge days

but i was in college so not really lmao

[burnt dock]

i mean i guess i'm doing physical labour but even a couple 8h shifts i'm dead

[inner wadi]

yeah i dont work 8h shifts

thankfully atm

[burnt dock]

by wednesdays i'm just dead tired

[inner wadi]

i need to find good shoes

[burnt dock]

thursday i have to just veg

[inner wadi]

my knees and heels are fucking so in pain

[burnt dock]

oh yes also that part

i have to wear steel toes

for the entirety of the reno

that's not helping

[inner wadi]

i hate that

i cant believe i used to be 16-21

wearing vans 24/7

no pain

now i suffer

[slim epoch]

at 22? Lol

[inner wadi]

well im 28 now

i have bad back and knees

i fractured vertebrae at 17

[burnt dock]

ye my heels are in real pain by my days off

[inner wadi]

fucked my entire back forever since i didnt go to hospital for it

[lime stratus]

can't imagine having a bad back. must be really frustrating.

I thought I fucked mine up a couple of years ago and it healed fine.

[hasty nova]

Wait a second...
https://twitter.com/iamjasonlevin/status/1669695070306734080?s=20

Jason Levin (@iamjasonlevin)

Loneliness is hitting men the hardest

But the solution isn't AI girlfriends or the metaverse

Here's 7 reasons why all men should consider joining the mafia:

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[raw python]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Vuldon - PokéFusion:

#37 - Vulpix

#112 - Rhydon

[undone bone]

i wish i could get an AI girlfriend

[slim epoch]

ill be ur ai girlfriend hachadino, i accept $ per message

[wheat onyx]

Man this uh

This kick platform is not going to make money

Who is going to put ads on this platform

[slim epoch]

it makes money from gambling

sponsored entirely by stake

[tame swan]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1669397527265673255

Lance🇱🇨 (@Bornakang)

Whatever happened to just cooking

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[wheat onyx]

Stake gambling can't fund a streaming website on its own

[slim epoch]

made enough to pay that dude 100 mill

[wheat onyx]

Well he ddn't get payed 100m cash

It's going to be over multiple years

[slim epoch]

2 years, 100 mill contract