off-topic

[pulsar trail]

You lived in the Midwest bro @glad panther you know this

[flat scaffold]

im continuously unlucky and always get people that wanna start conversations with me, even if i have headphones on

[livid socket]

go find yourself an environmentally conscience woman

[clear hinge]

fellas, it's not having a car that gets you no bitches - it's probably being a car guy. But having a car sure is a plus i think

[sharp ferry]

REAL

[clear hinge]

[pulsar trail]

I enjoy the racism I receive to be subtle, no ty

[daring mauve]

Yeah it’s really a question of will I live in Dublin/another big city or be forced to move somewhere else

[livid socket]

also audis are expensive cars wdym

[sharp ferry]

"I don't have a car"

tsunami in her panties

[umbral whale]

bro this girl I know is literally washing her hair with "enviromentally friendly soap" and said she'd never date a guy without a car

[burnt dock]

[umbral whale]

like bruh

you guys are talking about unicorns

mfs playing too much wow

[daring mauve]

Oh no I have a friend like that every time we meet up she has some new crazy story of person on bus with no social awareness

[sharp ferry]

Yeah she's a low life

[umbral whale]

thinking fantasy creatures in real life

[sharp ferry]

Why take her opinion on anything

[pulsar trail]

Or you attract terrible people into your life

[umbral whale]

no it's a normal opinion

[sharp ferry]

No IT ISN'T

[umbral whale]

y'all are delusional

[cyan oxide]

it

[livid socket]

its not at all lol

[cyan oxide]

it's really not hataro

[sharp ferry]

IT'S LITERALLY NOT A NORMAL OPINION

[flat scaffold]

i did a reverse on this, towards the end of highschool i bought a motorcycle to rizz up the girls

[daring mauve]

1 time we were meeting up to do a project for college and she told me a dude started crying on her shoulder on the bus

[pulsar trail]

I’ve never met a chick who actually gave a fuck what car I drove

[sharp ferry]

THAT'S AN ANDREW TATE TAKE

[livid socket]

i dont know a single person here that would think like that

[glad panther]

Please come to Miami lmfao

[flat scaffold]

can say, it did not work

[pulsar trail]

And I meet some REAL interesting folks

[cyan oxide]

it's like 10 of us telling you that women dont care about car Vs you telling us it matters

[pulsar trail]

Nah I’m good

[clear hinge]

i know many people who have a license but don't own a car and just use a carsharing, but not having a license especially when you are older is kind of a red flag tbh

[umbral whale]

I am going to be really nice right now and not lash out at you out of respect for the mods. Please delete this

[pulsar trail]

You keep Florida to yourself

[flat scaffold]

i just pretend i dont speak danish

[livid socket]

[cyan oxide]

if she DOES care about what you drive, just dump her ass

[daring mauve]

[umbral whale]

I am in a mood

[flat scaffold]

respond in korean

[sharp ferry]

??????

[daring mauve]

Hahahaha

[flat scaffold]

then they leave me alone

[sharp ferry]

Fam what

[daring mauve]

Fuck that killed me

[burnt dock]

that doesn't absolve the take being that level

[cyan oxide]

ore wa ochinchin ga daisuke nandayo

[burnt dock]

if you need a break take one

[clear hinge]

me too

[flat scaffold]

im not japanese

[cyan oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/chinchin-filthy-frank-papafranku-lore-gif-7320795

[cyan oxide]

i am\

[umbral whale]

I am improving as a person

and being nice

[cyan oxide]

let's find you healthy women

[umbral whale]

but like bro

[sharp ferry]

Are you

[shell sparrow]

That’s his job

[livid socket]

maybe hataro's island is just cursed

[pulsar trail]

If you have to tell yourself you’re being nice, I have some news for you brother

[burnt dock]

that's a given

[umbral whale]

I really fucking dislike being told how things are hgere

[sharp ferry]

You're dooming over a dipshit telling you you need a car

[burnt dock]

that's fine

[umbral whale]

when you don't live here

or understand

[livid socket]

youve heard about island gigantism but have you heard about island insanitism?

[burnt dock]

stop telling people how things are somewhere else

because you're doing literally the same thing

[daring mauve]

Regardless where you are from you will always have a place in my heart raccoon man

[cyan oxide]

AYO

[flat scaffold]

had an old lady try and talk to me once

[cyan oxide]

THIS IS ABOUT TO BE A BANGER

[flat scaffold]

i didn't wanna talk

so i just responded in korean

[umbral whale]

and also women wanting a dude with their shit together in their 30s is not making them a "shit person" it just normal

[waxen latch]

fate worse then death, old people

[flat scaffold]

and she told me in danish very very quiet

to fuck off to my own country

so that was nice

[sharp ferry]

Car doesn't mean shit together

[burnt dock]

^

[livid socket]

kamsamida

[umbral whale]

well sadly here it does so

[daring mauve]

The only way I can understand Hataro’s pov is if he is only trying to Rizz up the most superficial 18,19,20,21 yos

[cyan oxide]

I AGREE with that but idk

[daring mauve]

Because I swear that is the only demographic that gives a shit

[umbral whale]

I hear this from women in their 30s ronkles

[daring mauve]

And my parents but they require a cab to the pub

So

[flat scaffold]

having your shit together doesent mean having a car tho

[sharp ferry]

They aren't women, they're leeches

[daring mauve]

Bit different init

[livid socket]

i know plenty of people driving a bmw that are very far away from having their life together

[burnt dock]

this screenshot may be used in the future, thanks

[clear hinge]

why would 18-21 yr olds even care about that

[daring mauve]

Some would argue them owning an expensive car is why they don’t have their life together

[sharp ferry]

I'm going back to work, let me know when the redpill wears off

[pulsar trail]

I do not have that luxury

[livid socket]

it is

[daring mauve]

Idk but I’ve known some girls who are like “car is instant green flag”

[pulsar trail]

2nd language being Arabic in a location with a lot of Arabs opens me up to additional conversation

[glad panther]

Idk where you all are from but hataros take is very normal for where I live

[pulsar trail]

[daring mauve]

And my response is normally my mum called your mum to make sure it’s okay to stay over

[flat scaffold]

lmfao

[burnt dock]

i think what's actually happening is we pull very different people

[flat scaffold]

based

[umbral whale]

they're fucking delusional

[rocky patio]

@umbral whale

Syndra kinda popping rn

[umbral whale]

or euros

[rocky patio]

Thoughts

[clear hinge]

same thing here

[livid socket]

same thing

[clear hinge]

im EU

[pulsar trail]

Come back to us

Pls

[rocky patio]

I heard we had a very rough tjer

Might have to

[glad panther]

Slightly rough

[daring mauve]

The place you live has had studies done that say it should be uninhabitable for human life

[umbral whale]

like our culture is shit

[flat scaffold]

need Rae back so i have someone to shit talk to

[clear hinge]

it's not like Hataro wants it to be like that why you hating him

[umbral whale]

here in NA

[shell sparrow]

You need to be online at certain hours

[clear hinge]

😤

[rocky patio]

Just ping guy

[flat scaffold]

he doesent respond

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/973131724957548574/caption-1.gif

[rocky patio]

@wheat onyx that Canada goose bussing fr fr on God respectfully 🦆

[sinful terrace]

NA is a large place to homogenize

[remote surge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/973131724957548574/caption-1.gif

[swift imp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1089039962525159434/big_boobs.gif

[burnt dock]

like legit i think this is just the dating pool for each person being wildly different

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565086320842637322/1117955810618777600/893519.mp4

[remote surge]

i feel like hataro is becoming a punching bag for just mild takes

[flat scaffold]

i hope i talk to a girl at some point that points out that i dont have a car

[clear hinge]

.

[shell sparrow]

Especially since he lived in a small portion of that NA and now telling people how it is somewhere else he hasn’t lived. Oh wait

[timber thunder]

+1 on that

[sharp ferry]

Wdym?

[umbral whale]

I mean brother

[shell sparrow]

When Hataro is asleep

[umbral whale]

we have car culture here

in NA

and it's shit

[sharp ferry]

Lmao

Love you Lorentz

[warped wedge]

bro what are you even typing

[ornate iris]

hello

[warped wedge]

you better be playing tft

[shell sparrow]

love you back

[cyan oxide]

That's real

[timber thunder]

Hi

[swift imp]

Check out what I saw Sunday morning

[rocky patio]

No Hataro and me have heated discussions about Syndra

[swift imp]

If that ain’t car culture I don’t want it

[cyan oxide]

Na has zero infrastructure

[ornate iris]

Bro how is that guy parking

[clear hinge]

lol how does this thing even drive

[sharp ferry]

I'm wet

[cyan oxide]

latinx

[ornate iris]

Those exhausts

[umbral whale]

pink

[ornate iris]

Are clipping on everything

[burnt dock]

that's not true we have buses sometimes

[swift imp]

Buddy told me those rims are worth close to 5k lol

[clear hinge]

imagine pulling out of a parking lot and scratching a guy with a wheel

[glad panther]

Those stretched tires are so dangerous

[timber thunder]

Nice Roomba skin

[rocky patio]

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-gif-13646397

[pulsar trail]

You can shit talk me

I’m a prime target

[sinful terrace]

Yes you can't change the infrastructure but you can't just say all NA is shit

[burnt dock]

idk you could shit talk whispyr's dk instead

[sharp ferry]

Nah like I'm gonna be real for a second. Anyone who thinks less of anyone for lacking material possessions is not a person worth considering their opinion with any actual weight @umbral whale , idgaf if they're 20, 30, or 50. They're pedantic lowlifes that you shouldn't give the light of day.

Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

[pulsar trail]

We got him beat dw

[umbral whale]

well it's kind of hard to disregard the majority of people you run into ahri

isnt it

[sharp ferry]

No?

[burnt dock]

idk i don't want to date most women i meet

[sharp ferry]

It isn't

[ripe wasp]

What about the license plate cover?

[umbral whale]

it's a very specific problem here because in st john's you legit cannot get anywhere without a car

[sharp ferry]

Real as fuck

[daring mauve]

Oxi lives in purgatory he just wants people to be mean to him but he is far too wonderful and talented so people only ever love him

[pulsar trail]

Mfer discovered he can AMS certain mechanics 100 pulls into a boss @burnt dock

[umbral whale]

without taking $50 cabs everywhere

[daring mauve]

Thus leaving him in a state of perpetual limbo

[burnt dock]

[daring mauve]

NAH

[sinful terrace]

No shot

[clear hinge]

dude just walk 😎

[umbral whale]

haha

[glad panther]

Wait until he finds out about the sark dispel knockbacks

[umbral whale]

yaeh

nah the city is designed you either have a car

or you don't go anywhere

[clear hinge]

and your girlfriend who doesn't care about cars will carry you on her arms (she doesn't have a car too)

[swift imp]

Go heat

[timber thunder]

My route

[pulsar trail]

I’m just vibing to music trying to survive storming the beaches of Normandy in p1

[burnt dock]

same

[sinful terrace]

Idk bro all you do is bitch about where you live maybe look into moving

[umbral whale]

yeah if it were that easy

[swift imp]

Yeah come to Miami

[ornate iris]

COME TO BRAZIL

[umbral whale]

believe me doz I agree I fucking hate it here

[burnt dock]

the minalba swap

[glad panther]

Rents cheap it’s easy to move here

[sinful terrace]

You're literally single with no attachments there, no pets or family from what I've gathered wtf is stopping you

[flat scaffold]

i wanna move out to the country side ngl

[umbral whale]

but like other cities have their own problems IE cost of living being 3x what it is here

[flat scaffold]

i hate the city life

[umbral whale]

well i have family

here

[flat scaffold]

i just want piece and quiet

[timber thunder]

Are those full of normies, as the name suggests??

[ripe wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[timber thunder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/745695213053542440/914562868538642462/TestyAptEelelephant-size_restricted.gif

[sharp ferry]

You can visit family with a midwest girl you find who has a car

[sinful terrace]

Then find a 2nd job to save some money to move idk it's not hard

[umbral whale]

like I'll give you an example. My apartment in toronto would cost $3000 a month

and I pay $900

[sinful terrace]

Work more idk

[pulsar trail]

People who play wow are far from normal

[burnt dock]

yeah don't come to toronto

[flat scaffold]

you calling me weird oxi?

[sharp ferry]

I don't like this

[flat scaffold]

rude

[burnt dock]

but there's nothing stopping you going out west

[pulsar trail]

Yes

[sinful terrace]

Me neither but here I am

[umbral whale]

and live around fucking racists

[flat scaffold]

damn

[umbral whale]

and rednecks?

yeah im g ood bro

[elder patrol]

have the emote

[burnt dock]

i mean how is that different from toronto

[pulsar trail]

You think I’m normal?

[burnt dock]

[umbral whale]

nothing past ontario exists for me

[timber thunder]

No need to fuck ythem

[flat scaffold]

i think im a perfectly functioning sane raccoon

[burnt dock]

at least the burbs

[swift imp]

Wait what time zone are you in @umbral whale

[flat scaffold]

that just minds his own business

[pulsar trail]

Yes, yes you are

[sharp ferry]

You are darling, have some leftovers

[umbral whale]

but besides mata you'd need a car in calgary or edmonton too and it would still cost a fortune

[pulsar trail]

You’re a raccoon trapped inside of a Korean man’s body

[clear hinge]

imagine not living under a bridge and not eating dead rats

[elder patrol]

well the ass can fit 2 racoons

[swift imp]

Shrek angle

[burnt dock]

you would, but i have friends who make a great living out there working as electricians

and they're always looking for more

[pulsar trail]

They’re more fun when they’re alive though

[flat scaffold]

korean boi, with a raccoon soul

[umbral whale]

I'm a white collar worker

[timber thunder]

This you??

[umbral whale]

I'm not doing blue collar work

[clear hinge]

dead ones are more like crunchy cheetos

[flat scaffold]

everyday

[pulsar trail]

That’s 100% stealthi

[clear hinge]

especially if dried under the sun

[elder patrol]

Hataro is coke dealer?

[clear hinge]

obv

[timber thunder]

The man of vibe

[pulsar trail]

Fair

[glad panther]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-raccoon-gif-20612548

Stealthi taking Oxi to the retirement home

[flat scaffold]

had a girl ask for my number today, while i was chilling alone at a coffee shop, just working on my laptop chilling with my iced americano

[clever sleet]

Real

[sharp ferry]

That's so based

[warped wedge]

asian fever

[sharp ferry]

Gm beautiful

[sinful terrace]

Go back to sleep you degenerate

[clever sleet]

Confidence booster?

[clever sleet]

???????

[sinful terrace]

How many hours you sleep

[flat scaffold]

i dont like rejecting

[pulsar trail]

Tell her you’re taken

[clever sleet]

No u, GM

[pulsar trail]

By your gf and me

[glad panther]

Dude set his icon to bone spike

[clever sleet]

I did not

[sinful terrace]

Stockholm syndrome

[pulsar trail]

I made it for him

[warped wedge]

so all we have to do for your number is to ask?

[clever sleet]

I’m 1/1

[swift imp]

Give him back rotten icon

[pulsar trail]

No, we don’t bully quake

[clever sleet]

Damn

[pulsar trail]

Bullying quake off limits now

[daring mauve]

frequent coffee shops

[clever sleet]

You’ve changed

[flat scaffold]

ayo, appreciate the compliment, but i have a girlfriend and this american lawyer that i have an E relationship with and we go on movie date nights

[pulsar trail]

[clever sleet]

I’m horrified

[glad panther]

What if he’s into it

[swift imp]

Waiting on the dad anal joke

It’s coming

[clever sleet]

Joke?

[swift imp]

Oof

[timber thunder]

ERPing in a public place is a bad idea regardless

[pulsar trail]

Nope, we turn over a new leaf. We stop being angry at friends because we’re shit at communicating

Only good vibes

[burnt dock]

damn i'm gonna go tell jez

[pulsar trail]

Don’t

[burnt dock]

[sharp ferry]

LEAVE HER ALONE

[pulsar trail]

She’ll get all sappy pls

[swift imp]

I’m with it @pulsar trail

[pulsar trail]

It’ll hurt me

[flat scaffold]

it works

[clever sleet]

Jez has enough going on rn anyway

[sharp ferry]

It does work

[burnt dock]

ye she uh

[sharp ferry]

Writing a city tier list for d4

[burnt dock]

yeah there's a lot rn

[timber thunder]

Suddenly a lot of dicks appear trying to pucnch holes in whatever is happening in front of them so they can either say “hey I’m not interfering” or “hey my advice is actually relevant”, based on their success rate

[swift imp]

They got me working overnight to make sure a site wide patch gets completed so I’m off during the day with no kid and have no idea what to do with myself

Should def sleep at some point

[burnt dock]

sounds like it's time for keys

[rocky patio]

Can these Reddit dumb fucks stop their stupid protest

[burnt dock]

i mean d4

[rocky patio]

I can’t view my favorite subs

[timber thunder]

The OG keys

[pulsar trail]

The booba subreddits are fine

[rocky patio]

Harem.

[pulsar trail]

If you need alternative entertainment

[burnt dock]

all the souls subreddits turned off except elden ring

which i find very funny

[rocky patio]

Bro the fucking NBA sub turned off

[flat scaffold]

harem? AYO

[swift imp]

I thought we were all going back to Tumblr with this Reddit debacle happening

[daring mauve]

For the finals

[rocky patio]

During game 5 of the finals

[daring mauve]

[rocky patio]

Actual morons

[cyan oxide]

@glad panther fuck you kyle

[rocky patio]

HAREM

[glad panther]

Thanks dad

[warped wedge]

r/nbacirclejerk/ enjoy

[flat scaffold]

i wanna be in Rae's harem ngl

[clever sleet]

Rae’s harem is just a hater club

[rocky patio]

And flower is number 1

[clever sleet]

Real

[rocky patio]

He forgot to wish me death on my birthday this year

What a guy

[swift imp]

Damn can I come?

[rocky patio]

What a present

[burnt dock]

i thought it was a doctor cheer squad

[pulsar trail]

The Rae flower lore is probably top 3 moments in OT history

[umbral whale]

what was the lore

[pulsar trail]

Flower failing 18 trials in SL also up there

[cyan oxide]

when is your birthday so i can sing you cumpleaños feliz

[umbral whale]

lmfaooo

flower trial arc was top arc in OT

[rocky patio]

Consequence has and will never condone bullying or harassment of fellow raiders especially toward rogues. We pride ourselves on our kindness and any depictions of Vel and me saying unkind things is slander and will be treated as such.

[rocky patio]

May 27

I’m old now

[burnt dock]

[sinful terrace]

Stfu

[warped wedge]

rae like 23 or some shit

for sure

[rocky patio]

I’m 26

[burnt dock]

oh christ

[clever sleet]

There isn’t enough ain’t no ways in the world for this

[elder patrol]

damn im younger than Rae

[rocky patio]

Dude I turnt 16

[burnt dock]

wait what

[rocky patio]

26*

One week later I’m at the doctors for back pain

[burnt dock]

ramlu i thought you were the same age as dadsen and i 💀

[clever sleet]

Ramlu memeing

[burnt dock]

oh

[cyan oxide]

ramlu is pushing 40

[flat scaffold]

damn, boomer

[sinful terrace]

[daring mauve]

Next year your getting a pacemaker

[elder patrol]

im 61

[clever sleet]

Ramlu just turned 31 or is about to

[rocky patio]

[clever sleet]

[burnt dock]

yeah so literally same age

31 in october

[clever sleet]

31 next month

[rocky patio]

Pulled my back bending over to pick up a bag

[daring mauve]

I’ll be 13 any day now

[rocky patio]

Literally on my death bed

[glad panther]

which ot member goes to the retirement home first

[clever sleet]

So you fumbled the bag?

[flat scaffold]

you are 1 year older than me, you are practically a fossil

[rocky patio]

One could say

[cyan oxide]

ill go to grippy sock home, is that good enough?\

[timber thunder]

I miss unlocking stuff with level ups

[glad panther]

Padded walls are fun

Grippy socks are a green flag tbh

[clever sleet]

One would also say, damn papi.

[rocky patio]

Yes so before you die

Watch the new Spider-Man

[daring mauve]

Unlocked the next tier of school

[rocky patio]

It’s American animation so it’s not anime

[clever sleet]

But that would be a culture vulture moment

[warped wedge]

watch it dubbed in danish

[timber thunder]

YOOOOOO

[swift imp]

How long till the new Spider-Man is on Disney plus

[rocky patio]

🐀

[sinful terrace]

October brethren

[swift imp]

Going to the theater makes me anxious

[rocky patio]

Given it’s sony probably a long time

[clever sleet]

[flat scaffold]

Rae 26 breaks his back picking up stuff
Stealthi 25 goes skateboarding in his free time
the duality of age huh

[elder patrol]

32 in end of dec,unlucky

[rocky patio]

🧑‍🦯

[swift imp]

36 at the end of august

I can smell 40

[timber thunder]

I wanna try skateboarding

[glad panther]

Did you guys preorder your coffins?

[sinful terrace]

Stops playing wow, loses fleet-footed passive

[elder patrol]

im building it

[flat scaffold]

i went skateboarding last friday

and ate concrete

[clever sleet]

Nah but you should preorder your body bag for that trial

[flat scaffold]

landed straight on my face

[swift imp]

I’m getting cremated and having my boys sprinkle my ashes in the blunt

[burnt dock]

based

[glad panther]

[clever sleet]

[elder patrol]

Cremate me then throw the ashes in to the AC on a cruise

[pulsar trail]

[cyan oxide]

i'd never smoke a homie i aint no traitor

[pulsar trail]

Elite emote tbh

[sinful terrace]

[daring mauve]

I remember I wanted to skateboard so badly cuz I thought it was cool

[burnt dock]

he can preorder his coffin for when rae shows back up

[umbral whale]

[glad panther]

I tried to post a funny haha and you respond with shooting me in the knees

[clever sleet]

True and real

[daring mauve]

Unfortunately my balance is so badly if I lean to one side while standing still I will fall over

[shell sparrow]

you are elite

[clever sleet]

Had to give you an inkling of what it feels like to be this old

[pulsar trail]

No u

[swift imp]

Can you chew gum and walk at the same time?

[pulsar trail]

[daring mauve]

I’ll get some gum and give it a test

[glad panther]

Is this you when you run out of viagra

[flat scaffold]

Attempted a trick over a bollard or whatever the fuck the english name is, landed on the front wheels got wheelbite, and ate shit immediately after, then got laughed at for 15 min by like 9 people

[cyan oxide]

no but i got a Moanable name

[pulsar trail]

Can you chew grapes out of my ass and hum at the same time?

[clever sleet]

Nah that still works

[daring mauve]

I read bollard and immediately became worried for you

No pleasant story involves bollards and moving fast

[swift imp]

Do bears shit in the woods?

[flat scaffold]

its one of those metal "dont drive in here things"

i jumped over it

and ate shit xD

[daring mauve]

No ik what it is

[pulsar trail]

I’ve seen the charmin commercials, On my way! To the airport rn

[lean stump]

nice day brothers time to get some rest driving all day tired

[flat scaffold]

i wasent sure if it was the correct english word for it

[swift imp]

I hate how iPhone corrects On my way!

[burnt dock]

where's your car culture pride smh

[swift imp]

Lol

[daring mauve]

I’ve never heard a story involving one where the person didn’t eat shit

[pulsar trail]

Fuck the motor city

[flat scaffold]

well first i just ollie'd over it

[burnt dock]

seems to be what everyone said

[swift imp]

Flint got clean water yet?

[cyan oxide]

no

[pulsar trail]

Lmao no

[flat scaffold]

then i tried to do a FS 180 heelflip

[daring mauve]

He probably hasn’t even watched 8 Mile this week yet

[flat scaffold]

and ate concrete

[clever sleet]

You get some rest as well mister reality

[pulsar trail]

Everybody in the 313 put your mother fuckin hands up if you feelin me

[timber thunder]

Ewf

[flat scaffold]

@daring mauve basically this, but i landed on my face and got blood all over my face xD

[cyan oxide]

clarence has some real good parents

[timber thunder]

Reminds me of how I tripped over some fence at school and had very wiggly teeth ever since

[pulsar trail]

This busta’s a gangster? His real name is Clarence?

[daring mauve]

OUCH

[umbral whale]

I want

to go

play in traffic

I hate this job

[pulsar trail]

Fuck cranbrook @cyan oxide

[daring mauve]

See I can’t even stand on a skateboard

[cyan oxide]

LET ME IN IM TRYNA FUCK

[daring mauve]

Without falling

I tried it once

[flat scaffold]

ive done it ever since i was like 4 years old

[daring mauve]

The heel of my foot touched my spine

[umbral whale]

me when half and hour late to a meeting I forgot about

and they're just talking about stupid shit

[daring mauve]

I hobbled inside and gave up

[flat scaffold]

a little scorpion

the amount of handrails that has tried to castrate me is also way to many

[daring mauve]

I’ve had that just trying to jump fences

[sinful terrace]

Never thought I'd be jealous of a handrail 🥺

[daring mauve]

We used to have this fence I would like

Hurdle over outside our house

[swift imp]

I could never get good at skating because having to jump and bring my legs up to my chest was a hard no

[daring mauve]

One time my foot got caught

And I couldn’t sit down for a week

[flat scaffold]

we had one guy that needed stitches after jumping down a set of 8 stairs

skateboard landed upright in between his ass and nuts

and broke the bone

[daring mauve]

AHHHH

[glad panther]

Dude tore his gooch

[sinful terrace]

The real Gooch grease

[flat scaffold]

i have an insane amount of scars on my shins

from learning tricks

[swift imp]

What shoes would you skate in

[flat scaffold]

vans mostly

[glad panther]

If you don’t say vans

[flat scaffold]

but we have some shoes, not sure what the brand name is, that are better for it

[swift imp]

People still skating in vans are wild

[flat scaffold]

that lasts longer

[swift imp]

That like still playing basketball in chucks

[daring mauve]

I don’t think I am physically gifted enough to ever skateboard sadly

[glad panther]

Vans are objectively bis for lifting

[flat scaffold]

converse

piss off

[daring mauve]

Last Thursday I stood up from raid and my foot was asleep so I face planted into my door

[sharp ferry]

I wear asics to the gym

[glad panther]

[elder patrol]

crocs while lifting

[flat scaffold]

but yeah my left shin is completely covered in scars from learning how to kickflip

[daring mauve]

[flat scaffold]

everytime you fuck up

it just smacks into your shin

[shell sparrow]

Barefoot

[swift imp]

Bro that happened to me in Highschool where my leg fell asleep… bell rang and I got up and straight face planted in front of the entire auditorium

[elder patrol]

or that

[glad panther]

How do you even compete with high top vans in the gym

Ain’t no way

[flat scaffold]

high top converse

[sharp ferry]

Why'd you susge me

[swift imp]

Jordan 1s

[cyan oxide]

low top vans

easy

[daring mauve]

Flip flops

[flat scaffold]

coverse has better movement than high top vans

[cyan oxide]

remove insoles and you have BIS deadlift shoes

[glad panther]

I have like 8 pairs of vans for different gym fits

[elder patrol]

I wear my floorball shoes when I go to gym, or used to

[glad panther]

And a bunch of Nike blazers

[lean stump]

uh do someone know how to play dota2

i want to play but i am new

[glad panther]

Wearing actual shoes to the gym smh

[lean stump]

so noob

[elder patrol]

I have played it for 2h, im expert

[daring mauve]

@modest lion @torn mural @past lagoon

[cyan oxide]

@gaunt cipher

[daring mauve]

They know Dota2

Push too I think

[lean stump]

ty my brothers

[torn mural]

I only have 4k7 games played

[gaunt cipher]

[torn mural]

[cyan oxide]

what the fuck is 4k7

[elder patrol]

damn dadsen beginner

[cyan oxide]

4007?

[daring mauve]

4700

[cyan oxide]

oh

[torn mural]

4700

[lean stump]

[clever sleet]

Dadsen a confirmed gamer

[elder patrol]

prolly easier to say 4.7k, idk kev

[lean stump]

any suggestion hero and place for new people?

[torn mural]

it's only 7300h of my lifetime

it's ok

[lean stump]

i like to play the little skull

[torn mural]

clinkz I assume

[lean stump]

yea

[elder patrol]

I got almost 3k in ow now,ok ig

[lean stump]

idk how to describe in ENG

[clever sleet]

Did you have fun?

[glass trail]

Welcome to france

[torn mural]

yes

still do

[swift imp]

Just know that nobody is every truly good at Dota

[clever sleet]

Then that was 7300h well spent

[swift imp]

@lean stump as a new player playing support bot is usually the way to go imo

[torn mural]

except when Im playing against Tinker

[flat scaffold]

if i were to read out 4700 outloud in danish it would it 4k7 as well

[clever sleet]

Tinker?

[flat scaffold]

danish is cursed

[warped wedge]

march march march

[clever sleet]

I don’t even know ‘er

[torn mural]

mot toxic hero in the game

[swift imp]

What hero’s would you recommend for a new player I wonder

Prob lion

Ogre

[torn mural]

lion ogre tide

[glass trail]

LETS NOT TALK ABOUT THE DANISH COUNTING SYSTEM

[flat scaffold]

🙂

[glass trail]

You have beaten FRANCE

[daring mauve]

Wait no

Explain

[glass trail]

In how stupid it is

[daring mauve]

WAIT

ARE YOU THE PEOPLE THAT DO THE LIKE

[glass trail]

Hf stealthi

Probably ronkles

[daring mauve]

0.5 or some shit

For 80

[glass trail]

Assume anything bad is danish

[daring mauve]

I saw a meme about this and had forgotten until you reminded me

[flat scaffold]

🙂

[pulsar trail]

But I like cheese danishes and I like stealthi

[torn mural]

quatre mille sept cent

[daring mauve]

YOU DO

[torn mural]

[daring mauve]

[pulsar trail]

[torn mural]

managed to be more unhinged than us

well done

[timber thunder]

Deep Rock Galactic is Danish

[torn mural]

[pulsar trail]

bis game

[flat scaffold]

@daring mauve i love danish

[elder patrol]

[timber thunder]

Yep

[glad panther]

Language of love

[torn mural]

mfs speak with ancient runes

[pulsar trail]

Me singing show tunes into your butthole?

[daring mauve]

[glad panther]

It’s squeaky clean right

Might be a little void filled after sark tbh

[elder patrol]

that would be icelandish also

[flat scaffold]

i live in a city called

[lean stump]

bot and sup is harder in my exp in league

[flat scaffold]

Ålborg / Aalborg

we love our funny letters

[lean stump]

Maybe i should play the third?

[glass trail]

Just dropped 95kg on my foot and now walking is impossible ama

[elder patrol]

ÅÄÖ

[flat scaffold]

ÅØÆ

[glad panther]

Did you say sorry

[timber thunder]

Ў

[sinful terrace]

Lunk alarm

[swift imp]

Different game than league though

[pulsar trail]

[timber thunder]

Funny letters go brrr

[glass trail]

Yeah poor heavy circles

[umbral whale]

you ok brother?

[glass trail]

CBA MY FOOT IS SWELLING

[lean stump]

I see i will try ty my brother

[glass trail]

I was dead silent brother

[flat scaffold]

you basically dropped 1.1 me on your foot

[elder patrol]

wonder how tired I will be to wake up before to drive like 24km to work starting monday

[glass trail]

Ye I was deadlifting

[pulsar trail]

Sign me up

[glass trail]

Moving weights to add some more

[pulsar trail]

How tf did you drop weight on your foot deadlifting

[glad panther]

Dude was pulling sumo

[cyan oxide]

get fucked dumbass

[merry orbit]

widest sumo stance

[timber thunder]

Then people try to avoid using the funny letters because “cba reaching them”, no funny letters becomes normal and stuff starts looking weirdg

[pulsar trail]

Must be

[merry orbit]

then go down to a split mid dead

[glass trail]

Bec I was gonna add more circles and I shuffled them all on to a small 2.5kg circle to put on more

[pulsar trail]

[glass trail]

It slid off, onto my foot (without shoe on)

[elder patrol]

deadlift on your knees

[umbral whale]

[glass trail]

Leg extensions it is

[pulsar trail]

Deadlift using your pp

[umbral whale]

BRO IS STILL GOING

[glass trail]

[flat scaffold]

gotta get the work in

[umbral whale]

"BROKE MY FOOT CBA; TIME TO DO LEG EXTENSIONS"

[flat scaffold]

little pain hasent hurt nobody

[glass trail]

Ye think leg extensions some leg curls and we’ll see about calfs but doubt

[pulsar trail]

That’s literally the definition of pain bro

[flat scaffold]

nah

[glass trail]

Calfs too much on foot

[pulsar trail]

Want some of my calves?

[daring mauve]

No little pain is different from big pain

[pulsar trail]

I got chonky boys for calves

[daring mauve]

Little pain you fight through

Big pain you curl up and can’t move

[pulsar trail]

Little pain still hurts somebody

Otherwise they wouldn’t be in pain

[flat scaffold]

i see where you are coming from

but no

[timber thunder]

Crippling depression moment

[flat scaffold]

pain has to be big

[pulsar trail]

[flat scaffold]

or it didn't hurt

[daring mauve]

And intestinal problems

[glass trail]

[timber thunder]

Those too, yeah

[elder patrol]

or a 30cm surgery scar

[pulsar trail]

I have the legs of a running back

It’s wild

[daring mauve]

Ayo is me

[glad panther]

Post proof

[pulsar trail]

[glass trail]

Ye it’s decent pain and foot feels weird in shoe we’ll see

[timber thunder]

Are those yours or??

[elder patrol]

take the pic from below in shorts

[daring mauve]

A more flattering angle

[glad panther]

You’re spoon cat now

[pulsar trail]

[warped wedge]

2+90 club

[cedar nest]

Living is pain, without the physical hurt part

[pulsar trail]

Best way to say it

[glad panther]

Oxi I want to see you in 4inch inseam shorts ASAP

[pulsar trail]

Lmfao bruh

[elder patrol]

cock outline stat

[cyan oxide]

i got 2 working feet, cant hear you

[cedar nest]

Make it part of your courtroom appearance

[pulsar trail]

Ain’t nobody ready for these thunder thighs

[glad panther]

Except those mf shorts

[pulsar trail]

I got a dumper of an ass too

[cedar nest]

Show

[glass trail]

Ok balding small weak brazilian man

[elder patrol]

shorts lawyer

[pulsar trail]

If fiery is the server owner now I’ll see you in court buddy. This is a hostile work environment under title 7

[glad panther]

Guys how out of pocket are we allowed to be right now

[cyan oxide]

not balding
everyuthing selse is trute

holy shite

im not fixing

[elder patrol]

when arent we

[pulsar trail]

Trying to use his leverage as my boss to see my fat ass

[timber thunder]

No one’s ready IRL either yet they get to see anyways

[cedar nest]

Problem?

[pulsar trail]

[mystic crown]

gm

What's going on in here

[pulsar trail]

I’m being sexualized by my peers for having thick legs and big ol booty

[timber thunder]

Oxi refuses to post thighs, Danes are weird at counting

[mystic crown]

That's nice

[glad panther]

Put your dumpy on your business cards

[mystic crown]

[calm elbow]

[pulsar trail]

True

“Ass so fat you gonna win”

[burnt dock]

[elder patrol]

Better call ass man

[glass trail]

[cyan oxide]

wanna see my ass

[pulsar trail]

What’s wrong with being small and weak?

[cyan oxide]

sign up to my instagram close friends

[pulsar trail]

You got something to say giant boy?

[pulsar trail]

Already subbed

I send minalba the sickest cat videos

Cat train was bis

[timber thunder]

People tend to think that beeg = right

[glass trail]

You’re not small and weak you’re petite

[pulsar trail]

I haven’t lifted in 4 years lmao

[glass trail]

[glass trail]

Was more talking about being 5’7 or whatnot but same thing innit

[timber thunder]

No idea why since the only place “right” comes from is kinda tge same, and wobbliness > beegness

[sinful terrace]

Oxi come play soccer

[pulsar trail]

I’m smol

[cyan oxide]

bro untype that

[pulsar trail]

[glass trail]

Untype what brother

[glad panther]

Guys what’s minalbas real name so I can @ him at random times like he does to me

I need this

[calm elbow]

Untype this

[glass trail]

Yeah petite exactly, cute

[glass trail]

Mauricio is gov name g

[glad panther]

@cyan oxide Hey good morning Mauricio

[cyan oxide]

stfu kyle

[glass trail]

Government naming minalba is bliss

[flat scaffold]

so he is almost the dude from Madagascar

[glass trail]

Can’t gov name me

[pulsar trail]

Apparently guga’s name is Gustavo

[flat scaffold]

mine is way to easy to guess

[glad panther]

Guga foods?

[mystic crown]

What's a guga

[glad panther]

@cyan oxide Mauricio wake up it’s time for school

[umbral whale]

minal has the sexiest name

[cyan oxide]

yepge

[cyan oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/guga-lets-do-it-gif-23678407

[flat scaffold]

like if you know that im korean, it wont take long for you to guess the name, its very fcking standard

[cyan oxide]

omg hi jungkook

[flat scaffold]

[elder patrol]

hi bob

[glass trail]

Jerry?

[cyan oxide]

https://forebears.io/south-korea/forenames

are you on the first page?

[pulsar trail]

Ahmad?

[pulsar trail]

No his name is Sangmoon

[elder patrol]

Yeon

[sinful terrace]

It's Kim

He's Kim Possible

[flat scaffold]

yes

[pulsar trail]

You can’t just add a K to the word cause he’s Korean bro

That’s sus af

[cyan oxide]

hello Jeong-min

[sinful terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-possible-shut-your-mouth-mad-shut-up-gif-8676015

[pulsar trail]

It’s Jun-seo

[mystic crown]

Work time

[flat scaffold]

my initials are carved into an idol agency building xD

[glass trail]

Faker?

[elder patrol]

kim-jong?

[flat scaffold]

[elder patrol]

[flat scaffold]

you even know my name

[pulsar trail]

That doesn’t mean I can’t continue to fuck with minalba

[flat scaffold]

true

[umbral whale]

Christ why did I come to get tacos today

[pulsar trail]

Wdym

It’s Tuesday bro

Taco Tuesday

It’s universal law

[glass trail]

Taco friday is the thing in swe

[pulsar trail]

Taco everyday bro

Tacos are bis

[merry orbit]

its not the same tacos

[flat scaffold]

i can give a hint, my initials gets whispered at the start of a bunch of kpop songs

[pulsar trail]

[calm elbow]

Only Quake and maybe Doz know mine

[warped wedge]

dont need hints when I can use ctrl + f

[calm elbow]

[warped wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-hackerman-kung-fury-gif-7953536

[glass trail]

Wish I could w/o becoming thicc again

[elder patrol]

then just eat during the day

[glass trail]

Mf there’s 1k names on that site

I aint looking through 1k names

[merry orbit]

90% chance its kim

[shell sparrow]

Can’t have tacos

[pulsar trail]

Why not?

[calm elbow]

Annyeonghaseyo?

[shell sparrow]

Diet prior to blood donation

[cyan oxide]

omg jymin

[flat scaffold]

i almost have the same name

[glass trail]

Jin young?

[flat scaffold]

as the founder of jyp

same initials

[glass trail]

Or is it like jin-yeon

Or smth

[calm elbow]

Jason?

Justin?

[flat scaffold]

just pronounce the letter j

[calm elbow]

Jaymes?

[glass trail]

Jae?

[flat scaffold]

yes

[pulsar trail]

But that’s nice of you to donate blood

[flat scaffold]

Jae-young

[pulsar trail]

You’re saving people’s lives

[calm elbow]

Everybody always talks about how important donating blood is
But when I do it I get questioned like "whose is it" and "why is it in these buckets".

[sinful terrace]

[calm elbow]

Some people still think I'm a chick in General chat

[umbral whale]

yeah I mean

and then I had to wait 25 mins for my food

and I say to the dude just give me my shit I have to go

he starts wiping down the box

I DONT CARE IF ITS GREASY WHAT PART OF IM IN A RUSH DONT YOU GET

[glass trail]

Why not jae-son coulda been an international name brother

[sinful terrace]

Derulo undercover

[flat scaffold]

people just call me Park

only when ive fucked up

then my mom goes full name

[glass trail]

You’re jae-young park or?

[flat scaffold]

yeh

[glass trail]

Gg

Ye I mean I have a long ahhh english ass name

Only time people say it is when mum is angry

[cyan oxide]

mf named park 💀

[glass trail]

[cyan oxide]

he got trees and shit 💀

[glass trail]

[flat scaffold]

when ive forgot to do something it usually goes in full scream mode
Jae-young-ah

then i know ive done fucked up

[glass trail]

Brother I get my middle name that literally no one uses

[cyan oxide]

just stop living with parents

[glass trail]

Plus full first name and last name

[flat scaffold]

but its cheap

[glass trail]

Mf 4 names getting screamed at me

[merry orbit]

just buy a house

[soft pendant]

Is it proper to call a person you don’t know by their last name?

[cyan oxide]

Yes, [last name]

wont dox you i promise

[glass trail]

IN THIS ECONOMY?

[soft pendant]

Or just cause other friends have your first name

[merry orbit]

never been richer

[glass trail]

Never been broker

But that’s bec I aint working

[cedar nest]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SwTwLWn9HSs

[merry orbit]

and still buying chicken for 200kr/kg instead of frozen

[flat scaffold]

just something people decided to do

[soft pendant]

Imagine thinking gains are a waste of money

SMH my damn noggin

[flat scaffold]

but yeah if you arent close with someone

its last name

or hyung, unnie etc

[mystic crown]

In English you are supposed to refer to people you aren't friends with by last name. At least in formal writing

[flat scaffold]

if you are friends

[shell sparrow]

[sharp ferry]

Nortim Is right from my experience

I was always Mr. H and Mrs. H

[mystic crown]

I'm not allowed to donate blood. At least someplaces

Omg hi ahri

[sharp ferry]

I'm AB-, so they've made an exception for me to donate :3

HI!!!

🥰

[mystic crown]

I think I'm allowed to where I live? I should look into it

[flat scaffold]

never donated blood

hate needles

[merry orbit]

i dont even know my bloodtype

[ornate iris]

needles are pogchamp

[flat scaffold]

even tho ive got a bunch of tattoos

[sharp ferry]

I hate it too, but I get paid

[shell sparrow]

They puncture not gently here

Bad docs

[sharp ferry]

It's like $80 a donation for me

[shell sparrow]

I’ve had one doc who did it so seamlessly

Don’t feel a thing

[flat scaffold]

ive got no clue what type i am

[shell sparrow]

I do for free

[sharp ferry]

Oh no sorry I donate plasma for $

[mystic crown]

mmm it seems im allowed to donate as long as i havent had sex in 3 months

[flat scaffold]

but like im weird, the main reason for not liking it is that i hate people touching me, same as to why i dont like to get haircuts

[mystic crown]

[sharp ferry]

Huhhh?

[mystic crown]

oh its with new partners

kinda naughty words

[elder patrol]

!pf anal

[hollow raven]

Macheotto - PokéFusion:

#67 - Machoke

#17 - Pidgeotto

[mystic crown]

i should probably go get screened for stis

been a while

[daring mauve]

O+ gamer here

[sharp ferry]

Wym all I see is ||.................||

[daring mauve]

Last time I gave blood I fucked up my arm

[merry orbit]

[lyric spear]

we almost use the same vein

our arms just look the same that’s crazy

even the birthmarks

[daring mauve]

Arm twins

[lyric spear]

r we

look

[timber thunder]

Armadillos

[lyric spear]

we got da same ones

[daring mauve]

ARMADILLOS EXACTLY

[lyric spear]

same left arm

that’s crazy

[hasty nova]

Oh?
https://twitter.com/TheCartelDel/status/1668512652233179138?s=20

Del Walker (@TheCartelDel)

There's a new trend in China where people make and eat spiceless "white people lunch", as form of self torture.

And their commentary has me crying 😭

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Twitter · Jun 13, 2023, 6:56 AM

[lyric spear]

also similar

but not the freckles

me and ronkles both got the diagonal birthmarks

[lyric spear]

chinese people couldn’t handle hot cheetos, it’d be too spicy for them

[daring mauve]

Only diff is I have a big scar from when I broke it

Right on my elbow

[lyric spear]

i broke someone else’s arm