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yesterday my guy

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Oh I didn’t end up going anywhere

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bangest of the bangers
metal pipe falling
!pf 134 surely it works now
pooom
Vapooooooooooom

!pf
Polish cow song is a bop
@raw python haha fun fact about vaporeon






It’s okay. We’ll have that great game 7 to cherish forever

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I prefer goopu loopu
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the thanks obama meme could never be more apt
THANKS OBAMA 
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Detroit Michigan
Aight omw
I made a new friend in Chicago
Bro this pigeon won’t leave me the fuck alone
Take it home, you're allowed to have a pet pigeon
I don’t want a pet pigeon
😔
he's trained to spot tourists
dude.
you finna get robbed, don't go to the station
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The one I replied to
You didn’t reply to any

Hi cutie
#off-topic message I did reply here
Oxi losing it
He’s not the only one
henlo sweetheart
I wanted to go make some tea for the past half an hour or so, but keep delaying it because “nope that’s too soon”
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tiny she big it

mizi :3
it's literally free food mf
mizi have you seen twice announcement
thaiscarla 

Chair cover?

chair what
@unreal quiver
????
those are FF14 players for sure
i bet they extend every single ID aswell and are not only stuck with a bad worldrank because of lacking skill but also missing gear

yea they love to extend
Tbf this raid in particular theres like no gear to be gained from reclearing
COME ON GUYS WE HAVE THE DMG
rekilling hard 🐒
Besides mythic bomba and naltherion trinkets
it helps mental
like im rock solid dont mind wiping more than 1000
but some people get eroded
its actually so weird not doing a single reclear before prog is over this tier
fuck everybodies personal character progression, the guild needs those ranks 
and those 1000 are in 1 or 2 weeks
it is kinda diff when you look at it
20 hours + wiping a week
can do things to people
@ashen ravine I'm messing with you, I don't know what you're talking about.
I think.
Ah.
killin my wallet
Good 

1100 helya wipes in 2 weeks

and well uu nat KJ etc
wtf
@mortal pendant 
what guild is this, pati?
monkey
manky


💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
don't have to
lived it

i actually liked more when i raided 7 dauys
but i also was 14
so rose tinted glasses for sure
jesus christ i want to have a life
the issue with 3day is they compensate alot with prep and dungeon grind
yea usually good 3-2 day guilds have huge pressure on management
my guild going kinda wild this tier
blasters
we are stuck on rashok still
doing some krangled 2 day raiding because we had to cancel raids many times
and also lots of people leaving

1400 runs on the roster
yeah lol
can only really play weekends
yup.
maybe everyone is rich and can play retired
ehehe
well some people retire at 3x
with some little loans of millions of dollars
in equity
!pf retired
!pf inherit an emerald mine
that face says it all
!pf I smell like pistachios right now
!pf oxi and I getting lunch
!pf me driving tractor tomorrow for about 2h
its pretty chill
!pf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
if clueless was a person

No that's these people,
xd
Here's Mina in a 2 piece
She's a chat bot I'm pretty sure


Denied.
Oh shit
Classic.
😭
DepressoSitting.
HATARO IS THE GOAT
We have those in the hospital showers for people who can’t stand
My feet are goofy, I own one.


yes bro
sitting in the shower is BIS

Accepted
I was stuffing my face with hibachi
I am very full
I had Taco Bell for the third time this week
just enchant the boss
best boss this tier
watching boomies die while im holding on with zero resources
is crazy
lil bit triggering
I need to figure out a way to get myself benched for Zskar

Because this is
Less than fun
just lie+insert scenario that fits
I've progged unpleasant melee bosses
but normally they're like
You can bring 3 people cuz there's such a small area to spread
but these one is just "ENTER THE TIN CAN AND GET SHOOK REALLY REALLY VIOLENTLY"
I read this as shibari and was very confused
have def not done zskarn yet on m but looks unpleasant
about to re-enroll in uni for the end of the year so i have an excuse to skip zskarn
fr
hot
@flat scaffold GRATZ BOSS MAN
Legit the moment I tuned into the stream

First pull I see from start to end is kill
tyty
i like how really EVERYONE says that zskar is 1 of the worst bosses in a long long time
It's just
incredibly unpleasant
like
i actually don't know what I'm meant to do
to not feel incredibly useless
I was trying to help with the slow golems
free'st grey log of my life into looting the mount
and we just decided that actually melee should just stack boss
Good, maybe you won’t type as much dumb shit then
cope
Straight heat from oxi
ronkles is purple?
hungry or hangry
Yes
im sorry brochacho
nice
Anyone watch IEM Dallas
And I don’t wanna eat anything
im watching guilds compete for other spots on the server
Cause I def don’t want to use the bathroom on this train
What server is Nocco on
Oxi I wanna buy all these fucking shoes bro
Draenor?
Hataro is contained in the fitness channel
Why you do this man
Yes
What did I do


Penny loafers bis
These chelsea boots all top tier
@daring mauve @pulsar trail

They great shoes
I dunno if they're replacements for blundstones tho.
Mine are destroyed
Ew sneakers
oh grow up
true and same
mf loafers bro
And blundstones which were my like everyday shoes for out and about
I just have an old pair of dress boots somewhere, one pair of black and one light brown pair of dress shoes and then like
8 sneakers or smth
I realised a couple of months ago how many fucking shoes I have
And I wear 3 pairs if you include my jim pair
Actually I have one pair of suede Chelsea's and one pair of chukkas
Which are also suede
I go to the jim in fucking slippers half of the time
Full long white socks and slipper vibe
ah ye olde old money vibe
ye I'd like smth similar when I'm fitter
knitted shirts or thin short sleeve, slightly baggy colourful shirts with linen pant combo
!Pf bedge
thought u were a sneaker hater
When I say sneakers I’m talking about mfers wearing Js
Eat my dick
How about that
Happily
Yeah he’s your little brother tho, like basketball shoes are okay until like mid 20s
yeah I mean he's 19 ye, but still
When you’re old and crusty like me
Nah fam
Grow up
But to hate on Stan smiths???
Ain’t no way bruv
He's a pale as fuck blond man with a skin fade and curls in a matching tracksuit and Js

@warped wedge you’re Balkan, are you proud of zine’s little brother?


Legit fuckboy vibe shirt

ye but that's the goal innit
Go gym. Get ripped. Fuckboy shirt
ye then get some semi tacky chain or necklace w some motivational stuff on it
there ya go
done deal
ye miz get w the times old man
Need to level up my fits tbh
need the money to 

Yup.
Ye I'm in the process
I need new shoes now
i kinda want blazers
Bro I got cinnamon on the stove rn
i just wear converse
Same shit really
I have 4 pairs 
Man I have 3 pairs of white shoes
i have like 3 pairs of shoes

why 4
idk white af1's work with everything, have an old pair of white nmds that I don't use anymore and white blazers for jimothy

I just wear running shoes for gym
I aint wearing non-flat shoes if I'm dl'ing etc
That’s a normie option 
just dl w/o shoes at that point
Bruh thursday I have soccer at 9
I dunno how I'm gonna not be able to jerk off all day after deadlifting on god
I squat w/o shoes bec my ankles are a bit fuccy but


Bro leg day I hit squats and deads and I'm unbearable horni all day after
Like test boost is like going SSJ
1's are the only good nike shoe don't @ me
horny from blasting ur butt
Those are the narcotics.
Distressed oversized T-shirt’s are bis for pump covers
I will not take no for an option
i work out from home, so im kinda just wearing whatever
Naked pumping
any oversized t goated
real
oversized t + short short black nike shorts + high white socks + white blazer combo
illegal
do you have high top blazers
ya
My lighting/mirror at home makes me look like a goblin
I aint gonna flex around people
but i can never replicate it on a picture
Like look this shit lighting
yeah aint nobody seeing shit
💀
(or off)
Stringer season is almost over 
mf I came to work out not to watch someone who aint that jacked flexing in a public space
If I want to see naked men I have google
or @pulsar trail 's dms
Depends what kinda jim you're at also, if it's a place where it's encouraged etc obv go for it king, but in normal jimothies
Stfu vigorexia ass havin mf
Nah just act like a normal person man
by end of summer i should be pretty shredded honestly
That's the goal for end of next spring
Gonna bulk post summer and start a light cut after nye and adjust accordingly after that
Visible abs by summer or 
yeah im just gonna keep vibin
need new climbing shoes 
and i cant wait to go back to my normal climbing gym for the summer

id say im in good shape
I went from 150lbs->220lbs and now I shrunk back to 190 
Those were secret bro wtf
ye I've gone from 265lb -> 215lb but I still have a fair share of fat to lose


just
taking time
You think I send everyone those pics? Not even Maddy gets those. Those are your eyes only
im 140 
Is that the swiftie?
👀
Unfortunately ye
She coming to the wedding w u?
did oxi replace us
Nah her sister was graduating or some shit
She missed out. Whitest wedding ever. Bride picked the playlist. It was half Taylor swift

Yes
Ye she could've gone to a tswift concert w/o paying 1000 buckeroos
she shouldve
Don’t tell me you’re down bad for tswizzle
Down bad?
Yeah he's down atrociously
Who’s down bad?
Down humongous
@cyan oxide thoughts on t swizzle
You are
tbf im downbad for oxi
me
Someone decipher what any of this means

Pls help
Decipher what

Zoomer speak
Zine are you proud of me
oxi is winning right?
Oxi you can’t be serious
There was a nice young lady who was cold on the train, I gave her a sweater out of my luggage
Unironically showing his age rn
I asked myself WWZD

your gym crush wants you
i promise
oxi being a kind humanbeing, allready better than me
id be to scared to talk to her
Maybe? Maybe not? We'll never know
I’m still hungry tho
this sounds close to how my cousin met his gf 
We're nordic brother it's not part of our beings to do that
I ain’t tryin to meet shit bro
Interacting with a stranger on a train? I'd rather fucking die
my current GF was my gym crush
The only woman I need in my life is Zine
Stealthi that’s illegal
I can be your sissy 

Actual cheat codes
i wish my gym crush wanted me
Ye idk mans tall handsome got his gym crush
(i will never talk to her)
moving straight crazy
mood
Yeah you puked all over yourself and shat yourself at the same time?
basically didnt
whenever i get baited to go to a public gym, we do have people come up and talk to us
and i get so uncomfortable
im not a people's person
no it was super normal but then last quarter of school i didnt talk to her again because i was sajj and then i got injured
The “why would someone willingly talk to me” type feeling
🧢
they ask you
What about your OF
😐

Can't relate I'm shaking with pink eye from deadlifting listening to 400 bpm music
If anyone talks to me I'd be impressed honestly
to bad ive got pretty bad social anxiety, unless its for specific stuff like work

Yeah it's a bad combo, still a decent ego boost even if it makes you uncomfortable ig?
Me too brother
I'd hate that too, that's my deepest darkest fear man
I don't wanna talk to no stranger fuck that shit
one time i was waiting for a machine and this girl was at it and she realized i was waiting and asked if i wanted to work in and she asked my name and shook my hand
thats the only time
ever
gf got pissed once tho, cuz she was there as well once
not at me tho
she see's me mentally shut down
ye I mean obv, I talk to people here and there at the gym either bec I know them or bec I ask abt how many sets I have left or vice versa
me in the corner when it happens
Don't get me wrong I can interact w random people I just don't want to
I'm not interested at all
I feel like it’s illegal to ask girls that at my gym
It’s like a personal attack every time
i feel like they won't care if you want to work in
and just arent weird
be normal 4Head

Yeah I mean I think people who aren't ok with working in/just a simple "ye I have like 2 sets left, I'll be done in 5" shit
Idk what are u doing at the gym
tbh nobody will ever say no if you ask to work in
best purchase i did was a home gym
Just common decency innit, I don't want to interact with you but I'll give you a short nice answer
so now we got the homies come over to work out
That's the life Stealthi
Look at this mf having room for a home gym


also true
I wanna have a home gym with with speakers blasting
i just yoinked the basement
Pog
Studio apartment gang

Sounds like a W to me
Easy
sleep in the computer desk
Turn a deadlift platform into a bed
ur out the basement now right daps?
No
oof
End of the year
💀

basements are cool
Literally
Yeah it's boiling in summer and freezing in winter
Also bugs
But it's free
So can't complain
dont have a basement

yeah so
make it non awk
Just remember some surface level shit you've spoken about, mention it and go from there
I’ve seen your “flats”
there ya go
you think i can remember 8 months ago 
MFers be living in closets
Asking girls out at the gym is a no go
i only remember her name
I'm too poor to be rented to as well
who said im gonna ask her out
Amazing
how do u know her, jsut from jim or
Just don't do it.
False
its climbing gym
Like fr girls dont want to be hit on at the gym
i am not hitting on anyone at the gym
climbing is much more social than regular jimothy though
Just hover under her and wait for her to fall
to be FAIR
Ezpz
mf I aint hitting on no chick in the gym, I'm hitting on the employees
Fucking check mate hataro
Fuck you for talking to women like they’re actual human beings
Mmm
granola girl indie listener
Aint no way I can have a normal convo with a girl w/o hitting on her
Depends on context but I’ve been very successful at getting dates at the gym
never been done
You can’t have a normal conversation with me without hitting on me
well i could if not for your juicy ass
Yeah well put on some fucking pants then 
Well oxi he was talking about having a crush asking her out
oxis pfp
Bruh at the gym I swear to god I try and avert my gaze from girls asses
I spent all of fridays night out making bets with friends about 2 friends hitting on the same girl and seeing who'd win
zine approaches anyone
Please disregard my impossibly incessant sexual provocations, I have a query.
redditor
and playing devils advocate for both dudes when they came to me asking how I think it's going
It was fucking CONTENT
this girl i used to catch myself staring at and have to look away 😭
whenever i go public gym i dont wear my glasses / lenses
I'm so anxious a girl gonna put me on tiktok
so even if i happen to look at some butt
i cant see shit anyway
For looking at her direction
mf said query

tips fedora
Muuuuuuuuuuhlady
real ones wear fedoras
im blind as mole
blind as raccoon?
Moles are cute
yeah I'm on so much caffeine everything is bouncing I can't see straight either doesn't matter
Nah fam. Stealthi isn’t cute he’s fucking hot
bruh i cant see with the lights on, how the fuck am i supposed to see in the dark
Absolute sexmachine
Honestly though I do think it can be v weird to hit on chicks at the gym but depends a lot on how you do it ig

I’d let you hit on me at the gym
apparently my friend has been doing it so

person to person thing ig
Are to me not the place
i mean honestly
i think
you just do not engage directly
but if something happens organically
its all good
Or just work out and leave
bro
gf just walked up to me and asked for my number, and then wrote to me 4 hours later, "you are having dinner with me tmrw"
Focus on the goals not pussy
Yeah just talk to her normal then
thats
PUSSY IS THE GOAL
Although me at the gym is like. Headphones in
mf you can talk w chicks at the gym w/o hitting on them directly
Asking a girl to go eat somewhere after the gym is the easiest way to get a date
why do i understand this better than a 33 year old
You don't though
You are on some wild shit my g
I salute your self esteem being good enough for those movements

Things I ask myself way too often 
we got that reversed i think, i need to revise that for future endeavors
But like I gym with headphones on a mission I talk to no one
You planning on leaving your gf? 
Stealthi your girl definitely wears the pants if she asked you out at the gym
me 🤝 zine
early 20s gym enjoyers that are based and extremely cool
THE LIFTING OF ALL OF THESE VERY HEAVY THINGS IS MAKING ME HUNGRY
nah but im the stay at home dude, and she is out and doing stuff 24/7
she deff has
You forgot handsome, talented, sexmachines, greek god lookalikes
she didn't give me a choice when she asked me out
I’m in a large city so it helps you can walk 3 steps outside and be at a restaurant
gets married
Becomes hermit
which one is not a twink but almost a twink but also jacked
Ye I mean I'm in stockholm it's not a huge city but it's decent ye
It's weird you mfs talk to people at the gym
that's not the point tho
The point is asking a chick if she wants to grab something to eat w/o previously talking to her, at the gym
💀
not like i talk to people every time bro
Other than "are you using that machine"
every once in a while you start small talk with someone
That’s how I made all of my friends after moving
How
nah it all started out with spotting on some heavy sets
that's how it works in sweden
then it just escalated after the workout was done
dependo
kept talking
Did you know, most things that play music also have a so called "pause" function?
Yeah but like
I never would see an opportunity
I'd rather get choked out benching than ask a random dude for a spot
even if you dont see an opportunity that doesnt mean they dont exist
yeah im bringing a friend or not benching

Lift heavier
Me and fellow gym rats shit talk each other at the deadlift platforms. Stuff like “going light today are we sunshine” when it’s under 405
well going for pr's can be very iffy
yessir that's why we don't try to pr on bench unless my lil bro can come
(jokes on me I can't bench because doctor said so)
i dont think my bench is that great
Bruh I'm deadlifting like..
but i really enjoy doing it
135 rn
Sounds like a good vibe, unfortunately I would shit my pants
Bench is my weakest by far
But then again I'm building back up
Same
i bench more than i weigh
After so long off
so cant be to unhappy about it
i do not!
But it naturally is lower than the other two if you're doing any decent programming ye
Pull sumo eat butt
Stealthi aren’t you like 7ft tall


































