off-topic

[stone swan]

[hot crystal]

dont do that

[stone swan]

Hataro not knowing he literally looks like hercules

Gg

[umbral whale]

then again my intuition about the other girl was so off

[hot crystal]

let yourself get hurt bro

please

[umbral whale]

[hot crystal]

this is character development

[stone swan]

Your intuition is broken

Clearly

[umbral whale]

I mean in fairness

I thought I was getting rejected and was just getting gassed up

I didn't think she actually meant it

and then caught feelings

[stone swan]

I mean in fairness you played league of legends for like 10 years and you never intuited that it made you a worse person and that you should quit

[umbral whale]

[hot crystal]

didnt she like you but not enough basically

or wait

ignore that

bad topic

forgor

[umbral whale]

nah its good man

i'm good with it now

[stone swan]

What did I miss

[umbral whale]

just needed a week. Plus the date on saturday helped snap me out of it

[stone swan]

Ot lore

I’ve been playing warlock for too long

[peak solar]

Filthy

[umbral whale]

I dunno if this is how I would describe it

[stone swan]

Nah I have 4 set

[hot crystal]

you do?

[stone swan]

Yeah

[hot crystal]

oh

you got the curio

[stone swan]

Yeah

[hot crystal]

thats fucked

[stone swan]

And the aotc one

[hot crystal]

yeah

me next week

surely

[stone swan]

Why is it fucked

[hot crystal]

surely i get fed 4p

surely

surely

[stone swan]

Andrew

[hot crystal]

surely

[stone swan]

Why is it fucked

Andrew

[hot crystal]

its not fucked

well becaus

frankly

you smell bad

[umbral whale]

@peak solarnow we have a car we hit the gym

[stone swan]

What the fuck

[umbral whale]

and all the limits are off

[stone swan]

I’m braking up with you Andre

[umbral whale]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-lee-weights-naruto-chunin-exams-flex-gif-26433140

[cyan oxide]

I fucked it. I put my dick through it.

[hot crystal]

you can have RH in the divorce

ill have your gf

[stone swan]

Bro please don’t cut my hand off

[umbral whale]

know how many fucking dates I had to dip on

cause I didn't have a car

[hot crystal]

eye for an eye shit

like hammuraboi

i

[stone swan]

At least you get them

[hot crystal]

i got a tablet

and it says fuck riggnaros

[umbral whale]

@stone swanoh yeah thats the other lore

[stone swan]

Gromnak

Let’s go

[umbral whale]

this woman picked me up in an audi

[cyan oxide]

NA dating scene 💀

[stone swan]

Bro @umbral whale how are you getting these dates

Tinder?

[umbral whale]

her was tinder yeah

[hot crystal]

cant wait to see my gym crush and not talk to her ✨

[tropic skiff]

DAMN? BROOOO

[stone swan]

My guy on all the apps of what

[cyan oxide]

No Ubers on this godforsaken island?

[cyan oxide]

Me today

[tropic skiff]

she ghosting my dms but liking my story bro

it's so over

[hot crystal]

[cyan oxide]

I don't talk to women at the gym because I respect their space

[clever sleet]

What does that even mean flower

[stone swan]

What does this mean

[clever sleet]

Ok

I’m not the only one that doesn’t understand

[tropic skiff]

she doesn't answer to my dm

but she likes my ig story

[stone swan]

Yeah

[clever sleet]

But then again it’s dekai so I’m fucked

[hot crystal]

she playin

[tropic skiff]

real!!

[stone swan]

So what are you trying to say

[umbral whale]

https://www.audi.ca/ca/web/en/inventory/vehicle.html?market=ca&vehicleId=Q0FOOTU5ODEyMzkwMjk=

[tropic skiff]

that she ghosting my dms and liking my ig stories idkk what else to say

[umbral whale]

THIS

[stone swan]

Maybe she’s busy for this week and can’t access her dms but can look at your story

[umbral whale]

was her car

[tropic skiff]

no u just cant stop winning

[umbral whale]

I was like what the fuck

LMFAO

[tropic skiff]

that's INSANE

[cyan oxide]

God damn

She rich

[stone swan]

Pretty sure she just ghosted you

@umbral whale this isn’t surgeon chick right

[tropic skiff]

YEAH THATS WHAT IM SAYING DAWWWWWWG

me : yeah she ghosting me
dekai : yo i think she's gosting you

NO SHIT BRO

I WANT TO END MY LIFE

[umbral whale]

what the audi?

yeah

that was her

[cyan oxide]

Nooo you're so hot flower don't do it ahhah

[stone swan]

Yeah but liking story is irrelevant people just like everything perma

[umbral whale]

guys don't fucking ask

how I did this

[stone swan]

It’s like a monkey reaction

[tropic skiff]

[stone swan]

Double tap

[umbral whale]

I'm literally 3 days wondering how it happened

[tropic skiff]

i only like ig stories of pretty girls personally

[stone swan]

I don’t use ig

Or talk to women

Personally

(Real)

[umbral whale]

ay

bro

no

you handsome

and will get a real one

you'll see

[tropic skiff]

i need to keep faith frrr

[stone swan]

I’m 23 never had a gf but I think it’s every woman on earths fault not mine

[tropic skiff]

good thing is i got the motivation back to make music n some rappers actually wanna work with me rn

[umbral whale]

I'm like how tf do I pick this chick u[ in a civic if we do have a second date

[hot crystal]

I talk to women then forget to ask them for their ig

[umbral whale]

[hot crystal]

Thats chad

[umbral whale]

I need to borrow my sisters bmw for all our dates

[tropic skiff]

happened to me

[umbral whale]

LMFAO

[stone swan]

Just do it

[hot crystal]

I do it over and over and over

[stone swan]

If she cares

[umbral whale]

too bad I told her already what my car is

[stone swan]

What’s the point

[umbral whale]

fr

I dunno

I still feel like she way out classes me here

[tropic skiff]

like there was this girl which was very obviously into me that was about to leave and i'm like just saying bye without realizing she's like kinda waiting for me to ask for her ig

[stone swan]

Sounds like she wants you to spit on her and spank her and shit so

[tropic skiff]

unfort

[stone swan]

Doesn’t matter

If you drive a rustbucket

[umbral whale]

she fr should be with someone far more accomplished

[hot crystal]

Bro when i was at the rave a girl had to ask me for mine

[stone swan]

Uh hataro

You know like

Human condition

We all just want to not be lonely

Even women

So

Don’t overthink it

Lol

[hot crystal]

Like she was clearly giving me attention and then i was just like oh we gotta go

💀

[tropic skiff]

me and andrew r kinda like

twins

[hot crystal]

Smth about the A names

[umbral whale]

I mean that's how I got the kiss I just went for it

[stone swan]

Cool bro

[tropic skiff]

my bane is i overthink

[stone swan]

PLEASE HATARO

KEEP TELLING ME

[tropic skiff]

like i'm so bad at flirting cuz i dont wanna be creepy

[umbral whale]

but like I'm now in the post mortem

[tropic skiff]

but then girls just think i'm not interested

[stone swan]

ABOUT HOW YOU ARE KISSING THIS SEXY BEAUTIFUL GODDESS WHOS RICH AND SHIT

IM NOT JEALOUS BRO

[tropic skiff]

EZQSD£IOH GEF

[hot crystal]

This is literally everyone

[tropic skiff]

LMFOAOOOOOOO

[tropic skiff]

real

[stone swan]

MY MOOD IS IMPROVING EVERY TIME YOU THPE

THANKS HATARO

[hot crystal]

This is improving my mood personally

[tropic skiff]

same

[umbral whale]

I mean ok shes not a 10 but she is a pretty awesome person

[hot crystal]

I just need to try harder

[stone swan]

Same

[tropic skiff]

OK SHES NOT A 10 BROOO

LMFAOOO

[stone swan]

Is she ugly

[tropic skiff]

hataro is NOT real i love this guy sm

[umbral whale]

I'm more attracted to her career and how accomplished and bright she is

[stone swan]

Is she ugly

[umbral whale]

no

[stone swan]

Hm

[hot crystal]

If i try harder ill pull

[tropic skiff]

being smart is so attractive like low key

[umbral whale]

shes 38 so I give her about like an 8?

[hot crystal]

Ong

Im a catch fr

[stone swan]

Then why have I never had a gf

[hot crystal]

...

[umbral whale]

she is really fit and takes care of herself but again like

it's not even that

she impresses me as a human being

[tropic skiff]

my friends are actually mocking my inability to pull despite being good looking like fr i just got negative rizz

[hot crystal]

Unspoken rizz

My friends actually act like i should be pulling every girl

[stone swan]

You literally just need to be goofy and outgoing

Just keep talking

Go go gadget

[hot crystal]

Dick

[stone swan]

Bro holy fuck last date I went on was just so boring

Ahhhhhh FUCK

[umbral whale]

I mean it happens. For most of us we ain't going to pull every girl

[tropic skiff]

bro andrew, u need to listen to my last beat

it's like dementiacore

[hot crystal]

💀

[umbral whale]

dementiacore?

[hot crystal]

Because it makes me forget about her

[umbral whale]

[merry orbit]

so hataro basically likes his sister

[stone swan]

Should I drop a freestyle on it

Rn

About hataro

[calm elbow]

Who doesn't

[stone swan]

I don’t like his sister I haven’t met her

[merry orbit]

all hataro could say yday before the date was "this is like going on a date with my sister"

[hot crystal]

Cool shit

[cyan oxide]

Me taking @pulsar trail on vacation

[undone bone]

based

[hot crystal]

@cyan oxide ah fuck shes here

[pulsar trail]

I'd check out kazakhstan

[tropic skiff]

same

unironically

lets go

we goin guys orrrrrr

[cyan oxide]

Your sister single?

[pulsar trail]

bro wdym

@hot crystal are you single?

idc about your sister

[stone swan]

Who

[stone swan]

Yeah we are going

[cyan oxide]

I got us a Kombi we can go

[tropic skiff]

lfgggggggg

[stone swan]

Combee?

[cyan oxide]

Me drifting to kazakh

[stone swan]

Me drifting to joe

[cyan oxide]

@serene crescent rate these dirt speedslides

[clever sleet]

I’d go to kazakhstan so I can finally confront @mortal pendant

[stone swan]

@serene crescent

🥱

[clever sleet]

And tell him to stop meowing in my walls

[serene crescent]

that's a "and then Hefest got this run" moment

[cyan oxide]

[serene crescent]

🥱

[calm elbow]

Your dn is fitting

[clever sleet]

[cyan oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wont-believe-what-he-digs-up-gif-24329148

[stone swan]

!!!!!!!

[mortal pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/stoned-cat-stoned-cat-funny-huh-gif-19222132

[inner wadi]

WHAT IS HE DIGGING

[cyan oxide]

Shut up he's still digging

Let him dig

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-is-happening-dim-dim-what-confused-gif-26463317

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1088712797510185040/1107392878839332964/E2F5F60C-EFBE-49C2-92E7-CA6B6215C661.gif

[clever sleet]

Ok and

[mortal pendant]

meow

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/566724723803684924/1076619194575101962/A7092987-0DCC-4F6C-B499-6C5CB60B4412.gif

[mortal pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-israel-klee-oomf-gif-22679247

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-going-im-not-going-back-to-rehab-rehab-oomfie-rehab-genshin-oomfie-gif-21656419

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/go-off-oomfie-oomf-oomfie-smook-smokingissad-gif-21380215

[stone swan]

that looks delicious

[cyan oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027699335632269381/1030283439804514304/attachment.gif

[elder patrol]

mmm raw mince

[calm elbow]

Would prefer S'mores Pop Tarts but it's passable

[elder patrol]

[calm elbow]

[hot crystal]

Nunya

[hot crystal]

Yes

[hot crystal]

Jim crush

[pulsar trail]

wanna date me

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-meat-invertion-reverse-meat-invertion-gif-21326799

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872044859123437568/1107736556351017151/347233005_253814240393385_812403802507364645_n.png

[peak solar]

hataro stonkin fr

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

Yes

[umbral whale]

yeah

few setbacks but we keep going

just stressed about money

[hot crystal]

I feel strong as fuck today

[umbral whale]

[hot crystal]

Hoooly shit

[umbral whale]

losing half a months pay is a big hit

[peak solar]

That just be life lol

[umbral whale]

well its not quite that

[peak solar]

But I feel you

I just meant in the way that like 90% of the country is living paycheck to paycheck and worries about money

[umbral whale]

I think I'll break even by august since its a 3 paycheque month

[hasty nova]

[unreal quiver]

thats a good fuckin day of prog

1 death

and it was a raid wide oneshot

[cyan oxide]

Aintnoway

You're that type of brother

[hot crystal]

Nobody here is meeting my sister

[cyan oxide]

MF is helicopter brother

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/aintnoway-gif-27058877

But I'm a cool guy

[hasty nova]

But...

[umbral whale]

not even me?

[cyan oxide]

She's too young for you

[umbral whale]

how old?

under 18?

[cyan oxide]

I think they're twins so they're about to be 21

[umbral whale]

oh

nah thats not

what

[cyan oxide]

mf

You're 30

[umbral whale]

33

and 21 is fine

it

[cyan oxide]

[umbral whale]

a little young

but old enough to get them cheeks clapped

[cyan oxide]

I could never

[umbral whale]

it

not that bad

[lyric spear]

has echo killed yet

[umbral whale]

I prefer 25 and up though I don't usually date people that young

[inner wadi]

id be surprised if theyre not bedge yet

[cyan oxide]

25+ is nice

[inner wadi]

real

[lyric spear]

theyre still pulling

[lavish bloom]

[umbral whale]

?

shes 21

thats old enough to drink

[lavish bloom]

Hello, I’m back from vacation

[umbral whale]

nothing wrong with sleeping with someone who is 21 lol

[lavish bloom]

I wouldn’t at 30

[umbral whale]

then you're a pussy

[hasty nova]

I could find places where the drinking age is a lot lower bud.

Anyway the point is those words out of context not in context

They're no funny in context

[lavish bloom]

Ok; I would? But our lives aren’t fucking relatable

I wouldn’t date someone that’s 21

[umbral whale]

I mean I wouldn't date someone that young ye

just nothing to talk about

[hasty nova]

You live in the same planet man

[umbral whale]

just hit and quit

[clever sleet]

Wb how was your sisters wedding and France (iirc?)

[lyric spear]

the sign of a true man is having sex with someone 12 years younger than him

[peak solar]

That’s good not too far away

[lyric spear]

if you don't, you're a pussy

[umbral whale]

or hit and keep as a side chick

[hasty nova]

The sign of an alpha male is fucking whoever knocks on your door

[lyric spear]

can confirm

[hasty nova]

Or whatever

[umbral whale]

ye

[hasty nova]

[umbral whale]

get audi mommy to help me out in the meantime

[peak solar]

Side chicks are for boomers

[undone bone]

im confused my sister is at my dorr

[hasty nova]

WHATEVER OR WHOEVER

[umbral whale]

@peak solarwe split the bill I wonder if I should've just paid to establish dominance maybe she thinks I'm not alpha enough

[peak solar]

Drafting teams of hoes in 2023

[umbral whale]

[peak solar]

Girl better step ya game up your 2nd string replacement gunning for your spot

[hasty nova]

WE INTERRUPT THIS CONVERSATION TO BRING YOU THE BEST QUOTE FROM THE CHURCH IN 1200 YEARS
https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1657887644133539840?s=20

60 Minutes (@60Minutes)

The SEC found the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints “went to great lengths” to hide $32 billion in securities – even creating shell companies.

The church told 60 Minutes, “We don't feel it's being secret; we feel it's being confidential.” https://t.co/uvn7fLeFQT

Likes

6904

Retweets

2905

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 11:16 PM

I CANT

I caaaaaaaaaant

[peak solar]

Oh I never pay

[umbral whale]

I was kidding

[peak solar]

I always just split it unless we’re dating then idc

[hasty nova]

I'm going to evade my taxes because it's confidential information

[umbral whale]

I gave her the option of letting me pay she chose split

[lavish bloom]

Sisters wedding was like out of a fairytale, went to Monaco to see E1, got a tattoo out there, had the time of my life, landed, and went straight to ER/ICU

[umbral whale]

this is a real one esra

[hasty nova]

The government is not allowed to know

[undone bone]

yea man like all those dangerous crypto guys

[clever sleet]

[lavish bloom]

Still in the hospital actually, I got pneumonia

[clever sleet]

What a combo

[umbral whale]

anyways

[clever sleet]

Jesus

[umbral whale]

is agreons sister hot at least?

[lavish bloom]

When I was in the plane I couldn’t breath

First time in my life I thought I might fucking die

[hasty nova]

...

[lavish bloom]

9 hour flight too

[peak solar]

Any scarring?

[hasty nova]

[peak solar]

What I had pneumonia that’s what you gotta worry about

[lavish bloom]

No, but they ran a GRIP of tests

I’m slated to leave tomorrow

[peak solar]

that’s good news

[lavish bloom]

I did get this photo of me before the wedding though LMAO

[swift imp]

Snazzy

[lavish bloom]

Venue went crazy fr

[hot crystal]

False

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

This is true

Im not policing my sister but most of you mfs are too old

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-huh-steve-harvey-confused-gif-17449734

Hmmmm....

[peak solar]

We don’t fuck with crocs around here

They didn’t hire jake

[cyan oxide]

I'm 25 fuck you

[hasty nova]

FOUR YEARS

THAT'S A PROBLEM

You're going to need a chaperone.

[cyan oxide]

I don't know what that is

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/titanic-old-lady-finally-its-been84years-rose-de-witt-bukater-gif-4713500

Waiting for the va website to work

[hasty nova]

And that's the problem with you kids (and the language barrier).

It's like a babysitter

[cyan oxide]

I googled it

Now I'm just

[undone bone]

me when im 28

and look at a high school

[hasty nova]

[undone bone]

well time to sleep soon today

tomorrow more m+ for sure

[modest lion]

great quote, but it looks like they didnt actually hide money

they just filed it incorrectly

[hasty nova]

Yuh

Confidential

[modest lion]

its kinda interesting

[hasty nova]

It's just peculiar that an organization that doesn't need to pay taxes by the grace of God and government feels as though they need to shuffle money around in such a way

[modest lion]

like, many will make it look like they hid the money or smth

or enriched themselves

but they didnt, weirdly enough

its essentially a situation of "filed under false names, but the content of the filings was accurate"

[hasty nova]

It is an attempt to wash the money but, any investigation will discover its origins

Yeah it's a case of, someone is holding my money for me

You know, just in case, of the rapture or something

[modest lion]

ye

but they seem to have used the profits from those investments

to fund all their projects and charities

[hasty nova]

Yeah that's why it's really easy to track down

[modest lion]

ye

kinda funny

[hasty nova]

Like

REALLY easy lol

[modest lion]

its also interesting what one guy wrote

that when they submitted the filings, there mustve been a letter of intent

[undone bone]

i needed weed money srry

[modest lion]

and back then no one seemed to have cared

i just wonder how much their portfolio grew since then

[hasty nova]

A lot, considering the money isn't taxed in any way

[modest lion]

ye

[hasty nova]

I imagine the entire business grew quite a bit over the years as well, there's no way the investments got weaker over time

[inner wadi]

you dont have to worry about me

i would simply ignore her

[modest lion]

For Latter-day Saints, who have 16.3 million members, our church's wealth translates to about $6,130 per member, or 161 times the Catholics' money-to-member ratio

[inner wadi]

also

grandparents came to visit

[modest lion]

they seem to be pretty smart with their money

[inner wadi]

we’re at dinner

[hasty nova]

It's awesome that they have a leaderboard

[swift imp]

lol a leaderboard

Fuck the LDS

[inner wadi]

theyre talking about how they think trans stuff is stupid

[hasty nova]

And of course the smart with their money, they found a way to completely sidestep taxation

[hasty nova]

That could go one of two ways
...

[inner wadi]

fucking old people and their dumb thoughts

[hasty nova]

Ah

[swift imp]

Theyre notoriously anti gay and anti POC lol

[modest lion]

well sure, but so is any other church

yet they dont manage to be this wealthy

[inner wadi]

its uhh

“i hate how the progressives push this onto kids like teachers do without parents permission”

[swift imp]

I would assume the Evangelists have the most $$$ out of all the major christian churches (not Catholicism)

[keen lintel]

gm ot

[hasty nova]

[modest lion]

well the catholic church overall is more wealthy, but they split their wealth across all the countries

[swift imp]

Yeah

[modest lion]

so like, each countries church is their own entity

[keen lintel]

[swift imp]

But the Evangelists pretty much took over the US gov

[hasty nova]

Meh

[swift imp]

Theres an awesome Frank Zappa interview about it

He called it way before

[modest lion]

the difference is, i think

[hasty nova]

Zappa called a lot of things that were glaringly obvious

[modest lion]

that the catholic church isnt really a profitable organization

they hold a lot of assets but like

theyre not really investing their wealth to grow it

[swift imp]

Hindsight is 20/20

[modest lion]

think thats kind of the difference to the LDS

[cyan oxide]

@umbral whale and his surgeon mommy

[umbral whale]

Nah

Like that's not going anywhere in reality

[cyan oxide]

It's going

[swift imp]

Got yourself a squirrel?

[stone swan]

bro u guys ever get those calls

where its like 2 seconds of silence

and then its like a clearly ai recorded voice

[umbral whale]

Nah like really bad vibes

[stone swan]

talking to you about some shit

but they put the BACKGROUND NOISE in there

to try and make it sound real

[hasty nova]

Hello?

..................

He-

[stone swan]

shit is crazy

[umbral whale]

It's not a good sign when a girl flips like this

Best just to start moving on

[stone swan]

what isnt going anywhere

surgeon girl?

[swift imp]

Y'all stay chatting with the asian scammers that text you pretending to know you type deal?

[hasty nova]

I mean no, it was very clear the grasp that the religious right had on the people of the time that were vying for power

[umbral whale]

Yes

[swift imp]

I got one to get on video chat

[hasty nova]

There's actually no needed hindsight in this case

[stone swan]

just give it time

man

stop dooming

[umbral whale]

Nah

[stone swan]

xd

[umbral whale]

I'm telling you

[stone swan]

k bro

u tell me a lort of thinfgs

like how food deserts arent real

and i should stand up 99% of the time

but

you are rarely correct

so

[modest lion]

very rarely

like

[pulsar trail]

guys hear me out

[modest lion]

seal of diurnas chosen rarely

[pulsar trail]

let's all play fortnite zero builds

who's down

[modest lion]

no

[stone swan]

8im down

[pulsar trail]

well it was worth a shot

[stone swan]

only if i get to voice with you oxi

[swift imp]

I mean i get what you're saying and sort of agree... but if that was the case we wouldnt be where we are today with alot of the BS thats been going on ie roe v wade getting over turned.. It all stems back to the 80's and the ultra conservative tide coming back with Reagan

[umbral whale]

Reading peoples behavior?

Yeah I'm good at it

[pulsar trail]

my voice is annoying

[stone swan]

bro

im like convinced

that you just hate me

its crazy

[modest lion]

just because someone knew what was gonna happen, doesnt mean it couldve just simply been stopped

[pulsar trail]

no I'm just socially awkward

[stone swan]

for like 2 years now

[pulsar trail]

and I automatically think everyone hates me

[stone swan]

im like sure of it

[umbral whale]

I shouldn't havent even gone on this date

[hasty nova]

You're especially not going to stop it when there's so much money and motivation behind it

[umbral whale]

[stone swan]

ever since i made a mean joke about your parses nothing has ever been the same

@pulsar trail

[swift imp]

Very true... But i think cynicism played a significant role

[modest lion]

i can kiss you on the lips, you still think i hate you?

[stone swan]

like in shadowlands

[modest lion]

think i scared oxi away

[hasty nova]

[tropic skiff]

i like his music but Zappa wasn't like this 6head 50 years ahead anti system guy as some people portray it

made good music tho

and was kinda edgy in the good and bad way, some of it aged poorly like well the blackface album cover

[hasty nova]

No he was a perfectly normal person that understood that there was some dumb shit going on

But he isn't some prophet

[tropic skiff]

made great music though

hot rats goes brazy

[umbral whale]

Bruh I'm already tired of dating

[tropic skiff]

this is so me

[umbral whale]

Ask 2 girls out I cba anymore

[tropic skiff]

gna delete dating apps n stop going out

[umbral whale]

Ok dont do that but yeah

I mean stop going out fuck the apps

[hasty nova]

It's time to buy a dog and hug it a lot

[median gale]

Its time for hataro to buy a cat

[tropic skiff]

i got a dog

and 2 cats

NOT ENOUGH

[umbral whale]

[serene crescent]

https://twitter.com/toboxd_/status/1658113276939575298?t=V4oZmcy9H9-NquTrUSmn1w&s=19

Tobo (@toboxd_)

weirdest tier I've never played

Likes

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Twitter · May 15, 2023, 2:13 PM

[umbral whale]

I dunno I just take every setback like

Super personally

I'm hyper critical of myself so.

[stone swan]

thats healthy

actually

really healthy

[umbral whale]

Sarcasm?

[stone swan]

eys

yeah

[umbral whale]

Cause I literally think I'm.a worthless piece of shit anytime shit doesnt work out for me

[stone swan]

thats like

really unhealthy bro

[tropic skiff]

dawg

we the same

tho now i just like stopped expecting

anything good to happen

so like i dont get my hopes up

[raw python]

!pf daily dose of baiting

[hollow raven]

Squiactyl - PokéFusion:

#7 - Squirtle

#142 - Aerodactyl

[tropic skiff]

[umbral whale]

Ye that's my prob I bounce back and try and br positive

[tropic skiff]

i just know imma get super annoying when i grow up

cuz i just feel like i hate everyone

n like everything

[umbral whale]

Dont become cynical

[tropic skiff]

i try not to

like i genuinely tryy, and i'm excited about things but like

people ? idk i dont like people that much

[raw python]

normalize hating everyone equally

[tropic skiff]

no that's lame

i def hate some people more than others

some people i really like also but that's rare

[raw python]

yea true

[umbral whale]

I've tried not to

But like I cant help it tbh

Maybe I need meds or something I dunno

[stone swan]

idk

idt so

[modest lion]

so

i gotta ask ye

[raw python]

no pls

[modest lion]

what was the inciting incident of hataro talking about his dating/sex life 24/7 all of a sudden? i dont recall him ever talking about his personal life all that much, not in this detail anyway, and now its like i subscribed to a newsletter

[stone swan]

car

was the inciting incident

[inner wadi]

ye

[modest lion]

car`?

[raw python]

I mean it wouldnt have continued if people didnt take the bait so easily

or feel the need to say fake positive shit to keep up appearances

[hasty nova]

I DON'T WANT TO MONETIZE MY DATA I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO MODIZE MY DATA

[modest lion]

hey

if everybody else monetizes my data

i might as well take a piece of the pie

[hasty nova]

I mean I don't know if your data is worth anything at that point

Might as well try if interested

[modest lion]

clearly its worth more to you, since youre trying hard to hide it from everybody!

[waxen latch]

[lavish bloom]

🤖 monetize my data, I shit post on discord

[tropic skiff]

idk it's funny i think....

my data would be the weird music i listen to and how depressed i am, not sure that's worth much

[umbral whale]

The car

Dekai was right

Being stuck inside alone for 4 months

And dipping into depression

But fuck it I wont talk it about it here either

[raw python]

its too late

you got too many invested

[umbral whale]

I mean. It's a cycle. I'll do this till I fail too many times and I'll give up and go back to playing video games 24 7

[scenic blaze]

I just got all brand new tires

My god

$$$$$$$$$$

[umbral whale]

[scenic blaze]

Man they feel so good tho

Oh my

https://youtu.be/bjfXhmHxtCI

[hasty nova]

unironically I was hit in the Equifax breach and had a bunch of people yank my identity in 2017

My accounts have been locked since then, it was a very vulnerable time

[peak solar]

@hasty nova are you va or wv

[hasty nova]

What the fuck did you just call me...

Also,

[peak solar]

Do you live in Virginia lol

[hasty nova]

Nope. Nope.

[peak solar]

Looking at places to move and I remembered you were east coast so wanted to ask if you liked it

What state you in?

[hasty nova]

NC

[peak solar]

Oh darn too red

Can’t teach there

[hasty nova]

Pffft

Swing state babbbyyyyy

[peak solar]

Yea but they pay is ass too

Well below national average

Who lives upper east coast and can tell me if it’s shit or not

[hasty nova]

The pair is fucking awful

Just go to New Jersey

[peak solar]

I’ve heard nothing good about New Jersey in my entire life

[wheat onyx]

[peak solar]

Is the pair the virginias?

Or carolinas

[hasty nova]

What pair? There's two pairs

New Jersey is a lot like Dota 2, it's a great place but everyone that has been there, wants to go there, or currently lives there, shits all over it

[peak solar]

You said the pair is awful?

[peak solar]

Oh so they just say that to trick everybody else

Keep the Californians away

[umbral whale]

Mfw I wanna get up early

But now cant sleep

[scenic blaze]

I’ve heard most of the states in the NE have some really nice areas, decent capital cities etc

Just stay away from like, Michigan/Ohio etc

[lyric spear]

come to chicago

[scenic blaze]

Would not recommend

[peak solar]

Yea I’ve lived in Michigan sisters in Ohio both are a big no

Illinois in consideration

[lyric spear]

chicago owns

[peak solar]

Since I’ve lived there before and there’s places I can go like Springfield if I don’t wanna live near the city

[lyric spear]

just don’t go south

[peak solar]

Yea far south is pretty red

I’ve been to Kankakee

[lyric spear]

:X

[peak solar]

Shit looked like diet Ohio lol

[scenic blaze]

Georgia is pretty nice ngl

[peak solar]

I’ve lived there very racist parts

[stone swan]

Chicago owns

[peak solar]

Not a huge fan

[stone swan]

Deep dish is insane

[scenic blaze]

There’s some really nice areas

[stone swan]

Chicago accent goes so hard

For no reason

[scenic blaze]

Especially like, North Atlanta, Dahlonega, so many nice cities

And great schools too

[peak solar]

I was in cumming

[stone swan]

I JUST FLEW IN FROM CHICAGA AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED

[peak solar]

But Georgia is a state that’s on the good list

[scenic blaze]

Yeah I never really cared for Cumming

[peak solar]

For teaching in

[peak solar]

Same

[scenic blaze]

Athens, Savannnah, Dahlonega, North Atlanta, Peachtree City

Super nice, good suburban areas

[peak solar]

so worth some investigating then

[lyric spear]

cummingtonite is my favorite rock

[scenic blaze]

Cost of living isn’t outrageous either

Closer to Atlanta the more expensive it gets

[peak solar]

Yea I got a list of average teacher pay relative to cost of living

And then I put a red / blue filter over it to get rid of republican states lol

Georgias not bad but I’m sure some of its skewed by Atlanta

[scenic blaze]

Tbh I want to move back

[wheat onyx]

https://twitter.com/MiniaugDK/status/1658255412481888256?t=RxzeuFObw1K4m8BMhellug&s=19

Mini (@MiniaugDK)

yes im dumb, yes i overreacted (a bit xd), yes i'm still mad they did it the day it started it was beyond stupid

Twitter · May 15, 2023, 11:37 PM

[scenic blaze]

Can get really nice jobs in the ATL area that pay higher, then live 30min outside of the city for relatively cheap

[peak solar]

Yea that’s how a lot of people I know do it with Chicago

[scenic blaze]

But I don’t mind living in the woods and commuting :d

Could never really see myself living in a major city ngl

Shit sounds annoying af

[peak solar]

Yea I’m not a huge fan I like right outside cities as well

[calm elbow]

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/fan-gif-26531416

[inner wadi]

rip

i remember when i had the corvette

i spent $3-400 a tire

i do not miss that!!!

[scenic blaze]

[peak solar]

Bro

I would legit cry if I popped a tire lmao

Fym

[inner wadi]

YEAH

caps

tear in my eye when i had just bought brand new tires

drive thru construction zone

notice tire is low 3 days later

[peak solar]

[inner wadi]

mfw nail in brand new tires

thankfully that was when i was mechanic so i had the shit to patch it

[peak solar]

Yea I can do tire repair but still

I’d scream lmao

[inner wadi]

i was madge

its so shit looking back on when i owned that car

i couldnt enjoy it because the roads i had to drive every day were so shit

[glad panther]

My shop doesn’t do tires

I used to work at bmw and the run flats on 22s

[raw python]

its shit o7

[peak solar]

Come to Indiana the roads are immaculate everything else is shit

[wheat ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400683570823168002/1107798713461649558/Magmatusk.png this boss literally harder than the first 4

[pulsar trail]

lmfao

[hasty nova]

I'm not sure it's been a trick anyone but just to dunk on themselves

[unreal quiver]

What level

[wheat ore]

Tried 21 and 20

Depleterinos

[unreal quiver]

What happened

[unreal quiver]

Did you get hit by the charge

[hasty nova]

[wheat ore]

No

Our healer is a holy paladin

Should be enough explanation

Boss charges across room = rip

Can't melee so no healing while dot ticks

Especially if he lands in fire pool

Whoever design that boss mains resto sham

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

Dont bait them at the edge bro

[hasty nova]

Heh.

[native flower]

DAMN RIGHT.

THATS MY PRESIDENT.

[hasty nova]

An OK summary,

[soft pendant]

no twitterposting

[wheat onyx]

How about wifeposting

[hasty nova]

Yuh

but not Korean people because some people would fucking hate that

[soft pendant]

true ill allow it

[hasty nova]

[wheat onyx]

https://twitter.com/Warcraft/status/1658287247781924865?t=BhvOb6XOpd31Wjavai57ew&s=19

World of Warcraft (@Warcraft)

TLDR: Evoker Legendary Weapon Questline

Once Mythic Sarkareth has been defeated in your region, Cracked Titan Gems will have a chance to drop across all difficulties after the next reset.

Read more: https://t.co/WRGHa3tthE

Likes

262

Twitter · May 16, 2023, 1:44 AM

[valid tartan]

love her

shes like tsunade with 4897 years old but still hot

[hasty nova]

[valid tartan]

[hasty nova]

I'm going to have to find some use for this,

[valid tartan]

looks like minecraft stone sword

[peak solar]

is it food or go to bed hungry time

!moroes food or nah

[hollow raven]

Lotus: food

[calm elbow]

Sinisterrrrrrrrrrr Strike

[calm elbow]

[calm elbow]

Nazgrim, fetch me Gorehowl

[peak solar]

yeet the Supreme Court into space

We’re so fucked

[hasty nova]

https://twitter.com/manjunii/status/1658126951683424256?s=20

sumi⭐ IA playing TOTK (@manjunii)

no time to draw anything serious but That one new outfit in totk……#tearsofthekingdom

Likes

11522

Retweets

2642

Twitter · May 15, 2023, 3:07 PM

[tame swan]

hi

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/sheeesh-sheesh-gif-22353817

gets a divorce

[neon herald]

love evokers having a legendary weapon 🙂

i miss mine

bring back edge of night

[raw python]

edge of night but it only buffs the warlocks in your group

[neon herald]

edge of night but it makes rogue get nerfed to be unplayable

[ripe wasp]

Which one of you is Toffee on Dalaran? I see you pumping on Outlul

[hasty nova]

[hasty nova]

Oh damn I missed the official;

NORTH AMERICAN MONDAY MASS SHOOTING
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1658195253323546624?s=20

R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts)

🚨#BREAKING: Mass shooting with multiple people dead in front of a church

📌#Farmington l #NewMexico

Currently numerous law enforcements are on the scene to a Mass shooting in Farmington, New Mexico According to authorities four people have been killed outside of a church…

Likes

3337

Retweets

1609

▶ Play video

Twitter · May 15, 2023, 7:38 PM

[hasty nova]

That actually looks fucking great.

[wheat onyx]

[hasty nova]

I'M FUCKING DEAD DUDE

Literal reddit posting btw

Soft paywalls barf

[scenic blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-wood-tim-burton-johnny-depp-bela-lugosi-dracula-gif-25656533

@lilac heath

[hasty nova]

Rudy is cooked. Holy shit.

[serene crescent]

[hasty nova]

[steel snow]

@pulsar trail just wanted to let u know i cant sleep cause u didnt come and tuck me in

[keen lintel]

tisu

[steel snow]

[wheat onyx]

[merry orbit]

2 hc

[burnt dock]

Yeah how dare you not be world top 30

[valid tartan]

Nice vault

Mine is like, 17 is the highest

Damn you guild groups

[ripe wasp]

Baby vault

But I'm learning dungeons now and getting more confident in my tanking.

[hot crystal]

i dont think im gonna have a chance to do another key

so my vaults a bit fucked

[lone sigil]

is anyone online rn?

I wanna ask something about talent for outlaw rogue

[pulsar trail]

would probably have a better chance at an answer in #outlaw my friend

[raw python]

just got my last 20, idk why but i just queue'd for a nelths lair i saw and we timed it ezpz

only had done a single nelths lair before that

[frozen nacelle]

all ports first week

[raw python]

carry me through a 20 neltharus pls

the mammoth is too stronk

[frozen nacelle]

Yea hes a pain in the butt

had a easy 21 nelth timed but the last boss bug is so annoying

[raw python]

which bug?

[frozen nacelle]

if u insta break shield his little aoes keep going

so u cant dps

[raw python]

oh yea

some the swirlies are actually fake too

might be the easier key for fort week at least

[unreal quiver]

[hasty nova]

ABOMINATION!!

[raw python]

i need that

[hasty nova]

YUH

Outback has gotten expensive...

[ripe wasp]

Had an...interesting note today at work.

Having been to the actual house in the past, it looks exactly like you'd expect from someone who wrote this note too.

House is a strong word.

[livid socket]

who is brin

[ripe wasp]

The kind of person who doesn't realize that the field they're filling in stopped accepting new letters

Or what an access code means. My favorites are the people who put what is probably their amazon account password in the access code.

It's usually the non-english speaking addresses that I see do it so I kinda get being confused, elderly + don't speak the language that well can lead to some mistakes.

[serene crescent]

We need to stop saying blue balls and normalise cummy ache

[elder patrol]

[glad panther]

What inspired you to write this

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871080348279263242/1107963632672845904/DZciaC.png

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dreamcatcher-angry-gahyeon-lee-gahyeon-mad-gif-15587435

[serene crescent]

normalise it bro

[glad panther]

Okay I’m with you

I’ll let you know how it goes

[livid socket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/553362637887635471/1062093037175586878/attachment.gif

[glad panther]

[glad panther]

Don’t make me post my feet in here

That’s a threat

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/344400876162777088/951177726805540894/20220216_170230.gif

[hot crystal]

i have a cummy ache

[glad panther]

It was a cool night illuminated by the stars gazing over a candle lit dinner. Kieron consumes the last morsel of bean coated toast and looks to his date. “The lavatory calls my name”. Kieron hurries away only to remain in toilet purgatory for hours. Flustered at his actions his date leaves to never return. As Kieron stumbles out of the stall he notices the date is ruined. In his moments of despair he can only mutter a single sentence. “I have a cummy ache”

[hasty nova]

[serene crescent]

[elder patrol]

fine text on this tuesday day

[lyric spear]

post vaults

[raw python]

!pf 134

[hollow raven]

Vapocruel - PokéFusion:

#134 - Vaporeon

#73 - Tentacruel

[daring mauve]

Verify member

The fuck does that mean

I clicked it like 4 times on Shadow

[raw python]

quad verified

[daring mauve]

@raw python did anything happen for you when I pressed it

[raw python]

i didnt notice anything

[daring mauve]

Hmm

Maybe it’s a pc thing

Brb

Nope the buttons only there for my phone

[raw python]

!pf bedge

[hollow raven]

Magitini - PokéFusion:

#129 - Magikarp

#147 - Dratini

[elder patrol]

!pf wokege

[hollow raven]

Onados - PokéFusion:

#95 - Onix

#130 - Gyarados

[elder patrol]

alright

[lyric spear]

!pf gay

[hollow raven]

Kratrio - PokéFusion:

#98 - Krabby

#51 - Dugtrio

[lyric spear]

new gay icon

[elder patrol]

friendliest sleep paralysis demon

[hasty nova]

What uhhhhhh... What's he protecting there?

[elder patrol]

minas tirith

[hasty nova]

Kirk thinks he's hot...
https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1658248702782504960?s=20

Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11)

The Russia investigation was the greatest hoax in American political history. But we're just supposed to trust the "justice system"...

As Alvin Bragg indicts Trump using a "novel" legal theory?

As a jury awards $5 million to a creepy Apprentice superfan who can't remember what…

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16218

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4134

Twitter · May 15, 2023, 11:11 PM

He's not

[pulsar trail]

I always chuckle at college drop outs who think they can call a legal theory novel

[hasty nova]

I mean they are the party of believing that something cannot be illegal if it wasn't already illegal

[soft pendant]

Weird they wanna be lawyers but picked science instead

[hasty nova]

That you cannot do something unless it's already been done before

They are conservatives after all

[shell sparrow]

Service, yes

[lyric spear]

@cyan oxide i need minalbadead

asap

[lilac heath]

Did you know there’s no laws against lathering my cat in a thick coat of peanut butter

[clever sleet]

?

[pulsar trail]

so true bestie

[lyric spear]

I did know that

[lilac heath]

?

[pulsar trail]

imagine trying to do keys at 8am EST

[clever sleet]

It’s 7 am on a Tuesday 💀