off-topic

[hasty nova]

IT'S TIME FOR WAR CRIMES

[sharp ferry]

https://i.redd.it/mqbx8hzyk3xa1.jpg

[clever sleet]

ISP check

[sinful terrace]

At work but apparently my whole area having issues but their website says no outage found so

[burnt dock]

[hasty nova]

It's not considered an outage if I turn down the output by 80%

[sinful terrace]

Brother the output was 0

[sharp ferry]

Dahmer moment

[clever sleet]

Nah the output was 7k (world ms)

[sinful terrace]

I live in the same city he grew up in

[hasty nova]

[sinful terrace]

Drive by his parents house often

[sharp ferry]

That's dreadful.

[sinful terrace]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565086320842637322/1102472768374714398/grandma_dance.mp4

[sinful terrace]

Lots of serial killers here

[sinful terrace]

She passes the vibecheck

[elder patrol]

!vibe

[hollow raven]

395: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[clever sleet]

[hasty nova]

Oops

[burnt dock]

lotta serial killers in america

[hasty nova]

Bank better you greedy fucking shits

[sharp ferry]

I've started telling conservative WASPs that big Jeezy was a socialist

And it's really pissing them off

[hasty nova]

[sinful terrace]

Wtf is a WASP

[burnt dock]

white anglo saxon protestant

[elder patrol]

insect

[sinful terrace]

[umbral whale]

She gave me her number without me asking

[burnt dock]

basically descendants of the british settlers

[umbral whale]

[hasty nova]

Jesus fucking Christ...

Please stop

[modest lion]

Did you tell her how many of your messages are pinned in RH? Easy panty dropper

[umbral whale]

[modest lion]

Can't wait for the story of you messing it up somehow still

[hasty nova]

[sharp ferry]

I'll see you at the wedding

[burnt dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439251601371299850/1101241204278042714/343164966_192841236937351_8831746853720526211_n.png

fuck me it's real

[sinful terrace]

What's the going rate, I have the original 151

[burnt dock]

idk, think it heavily depends on condition, print date, foil or not, etc etc etc

[ornate aspen]

1st edition charizard

[umbral whale]

[sinful terrace]

I should really check mine

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/05/01/342b54abd21aa279.mp4

[elder patrol]

!pf @clever sleet and @wheat onyx

[hollow raven]

Arbgler - PokéFusion:

#24 - Arbok

#99 - Kingler

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/seulgi-cringing-seulgi-bowling-seulgi-seulgi-isac-seulgi-surprised-gif-23061218

[burnt dock]

[elder patrol]

not really for me

[calm elbow]

Always great to realize time is a concept of which we have no control as it spirals faster and faster despite your protests

[sinful terrace]

[sharp ferry]

The inexorable arrow of time neither stops nor slows

Ya feel

https://open.spotify.com/track/2SLwbpExuoBDZBpjfefCtV?si=OIdrEEMkS6qxmmkIkgCH-Q

Fitting jam

[clever sleet]

I’m definitely arbok

[remote surge]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Gassir - PokéFusion:

#92 - Gastly

#127 - Pinsir

[elder patrol]

!pf solo and quake

[hollow raven]

Sandsarow - PokéFusion:

#28 - Sandslash

#21 - Spearow

[hasty nova]

That's what you think! It turns out that the closer you are to a variety of discord communities the slower time passes for you due to how dense the people are there... Bad joke.

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2023/05/01/b08a151a584987c6.jpg

[clever sleet]

I am a rat too

[sharp ferry]

No you aren't

[hasty nova]

[elder patrol]

!pf ahri and miz

[hollow raven]

Haunrina - PokéFusion:

#93 - Haunter

#30 - Nidorina

[burnt dock]

!pf is quake a rat

[hollow raven]

Victrpoke - PokéFusion:

#71 - Victreebel

#79 - Slowpoke

[burnt dock]

[lavish bloom]

!pf me today

[hollow raven]

Lickiander - PokéFusion:

#108 - Lickitung

#4 - Charmander

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-24915096

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-ratirl-gif-21043998

[clever sleet]

Yes

🙂

[ashen ravine]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/6a/3e/576a3ecccdf3195dbb6889efd8b94803.jpg

[lavish bloom]

have today and 4 hours in the morning tomorrow then IM ON VACATION

[elder patrol]

nice,gz

how many weeks?

[lavish bloom]

just 10 days

also what the fuck is going on with my rice

I wash it like normal and same amount of water but its coming out crunchy in my rice maker

different brand but still jasmin rice

[hasty nova]

[lavish bloom]

it feels super.... rough when washing it though

idk if its cheap rice? idk Ive never had this happen

[clever sleet]

Crunchy rice means more water

But wtf

[elder patrol]

goofy rice

[lavish bloom]

its still jasmin rice

[hasty nova]

It sounds like it was out in the sun

And was dehydrated due to it

[lavish bloom]

damn

maybe

[hasty nova]

Hmmmm

[lavish bloom]

they didnt have my regular brand

[elder patrol]

[hasty nova]

It's probably just a bad batch to begin with honestly

[lavish bloom]

unluckers

I tried 2 pots in the rice cooker

[elder patrol]

its a "it is what it is"

[lavish bloom]

2nd pot I used more water

still crunchy

[clever sleet]

Need that

[hasty nova]

At that point I don't think that that rice is capable of being saved, it's effectively been burnt

[clever sleet]

Some slommy tommy

[elder patrol]

some slommy toppy

[clever sleet]

[elder patrol]

meat on cheese for sammich

but cheese on meat for burger

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

The ice we skate is gettin pretty slim

Something something might as well swim

[ashen ravine]

What happens when you Turn the Sandwich

[elder patrol]

you cum

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-uno-reverse-card-uno-no-u-gif-23863535

[pulsar trail]

@modest lion @shell sparrow

[ashen ravine]

@wise flume

[modest lion]

[hasty nova]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929807268994744340/1102347767348723732/trim.92333710-CEBC-47C6-A892-146BA5694ADD.mov

[shell sparrow]

[remote surge]

delet

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/812794545850023986/1019800954033410068/attachment-5.gif

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/05/01/7aeeb91d005b9fbb.mp4

[peak solar]

Another bank failed

[raw python]

[hasty nova]

FOOD

[umbral whale]

in fairness I don't know if it means anything. She offered to pick me up tomorrow and give me a ride to the picket line so she's probably just being friendly

[ashen ravine]

swallow

[umbral whale]

it was just funny because I was literally about to ask her and she was like you should take my number

[peak solar]

You’re basically already dating if she’s single

[umbral whale]

but it's probably just her being friendly it doesn't mean anything

[peak solar]

Ok that was actually hilarious

[torn mural]

my man shes flashing the lights

big time

[raw python]

[torn mural]

I have a PhD in m'ladies trust me

it's your time champ

I wish I could be your wingman

[hasty nova]

Remember that there's no such thing as the friend zone.

[torn mural]

[hasty nova]

You're either in or you're not.

[umbral whale]

we did spend like the whole 4 hours walking together and talking

so

[torn mural]

good

[hasty nova]

Talking...

ABOUT SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

[umbral whale]

LMAO

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/100plastic-gif-24476037

[mystic crown]

this is what karl marx envisioned

[mystic crown]

damn you beat me too it

[hasty nova]

[torn mural]

next time you're with her ask her to go on a date

[hasty nova]

So what do you do when you're not striking?

EAT THE FUCKING RICH

[torn mural]

https://tenor.com/view/penguvee-gif-26135819

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-the-rich-amphibia-hop-pop-gif-26556600

[stone swan]

?

[undone bone]

yea it becomes the enemy zone

[stone swan]

https://tenor.com/view/celebrate-popsicles-meme-lol-gif-26181609

Eat the rich

[umbral whale]

That's already gonna happen I was legit about to ask when she just volunteered her number and offered the drive

[torn mural]

[umbral whale]

Even if the strike ends I'm asking her

[hasty nova]

Topofthehour
https://youtu.be/Fg7uoGkjp8E

[hasty nova]

Yeah if you're out you're on the off-ramp man get the fuck out of there

https://tenor.com/view/freewayexit-powerslide-topgear-exit-slide-gif-3398213

[umbral whale]

Downside is I have to get up at 5am

Tomorrow

[hasty nova]

SHOW YOUR DEVOTION TO THOSE IN PLIGHT

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-gif-18264194

Wait a second that's the wrong...

[umbral whale]

Mf I ain't even care about the strike at this point

I am purely driven by horny now

[torn mural]

cool knife as in katana?

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-blocked-message-esmbot-esm-caption-gif-26125833

[hot crystal]

Is this one of those guys cant take the hint things

[wheat onyx]

Yes

[torn mural]

[umbral whale]

Wdym

Shes just being nice trying to help out a coworker it doesnt mean anything

[hot crystal]

Why would she give you her number tho

[peak solar]

I think hataros being silly

[calm elbow]

[umbral whale]

So that we can coordinate her picking me up?

Wdym

[tropic skiff]

bro

i believe in u

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cute-crazy-gif-16539016

[hot crystal]

Yeah this is def the defensive mechanism

[undone bone]

i can agree cool knives are cool

[raw python]

ofc it is

[hot crystal]

Wow hataro you really do like her

[raw python]

normal tho

[umbral whale]

Wdym

[calm elbow]

Don't play coy

[peak solar]

@hot crystal how’s dk lookin subs playing 2p2p with old rings as well imagine farming old items to still do mid dps

[hot crystal]

Pretty sure dk is solid

[umbral whale]

I'm not coy

Lmao

[hot crystal]

Not a great melee tier but

Other than that i think dk is pretty good

[peak solar]

Is spriest slamming

[calm elbow]

Frost might be doing 2p2p, but that recent buff should've changed that.
Our 4pc is trash tho

[hot crystal]

Think so

[peak solar]

I cba playing this rogue bs it’s either mage or spriest

[hot crystal]

Catch me spamming wrath 💯

[raw python]

our spriest said its bad iirc but he's a lil dps vacuum so he's probably just spreading the propaganda

trying to catch some free buffs

[elder patrol]

thats looks like one of the botez sisters

[peak solar]

Well I’m not playing till early June anyways so I got time to see how the dust settles at least

[elder patrol]

you chillin

[calm elbow]

I mean if your class was performing well wouldn't you keep it to yourself?

[peak solar]

Hell yuh we casual now

[elder patrol]

same

I kinda wanna work and dont at the same time

but working is beating not working atm

[peak solar]

Same ain’t no jobs around here besides being a prison guard

It pays well but like fuck

[elder patrol]

I just want some job where I can listen to radio or music

for my sanity sake

[peak solar]

Yea I feel you

Music keeps the head calm

[elder patrol]

I got almost 2100 songs in one playlist

[undone bone]

yea i feel that when i see my osu! songs folder is almost 3TB

[elder patrol]

[mystic crown]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871080348279263242/1102620309045117038/image.png

someone try

[umbral whale]

I been jamming to tunes last couple days when I have walked by myself

[wheat onyx]

✨ ✨

OH GOD

HOW DO I GO BACK

[clever sleet]

[wheat onyx]

Alright I'm back

WAIT I'M NOT

AM I STUCK LIKE THIS

[elder patrol]

[wheat onyx]

Ok no I'm back

Back fr this time

[undone bone]

ahaha

✨

[umbral whale]

[undone bone]

what does happen?

[calm elbow]

[wheat onyx]

This is what happens

[sinful terrace]

Oh God I did it too what have I done

[swift imp]

That’s ugly

Was that an update change?

[sinful terrace]

How do I go back

[wheat onyx]

Do it again

[elder patrol]

I had no idea what it did, I just posted

[undone bone]

ok that is weird

[sinful terrace]

Fixed

Ramlu giving me a mini heart attack

[hot crystal]

So based

[pulsar trail]

I actually like this new layout

Thanks @elder patrol

[elder patrol]

ty, I think

[undone bone]

sparkly?

[pulsar trail]

Nah it’s easier to navigate than the original for me

I can see the last message posted in every channel

[undone bone]

nice

you can see the descent into madness in all rogue channels

WHERE SIMS

[pulsar trail]

[undone bone]

I NEED TO KNOW THE BEST SPEC IN 10.1

what is best spec

should make a moroes command where it posts the warlock page

[pulsar trail]

Demonology warlock

[soft pendant]

Did you see this red fall leak

[wheat onyx]

No

[soft pendant]

Game is apparently ASS

[wheat onyx]

Why

[soft pendant]

https://twitter.com/paultassi/status/1653053128315490304?s=46&t=eWo2zkAg_r_TSWERQepEMA

Paul Tassi (@PaulTassi)

Mixing up the 11 AM embargo with the 11 PM embargo, ACG calls Redfall "One of the Worst Games So Far In 2023"

uhhhhhh, yikes

https://t.co/DsTsYXfLAh

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Twitter · May 1, 2023, 3:05 PM

Just one guys opinion so far though

Er, one site review

[wheat onyx]

LOL

Jeez

Is that arkane studios right

[soft pendant]

I was looking forward to this one

I thought Bethesda

[wheat onyx]

Bethesda published

Arkane developed

[soft pendant]

Oh yeah

Just looked it up

Damn right up your alley then huh

[wheat onyx]

Yeah idk arkane should stick to the dishonoured and the preys of the world

And stay away from the l4d2 genre

[soft pendant]

Doesn’t this game come out tonight

[wheat onyx]

Think so

[soft pendant]

Weird press embargo time

I thought those usually come out at least a day ahead

[wheat onyx]

Bethesda hasn't for a long time

Did this with doom, prey

[soft pendant]

Oh true I guess I don’t pay attention

[valid tartan]

Im happy to say

boys

Zelda Leaked

@wheat onyx stay out of the internet

[soft pendant]

Win some ya lose some. Maybe the next co op shooter is good

[wheat onyx]

I think all coop shooters are shit now a days because they are gaas

I don't want skill trees and progression bullshit in my l4d2 clone

[clever sleet]

You know what was a peak coop shooter? Evolve :^)

[viral kernel]

chicken sub or steak sub

[clever sleet]

Chicken

[unreal quiver]

@stone swan wanna come do namaste with me

[modest lion]

[hot crystal]

Bro he cant even move

[soft pendant]

Convergence Mod ER is out

[unreal quiver]

what happened to him

[soft pendant]

@torn mural @burnt dock

[hot crystal]

Stummy bad

[soft pendant]

[hot crystal]

He was in the hospital

[unreal quiver]

oh no 😦

hope you get better soon dekky

[hot crystal]

Decwaf

(Warlock(

[soft pendant]

Fortnite ruined gaming

Battlepass

[torn mural]

technically, battlepass come from dota 2

[torn mural]

[wheat onyx]

Battle passes are fine

Payday 2 made the genre shit way before battle passes did

[hot crystal]

Battlepass

[soft pendant]

yeah fair point

payday was a social experiment, i swear

[hot crystal]

Battle passes prey on fomo

[waxen latch]

wdym, prey was awesome wtf

[hot crystal]

Not pog

[soft pendant]

hes not saying theyre bad. we're talking about press embargo

scroll up

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-scrolling-browsing-gif-15056726

[hot crystal]

[valid tartan]

im so fucking hyped

https://tenor.com/view/legend-o-zelda-link-gif-11134922

[peak solar]

Hataro is healing

[clever sleet]

Need that

[waxen latch]

for?

[peak solar]

@hot crystal you live on campus?

[hot crystal]

Yeah

Apartment next year

[peak solar]

You like it?

I’m looking at getting an on campus apartment for my first year when I transfer

[hot crystal]

Ive had pretty bad roommates tbh

[soft pendant]

depends on the campus

[hot crystal]

^

[peak solar]

Oh I’d have a room to myself

[hot crystal]

Apartment is a good move i think

[peak solar]

I’d just share the common area / lounge with someone

[soft pendant]

like my University campus has barely any roads and was all pretty close together, so living on campus was fine cause you could live in The Bubble

but like UF is all spread out and you gotta drive everywhere, so you pick an apt near your Major

[peak solar]

Yea mines not too huge the buildings are pretty close together

Only 10k students lol

[hot crystal]

Where ru going

[peak solar]

University of southern Indiana

[hot crystal]

Ah

[soft pendant]

are there freshman dorms

[peak solar]

Yea there’s freshman and apartments but either way I’d get my own room

[lavish bloom]

[hot crystal]

I would go apartment

[peak solar]

Freshman is just 800$ cheaper

[soft pendant]

you wouldnt wanna live somewhere and then find out your surrounded by 18 year olds and dont feel comfortable

[peak solar]

Yea exactly

[hot crystal]

Ur a little old for a dorm yeah

[peak solar]

I was asking the lady like I’m 30 I need my own room lmao

[hot crystal]

There was one dude that was def in his 30s last year

[hot crystal]

But i mean you cook and shit

Definitely get an apartment

[peak solar]

Yea it’s got a kitchen in the apartment

[soft pendant]

there was a 28 year old who showed up at Rush my senior year and we're like "we cant make this MAN pledge. he can just join" and now hes my best friend

[hot crystal]

💀

[soft pendant]

no way im telling a 28 year old to fold my laundry

[peak solar]

LOL

[hot crystal]

What frat were you in

[soft pendant]

you dont call your country a cunt

i was in the jewish one

[peak solar]

I don’t even think there’s frats at my school

[valid tartan]

Tears of the Kingdom

[peak solar]

Gonna join the Jewish one with the patented jake vouch if there is

[soft pendant]

greek life isnt cool anymore

but it was great for someone like me who needed to learn how to be normal

[waxen latch]

saw a gameplay portion of it, it looks so sick with all the shit you can do

[peak solar]

Yea I could see that

Not the you needing to be Normal part tbe socializing aspect

[soft pendant]

and dont get me wrong, its definitely still a thing. but like

Orgs arent actively pursuing charters as much

[peak solar]

Forced socialization is good for young people I got that in the navy

[valid tartan]

Dude, it will be amazing. I remember when i first played Breath of the Wild and it was magical.

[soft pendant]

Universities without Greek Life arent like "LETS GET SOME HAZING IN HERE, HUH GUYS?!"

[peak solar]

Yea especially with how left a lot of colleges are now

I’m in a red as fuck state and my college has gender inclusivity written all over it

[soft pendant]

but thats just the stigma, like i went to FSU and it has the largest PKE, in the nation. literally like 250 brothers paying 1k per semester

do you think they can afford to haze and be kicked off campus?

[peak solar]

Lmao fr

[undone bone]

you went to fat shark university¿

[peak solar]

That’s a deal

[undone bone]

uea

[peak solar]

The apartment I’m looking at is like 4500

[undone bone]

that is a lot of pesos

[soft pendant]

thats not tight

[hot crystal]

Bruhhh

[cyan oxide]

4500 per month?

[peak solar]

Yea it’s not terrible

A semester lol

[soft pendant]

oh

[cyan oxide]

Oh thank God

[hot crystal]

Oh thats

[undone bone]

that is kinda cheap

[peak solar]

I’m not rich

[hot crystal]

Actually not bad at all

[soft pendant]

anything Uni Housing is gonna be

University housing.

[peak solar]

Yea lol

[soft pendant]

yano

[umbral whale]

@peak solar wdym healing

[peak solar]

You’re listening to music again

It means you’re finding joys in life instead of being depressed and hating music

[umbral whale]

Well I didn't hate it

Just didnt enjoy it

[cyan oxide]

Hataro

How did it go with the girl

[peak solar]

Yea is a good sign that you do again id say

[undone bone]

he is still stacking boxes

[peak solar]

He’s in there like swimwear as the boomers say

[hot crystal]

Wait 4500 a semester is like giga cheap actually

Im def paying way more

[peak solar]

Yea I’d assume so ur in cali

I think they base my cola off it somewhat tho cuz if I was in cali I’d get like 2.5-3k a month from the gi bill

Here I get 1400

[hot crystal]

I see

[wheat onyx]

@tropic skiff

[wheat onyx]

https://twitter.com/RSTYCG/status/1652856009684049923?t=ISqNlvc_MqZhlAiaeASHmQ&s=19

Rusty Cage (@RSTYCG)

nightmare blunt rotation

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Twitter · May 1, 2023, 2:02 AM

[umbral whale]

I dunno

[wheat onyx]

https://twitter.com/imnotoyku/status/1653057428043309056?t=7YqYSLHZ7ST111FhPk9bLA&s=19

Mounts I need in wow

1. Ur mom lol

loremaster öykü 📚 (@imnotoyku)

Mounts I need in World of Warcraft

1. A carriage, submarine and plane mount capable of accomodating up to 5 players
2. A barber and transmog mount
3. AH mount to be brought back for a limited time
4. The Hallow’s End witch broom to become a permanent mount
5. Pegasus mount

Twitter · May 1, 2023, 3:22 PM

[umbral whale]

@cyan oxide She gave me her number without me asking and offered to drive me tomorrow if we're still picketing

[undone bone]

vegetta nice

[cyan oxide]

That's very good

[umbral whale]

But I still think shes just being polite/nice

[undone bone]

watch out dont get your organs harvested

[cyan oxide]

Let her drive you

[soft pendant]

you can't really be sure

maybe play it safe and drive yourself

[umbral whale]

Ye

[soft pendant]

you dont want to come off as a rapist

[umbral whale]

I dont have a cdr

That's why she offered

[soft pendant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw&t=2s

[umbral whale]

[peak solar]

Ask her out at 3 am

[soft pendant]

perfect vid for you hataro

[umbral whale]

That's the video I thought haha

[soft pendant]

yeah lmao

[hot crystal]

I love casually explsined

Thr climbing one was so good

[peak solar]

Yea he’s entertaining

[soft pendant]

a girl asks you to come home with her, what do you do?
"hmm cant really be too sure"

[umbral whale]

Anyways we will see tomorrow

[hot crystal]

Maybe shes just canadian

[hot crystal]

Just dont ask her out in the car

[umbral whale]

If we are striking for sure going with her

[soft pendant]

"Hey a bunch of weebs on the World of Warcraft Rogue Discord (its an app) told me you're in love with me. Do you wanna go on a date?"

[umbral whale]

We spent the whole day together so

[clever sleet]

Huge W

[peak solar]

Did she ask you about the proletariat and their plight

[umbral whale]

[soft pendant]

you idiot

she knows the plight

they were picketing together!

[peak solar]

Lmao true

[soft pendant]

Hataro is about to be indoctrinated

boutta get got

[peak solar]

one of us one of us

Where’s that gender pipeline picture lol

[umbral whale]

Nah but if the strike is done tonight I'll be asking her

[soft pendant]

"Dad how did you become the head of the Anarchist Movement?"
"Well you see I was really horny"

[peak solar]

LOL

[umbral whale]

Nah I mean its not like that jake

I am horny and ye I wanna bang her ofc

But like I dunno

[peak solar]

As all great men were led by passion and a thirst for unraveling the mysteries of the unknown so too was I led by my dick hataro jr

[clever sleet]

https://twitter.com/spice8rack/status/1634465356143050752?s=46&t=vAbVn4Wrixwaq1pa0h6fNg

Slobad Forever (@Spice8Rack)

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[umbral whale]

I want to actually see if I can pursue something more serious with this one

[hot crystal]

Miz would say follow your boner!

[umbral whale]

Who knows maybe if we do go on a date I find out shes a serial killer

[scenic blaze]

[hot crystal]

Takes one to know one

What?

[umbral whale]

[peak solar]

[umbral whale]

I'll just keep playing it cool like today it will either work out or it wont

[peak solar]

It always works out you just gotta believe

Unless she’s got a dude then it takes more time to work

[umbral whale]

I dunno if she has a boyfriend or not but I dont think so.

I kinda probed subtly

[peak solar]

So what you doing this weekend any dicks on the horizon?

[soft pendant]

"do you have a duo queue partner already?"

[hot crystal]

Ask if she plays valorant

Then ask if her name is his sage

[umbral whale]

[hot crystal]

Then pivot to asking if she wants to be the his sage to your her jett

[peak solar]

Lmaoooo

[hot crystal]

Thats what i would do

Valorant is a good edating sim

[umbral whale]

The lack of mentioning a boyfriend is a good sign there either isnt one

[elder patrol]

ask what her fav rogue spec is

[peak solar]

Yea if I spend all day with a girl and she don’t mention her dude she either cheating or single

[umbral whale]

Exactly my thoughts

[peak solar]

Either way I win

[umbral whale]

[lavish bloom]

[wheat onyx]

swear allegance to the king?? wens the last time any of them lot bought me a pint? only allegance i swear is to the NATIVE BRITISH people. me local and are BRITISH heritidge. WE WILL TAKE THIS CUNTRY BAK. MARK MY WORD 🇬🇧

@serene crescent

[viral kernel]

[undone bone]

[calm elbow]

It's a roiyt patriotic thing, innit

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088712797510185040/1102648993848246342/FuvishpWIBoLdC6.png

[stone swan]

Hi

[hot crystal]

How ya feelin big guy

[serene crescent]

God don't save the king he done nuffin for me

[sinful terrace]

Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll fuckin bite your face off and shove it up your asshole you little dickhead, you little fucking knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little fucking mommy's boy now shut your mouth and fuck off dickhead. You know something you little fucking muppet I'll tell you where I live, I live in FUCKING Birmingham, Smethwick, you little fucking dickhead FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH. COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. I WILL FUCK YOU UP DICKHEAD I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A FUCKING BIG MAN YOU LITTLE FUCKING DICKHEAD. I'M COMING FOR YOU, BIG MAN SIX FOOT, BIG ASS STOCKY MAN, SO COME SMETHWICK, AND I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE, SO NEXT TIME CHECK YOUR MESSAGES YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD What did i fucking shout at you down the mic for, playing your fucking mouth, mate, to my bro man. You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to FUCKING brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Pauly T, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, FUCKING SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN FUCKING SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH. What's my problem? What's my problem? You, is my fucking problem. Shut your fucking mouth I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME AND FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A FUCKING MONSTER. DON'T FUCK ME ABOUT AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK, COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE PRICK. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17 YOU LITTLE KNOBHEAD. I'VE GOT FUCKING KIDS OLDER THAN YOU MAN, I GOT KIDS THAT WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU DICKHEAD.

[waxen latch]

sorry for you

[wheat onyx]

Bro it's so fucked up that the queen died and I didn't even get a day off work in canada

[wheat onyx]

Ur tellin me shouldn't even get me 1 day off work

[waxen latch]

btw, i like the outlaw post from guy

and then the first 2 comments are

Just press Blade Flurry and win. Easy as that.

and

ForeverGuy? More like ForeverTaunted

[ebon flame]

me outlawl me press bf me smash

[serene crescent]

It's because Canada contains people who speak French

[wheat onyx]

Commented by "poop69"

[hot crystal]

@cyan oxide you wake up with thom yorkes voice wyd

[waxen latch]

you made some enemy's man

[ashen ravine]

enemies

[waxen latch]

ForeverTaunted VS poop69, a battle for the ages

[inner wadi]

ASH

CELTICS IN 5

[calm elbow]

"Were you a friend of the deceased?"
Oh yeah, me and the Queen go way back. Ol' Bait Breath Beth, that's what we used to call her, would crank call Fidel Castro every Chewsday.

[hot crystal]

Warriors in 4

[calm elbow]

[hot crystal]

Its steph time

Fuck lewashed

[inner wadi]

warriors in 6

[calm elbow]

Don't pull a Dillon or else LeOldman finna take it personal

[viral kernel]

warriors looked shaky besides that last game

lakers >

they're both trash compared to THE RAPTORS BABY LETS GOOOO

[calm elbow]

More like the Labradors cuz they about to retrieve their shit from the locker room

[valid tartan]

gg boys

gonna get sucked into tloz

see ya next year

[hot crystal]

I just read the post about stephs pregame speech

Thats my goat

[calm elbow]

New Atlantis, duh

[viral kernel]

jokes aside steph v lebron should be some quality content

[hot crystal]

Its gonna be great to see them back at it

I better watch at least some of it

Ooh im gonna be home for game 3

Maybe i watch with my dad

[calm elbow]

[hot crystal]

Sorry about your dad :/

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483348725704556557/1102315962373509181/FB_IMG_1682882897765.jpg

[hot crystal]

Wait what the fuck

[inner wadi]

the correct answer is A

you spell numbers until they become above 9

[steel snow]

so smart deeny

[elder patrol]

[inner wadi]

[unreal quiver]

how you

[calm elbow]

It's complicated. I haven't seen him in 20 years, and the next time I do I sincerely hope it's in a casket at his funeral.
No 11 year old should be forced to act like an adult after your father abandons you, your mom, and three siblings

[hot crystal]

Oh sorry that your dad sucks ass

In that case

[peak solar]

!moroes pt or walkies

[hollow raven]

Lotus: walkies

[wheat onyx]

Mr Regan USA Verified

[hot crystal]

Theres so much irony in joe actually doing the bit tho

[soft pendant]

wow i just applied to 3 jobs im exhausted

[hot crystal]

All the grifters were like haha lets go brandon, hilarious

[calm elbow]

I'm just sad that I don't have a good relationship. I thought I did until he didn't move back out East with us and disappeared

Man was a Steelers fan from Illinois, so I wasn't missing much.

[hot crystal]

I mean idk my relationship with my parents isnt perfect

[sharp ferry]

https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/1/23706311/hinton-godfather-of-ai-threats-fears-warnings

Hmmm

[hot crystal]

Im just glad i got more positive than negative

[sharp ferry]

What a title

[calm elbow]

Do you have both?

[hot crystal]

Yeah

[umbral whale]

relationship with parents? what is that

[hot crystal]

My parents arent even 60

I still have 3/4 grandparents

[umbral whale]

you don't feel apathetic towards whether your parents lived or died?

[clever sleet]

[hot crystal]

Idk if i could function if they did

But like you know i have my issues with them anyway

[calm elbow]

My mom was 63 when she passed last year, and my dad is 55 if he's still alive

[hot crystal]

Yeah my parents are mid 50s

Dad turns 56 next week

[clever sleet]

I’m ngl when ur mom passed that was uh wild

[inner wadi]

my parents arent even 50

[umbral whale]

I making things dark in here

[clever sleet]

[umbral whale]

that's sad man I'm sorry to hear that

[hot crystal]

Mine had me and my sister sorta late cuz they had to use ivf

Im a test tube baby

[calm elbow]

I don't like Sanguine Halls anymore

[clever sleet]

Mine turn 60 and 58 this year

[clever sleet]

[umbral whale]

your mom didn't collect all the balls on the 3rd boss?@calm elbow

[clever sleet]

Dog we were about to do a key

[undone bone]

we killed chicken finally

[clever sleet]

Like loading into it, and he was apologizing that he had to go

[clever sleet]

GZ

[calm elbow]

I collected your dad's balls

[umbral whale]

I'm sorry it was just such an easy off color joke

[clever sleet]

And then later we learned what happened

And it was rough

[inner wadi]

[clever sleet]

Doesn’t seem like it phased him

[elder patrol]

https://youtu.be/JwYX52BP2Sk?t=128

[hot crystal]

Seriously ash im so sorry my dad really went through it when my grandma passed

[elder patrol]

[hot crystal]

It fucked me up too

[umbral whale]

yeah I am sorry ash

for your mother

[calm elbow]

Hataro is a Cowboys fan, suffering is second nature

[clever sleet]

Real

[viral kernel]

Sorry to hear that dad left my mom when I was 2 and she raised 4 kids on her own. mom's can go superhero mode sometimes.

[calm elbow]

So I forgive him, I know he means well

[clever sleet]

But also yeah, mick has infinite mental somehow

Idk how

[inner wadi]

[calm elbow]

Yeah, I'm the second of 4 boys born in the span of 5 years

[calm elbow]

Dark humor and Busch Light, mostly

[inner wadi]

could u imagine having 4 kids in 5 years

in this economy

[viral kernel]

to shitty dads who ghosted

[hot crystal]

I cant imagine having 1 kid

[inner wadi]

same

i can barely imagine just me

[hot crystal]

At least not in my current life state

Lmao

[timber thunder]

Same

[waxen latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025913729495343114/1102665251402555402/fa161afc2d73bff8a251f0d32b806ba2.mp4

[calm elbow]

The only thing I got from him was eye color
His father hated me because I was the spitting image of my maternal grandfather

[waxen latch]

fat cat fat cat

[umbral whale]

my parents were evil so

[hot crystal]

Is it like a weird eye color

[umbral whale]

fuck em

at least I don't feel anything for them anymore

[dusty scarab]

@elder patrol How you doing my man? Treatment plan going alright?

[calm elbow]

2001-2008 was not a good time for me

[dusty scarab]

Haven’t heard an update in a while

[hot crystal]

Iirc hes cancer free

[clever sleet]

He ain’t being treated (for now) our boy is clean

[umbral whale]

it's weird seeing people talk so admiring of their parents I don't get it

[dusty scarab]

[elder patrol]

no treatment, cancer free as far I know since surgery

[dusty scarab]

[waxen latch]

BIG

[umbral whale]

[hot crystal]

Yeah i mean mine arent perfect but i do love them

[waxen latch]

cancer taking the L it deserves

[clever sleet]

Mine’s a mixed bag, Hataro. My parents definitely fucked up at lok@ts , but they legitimately mean well

[calm elbow]

wdym I'd pull the plug on my dad while smiling in his face

[dusty scarab]

Ayo fuck Cancer

[umbral whale]

my parents beat me and stole from me

so they're lucky apathy is what they get

well my mom is dead so it's only my dad now

[elder patrol]

gonna have it loom over my head rest of my life though

[hot crystal]

Fuck hataros dad!!!

[calm elbow]

Ditto

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-26618632

[umbral whale]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-26618632

[calm elbow]

And I'd do it again

[elder patrol]

I love my parents, helped me a bunch

[calm elbow]

Well we all can't be sane and well-adjusted individuals

[dusty scarab]

I’d be lying if I said my dad hasn’t helped me considerably within the last year. That doesn’t excuse all the bullshit he put my brother and I through

He deserved his divorce

[umbral whale]

literally beat cancer with the power of anime

[dusty scarab]

Hell yeah

Ramlu kicked cancer’s ass

[elder patrol]

I dont watch anime

[umbral whale]

ramlus dad

[calm elbow]

Then you watched Boruto and it came back

[umbral whale]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-goku-kamehameha-father-and-son-dragon-ball-z-gif-7410546

[dusty scarab]

BIDEN BLAST

[clever sleet]

Dark Brandon

[elder patrol]

anything from august 2022 to jan 17 is a fever dream for me, hit me hard a few weeks ago. Idk

I was just on autopilot

[cyan oxide]

Get back with my ex

Next question

[dusty scarab]

Understandable

Was a good one

[elder patrol]

buy the 1 for 500k

[hot crystal]

You should call her (never speak to her again and go to the gym until you feel something)

[cyan oxide]

We spoke on the phone a few days ago, nothing meaningful though

[hot crystal]

:/

Hows it been

[cyan oxide]

Hopefully I'll get to see her when she comes back in a few months

[hot crystal]

Wheres she been

[cyan oxide]

Maybe talk maybe try something out

I mean she's in another country pursuing her PhD

[hot crystal]

Ahh

Is that why you broke up or whatever happened happened

[cyan oxide]

Not really

[hot crystal]

Ok

When can u go jim

[cyan oxide]

I'm supposed to be moving today

[tropic skiff]

big brain

[hot crystal]

things will get better

[cyan oxide]

She's truly brilliant

[cyan oxide]

If they don't, letter is ready and we got ~1600 days to figure out how to automatically send it

[elder patrol]

!pf new patch player

[hollow raven]

Staractyl - PokéFusion:

#121 - Starmie

#142 - Aerodactyl

[calm elbow]

!pf new Rogue player in 10.1

[hollow raven]

Koffdra - PokéFusion:

#109 - Koffing

#117 - Seadra

[elder patrol]

toxic

!tox

[hollow raven]

251: Ramlu is very unhealthy toxic.

[stone swan]

Hurts

[stone swan]

Not great

[unreal quiver]

😦

Get better soon

[elder patrol]

what happen?

[dusty scarab]

Dude has COVID

I don’t know really

That could be a lie

[soft pendant]

@daring mauve @clever sleet

[dusty scarab]

That’s right dog

[dusty scarab]

[clever sleet]

Amen

[stone swan]

I’ve been sitting down in this chair doing Oxy every six hours and drifting in and out of sleep for the past

[soft pendant]

I swear I can eat a whole loaf of brioche in one sitting

[elder patrol]

jesus

[remote surge]

@stone swan be safe brother

[soft pendant]

I like them stuffed with cheese or peppers or tomatoes

[stone swan]

I’ve been sitting in this chair for like 14 hours

[stone swan]

Trying

[remote surge]

is there nothing you can do but let it pass?

[elder patrol]

When did this happen?

[stone swan]

Yes

[stone swan]

Couple days ago

[soft pendant]

[stone swan]

Day before yesterday, pain started yesterday

[elder patrol]

take it easy ig, not much you can do

[stone swan]

When I woke up

Yeah it’s fucked

Just waiting for it to heal enough for me to lay down

Then I can just sleep

[dusty scarab]

@sharp ferry SotE after work today

[elder patrol]

fucky injury

[dusty scarab]

Quest Cape TONIGHT WE DO IT

[stone swan]

W fere

[umbral whale]

get better dekai

[sharp ferry]

GAMING

[umbral whale]

what is SotE

[dusty scarab]

SotE deez nuts

But for real Hataro it’s Song of the Elves

Last quest I need to do for my OSRS quest cape

It’s the hardest quest in the game atm

At least until Desert Treasure II releases later this year

[wheat ore]

what happened to monkey madness

it was so hard

[dusty scarab]

Monkey Madness is a joke dog lmao

Monkey Madness II is also a joke

[wheat ore]

also uhh what was it like the elf city quest

[dusty scarab]

Song of the Elves

Yeah

[wheat ore]

nah

it's plagues end?

[dusty scarab]

Oh you’re talking RS3 now lol

[wheat ore]

the one that unlocks priffindas

are they different?

[dusty scarab]

Song of the Elves unlocks Priff in OSRS

[wheat ore]

wtf

why did they diverge the quests

the rs3 quests are sick

[dusty scarab]

Because SotE is better than whatever that dumpster is

[stone swan]

Trining

Trying

[dusty scarab]

But nah I know RS3 quests are good

[wheat ore]

they should have backported all rs3 quests to osrs

never played osrs

[dusty scarab]

Most wouldn’t work properly

Due to evolution of combat

[wheat ore]

ig

the bandos commander quest was sick too

the one with the goblin

[stone swan]

Fr

I love goblins

[dusty scarab]

Zanik?

Yeah that’s there

[stone swan]

What’s your favorite type of goblin

[wheat ore]

nice

[dusty scarab]

Land of the Goblins

And Hopespear’s Will

Chosen Commander is probably coming soon

[lavish bloom]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Cloysaur - PokéFusion:

#91 - Cloyster

#3 - Venusaur

[wheat ore]

ye chosen commander my fav quest ever

rs actually has the sickest quest of any mmo

[cyan oxide]

@tame swan

[umbral whale]

its so stupid I dont get it

[hot crystal]

right side wants to legalize trenbolone acetate

[lavish bloom]

yeah do it

[cyan oxide]

[umbral whale]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-glasses-zyzz-zyzz-pose-gif-26449511

[lavish bloom]

wtf

I go to same gym that zyzz used to

anytime fitness pog

[elder patrol]

now inject steroids

[umbral whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViUBxBjRzUU

this channel has me dead

LMAO

[sharp tulip]

grizzlies got spanked

[daring mauve]

The sound of ADs bones breaking when he dove for the ball was too real

[umbral whale]

the poole thing had me

"ah there's no courtside baddies; I don't have my powers"

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Jyshrew - PokéFusion:

#124 - Jynx

#27 - Sandshrew

[hasty nova]

Nice fucking headline, pffffft;

[ashen ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/166845635717365761/1102686254623109240/1a4003ad1dabba3484fdbf84c44cd4e6.gif

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/05/01/a3575072900b52fb.mp4

[coral canopy]

@wheat onyx

[tame swan]

they patched it and jedi: survivor is kinda playable now

[tame swan]

thank you

[wheat onyx]

Hi

[calm elbow]

Goblin deez nuts

[waxen latch]

[coral canopy]

hi

[calm elbow]

[coral canopy]

@tame swanhi

[umbral whale]

[calm elbow]

You have broken the Aloo chain, for shame Solwynn

[coral canopy]

sorry

[umbral whale]

Shame on the house of Solwynn for such barbarity, shame

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-cat-cat-titan-cat-turning-into-titan-gif-21015628

[tame swan]

hii

[coral canopy]

hiii

[calm elbow]

Cattack on Titan

[scenic blaze]

[coral canopy]

r key levels going down

next week or this week

[hot crystal]

uh next

because this week isnt season 2 yet

new m+ pool and raid is next week

[coral canopy]

ty

so i have to do a 30 next week

😔

this week

ig

[hot crystal]

i dont have confirmation on them switching next

[coral canopy]

i fucked up

you know what i mean.

[hot crystal]

im just assuming

xdd

because of the other stuff

it not being season 2 and all

[raw python]

oh shit its monday

[coral canopy]

yea

[calm elbow]

Could time a 29 and get a 20 the following week

[coral canopy]

TRUE

I only have to do a 29

[hot crystal]

@cyan oxide are you gonna get me anything for my 20 11/12 birthday??

[coral canopy]

that's much more accomplishable

I gift you my presence

[hot crystal]

its in like 2w

so you have to stay in the discord for 2 weeks straight

idk if i can trust you on that

[coral canopy]

id ont even log into this account for more than like 2 hours straight

[cyan oxide]

no\

[hot crystal]

wtf dude

[cyan oxide]

no 11/12th of a birthday is worth a gift

[hot crystal]

its literally my favorite day of the year

may 12

[coral canopy]

hold up

[hot crystal]

holding

[lyric spear]

ok

idk why this acc can just speak

without the 10 mins

but

now i'll be here

👍

see you in 2 weeks

[hot crystal]

lmao

[tame swan]

white lightsabers

[calm elbow]

You mean Ahsoka's?

[tame swan]

yeah

I'm using some on cal now

[lyric spear]

i like the red ones

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/theoffice-michael-scott-the-office-gif-24633409

[daring mauve]

yellow orange best lightsaber colours

won't change my mind

[tame swan]

i do love yellow too

[peak solar]

P 👏 U 👏 R 👏 P 👏 L 👏 E

[tame swan]

also blue

[daring mauve]

I read the path of the jedi book when I was younger

[hasty nova]

Topofthehour
https://youtu.be/h-3Fhug3sgw

[tame swan]

I remember a mon calamari jedi in clone wars who had an indigo lightsaber

was neat

[daring mauve]

Likes wow Knows far too much about star wars Single

[tame swan]

get you a woman

[peak solar]

Based dog ✅

[daring mauve]

It's hard

[daring mauve]

How have you guys been anyway

It is £X/\M SEASON

[peak solar]

I don’t know what that is but surprisingly good injuries healing school starting back up in the fall hbu

[daring mauve]

It means I'm doing finals so that's currently my entire personality

[daring mauve]

we love to see it

[peak solar]

oh yea that’s understandable

Hope you do great

[daring mauve]