off-topic

[hasty nova]

No just have the AI generate the code and I'll just commit it

I'll blame the robot when they fuck it up

[coral canopy]

i promise you there are at minimum dozens of websites that just do not edit or proofread shit at all

[tawny coral]

mfs be like ai is so great but u still gotta proofread it?

[coral canopy]

and they are monetized

[tawny coral]

hold this L

[hasty nova]

And there are trillions of websites what the fuck does 12 matter?

[hot crystal]

Can they program the ai to do biochem so i can be a neet

[modest lion]

if its an online publication, you still need web admins, you need sysops you need people promoting the content, you need managers for these processes, you need someone to actually generate the AI content

[inner wadi]

real

[hasty nova]

There's going to be 2000 more websites talking about how impressive their potato recipe is I don't fucking care just as much as I don't fucking care about the 60 billion of those that exist right now

[coral canopy]

can they program the ai to bag my groceries at walmart

[hot crystal]

Real

[undone bone]

likely

[modest lion]

theres already auto-bagging machines afaik

somewhere

probably japan

[tawny coral]

bro doesnt do self checkout L

[sinful terrace]

!pf ai art

[coral canopy]

dam

[hollow raven]

Snorortle - PokéFusion:

#143 - Snorlax

#8 - Wartortle

[coral canopy]

whered those jobs go..

[tawny coral]

we are the bagger

[modest lion]

question is

[tropic skiff]

can they program an ai that makes me able to flirt well with goth girls

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[inner wadi]

self checkout is dogshit

[modest lion]

can you tell the machine to not put the eggs on the bottom?

[undone bone]

possible too

[coral canopy]

yes

[elder patrol]

!pf seli eating schnitzel

[hollow raven]

Kingduo - PokéFusion:

#99 - Kingler

#84 - Doduo

[inner wadi]

people cant fucking read whats on the screens

[modest lion]

what about the people who have to maintain that machine. or build it. or program it. or feed it the data it needs to function

[coral canopy]

most of those are extremely specialized skills

[modest lion]

with how shit so many peopel in the service industry are, half their jobs could easily be replaced by AI and it would be an improvement

[hasty nova]

Yeah but I'm going to need you to feel sorry for the coal miner please

[coral canopy]

replacing a job that is usually populated by high schoolers

[hasty nova]

[worldly hearth]

dude people don't want to use self-checkout. AI bagging would be even worse

[hasty nova]

Can't be worse than some of the human bagging I've seen

[modest lion]

ye

[coral canopy]

just be nice it works every time

[hasty nova]

Bread on bottom? Bread on bottom.

[inner wadi]

i have idiots who put cans on bread

[tropic skiff]

it didn't.........

[hasty nova]

I understand that flower doesn't understand this

[coral canopy]

fuck

[hasty nova]

In some places in the world our bread isn't encased in a hard shell of burnt bread

[tropic skiff]

she was the one who dmed me too but i'm just so bad at convos

fumbling the easiest bags known to man is my special skill

[undone bone]

happens

[clever sleet]

Bro

[inner wadi]

shouldve had ai handle the bag

[hot crystal]

Rizzgpt

[inner wadi]

fr

[coral canopy]

did you try being direct

about your intentions

that's what works for me

that autistic girl rizz

[hasty nova]

And some people are just trying to live their dream jobs of being a rote social media influencer

[tropic skiff]

i'm so shy

[hasty nova]

Fucked up to take away their dreams

[modest lion]

heres a novel idea: maybe highschoolers shouldnt have to work

[coral canopy]

yeah you can be shy and be direct

that's rly cute even honestly

[clever sleet]

I’m gonna start calling you Mike Alstott @tropic skiff

[tropic skiff]

who is that

[clever sleet]

Because you keep rumbling, fumbling, and stumbling on these bags

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/time-for-sulphur-mines-gif-24874882

[clever sleet]

Old (American) football player

[tropic skiff]

dawg......

[coral canopy]

i dont disagree

[hot crystal]

Im a professional fumbler

[coral canopy]

but that's not the world we live in

[tropic skiff]

i should fr i just idk cant

or i do it too late

[modest lion]

idk, its the world i live in

[coral canopy]

good for you

[tropic skiff]

like exactly what happened now

[hot crystal]

I didnt have to work in high school

[tropic skiff]

SICK WORLD

[coral canopy]

wym

[modest lion]

maybe AI aint the problem. maybe the lack of support for those who need support is

[hot crystal]

I did it because my parents wanted me to

Other people do it for money

[coral canopy]

i will help u flower

[coral canopy]

i'm good at this

[coral canopy]

L;MAOOO

[hasty nova]

I'm going to need to see what chat GPT says about supporting people

[brazen eagle]

Ai has a lot of limitations people don't see yet

[hasty nova]

[coral canopy]

yeah but can ai find my dad

or carmen sandiego

[brazen eagle]

its just a tool, a powerfull one if used correctly, but overall not a game changer (yet)

[inner wadi]

can ai find why kids love the cinnamony taste of cinnamon toast crunch

[tropic skiff]

like that girl which dmed me being like very clear she was into me n i kinda like answered too casually i think so like she just stopped answering kinda progressively n that's what she started doing that that i started to like be more direct ig

[modest lion]

i mean first of all, it aint even AI

[tropic skiff]

but alas

too late

[hasty nova]

When ironically, machine learned image searching protocols who would be pretty good at finding Carmen sandiego

[coral canopy]

can ai tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

[tropic skiff]

[hasty nova]

It would also be able to tell you that yes

[torn mural]

me when @soft pendant

[coral canopy]

if ur still interested you should just say "hey i just wanted to be explicit that i was interested in you too I was just anxious"

and then bam

it works

[hasty nova]

It's also 2023, anything like computer does is now considered artificial intelligent

[inner wadi]

can ai tell me why she dont want me

[brazen eagle]

its not a AGI, but ai is basically used to generalize mashine learning

[hasty nova]

She will tell you that well enough

[tropic skiff]

yeah i should try that

[coral canopy]

yesyes

just copy the message

[tawny coral]

no rizz

[coral canopy]

and press send

you don't need rizz

[tropic skiff]

i'm french

[coral canopy]

ever

[brazen eagle]

so even tho its technically not a AI, its fair to use the synonym

[coral canopy]

translate it into french and press send

[inner wadi]

mf said im french LMFAO

[coral canopy]

and then close the dm

[tropic skiff]

ok

[inner wadi]

next time a cute girl interacts w me and idk what to say im just telling her im french

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/moose-nature-gif-24639455

[tropic skiff]

DAWG LMFAO

[tawny coral]

tell her you want to be able to worship her everyday and kneel at the alter of her beauty

[coral canopy]

yeah i'm sorry man

it's just not possible

i can't talk to her

i'm french

[hot crystal]

Oui

[coral canopy]

ok hozier

[tropic skiff]

im french n also a girl but a twink at the same time

[inner wadi]

its not you babe, its me
im french

[coral canopy]

ahhh

girl (boy(girl(Girl)))

you mean

[tawny coral]

[soft pendant]

DOG

[inner wadi]

you should send her a song about how you feel

[coral canopy]

dont ever do that

[inner wadi]

i have the perfect song

[tropic skiff]

so i should send her a song about suicidal thoughts orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[coral canopy]

okay

well

yeah

actually

[inner wadi]

https://youtu.be/WZd2MEOvdQ4

[coral canopy]

hold up i got the perfect song

[inner wadi]

say this could be us

[tropic skiff]

i actually had someone ghost me after i sent them songs i listened to qijigfsjdgms

[soft pendant]

Adam's Song - Blink One Eighty-Two

[tropic skiff]

unfortunate incident

[coral canopy]

LMKAOOOOO

Sum-41 - Fat Lip

[soft pendant]

The Sum of Forty-One and what?

[inner wadi]

you could even take the lyrics flower

simply hit her

what it is hoe

wassup

[coral canopy]

Viper - You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

[torn mural]

zebrahead - falling apart

[soft pendant]

Bitches Ain't Shit - Doctor Andre

[coral canopy]

^^

[elder patrol]

ello dadsen

[torn mural]

[soft pendant]

hes a doctor, must be smart

[torn mural]

need this one

[inner wadi]

this song is so fucking funny to me

[soft pendant]

docjammin goes hard

[inner wadi]

suck dick from behind and take nut on ya grill!!!

[hot crystal]

do that one country song

[tropic skiff]

i'm so doomed cuz rly the meta of lesbian texting is literally be as flirty as possible but yeah i'm just too shy

[hot crystal]

about fucking another mans wife or whatever

[inner wadi]

#breakthemeta

[soft pendant]

yeah i used my last super react of the week on that, what of it?

[inner wadi]

or whatever it is in wow

[tropic skiff]

dawg i'm in her DMs talking about MEN'S TAILORING

ITS SO DOOMED

[tawny coral]

bro thats ok

[coral canopy]

thats not doomed

thats good

[tawny coral]

u gotta talk about your interest

[coral canopy]

ur delulu

[inner wadi]

if its something she interested in thats fine

[elder patrol]

overthinking

[tawny coral]

if the whole conversation is just bakc and forth sayin how hot each other is or cool

[coral canopy]

if shes responding, shes interested in you

[tawny coral]

its based on what u think the person is

[tropic skiff]

sending 602842098290 words messages about why Ann Demeulemeester is the greatest designer of the last 30 years

[tawny coral]

not who they are

mashallah

[coral canopy]

thats literally

ur LITERALLY IN

what do U MEAN

[inner wadi]

yeah but remember

flower is french

[tawny coral]

has she responded tho

it could just be mass spam sending messages

on some spectrum shit

[soft pendant]

girls love a nerd with hobbies

(thats what my mom says)

[hot crystal]

im a nerd with hobbies where the hoes at

[inner wadi]

brother ur not a nerd
u play valo and wow

[tawny coral]

no rizz

[inner wadi]

ur a normie

[hot crystal]

wow is the least normie

game ever

[coral canopy]

wow is not normie

[inner wadi]

valo is normie

[modest lion]

L

[hot crystal]

extremely

[inner wadi]

wow is dweeb

[tawny coral]

a nerd isnt someone who likes games bro

[hot crystal]

im 1 step from being a normie (quitting wow)

[tawny coral]

its someone who’s passionate about a subject

[modest lion]

whens the last time it worked out well for someone to admit theyre french?

[tawny coral]

cause u a gamer doesnt make u a nerd whos cool

[coral canopy]

LMAO

[tropic skiff]

[inner wadi]

a cute girl dmd me last night and i thought it was a bot account

[coral canopy]

my bad

i do have robotic features

[soft pendant]

turns out she was looking for target customer support

[hot crystal]

i always think theyre bot accounts (they are)

[inner wadi]

i would literally kill myself on the spot of that happened jake

[coral canopy]

sometimes when i get the texts from people who are looking for someone

[soft pendant]

lmao

[coral canopy]

like the scam ones

i befriend them

and then they ghost me

[elder patrol]

no you wouldnt deeny

[wheat onyx]

@native flower

[inner wadi]

ur right ramlu

[serene crescent]

No fucking way

[soft pendant]

thats a doot if iver ever seen one

[modest lion]

is that the reverse version of the guy getting random "please vote for me/donate to my campaign" texts and then he texts back pictures of his dick?

[modest lion]

seems like a good way to get people to drop you from their call-lists

[clever sleet]

Please tell me the number isn’t real

[serene crescent]

Probably a 3t sim or something

[wheat onyx]

Yeah for sure

[serene crescent]

Definitely not single target

[wheat onyx]

[serene crescent]

[soft pendant]

5t 30s w/ bloodlust poggers!!!!

[clever sleet]

Idk evokers are high

Idk what the goal is

[raw python]

PI sims

[wheat onyx]

Yeah its a PI sim for sure

[inner wadi]

bot asked me to send a pic of myself since i didnt have recent pics on ig

[coral canopy]

someone sub to his patreon to find out

[inner wadi]

i said u first but put up a peace sign

she responded

fuck off im not a bot in the pic

[coral canopy]

i know another guy whose bit was his patreon recently

from league

[hot crystal]

"meow"

[clever sleet]

Ryler is in his guild, gonna try to get the friends and family discount

[elder patrol]

Anyone else not give a shit about s2 DF and just gonna game?

[coral canopy]

i literally type meow to women

and it works

¯_(ツ)_/¯

bitches love when you meow

[lavish bloom]

I'll log on just like I normally do

[clever sleet]

I have to

[inner wadi]

quake hates when we meow

hes a hater

[serene crescent]

meow

[soft pendant]

I won PI roulette this week for eranog and parsed a 54 can i get a heck yeah

[clever sleet]

This is affirming

[hot crystal]

does barking work

[clever sleet]

That I am not bitches

[coral canopy]

yeah

if you're also a girl

[hot crystal]

damn

[coral canopy]

anything goes

[hot crystal]

not gonna work

[coral canopy]

i do not know how heterosexual dating works

sorry

[elder patrol]

ye,another reset just more to do ig

[serene crescent]

least unhinged draco moment

[coral canopy]

rofl

[modest lion]

can confirm

[native flower]

what

[hot crystal]

unlucky you seem like a clear rizz god

[native flower]

what?

[hot crystal]

:/

[coral canopy]

i am

but rizzing men is really easy

[modest lion]

@stable imp is the baddest bitch and he LOVES it when you meow in his ear while stroking his scalp

[clever sleet]

Bro

Why

Does

Everyone

[soft pendant]

"i like your shirt"

[hot crystal]

when someone gonna rizz me up then

[clever sleet]

Ping him

[soft pendant]

oops

wrong person

[modest lion]

cause

you keep having

weirdo names

[coral canopy]

unclear, ask again later

[wheat onyx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[modest lion]

so the discord AI isnt figuring out that i wanna DM you

[clever sleet]

Brethren my name in this discord was never Quake

[modest lion]

it was makeitquake

and you were

[clever sleet]

It’s just been shortened

[modest lion]

#1 result as a result

[clever sleet]

Which makes sense

[inner wadi]

real

[clever sleet]

I just feel bad for quake

[inner wadi]

make eye contact w me and u won me over

[modest lion]

yeah well its your fualt

for having a name like this

[clever sleet]

I actually mailed him some gold

[coral canopy]

give a man a compliment (likely the first in his entire life) and he's rizzed

[hot crystal]

theres that small caveat of us not being able to take a hint though

[inner wadi]

(thats a prank)

[coral canopy]

it's that easy

[modest lion]

gonna try this

@pulsar trail nice cock

[coral canopy]

🙏

[inner wadi]

LMFAO

[pulsar trail]

[hot crystal]

bro when they do the head tilt im out there distracted

[coral canopy]

well

[inner wadi]

i love being oblivious to things

[coral canopy]

heterosexual women are really stupid too

so idk

[hot crystal]

like how do you focus when she does the head tilt

[coral canopy]

giving people "hints" is dumb

[hot crystal]

my brain stops working

[inner wadi]

hints are stupid as fuck

[coral canopy]

don't understand why ppl aren't just direct

[soft pendant]

a girl smiled at me at a bar almost 6 months ago

shit was electric

[inner wadi]

im 28
be direct

[coral canopy]

i'm just direct all the time

[pulsar trail]

true, lemme just jump the gun then

[hot crystal]

fear

[pulsar trail]

@serene crescent WHAT THAT BOOTY DO?

[modest lion]

yeah i love needing a book to translate every other phrase she says cause it doesnt actually mean what the words mean

[inner wadi]

@soft pendant i want you.

[coral canopy]

and people say autistic people are the weird ones

[soft pendant]

want me to do what?

[hot crystal]

@cyan oxide can we fuck sometime

[serene crescent]

Whatever u need it to

[pulsar trail]

that's because they pretend they're normal

[inner wadi]

replace the fucking burned out bulb @soft pendant

[soft pendant]

okay can do

[coral canopy]

being neurotypical seems hard as fuck

not gonna lie

[inner wadi]

thanks bestie

[coral canopy]

imagine

[pulsar trail]

when in reality "normal people" are hardly normal

[coral canopy]

no gf for 10 years because all the women you know give hints

[pulsar trail]

mfers out here buying streamer bathwater

trying to call other people weird

[coral canopy]

im normal :)

[modest lion]

id buy your toenail clippings

[inner wadi]

yeah but

[clever sleet]

Huh

[modest lion]

@pulsar trail

[inner wadi]

do you like knives

haha

[hot crystal]

🔪

[pulsar trail]

if you're normal, I'd rather be weird @inner wadi

[coral canopy]

yes

[modest lion]

are you clipping or cutting your toenails?

[inner wadi]

check dms haha

[pulsar trail]

idk man

don't clippers cut your toenails?

[clever sleet]

Man I should call her (deenys ex)

[cyan oxide]

nah bro you're not my type

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/vylerria-jadeyanh-smoking-gif-25848898

[coral canopy]

think clippers lose games

[modest lion]

id think they clip them

[coral canopy]

but idk

[modest lion]

instead of cut

[hot crystal]

my ass can grow

[pulsar trail]

what is clipping but a form of cutting

[inner wadi]

clippers do indeed stink

[coral canopy]

be a real man

use your teeth

[soft pendant]

i n s i d e c i g s

i n s i d e c i g s

[hasty nova]

[elder patrol]

go sub

[modest lion]

i mean you can just wait

until theyre so long

[sharp ferry]

O shit wuddup

[modest lion]

that you can tear them off

[sharp ferry]

Wb

[coral canopy]

hi ahri

:3

missed u

[hot crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/jadeyanh-jade-twitch-egirl-smoking-gif-22030733

[clever sleet]

Makeitquake could never

[sharp ferry]

Hope you're doing oki 🥰

[pulsar trail]

quickest way for anyone in my life to immediately be thrown out of my house

[coral canopy]

im doing bad

[pulsar trail]

you smoke a cigarette inside of my house

[coral canopy]

how are u

[pulsar trail]

I'm tossing you out

[hot crystal]

not too fond of smoking myself but shes hot so

[serene crescent]

smoking indoors is filth

[modest lion]

smoking is filth

[elder patrol]

what if I smoked a doink?

[modest lion]

everywhere

[pulsar trail]

what about smoking cock?

[serene crescent]

based

[soft pendant]

inside me are two wolves

[serene crescent]

what about smoking a cigarette with some ketamine inside it

what then

[pulsar trail]

no smoking of any kind allowed in my living spaces

[inner wadi]

real jake

[modest lion]

theres many other nice things to do with cock, that doesnt include smoking

but yeah i mean

[elder patrol]

same here

[modest lion]

i prefer cig smokers over weed smokers any day

[serene crescent]

what about smoking crack? surely that's fine?

[soft pendant]

[serene crescent]

only @pulsar trail's crack though

[coral canopy]

how are u

[serene crescent]

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

cigarettes on cigarettes my mama think i stink

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-cow-milk-milk-gif-22745903

[modest lion]

theres like

[hot crystal]

i got burn holes in my hoodie all my homies think its dank

[modest lion]

1 french exception

[sharp ferry]

Am ok, heartburn

[modest lion]

to that

[coral canopy]

smoking crack actually is fine

[hot crystal]

i miss my cocoa butter kisses

[elder patrol]

I hate the smell of weed ngl

[inner wadi]

think about how cool i look when i smoke cigs

[coral canopy]

im sorry :C

[modest lion]

same

[inner wadi]

yall ever seen grease

[pulsar trail]

smoking anything is fine, just not where I live

you do you

[coral canopy]

everyone should try crack

[soft pendant]

teen pregnancy is so cool

[modest lion]

but its more about the people. at least cig smokers are aware that they annoy others. weed smokers are typically "wdym its just weed", or pretend like their shit aint smelly

[pulsar trail]

I support your right to do whatever you want

[lavish bloom]

I switched main and enjoying healing gonna push glad

[elder patrol]

gl

[soft pendant]

mfers pushing glad but cant push a girl to be glad while spending time with them

unreal

[coral canopy]

i grew up with 3 parents who smoked so i got the "enjoys the smell of smoking" gene

[sharp ferry]

So real

[clever sleet]

Mf I’m the latter

[coral canopy]

i'm glad to spend time with u, jake

[elder patrol]

I smoked at all parties I went to, never got addicted

[lavish bloom]

wdym

[soft pendant]

im a gasoline fiend

[lavish bloom]

Im doing just FINE

[coral canopy]

i dont know what that means.

[inner wadi]

the smell of gas hits diffy

[hot crystal]

girls are glad spending time with me (as a friend) (i dont put effort in to make my intentions known) (im scared)

[sharp ferry]

Jake likes the smell of fuel

[modest lion]

should go back to old painkillers that have meth and heroin in them imo

[coral canopy]

interesting

[sharp ferry]

When you fill a car up

[coral canopy]

when i was a kid i learned i like the taste of chalk

[hasty nova]

Oh okay cool I was wondering why we were doing literally nothing about that having passed the law other ones...
https://twitter.com/DemocracyDocket/status/1651972723445211140?s=20

Democracy Docket (@DemocracyDocket)

🚨BREAKING: The GOP majority of the North Carolina Supreme Court reverses a prior decision and rules that partisan gerrymandering does not violate the NC Constitution. It also says lawmakers are permitted to redraw the congressional and legislative maps. https://t.co/GbWh9D4em7

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[soft pendant]

petrol smells fun, paint sometimes smells fun

[sharp ferry]

Jake wanna huff paint and go on a walk together

[serene crescent]

@wheat onyx when are we going to collectively oust Azor from the wow community lmao

[raw python]

!pf fun

[hollow raven]

Goltrio - PokéFusion:

#42 - Golbat

#51 - Dugtrio

[soft pendant]

my sense of smell is whack

[inner wadi]

u know what doesnt smell fun

[soft pendant]

whippets and chill?

[modest lion]

permanent CD marker smell

[inner wadi]

icy hot

[soft pendant]

[sharp ferry]

Ye

LMAO

[elder patrol]

I was just suprised I got cancer that wasnt liver or lung related

[soft pendant]

ok listen here you sick fuck

[modest lion]

remove tip of marker, inhale, life is good

[hot crystal]

i do NOT want brain damage

[elder patrol]

1 ball man here

[sharp ferry]

Which kind

BIG

You can have mine.

[soft pendant]

we push on

[sharp ferry]

I don't need em.

[inner wadi]

i HATE icy hot

[hot crystal]

the 1 ball still works right we need a steady supply of new shitposters

[soft pendant]

guys ive been afk at Haligtree Canopy for 20 minutes please let me game

[elder patrol]

then it moved to nodes (forgot name), and another surgery in january

lymph

[hot crystal]

lymph

lymphoma

[hasty nova]

[serene crescent]

what's wrong with ice spice

[clever sleet]

It moved

[soft pendant]

if ramlu has 1000 fans I am here

[inner wadi]

ramlu how old r u again

[elder patrol]

31

[soft pendant]

if ramlu has 0 fans I have died

[inner wadi]

damn

[wheat onyx]

LMFAO for real man

[inner wadi]

we love u ramlu

[sharp ferry]

Azor shouldve been deleted

[sinful terrace]

@elder patrol you got this bro

[sharp ferry]

A while back

[hot crystal]

@warped wedge you can keep azor

[sharp ferry]

Fucking catfishing people

Wild

[elder patrol]

Im cancer free as far I know

[inner wadi]

HUGE

[elder patrol]

test again at 10.5

[inner wadi]

W

RAMLU W

[hot crystal]

remissionlu

[inner wadi]

how u feeling post chemo

[elder patrol]

kinda was free since surgery

[wheat onyx]

Buffs

[inner wadi]

ive heard its weird

[soft pendant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/124169701881282560/1101579041137512478/image.png

[wheat onyx]

https://www.wowhead.com/blue-tracker/topic/eu/class-tuning-incoming-with-embers-of-neltharion-patch-444929

[hot crystal]

BAHAHA

[raw python]

the sub buff section is funny

[hot crystal]

THE LEAKS WERE REAL

LMASODAJDIKLSADHASLD

[soft pendant]

night

stalker

fix?

question mark

[modest lion]

so many RH frens having to deal with chemo/cancer

[hot crystal]

god is real

[soft pendant]

@past lagoon

get in here

[inner wadi]

RECONVENE?

[hot crystal]

lethality point

[elder patrol]

post chemo would be like after dec 4? idk, who cares, im fine

[soft pendant]

let the man use RH to ignore it

we're all glad things are looking up though

[elder patrol]

no more cancer talk

[inner wadi]

now we talk about rogue changes

[elder patrol]

Im looking forward to new patch

[soft pendant]

damn aurabuffs

who called aurabuffs? @serene crescent ?

[coral canopy]

what can they really do to fix specs that don't scale

[serene crescent]

not me

probably me

SCALING

[soft pendant]

damn 5% dispatch

[raw python]

#off-topic message

[soft pendant]

wet noodle is now dry noodle

[raw python]

[inner wadi]

just like my d

[soft pendant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/124169701881282560/1101579041137512478/image.png

DOG

[inner wadi]

precisely

[hot crystal]

im pretty sure i still dont play rogue

[torn mural]

Im staying

Im not fucking leaving

[raw python]

sin looks like it got the best boost ya?

[torn mural]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-wolf-of-wallstreet-im-not-leaving-im-not-going-gif-17010603

[hot crystal]

wish they nerfed it

hate the spec for 10.1

[elder patrol]

I have always stayed, Im like the old pirate on the ship

[torn mural]

[hot crystal]

like they give us dogshit tier sets

then try to bandaid rogue into being viable

like

nahhhh

[soft pendant]

i thought you were a WW

[raw python]

also isnt outlaw still just all about builders still?

[hot crystal]

yeah

zzzzz

[soft pendant]

alwayshasbeen.png

[hot crystal]

fanthesleeper

[raw python]

buffing spender damage

[elder patrol]

And im kinda interested sticking to 1 spec for a expansion

[undone bone]

they kinda hate outlaw spenders

every time they were good they got slammed

[soft pendant]

zac just said 3% is a fat overestimation

[torn mural]

always has been my alt, but played it entirely through nathria

[raw python]

F

[soft pendant]

luhmao

[torn mural]

then came back home

[calm elbow]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Poryasaur - PokéFusion:

#137 - Porygon

#1 - Bulbasaur

[soft pendant]

idk buffs seem lackluster but what do i know

ill wait for green name to tell me how to feel

[hot crystal]

i want rogue to stay down until 11.0 when we actually get some changesd

so i dont have to play it until its actually good

[torn mural]

its not that bad

[hot crystal]

not very fun for me

not very interesting

[raw python]

the dark ranger spec rework?

[hot crystal]

dream on

[inner wadi]

let me play as sylvanas

[raw python]

ive seen the leaks

void ranger coming

source: i made it up

[soft pendant]

give me a double pistol build like GW2

[elder patrol]

combine sin and sub and make outlul range/melee spec

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/ibai-yo-explicando-meme-gif-18360117

[pulsar trail]

where'd you find this clip of #outlaw

[native flower]

Devs explaining why picking and choosing to buff dogshit abilities instead of aura buffing the entire class

2.6% is for sure enough !

[pulsar trail]

lol

[ashen ravine]

lol shit

[serene crescent]

@native flower

notice how he COMPLETELY ignored me

funny how that works

[native flower]

yeah

[serene crescent]

[hot crystal]

@unreal quiver how close was rogue

[native flower]

guys a fucking loser

should be banned

[waxen latch]

buffing kb by 12%

when it needs around 50% to be equal with DtB

and then you would still not play it

but hey, buffs are buffs, wont complain

[past lagoon]

why is skip mad

[surreal dagger]

[waxen latch]

its skip

[pulsar trail]

idk some hunter TCer came into outlaw

to stir shit

mad that they got called out for sandbagging

[past lagoon]

hunter tc

[pulsar trail]

I let him get blasted for a solid 10

[past lagoon]

thats a good word for literally just

[serene crescent]

"we don't sandbag"

[past lagoon]

"Liar"

[waxen latch]

i need the sauce

wtf

[hot crystal]

sylv bow

[past lagoon]

any class tc's that paywall sims should be shot in the head

[serene crescent]

he said

[pulsar trail]

it's just eventually let the guy tuck his tail and run back to trueshot

[serene crescent]

tell me any time hunter has sandbagged in the past

I said sylv bow and raz bow

[pulsar trail]

where they can regroup and do whatever it is hunters do

when they're upset

[serene crescent]

but was conveniently ignored

[pulsar trail]

well yeah

there wasn't one time if you completely ignore examples of it

[hot crystal]

well se

e

our sims this tier

are actually hidden

[serene crescent]

[hot crystal]

because our shit isnt implemented

we are not the same

[unreal quiver]

to what sry

[hot crystal]

like being ok

[unreal quiver]

wasnt even on the meters

lmao

[hot crystal]

LOL

like all specs?

[pulsar trail]

jokes on you

[unreal quiver]

ye

[tawny coral]

good teamwork everybody bullying really does work and is effective

[serene crescent]

yes

[pulsar trail]

I was always on the meters

[hot crystal]

ok cool

[unreal quiver]

was warlocks

[hot crystal]

i dont have to reroll

[unreal quiver]

then like

hunters

[pulsar trail]

just tick the box "always show me"

[hot crystal]

er

[pulsar trail]

[unreal quiver]

and a mage

then me

then spriest

[hot crystal]

rereroll

[serene crescent]

me af

[unreal quiver]

then everything else

[lavish bloom]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Arbix - PokéFusion:

#24 - Arbok

#95 - Onix

[hot crystal]

imgonnamoon

or whatever

[cyan oxide]

imgonnaarmy

[hot crystal]

i almost was dk

[pulsar trail]

I was waiting for the message

from one of those hunters

"can you tell skip to stop being mean to me"

[tame swan]

blas0n with the insider info

[hot crystal]

huge

so huge

[pulsar trail]

maybe they'll do more damage than guardian druid in ST now

[clever sleet]

Doubt

[hot crystal]

bear cranks

[clever sleet]

Unless their set is exceptional

[hot crystal]

its aoe rsk

[pulsar trail]

I was letting skip cook for the longest time

[hot crystal]

who tf is putro

[heady oriole]

[pulsar trail]

hunter theorycrafter

[hot crystal]

but hes not azor

[pulsar trail]

idk what spurred him into jumping into outlaw to defend hunter sims

like out of all the channels to try that in

[waxen latch]

tbf

all channels would clown on them

outlaw is just getting clowned in 4000apm

[pulsar trail]

yeah but outlaw does it at 100mph

[waxen latch]

[pulsar trail]

assassination would have to fit it in between talks about sandwiches and cats

[ashen ravine]

fucking joke

[native flower]

https://twitter.com/xerwo/status/1651929895432232960

xerwo (@xerwo)

Rolling up in the new raid

Likes

222

▶ Play video

Twitter · Apr 28, 2023, 12:42 PM

[native flower]

[pulsar trail]

lmao bro you blasted him

[flat scaffold]

you think Assa wouldve treated it better if whispyr saw it?

[elder patrol]

annoying opener specs are always ass to play,mostly

and how would a new player know that?

[pulsar trail]

dunno

like truly dunno

idk how I'd respond to it

probably similar to skip

which is why I didn't delete anything he typed

[wheat onyx]

I said hunter sims were shit because I assumed that azors meme sims contributed in some way

[pulsar trail]

yeah I mean it's hard to defend that shit when the azor meme is a reality

[wheat onyx]

Talked with him, misunderstanding on my part

[pulsar trail]

cause like he's the most visible hunter right

and he repeatedly puts out garbage

[wheat onyx]

Yer

I conflated simc and azor

[past lagoon]

they gotta publicly shame azor frfr

[pulsar trail]

problem is, azor is the server admin for their server

[hot crystal]

Fucking tsl man

[past lagoon]

just make another server

[serene crescent]

he owns the server doesn't he

[pulsar trail]

and anytime anyone tries calling him out

he just deletes all traces

and bans them

lmao

[past lagoon]

sounds like they should make their own server

[serene crescent]

time to make a new server

same as what priests did

[hot crystal]

Arent both priest discs fucked tho

[pulsar trail]

of course

[serene crescent]

ye but that's not the point

they did it too

[clever sleet]

Reddit was right

[pulsar trail]

tbh as much as people meme that rogue should sandbag

[clever sleet]

[serene crescent]

LOL

reddit was right!!!!!!!!!!

[pulsar trail]

the fact that all our TCers are legit about everything

is a blessing

true

I am toxic

[serene crescent]

fucking oxi and guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pulsar trail]

and starting fights

[serene crescent]

toxic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pulsar trail]

they also called out ronkles and shiennar

[tame swan]

it's the reason I struggle to play anything other than rogue

[pulsar trail]

guy, oxi, shiennar, ronkles

[serene crescent]

(OT only mods)

[pulsar trail]

one of these is not like the others

[serene crescent]

stg

it was a real funny read

[pulsar trail]

bro I was in tears

[serene crescent]

rosvall was a champion

rosvall such a nice guy fr

[pulsar trail]

"foreverguy is a dick, but he's a CF not a mod"

"but oxi, shiennar, and ronkles are ummmm"

and I got to ronkles

[tame swan]

real

[pulsar trail]

and I was like wha

like bruv

out of all the orange names

[hot crystal]

What could bonk possibly do

[pulsar trail]

RONKLES?

[hot crystal]

Lmao

[pulsar trail]

legit the nicest human being I've ever met

[wheat onyx]

#outlaw message

[hot crystal]

Zine doesnt even exist and hes more toxic than bonk

[wheat onyx]

Yeah lol

[serene crescent]

ROnkles shitposting in OT only

[pulsar trail]

Draco's the man

really good dude

[hot crystal]

Vel???

My king

[pulsar trail]

dif vel

[hot crystal]

Big tax homie

[pulsar trail]

Putro's not a bad dude

[serene crescent]

Doesn't make him any less wrong

[pulsar trail]

of course not

but him and draco are trying their best to keep hunter shit legit

[serene crescent]

make a new discord

it's the only way

He'll ever be ousted

when he owns trueshot lodge

[hot crystal]

What was putro wrong about

[serene crescent]

sandbagged sims in the past

and even now with their public info

[hot crystal]

Ah yeah

Im glad hunters arent totally fucked

At least some of these dudes are trying

@steel snow

[pulsar trail]

yeah

but gotta give some loves to the peeps trying to fight the good fight

ya know

[coral canopy]

give some love to the warlocks oxi

[hot crystal]

Blackvneck

[pulsar trail]

fuck warlocks

[waxen latch]

rather dont stick my dick in them

[pulsar trail]

well I guess this booty is off limits for you

[hot crystal]

I need nitro back

This is killing me

[raw python]

[tame swan]

wb

[serene crescent]

wtf so fast

[hot crystal]

Is this what begging for gold feels like

I promise i wont do this again

Ill pay myself next time

-$3

[umbral whale]

ok y'all

what are the odds I ask this girl out she say yes.

we got options

[serene crescent]

100%

you are very attractive and hopefully not unhinged in person

[umbral whale]

option A) "I have a boyfriend"

option b) Yes

option c) no

option d) No, Hello? HR department?

[ashen ravine]

nice overthinking

[lavish bloom]

the more you do it

the easier it gets

[undone bone]

hr would fire her

because she was provoking him

[umbral whale]

welcome to my brain

[lavish bloom]

I used to never ask girls out in public

[umbral whale]

I hope you enjoy your stay

[lavish bloom]

[sharp ferry]

I swore that post was stabs

[umbral whale]

where you play out every possible scenario that could happen for 50 years with every decision you make

[clear hinge]

from 100% to 0%

[ashen ravine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747561446539395205/1084875217744166992/ezgif-4-c6770580ff.gif

[clever sleet]

That’s a 50/50 if I’ve ever seen one

[clear hinge]

so like

50/50 average

[umbral whale]

brother

it's diff

[hot crystal]

Bro if she doesnt hate you d isnt an option

[umbral whale]

I have no issue asking out a girl I just want to bang

[lavish bloom]

???

its literally no different

[umbral whale]

but this girl I legit am interested in something serious and a real connection so I'm stressin

it is differenty

[clear hinge]

dude i drank 2 liters of beer im shitfaced if you dont ask her out i jump out the window

[umbral whale]

you don't care about those throwaway bitches

[lavish bloom]

the action is the same

[clear hinge]

do it

[clever sleet]

Yeah, and If she says no, life moves on

[lavish bloom]

but the implications are different

in your head atleast

[clever sleet]

Don’t agonize, just do.

[umbral whale]

for sure

[clear hinge]

hataro do it

[tame swan]

thats what quake said to me

[clear hinge]

or i jump

[coral canopy]

ty

hows ur osu prog

[umbral whale]

bro I spent a week having anxiety attacks over going up to talk to her

[hot crystal]

Hataro

Shes not gonna say hr

[umbral whale]

I need professional help

[clever sleet]

I’ve never called any lady a throwaway bitch.

[clear hinge]

dont worry

do it

💪

[clever sleet]

And I certainly wouldn’t call you that

[hot crystal]

Theres only 3 responses

[clever sleet]

You’re a nice lass

[tame swan]

farmin'

[clever sleet]

Yeah, that’s called butterflies bud. They’re some violent mfs

[umbral whale]

ngl my brain is like that

I have severe social/general anxieity

[hot crystal]

I need some butterflies

[umbral whale]

so I am like this with everything not just people

[coral canopy]

owner

why is this underwater

[sharp ferry]

Nah butterflies are being called cute and adorable after a year od not hearing it

[hot crystal]

Can someone give me some butterflies

[tame swan]

wait wdym

it's not weird for me

[sharp ferry]

Check dms

[clever sleet]

I gotchu

[tame swan]

or do you mean bc its 160 lol

[clear hinge]

hataro if you dont go for it you will regret it

🥹

[sharp ferry]

I got him dw

[umbral whale]

it's called butterflies if you're attractive. Creepy if you're not cause you've been looking at them

[sharp ferry]

But you're like

INSANELY HOT

?

[coral canopy]

you're literally adonis

why are you typing

[umbral whale]

I'm literally not

but ok

[coral canopy]

okay

delusional

[sharp ferry]

YES YOU ARE JFC

[clear hinge]

hataro is thick

and he has a huge cock

[tame swan]

?

[clear hinge]

🥹

[coral canopy]

canon?

[umbral whale]

whatever the outcome

[clear hinge]

fax

[clever sleet]

Hey buddy, you’re a good looking guy. Objectively

[umbral whale]

@clever sleetI talked to her today for a good while and if it goes no where fuck it I'm happy with that

it really did make me miss working with her though

[clever sleet]

There you go.
You ask, if she says “I have a boyfriend” or “no” unlucky.
If she says sure, huge W, drinks tonight boys (and girls)

You’ll never know until you do it

[clear hinge]

always think about whats the worse that could happen

[clever sleet]

Val got the denial when she asked me out

[clear hinge]

basically nothing

[clever sleet]

If that makes you feel any better

[clear hinge]

🥹

[umbral whale]

ngl I am kicking myself because like the strike could end then we won't really see each other anymore

I could'

have just talked to her a week ago

[clear hinge]

dude the same will happen if you do nothing

[lavish bloom]

shes gonna say yes

[clear hinge]

[umbral whale]

fuck I should've just asked for her number today

[clear hinge]

ask for it now

[umbral whale]

??

[hot crystal]

☑️

[sharp ferry]

I gotchu bb

Hope you enjoy

[valid tartan]

started watching hunter x hunter

shit is good

[tame swan]

YES HI

[umbral whale]

whatever I'm gonna find a way

[tame swan]

speak more words

[clear hinge]

i could never get into hunter x hunter idk why

🥹

[hot crystal]

Of course you got rizzed up man

[valid tartan]

THEY FIXED NIGHTSTALKER?????????

GODDAMN

[tame swan]

I'm on my second watch right now with my boyfriend

[clear hinge]

ayo what

[hot crystal]

Ur literally me

[clever sleet]

Nah it was like

[tame swan]

and I love it just as much as the first time

[clever sleet]

Out of the blue

[lavish bloom]

hellll yea