off-topic

[inner wadi]

"googling"

[glass trail]

Yessir

[daring mauve]

gang gang

[hot crystal]

oof rip dyspraxia

[glass trail]

I have weaponized unmedicated ADHD

[hot crystal]

dyspraxia sounds ass

[wheat ore]

@ripe wasp dmed

[hot crystal]

medicated by blasting hardstyle and moving a lot of circles

[ashen ravine]

i have an appointment at eye doc next week, I probably have heterophoria

[glass trail]

ME LIKE CIRCLES

Heavy circles is my therapy

[daring mauve]

It's great I had a conversation at John Wick today saying whoever choreographed that scene has clearly never fallen down the stairs

And both my friends looked at me deeply with concern

[warped nebula]

heavy circles aren’t prescribed nearly enough

[hot crystal]

i fell down the stairs when i was a baby

but not recently

[daring mauve]

I didn't realise it wasn't a thing people do

[glass trail]

I have a flat spot on my head s2g I was dropped multiple times

[hasty nova]

I always knew you were a heterophobe...

[daring mauve]

Until I had a roommate

[hasty nova]

[daring mauve]

Who heard it happen and asked what just happened

[hot crystal]

pretty sure i wasnt dropped but i def fell down the stairs

[glass trail]

I'm fairly sure my parents used me as some makeshit football bro

[hot crystal]

hype

i bit the ends off a football

[glass trail]

[warped nebula]

lol

[daring mauve]

[hot crystal]

like a nerf american football

we still have it

[warped nebula]

okay okay

[daring mauve]

got them strong teeth

[ashen ravine]

yeah i hate you for acting tough but being really cute uwu

[hot crystal]

nerf football

[warped nebula]

what flavor?

[hot crystal]

probably foam

[warped nebula]

ah yea that’s the best one

[daring mauve]

oof

[daring mauve]

Tasty

[edgy lion]

!8 wow time?

[hollow raven]

NO!!!

[daring mauve]

I don't think it needs nerfs tho

Football is pretty balanced

QB is maybe a lil op

[hasty nova]

@ashen ravine You got a problem with my thumb?

[warped nebula]

off topic is the good channel wtf have i been doing

[daring mauve]

and RB could use a buff to like longevity

[ashen ravine]

it looks like a 7ft man hand

[daring mauve]

The evolution of a RH member start as a bright eye'd spec channeler, start helping loads, get down about helping, migrate to off topic, eventually get yourself banned

[hot crystal]

its good unless you're new and/or people don't like you

[hasty nova]

Just 6.

[ashen ravine]

[hot crystal]

when do i get banned bonk

[hasty nova]

[daring mauve]

Idk Hataro survives

[hot crystal]

people like hataro

unironically

[daring mauve]

eventually

[daring mauve]

Ye ik I was only memeing

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-big-eyes-glasses-gif-10804632

[daring mauve]

I like Hataro

[hot crystal]

[daring mauve]

when he's like not on a real heater

[glass trail]

I like hataro when he's not in #league-of-legends

[hot crystal]

i won one of my league games

[undone bone]

time to sleep

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Hachadino was lucky 4 times.

[daring mauve]

sometimes his takes are just a bit ahem questionable

[hot crystal]

now i can not play for 2 months

[hot crystal]

sometimes

[glass trail]

I dropped 40kills in 2 games today

[hot crystal]

just a bit

[glass trail]

[ashen ravine]

cant have good takes with a mind like that

[hot crystal]

i had a shit varus game

and a good jinx game

really good jinx game

[daring mauve]

Combined or you did that twice

Cuz

[hot crystal]

but havent played in a couple months so real nice

for today

[glass trail]

Combined

[daring mauve]

I think my highest is probably like high 20s low 30s

Ah ye that makes more sense

[glass trail]

We dropped a casual akali bomba in some d1 gamingtons

[daring mauve]

Also I am doing it in my normal games

[glass trail]

And an ahri game

[daring mauve]

I had a great argument earlier how Ahri dash is not an op ability

after Drut complained about it in his newest video

We have fun in my friend discord

[glass trail]

idk drut coimplains about the weirdest shit sometimes

[daring mauve]

my favourite part is he's playing Riven

complaining about Ahri ult

[hot crystal]

ahri dash recharge is pretty nutty

[burnt dock]

https://twitter.com/Jawmuncher/status/1641600567133757441

Jawmuncher (@Jawmuncher)

I’m guessing Xbox Gamepass - Friends and Family just quietly launched in the US?

Was on my homepage

Twitter · Mar 31, 2023, 12:37 AM

[daring mauve]

But she's not a champ without it

[hot crystal]

yeah i mean

[glass trail]

Aye I mean I think current ahri is p insane for soloq tbh

but she does

fuckall dmg

[hot crystal]

i dont think its even frustrating

[glass trail]

unless ur giga ahead

esp compared to her counterparts

[hasty nova]

My strategy? Do the opposite of Netflix.

[ashen ravine]

my god

tzuyu talking english is killing me

[hasty nova]

It's cute.

She's also the right person to appoint as the official English person.

[hot crystal]

does she have good english

[hasty nova]

No chance.

[ashen ravine]

memorizing and reading off works okay

there was no chance them doing that 1 year ago or so

you can tell that mina was born in texas

[hot crystal]

is mina another twice member

this will be another piece of kpop trivia stuck in my mind

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/mina-twice-twice-mina-mina-twice-reaction-twice-mina-reaction-mina-reaction-gif-22056967

[ashen ravine]

^

how the ladies leave my bedroom

[hasty nova]

Refreshed?

[ashen ravine]

lol

[umbral whale]

Who is her counterpart

Leblanc?

[ashen ravine]

yeah

they are 9

[hot crystal]

all i knew was tzuyu

[glass trail]

any other sorta burst rotation mages rly

but like nearest probs syndra lb

[umbral whale]

Besides you build ahri with ludens

[glass trail]

well sometimes liandry but ye

[hot crystal]

liandry ahri

[umbral whale]

Ye I kinda agree ahri feels like a charm but from behind

[glass trail]

I mean like, ahri is only based on taking good fights 6-11 or giga winning trades through outplays in lane and getting solos

and then getting ahead, and winning on being up xp/gold for dmg

[umbral whale]

Ye

[glass trail]

if ur equal/behind compared to nearly every single mid in the game ur doing peanut dmg

[ashen ravine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6QgnG3Unao&t=201s

[hot crystal]

im not watching

no

[hasty nova]

Fuck that
https://youtu.be/cwzjfmUkouE

[ashen ravine]

lol

[glass trail]

Time to get only kpop on yt

[hasty nova]

It says English but it means Australian

Like really really really really Australian

[hot crystal]

i shall not be clicking

[ashen ravine]

fucking aussies

[hot crystal]

oh my oh my god

thats all i got

[ashen ravine]

hellooeerrr

[hasty nova]

Naaaiuuuurrrrrr

[ashen ravine]

[glass trail]

@hot crystal do I do booty focused or hamstring focused leg day tmr

[hot crystal]

build the dumpy

you know you have to

[glass trail]

we do dumpy friday

[ashen ravine]

calves or bust

[soft pendant]

https://twitter.com/shitpostgate/status/1641423880362369025?s=46&t=eWo2zkAg_r_TSWERQepEMA

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate)

https://t.co/7FGvoBquJ0

Likes

5833

Retweets

509

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 30, 2023, 12:55 PM

[inner wadi]

@sinful terrace

bucks down BAD

[sinful terrace]

they used up all the juice on the pacers

2nd night of a back-to-back

[glass trail]

Always calves bro

I aint skipping anything I just have focused leg days

[ashen ravine]

... thick juicy

mmm

[glass trail]

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2023/03/30/c1b9247f8872f780.jpg

[surreal dagger]

@clever sleet now ready to rat/wreck shit

[ashen ravine]

quick mizi, delete tiktok or they find you

• they were mining bitcoins with your phone

[surreal dagger]

maybe rizzi mizi wants to be found

[hasty nova]

Huh?

[ashen ravine]

he be like, be gentle

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2023/03/30/4d5f3f7fe1d8b84f.jpg

[inner wadi]

nauuurrr

[hasty nova]

Imagine thinking I've downloaded any social media application

Other than this

Look at this boring phone,

[median gale]

Verizion is mining btc on ur phone /s

[hasty nova]

Lol

Shiiit

[inner wadi]

https://twitter.com/motelsiren/status/1641565799902220288?s=46&t=_4k2GHKZY0V840Jgt0Qg0g

lauren badillo milici (@motelsiren)

ok

Likes

3953

Retweets

272

Twitter · Mar 30, 2023, 10:19 PM

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

lauren i miss you so much

[soft pendant]

Who’s gonna tag lauren

[hasty nova]

[burnt dock]

@hasty nova https://twitter.com/brenonade/status/1641596015940718593

Brennan Murphy (@brenonade)

when you're definitely mad

Likes

244

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 31, 2023, 12:19 AM

[hasty nova]

I enjoy that all of us were thinking the exact same thing at the exact same time

That that woman, in fact, is petrified in fear.

[burnt dock]

so scared for the country

definitely

[hasty nova]

The horror.

Own no.

[soft pendant]

@pulsar trail dennys

[hasty nova]

Yes

I'm driving over now

https://tenor.com/view/dennys-dennys-diner-dino-t-rex-restaurant-gif-18080953

[edgy lion]

Ban news my bodys... Jake died and had to be turned into a robot to benefit the Colony... also Decaf is now the colony god king

[hasty nova]

[edgy lion]

ow and stealthi got hit by lighting

Miz careful. your already working in the mines

rimworld fun game

[hasty nova]

Please don't collapse the ceiling on me on purpose

[edgy lion]

nah

pawns are expensive

and slavers are rare

Plus your a Mole person so

even harder to get

[hasty nova]

[edgy lion]

also we found skip....

[hasty nova]

@ashen ravine u see this shit?
https://youtu.be/VlRlzM0CVS0

[ashen ravine]

Is it constantly eating gayeon

😂

[hasty nova]

Ofc

[hasty nova]

[swift imp]

https://youtu.be/T5ljF6XgTww

[clever sleet]

@ruby wagon

[crude cave]

https://i.imgur.com/p21SPeY.jpeg t-thanks for the free kit

[hasty nova]

[ruby wagon]

u'd catch me dead being with a jason

[hasty nova]

[scenic blaze]

what kinda phone can fit this many icons on it's screen

[clever sleet]

Sorry homie

[wheat onyx]

Alright I'm ramped

[flat scaffold]

joined the crusade

[wheat onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/asmongold-alliance-horde-wow-shadowlands-gif-21556188

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/classic-tbc-tbc-classic-wow-wow-warcraft-tbc-gif-22224596

[surreal dagger]

💯

[hasty nova]

The Android screenshot service has a capture more button, and that's just the system application screen.

So I could just yoink a bunch of discord,

[serene crescent]

average iphone user when they see something that makes sense

[hasty nova]

[pulsar trail]

shoulda named it Infinitedude

[surreal dagger]

foreverbrah

[unreal quiver]

thank u

[clever sleet]

Longtimefriend

[unreal quiver]

no way this character lasts longer than 2 weeks

[burnt dock]

eternalman

[pulsar trail]

Foreseeablepal

[clever sleet]

Constantlad

[pulsar trail]

eh

kind of a stretch on mine

unlucky

[burnt dock]

perpetualdude

[clever sleet]

Guy actually never has to think of a name in his life

Good shit OT

🤝

[pulsar trail]

Continousfellow

[clever sleet]

Consistentdawg

[pulsar trail]

Continualgeezer

[hasty nova]

perpetualbro

[pulsar trail]

or Continualgent

[clever sleet]

EndlessBoy

[dusty scarab]

Persistentlad

[pulsar trail]

Endlesschap

Consistantchap

[dusty scarab]

LongMate

[clever sleet]

PermanentHimbo

[wheat onyx]

?

[clever sleet]

I’m running out of guy synonyms

[wheat onyx]

My dh is like as close to bis as it can get

It's 420

[pulsar trail]

don't listen to him

[wheat onyx]

Need a new character to clear raid on

[clever sleet]

His dh outgeared my rogue man

[wheat onyx]

And prove that im the alpha threat

[clever sleet]

Guy trying to be the problem next sale

Instead of dealing with it

[unreal quiver]

having that next to ur anime pfp is top content

[humble rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-opinion-opinion-gif-22134945

[dusty scarab]

EternalSigma

[clever sleet]

Fuck that’s good

[hot crystal]

Continuousfella

[wheat onyx]

I am the problem

[flat scaffold]

washi no nawa power

[clever sleet]

What stealthi said (I ain’t ever seen chainsaw man)

[mortal pendant]

[flat scaffold]

neither have i

[unreal quiver]

(why do chainsaws have men)

[flat scaffold]

just seen the power clip

[clever sleet]

Iykyk

[mortal pendant]

Gm ot

[clever sleet]

Idk what that is

[mortal pendant]

[dusty scarab]

Who is Chainsaw and why’s he a Man?

[clever sleet]

GM alim

Not gn quite yet

[mortal pendant]

[unreal quiver]

if you know you know

you know?

[scenic blaze]

oh wow, that's nifty

[clever sleet]

No

[flat scaffold]

apparently some fiend that yells "for i am power" when she introduces herself

[dusty scarab]

Power stinky

[clever sleet]

I see

I just know the protag has a cute dog that has a chainsaw nose

And somehow that goes to him

That’s all I got

[dusty scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/pochita-dancing-pochita-chainsawman-pochita-breaking-it-down-pochita-break-dance-gif-27084719

[clever sleet]

Yeah that mf

I’d die for him

New Jake pfp?

[inner wadi]

@serene crescent where the boys

i need to play smite and practice my patois

[dusty scarab]

Yooooooo

[clever sleet]

This mf playing smite

[dusty scarab]

Smite?

[inner wadi]

yes mf

[dusty scarab]

Bro I love SMITE

[clever sleet]

Login

[inner wadi]

my hou yi is dummy hard

[flat scaffold]

i wanna get smite'd

[clever sleet]

My terra huge

[dusty scarab]

Dummy thicc Hou Yi

Wait

Quake

[clever sleet]

?

[dusty scarab]

You play Smite?

[clever sleet]

Yeah I put a few thousand hours in it

S3-6

[dusty scarab]

Bro when we memeing it up

I’ll blast as Sol

[inner wadi]

i had every skin up that was available until s4

[clever sleet]

Honestly I was gonna play with the boys Friday some

[inner wadi]

and had t5 goobis skin

[clever sleet]

I did too

[dusty scarab]

I’m pretty dogshit but that goes for every game I play

[inner wadi]

but bc it was on sony i dont get it transferred over to my pc

[clever sleet]

But on PlayStation

[clever sleet]

Same

[dusty scarab]

I have the T5 Cthulhu skin

[inner wadi]

YEP QUAKE

[dusty scarab]

[inner wadi]

VERY COOL

JUST A FEW HUNDRED IF NOT THOUSAND

[dusty scarab]

Love T5 Cthulhu

[flat scaffold]

i got perma'd in smite

[inner wadi]

DOLLARS OF STUFF

obvi i didnt have the other limited items prior to me starting

like only t5 i had was goobis

but man i loved that skin

[hasty nova]

Honestly I don't know anyone that uses it.

[dusty scarab]

Mr. Deeny

Do you have T5 Cthulhu?

[inner wadi]

no

[dusty scarab]

Aka Cuphead

[inner wadi]

that skin is hard tho

[dusty scarab]

The skin

[inner wadi]

yeah

[dusty scarab]

I love it

[inner wadi]

the cuphead cthulhu

[dusty scarab]

My favorite skin I have

[inner wadi]

actually such a sick skin

[dusty scarab]

Best skin in the game

Tbh

[flat scaffold]

i played all the way back in the beta

and then first 3 seasons

[dusty scarab]

I have no idea what the meta looks like now

I just enjoy Slash cause Conquest is cringe

[inner wadi]

i ws playing conquest last night

idk whats going on

i just win my lane

and then wonder what the fuck everyone else is doing

[clever sleet]

I played a lot of support

Like

A lot

[inner wadi]

how u see dat

[clever sleet]

http://smite.guru

https://smite.guru/profile/500119626-Makeitquake

[dusty scarab]

Heimdallr, Sol, Hou Yi, Janus, Cthulhu, Morgan La Fey

Personal favorites

Oh and Baron Samedi

[inner wadi]

holy fuck

this is just my ps4 stats

[clever sleet]

Bro I apparently played Morgan la fey once?

[surreal dagger]

bro?

[clever sleet]

[inner wadi]

here is my pc

lmao

[ruby wagon]

dont wear dps stones on rasz as healer

[inner wadi]

4000 of those matches

were all in s3

[ruby wagon]

lmfao our tank wore his stormwind cloak for our rasz rekill

icant

[clever sleet]

Wonder if we ever played in s3

I played a ton then too

[inner wadi]

im sure theres a good chance we ran into eachother

i was toxic as fuck in s3

[edgy lion]

chad

gota represent

[inner wadi]

i remember when i visited my boy teelee in boston

while also visiting my gf at the time

(the one who tried to stab me)

and it was when smite worlds was happening

we were watching them at the airbnb

hyped as shit

man it was a vibe

[clever sleet]

I have always been kind of even keel as I am now

[edgy lion]

all this talk of smite making me

[clever sleet]

I was always the glhf spammer at the beginning

Y’know

[inner wadi]

im a laugh spammer

catch me on ra or rama and i am not going to stop laugh spamming

[clever sleet]

I dated Val who lived in Atlanta for years while I played smite

Never went to worlds

Legit small drive

I mean I laugh spam too, but that’s just to do something yk

[inner wadi]

i wouldve loved to go to s3 worlds

even s4

[clever sleet]

Waiting on waves? Yeah man I’ll chill

When nrg won both times?

[inner wadi]

ye

fuck it may have been the s4 worlds

i cant remember actually

i was watching some of the games on the plane on my way there

xd

i paid for the in flight wifi

[clever sleet]

Because it was nrg back to back then pbms team

[inner wadi]

yeah it was epsilon

which then became nrg

ok yeah it was s3

them vs obey in the finals

god that set was insane

[clever sleet]

Smite kinda the reason I came back to wow

[hasty nova]

[inner wadi]

im gonna need you to tell val she has to sleep on the couch tonight

meanwhile you need to open smite

LOGIN

[wheat onyx]

Smite is so dogshit

Well maybe it's good now but when I quit the game was bad

Devs are bad at balance

[inner wadi]

idk i just be playin casual conquest

or arena w the boys

[clever sleet]

Smite is a boys game for sure

You low roll top lane and you’re sprinting

If you die, flame your jungle gg go next

[sharp ferry]

mythic?

[inner wadi]

im a thanatos solo lane enjoyer

[clever sleet]

I don’t fuck w assassins except Thor and pele

[inner wadi]

serqet is my wife

[clever sleet]

I’m that chu chulann jungle mf

[inner wadi]

also awilix

[clever sleet]

Aight I can concede awilix

I’m just bad at her

I like pressing W

[inner wadi]

i fuck with ne zha as well

i hate thor

[clever sleet]

So for the sanity of my team, I play a lot of warriors and guardians in all roles, except mid/carry obviously

Thor the homie

[inner wadi]

im primarily mid/carry

can flex solo

idk how to jungle anymore so i wont touch that

but i used to back in the day

[clever sleet]

Support/solo/jungle

I play 3 damage oriented jungles unless someone is omega busted.
Pele, Thor, the Morrigan

[inner wadi]

the morrigan

[clever sleet]

Amen

[past lagoon]

i was a morrigan otp

[clever sleet]

Aight I’m downloading now

[past lagoon]

well

[clever sleet]

Based

[past lagoon]

morrigan and dusa

[serene crescent]

I'm at work

[past lagoon]

my dusa was disgusting

[serene crescent]

watching one piece film red

[clever sleet]

Also correct hunter choice

[past lagoon]

nah i played that shit mid my booy

cant lose lane cause you just kill the guy cause you have insane dmg

and you animation cancel everything ahaha

[clever sleet]

Transendence?

[past lagoon]

100-0 someone in a 3rd skill

of course bruh

ability build

[clever sleet]

God bless

The holy build

[past lagoon]

1 auto 3 auto 2 auto deadge

[clever sleet]

End on a death bringer to feel something

[inner wadi]

bro yesterday

i had a fucking neith

who rushed rage

[past lagoon]

LMAO

[inner wadi]

all neith players are dogshit

[past lagoon]

oh ye i loved playing neith mid too

but a large large majority of my games were on morrigan

[clever sleet]

She works mid

[past lagoon]

based hero

[ruby wagon]

yes

i havent kileld heroic in like idk

3 months

[inner wadi]

this fuck didnt build a starter item

and rushed RAGE

[sharp ferry]

YOU'RE HOT AND A GAMER?

[ruby wagon]

oh i just heal

[inner wadi]

i love when junglers start trying to chase me around a camp

[ruby wagon]

im just saying the tank had that equipped

[sharp ferry]

That's even hotter

[inner wadi]

just for them to get around the corner

[ruby wagon]

no it means im a cuck

[inner wadi]

straight into dusa ult

[sharp ferry]

Healers are bis

You arent a cuck

[inner wadi]

like ripbozo

[ruby wagon]

i am

[inner wadi]

hold the L

[sharp ferry]

Healers are the best players

[ruby wagon]

nope

theyre the dumbest

[sharp ferry]

Are you like

Wanting me to degrade you

[ruby wagon]

lmfao

no

[sharp ferry]

Lmao

[ruby wagon]

healers dont deserve respect

[sharp ferry]

Idk I think they do

[ruby wagon]

nope

[sharp ferry]

I find healing hard

[ruby wagon]

imagine filling health bars

[sharp ferry]

And doing damage easy

[inner wadi]

not when they bitch about explosive

[ruby wagon]

not me

[inner wadi]

frick healers!!!

[ruby wagon]

exactly

[sharp ferry]

God

[ruby wagon]

xplosives is the easiest job in the world

idk why ppl complain

im just straight vibing

[inner wadi]

that grom clip where he couldve pressed exhil

[sharp ferry]

Ok its bedge I just had to hit on lauren again

[inner wadi]

but doesn’t

is based

[ruby wagon]

gn

[sharp ferry]

Night night gamers

[inner wadi]

ahri used to hit on me

[sharp ferry]

I thought you wanted me to stop

You were on about a girl

I'll gladly flirt with you again

[inner wadi]

hot

[sharp ferry]

But not tn

I'm sleppy

[inner wadi]

thats ok

its smite time anyways

[sharp ferry]

Have fun!

[inner wadi]

have good sleep

[sharp ferry]

I will. Talk to you guys tomorrow

[mortal pendant]

I guess E3 era is over

now companies will do their own stuff

[inner wadi]

summer game fest better anyways

[clever sleet]

anyway, downloading smite now

gonna be ready for the side hustle during wow downtime

[inner wadi]

fr fr

[unreal quiver]

We gonna finally get some content out of you?

[inner wadi]

you get the true experience of the OG me

my name is still

Bodeine

on smite

[edgy lion]

holy shit they added the manticore?

not even a meme this time>

[mortal pendant]

never played Smite, its the 3rd person moba one

right

with gods

[edgy lion]

yes

[clever sleet]

yeah

also

wdym content

nah

[burnt dock]

And slipknot

[clever sleet]

I ain't streaming shit

[mortal pendant]

does it have Jesus

[clever sleet]

no

no christian pantheon

[inner wadi]

they have jesus

[clever sleet]

fuck maybe now

idk

[inner wadi]

his name is poseidon

[mortal pendant]

[inner wadi]

jk thats just what they call me

but no jesus is not in the game

[mortal pendant]

I remember I read some post discussing like it would get christians triggered

[burnt dock]

Is thrall in it

[mortal pendant]

but the do have Indian gods right

Vampire Survivors won Bafta goty

[unreal quiver]

Wtf

@serene crescent bruh I think ret is gonna get hard nerfed btw

You checked 95 percentile rankings?

I don't think this spec makes it into the next tier

[sonic solstice]

s3 destro made it

surely

ret makes it aswell

[unreal quiver]

The main problem is that it's not that hard to play

There are minmaxes you can make for sure

But not enough to justify its output

They're also a victim of just good design

They're extremely flexible because their tree is very well made

[mortal pendant]

bliz cant allow it true

god forbid other classes will ask to get a well made tree too

[surreal dagger]

already did. they reverted most of the nerfs.

[clever sleet]

no one wants to see my dog ass play

[lofty briar]

i wanna see ur dog play

[mortal pendant]

Hi Ram

miss ur streams

[clever sleet]

greetings mister ramfam

[lofty briar]

hey

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-lbow-hi-hello-hi-there-gif-25347432

[lavish bloom]

[median gale]

@swift imp u ever got slippers?

[swift imp]

not yet

[median gale]

unluggi

[tame swan]

!mr hi

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! mayaaaaa was lucky 11 times.

[surreal dagger]

@unreal quiver what am I missing? 95th percentile

[mortal pendant]

!mr work work

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Alim was lucky 5 times.

[lofty briar]

[tame swan]

[sonic solstice]

over a range of 1 week

and ret is absolutely bonkers on raz

lmao

[ripe wasp]

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Birb was lucky 24 times.

[inner wadi]

@clever sleet

gee

i wonder why we lost this game

i was beating the other poseidon the entire game

he didnt start getting kills until late game

mf got a quadra kraken

and then a triple kraken later on

[unreal quiver]

people watch my dog ass play

[mortal pendant]

[unreal quiver]

this is kinda high for it being the 2nd week of the rework

not saying its supposed to be a super hard spec but still

[inner wadi]

“my dog ass”

is known for r1 parse

yeah ok buddy

[mortal pendant]

[unreal quiver]

im a pi abuser

[surreal dagger]

idk hard is debatable of course. it’s got a nice flow to it. sub isn’t hard. bm isn’t hard. what specs are hard these days?

it also stacks vers so new ring is very good

[unreal quiver]

i mean there is a lot to minmax on sub

honestly not super easy to play at the top end

[surreal dagger]

not really. it’s full send and the min maxing is very minimal gains.

[inner wadi]

its this funny weird thing

[unreal quiver]

idk im not qualified to talk extensively on it

[inner wadi]

if a dog player says sub is alot to minmax

im less inclined to believe them

not saying thats u scath

[mystic crown]

[surreal dagger]

it’s not? all percentiles.

[unreal quiver]

in aoe there isnt a lot to minmax to be sure

also this is all percentiles

not exactly an accurate representative of "the top end"

[hasty nova]

@ashen ravine a million people watching a skinny girl be mid.

[surreal dagger]

so that means even the bad players are performing

[unreal quiver]

idk all ill say is ive watched some very bad sub rogues

and sure they can pull what looks like good numbers

[inner wadi]

its me isnt it

(it is)

[unreal quiver]

but you know theyre missing out on a lot of damage

and i guess thats the difference

its still "fine"

[surreal dagger]

you can watch very bad SV hunters who really need to spam bite and that’s about it

[unreal quiver]

but you could do so much more

[inner wadi]

guy is in my game

hes inting me

[unreal quiver]

its not you

[surreal dagger]

most of the high end stuff is did i get procs. look at stealhi and push’s logs and see which proc’d and which didn’t

[unreal quiver]

you mean sophic?

[surreal dagger]

vanish after sectech is like a .2 gain.

sophic and ring

there’s nothing crazy to min max. it’s long gone

ret is literally what sub should have been. it plays like old sub. all the cdr shit gone

[unreal quiver]

@flat scaffold thoughts?

is there a lot thats worth minmaxing on sub

worth being the operative word

[serene crescent]

Min maxes work out to multiple percent gains

Playing badly will lose 10k+ dps easily

[surreal dagger]

playing badly isn’t min maxing.

min maxing assumes you understand the spec

[clever sleet]

I just played my first ever keyboard game in a chill arena

[serene crescent]

It's in regards to this

[clever sleet]

went like 1/1/ and some amount of assists

[serene crescent]

Rank 1 raz sub rogue

[clever sleet]

had some dog water presets

[serene crescent]

Is dog shit in ST at the spec

[unreal quiver]

ok i need this content

[serene crescent]

But does all the aoe

[clever sleet]

nah daps

you can get this content instead

but fr

bedge

[unreal quiver]

gn

[clever sleet]

gn friends

[elder patrol]

Cya in 2h

Hopefully 8

[surreal dagger]

i mean haven’t we figured out ranked parses are cheese, speed and luck?

now i’m hungry

[serene crescent]

You can get away with being bad in one aspect by makin it up in others in this raid

[elder patrol]

Cheese with some salami?

[unreal quiver]

📠

next raid will be much harder

much more ST

less adds to pad on

[soft pendant]

Bodyn

Boedynne

[inner wadi]

the og

[surreal dagger]

watching people get confused by why they parse a 34 on terros when their kill time is 3 minutes longer than top parse

[mortal pendant]

@clever sleet gn

[hasty nova]

[elder patrol]

[inner wadi]

watched stealthi kill eranog

with flag

do 120k dps

[clever sleet]

Wait I forgot

[inner wadi]

mfw under a min kill

[surreal dagger]

laundry finally done. gn folks

[clever sleet]

@unreal quiver content for you this weekend

[surreal dagger]

[inner wadi]

what ur smite name so i can add

[clever sleet]

Gonna try to stream my guild playing magic the virgining so unlucky

[unreal quiver]

no shot

[clever sleet]

Give you three guesses

[inner wadi]

ok

[unreal quiver]

OT tyrant

[inner wadi]

i will send

[grand ginkgo]

what is a good addon to track my own abilities

[unreal quiver]

a weakaura package

[clever sleet]

What do you mean friend?

[inner wadi]

wait

quake

what is ur pfp

[clever sleet]

Like the abilities you’ve cast?

[grand ginkgo]

like, show me what button i used

[inner wadi]

there are two

[grand ginkgo]

step by step

[grand ginkgo]

yeh

[unreal quiver]

details has it built in

[clever sleet]

Details or trufigcd

[clever sleet]

Show because idr

[unreal quiver]

details is better cause trufi has a whole bunch of junk gcds in there

[clever sleet]

It’s the top one

[elder patrol]

2 quakes?

[inner wadi]

bottom might be his psn

[clever sleet]

Bottom is my ps account

It is

[inner wadi]

ye

[clever sleet]

But PlayStation bricked

[inner wadi]

ye

[clever sleet]

I forgor

[inner wadi]

so cringe

i want my fuckin skins bro

[clever sleet]

Same

I have a terra skin only

[inner wadi]

when i hit vvgh for hi

[clever sleet]

[inner wadi]

and i hear the default voice pack

i wanna commit lego step

thankfully on this account i did manage to snag the sol announcer pack

[clever sleet]

I miss splyce jormungandr

[inner wadi]

and that is my favorite thing

i wish i could have perma sol voice pack

[flat scaffold]

bunch of small things that adds up to like maybe 3% dps if we are talking just single target rotation stuff

[inner wadi]

also jing wei hi

OH HEY FAM

or i think that might just be for the summer skin she had

cant remember since i dont have that skin or voice pack on pc

[unreal quiver]

is there a lot of minmaxing in aoe?

[clever sleet]

Summer skin

[inner wadi]

that skin was so good

[flat scaffold]

there is more skill expression in sub when you add 1 or 2 targets

knowing the different rules and how to apply them at different target counts

pressing rupture and bp on 6 targets is very easy for most people

id say where you see the most people that do good on AoE fights

are terrible at 1-3 targets

[inner wadi]

smart rupture when btw

[flat scaffold]

all they know is multi dot an bp spam

[past lagoon]

i forgot about that lol

[flat scaffold]

this tier has just been terrible in terms of skill expression

[inner wadi]

if i wanted to meme into flag on brood

for adds

[flat scaffold]

dont

[inner wadi]

sadge

[flat scaffold]

flag is good at 2 things

mass AoE and short st burst

[unreal quiver]

shame its 1:30 cd

[flat scaffold]

i played it on eranog today

[inner wadi]

i was there!!!!

[unreal quiver]

ye someone mentioned

[flat scaffold]

120k single target talents

[inner wadi]

it was prob me daps lmao

[past lagoon]

nothing really wrong wtih 1.5 min cd

1 min is obviously better but

[unreal quiver]

ofc

but coming off SL flag

[flat scaffold]

flag would be very strong

if 2x dance was played

[soft pendant]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqU3U69oLue/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[serene crescent]

Would also be good if it had cdr still

[past lagoon]

cdr is shit

remove cdr

[flat scaffold]

this is just from finisher in 1 dance btw

[serene crescent]

I really don't know why our capstone isn't dance 😂

Instead of step

[past lagoon]

imagine the eviscerates with a 50% crit mod 4pc

[inner wadi]

do u think the new tier

[flat scaffold]

[inner wadi]

opens up more possibilities of flag

or nah

[flat scaffold]

no

[inner wadi]

f

[flat scaffold]

you get to play sod talents

hf

[inner wadi]

[past lagoon]

6 sec dance

gl

next tiers sub iteration might be unironically less fun than sepulcher

[inner wadi]

tier couldve been so simple as to just add another clone for sec tech xd

on our sv hunter shit

[flat scaffold]

but they could also just save it by buffing the 4p through the roof

[inner wadi]

i think its dumb as hell that the tier doesnt involve sec tech

but maybe thats just me

im also dumb in general when it comes to this stuff

am not good tc

or feely craft

[flat scaffold]

current tier set doesent either

and sectech is still stupidly good

[inner wadi]

fair

[past lagoon]

does that save us from playing 6 sec dance tho

[inner wadi]

its just one of my fav buttons to press now

[flat scaffold]

idm 6 sec dancec

[past lagoon]

nah its mega yucky

[flat scaffold]

if it makes dance more bursty

[past lagoon]

eh

you have 100% symbols uptime

the 4p is just sustained dmg at that point

kek

[inner wadi]

our tier just sounds boring

and lame

[serene crescent]

It is

[flat scaffold]

if they would just crank up the 4p

your evis in dance

is gonna hit like a tank

[inner wadi]

yeah im fine w that too

[past lagoon]

ye your 1 evis in dance

[flat scaffold]

thats the thing tho

6 vs 8 sec dance is both 3 finishers

[inner wadi]

tbh i dont know how long dance actually lasts

i have a wa that shows me a bar

and not a timer

cuase my brain cant register the timer

xd

[past lagoon]

it isn't both 3 tho

[flat scaffold]

if you play right it is

[past lagoon]

you mean if you get lucky

[flat scaffold]

no

[past lagoon]

how do you "play right" to get 3 finishers in 6 seconds in dance lmao

dance on full cp and evis as first finisher or what lmao

[flat scaffold]

dance on high cp or do mid cp with dance + gloom

[past lagoon]

ye ig

[flat scaffold]

but i do agree

with 8 sec feels alot more natural to play

id prefer that too

[past lagoon]

its just the shadow dance spec and you're cutting your shadow dance duration

and its all cause shadowstrike is a piss ass ability

zdps spell

[flat scaffold]

im just at a point of delusion where, il take whatever makes my dance do more burst tbh

[past lagoon]

until gloomblade is nerfed, lingering shadows removed

you wont be a real burst guy

[flat scaffold]

ill have you know, that on Eranog i was top for 16 sec

ill take that w

[tame swan]

better than i do as outlaw

[flat scaffold]

@unreal quiver but the whole minmax thing also depends on what you regard as terms of minmaxes, is correct Tea usage on single target one? if so then we could probably go up to alot higher %s for dmg loss from paying poorly

or not minmaxing

[past lagoon]

^

[raw python]

!pf why cant i just stay asleep

[hollow raven]

Kabutini - PokéFusion:

#141 - Kabutops

#147 - Dratini

[flat scaffold]

if i were to talk about it, it wouldnt really have anything to do with the rotation itself more how to use it the best on each encounter

since all the small things of the rotation is common knowledge to me and not really something i pay to much attention to

[serene crescent]

[flat scaffold]

but more as a "hey if i delay stuff slightly here i get more value of it"

to me. correct yea usage of tea or making sure you have FW for dances or the different ways you can enter dance without tfd is not really something i would consider minmaxing but for some people it might

[mortal pendant]

!iq

[serene crescent]

!iq

moroes

!tox

[mortal pendant]

non existing

i guess

[serene crescent]

!mr

[mortal pendant]

!newmain

[flat scaffold]

but if then were to ask Kieron what do you consider minmaxes for sub?

[mortal pendant]

praying for the sophic procs

[serene crescent]

main ones for me recently are using tea at the right time

and not just when low energy

[past lagoon]

honestly imo most min maxable iteration of sub i've played so far was sanctum lol

[serene crescent]

2t rotation is also a "big" one

[past lagoon]

if you played kyrian with chaos bane you could skill diff ppl pretty hard

[flat scaffold]

cuz like to me 2t rotation is just a rotation you do on 2 targets not a minmax

if you go in depth with Tea i can agree there

[serene crescent]

99% of people

would do ST rotation in 2t

[flat scaffold]

cuz with tea there is alot of flavour (pun intended), with low energy at important dmg times

such as high lingering stacks and w/e

[serene crescent]

not using tea before a finisher

and before you sod

[modest lion]

https://tenor.com/view/archer_fish-gif-20150220

[serene crescent]

may also be a lingering duration where holding tea is a gain too

idk if that's tested

[flat scaffold]

educated guess says

no its not

[serene crescent]

I love buiilder damage

[flat scaffold]

but id say that the low energy talent builds has more skill expression to it than the full single target build

[serene crescent]

Yeah it does

[flat scaffold]

i think thats why i like fights more where i dont play TFD

[modest lion]

@spare drift @orchid kiln @nova obsidian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApWjy0HEYLE

i want to play this fight

[serene crescent]

no SF tornado in ST is pretty tough tbh

[unreal quiver]

scath said "assuming they know the spec"

not sure to what extent that means but

[serene crescent]

but you make up for it by just doing overwhelming aoe before

if ur a bad player

if next tier is entirely ST

[unreal quiver]

[serene crescent]

and we go left side to inev

then sub skill expression entirely becomes holding sod correctly

for after dance sod

[flat scaffold]

yea i dunno "knowing" the spec is quite broad

[median gale]

https://tenor.com/view/pepsi-man-dance-gif-8744210

[flat scaffold]

cuz knowing what? the basics? the optimizations? how to play it in dungeons only?

[unreal quiver]

he wont stop calling me dogadin

HAHAHHA

[median gale]

Tell him that he is budget cokeman

It seems to be a race between the healer and pepsiman in dps @unreal quiver

[spare drift]

2 slayers

sheesh

[modest lion]

[raw python]

!moroes gear dk or lose lp for fun

[hollow raven]

Muttnuffins: gear dk

[modest lion]

first memory game on g6