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It's what people call themselves to pretend like they're not incapable of getting fucked.
I hate real rifles I'm only here for the meat rifles

Gotchu dog
Its only for hitting steel targets
I posted dick in ot last night
But I respect that
Anyone wanna come over, hold hands and watch Freeman's Mind together :3c
starts searching through bot log
Gotchu
Let down
:/
That's what that one felt like
No lol

Wth
Someone made that joke at me yesterday, I'm still sensitive
Ngl after seeing Monday up close and personal idk if I can handle killing jokes this week 
Yikes
Ye no buddy
That includes the Batman story
I’m srry
wtf
HAHAHA YEAH
I mean, judging someone’s emotional status on current events is hard. Idk if I’d apologize, how is one to know
I had to mute like half the channels in my gay little discord cause it was all people were talking about
suddenly every random lurker had a 10 paragraph essay to write
Nah it's gonna be a change the subject for me
I can't believe bayern Munich sacked nagelsmann right before the biggest game of the Bundesliga
i think im gonna go the whole tier with no eggnog
cba with ur shit doz
I’m gonna go back to lore posting

You love me tho lmao

sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. couldnt be me. i only betray my friends when it gives me an Advantage
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Champions league final stream again
ive killed heroic & mythic almost every week and ive not won a single roll on the ring

God damn right
the real lore is me stopping procrastinating and actually helped out oxi with sub rogue
ah shir
wrong tag
mb
Lmao you're good bro
Implying the ring even drops 
i dont follow bundesliga. hows their season going? not good i assume
ngl
since liv out
The real lore is that I’m the most vanilla mf known to man, but somehow have the goofiest bedroom stories ever told
ive seen it drop like 10 times
We stay silent on this topic
Stealthi, can I bug you for a log review sometime
I like you sharing
I was thinking if canceling my streaming service for champions league cuz of that 
Bro u are the most vanilla straight man I have ever known
sure
Got it pineapple boy 
That voice tells me it's that fancy vanilla tho
it however will take 3-5 business days to arrive 
Bayern lost right before break and dortmund is in 1st place, they play each other Saturday
You're the pinapple boy here bud
I’m if milquetoast were personified
??????? Brother I shared strats
Just get it in your vault 4head
You shared TRIED AND TESTED strats
My man had water with ice today and thought damn I’m spicy
I was just inquiring
might have to watch that match. hopefully its not at a turbo cooked hour for me
Thats okay darling, I just wanna learn to beat Whispyr once I get my 424 torch
It's glorious
Show me your Amazon orders rn
Liverpool v man city this Saturday too
Fuck man city
I have never ordered anything from amazon so sure
I have tried but unfortunately im dog at opening ze vault
Bruh just go to a store and buy some why the fuck would I order it online
ever had a girl think it was a good idea to wake you up in the middle of night for some fun, by breaking an ice cold egg on your chest?

im a man city hater but a Erling Haaland enjoyer
Yuh.
Don't ask quake what I got out of mine last night 💀
A stealthi omelette
cant its not sfw
Actually strong
that shit was ICE COLD
Appreciate what she's doing for you
Some seggxy time
Jesus christ
I'd eat that

its to early in the morning for this. Im in a work meeting
HAHAHAHAHHA
Ahri wtf
Tucked up not tryna get fucked up
yep
he just like me fr
Like, I get the entire ice play thing
Can’t say I have
i dont know what she expected tbh
ahri...
@sinful terrace how to watch bundis?
I’ve had the cold water treatment before
if i was gonna wake up like "damn thats a sexy egg there"
ESPN+ if you're US
I'm also imagining this to be like
:(
it was a thursday
Auto include in Maelstrom Wanderer edh

That's what we call waterboarding
during my UNI hell week with finals
Not on a school night 
The Bron James

i think she expected something, but not me going "WTF are you doing you lunatic"
Germans hate LeBron
Give me some context here
Ooo...
I'd have been mildly turned on if she like...put a nice omelet on my chest or something. But not ice cold raw egg
Or was it some random ons that just felt like being freaky
Ice cold raw egg. Name of my new band
yeah we are still together, been so for like 6 years

Biran
Man that makes it so much better
its not like you can dump a fried egg on your chest right from the pan
Has she tried to egg you again?
Bro you post the wildest shit
Hornybrain isnt the best
I would've kicked said person outta my bed if that happened to me
Well yeah I don't mean fresh out of the fuckin skillet. Least let it cool and then serve it to me on my chest. Or better yet her chest
Not anymore
🥚
Bro

yeah
Yoinked

Fuck I missed what was deleted again
I forgor about that connotation

I like one glissa
LMAO
Glizzuh
Bro?
i did push her out the bed, and went to living room to sleep afterwards
i did not talk to her for the rest of that day
EXCUSE ME
Cap that you went to the livingroom
!pf egg drip
instead of her going there
Peptoglizza.jpg
nah, i want dinner in the evening so we played it smart
Huh
me rn
Autism isn't a fuel silly egg
I’m sorry. The truth is I’m a wild guy. I live with my grandparents and we’re always doing wild stuff idk
Brother this is like boundries
LMAO
That's some based pasta
capybara power
Capybara?
Yeah I was getting to that 
Capybarasexual

THATS INSANE
Fetty wap goated
Nice
Idk if glaucoma is deadly but help my homie out 
!pf mum
!pf
!pf
!pf

Sheeeeeesh
!vibecheck
210: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!iq
162: Doztson IQ Classification: Very superior
!tox
Thinking about rewatching some old Tourette’s Guy clips today
Lmao
SHEEEEEEEEEEESH
100: Messvile IQ Classification: Dull
!pf 100
What is hasbulla exactly
Yuh
Cool
FUNNY CUZ SHORT
So Elesh dead?
A lot of people are funny bec they're short
Rip elesh mommy :(
If she isn't dead she's in karns hands, which could mean anything cuz that Golem is an idiot sometimes.
I'm 6'1, want a few inches from me?
!mr
lucky this time! fuu was lucky 10 times.
6'1 buddies 🤝
Gotcha
I’m 4’11
Nah like I wanna be 5'3
How old are you
Just wasn't sure I was missing something
Wouldn't mind grabbing your 8 inches in that case
Hey guy?
Hi
Have a wonderful day.
U 2 bud
im 6'4 with back problems
53
very fun

I'm 6'1 with back problems 
I LivE wItH mY GrAnDpArEnTs
Didn’t say they were alive
I am sick
I saw some post about him apparently he’s a very devout Muslim
Takes it very seriously

I've been blowing my nose all day
And my dad moved my Vick's so I have to go buy more
She’s dead af man
Not pleased
I'm wishing you a fast recovery back to tip top shape
Can spoil if wanted
Yes small man boy = funny = millions of dollars in ad revenue
He hangs out with khamzat doesn't he?
feel better guy
You were 38 like 40 minutes ago 
Inverse benjamin button type beat
Yeah, that was before
Troll account created last week more like

Cool
I give archflux like, 4 days before they drop a hard N or something
Not a troll just shy
uwu
uwu
///<
Ronkles hard r moment
I need headpats and my bewwy wubbed uwu
ronkles?
*onkles
Yah Ronkles doesn't understand hard R
🅱️onkles
I forgot hard r referred to the n word
Ye
and thought it was the other banned r word
im 5’3
lmao
who want me
Religion?
Ayo trades?
BRO NO
Are you Linus Tech Tips?
I did it before him
That wan show clip is goated
I think
Dh discord slurred me out of there
Idk
Since we started paying attention, outlaw is overwhelmingly favored
wait please don't replace the R word with my name
Idk when ur slip up was but probably over a year ago at this point
that's not the legacy I want
@scenic blaze actual pvp tyrant 
hi


I don't think so
what is DOMS
Nokstella and Radahn
which channel has the most uses of the word “love”
My guild
<3
I raid with Whispyr
Dead On My Screen
yea he's a dom
No he fucking isn't
Ronkles is a giga dom
You play with a guild named doms yet you play sub
he played sub on rasz
Curious
that's what he wants you to think
@lilac heath oi subby cat boy go meow for Gabby
Mam I was watching family guy the other day and they were just dropping hard Rs!
lol
Is he a dom?
yes
Absolutely tf not buddy
Yeah he’s not a top either yet there he is
Always show me type beat tho
He's the fundamental definition of fluid
0 shot
I could see it
I'll work my magic
If he’s not a cat girl I’m disappointed 
me asf
That show is one of the smartest shows ever made I’m pretty sure
Not always easy to really ‘get it’
Is your ideal world one wrapped in pink white and blue
Finished Sopranos,ending was meh imo
My ideal world is people being their most authentic selves.

That's nice
we approve this message

Amen
I horny post on main
Ok like. I dont like throwing people under the bus
And affirm peoples identity
my ideal world is i dont have to work to survive
But what to do you do when someone is so incompetent you're forced to because it makes you look bad
Nah
You explain it as is
Have evidence they caused it
Fuck em, they deserve it
I have a folder of screenshots of this person telling me what to do
Just in case
Go apply for social security fucking 67 y/o boomer
Also saved emails from them

I wont use it unless I have to
Nah cuz then I gotta help them 
Yeah there's a funny lil command for that
?
im gonna get em with this one
Ye that's the way imo
Gonna report ur twitch account
For false info

I need to go make food before raid
If it were anyone watching yes
but I'm not hungry
wdym false info
I wish it was my manager so I could leverage it against them to be promoted
ill do it to myself dw
and in the ever green words of Dave

God sends his strongest kittens his sleepiest battles

Well fed buff going hard tn
Gl bonk
Have a great dinner
When I purposefully spread misinformation on the internet
I never lie here
I might just heat up some food
and then have it next to me
to pick at
is only rasz prog atm
so
Ye that's also good
we're not killing
How far are you
Gl!!

took us less than 2 full days
hope you won't be miserable for too long
Once I realized who the second kid was I literally gasped
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bro aint no fucking way
LMFAO


name 10 books
Dune
Harry potter+lotr books and some GoT
rokujouma has 41 volumes rn
Does the wow game manual count as a book?
and index has like 120 or so i think rn?
Berserk
Wanna see my cat
Wanna see my pussy?


@wheat onyx rolled choccie again?
Sure
Donowalled the choccie milk huh
Fine I’ll photoshop this and put Guy on there
!pf
but I didn't get to sleep cuz I said I'd grab coffee with a friend
I SWEAR I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO
stop dling pron while gaming
@sharp ferry i basically just turned bolognase into soup
meatball soup!?
My internet has been garbanzo lately too
Me
Like real bad
Ye except it's mince instead of meatballs
its been like this for months, i dont know what else to do
Choccie milk
Its strawberry
It's already an L
i've made some mad juicy minced meat+rice and soup mixes
boysenberry is my favorite
Move house, find fiber 
I ought to ban u Hataro
hehe
boysenberry better
Lingenberry goated
Thag didnt fix my problem in quebec 
i need to try raspberry jam
II want to move but I’m not doing so until I find a decent place with fiber ngl
Jam or jelly
thats the only thing thats left to do tbh
Or the other one
I'll jam my meat in your jelly


My ping has been fine tbh, but I keep getting random dc’s especially when watching any sort of streaming content
Twitch, Netflix, etc
Happens when gaming too but not as bad
jam is better than jelly
well yea fruit with sugar is better than glutified bones
Huh
supah baby
Ohhhhhh
so like eugenics?
well it works in a way but also seems quite morally wrong somehow in my head when i think about it
like imagine my family is fucked with cancer/blood issues that might be hereditary
so they had like 1x children and maybe 6 got to 40+
but most of those still had kids
so they are basically printing people that die at like 0-30 way more often than usual
hmm
same
@torn mural okay, being living rocket is fun
its actually annoying as fuck
How was movie deeny?

i ended up doing what i always do
felt that i wasnt gonna be able to finish it so just watched some calm winter camping videos n shit

Cozy
This feels Eugenics
I love when I ask for a spicy biryani and get white people spicy
that's cause youre white
They have no way of knowing that
When your order is under Joe Smith they do
This is made by white women I’ll be fine
It’s not under joe smith 
what kind of spicy we talking about?

People have diff tolerance, no way
I have a question to @pulsar trail but he might just block me if I ask it
all I know is when I make salsa I've gotten to the point of just making it for what I enjoy. everyone's level of heat rating is about as bad as thier understanding of the pain scale
shoot from the hip @shell sparrow you got this
better ask in DMs
otherwise RIP like Flowi
man Flowi is cutie
cutie did nothing wrong
we always chat quite a lot during poe leagues
Does this cat have a name
Maxwell or big boobs
would burn my mouth in the most brutal way possible
I miss Thurston

!newmain non-tank, non-healer new main for 10.1
New main: Blood Death Knight.
Get sucked
@clever sleet come get your spec
Into the rabbit hole
you offerin

I mean
lil late, Im old man but sure

I Googled it
People too used to seeing uncircumcised penises
ive never seen one irl
where we meetin 👀
On it king
oh I haven't had water...unless coffee counts
!newmain blood death knight
New main: Protection Warrior.
close enough
!newmain not a tank not a healer
New main: Discipline Priest.
...MOROES
lucky this time! mayaaaaa was lucky 9 times.
!newmain
New main: Elemental Shaman.
!newmain for bruen
New main: Demonology Warlock.
bwhaha true. I don't hate demo so much
!newmain
New main: Balance Druid.
I normally get mild from indian places cause their mild is usually enough heat
but the last place I tried I got mild
and it wasn't even spicy
then I got the spicy
and it wasn't even spicy

@wheat onyx
LOL
!newmain ok this is it! the new main that's not a tank or healer
New main: Protection Paladin.

Moroes is a prankster
!newmain im playing survival no matter what you say moroes
New main: Survival Hunter.
WTF
lol

!newmain I would like outlaw rogue please
New main: Assassination Rogue.
…
!newmain
New main: Holy Paladin.
!newmain you're just going to give me a tank or healer anyway
New main: Discipline Priest.
see
!newmain no tank or healer please kind sir
New main: Brewmaster Monk.
!newmain
New main: Unholy Death Knight.
kek
Oxi in the back tinkering with Moroes
!newmain fr
New main: Devastation Evoker.
Aight moroes u an opp
!newmain
New main: Assassination Rogue.

I'll tinker in your back buddy
This shoulda been me

promise?
!newmain
New main: Havoc Demon Hunter.
unfortunate, truly
!newmain
New main: Subtlety Rogue.
you name says otherwise
!newmain
New main: Arcane Mage.
well...not a tank or healer -.-

i believe it, your name does say it afterall

!newmain
New main: Brewmaster Monk.
!newmain
New main: Shadow Priest.
Me
We’re gonna get more people in ot if your name is that
Wdym
was always my fav tank to play tbh
Give me a valid fucking rea- don’t hold me back, get your hands off me- reason to post that
ive always loved brew but im too small brain to play it
It’s not hard now just press every button off cd
I thought you wanted to play dk
Idm not being fotm
Alting warrior for my guild, maaaaybe
I’m the dk s*mp now :/
I mean every tank is so easy to play in +20
Aside from bear
Can’t go wrong with anything
So true
he likes kpop girl
I kind of agree.
I am a dog water tank that’s undergeared as fuck, and everything seems pretty simple so far
I’m still not 410 somehow 
I was doing 110k hps at 360 ilvl in a 12
Man actually name dropped
Fucking hate that guy
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Got a guy and girl hater now?
Idk, hot take
I hate it when I can’t sim my best gear set for terros and the discord tells me to “sim it”
I genuinely think intentionally antagonize guy
It’s actually me complaining about guy on Reddit 
:3
Just sim it bro
Shut up before I steal your breast milk ethot
It's yours if you want it
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Don't start a fight you aren't prepared to finish
No, don't talk her out of it
blizzard employee spotted

We like this plot development
BRUH


That was an unfair joke I’m ngl.
lmfao wtf is this emote
Yeah, that topic aged like milk ngl

Tf quake
Blame Lauren
the horny ends you
Idk
Christ Ian server
lan?
some mfer r feral here
i got mountain dew
Suit up, we're going in
Ooooooo
My actual hell
Don’t get baited by this shit lol
It’s just a person pretending to be dumb
big release
its funny
No u
Have fun retiring at 67 u bitch
Jesus
Have fun never retiring
Lmao
Lauren's too gay for cock
That’s Americans buckaroo
67 is new 30
lauren is canadian rite?
Bruh 30 is the new 80
True
Regrettably :(
George got me down a flight of stairs almost a month ago and I’m just now healing up
Lauren and I got married in another life
CHANNELLING EVERYTHING I HAVE HONEY

show them ur cn logs
GOOD LUCK
specially the 3 at denathrius


ouch
U got this homie
y'all lost ur minds when i started using that at first
now yall copying me
im fr just ahead of the curve
ur a trend setter fr
Nah you're cutting edge
He’s not 💀
yeah tf u mean im cutting the edges of my skin
wait
too grim

Not grim enough?

been trying to pick up the 8 with self harm scars at group therapy but they keep pushing me to share with the group and i'm worried i'll run out of things to say after i stop reading off the wikipedia plot synopsis of deliverance
LOL
Bro what the FUCK
LMAO
You had that shit hot and ready
LOL
when she an 8 but looks like the recuperate icon
BRUUUUUH
No, lmfao
(she will spend combo points to heal over time)
Bro you guys didn’t even get to an hour

@wheat onyx damn that dude hated you https://camas.unddit.com/#{"subreddit":"competitivewow","resultSize":100,"query":"Foreverguy"}
wtf did koji do lol
Bro what
Idk
Koji legit like the nicest person to deal with on the front end


where he go
LMFAOOO
This guy is a high level hater
fr
If they’d said cev, oxi, me, push, seli, I could see it but Koji 


Do you enjoy being gaslit into thinking you're an objectively terrible person
Wtf is this man
the rule of life is
not true
if ppl hate u ur probably doing something right
especially if ur in a video game discord
amen
Don’t you have a mage to flame rn 
already did
I don’t think I’m hated.
I’m doing something wrong 

uwu man
Oh bless up
Not when in arguing with somebody
Only time I threaten bans is when people are being problems
Two weeks in literally over a year ago
Arguing with me is never ban worthy
u are the hater
Having haters is how u know u made it 
Voice chat, RIGHT NOW!
Don’t
that makes him know he's successful
Willshattner certified anti-makeitquake

did guy tell somone again that the HUGE OUTLAW NERF didnt destroy its gameplay?
Bro the willshattner lore
nah this was like late 2020
Willshattner has meowing and hog sending lore.
My lore is irl. We are not the same
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think shadowlands beta got people ruffled
maaang why is the kill pull always the one i mess up my opener on?
someone tell me
whos fault this is
I’m ngl DF beta was rough for me
First beta as a CF and I wanted to gouge my eyes for a bit
funny that we produced exactly one generation of people who can understand computers
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2840
real
cf?
oh community figure
Green
Yeah
No
I didn’t even join Rh and start entering conversation until well into 9.0
But I joined for resources in 8.3. Just too timid to speak cuz uh so much to learn after a long hiatus
delete this
plink
It’s 1234
plink my beloved
Make a wish
I'm sorry someone felt the need to say that guy
i wish a fella would
plink nose can cure depression
Always the villain never the princess eh @wheat onyx
Im surprised I havent seen any mage changes for 10.1 guess its kinda early still
people that never check the TC channels
dumb fucks
aka where actually shit happens
Koji does so much backend simc/apl stuff like
!pf
!mr bedge time
See you in 30 minutes
.
Koji also works on other specs if I recall
So that person is literally spreading misinformation
that would NEVER happen on the internet
Gn @mortal pendant
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