off-topic

[daring mauve]

Thing is

[sharp ferry]

God

[shell sparrow]

but then one gets coziness of metro

[lean stump]

but tbh i saw a lots floor are empty bc nobody buy it

[shell sparrow]

and no traffic

[sharp ferry]

My house went up $27k the year ive been in it

[daring mauve]

Ireland everything is so close together it might still be in the city by NA standards

[lean stump]

or hold it to sell

[shell sparrow]

legit I had no car in Moscow and it didn't even feel like I need one

[surreal dagger]

yeah that’s what they talked about

[calm elbow]

[shell sparrow]

public transportation one love

[lean stump]

ture things

[surreal dagger]

people getting scammed to hold an empty investment

[sinful terrace]

My house was dirt cheap and has almost doubled in price

[surreal dagger]

just a concrete building

[sinful terrace]

Housing market dumb

[lean stump]

compare to ur salary i think buying a house is easy

[merry orbit]

what are ur ppls fetisch with having more baths than fucking bedrooms

[daring mauve]

Do you buy a full floor or just an apartment?

[hasty nova]

I mean it has enough bathrooms for a neighborhood at least

[lean stump]

like my family we have 1500$/month

[lean stump]

a full floor

[calm elbow]

It's the rich part of our county

[sinful terrace]

Gotta have extra bathrooms for the maids/cooks /s

[lean stump]

then we need $200k to buy a floor to live

[merry orbit]

200k sounds cheap depending on the size of the floor of a fuckign skyscraper

[daring mauve]

oh wow

[lean stump]

yea but u need to compare the salary

[hasty nova]

Hey I found somewhere that literally all of us can live...

[calm elbow]

I just need to figure out how much three 30-somethings can get from a bank to put down on a house
That doesn't involve crime, ofc

[remote surge]

bacc

[lean stump]

RavenHold family

[remote surge]

[lean stump]

[raw python]

[shell sparrow]

I have like 1/14th of that

[hasty nova]

I got 24 bedrooms

Lol

[shell sparrow]

le go

[calm elbow]

That's a goddamn nursing home

[hasty nova]

Yeah there's something going on there

[shell sparrow]

but like

$300k sounds doable

[hasty nova]

The pictures are all very narrow.

[shell sparrow]

should move to states

[hasty nova]

I mean if you have work here you have work here and that's going to shorten your options

All I know is that I'm very happy that I bought this house many many many years ago

[daring mauve]

if we all just chip in a little bit

[calm elbow]

Please don't, we hate it here

[lean stump]

i think our house prices just a little bit high

[shell sparrow]

tiny bit

[lean stump]

like a bubble

[shell sparrow]

just like in almost every country I think

[sinful terrace]

Give it a few more months for some more banks to fail and the death spiral to start

[daring mauve]

dog why is it 400k for an apartment here

[sinful terrace]

[hasty nova]

Other banks will just buy the risk and the prices won't drop

[merry orbit]

or just rent an aptm and save all ur monies

[hasty nova]

[sinful terrace]

Let me dream

[lean stump]

then we can experience the life before 100 years ago

[surreal dagger]

right now you maybe ok depending on job history. the 20 something’s are fucked. no one wants to deal with them

[daring mauve]

WHY IS IT 2K A MONTH TO RENT AN APARTMENT

I'm never gonna be able to live in my own place

[sinful terrace]

Bro that's more than double my mortgage

[daring mauve]

That's the cheapest

[merry orbit]

i can rent u mine for that

[daring mauve]

I can find

[lean stump]

nvm i decide to buy a sports car first

[hasty nova]

Yeah my brother had to move back in because his rent was like 1500 bucks a month up from 850 or something when you first signed his contract

[lean stump]

so cool when driving a sports car

[hasty nova]

At his apartment was very tiny

[daring mauve]

dog

it's in Naas

[sinful terrace]

Can live in the car

[hasty nova]

It's probably illegal to live in his car

[daring mauve]

Naas is in a different fucking county

[hasty nova]

Lol

[calm elbow]

Well two of us are on our 5th year at this Amazon FC and the other drives trucks

[lean stump]

i have an old house to live

after decorate it will be good

[umbral whale]

@daring mauvehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMbRkTzy6ZI

[lean stump]

[daring mauve]

[calm elbow]

bac finna get haunted fr

[surreal dagger]

you’re only putting 2 people on a mortgage

[hasty nova]

This is about as close to my house as I am willing to post,

[lean stump]

nah its from my grandparents

my grandparents build 3 houses

[calm elbow]

So what, we pick the two with the best credit?

[lean stump]

they still alive but my great-grandmother pass away last year

[surreal dagger]

i’d consult with a real estate attorney. there’s two types of credit. one for big purchases and one for credit cards. they each have different roles. we’ve kept my wife off the mortgage completely so she can get first time home buyer at some point.

[merry orbit]

sounds like a great system u have there

[hasty nova]

It's all about abusing it as much as you can

[lean stump]

buy a chinese house then wait it become expensive to sell it 100% get profit

[surreal dagger]

banks are not out to lose money

so you take advantage of what you can to help yourself

[shell sparrow]

it's funny because all of that credit score is "AI" that is so smart that people figured out that factors matter and just do what model wants them to do

revolution btw

[merry orbit]

i mean a first time home buyer getting better deals just sounds opposite

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/innovation-new-creative-genius-brand-new-gif-16321244

[lean stump]

i can do everything i want bc i finish my exam,vacation time

[surreal dagger]

@lean stump the chinese banks and builders at work. at least the info we get. https://youtu.be/mt-Pa5s5zZI

[hasty nova]

It's pretty easy to find completely abandoned construction projects

Especially if they were connected to people that got arrested recently

Or "arrested"

[shell sparrow]

same as SEO - it's not so much about making your website better but tinker it towards search engine ranking algo

[lean stump]

afaik it become less bc government are trying to stop it

doesnt fit our policy

[hasty nova]

It's one of the primary reasons that searching for anything on Google has become quite the task, especially if you're looking for answers

[surreal dagger]

bring back ask jeeves

[hasty nova]

Bing is just better now

[lean stump]

chinese ppl are trying to kid Bing bot

[shell sparrow]

not tons of ads and paid search links?

[lean stump]

[hasty nova]

It's more like a ton of websites that are generated algorithmically with a bunch of advertisements and nonsense in them before you get to what you're looking for, masquerading as blogposts

[hasty nova]

Kid bing bot?

Make your own?

[shell sparrow]

yeah, I get your point

[lean stump]

Bing in chinese means ice ,stick ,sickness

[sinful terrace]

Duckduckgo

[hasty nova]

Lol

[lean stump]

u can cheat when u playing TicTacToe with him

[hasty nova]

Murica

[shell sparrow]

aren't mcd working conditions quite harsh?

[surreal dagger]

parents wont raise em. teachers are fed up with them. let Ronald and Hamburgler raise them.

[hasty nova]

Meh

[surreal dagger]

honestly no

[hasty nova]

How bad fast food restaurants are depends entirely on the management

Some managers are giant assholes while others are sweethearts just trying to run the business

[shell sparrow]

long shifts standing still

hot environment

[hasty nova]

It's typically short shifts, you tend to not get any hours

[surreal dagger]

usually 4 hour shifts if part time

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[shell sparrow]

food so a lot of checks and some doctrines related to "culture"

[hasty nova]

Is anyone doing anything other than part-time at this point though?

[lean stump]

afaik working in McRonald in US can get 5000$ per month

is it true?

[merry orbit]

[hasty nova]

For who?

[lean stump]

adult

[surreal dagger]

beverage distribution

[hasty nova]

Mmm

[surreal dagger]

coke, pepsi, beer vendors are all still paying out OT

[hasty nova]

Ofc

But I meant in the restaurant mostly

I think that's what most people think of when they are trying to get hired at McDonald's, not distribution but working in the building

[lean stump]

formal work i mean

[surreal dagger]

oh food industry mostly PT. no reason to have full timers standing around non peak hours

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[lean stump]

in cn it only give u 550-700$

[surreal dagger]

managers at McD do decently well

[hasty nova]

Different jobs yuh

[lean stump]

well i think u guys can travel in cn, cheap and good

just choose the less crowd place

[calm elbow]

Explains why Joey thought Chandler was Chinese

[surreal dagger]

there's a grocer out here that pays $25/hour for weekends (every other) and time and a half for the sunday shift

[pulsar trail]

@fiery coyote @clever sleet

[lean stump]

i can't

[calm elbow]

Did you get the reference?

[lean stump]

nah i didnt

sry about that

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-matthew-perry-chandler-bing-happy-ending-baby-happy-gif-16075687

[pulsar trail]

You’re making a friends reference in 2023, okay grandpa go back inside

[shell sparrow]

happy not eating

[lean stump]

i know its from friends

[calm elbow]

I get $20/hr 40hr work weeks Fri-Mon with OT sometimes on Tues

[shell sparrow]

also @pulsar trail we have something similar

[sinful terrace]

Bruh

[calm elbow]

I'm binging it right now with the bros

[surreal dagger]

I'm talking 4 days a month. legit sat/sun every other week

[hasty nova]

Yeh

[calm elbow]

So part-time? We got that here too, it's alright

[sinful terrace]

Just work 7 days a week

[swift imp]

Or sell drugs

[lean stump]

we have 996

[swift imp]

Lucrative edgy and it pulls the hoes

[calm elbow]

My work won't let you work more than 6 days in a row or 60 hours in a week

[lean stump]

9am on work,9pm out off from Mon-Sat

[shell sparrow]

is it still prevalent?

[surreal dagger]

yes and no. it's part time with health care. sat is 8 hours at $25/hr. sun is 8 hours at $37.50/hr. you work 2 weekends out of the 4 each month

[calm elbow]

10hr shifts Fri-Mon, 7-5

[lean stump]

yea its common in Alipay

[surreal dagger]

bag groceries, or work at amazon. hmmm

[lean stump]

and some company like that

i think its rediculous

[calm elbow]

||groceries fr||

[shell sparrow]

I think so as well)

[surreal dagger]

yeah. I get the amazon recruitment crap. nothing I've seen says it's worth the drive to the DC

[hasty nova]

[lean stump]

i need to sleep i only sleept 6 hr today bc i need to go for exam

[calm elbow]

The pay is nice and the work is fine, it's just the management is either inadequate or on a revolving door so you can't build a relationship with your manager to try and progress within the company

[inner wadi]

costco?

[lean stump]

have a nice day guys

[hasty nova]

[surreal dagger]

nope. Woodman's

costco isnt a grocer

[inner wadi]

never heard of it lmao

also yeah true

costco i know does like extra pay on weekends or some shit

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1089524934549704795/7270EFE1-30D4-48BB-8B89-7ED5E60AFA0A.mp4

[inner wadi]

so i just guessed that

[surreal dagger]

fair

I think they're only WI/IL

[waxen latch]

EU servers dying? constantly getting dcs and disconnect from ingame chat

[wheat onyx]

@elder patrol

[surreal dagger]

I blame diablo

or the SL story

could be both

[waxen latch]

go hug your sylvanas bodypillow

[elder patrol]

its a good one

[surreal dagger]

sylvanas did nothing wrong

[hasty nova]

[sinful terrace]

Ayyy love them

[surreal dagger]

yeah they’ve got a good setup. the one by us the mgr is a dickhead

[pulsar trail]

[waxen latch]

ultimate spoiler incomming: ||diablo will be the final boss in diablo 4||

[hasty nova]

[surreal dagger]

weak story. get bent blizzard

[shell sparrow]

something like this

[pulsar trail]

Bread with meat baked into it

Is one of the greatest inventions in human history

[shell sparrow]

traditionally it should be fish

meat wasn't in abundance for peasants)

[pulsar trail]

Ya we have a lot of vegetarian and fish dishes cause poor

[waxen latch]

fish is no meat, all christians agree with you lorentz

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-pocket-hot-pockets-pizza-roll-pizza-rolls-pizza-hot-pocket-gif-13985228

[hasty nova]

[pulsar trail]

This is one with lentils that @livid socket would appreciate

[pulsar trail]

Hot pockets are good man

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/pizzarolls-squeeze-gif-4868010

[pulsar trail]

People shitting on them is confusing

[hasty nova]

I think the only thing that people really should on hot pocket stories being incapable of cooking them

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insurance-fraud-fraud-insurance-cat-insurance-fraud-gif-24308640

[hasty nova]

That they are either cold in the middle or nuclear

[waxen latch]

nuclear>cold

[calm elbow]

I put them in the sleeve and use a knife to stab into the sides of the pocket where there's an opening.
Cooks perfectly every time.

[hasty nova]

I put them in the sleeve and cook them upside down and don't change the time and they cook perfectly fine every time I don't understand how people can't cook a Hot Pocket

Also, let them rest for like a minute or two don't just try to deep throat a fresh hot pocket

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/957272470237368350/1013170359454924820/2f1e90d7771208570b3ca75965a4ec209af6daec6850a5d756a5832db7a502cf_1.gif.gif

[calm elbow]

[hasty nova]

Yeah people really do be starving out there

[wheat ore]

wait is diablo the final boss in every game

on every difficulty

[shell sparrow]

depends if you count xpacs or not

[pulsar trail]

real diablo fans know that ba'al was the final boss

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/real-recognize-real-kevin-hart-laugh-out-loud-cold-as-balls-dont-be-fake-gif-17723765

[tropic skiff]

mfer dont even need to tell jokes anymore just seein his face is funny

[hasty nova]

Fact.

Thanks, I needed a reminder that the education system in America is a failing industry.

[sinful terrace]

[umbral whale]

what

[hasty nova]

Just one thing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/122k0wh/20_year_mississippi_news_anchor_barbie_basset/

[umbral whale]

[raw python]

we live in a society

[shell sparrow]

is there a dictionary of allowed words?

[raw python]

!pf fuck Zuljin

[hollow raven]

Zapel - PokéFusion:

#145 - Zapdos

#86 - Seel

[spare drift]

rated R

[tame swan]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Golans - PokéFusion:

#42 - Golbat

#23 - Ekans

[wheat onyx]

Me when I small that ZAZA in public

[raw python]

I need more zaza

[median gale]

!iq

[hollow raven]

157: Messvile IQ Classification: Very superior

[median gale]

!tox

[hollow raven]

146: Messvile is unhealthy for sensitive groups toxic.

[elder patrol]

!pf weed

[hollow raven]

Venuasaur - PokéFusion:

#3 - Venusaur

#1 - Bulbasaur

[median gale]

!pf 146

[hollow raven]

Moltbby - PokéFusion:

#146 - Moltres

#98 - Krabby

[tame swan]

incredible

[tropic skiff]

@cyan oxide u heard of this ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZv_5JD7dPo

[elder patrol]

truly one of a kind

[tropic skiff]

real

[raw python]

D:

[spare drift]

I love the smell of pizza 👴

[hasty nova]

There is a list of disallowed words on public television, but there are also word lists created by universities that tend to be pretty dumb

[elder patrol]

was gonna post the howard one piece vid,but its cock edit

[hasty nova]

[wheat onyx]

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

🐔

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-cock-chicken-cock-gif-16054273

[soft pendant]

https://twitter.com/vidsthatgohard/status/1639836228785676290?s=46&t=eWo2zkAg_r_TSWERQepEMA

[remote surge]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-cock-bowling-gif-18674351

[soft pendant]

Wait there’s another

https://twitter.com/steveahoyttv/status/1639977996022075399?s=46&t=eWo2zkAg_r_TSWERQepEMA

SteveAhoy (@SteveAhoyTTV)

@vidsthatgohard

Likes

307

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 26, 2023, 1:09 PM

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/sup-dawg-sug-nod-dog-gif-23298123

[soft pendant]

@daring mauve

[ruby wagon]

Do not

[remote surge]

[soft pendant]

[daring mauve]

I come

[wheat onyx]

I see the verified twitter boosting up verified tweets is being put to good use

Some guy just replying to a tweet with his own tweets to farm engagement on other big tweets

lol

[remote surge]

[hasty nova]

Now imagine when you can pay the hide your verification check mark and it just looks like normal traffic

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-cat-dance-meme-maxwell-the-cat-gif-27391110

[waxen latch]

:3

[wheat onyx]

@ruby wagon

[ruby wagon]

Me when I made a pipe bomb threat to ronkles

[soft pendant]

he didnt get the joke?

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donald-trump-hands-up-rbg-gif-20127089

fuck

imagine having the motivation to do the most simple thing

somebody give me meds

[undone bone]

electric bogalooo

just woke up any news

[elder patrol]

uuh

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-ip-address-i-have-your-ip-address-gif-23894879

[livid socket]

Very nice

[wheat onyx]

@ruby wagon I can't take it anymore

[hasty nova]

[tropic skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-fall-bryan-cranston-cry-dying-gif-7619047

[ruby wagon]

would

[sharp ferry]

I have returned

[tropic skiff]

hii

[spare drift]

[remote surge]

https://tenor.com/view/ru-pauls-drag-race-drag-queen-alaska-thunderfuck-hieee-hey-gif-4996910

[tropic skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/124169701881282560/1087859992838799381/loggingontoOT.gif

[ruby wagon]

wish you do that to my dms

[sharp ferry]

What should I make for lunch

[tropic skiff]

snails

[sharp ferry]

I do not like that flower

That's like eating snot

[tropic skiff]

it's good tho

[sharp ferry]

I'm really glad you like them

I was thinking

Like

[undone bone]

the scargot special

[sharp ferry]

A sandwich

[remote surge]

i have root beer

[undone bone]

maybe eat some pidgeon

[ruby wagon]

me

[sharp ferry]

Gladly

[tropic skiff]

lauren just horny posting on main now

[inner wadi]

ahri

[tropic skiff]

🤨

[sharp ferry]

Hi color

[inner wadi]

make the breakfast of champions

aka for me

[ruby wagon]

did u see my meme flower

sec

[inner wadi]

a cigarette and a red bull

xd

[sharp ferry]

Its not breakfast honey

I've been up since 6am

[tropic skiff]

calling him color n not bodeeny or deeny

maybe his rebrand finally successful

[sharp ferry]

He's whatever he tells me he is

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Dodkarp - PokéFusion:

#84 - Doduo

#129 - Magikarp

[elder patrol]

I use all

[shell sparrow]

can't hide his true nature tho

[tropic skiff]

yeah he cant hide that he is nice n cool

[inner wadi]

my true nature rn is sleepi

[tropic skiff]

TRUE

[remote surge]

!pf muk doduo

[hollow raven]

Muduo - PokéFusion:

#89 - Muk

#84 - Doduo

[sharp ferry]

Bodeeny slams tho

[shell sparrow]

I was thinking different words

[ruby wagon]

https://twitter.com/apoapsls/status/1639218542817202177?s=46&t=dgPh0-9Fl0aCVNE0gG5xfw @tropic skiff

morgarita……………..🍸 (@APOAPSlS)

Jacking off to French porn call that horny on main

Twitter · Mar 24, 2023, 10:52 AM

[elder patrol]

!pf muk

[hollow raven]

Musian - PokéFusion:

#89 - Muk

#53 - Persian

[inner wadi]

[sharp ferry]

[tropic skiff]

[remote surge]

(i dont get it)

[tropic skiff]

took me a few seconds to understand that

[tropic skiff]

main is hands in french

[remote surge]

[sinful terrace]

!pf muk

[hollow raven]

Muygon - PokéFusion:

#89 - Muk

#137 - Porygon

[sharp ferry]

!pf muk

[hollow raven]

Mutata - PokéFusion:

#89 - Muk

#19 - Rattata

[inner wadi]

!pf muk

[hollow raven]

Mugar - PokéFusion:

#89 - Muk

#94 - Gengar

[ruby wagon]

le fromage d'main

[inner wadi]

[tropic skiff]

lauren sending a tweet by a furry with 13 likes tho ?

is there smth u wanna tell us

[sharp ferry]

[ruby wagon]

?

[tropic skiff]

[ruby wagon]

im already a big furry

nothing to admit

[tropic skiff]

[sharp ferry]

Based as fuck Lauren

[ruby wagon]

i would love to get rammed by a 6'8 250 pound bear

wouldn't you?

[sharp ferry]

[elder patrol]

[sinful terrace]

[remote surge]

this reminds me of something you sent me

[ruby wagon]

KLSMDLFKJSDF

[tropic skiff]

not rly dawg if im being real

[ruby wagon]

DONT

SEND

THAT

NOOOO

[sinful terrace]

Send it solo

You have to now that you brought it up

[sharp ferry]

Lauren

May I see it

[ruby wagon]

if u send that im leaving

no

[sharp ferry]

Bc I am morbidly curious

[ruby wagon]

its honestly not that interesting

[shell sparrow]

that would decrease ot horny level

[ruby wagon]

its just kind of nsfw

[sharp ferry]

I trust you

[stoic folio]

fuck around = find out

[remote surge]

ill respect your wishes

[sharp ferry]

I like nsfw but I understand

[ruby wagon]

ty

[remote surge]

also they have a cute dog https://twitter.com/APOAPSlS/status/1639778725590974465?s=20

morgarita……………..🍸 (@APOAPSlS)

@sp_00nsy what do you think of Him

Twitter · Mar 25, 2023, 11:58 PM

[stoic folio]

[ruby wagon]

yes

good twitter follow

everyone follow them

[inner wadi]

@tropic skiff vibe rn

https://open.spotify.com/track/1awdx6xDtZOUFS6bM4awtj?si=nHBa_MvfRmOMzapXog1_hQ

[stoic folio]

if he's a furry he should have that dog taken away

[sharp ferry]

!vibe just got back from the range, boutta make a banger lunxh

[hollow raven]

369: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[tropic skiff]

this fr just npc music

[inner wadi]

im an npc today

[remote surge]

bro

[stoic folio]

today?

[inner wadi]

[stoic folio]

wdym bro

he's a furry I don't want him being responsible for an animal

[sharp ferry]

You can be a furry

And not fuck your dog?

????

[shell sparrow]

fog?

[remote surge]

frog

[shell sparrow]

how does one fuck fog

[sharp ferry]

Fuck you im mobile

[elder patrol]

automobile

[stoic folio]

idk but I'd fear a man that can fuck fog

[shell sparrow]

yeah that sounds like level 90 skill

[ruby wagon]

french people should not be allowed in bakeries

who knows if theyre gonna fuck the yeast

[tropic skiff]

@inner wadi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZv_5JD7dPo

[raw python]

[tropic skiff]

need more real white boys doing real shit dawg fr

[elder patrol]

they dont need to buy yeast

[remote surge]

but yea furry not always a sex thing

or even if it is, not dog fucker status

[spare drift]

what is a furry

[tropic skiff]

mfer into me r dog fuckers cuz i do got that dawg in me fr

[shell sparrow]

lauren

[spare drift]

you like fucking people in fur costumes?

how dumb is that

[ruby wagon]

i can tell u that most furry costumes

are very very expensive

and most people would not fuck in them lol

[sharp ferry]

Idk man

[tropic skiff]

mfer discover kink 2023

[remote surge]

isnt furry more rooted in just liking the idea of anthropomorphic animals in some way or another

like drawing them

[sharp ferry]

Maybe stop

1. Making fun of people for having certain kinks

2. Talking about kinks in a fucking rogue discord

[spare drift]

like I was actually thinking what exactly is a furry

[sharp ferry]

Google it

[shell sparrow]

that's ot

[tropic skiff]

idk furry kinda weird to me but i dont rly care n also that chinese furry dancing to kpop songs is kinda eating

[spare drift]

im not googling that

[sharp ferry]

No, that's not OT

@spare drift

Not that hard

[remote surge]

my point is that furry == kink is not always true or doesnt apply to most furries

or idk

[shell sparrow]

but it is, no matter how you don't want it

it's an off-topic for this discord

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sharp ferry]

Read the rules

My guy

Idk

[spare drift]

no mods no masters

[sharp ferry]

Not that fucking hard

Especially if you're going to shame people for it either intentionally or you're too inept to understand that your verbage matters

[tropic skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-sleep-cat-cute-pet-my-life-gif-16275884

[sharp ferry]

So true

[spare drift]

offended again

on behalf of others

xd

[sharp ferry]

Man you fucking suck sometimes

[spare drift]

just chill

[shell sparrow]

what rule are you referring to?

[stoic folio]

34

google it

[raw python]

i love that rule

i mean what

[stoic folio]

[wheat onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-mike-ehrmantraut-gif-26551023

[raw python]

🤨

[sinful terrace]

[elder patrol]

[wheat onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-belly-jiggle-cat-belly-gif-24626027

[warped wedge]

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Ryler was lucky 5 times.

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-the-public-bathroom-bathroom-stall-bathroom-locked-gif-25681147

[remote surge]

!8 moroes furry?

[hollow raven]

NO!!!

[remote surge]

aight

[elder patrol]

!pf laurens bf

[hollow raven]

Drowtrode - PokéFusion:

#96 - Drowzee

#101 - Electrode

[wheat onyx]

I saw a big fucking rat today

[remote surge]

where

[stoic folio]

the mirror?

[sharp ferry]

He ran keys with my dk

[wheat onyx]

When I was walking to the store

Saw it scurry into a bush

[spare drift]

ngl I dont think ive ever seen a rat

[wheat onyx]

Was like the size of my shoe

[remote surge]

same

[elder patrol]

?

[spare drift]

like irl

[remote surge]

yea

[elder patrol]

[shell sparrow]

in my 5 months here I've seen 2 already

[spare drift]

ive seen mice but not a rat

[shell sparrow]

or 6 months now

[sharp ferry]

https://i.redd.it/1zq3umk9x3qa1.jpg

[shell sparrow]

city streets are not well cleaned and in general culture is meh in regards to cleaning

[remote surge]

the rats clean

[tropic skiff]

i saw a few rats in subways

it's kinda like seeing a pokemon

[umbral whale]

[raw python]

[spare drift]

ive seen hedgehogs when I was coming home drunk during the night

[umbral whale]

!pf ratata

[hollow raven]

Pidgel - PokéFusion:

#18 - Pidgeot

#86 - Seel

[shell sparrow]

you throw pokeball at them?

[raw python]

rats are cute af

[stoic folio]

you kidnap one and train it to fight the next ones

[remote surge]

!pf muk rattata

[hollow raven]

Mutata - PokéFusion:

#89 - Muk

#19 - Rattata

[shell sparrow]

or ratball in this case

[spare drift]

my friend has like 3 rats

she lives in mexico now

[umbral whale]

[shell sparrow]

I've never seen rats in metro

[elder patrol]

sister had 2 rats as pets, think I was slightly allergic somehow

[shell sparrow]

but Moscow metro is very well cared for

[umbral whale]

I need to drag my pc out here

[soft pendant]

deeny's life at target is a liminal space

just existing

[wheat onyx]

Weres doing a group 3 raid this week guys no rats

my alt

[stoic folio]

the rats in moscow are in public office

[shell sparrow]

that's not rats

ain't gonna get banned tho

[stoic folio]

[umbral whale]

If you walk into the room and think everyone is the rat. Maybe you're the rat

Rat alts everywhere

[soft pendant]

https://twitter.com/aimeethmpsn/status/1639733557630214144?s=46&t=eWo2zkAg_r_TSWERQepEMA

aimee (@aimeethmpsn)

FIND HIM IMMEDIATELY

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@serene crescent what does this mean

[spare drift]

if you walk into the room and you cant spot the rat, you are the rat

https://tenor.com/view/oreo-eat-cookie-hungry-gif-9492304

[elder patrol]

answer is in replies

[soft pendant]

i did not loo

my b

[umbral whale]

Yours was better

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/654587455823020032/962767003603570698/astolfo.gif

[soft pendant]

is that a penis?

[sinful terrace]

[spare drift]

[hasty nova]

I'm getting Mexican from a new restaurant tonight...

[soft pendant]

bro why is that a monka

go outside

[spare drift]

chester is a rat name btw

[remote surge]

true lmao

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[cyan oxide]

Just heard, this is 💀💀💀

[elder patrol]

calling chester bennington a rat?

[soft pendant]

ok whatever u got me chester is a rat name

[tropic skiff]

this is incredible u mean ?

[soft pendant]

are we ignoring miz being afraid of his own shadow

[cyan oxide]

Nah, they're muffled as fuck and rhyming for the sake of rhyming

[spare drift]

chester deffo a rat name

[cyan oxide]

The beat is nice but that's it

[hasty nova]

It's a new place, were getting it instead of a place I know that we like.

[soft pendant]

you guys are idiots chester is a cheetah

[hasty nova]

Tru

[soft pendant]

miz maybe you should just stick with something like mcdonalds

tried and true

wont scare you

[tropic skiff]

L take but ok

the first guy specially is fucking crazy

[shell sparrow]

I thought Miz is making some fancy food at home

[undone bone]

rats are cool

i've seen some the size of dogs

[shell sparrow]

but it might be their personal chef

[hasty nova]

Pffft

[remote surge]

chihuahua or bigger?

[soft pendant]

no hes been analyzing a new mexican menu for 3 hours, he cant decide and is afraid he might die if he picks the wrong item

[hasty nova]

Why would I go to McDonald's over a good Mexican place THAT I KNOW THAT WE LIKE

[undone bone]

hmm around teckel size a bit bigger than chihuahua

[elder patrol]

I wouldnt call chihuahua a dog

[undone bone]

maybe pug size¿

[remote surge]

why not

[calm elbow]

McDonald's Sprite tho

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

bro if you're AFRAID TO TRY A NEW MEXICAN RESTAURAUNT YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE

[shell sparrow]

demon from hell?

[remote surge]

why are we yelling at mize

[hasty nova]

I think you're making more of this than it is.

[elder patrol]

something like that yes, rat looking mfs

[undone bone]

emergency food

[elder patrol]

but rats are cute so idk

[soft pendant]

you know what im gonna go for a walkl

TO THE MEXICAN PLACE DOWN THE STREET I HAVENT TRIED YET

[hasty nova]

Could you try this Mexican place that I've been looking at for 4 hours?

[elder patrol]

maybe a naked mole rat from hell

[hasty nova]

Ayyy

[raw python]

chiuahuas are just the ugly rats

[remote surge]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-shit-thats-big-rat-gif-26378867

[elder patrol]

weird dog

[hasty nova]

[shell sparrow]

so you've started looking at mexican in advance while you weren't even hungry?

[hasty nova]

I like to know what I'm going to eat well before I actually go and get food

[remote surge]

mize shares the most innocuous thing and now it's interrogation hour

[elder patrol]

same mostly

[soft pendant]

im just concerned at why is that a legitimate thing you're nervous about

[hasty nova]

I like to know what I'm eating for lunch whenever I wake up, and I like to know what we're eating for dinner by the time launch is over

[hasty nova]

this is not an emote that expresses abject fear

[cyan oxide]

Would you say this behavior is caused by some deeply ingrained childhood trauma?

[soft pendant]

i said nervous

[shell sparrow]

Miz is so smort he knows "I am gonna spend ungodly amount of time making the most difficult decision in my lifetime" and starts looking for a place 4 hours before ordering

[ruby wagon]

@tropic skiff would you rather live the rest of your life with no legs or be british

[elder patrol]

[tropic skiff]

be british

[ruby wagon]

L

[spare drift]

same

[tropic skiff]

i'm sorry

[hasty nova]

No I've never been starved as a child

[ruby wagon]

holy

major L

[hasty nova]

Not for food or attention

[tropic skiff]

but how can i wear my tabis if i have no legs ?

[sinful terrace]

Legs > brits

[hasty nova]

I'm going to call him McDonald's ahead of time and make sure they have chicken nuggets

[spare drift]

actually I usually plan all my meals the day before

[soft pendant]

the servants will berate you for not eating your mid-morning, post-nap snack

[hasty nova]

IF I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT PASTRIES FOR TEA TIME I'M GOING TO BE VERY IRATE

[elder patrol]

Why do I suddenly wanna spend money on a 8 course dinner for myself

[sinful terrace]

Pamp yourself

[shell sparrow]

they can not have nuggies?

[sinful terrace]

You deserve it

[hasty nova]

Yeah there's this thing called groceries shopping, we're typically I get things that are going to want to eat during the week

[serene crescent]

money isn't an issue so he's doing what he wants already

walking across Leicester square on a weekday

[spare drift]

leychester

[soft pendant]

thats spelled wrong

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

my name is still chester

[serene crescent]

Na it's spelled right

It's just said wrong

[spare drift]

who looks at that

and says its pronounced lester

[hasty nova]

In honesty, I do get nervous about ordering food from a place that I haven't eaten from before.

But I'm not breaking out in a sweat over it or something, just a little bit of anxiety for no fucking reason.

[elder patrol]

worchester sauce

even spelled it wrong unlucky

[soft pendant]

my weird restauraunt habit

is that ill get the same thing 100% of the time

[spare drift]

yeah

[hasty nova]

I think mine comes from not wanting to throw food away that I don't like cuz it's still a waste, and then ordering more food

[shell sparrow]

that's not weird

[spare drift]

I usually get the same thing at every place

[soft pendant]

if my brain has already read the whole menu and is like "that is what i will enjoy the most" then im not getting anything else

[hasty nova]

If you think I'm not getting the same fucking order at this Mexican place that I get at the other place just to test this place...

[soft pendant]

there has been a rare handful of times a menu has more than 1 thing i judge of equal value

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[spare drift]

only exception is pizza, I can have any pizza

[shell sparrow]

I typically order the same thing and only test new places/positions once a week

[soft pendant]

fair and valid

[elder patrol]

snail&pineapple pizza

[hasty nova]

Like if you serve chicken tenders, I'm getting the chicken tenders.

[soft pendant]

exactly how you play chess huh

[spare drift]

id eat it

[soft pendant]

looool

[hasty nova]

Because if you can't be asked to do that right, then I don't know what the fuck you'll do right

[shell sparrow]

no, in chess I play the same opening

[spare drift]

baked snails probably crunchy

[shell sparrow]

at least I try

[hasty nova]

[torn mural]

Play a game like super smash bros or do frame-perfect speed runs, or tetris at level 21 where you need milisec reaction time, and then go so m+ where most stuff you already know whats going to happen and have 2 secs to react to most and say its hard. What a skill, lmao

[soft pendant]

gotta get thru that shell somehow

[soft pendant]

lmao souls games are so easy why do people even play them

[spare drift]

nobody has milisec reaction time

[elder patrol]

ds2 best souls game

[torn mural]

chill its a hyperfox copy pasta

(rip)

[elder patrol]

ban?

[torn mural]

[soft pendant]

lmao

[elder patrol]

oh

[hasty nova]

[ruby wagon]

@torn mural if u had to choose between watching your wife get fucked or be british. what would you pick

[spare drift]

pick both

[torn mural]

I don't have a wife so I guess it makes me automatically bri ish

[ruby wagon]

sadgge

[spare drift]

aftv

[stoic folio]

being french and brit is like being thanos with all the infinity stones

[shell sparrow]

being auto-brit is unfair

[ruby wagon]

i love that video so much

[torn mural]

[elder patrol]

try being finnish,we dont exsist

[ruby wagon]

wh0

[spare drift]

its going to be so cringe when arsenal win the league

I hope it doesnt happen

[torn mural]

[soft pendant]

[sharp ferry]

Bird took a selfie

[elder patrol]

no filter

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-animals-reaction-wow-surprised-gif-20914356

[ruby wagon]

i love how you can see me in the closet reflection

[torn mural]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-dog-happy-happy-dog-silly-gif-26293145

[sharp ferry]

I wish I could

We'd be the best at cuddling

[spare drift]

woke up like this

[sharp ferry]

(I'm always sleepy)

[ruby wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1083897243913949264.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[torn mural]

[elder patrol]

https://imgur.com/A3b8H7q

[ruby wagon]

me eating the bed covers

[sharp ferry]

Lauren goblin mode

[ruby wagon]

(im always hungry)

[sharp ferry]

That's sexting to me

Need you to chill honey

[elder patrol]

[ruby wagon]

why cant i find a good christian woman to be a goblin around

https://tenor.com/view/mood-chill-chilling-chillin-relax-gif-20645749

[tropic skiff]

we'll both be britsh mates

[tropic skiff]

converting rn

[sharp ferry]

Good christian woman on her lesbian arc

[ruby wagon]

lfg

[sharp ferry]

Who wants to start a trans christian commune with me

[ruby wagon]

im not a lesbian i hate subarus

[tropic skiff]

need me that t4t god worshipping relationship fr ong

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929807268994744340/1089623129225183364/5CF0BB67-2A58-4171-90DA-F9B1FB5398C2.jpg

[hasty nova]

Topofthehour
https://youtu.be/i94_tEiipBs

[ruby wagon]

love rufus du sol

goated fr

[undone bone]

yea rufus is good lets you install and make bootable devices

so easily

goated

[ruby wagon]

LMFAOOO

[wheat onyx]

LOL

[undone bone]

guy is consuming too much twitter

[ruby wagon]

god i wish that was me

is that his follower or sub count?

[wheat onyx]

Heart rate

[ruby wagon]

bro couldnt even do a 180

[wheat onyx]

LOOOOOL

[raw python]

that hurt

[torn mural]

mf thought he was wacka flocka flame

[wheat onyx]

The drip is looking absolutely magnificent

[sinful terrace]

[wheat onyx]

Oh my goodness!

[spare drift]

mf looks like tinkiwinki

https://tenor.com/view/teletubivioleta-gif-19864088

[hasty nova]

[wheat onyx]

Me and who

[stoic folio]

ur girl

?

[wheat onyx]

Bro this fucking stupid Uber eats ads

Just incessantly plays on twitch

Twitch is so dogshit man

And this stupid Tetris movie!!

God I hate ads

[spare drift]

smoking is bad mkay

[calm elbow]

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929807268994744340/1089127843155423293/yip.mp4

[calm elbow]

Smoking's for chumps

[elder patrol]

dw its japanese smoking,its fine

!pf

[hollow raven]

Gyarreon - PokéFusion:

#130 - Gyarados

#136 - Flareon

[waxen latch]

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Tryan was lucky 1 times.

[sinful terrace]

!mr 21

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Doztson was lucky 21 times.

[sinful terrace]

[soft pendant]

ayy glad u liked it

[calm elbow]

!pf i look in the mirror

[hollow raven]

Rattlett - PokéFusion:

#19 - Rattata

#50 - Diglett

[calm elbow]

[unreal quiver]

@native flower less drip than the pope how you feel

[edgy lion]

jesus

hes prob happy that his followers have some decent drip now

[lavish bloom]

!pf machamp

[hollow raven]

Machuna - PokéFusion:

#68 - Machamp

#14 - Kakuna

[edgy lion]

about time though

[elder patrol]

!pf 68 x muk

[hollow raven]

Machrina - PokéFusion:

#68 - Machamp

#30 - Nidorina

[shell sparrow]

@torn mural what kind of inventory shall I have while approaching collosium of fools?

I feel like I am gimping myself, I have like 4 notches total and maybe 6 of those upgrades in my bags

[remote surge]

https://tenor.com/view/michelin-mascot-dancing-gif-7272867

[torn mural]

notches as in charms?

[shell sparrow]

slots for those upgrades

like faster nail

better dash

etc.

[torn mural]

ah 6 would be more comfortable indeed

[shell sparrow]

I dunno where to even find them, I dunno how I found previous one lol

[torn mural]

I like the range charm, and the one that boosts charged abilities

[shell sparrow]

maybe I should just start new playthrough to have a connected cohesive experience

[stoic folio]

that's what I did when I came back lorentz

HK really hard game to come back to in the middle of a run

[torn mural]

if you're really are stuck and dont want to restart you can always check on google

but yeh

[shell sparrow]

nah I don't wanna google

[torn mural]

I usually do several runs in those game

[shell sparrow]

I am like not stuck

but I have no idea if I am too weak for fight I am doing

dung eater was easy

but even first trial is monka

[stoic folio]

can't remember how much I struggled with trials ngl

but iirc I got there pretty late in the playthrough

[shell sparrow]

well I don't know if I am late or not

maybe I really just start anew

[stoic folio]

they should have had a short recap of the story up to where you are

kinda like fire red had

[torn mural]

idk how much you explored/unlocked stuff

but colosseum isnt recommended if you arent really high level

it's always doable ofc

but you'll struggle

or at least most ppl will

[shell sparrow]

that's all I have for now 😄

[stoic folio]

yeah I wouldn't keep bashing my head against colisseum

u can def do it but like

way harder now than it's actually meant to be

[umbral whale]

Sounds like a skill issue

[waxen latch]

yeha like, thats some REALLY lack of equipment

and probably hp/magic aswell, and no weapon upgrades?

[shell sparrow]

I had one nail upgrade

smith on the left side on the map, somewhere

[torn mural]

yeh thats a bit short

need more gear/upgrade/life points

[stoic folio]

and now if you're like me you're gonna run into the real problem of coming back to a non-fresh save

youh ave no idea wtf you already explored

and where you were stuck and your new skills might enable you to go

[umbral whale]

That's my concern with hollowknight

Probably best to just start over

[stoic folio]

that's what I did

[torn mural]

it's usually the better, depends on how you feel about it

I love those games so I never mind

[shell sparrow]

no idea really what I've explored, like I've seen some areas but I suppose that's not all of them

I suppose that's not even 1/3 of the map

[stoic folio]

I mean

we shouldn't really tell

[umbral whale]

Guys

Insult me or something

I'm struggling to get off the couch today

[raw python]

💀

[swift imp]

Quit being a lazy piece of shit and go get the bag @umbral whale

[undone bone]

get some kfc

[swift imp]

Ooh yeah

[umbral whale]

@torn mural hollow knight sucks

Ok give it to me

[tropic skiff]

same for me

[cyan oxide]

sunday vibes

[cyan oxide]

low quality bait DO NOT RESPOND DADSEN

[edgy lion]

your league takes are trash

[elder patrol]

go do quests or something idk

[edgy lion]

" go do quests" xd

[raw python]

imagine wanting to put effort into anything at all

💀

[umbral whale]

Ofc its bait. I'm depressed and need the Frenchman to yell at me

[edgy lion]

weird way to not be depressed anyways

you got some weird kinks my man

[umbral whale]

My league takes are bad

[edgy lion]

ow fuck

[umbral whale]

Fucking no spacing ass

[edgy lion]

your really fucked

[umbral whale]

You and zine

[edgy lion]

Your trash

[dusty scarab]

God I bet you’d love some proper baguette in that bus-

[edgy lion]

your rank tells me that

[umbral whale]

Auto range doesnt exist

[edgy lion]

[dusty scarab]

[edgy lion]

Get back to me when you peak challenger

[umbral whale]

🤤

[edgy lion]

otherwise stay piss low

you know its bad when there is not even a fuck you in there though

god dam

[wheat ore]

this fucking ring pulling

[edgy lion]

he really is fucked up right now

[wheat ore]

has killed 3 keys for me todayu

[wheat ore]

blizz still cant dev after 20 years of random effects proccing not in combat mobs

[dusty scarab]

YOOOOO he said the thing! ||Its not just your league takes tho||

[umbral whale]

Why are you posting your birth control

[dusty scarab]

[spare drift]

arent you fake french?

[edgy lion]

no?

[cyan oxide]

he's fake canadian

[edgy lion]

thats a fucking insult

[edgy lion]

fake?

[waxen latch]

mate, you play rogue, we still get a trinket/talent/gear effect every single patch that cancels stealth

[edgy lion]

french canadian is the fake canadian

[swift imp]

Got a friend in Paris right now and he’s sending me pics of all the trash lol

[edgy lion]

Only province that had a actual terrorist group as well

[torn mural]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/803944030609080331/920437864481828924/pinkguyrunning.gif

[cyan oxide]

this is not a real piece of land

[edgy lion]

wrong spot

m8

good try

L plus ratioed

[cyan oxide]

wdym wrong spot

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-dog-caught-glancing-cute-dog-gif-17135710

[cyan oxide]

that's newfoundland

[edgy lion]

no its not minalba

[dusty scarab]

If the French truly want to clown Macron just throw perfume and cologne bottles at government offices and make sure they break everywhere

[cyan oxide]

?

[dusty scarab]

Nothing insults a Frenchman more

[edgy lion]

thats labradour you dummy

[dusty scarab]

Trust

[edgy lion]

[undone bone]

nice the dog place

[waxen latch]

use bad french

[edgy lion]

my man giving us pictures of Labrador and not the island we on Xd

[undone bone]

i also know labrador

[waxen latch]

thats the most insulting thing you can do for many french people

[edgy lion]

the dog is good to

[raw python]

nice small indie company patches

[edgy lion]

ayyyy

[umbral whale]

Call in sick tomorrow or no

[cyan oxide]

no

[umbral whale]

Why

[cyan oxide]

wage theft

[undone bone]

https://twitter.com/Anoop_Khatra/status/1639460487166586881

Anoop (@Anoop_Khatra)

Witnessed and recorded the most INSANE car crash yesterday, you can see Autopilot also swerve and avoid the rouge tire for me $TSLA

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that car got LAUNCHED