off-topic

[tame swan]

boob

[soft pendant]

i think you can swap to boon after a few pulls and you figure it out

but dont int obv

the fight is add-based so boon is not a bad choice by any means

but maybe be comfortable with the positioning first smile

[cyan oxide]

holy shit new fan arrived

it is TURBO STRONG

on minimum speed it is like 3x as powerful as my last one

[tame swan]

global warming reversed

[edgy lion]

someone explain to me. How to not be lonely

[cyan oxide]

room temp dropped by 20c at least

[edgy lion]

im running out of options here

[cyan oxide]

find someone
??
win

literally all you gotta do is say hi to them

@hot crystal hi

[hot crystal]

hi

[edgy lion]

instructions unclear

[daring mauve]

as scary as it seems just putting in effort

[valid tartan]

download some kind of app

[daring mauve]

and putting yourself out there

[valid tartan]

idk

[remote surge]

i cant be lonely, i have friends inside my computer and phone

[valid tartan]

you guys use tinder there?

[daring mauve]

are the best ways to see results

[daring mauve]

[hot crystal]

he doesnt want fellow crazy newfies

[edgy lion]

id rather not put in my bio that im native american.

and you think you dont need to

but id rather not date my cousin

[edgy lion]

and no

no i dont

[daring mauve]

you just need to put yourself in a position to meet someone and you will most likely

[edgy lion]

i was not lonely for a short period of time... then it got very awkward and yea.....

[daring mauve]

it's not as easy as that

[hot crystal]

im down bad for talking stage rn

im ready

[raw python]

!pf cum

[hollow raven]

Dragoeleon - PokéFusion:

#149 - Dragonite

#5 - Charmeleon

[crude cave]

Bro his reaction to his mom crying like she's gonna high hive him instead

[daring mauve]

it's okay dude I'm in the same boat

[crude cave]

I read the OP too he was cheating for a YEAR

Wasn't just a drunken hookup

[edgy lion]

did you nearly inbreed without knowing it

?

[hot crystal]

like at bare minimum AT LEAST he recognizes that what he did was wrong but like WTF how did he even get there

[edgy lion]

i hate my genetics

[daring mauve]

okay

maybe I'm not

[hot crystal]

ur going to college soon right

[crude cave]

He wanted a trad wife but didn't wanna put in the effort to keep a trad wife

[daring mauve]

I meant something else

[edgy lion]

hopefully

[hot crystal]

yeah man like fuck that guy

[hot crystal]

gonna be a lot easier

[edgy lion]

😅

[daring mauve]

I meant more I have been not lonely for a bit and then back to lonely

[edgy lion]

i also think my league addiction might have something to do with it

but who knows

[daring mauve]

Yeah

that could be it

[edgy lion]

give me hataro looks

[daring mauve]

although if you find an egirl I hear those go hand in hand iwht a league adiction

[raw python]

find the league egirl ezpz

💀

[edgy lion]

id just offer boosts

easy

[hot crystal]

theres a hataro inside you

[edgy lion]

But fuck that

[edgy lion]

hellll nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[edgy lion]

[raw python]

holy shit lmao

[hot crystal]

im actually 😭

this is so good

[edgy lion]

its ok best time of my social life was in quebec

mayby i just gota embrace my french half

and stop trying to disown it

but then i remember its quebec

[hot crystal]

just use that french rizz

[edgy lion]

not white enough

or smooth enough

[raw python]

hit em with that Omelette Du Fromage

[edgy lion]

also send help i turned on voice to text speach and my computor is yelling at me

wtf did i click

[hot crystal]

ask miz

[daring mauve]

There are 2 hataro's inside you one is handsome the other thinks that cashiers sitting down is morally reprehensible

[edgy lion]

xD

[hot crystal]

im pretty sure anyone can get themself to like

a respectable level of attractiveness

[tame swan]

the third's balls are drained

[hot crystal]

idk exactly what level but like

somewhere between 5 and 7

[tame swan]

definitely more than a 7

[hot crystal]

i said EVERYONE

[daring mauve]

Ye

Everyone can

[remote surge]

anyone can be a qt

[daring mauve]

because the scale isn't the same

like

[tame swan]

if you like full take care of yourself and wear nice clothes and are confident like anyone can be really fucking hot

[daring mauve]

Loads of people like loads of different looks

if you try

you will be attractive to someone

[hot crystal]

when do i find her

[daring mauve]

you are a 10 to loads of people

[tame swan]

exactly

[raw python]

they just arent on this planet

[daring mauve]

Shadow wdym

[hot crystal]

chad realist

[daring mauve]

You're a 10 to me

[tame swan]

not everyone has to think you're hot if you're unique and confident about it that's hot to certain people

[daring mauve]

Also most people care significantly more about how you are as a person than how you look

assuming you are at a base level of decency

[hot crystal]

nah but like if youre attractive you can get away with more shit

like people will ignore bad stuff

at least certain stuff

[tame swan]

yea but if you're a good person people will find you more physically attractive

like thats just true

[daring mauve]

people are nice to me cuz I am nice

I don't think I look great

but people like me cuz I try to be kind to people

[hot crystal]

idk what to think about how i look 💀

[daring mauve]

so it goes both ways

idk

I look fine

To some people I am probably good

to some I am meh

[hot crystal]

theres areas where i dont try very hard for my appearance

like clothes

[wheat onyx]

go to H&m buy olive

and black

[hot crystal]

but like baseline attractiveness i have no idea where i stand

[daring mauve]

There is no such thing

as baseline attractiveness

not really

[wheat onyx]

I think im ugly but my girl things im hot so idc

[daring mauve]

Maya can I steal catnod

to add to RH

[tame swan]

absolutely

[daring mauve]

That's all that matters

[tame swan]

i mean its not mine to give but absolutely

[hot crystal]

bring in catassault

[daring mauve]

I just need you to send plz

[tame swan]

like dm?

[daring mauve]

nah just here

[tame swan]

[soft pendant]

why is my assa sim 16 higher than my outlaw

[tame swan]

o i see what you mean

[soft pendant]

lmao

[tame swan]

[inner wadi]

holy

[hot crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/949855729219694603.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[cyan oxide]

i love him so much

[inner wadi]

i get to raid late

[daring mauve]

[inner wadi]

first pull im in

we kill bird

and thent his drops

[tame swan]

[soft pendant]

first kill?

[inner wadi]

first rekill

[soft pendant]

no hype for u

[tame swan]

incredible

[daring mauve]

I won't lie

[tame swan]

[inner wadi]

i was half hour late from work

[hot crystal]

[daring mauve]

I couldn't spell assault without spell checlk

so it's called catattack

[tame swan]

lmao

[daring mauve]

[hot crystal]

[daring mauve]

it's just one of those words that gets me

[tame swan]

oh fuck look at him go

[daring mauve]

guarantee

is another

[soft pendant]

so proud of u maya

they grow up so fast

[hot crystal]

[raw python]

guarantee is a bad one

[hot crystal]

garen tee

[raw python]

it still looks wrong

idk how

[daring mauve]

For some reason

Until the whole word is typed

it looks wrong with the u before a and the a before u

at least imo

[soft pendant]

that guard gave me a garish guarantee

[cyan oxide]

@lilac heath just one more lane

[lilac heath]

YES PLEASE

[cyan oxide]

[remote surge]

i became qt after getting professional acne treatment

best decision ever

[tame swan]

my professional acne treatment was e

[daring mauve]

I'm working on the confidence bit

[tame swan]

never been an issue since

[soft pendant]

more cute than ever

[daring mauve]

damn maya off a tab

[remote surge]

e

[soft pendant]

@unreal quiver guess im holding a socket for my mythic eggnog ring smile

[wheat onyx]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/11saf91/when_the_head_of_blizzard_shows_up_on_twitch_to/

bro

WHY IS BLASONS UI SO BAD

Its so bad

[daring mauve]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[wheat onyx]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT MAN

HAHHAHAH

[daring mauve]

THE REASON THE BOSS ISN'T DEAD IS CUZ HE CAN'T SEE

[edgy lion]

holy shit

[daring mauve]

It's legit the type of shit people meme about

[edgy lion]

thats fire

[wheat onyx]

The game is blocking his Ui bro

[daring mauve]

for wow uis

[warped wedge]

you guys just haters

[burnt dock]

do love the heartrate monitor though

[daring mauve]

WHY IS HIS STANCES

SO BIG

WHAT IS GOING ON

[hot crystal]

i just need to take more chances bro

[burnt dock]

so he doesn't forget what stance he's in

[soft pendant]

@raw python

[tame swan]

i love the rp text "Raszageth takes a deep breath.."

[soft pendant]

shadow do you raid with blas0n

[tame swan]

he really did massacre that default UI

[soft pendant]

and didnt tell us

[hot crystal]

dragondance

[raw python]

i wish

[burnt dock]

he doesn't even have the part where the note glows like a fucking firefly

[cyan oxide]

no you dont

[daring mauve]

as I said to Porg, you just need to do the scary part and put yourself out there. Dating apps are actually pretty good now you're a good dude Andrew someone would be lucky to be with you

[cyan oxide]

[wheat onyx]

Why is everything overlapping

[cyan oxide]

[wheat onyx]

[daring mauve]

[raw python]

ok ill take your word for it but maybe

[soft pendant]

clearly youve never taken a Usability course

his UI is VERY usable

[hot crystal]

i feel so comfortable talking to girls i just never take a jump

[tame swan]

im so proud

look at my baby go

[soft pendant]

and by very i mean not very

[hot crystal]

[daring mauve]

HE HAS THREE DIFFERENT BREATH WEAKAURAS

IN THE SAME SPOT

THEY ARE COVERING EACH OTHER

[warped wedge]

you never know when the first 2 might bug out

[daring mauve]

FOUR IF YOU COUNT THE RP TEXT

[ripe wasp]

I'm so tired but 50+ hours this week is $$

[hasty nova]

LOL

[tame swan]

its hard but the more you do it the easier it'll get

[burnt dock]

i can't find the glowy note part

[hasty nova]

He lives by the rule that if he can't see it then it can't hurt him.

[burnt dock]

he might not do that anymore

[daring mauve]

That's the hard part ik but honestly try an app if you've never done it before

I know

4/5 couples

in serious relationships now

[hot crystal]

im not feeling like making a profile rn tbh

maybe in a few months

[daring mauve]

because of tinder

[cyan oxide]

twitter got me 2 of my past relationships

[burnt dock]

nvm i found glowy note

[tame swan]

twitter

[hot crystal]

my two closest friends were doing the dating app trinity

one has a gf

[cyan oxide]

stfu twink ass bitch

[daring mauve]

how

[hot crystal]

other always has a date

[tame swan]

????

[sinful terrace]

cortana MAD

[cyan oxide]

friends in common -> tweet a lot -> dms -> :??? -> dating

[daring mauve]

I don't use twitter enough clearly

I don't post

[hot crystal]

just be terminally online

[daring mauve]

I barely use it

[hot crystal]

i dont get it

[cyan oxide]

second one was because I was a lil niche microcelebrity in the brazilian econ undergrad twitter

and then we started talking

[hot crystal]

bro whjat

[daring mauve]

Niche micro influencer Minalba

[cyan oxide]

fetch me boba

[tame swan]

i aint yours

[warped wedge]

minalba off the goop

[cyan oxide]

goop

[hot crystal]

ill do it

[cyan oxide]

the andrussy boutta hit

[soft pendant]

a girl smiled at me at a bar the other weekend. we held eye contact for 5 whole seconds. im gonna be riding that high all year

[hot crystal]

i would be lying if i said ive never been called that

[soft pendant]

two people also complimented the same shirt i was wearing at work. thats now my going out shirt

[daring mauve]

I had that happen with a jacket

I wear it all the itme

[soft pendant]

u seen Brooklyn99

[daring mauve]

because I had so many people say it looked good on me

Ye

[unreal quiver]

YESSIR

[soft pendant]

the episode when charles has a sick jacket

thats u

[hot crystal]

dude i ride from positive interaction to positive interaction

[remote surge]

straight men never get complimented

[daring mauve]

ong

[daring mauve]

If you want me to wear a piece of clothing A LOT

say 1 nice thing about it

[hot crystal]

i have a few times

[daring mauve]

I'll wear that shit constantyl

[remote surge]

[soft pendant]

might start going to gay bars just to get some dopamine

[hot crystal]

voice and eyebrows

[hasty nova]

Cool.

[burnt dock]

f

[hot crystal]

i have tmobile

its like

fine ig

[hasty nova]

Yeah but when your current product is like...

WE'RE LITERALLY NOT LIKE TMOBILE

BIG PROVIDERS ARE LITERALLY THE DEVIL

[hot crystal]

right

[burnt dock]

monopoly? what monopoly?

[hot crystal]

so crazy that the us just let tmobile buy sprint

[daring mauve]

Sorry I've just realised is lil bros taunt -

DOES HE TAKE HIS HAND OFF HIS KEYBOARD TO PRESS IT

SHIELD WALL IS SHIFT -

[tame swan]

could it be ~?

[burnt dock]

gonna guess mmo mouse

[tame swan]

~ is actually poggers keybind

[soft pendant]

` is for bar swap

[daring mauve]

no it's definitely -

[hot crystal]

` is for voice

[tame swan]

lmao

[soft pendant]

2nd bar has mounts

n random shit

[burnt dock]

yeah every one of my friends has ptt on ~

i'm the weird one

[soft pendant]

but sometimes ill fat finger mid pull

and have max energy and be like IM PRESSING BUTTONS

[daring mauve]

I had ptt on mouse button

[soft pendant]

but not realize im trying to mount

[sinful terrace]

!vibecheck wednesday nights

[hollow raven]

355: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

[soft pendant]

[daring mauve]

but I have double upped that bind as Stormbolt now

so

can't really use it

[sharp ferry]

I smile whenever you wave at me when I wish you gm

[sonic solstice]

` is vanish

don't know what you're on ab

[hot crystal]

jake i would smile at you if i saw you irl

[sharp ferry]

Jake unironically makes my day

[soft pendant]

well yeah im cute af

[daring mauve]

My friends smile at me

because I make them laugh

they bully me

[hot crystal]

dont think i could control myself

[daring mauve]

This is my haiku

[hasty nova]

This is going to piss some people off...

Because they're fucking freaks.

[soft pendant]

i used to write haikus before happy hour on fridays

[hot crystal]

thats a banger

[soft pendant]

today we embibe
being merry with my friends
edward forty hands?

ill start writing OT haikus

[hot crystal]

Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake
Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake
Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake

[tame swan]

would it now

[hot crystal]

players are good devs

[burnt dock]

worked well for warlock

just not for anyone else

[peak solar]

rogue would go boom

[lilac heath]

Yeah pay me

[tame swan]

guy would be found dead in the streets

[lilac heath]

Outlaw 2 set reads: dispatch does 10% less damage

[tame swan]

[soft pendant]

alright Thomas

[warped wedge]

4set: dispatch does 11% more damage

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-nods-yes-kitten-gif-17585404

[lilac heath]

Dispatch doesn’t do damage anyway

What you outlaw rogues mad about

[soft pendant]

Thomas Foo Lerry

[peak solar]

2 set dispatch switches specs to sin 4 set bte switches specs to sub

[tame swan]

the apl for that would fuck

[peak solar]

Lmao

Get rtb up get ar/db going pick a spec

no more zoomies

[lilac heath]

Sin and outlaw swap places and the new outlaw reads bte and dispatch do nature damage and nature damage increased after ar ends

[peak solar]

Please god

[lilac heath]

Already better tier

[peak solar]

Sin set is so ugh

[lilac heath]

Wowza

[peak solar]

Imagine if envenom exploded bleeds

Or shiv I guess

[warped wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/run-explosions-gif-13620594

[lilac heath]

You mean the thing we’ve been asking for for the last 6 years?

Yeah imagine

Blizzard fixing a spec

[peak solar]

2 set shiv extends all bleeds for 12 seconds and increases bleed damage by 10% 4 set envenom procs bonkussy blowout 10% of all bleed damage done for the last 5 seconds explodes per target for 200% dam to each target with rupture

I’d make 4 sin rogues

[burnt dock]

why is waking shores lagging to shit

with no siege

are the servers dying

all of general chat complaining, aight game doesn't wanna be played rn

[hot crystal]

i stg theyre making shadow worse with this rework they cooked up

and we cant even get anything

[burnt dock]

it's actively worse

because it was "too many buttons"

[hot crystal]

i mean like

i think combining mind flay and mind spike was a pretty good decision

but they removed surge of darkness

[native flower]

LMFAO

[lilac heath]

I’ve heard this before

For the other 4 shadow reworks

[hot crystal]

removing mind sear is a little weird to me but that seems workable

mind games and halo seem kinda button bloaty but they just leave them

idk

[unreal quiver]

our favourite doomer foreverguy going on max's stream

[hushed folio]

make us proud

[hot crystal]

now is when it starts bro

hes gonna sandbagus

[peak solar]

Lol

[burnt dock]

good

at least one the specs should be good

[peak solar]

Every ptr max just getting gaslighted by jpc

[warped wedge]

(not outlaw)

[peak solar]

Outlaw gonna go CRAZY I swea r

[burnt dock]

nah it can be outlaw

i'll just play something else

[warped wedge]

my guild is doing ptr today

[burnt dock]

can play with my rsk on aoe monk set

[warped wedge]

its optional, im the only one that opted out

[peak solar]

[warped wedge]

miss me with 0 change, no tier set, 200 ms gameplay

[peak solar]

Literally just shit raid testing

[burnt dock]

you mean you don't want to play live but 30 more ilvls

[hot crystal]

Real

[burnt dock]

and broken bosses

actually it's heroic so it's less

[unreal quiver]

im playing ret

gonna feel like shit

[peak solar]

Why

[unreal quiver]

ping

[cyan oxide]

mf you have privileged ping

stfu

[native flower]

Outlaw

[unreal quiver]

im at 150?

[peak solar]

No I mean why you playing ret

[cyan oxide]

ok and

[unreal quiver]

between 150-180

[cyan oxide]

150 is playable enough

[unreal quiver]

feels like absolute dick

idk what you're talking about

[burnt dock]

oh wait you also get to play with oce

what ping do you have with oce minalba

[cyan oxide]

400 ish

[burnt dock]

lmfao

[cyan oxide]

unplayable

[tame swan]

yyep

[cyan oxide]

oce is not viable

[burnt dock]

300 is already unplayable for me

which is what i get

roughly

[peak solar]

Oce realm is Ohio

[tame swan]

i had a friend in peru i did a lot of keys with and anytime someone from oce joined he would beg them to let me be lead

[cyan oxide]

[peak solar]

Yea I did a lot of oce key pugs in legion and did the same lol begged for lead

[burnt dock]

i also play at uh

inhuman hours

so it's just oce keys everywhere

[hushed folio]

@native flower "get wrecked, kid"

[native flower]

dude

guy just fucked us all

OUTLAW IS NERFED 10 PATCH NOTES IN A ROW

MAN

[hot crystal]

No sandbagging

[unreal quiver]

he put outlaw in A tier

i thought we were sandbagging

[remote surge]

@native flower get owned, kid.

[unreal quiver]

why you bullying children

[native flower]

dude

WERE FUCKED

MAN

[tame swan]

its over

[native flower]

REALZ AND EVERY SINGLE BLIZZARD EMPLOYEE IS WATCHING

they literally all went at once and said that outlaw is too strong because its A tier

holy fuck

its over

[unreal quiver]

wait for jpc to hop on

[tame swan]

they need to nerf blade flurry again

[unreal quiver]

"YEAH MAN GONNA BE FUCKIN SICK IM ALREADY WICKED STEERING MY WAY OVER TO CRAFT SOME SWORDS AND SHIT"

[cyan oxide]

skip rn

[tame swan]

so true

[edgy lion]

someone get skip some life support

gona need it

[burnt dock]

he can power one himself with the zoomer energy

[edgy lion]

trust me as a zoomer myself

thats not gona be enough

[native flower]

JPC on his way to hype outlaw entire PTR phase, RWF comes around he has 2 daggers in his hands and spec'd sin

and when you ask him why not outlaw

he goes

[serene crescent]

[native flower]

'what the fuck is an outlaw?'

Someone take this fucker out

[edgy lion]

[serene crescent]

average person who doesn't play rogue opinion

[burnt dock]

i've seen people say the sub set is bonkers

and i'm just like

huh?

[edgy lion]

as long as CT is not the best st i am fine

[serene crescent]

spoiler: it's not

[tame swan]

remember in sepulcher when the outlaw set was good and then everything else was like triple the gain

[edgy lion]

if i have to press that god forsaken ability

ima shoot myself

[burnt dock]

i have bad news

[unreal quiver]

HAHAH

[edgy lion]

🔫 mata dont test me

[unreal quiver]

@smoky fossil thoughts?

[edgy lion]

CT must die

[burnt dock]

hey it's early things could change

[edgy lion]

[serene crescent]

100% uptime on sod is a 2% dps increase btw

🙂

[edgy lion]

it better

[wet cradle]

And then they nerfed the outlaw tier Cuz it was 'over preforming'

[burnt dock]

wow it's CRACKED

[serene crescent]

INSANE!

[warped wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[burnt dock]

what A SET BONUS

[serene crescent]

you can't see what I can see

unlucky

[edgy lion]

i see a future were CT is removed from the game

do you see that to

?

[warped wedge]

you have to make it believable

[serene crescent]

oh my bad

that was the 4p that is approx 2%

[burnt dock]

yeah combined it's like 7-8%

which like

wow

huge

[serene crescent]

wild

[edgy lion]

meanwhile arms warrior stealing their other specs homework

[serene crescent]

2p is approx 5.4%

This is making SoD 20s instead of 10s

[native flower]

nice

2pc?

[serene crescent]

that's 2pc

4p is hard to sim

[cyan oxide]

where the fuck is this

[serene crescent]

sub pins

[cyan oxide]

oh

[native flower]

I mean

that tierset is strong as fuck

can you stop sandbagging

[serene crescent]

sorry sir

[warped wedge]

@inner wadi hope y oure not watching dallas game

I wouldnt wish it upon anyone

[serene crescent]

evokers set is liek 15-18%?!

that's hilarious

they are going to be doing piss dps til they get tier

[unreal quiver]

their ST is getting nerfed like 10%

[serene crescent]

ya exactly

[ruby wagon]

LETS GO

we got our first p3 pull

boss dead tmw for sure

@stone swan how are u guys doing

[warped wedge]

dont think hes pulled the boss for a week

[past lagoon]

skip doesnt know that outlaw will never have good st as long as flurry exists

[serene crescent]

who did he get for rogue btw

[warped wedge]

guy

during raid

lol

[past lagoon]

foreverguyster

[serene crescent]

LOL

[warped wedge]

@stone swan stream?=

[serene crescent]

I assume he put assa in C just because it says the word crimson tempest in it's set

[past lagoon]

nah he put it in C cause everyone hates it

[remote surge]

[past lagoon]

i actually dont know where he put sub and assa

[serene crescent]

B for sub

A for outlaw

C for assa

[peak solar]

Feel like they need to add some shit to subs 4 pc

[serene crescent]

yeah double it

and pass it on to the next person

[peak solar]

[past lagoon]

it wont change it'll just get numerically pushed up lol

[peak solar]

Yea prob

25% dam peepopogwow

[past lagoon]

i mena

even if that

[serene crescent]

ya 2p being 5% and 4p being 2%

is a bit sad

[past lagoon]

subs too op to get any level of "buff"

so could just launch as 2% 4p who knows

[peak solar]

Strong base gets nerfed for all of tier

[past lagoon]

yep

[peak solar]

Cuz early prog looks op

[past lagoon]

the usual

[peak solar]

[serene crescent]

we won't know what our base is

wild west of tc

[peak solar]

Need to sandbag

NEED

[serene crescent]

Rogue tc would never

🙂

[peak solar]

True

[serene crescent]

unless...

[peak solar]

Hopefully subs bonkers I’m excited to play it again

[serene crescent]

I can confirm here and now

rogue will be playable

🙂

[peak solar]

It always is

It’s more fun when it’s busted tho

[stone swan]

[stone swan]

Sure

[stone swan]

10m break rn hold on

But we are just inting rn I want to die

[warped wedge]

same (not wow related)

[unreal quiver]

@serene crescent @cyan oxide @hot crystal ptr shenanigans before i bed?

[cyan oxide]

saure

[hot crystal]

When i get back from getting food maybe

[stone swan]

@warped wedge

[warped wedge]

stop wiping in p1 ffs

[stone swan]

We are for sure over 300 pulls in

[stone swan]

lol

[unreal quiver]

come

[stone swan]

I have the power

[cyan oxide]

[stone swan]

@hot crystal cynika doesn’t have health pot bound

[cyan oxide]

sec coming

[hot crystal]

[peak solar]

Click gaming

[pulsar trail]

isn't this assuming you'd have dance for every single symbols?

[serene crescent]

ya that's why it's mega rough oxi

[pulsar trail]

oh well

not my problem

[serene crescent]

the reality would be using sod after sod ends

[pulsar trail]

enjoy your shit game next tier boys

[serene crescent]

every time

[ruby wagon]

wow may be a shit game

but its my shit game

[pulsar trail]

I'm a last epoch gamer now

no time for silly mmos

[stone swan]

i picked a dogshit build for last epoch and now im dying

perma

[pulsar trail]

is this like your first non-diablo ARPG?

[mortal pendant]

diablo 4 beta test waiting room

[ruby wagon]

my advice is

most builds do a lot of damage

so u can put a lot of points into survivability

also u get a lot of damage after picking ur specializatio

so its ok to feel zdps for a little bit

[stone swan]

it doesnt

no i mean im in

empowered monos

and dying

[ruby wagon]

ohh

[warped wedge]

hes playing the outlaw of last epoch

[stone swan]

im playing a poison build only to find out

[ruby wagon]

but yea thats the really nice thing about LE

[stone swan]

poison got giga nerfed

this patch

[ruby wagon]

its really easy to reroll

[stone swan]

and is dogshit

[ruby wagon]

bc u have so much reasources

it didnt get giga nerfed rofl

wherever ur reading that from is giga dumb

or ur being giga dumb and misinterpreting

[pulsar trail]

I'm playing a DOT bow build

and it fucks

[ruby wagon]

its literally a good archetype

[warped wedge]

is your char named bowner oxi

[stone swan]

but theres a ton of bugs with this build im playing anyways

[ruby wagon]

are you playing umbral blades?

[stone swan]

that make me die

[ruby wagon]

oh ur druid?

[stone swan]

yes im playing umbral blades

shift

[pulsar trail]

I was clearing end game content 20 levels below because I accidentally went to the end game content

[ruby wagon]

oh well yea

that build is squishy af

idk how u make that tanky

[stone swan]

need insane gear

[ruby wagon]

it looked bad to me thats why i never played it

[stone swan]

but cant farm gear

cause die

kekw

[ruby wagon]

idk did u see the video for it

[stone swan]

uh but u get tanky with

[ruby wagon]

the guy was dying in his showcase

[stone swan]

bleeding heart necklace

the leech is nuts

[ruby wagon]

i have that necklace on my hc stash

gitgud

[stone swan]

and u just need to roll good res blessings so u can put hp on every piece of gear

but i cba cause theres a bug with shift

in that build

for some reason

probably has to do with how many blades ur succing into yourself

[ruby wagon]

feelsbad

shit luck in wow

[stone swan]

might transition into cold

[ruby wagon]

shit luck in le

dw d4 will save u

[pulsar trail]

LE is legit the perfect game to tide me over until new poe league

[ruby wagon]

o ya

[pulsar trail]

almost done with the campaign

[ruby wagon]

ye there's a fuck ton of min maxing u can do for every build

its super nice

[pulsar trail]

the rng gods blessed me on 3 crafts last night

just gotta start shoring up my res's before I hit end game

cuz rn they're kinda doo doo

[wheat onyx]

https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulPiercingEggCclamChamp-IuXi77qqeu3t67d-

[pulsar trail]

@ruby wagon

[ripe wasp]

Crafted that right before I got to Majasa. Big upgrade

[ruby wagon]

WTFF

pog

[inner wadi]

rogue with bow?

[hasty nova]

Okay that name is fucking stupid

[inner wadi]

living that true classic life

[pulsar trail]

rogue has a marksman specialization

[steel snow]

rogue is also a bow guy in d4

maybe we shouldve been ranged all along

[mortal pendant]

ye we should share bows/guns drops for hunters

[stone swan]

@warped wedge

this is so pog

[warped wedge]

[inner wadi]

i missed the dallas game

but im assuming

i didnt miss much

[warped wedge]

you missed the worst inbound play of all time

[hasty nova]

Topofthehourbbq#AD

[inner wadi]

someone in max chat just said survival tier is bad because you dont press the buttons it buffs in ST

?????????????????????????

lmfao WHAT

[warped wedge]

curry has 41 on 23 shots and gsw is still losing

[stone swan]

theres someone named greenskins wickers in nba?

[warped wedge]

focus on your dragon fool

[stone swan]

joke

[inner wadi]

ryler

i was 30 mins late to raid

hopped in for a pull

bird died

truly the color diff

[pulsar trail]

now if we go to your wcl page

will it reflect that statement

[inner wadi]

yeah

[pulsar trail]

how sure you are

that it was the "color diff"

[inner wadi]

sources told me

[pulsar trail]

[warped wedge]

why were you late to raid

[inner wadi]

work

[warped wedge]

damnit target

[inner wadi]

yep

[pulsar trail]

looking at the log mr. deeners

seems like it was the imatmylimit dif

[warped wedge]

toxic

[inner wadi]

arms warrior op

[pulsar trail]

no what's toxic

[warped wedge]

80k as sub in p3 pretty good

[pulsar trail]

is nerfing assassination 18 times

and this is allowed to exist

[warped wedge]

you still drop rupture on sub I thought you had practice on assa

!

[inner wadi]

i also didnt use boon

[warped wedge]

whats even the arms diffy, it has to be more than just pi

p3 duration? what are even their cds

havent played arms since bfa

[pulsar trail]

doesn't matter

what does cooldowns have to do with anything

lmao

[clever sleet]

This mf probably had a fatty trial

[pulsar trail]

his only abilities that hit more than his execute

were melee auto attacks

and his belt

and deep wounds

[warped wedge]

100k execute cast

hmm

[pulsar trail]

don't forget fatal mark

1 million fatal mark

[warped wedge]

isnt that a capstone

[pulsar trail]

ya

[clever sleet]

Trial is disgusting and I hate it

[inner wadi]

i have no idea how arms works

[warped wedge]

seems fine or

[soft pendant]

on Cloud 9 right now arent you?

[clever sleet]

After avatar arms goes brrrrr

[pulsar trail]

they push ignore pain & thunderclap and its a dps gain

that's all you gotta know

[clever sleet]

And gets like 6000 bajillion strength

[wheat onyx]

Huh?

[warped wedge]

its only 2% of total boss dmg

[soft pendant]

lmao he doubted you and then was like ah fuck, it is a word.

[wheat onyx]

LOl it was just funny

[pulsar trail]

fatal mark?

[warped wedge]

yeah?

[pulsar trail]

now imagine if the stacks didn't reset

[warped wedge]

I mean 2% of HIS dmg

[pulsar trail]

[warped wedge]

oh they reset

[soft pendant]

funniest part is him just blatantly ignoring everything you're saying

[warped wedge]

[soft pendant]

to see if its a word

[clever sleet]

Original mark

[pulsar trail]

because they originally did not

[warped wedge]

interesting

[pulsar trail]

so warriors were hitting like

6 million marks

nerf rogue though

[warped wedge]

so it has a duration and it drops off during i1

or what

or i2 aswell?

[soft pendant]

Guy in the background: very well thought out response and analysis
max in the foreground: (...thats not a real word...?)

11/10 content

[inner wadi]

that word alone

is why max wants guy back on the stream some time

[pulsar trail]

it was 60s

they buffed it to 120s

so it falls off every intermission

[warped wedge]

is i2 even 2min

time to log watch

maybe you can refresh it before you get punted to p3

[wheat onyx]

Is intentionality even that big of a word haha

[soft pendant]

are u guys watching blas0n

[pulsar trail]

roughly ya

[humble rivet]

i dont want to watch weakaura addon simulator

so no

[soft pendant]

theyre getting it down!!

[humble rivet]

pog

[inner wadi]

@warped wedge https://clips.twitch.tv/MiniatureDeterminedSaladPeteZaroll-Ap6ZO39R_notwnJt

[humble rivet]

i hope they do

[inner wadi]

juicer doesnt know

[pulsar trail]

nice their best % is worse than ours

[warped wedge]

tw: https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/3wBraYxZ6Ty8RzJG#fight=20&type=damage-done&targetclass=Boss&phase=5

[pulsar trail]

and they have 100 more pulls

ANVIL GAMING IS THE TRUTH

[warped wedge]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/3wBraYxZ6Ty8RzJG#fight=20&type=auras&spells=debuffs&hostility=1&ability=383704

it dont drop so you have to be smart about it

i guess

[pulsar trail]

[soft pendant]

when do u raid next

[pulsar trail]

tomorrow

why

[soft pendant]

idk i wanna see emu die

[pulsar trail]

you'll be wasting 3 hours of your time

but sure

go for it

[soft pendant]

ill be in classic raid so

already wasting my time

[pulsar trail]

I mean

our best pull is 19.5%

[warped wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/aintnoway-gif-27058877

[soft pendant]

thats under 10 attempts

of p3

for sure

[pulsar trail]

[inner wadi]

i think we saw p3 like 8 times?

[pulsar trail]

the problem is getting back to p3

[inner wadi]

i cant remember

[pulsar trail]

we've seen it

2 times with everyone alive

1 with like 80% of the raid

[soft pendant]

yeah everyone just needs to nut up for an hour

its rough

[acoustic flume]

P3 is just getting clean explosions and stopping tornados

[peak solar]

Execute go brrrr

[ashen ravine]

Nah how would one guess that but it doesnt matter

womp womp

[tame swan]

womp womp!!!

[hot crystal]

womp

@unreal quiver sorry i havent joined yet i took a nap i was tired af

I could be back in like 20 mins

[warped wedge]

napping instead of watching your favorite basketball team

[hot crystal]

Which one

[pulsar trail]

@warped wedge did you know if you get parried on a rupture

[inner wadi]

you should download the uwu pack my guildie made

[pulsar trail]

you keep your full cp and it gives you the finality buff?

[hot crystal]

Also i have homework tonight i kinda put myself in a bind here

[inner wadi]

now im a full gamer

[tame swan]

[inner wadi]

whenever lust pops

[hot crystal]

Wait thats a banger

Dps gain

[inner wadi]

i hear shylily saying WOMP to the tune of star wars

[pulsar trail]

it also gives you dance cdr

[mortal pendant]

time to optimize apl around that

[pulsar trail]

also works for assassination btw

if your envenom gets parried

[inner wadi]

@tame swan search "uwu" on curseforge

[pulsar trail]

you the the cttc extension

[inner wadi]

then go look at the sounds you can make things have in your wa's

pure art

[pulsar trail]

[tame swan]

oh god lol

[warped wedge]

maybe I need dekais fatality wa for parries

[tame swan]

you're gonna get me in trouble

[hot crystal]

[inner wadi]

no

its poggers

[pulsar trail]

also consumes anima charge combo points

very cool

glad parry is still in the game

[hot crystal]

Painchamp

[pulsar trail]

[hot crystal]

I love parry

[inner wadi]

parry is super cool!

[pulsar trail]

our warrior got his colossus smash parried

in our 19.5% wipe

[hot crystal]

Miss doesnt affect gameplay right so

[pulsar trail]

[hot crystal]

Miss gets a pass

[warped wedge]

you dont understand, melee is balanced around parry

[hot crystal]

But parry

[pulsar trail]

true

[inner wadi]

i can stream actually and show all the goated sounds

[pulsar trail]

uhdk's damage is unparryable because it's all pets

[hot crystal]

Just stand behind

Wait the map with zaralek is sick its like it dug up under the bottom right corner

[clever sleet]

[pulsar trail]

I'm watching my RL play league rn

and someone in his game is named "pube salsa"

[clever sleet]

Great game

[inner wadi]

@tame swan oh god im going full degen mode

[tame swan]

noooooo

[past lagoon]

Doin ya maam - Ray William Johnson

[clever sleet]

Gn ot