The recent DART impact has made stuff real fun,
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-023-00601-4
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read up on extended complex plane
I dont think i want to 
How in the fuck do you manage to lose a million kilograms of mass from such a minimal impact
yea same as uncertainties when working with infinite
it's pretty easy
I dont have much curiosity for pure math
it was stable then wasnt
you just define numbers with a spehere
then you define infinity
1/0 = infinity
there
i guess it was like when you do fission or fusion
getting altered krangles it
even more violently
some parts would fly before
then whole body
I've only flown in a plane once (well technically twice since it was cross-country and we took a connecting flight in St. Louis) and it was 22 years ago. Was so afraid of shit like that happening I chewed gum the entire time.
it also happens at sea
that is why there are decompression chambers etc
pressure is a hell of a fucker
Do NOT want the bends
man now im having fun talking but i have to eat
and still havent slept
it is 2 PM
holy
oh 14:20
I want science to advance for me to not need sleep
1/3 of my lifespan spent just laying unconcious
i have a lot of hope for AI to make my job easier in the coming years
Why can't we like bank sleep
Chemicals
bro that would be so lit
Like I just sleep 2 days straight so I'm good for a week
There's too much of a physiological need for sleep for that to happen
slam some ZZZZ in the weekend
I trained my cock to type so now it does work for me while I sleep 
The weekend is my workweek
Tues-Thurs is my weekend

i think i will be able to automate a lot of the routing and switching if trained with the right data
Anyway it's remarkable that within 20 years or so we went from not having an answer to an asteroid impact, to having a solution that is going to work on the overwhelming majority of tracked asteroids
problem will be the macros for excel and SAP/MT9750
As in hitting us u mean?
Yuh
i wonder if it would even hit with so much shit orbiting around
it would need to be quite big
Also Tik Tok 
It would
Guess dont look up wasnt much of a prediction /s
can't you use js in office 365?
The dart object was 151 m I think
The amount of energy in objects moving at that speed, it'd just blow through our space trash
You need to be about 10 m to get through the atmosphere
There's a bigger problem with soft body asteroids though
And that's them colliding with something and shedding thousands of smaller rocks into orbit for long enough to collide with who fucking knows what
big problem is all the old programs/servers that need special things then you get the raw copy to excel or sometimes even a .csv and then work with it there or not even
Yeah apparently they're just balls of goo with rocks suspended in it 
What does soft body refer to
I imagine it depends on their creation
space slimes
Soft body just means that there isn't a rigid structure
are real pog
Gotcha
More like a suspension and not compressed mass
Not like a solid rock
Yeah i get it
Compressed sand/gravel/etc
It's like if you put a golf ball in the glass of water I'm just kidding
you could just feed the csv into a modern DB and work with data this way
We just need to convert our entire arsenal into IPBMs and nuke the asteroids
yea and who pays for that db not me ahaha
i dont judge their infraestructure
most of the work i do is kinda ez tbh
So it's likely a solid core that's dense enough to suck smaller rocks into it. Very goofy indeed
if i had to remake things myself it would take ages
The surface is so convincing,
Lmao
What a fucking crater...
It's dipping into the forbidden cheeto dust
Srsly
Crazy that they can stay together
That's a vacuum for you
i had shown it to people before but when you have to work on things like these ehehe
I guess theres only so many sources of gravity nearby and theyre all moving in the same direction
SAP is more modern but still has to feed into the MT
Vacuum + funky gravity on objects moving fast
windows 3.1 vibes
Yeah but you would assume that it would get close enough to something to just be pulled apart
and that is the part with UI there is also the back where it is even more krangled
And that's the many asteroids that have gotten near earth to have their trajectory altered by our gravitational field, that we would have seen some of the pull of gravity on the mass
Well gravity is an inverse square remember
Yuh
like when i have to give permissions it takes forever
It gets exponentially weaker as you move away
i quite like my job more now than before the last one was a PITA
So it wouldn't take that much of dense rock to make all that other shit be attracted to it and only it
this one is super chill and if i get calls they are paid
The asteroids are also not brittle, and are moving at quite a bit of speed so they would enter the gravitational field effectively all at once
I suppose you could just replace, on more rudimentary visual representations of gravitational fields, the solid objects that would be entering and exiting fields with beads of water.
But it's obviously a frictionless surface so you're not losing mass just from traversing distance
Possibly like a giant snowball rolling down a hill
Except the hill is space
Just rolling into more snow, getting more and more added on
I'm curious the difference in strength between something like surface tension and asteroids
Phonedyingbyebye
twas a good one
21 SBG. Mage names Twinofhunk ints his own key on last boss. Leaves the rest of us because he needs a portal. I
m+
back to wow you go 

lmao
ngl
I would much rather play DF than league rn
play like 2 games of league
first game we shit on other team its fun we win
second game someone leaves first minute
we fight for 30 mins but we lose anyway cause it's hopeless when you fall behind in league
game is so shit rn it's unreal
not going to poison OT with league talk anymore cause we have a channel for it.
gotta find something else to cure my boredom today
Have you ever tried just punching things?
my counterstrike 2 wishlist:
-ultimate abilities
-unique heroes/champions of varying genders, sexualities, and ethnicities
-more women to play it than cs:go
-256tickrate
-hide n seek and warcraft3 mod built in
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ye
so they want valorant basically

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This dood actually thinks Milwaukee is a more hostile place for opposing teams than Philadelphia 
The issue with Philly
is that if the sixers start playing bad
they're gonna get booed too

Philly actually just the most hostile place to play for either team


Can you imagine the Sixers make the Finals and lose in Game 7
Just completely wipe the city off the map
Pffft
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GM OT
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Gm Ahri
48.5 hr if u will
Y the big mute?
Did u say u like chocolate hummus or somthing?
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God dam
Big true too. Slept in, wife's making breakfast while I shower
Got to pet my cat which is cool, she's usually omega skittish
Going to target after?
Ugh, bliss
Hmm
whens the last time philly won a title

GOD I CANT WAIT TO COMPETE IN THE RIOT GAMES MMO AND COMPETE ON STAGE AGAINST RAID BOSSES SITTING ACROSS FROM THE RIVAL GUILD!!!!
I opened my fortune cookie and said, specficially you, on rogue discord, will face challenges today.
anyone here knows Spell IDs of Danse Macabre and Thistle Tea?
I opened my fortune cookie today and it said that u are going to have a mildly pleasant day today
(you wont die)
(maybe)
You're legally not allowed to bully me it's a hate crime
Not true
I've codified a new anti bully clause
Maybe the challenge is you will find money on the floor and you won't know what to buy with it.
You just can’t make mention of gender race weight or anything else eluding to your physical appearance 😛
Ngl riot would handle RWF way better
you are a rat?
That'd be so neat
Ur icon is an allusion to pornhub, I wouldn't go insulting anyone
Gm king
your wisdom must be borderless
Hold on zempai lemme find a selfie
I’m the shit dps hokage
Oxi here
no ty
Cuz you're a BULLY?
We love that for you king, pop off
Fuck
@rare silo ur welcome
just got buy a new one

whut the, how
@ashen ravine waves?
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You dating a racer?
hataro needs a shovel, a car and some plastic wrap to date. he doesnt have a car now. makes sense to me

No just a car asshole
Good luck having girls not ghost you if you say they need to pick you up

pick'em up on horse
Bro I don't even have driver's license 
Just walk
How old are you
34
My wife's same age
Ah so your married
thats not what he asked
Yeah but I dated plenty but never had license 😄

Where do you live
Just take public tansport
ye no car in US is no bueno
And that's a good way to get yourself ghosted
Can't she drive then?
i dont have a licence either, never needed one
Are you reading what I'm saying
Just drive without a license
But why would a woman ghost you just because you don't have a car 😄
but i live in a country where public transport is usable
bruh if i havent taken damage in ages why is corrupting phial going off
i dont understand how this works
If she's 22 but doesn't understand how bad the used car market is then I don't think I want to be around her to begin with
Brother people ghost for less
Then is that someone you want to be dating then heh
that's every person
why august

xD
I think I knew why you asked but now I really know why
its pppm thats more active the more damage ut ake
They're ghosting him I don't think he has much of a choice
it always procs tho
August is just when I get a paycheque that's full
So I'll have a good 11k

To put as a downpayment
oh what
i didnt realise
completely fucks my shroud skips as dh
i have to click the phial off me
If you don’t recycle you’re hitler+satan+dr.doom+cheney
So I've mathed it out I want at least 10
K
That's when it will be doable
Also I'm gonna contact so it's actually in my best interest to wait
To see if I'm renewed
If I buy a car now. And I dont get renewed I'm stuck paying 600 a month
With potentially no job
I would ask someone else to check that, wouldn’t trust yourself
wtf are you buying
I think I can plan out money
I’m allocating like 5k for a used car 10 does seem like a lot
tf you need 10k for a civic
Because they're like 20k +
Finance major with so little iq
???
Okay
If I want something with low KM it costs
Move to EU Hataro, all your problems are solved
move to Russia
You get perma contract, buy cheap BMW and can date carless
You understand I had a 4.0 until the last year of school right?
everyone’s problems are all solved
Used car market is insane rn
Because I worked fulltime and school fulltime
you dont need a civic with low miles, they run for forever
everyday im more thankful i leased in nov 2019 
You do understand that you have shown enough in this channel for that be not relevant?
you dont even drive that much, NF is an island isnt it
That's fair
Yes
No lmao

He just buy an old broken piece of shit because
After owning my EX
@gaunt cipher you’ve seen full group A?
2015 with 110k mazda and he’s probably complaining about something with 45k or less on it
Anyways I wasn't asking financial advice I have a plan
5 months without a car is kinda nuts
I live next to a grocery store I walk
I have a 2020 camry rn I love
@cyan oxide ride time
But like
The dating thing sucks
Unless I go like
Hey just come over to my place first date

just uber i guess

Pay one of your friends to pick her up and tell her your personal chauffer will pick her up.

rob a car
no car. what don’t want to introduce her to mom when she brings snacks down to the basement?
just invite them over
Human connections is so overrated
But if a girl won't date you cuz u can't pick her up, you won't have bright future once she finds out you play world of warcraft 
I just wont tell her
League
haha
Preach
no one thinks you actually talk to girls. don’t assume #off-topic is that dumb
you wanna know how I met my wife, who hated games and now plays boomkin..
Tandem bike banger date idea
wife is currently terrorizing her city with road construction and city planning.
god bless
That's what I been saying

that’s spring and summer roadwork
when people ask me why I'm single
I'm actually just gigabased
People havent caught on yet
I'm likr Nietzsche, just less incelly and less syphillatic
I went drunk to a cafe's birthday party and beautiful girl comes in, hot af photographer, taking pictures of the event
Then few hours later I went to her drunk af and I asked her if I could see her camera lens which was huge and probably expensive af.. and she replied..
What camera? I'm not a photographer
Those two things don't even go together
That's how nietzsche died
Yes but prostitution is still sex

Lmao
someone never been to vegas
It's not about being like technically an incel right
he's just aligned with the views
Yes but like
Until I realized, I talked to the wrong person 

Incels are literally just dides who cant get women
although I actually remember nothing about Nietzsche
I mean yes
but they also very much have like
Most of them dont want prostitutes because it's not organic
an outlook on life?
idk how to describe it
like just cuz you're single and you don't want to be
Incel just one of those words
doesn't make you an incel
That doesnt even mean what it originally meant anymore
Ye
Because people misuse it

You can move to JP and KR, they're having birth rate issues 
It started referring to the types of incels you see on the internet or on like 4chan or whatever
ye
And why would they fuck someone without a car?
Mini 
JP bithday declines are parelel to the decline of toyota sprinters in the roads
No one wants to work anymore
I don't blame them
Who could
What is this man...
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1632070812361424896?s=20
"This can never be said at a Democratic gathering -- look at all the beautiful women here"
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Im watching this streamer play overwatch, somebody donated him something stupid and then 10 minutes later he donated again and said "Hey man i think you ignored my last dono, can you respond please"

Must be nice
Haha, tactics
Stop sending me Viruses please

Working Fri-Mon sucks
too much tummy
I like tummy

miz needs to go back to the tummy pfps

what the heck is happening here
I still don't know what that is and probably for the better
what
Aye bro if you see pedo bait when u see a small character
that says more abt u than the character
No genshin is just a game for pedos
I’ve always said this @wheat onyx lmao
And this character takes the cake
I just had one 

Like preach said I've never seen a better advert not to play a game than the stupid trailer for this girl


Legit never played genshin in my life. Don’t see a world where that’s real homie
And League is a game for Borderline sociopaths
...
Borderline?
White supremacists
boomers
And alt righters

When did animes derail from cool ninjas and guys playing baseball to pedobait waifus
Exactly thank you hyper

...
Probably yeah haha

I think you're old
Good point
Average 90s anime fan
Dbz overrated don’t @ me
@swift imp
80 and 90's anime is the shizzle, not this waifu shizzle.
GUZZLER
Bulma was literally underage for dragon ball man - it’s always been there 
Cowboy bebop 
Shhhhhhhh
Me waiting for vagabond anime adaptation 

Cause they made the females badass so you would want interest in the rule 34 version.. Nowadays is just free explicit, loses all interest

loses all interest

Bro I dont wanna date some 14 year old. 28+ upwards
Alright whatever
Just stop posting oomfie
No 
It makes me extremely uncomfortable
Okay 
sounds like your problem
It really does 
we are not in the business of making your life less uncomfortable
If you post oomfie
at the very least I am not
I don't care what pics you post
Total annihilation
By your logic that's just more oomfies
implying Hataro has logic 
Some version
This is the opening salvo
Weak
should we timeout hataro preventive?
what having no car does to a mfer
If you time me out time out the oomfie
Or contain it to :3
Tbf I have a gif in mind I cant find it
bright side - his problems are solvable and relatively easy
at least one related to having a car
"If you keep posting gifs of an anime child I will post porn"
I will not post porn
🤨
I will post suggestive gifs
Ooooooooboi
ill just ban u
Ahahaha
weirdo
Ah so you're homophobic now

That's one well defined ass.
you call THAT logic?
I did specifically call it his logic.
Bro hitting them squats DEEP
@cyan oxide 30 min hiit/hills. where you at?
I firmly believe that's an insult to word "logic"
Yuh
Bro that too sexual
goes outside and sees a literal child
This is bait.
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@tropic skiff
We just memeing ronkles
No one is being serious
I just wanted an excuse to post a gif of that guys fine ass
I don't even know what an oomfie is
What even is one of these...
I'm not lying that shit does make me uncomfortable tho
But genshin itself makes me cringe so
one of my followers
Hey - if Hataro's more comfortable at staring a dude's well defined ass than a oomfie, it's real
someone into alchemy
makes more snse that way
i think it just depends on context
I mean did you see that ass
Double cheeked up
Defined dude
On a sunday afternoon, hella ass
caked up
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@daring mauve finishing xcom 2
and the top question

( . Y . )
try the big overhaul mods
Boobies
One of the "great games" I piled up to plat when there's no internet I will never probably touch.
for which game @daring mauve
Xcom 2
xcom, new vegas, skyrim and divinity 2
skyrim sucks
divinity is bis

you get all the characters
I played through FF stranger of paradise
guy has boomer opinions sometimes?
Story was absolute trash but the gameplay was fun
C H A O S?
Skryim is a boomer game u dent
I played divinity 2 with 4 buddies for few hours in island, we all said, game is too good and never touched it again
I’m convinced that game was them just figuring out what they were gonna do combat system wise for ff16
Combat was so good tho
ye
watched a friend play it
ic
like, combat is good, and story/dialoge is how a 13y old thinks DMC works 
@umbral whale I am glad you enjoyed it tho 
Glad I could give a good suggestion
Now the next challenge is finding another 
Wait so all champs and heroes are available if you play via GP?
Don't even need to play via it
just connect em
I still launch league the same way
That is actually pretty sick
I just have access to everything now
good ai
I was already paying for GP so
Yeah same
"and if you get perma'd you can just connect your new account to instantly get all the champs"
Wow sub coming to GP I feel it

Why can't they just make a final fantasy turn based like the old school ones.
I can do a commander playthrough now
Apparently the jump to legendary is massive
because turn based combat is boring and not popular
the pokemon company would defy that
Octopath traveler 2
Apparently it's good
hell yeah dude. I tried to find the first one everywhere for my wife and I couldnt find it anywhere
Enderal for skyrim is gud
Pokemon hasn't been good in years
But guy is right. Turn based combat is kinda old

The one that manages to stay alive
I like tactical RPGs like I'm fine with that
and its only popular beacuse of the IP not the actual gameplay
But the old FF combat system is not great
the actual gameplay is terrible
Yeah but thats because they milked tf out of the design, pokemons now are a joke compared to the old ones, the gameplay's still masterpiece
I mean it has a decent competitive community
Yeah it's a cheese pizza angle
They went from nature represented bugs to random ass pokemons like lightbulbs
Pokemons gameplay is a masterpiece 
I'm trying to maintain 170
Yes, become fat 
I cannot handle handsome hataro
Yeah ur right, amazing designs like Voltorb
and Magnemite

I ate a hole ass 2 full baguettes yesterday
just internet trying to break a machine
Yeah that one is a bit 
nothing new really
neither
i still hate it
it ruined the lore
so bad
I just lost 35 lbs lmao
if anything I'd consider that good - we need to know those algorithms limitations/flaws
Well over 8 months but still
they dont make cough sirup like they used to
Actually imma make some pasta
spaghetti?
if its not spaghetti lock your doors ima bust in with the quad
Nosering 
Only reason I bought Darkest Dungeon was because was roguelike turn-based
If it was real-time or similar combat, meh
Do u break ur spaghetti before putting em in the water 
not because renault and dismis are the best characters in the history of characters?

"Skillfully combined"" as if it's not just a huge vat they dump everything into and then scoop it out with a ladle.
no
that shits heretical and ruins it

No long noodles at that point just buy macaroni
Renault is a car company u silly goose
Whats ur fav pasta type
that has bad ptsd
Idk i really liked darkest dungeon but its just so awful and ass one of your main party member dies
and is afraid of his family
U wouldnt know a lng noodle if it slapped you across ur face

God damn he's a machine
you would?
Hello budget
I just look down
Giota beat him
No what
It just melts into the water
I did a challenge where if 1 dies I would delete the save 
No more leaf 
Why break it
I mean if you like turn based combat thats fine, but turn based combat hasn't been mainstream for years
It will disappear soon
Are you on mobile?
Yes
It doesn't show up
For the evil that the action bring into the world
Theres loads of niche indie games that do turn based stuff still so, it's still out there

It only shows up on pc
Divinity 2 
ahh yes the no death runs
and the pain they cause
unsure what ur response means
Divinity is not purely turn bassd tho
also true
Oh ok, but the old final fantasy's weren't also 100% turn based, there was still the speed and apm's and whatever
what even is a AAA game lol, the definition is blury af
Last 2 turn based games I enjoyed were like Darkest dungeon and Battle Brothers

Thats prob it
I mean FF is just never going back to turn based combat lol
it has no mainstream appeal
i can stream some keys to you in a bit?
Its as niche as rts nowadays
i think thats for the better tbh
Imo
Idk.. I have odd feelings when franchises switch their core mechanics.
i mean, turnbased games had a small revolution anyway, going back to oldschool turnbased ff combat would not be good
tbh its funy how most news about the bing ai is people trying to break it
kind of "i can make bing state bad things if i find a way to break it"
yes it would
Imagine if need for speed would go turnbased.
Well they wouldn't do that because it'd be bad for business
final fantasy games clearly needed to do something to modernize
They killed DAN for nothing 
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O...
because turnbased is not mainstream anymore
did they?
"He disappeared into the ether" 
i mean more like, after playing stuff like SMT5, games like ff1 to 10 are just boring turnbased systems
but thats like, my opinion, ofc the normal turnsbased stuff still has its perks
then why is chess popular?
take this L

that's an important thing to cover imo, highlighting modern model limitations so people won't claim "future is now"
Bring back DAN, he was cool
Idk, man, I still find myself playing the old ones only. I can't enjoy the new final fantasy's.
I liked it when it was medieval-like - now it's too modern, too far from what it once was.
It went from an adventure with knights and dragons to a novel.
for me it is about use case
I mean again , if you don't like it that's fine lol
ff always had modern stuff
but u aren't the mainstream audience anymore lol
"modern"
And also, tone and themes change with all media with time lmao
its a cause and effect issue, though
like, ff7 is set in a dystopian city, and the first thing you do is blowing a powerplant up
bing ai seems to me mostly a "helper" that more or less gives a more natural way to inetract with search
thats not really medieval as a setting
and some additional functions like "summerize me X", "find me Y"
Fair, same for VIII, but still the core medieval stuff was there
because game companies changed their game design away from certain genres or combat types, fewer people enjoy them now, simply because people dont like change
the BR gravy train has already ended
but weve seen in recent years how popular games can be when they have a proper budget, even if they are adventure games or turnbased
what is the new shit now that br is over btw?









