off-topic

[pulsar trail]

ya

well technically

better to use seven spice

which has cinnamon

[brazen eagle]

isn't that a bit overpowering

[waxen latch]

what is EXTRA virgin oil? not even 18yet?

[pulsar trail]

[scenic blaze]

Tomatoes have feelings too ok

[graceful thistle]

i knew that was coming

[elder patrol]

cinnamon in chili aint bad either

[pulsar trail]

quarter teaspoon isn't much

[brazen eagle]

cinemon in garam masala is nice

[pulsar trail]

but people won't know that because americans use the dumbest measurement systems ever

[brazen eagle]

or in mixes, but idk on a cold dish

[pulsar trail]

"A QUARTER OF A TEASPOON"

[graceful thistle]

i measure in grams

[pulsar trail]

@native flower get your cousins to move to michigan

[brazen eagle]

to be fair its not only american

[pulsar trail]

I want more maghrebi cuisine here pls

[elder patrol]

cooking is guidelines anyway,mostly

[pulsar trail]

there's some libyan places

but fuck that

[graceful thistle]

i still want to try the afghan place near me

maybe i go tonight hmm

[clever sleet]

You should

[native flower]

lmao

[clever sleet]

We don’t have any exotic places around here. It’s basic as hell

[pulsar trail]

bro I'll even do their paperwork for free

[brazen eagle]

german cooking books also have all sort of feelcraft with ingrediants

[pulsar trail]

PLEASE

[pulsar trail]

isn't there a uranium plant on fire where you are?

that's pretty exotic

[clever sleet]

4 hours away

Yeah man

[graceful thistle]

you dont even have a basic mediterranean place?

[clever sleet]

Had to check on my brother

[clever sleet]

Lotta Greek

Not so much base Mediterranean

[pulsar trail]

they don't appreciate it

[graceful thistle]

i had this a few weeks back https://www.zullee.com/menus/

[pulsar trail]

mfers roll up and order bread and garlic

[graceful thistle]

true

[pulsar trail]

I took my white friends to a restaurant

[clever sleet]

One chocolate hummus pls

[sharp ferry]

You blocked me, idk if you're an accurate judge of character

[pulsar trail]

and they ordered bread and garlic

and I just stared at them

I was embarrassed for them

[brazen eagle]

not that big fan of hummus

[clever sleet]

(I’m about to be blocked)

[sharp ferry]

Lmfao

[clever sleet]

Hummus is goated stuff

[sharp ferry]

Garlic bread done right fucks hard oxi

[stoic folio]

one kebab pls

[pulsar trail]

it's not garlic bread bro

it's legit pita bread

and garlic paste

[clever sleet]

Garlic bread mid

[sharp ferry]

With actual roasted garlic

[clever sleet]

I’ll say it

[pulsar trail]

it's meant to be there to use with the actual food

[graceful thistle]

garlic bread is mid

[pulsar trail]

not as a fucking meal

[elder patrol]

I would say"order for me", I like trying random stuff

[pulsar trail]

you seem like a gallaba kinda guy

[elder patrol]

how can I know if I like it or not if I dont try it you know

[keen lintel]

im sorry if we're going anywhere that has pita bread im ordering pita bread

[graceful thistle]

i'll take pita with hummus + tzatziki any day over garlic bread

[torn mural]

Im an Oxi kinda guy

[keen lintel]

ill get more stuff too im not that simple but

pita slaps

[pulsar trail]

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion @lilac heath https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PufOegt-GT8

losing queens is no good

[pulsar trail]

I don't get tagged in chess stuff

[elder patrol]

looks good to me

[graceful thistle]

i like ordering random stuff but i dont have people who help me out

[pulsar trail]

chess*

[brazen eagle]

garlic or herb baguette is nice

just don't add too much garlic

[shell sparrow]

I do tag you in cheese stuff

[pulsar trail]

I also like cheese

[graceful thistle]

scrambled egg baguette is nice

[pulsar trail]

despite being lactose intolerant

guys

[shell sparrow]

I think I have tagged you with my pasta pic?

anyway

[pulsar trail]

true/false: croissants are french

[torn mural]

rejected

[shell sparrow]

I was debating whether or not tag you oxi

[graceful thistle]

y tho

[brazen eagle]

[pulsar trail]

yea it looks so good

[shell sparrow]

now I have a definitive answer

[pulsar trail]

theyre about to get got

[keen lintel]

big false

[pulsar trail]

bonus points if you know where they originated from

[graceful thistle]

this is rejected?

[torn mural]

on a toast mb, but respect the baguette

[brazen eagle]

i only knew because i did read it a while ago

[keen lintel]

austria?

[shell sparrow]

fun fact I realised - croissant is similar to crescent and they both mean the same word

[graceful thistle]

a toasted baguette

[pulsar trail]

sheesh

[shell sparrow]

useless facts with Lorentz

[pulsar trail]

promote our angry cat in a cage to OT CF

[shell sparrow]

don't toast a person, hello

[brazen eagle]

its still quite diffrent from the classical kipferl

[keen lintel]

[brazen eagle]

so well

[pulsar trail]

well you know the french

they have to change it until its theirs

[shell sparrow]

@elder patrol gonna make more pancakes tomorrow

[torn mural]

are we going on that land again cause its getting old

tbh

[shell sparrow]

because it's special week

[elder patrol]

gl man

[shell sparrow]

another pancakes poisoning

[pulsar trail]

what land

the french are proud of their cuisine

[shell sparrow]

[brazen eagle]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vasistas

this is bis

[keen lintel]

u ever had a french taco?

[shell sparrow]

isn't that "what is that?" in german?

[brazen eagle]

yes

[pulsar trail]

so anything introduced to french cuisine gets changed to a point where it becomes uniquely theirs

why did you assume something negative?

[brazen eagle]

its so funny that people asked "whats that"

and they named it that

[pulsar trail]

I'd eat that

that looks good af

[brazen eagle]

looks good

[elder patrol]

yes

[shell sparrow]

remove corn and I am happy

[keen lintel]

what corn?

[shell sparrow]

and bell peppers if they are there

[pulsar trail]

that just looks like corn

[torn mural]

I believed so at first, lets say some ppl here feel free to call me out on that fairly often :>

my bad tho

[pulsar trail]

who is it

I'll ban them all

[torn mural]

[pulsar trail]

or I'll just ban everyone just in case

STARTING WITH

MYSELF

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! oxi was lucky 11 times.

[pulsar trail]

FUCK

[torn mural]

[pulsar trail]

one of these days

it'll work

[brazen eagle]

!mr let me show you how its done

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! fuu was lucky 10 times.

[pulsar trail]

it's never when we want it

[keen lintel]

love u all ill cya in 30 mins

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Aa was lucky 1 times.

[brazen eagle]

that backfired

[sharp ferry]

Man I was thinking about not hearing from deeny td

[keen lintel]

fk

[inner wadi]

@soft pendant

[elder patrol]

!mr 30min pancake?

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Ramlu was lucky 12 times.

[sharp ferry]

And there he is typinv

[inner wadi]

👀

[torn mural]

already got my plane ticket to michigan so I can slap your ass cheeks into RH again

[soft pendant]

Broooo listen you got this

Anything in IT can be taught

[inner wadi]

HUH

[soft pendant]

Help desk is all about people skills

[sharp ferry]

I missed u

[elder patrol]

yooo gz on kill nvm, gz Jake

[inner wadi]

no i missed u

[pulsar trail]

[soft pendant]

[sharp ferry]

Customer service + google

[pulsar trail]

yall did it?

[inner wadi]

IT is literally so fucking ez

[waxen latch]

@soft pendant silksong when

[torn mural]

Jake

[inner wadi]

i just need the interview

[soft pendant]

Yeah we got it

[pulsar trail]

I channeled all my sanity to you and the other rogue homie before I went to bed

[inner wadi]

and i can show i dab on em

[soft pendant]

Last pull of the night

[sharp ferry]

U recruiting

[soft pendant]

For like 2 weeks cause our evokers are on back to back vacation

Our raid leads stream title was “either rasz dies or the guild does”

[inner wadi]

job posting said pay is ranging from 22 to 26/hr

[torn mural]

Happy Hollow Knight birthday, 6 years old today @soft pendant

[pulsar trail]

lol

[waxen latch]

could not do 2nd dathea day cus 3people where sick :c

[inner wadi]

i apped

[sharp ferry]

Lmfao

[inner wadi]

i NEED this

[sharp ferry]

YUGE dosh

[soft pendant]

I make 26 in the heart of Denver

That’s good pay

$60 ish a year

[inner wadi]

26 with 40 hrs a week is literally life changing money for me

considering im at 15 with 25 avg hours

[pulsar trail]

um

[soft pendant]

[graceful thistle]

saw that coming

[pulsar trail]

try $50k before taxes mr. jake

[sharp ferry]

Jesus

[torn mural]

[soft pendant]

I mean I know what I make ?

[shell sparrow]

salaries in US is the only lucrative thing

😦

[inner wadi]

target hates me

[pulsar trail]

$26 an hour, 40 hours a week is $1,040 a week

[inner wadi]

but i did get talked to yesterday by my boss about becoming s manager

[pulsar trail]

$4160 a month

[inner wadi]

even tho im not interested in that

[pulsar trail]

x12

[soft pendant]

I’m looking at my paystub

[graceful thistle]

maybe he gets bonuses

[pulsar trail]

4160 x 12 = 49,920

[elder patrol]

would be real nice here

[soft pendant]

Oxi

[inner wadi]

just do 26 x 2080 xd

[soft pendant]

You know there’s 26 paychecks a year

[valid tartan]

No fucking way its 6 years already since they announced silksong

[torn mural]

no

[pulsar trail]

ok?

[torn mural]

Hollow Knight the game is 6 yo

[pulsar trail]

you realize whether I do it weekly, bi weekly, or monthly

[sharp ferry]

I'm going from 24/hr to 65/hr

[pulsar trail]

the amount is the same right?

[sharp ferry]

In the next month

[inner wadi]

HUH

BIG GRATZ

BUT

R U HIRING

xd

[sinful terrace]

You don't need to sell yourself bro

[elder patrol]

send me some

[inner wadi]

i literally cant fathom making thay much money

how

[keen lintel]

ok vod review is now $40

wtf

[valid tartan]

jesus christ you got me scared there buddy

[unreal quiver]

bruh i saw a job posting for 19k per year full time monday-friday

9 am - 6pm

[sharp ferry]

I'm becoming an outside consultant for ERP software for a fortune 500 company with an international distribution network

[unreal quiver]

like what a joke

you cant live off that

[inner wadi]

yeah i see some IT jobs that ask for 2 years exp starting pay $11 an hour

[brazen eagle]

oh, its mdi today

[inner wadi]

like no fucking shot

[brazen eagle]

didn't notice

[torn mural]

well it's been 4 years since silksong has been announced so

[sharp ferry]

I just turned in my month notice

[pulsar trail]

a month notice

isn't that wonderful

[inner wadi]

ERP?

[shell sparrow]

I still haven't finished hollow knight

[sharp ferry]

10 yrs experience in a super niche software be like

[pulsar trail]

how you have to notify your employer when you're leaving

[shell sparrow]

don't at me Dadsen

[elder patrol]

I was gonna type"Isnt wow 20y old next year?" going abit ahead

[inner wadi]

this mf erotic role playing!!!

[waxen latch]

what happens first?

silksong releases

assa gets functional aoe

[pulsar trail]

but they don't have to notify you prior to firing you?

[sharp ferry]

Think the shit that retailers use, sales/inventory software

[sinful terrace]

Erotic role play software?

[torn mural]

I'll @ anyway you cause you're too handsome

[valid tartan]

every nintendo direct i skip a beat

[pulsar trail]

[torn mural]

neither, they delete sub

[keen lintel]

i thought it and had the decency not to say it

[sharp ferry]

I have the utmost respect for my management / supervisor

[shell sparrow]

you haven't even seen my face lol

[sharp ferry]

Otherwise I'd walk tf out

[torn mural]

[inner wadi]

we had the same idea

[soft pendant]

Oxi

Did you forget about taxes

[inner wadi]

we are degens

[sharp ferry]

Lmfao

Nah. I'm helping their purchasing department streamline their distribution

[soft pendant]

I’m so confused wait

[elder patrol]

so what is the 1 date? ER pvp, that is balanced for sure

[unreal quiver]

who tf is this dude

he looks coked up

[inner wadi]

its cool bc texas min wage is still 7.25 so employers think offering 10 or 11 is poggers

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/trickmint-gif-26356959

[inner wadi]

meanwhile walmart now starts at 14

[surreal dagger]

AI generated streamer

[pulsar trail]

@soft pendant will you marry me so I have health insurance?

[unreal quiver]

imagine 19k in london tho

[inner wadi]

i imagine london is much more expensive than here and cant lmao

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747567444536852591/1078753073574457395/magik.png

[inner wadi]

19k is poverty

skip meals

[pulsar trail]

24k is poverty

[inner wadi]

type beat

i am poverty

[brazen eagle]

what region is group B

[pulsar trail]

its okay deeny

me too

[unreal quiver]

£8 an hour

[pulsar trail]

and I'm a lawyer

[unreal quiver]

LETS GO

[soft pendant]

I’m losing mine myself soon

[pulsar trail]

🙂

[unreal quiver]

assuming you never take time off

[soft pendant]

[inner wadi]

i treat myself to food i order once a month

and then complain im poor

[sharp ferry]

America is infuriating

[pulsar trail]

lol ordering food once a month shouldn't make you poor

[elder patrol]

you can make big bucks per hour but if you big dick dept its whatever

[pulsar trail]

that's the problem

[soft pendant]

I think I’m dumb

[pulsar trail]

the problem is doing that SHOULDN'T make you worse off

but it does

[soft pendant]

I think I make 29 an hour pretax

[waxen latch]

hi dumb

[shell sparrow]

you are on the right track

[soft pendant]

[pulsar trail]

makes a bit more sense 😛

[elder patrol]

just win the lottery smh

[inner wadi]

yeah i love knowing that if i want to have a good meal

[soft pendant]

ANYWAY DEEN THATS A BIG INTERVIEW YOU GOT THIS

[pulsar trail]

if you think about it

[sharp ferry]

Deen we're big fucking hypers for you

[pulsar trail]

if you just drink coffee and nap for lunch and dinner

you can have a pretty decent (eggless) breakfast

[elder patrol]

just gamble so you can pay your dept kids

[torn mural]

mid March Im joining the Unemployed Squad

[shell sparrow]

idk dude, even when my whole salary was equal to my rent I didn't feel poor

[pulsar trail]

honestly, I'd rather be unemployed than what I'm doing rn

[elder patrol]

same man

[torn mural]

[pulsar trail]

at least the government will give me some source of steady income

[shell sparrow]

yeah I ate my uni savings, so what

[soft pendant]

I have an emergency last minute interview with the hiring manager today because the recruiter loved me yesterday

[sharp ferry]

Shit hits different, huh

[sinful terrace]

Working sucks

[inner wadi]

i miss when i was on unemployment + getting the extra 600 a check

[pulsar trail]

I'd also be eligible for medicaid

[elder patrol]

Im in "no working condition" atm

[inner wadi]

mfw i actually had a decent amount of savings

[pulsar trail]

but instead

I'm just poor

lmao

[torn mural]

go on king, enabled, fed, strong, unit

[inner wadi]

mfw had the most money ive ever had

and it took a pandemic

[pulsar trail]

I make too much money to get medicaid

[inner wadi]

for thay to happen

[pulsar trail]

and can't afford health insurance

unlucky

real good american dream

10/10

would do again

[sharp ferry]

Pandemic only showed us a UBI was doable

[shell sparrow]

don't worry, we are all poor af compared to Miz

[elder patrol]

just gonna lie and ask for 2-3 more weeks for free cash, surgery leave ends 16.3

[sharp ferry]

And that we're all fucking stupid

[inner wadi]

SOCIALISM

[sharp ferry]

Yup

[pulsar trail]

like I don't even want free money

[sharp ferry]

It's literally possible

[pulsar trail]

just give me health insurance

cause if I get sick

it's cheaper for me to die

[elder patrol]

fucked up

[pulsar trail]

and if you're broke, they throw you in a hole for free

[sharp ferry]

Oxi I think a UBI benefits us tremendously

It helps combat unfair employment practices

[pulsar trail]

they wouldn't pass universal healthcare, UBI will never happen in this country

[sharp ferry]

It literally did for a while

Just kill all the boomers

[pulsar trail]

they'd rather their employer keeps 1/4th of their paycheck for health insurance

[sharp ferry]

Okay it wasnt universal

[pulsar trail]

than pay a lil more in taxes for free healthcare

[shell sparrow]

nice

[elder patrol]

mostly millenials in this server anyway

[sharp ferry]

As soon as these dogshit boomers are senile we're fine to fix their irreparable damage

[brazen eagle]

did you read about the eggflation ?

[inner wadi]

@pulsar trail mfw me and my coworker are trying to go on date but cant take a random date off bc we need all the money we can get so trying to coordinate schedules is a nightmare

[inner wadi]

[pulsar trail]

ya eggs are super expensive

[tall gull]

@stoic folio hows your season going king

[brazen eagle]

https://pluralistic.net/2023/01/23/cant-make-an-omelet/#keep-calm-and-crack-on

[sharp ferry]

U rich bro?

[pulsar trail]

[brazen eagle]

its not inflation

[serene crescent]

I'm eating good

[brazen eagle]

its just price gouging

turns out

[pulsar trail]

of course

price gouging goes unpunished in this country

[brazen eagle]

if you let one unit control the market, they will abuse it

its america

[inner wadi]

mfw when we pretend today is a date bc we work the same shift for once

[elder patrol]

enjoy kieron

[inner wadi]

[brazen eagle]

its seen as something good

[sharp ferry]

Maybe we should gouge out their eyes

🤔

[pulsar trail]

idk man

I was told I'd live a "comfortable middle class life" as a lawyer

and so far

that's proven to be false

[swift imp]

We killing Landlords out here?

[shell sparrow]

and make them eat a demon's heart?

[inner wadi]

i still wish

[pulsar trail]

because I try to help people as much as I can

[sharp ferry]

Fuck the rich man, solo gonna be madge but i hope they burn

[inner wadi]

i had a passion for anything

[unreal quiver]

SAME BRUH

[elder patrol]

I should watch more Sopranos so I feel like shit

[unreal quiver]

"what you wanna do with ur life"

"idk raid and do m+ tbh thats pretty chill"

[swift imp]

Eat the rich Burn your Landlords

[unreal quiver]

"can you earn money"

[inner wadi]

i fucking hate the thought of doing tech support but im good at it and my family wont shut the fuck up about me doing it

[unreal quiver]

"..."

[sharp ferry]

https://v.redd.it/zkp6tu2f84ka1

Watch that and be furious

[pulsar trail]

pls don't then I'll be homeless

landlords are paying my bills right now

[inner wadi]

and ive had fuck all luck getting back into being a QA tester

which i actually enjoy

[elder patrol]

fast road to a bad mental state

[inner wadi]

die is my answer

[swift imp]

I didnt want to do IT

But ive been doing it now for 15 years

It pays the bills

[brazen eagle]

not funny

[shell sparrow]

[inner wadi]

i wasnt joking

[umbral whale]

Come work for us

[unreal quiver]

problem with getting a gf is that "die" isnt rly an option anymore

[inner wadi]

yeah

[stoic folio]

slow, unsurprisingly after not playing for 2 years, I suck

[umbral whale]

Maybe you van fix what the morons have done

[shell sparrow]

working for hataro

[stoic folio]

working on first gift

[umbral whale]

And I can do worn

Fucking animals

[shell sparrow]

man that's worse than being french, I have to admit

[tall gull]

[brazen eagle]

makes it even worse

[sharp ferry]

Fuu, for what it's worth, poor people are dying due to uncontrollable greed in NA rn.

[umbral whale]

Error 67 inc

[inner wadi]

welcome to life in america

[sharp ferry]

You can't fight this fight with kindness. It's inhuman rn.

[swift imp]

Also due to Police violence

[shell sparrow]

@brazen eagle dw, I'll cheer you up tomorrow with a stack of pancakes

well, picture of them

[sharp ferry]

Only if you aren't white

[inner wadi]

imagine the panic i go thru when i get an interview and have to take a day off

[sharp ferry]

Or cis

[inner wadi]

lose money

and then dont get the jov

[elder patrol]

I havent been that keen to work for cook jobs for like 9 years, but I get jobs easy so what can you do and all my personal probs get worse when I take these jobs, idk fucked up

[inner wadi]

i interviewed for

love that

[tall gull]

imagine living in murica

[sharp ferry]

We didnt choose to

[umbral whale]

Imagine we have an application that is supposed to run in excel

Imagine it doesnt work.

And instead of calling IT. You go in and somehow edit the files of the excel program for the entire country

Imagine

Being this fucking stupid

[shell sparrow]

sounds like 2000

[sharp ferry]

Ctrl Z

[shell sparrow]

why are you still stuck in ancient ways

[inner wadi]

imagine your employer lowering the requirements for full time

[stoic folio]

yeah one of the reasons I slowed down is I tried to optimize not getting queues

[brazen eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmSJXC6_qQ8

[inner wadi]

from 30 hours to 25

[brazen eagle]

[tall gull]

unlucky i guess

[sharp ferry]

Ig

[shell sparrow]

yeah that is known for a while

[inner wadi]

yet the target app asks how many hours you would like

[tall gull]

i had to cus i killed spoder already

[inner wadi]

i say 40

[umbral whale]

I work for the government

[shell sparrow]

imperial is literally defined from metric

[inner wadi]

mfw get 25

[umbral whale]

But excel is normal

[brazen eagle]

i just love it

its so stupid

excel is the de facto standard

[inner wadi]

@pulsar trail i hate it here

[sharp ferry]

I'm boilin'

[elder patrol]

earth would be great if it wasnt for greed

[umbral whale]

Yeah dont ask me how some dumb mf was messing with the files

[sharp ferry]

It'd be beautiful

[umbral whale]

I dont know how this happened

[inner wadi]

new name new me

[sharp ferry]

Lets pop off deeny

[shell sparrow]

do me buy atomic heart?

[sharp ferry]

Trickle down economics

[elder patrol]

just stay on 1 name jfc

[shell sparrow]

looks fun but overpriced

[inner wadi]

when does it trickle down to me

[sharp ferry]

More like, trickle down deez nuts

[umbral whale]

I get an email with big bold letters "DO NOT GO IN AND CHANGE THE FILES DO NOT TROUBLESHOOT YOURSELF"

Here we are

[shell sparrow]

also

[brazen eagle]

https://media.giphy.com/media/UMyvk17PIo3SiZQWju/giphy.gif

[inner wadi]

hataro can u save ur panic for later

[shell sparrow]

@steel snow

[inner wadi]

im trying to pop off rn

xd

jk

go off king

[elder patrol]

as morbid it mind sound, when I sell parents forrests or fix em

[umbral whale]

It wasn't me that changes it that was region wide email

Sent from management

[stoic folio]

@tall gull Im so poor man how tf am I supposed to upgrade vendors

[brazen eagle]

did watch 10 minutes of gameplay, idk if its worth the price tag

[umbral whale]

Actual fucking clowns

[brazen eagle]

tho it seems like its fun

[shell sparrow]

yeah $60 seems like a bit much for the quality of the game

[umbral whale]

2 more hours

I'm out

[shell sparrow]

but I am inclined to try

[umbral whale]

LMAO someone posted in team chat "NOOB question..."

[brazen eagle]

btw. what is "the forest" or "sons of the forest" about

i saw the later one pop up on twitch yesterday

[umbral whale]

Imagine talking like a redditor at work

[brazen eagle]

answer with "NOOB ANSWER" to make them feel familiar

[soft pendant]

Good reads today

[umbral whale]

Jake

Come fix our excel issues

[sharp ferry]

@inner wadi fr tho I really hope you get it

Add another W to the bandolier

[inner wadi]

i have little to no faith about responses back from jobs

but

i guess ill hope for this one

like dog its literally just

give me the interview and i know i will kill it

but most times its just automated response

we will not be going forward with your app!

poggers

i hate how indeed makes it seem like employers are reaching out to you

but then u app and its just like lmao nah

[sharp ferry]

Let me hope for you

[inner wadi]

[umbral whale]

[shell sparrow]

WAAAGH!!

[tropic skiff]

Babytron dropped

He blessed you too deeny

Keep faith

[torn mural]

invest in deeny stonks now

[shell sparrow]

@lilac heath @pulsar trail https://lichess.org/0lbiNzb4

poggy game

[peak solar]

Where u appin fam

[inner wadi]

tech support job

[peak solar]

Ayo big deeners in the chair

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in

Beats manual labor lol

[inner wadi]

i cant wait to go back to asking people what browser theyre using

and they respond with

at&t

[peak solar]

[pulsar trail]

his castle confused me

[peak solar]

Ain’t no way bruh

[inner wadi]

its happened

multiple times

when i was at mary kay

[peak solar]

That’s wild

[inner wadi]

dealing w old white women

[peak solar]

Yea my auntie can’t use computers for shit like that

Literally has an it guy on speed dial

[pulsar trail]

and by the looks of the rest of the game, it confused him too @shell sparrow

[peak solar]

give deeners the job

[sharp ferry]

Deeners

[steel snow]

[heady oriole]

That was definitely a game

The ending

[brazen eagle]

someone had fun with stable diffusion:

[remote surge]

[heady oriole]

Been seeing people trying to make WAs with chatGPT…

[soft pendant]

My chatgpt plays wow for me

We are not the same

[tropic skiff]

My chatgpt sews for me

We are not the same

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/meep-morp-zeep-robot-captain-engage-jake-peralta-jake-peralta-gif-16242963

[remote surge]

[soft pendant]

How my chatgpt talks to me

(It’s a little sassy)

[shell sparrow]

https://lichess.org/3db4Pta3xKDF this one is very pog

[umbral whale]

I swear

Crave has the worst app

Of all time

My ps4 literally freezes trying to run it

[heady oriole]

What is that opening? lol

[umbral whale]

One more hour

[shell sparrow]

good day so far

[stone swan]

?

[heady oriole]

Why do you prefer lichess over chess.com?

Lorentz

[shell sparrow]

people I followed were using lichess, so I started there

[heady oriole]

Ah

[spare drift]

holy TJS is absolute garbage this week

[waxen latch]

you dont like 2000000000k dmg explosions when something dies all the time?

[spare drift]

its everything

quaking tundering mari

raging bullshit

awful

[ruby wagon]

https://twitter.com/freshhel/status/1628815697186000896?s=46&t=BoNeeMN1vnMcDqJVFU9PZQ

helena (@freshhel)

Glossier is at sephora now.. in case any of u werelooking for something to say to your boyfriend

Likes

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Twitter · Feb 23, 2023, 5:54 PM

@remote surge

[remote surge]

Wtf does that mean

[spare drift]

and this evoker has died 9 times

tank died to the very last jade absorb

because we 4 man since first fire kick

I cant

bro

like everyone here is 2700+

and tkey have no clue how to do jade serpent boss on fort

stonks up

[brazen eagle]

big gains O.O

[hasty nova]

That's pretty fun,

[brazen eagle]

[brazen eagle]

did post it in the dota thread 2 days ago

but i like what they did

[hasty nova]

Yuh. Smort.

[waxen latch]

cant touch my flour unless its extra white

[peak solar]

All our food gives you cancer it’s neat isn’t it

[spare drift]

we did it boys

😂

[random stream]

jade this week is so bad

[clever sleet]

Me tonight

I can’t wait

[waxen latch]

😂

[clever sleet]

I timed ruby life with guild. Anything is possible

[spare drift]

I joined a 4 man premade and it didnt go well

evoker did barely more than the tank

and died 12 times

[heady oriole]

I believe in the quake carry

[spare drift]

it looked ok until after 2nd boss

[clever sleet]

Nah I was second in dam.
Only did 81k. Dragon did 86. Unlucky

[heady oriole]

[clever sleet]

Next time

[spare drift]

my will to live has been sufficiently reduced

[clever sleet]

I kept having to tell my rl tank to pull more. “I need my full ic man”

[hasty nova]

[spare drift]

on my warrior I timed a pug key to reroll my 15 AV into 15 sbg, +2 that and I got 17 AV back

[waxen latch]

got +22 AV 3weeks in a row now from my vault

[spare drift]

[clever sleet]

Did that last week

[spare drift]

I legit

have never timed

av in a pug

people just lose their minds

[waxen latch]

AV doesnt allow a single mistake or people slacking

the 2 things you have in every pug

[spare drift]

200% someone dies to the big ball on azureblade

and raging shards

[brazen eagle]

ye, using chlor or other chemicals for whiter flour is good, def. healthy

[spare drift]

[waxen latch]

they put it into their chicken afterall, why not put it into flour aswell

[brazen eagle]

yep

[ruby wagon]

eurocucks mad because their food isn't as free as ours

[spare drift]

id rather eat my own shit

[waxen latch]

[hasty nova]

Fucking excuse me...

[brazen eagle]

didn't know you are from na

[hasty nova]

That ad also stopped having a picture after 10 seconds, let alone before hours it would have ran.

[brazen eagle]

lol

[calm elbow]

[tropic skiff]

So true

[swift imp]

We got freedom fries

What do they have

Oh right free healthcare 😬

[hasty nova]

also fries

[waxen latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355817874050383873/1078439929312452759/Screenshot_20230223-231500.png

youtube adds are unhinged sometimes

[undone bone]

any mdi watchers?

just came home

[hot crystal]

Ooh

[undone bone]

man today i ate kfc

[swift imp]

Oof

[undone bone]

been a while glorious chicken

[swift imp]

Thats a gamble

[undone bone]

the one here in barcelona is 5/5

well the one we went to

[swift imp]

Wonder what a spanish KFC is like

Can you get a side of manchengo with your Mashed potatoes?

[hasty nova]

[undone bone]

no idea i just got the menu that had 15 pieces of chicken

[hasty nova]

There's a very high chance that it's better than any KFC in the states.

[swift imp]

KFC out here usually gives me the poops

I miss when they had Twisters

[rocky patio]

@wheat onyx

You and me

[undone bone]

they did have these screens to order that i havent seen before

quite neat

[hasty nova]

Yuh

The only real problem with KFC is that it's so extremely bad in the US compared to basically anywhere else in the world.

There are quite the number of video essayists that have gone over this topic.

[undone bone]

well i guess they are franchises and the owners are just L

when there was that genshin event in china it seemed high lvl too there

oh they are playing an arms warrior

[hasty nova]

No it's quite incredible.

[undone bone]

maybe it is the suppliers?

[hasty nova]

https://youtu.be/VVNSn7oYnOU

No it's the business strategy

[undone bone]

ah

have to watch that one

[hasty nova]

KFC simply handles the businesses differently in the US compared to abroad

And KFC is brilliant basically everywhere not America

[hot crystal]

Ive never actually had kfc

[hasty nova]

If it's in the US, only get a double down, everything else is better elsewhere

[hot crystal]

Rather just go to popeyes or canes or chick fila

[hasty nova]

KFC outside of the US has very good menus and better quality, the only thing they have in the US is the double down

Yuh

[swift imp]

Chick Fil A has gone down in quality so much

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/bojangles-matt3-sam-dao-kaleb-l-bmo-gif-21714422

[swift imp]

Roscoes is where its at

[undone bone]

guess i lucked out i only have eaten KFC in spain

[swift imp]

Raising Canes aint bad either

[undone bone]

also i was today in a big mall and got diff kinds of monster

[swift imp]

Zaxbys is good too

[undone bone]

and also 1 reign

[hasty nova]

Yuhyuh

[undone bone]

that seems to be blueberry

wonder how it tastes

[lavish bloom]

I like

chipotle

[swift imp]

I had that yesterday for lunch

[lavish bloom]

no but like

I really like it

[swift imp]

I actually like Moes better

[lavish bloom]

[hasty nova]

Ok.

[lavish bloom]

never had moes

not a thing round here

[hasty nova]

Moses is also very good

[lavish bloom]

isnt that the mf who built that boat

[hasty nova]

[undone bone]

man HoV is so funny in the MDI

bouncy castle in the post

[lavish bloom]

3x chicken, brown rice, black beans, 2 scoops green salsa, fajitas, maybe guac

[swift imp]

Queso on the side

[undone bone]

oh boss+bears

wonder how tank will survive

[lavish bloom]

"you sure you want 3x chicken"

me

[undone bone]

or well dk just ahnnilated them

[clever sleet]

This mf munching protein

Respect that

[swift imp]

Bleh i really gotta start playing sub more

But like everytime i play it i dont like it

[hasty nova]

You better be happy I only said three...

[lavish bloom]

250g a day atm

[hasty nova]

Yuhyuhyuh

[clever sleet]

Actually just had chipotle
Chicken rice black beans green salsa, fajita, sour cream, corn salsa cheese(queso)

[clever sleet]

[lavish bloom]

green salsa enjoyer

[swift imp]

[lavish bloom]

🤝

[swift imp]

Steak, white rice, pinto beans, sour cream, cheese, lettuce, Fajitas

[hasty nova]

What salsa? Every salsa.

[lavish bloom]

I like steak but chipotle leaves tendon

in their cuts

[swift imp]

I hate ordering chicken

[lavish bloom]

and sometimes you have a couple bad pieces

and it feels bad

[swift imp]

Cant tell if you just inhale the damn thing

lol

[lavish bloom]

[swift imp]

I gotta set aside a full day of keys where i only run sub

But that sounds so boring

[hasty nova]

Barbacoa deepthroater.

[lavish bloom]

2 hours 30 mins left of work before weekend

[swift imp]

Their Barbacoa is actually pretty good

[lavish bloom]

[swift imp]

hour and a half for me

Then its blunt and cocaine bear time

[clever sleet]

3.5 for ne

[lavish bloom]

ya, if I get burritos I get barbacoa but bowls >>>>>>

[clever sleet]

Get to flex my shitty Spanish later

[lavish bloom]

cocaine bear for me next weekend

[hot crystal]

Bro the pollo asado was so good

[lavish bloom]

heard good shit

[hot crystal]

When they had it

[swift imp]

For suuuure the bowl is the way to go... with a side tortilla

[hasty nova]

Yeah I don't think I would get barbacoa in a bowl hmmmm

[undone bone]

but man im super full with 15+ pieces of chicken

[heady oriole]

Bowls or burritos?

[swift imp]

You ate all of it by yourself?

[hasty nova]

I bet...

[swift imp]

Jesus dude

[undone bone]

also i just bough oreos with normal filling AND strawberry

[undone bone]

no i was with my mother

[swift imp]

It got 100 on rotten tomatoes lolol

[lavish bloom]

I eat a lot im a growing boy

[lavish bloom]

I heard, im stoked to watch

[heady oriole]

Seeing that this weekend

[undone bone]

just we got the 15 pieces menu then got the 12 to take away

[swift imp]

oh ok that makes more sense

I was about to say... You and Momma dukes be putting it DOWN

That sounds nice though.. Nice lunch/dinner with your Mom

I'd kill for that tbh

[undone bone]

yea she was here for some days

[hasty nova]

[undone bone]

i also had to "collect" some money so had to go outside

[lavish bloom]

Ive come to collect

[swift imp]

Collect? 👀

You in the Mob?

[hasty nova]

I do love that Zaxby's entire menu is chicken tenders and then putting chicken tenders inside or on top of other things

[swift imp]

Zaxbys is all about their sauce

[undone bone]

everyone loves some tenides

[swift imp]

Love that place

[lavish bloom]

ngl I wanna go east and try Bucees

[undone bone]

damn empyrien just got the best overlap

[swift imp]

The gas station?

[undone bone]

of thundering

+bl

[hasty nova]

Sauce?

[lavish bloom]

ya supposedly it goes crazy

they cook food there n shit

idk if over hyped tho

[swift imp]

Havent been to one but yeah ive heard they are legit

[hasty nova]

I'll just make their sauce

[swift imp]

Looks like ketchup mayo with some pepper

[clever sleet]

Yeah it’s pretty easy

[swift imp]

Beautiful mix

[clever sleet]

They also use pickle juice 90% sure

[swift imp]

True

[lavish bloom]

if you guys have access to chipotle mayo

give that a try

[swift imp]

The goated sauce is the Chic Fil A sauce

[clever sleet]

Nah

It’s mid

[swift imp]

And yum yum sauce at Hibachi

[clever sleet]

Oh that’s literally ketchup and Mayo

[swift imp]

Aint got no time for that ginger shit

[hasty nova]

You could, many times the funkiness comes from Worcestershire sauce

[lavish bloom]

if I go to chic fil a I get honey mustard

[umbral whale]

Work done

I am mentally done

And exhausted

[swift imp]

Beer time

[umbral whale]

I don't drink beer

[swift imp]

Then i dunno

Whatever your vice is time

[umbral whale]

I dont really drink but if I do I drink k hard liquor

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-zyzz-zyzz-yes-bodybuilder-gif-23904689

[hasty nova]

Zaxby's also has like 20 fucking sauces...

[swift imp]

That’s their thing

[spare drift]

managed to reroll my key, not as bad as AV

[swift imp]

That’s easy this week for sure

Dare I say….

Push week?

https://tenor.com/view/teehee-giggle-gif-26396918

[clever sleet]

[umbral whale]

LMFAOOO

[clever sleet]

"It's push week" and then they kicked him out of the guild. Fucking dogshit entitled M+ players, dude. Holy! Nobody cares about your push week, you dogshit M+er. Braindead! Unless you're winning the fucking MDI, who are you? What is your push week doing? Stupid motherfucker. "My push week!" Whatcha pushing bud? Whatcha pushing bud? You're not pushing shit. You competing with JPC and fucking Echo and all that? No, you're not dude. You're not. You're just some dogshit survival hunter playing flavor of the month, you're dropping all the bombs, your screen's lighting up, you're mashing your fucking buttons, and then you're saying "push week!" Holy shit, get pushed out of the guild you stupid fuck.

[umbral whale]

HUNTER BOW NERFED

[spare drift]

https://tenor.com/view/gromnak-gif-22401493

[clever sleet]

Keep scrolling

[umbral whale]

[clever sleet]

They’re still buffed man

[undone bone]

got some supplies for the weekend too

[clever sleet]

We actually live in a society

[umbral whale]

[swift imp]

Fuck hunters and me losing on boss damage to a fucking BM

[umbral whale]

In fairness

It's kind of stupid that

[clever sleet]

All Specs:
Serpent Sting damage increased by 25%
Death Chakram damage increased by 100%
Beast Mastery Hunter:
Kill Command damage + 25%
Barbed Shot damage + 25%
Stomp damage + 25%
Cobra Shot damage + 50%
Marksmanship Hunter:
Arcane Shot and Chimaera Shot damage + 25%
Multi-Shot damage + 15%
As a reminder, numbers are still subject to change. Thank you all.

[umbral whale]

If you dont have the bow dont bother rolling a hunter rn

[swift imp]

All of our hunters have one at this point

And there’s 4

Wait no sorry 3

[umbral whale]

Yeah but let's say you want to play hunter and join now

[hot crystal]

Dont tell me

[hasty nova]

[hot crystal]

No rogue patch notes

[umbral whale]

Good luck you dont get to raid or m+ because the thing that makes your class viable

You dont have

[swift imp]

None

[umbral whale]

Just quit wow agreon

[swift imp]

Me this tier still not getting eggnog ring

[umbral whale]

Rogue had its 5 minutes of fame

Being top of heroic parses

[swift imp]

Eggnog would boost me enough to where I don’t have to worry about losing ST to others

[undone bone]

same i also dont have ring

i also kind of gave up

[hot crystal]

I did

[undone bone]

man who let them cook

i feel so bad

they are living the PUG TJS life

first pull deaths + wise mari int

OH that scroll tech

[umbral whale]

Why

[swift imp]

You know why

[hot crystal]

How did you miss me not playing for 3 weeks

[undone bone]

he has no taim

[umbral whale]

I dunno I thought people were vibing DF

[hot crystal]

Yeah df is good

[undone bone]

well until guild exploded

[umbral whale]

I didnt know you quit

[undone bone]

now im a sad camper for a while

[hot crystal]

Well i mean

I resubbed

Lol

[swift imp]

DF has been really good but this tier for whatever reason has felt like a lifetime already

[clever sleet]

I mean

It’s been 3 months

8 bosses

[umbral whale]

[hot crystal]

Im not raiding tho

[swift imp]

Feels like it’s been 6 months

[hot crystal]

At least not yet

[clever sleet]

Rat keys this weekend agreon

[umbral whale]

Because theres nothing else to do

In DF

[hot crystal]

Yeah possibly

[clever sleet]

Excellent

I think my tank has an 12 or some shit

[hot crystal]

Everyone would be raidlogging at this point anyways

[native flower]

AHAHAHAHA https://www.wowhead.com/news/blizzard-nerfing-overpowered-hunter-bow-in-patch-10-0-7-upcoming-hunter-class-331570 @wheat onyx @past lagoon

[swift imp]

Can I bring my dk 👀

[native flower]

HUNTER BUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[umbral whale]

Rn I'm just enjoying the game. Gonna level some more alts next timewalking

[clever sleet]

Yes man

[clever sleet]

[past lagoon]

I'm pretty sure even with the bow change, the spec probably sims higher than sub and outlaw

[hot crystal]

Supposedly dragonflight is having really good player retention

[native flower]

SO THE BOW IS BUGGED AND INSTEAD OF JSUT FIXING THE BUG? THEY BUFF HUNTERS AND FIX THE BUG

'GFDL;HJGDFKNVBGDFSJJLPODFSBGBSDFGDSAS

D'KLH;GSDF[GSDFK;'GFGDFGDFHGDF

[clever sleet]

Feels sub man

[swift imp]

Meanwhile nightstalker still on vacation

[native flower]

its like its NOT intended to do that extra damage but they compensate the fix with a dmg increase

AJHAHAHJAHUAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAA

I WONT LOSE MY MIND

[umbral whale]

Yeah but like. Cause the only ones that bought it were the ones who stuck it out through the worst of SL

[native flower]

Holy fuck

wow devs actually have absolutely no fucking clue what they are doing

[umbral whale]

DF is 10000x better than that

[native flower]

further proves everything ive been saying

I despise all of them

[serene crescent]

na this is fucked

[hot crystal]

Dm them skip

Dm the devs

[serene crescent]

This isn't real

[undone bone]

they are playing the long con

[clever sleet]

Do not dm them skip

The voices cannot win

[umbral whale]

Why are you surprised skip

[swift imp]

Lol

[umbral whale]

You play the most hated class in the game

Why are you mad

[native flower]

SINCE WHEN DO YOU COMPENSATE A BUG WITH DAMAGE BUFFS

THAT HAS LITERALLY

[hasty nova]

[native flower]

WHAT GOES THRU THEIR HEADS

XD