off-topic

[serene crescent]

[merry orbit]

face of a strangler

[elder patrol]

uh oh, cba to make the big combo emote

[soft pendant]

No self promo

[serene crescent]

[soft pendant]

[calm elbow]

[serene crescent]

[elder patrol]

[sinful terrace]

[brazen eagle]

not looking good today

[sinful terrace]

[calm elbow]

[brazen eagle]

ramlu too

[elder patrol]

fine on pc

[wet cradle]

It's fine on my phone

[elder patrol]

prolly depends on alot of stuff

[wet cradle]

They're breaking it

[calm elbow]

[serene crescent]

[brazen eagle]

looks fine in light mode

[wet cradle]

I blame fuu tbh

[merry orbit]

thats just cus fuu activated avatars

[elder patrol]

[serene crescent]

[brazen eagle]

[wet cradle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078304231028699256/1078726678924251136/c6bc12b4c4141439ba6732a6dd9ac9c7e882be61e1590492ebf05bc7c71d2836_1.mp4

[merry orbit]

[elder patrol]

loud abit

[merry orbit]

why do all running shoes look like space ships now

[elder patrol]

cushioning or something

[sharp ferry]

To go brr

[wet cradle]

Can't post the video I want to 😦

It will be vetod

[elder patrol]

dm it, I dont mind

[sharp ferry]

I got a banger sub

[soft pendant]

Not everyone can be beautiful like hataro I guess

[calm elbow]

[spare drift]

I made an impulsive purchase

[remote surge]

You spent $50,000 on Genshin Impact

[spare drift]

nah, 1 year of nitro

[swift imp]

Money well spent

[spare drift]

instead of ordering lunch

got a little bit of sauce but not on any emote servers

[wet cradle]

I just boosted my own server and add the emotes I want

[spare drift]

[wet cradle]

[swift imp]

Poor Tom

[wet cradle]

Only California tbh

[swift imp]

Checks and Balances my dude

[torn mural]

just in case

[wet cradle]

Crab mentality

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-the-gays-nuke-bill-pullman-independence-day-gif-13582737

[elder patrol]

Havent watched that movie in awhile

[swift imp]

It hasnt aged well

BUT

Its still extremely entertaining

[sharp ferry]

So based

[swift imp]

The third part is supposed to come out but i think it got cancelled

[peak solar]

Best psy op ever made fr

[elder patrol]

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1629055162277941248

Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper)

JUST IN - Russia's economy is expected to grow by 0.3% this year - it means the sanctions-hit country will outperform UK, Sky News reports

Likes

737

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198

Twitter · Feb 24, 2023, 9:46 AM

[spare drift]

the first independence day is a classic

[swift imp]

100%

[spare drift]

the 2nd one was typical garbage tier cash grab

[elder patrol]

I never watched 2,prolly for the best

[swift imp]

Yeah dont even bother

[spare drift]

its pretty awful

[swift imp]

Only cool part from 2 was towards the end with the mega robot thing

[spare drift]

maybe if you get smashed and watch it with the homies or something

[swift imp]

But it wasnt worth watching

Bill Pullman's speech tho 👌

[torn mural]

never ever watch the 2nd, went to theatre with my best friend and when we got out, we didnt say anything for like 20 min because we were too stunned about how trash that movie is

paid 10€ for that shit

[spare drift]

you can watch a youtuber like critical drinker shit on it in a 12 min video and thats about what id recommend

[swift imp]

Even if 2 was hot dog water i wouldnt mind the third being released lol

But I dont think that'll happen

[spare drift]

the fuck is this dead game

[elder patrol]

[spare drift]

nobody is even signing up for my 15 sbg

[elder patrol]

not a conentrated jizz ball

[torn mural]

[elder patrol]

I cant spell

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483348725704556557/1078702834901594192/tiger_wiggle.mp4

[modest lion]

http://puu.sh/JA639/538168086f.png

[elder patrol]

dark n darker?

[nova obsidian]

Dark and darker+

[swift imp]

whats this

[remote surge]

dnd?

[spare drift]

[torn mural]

genshin impact 2

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078302454292164608/1078323023314178140/fridgespin.gif

[peak solar]

[torn mural]

[remote surge]

[sharp ferry]

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-on-i-have-the-perfect-gif-gif-23975442

[spare drift]

[merry orbit]

im just trying to buy simple gym shoes and this is all i see everywhere

[torn mural]

ugly

[merry orbit]

yes

[elder patrol]

seal looking shoes

[swift imp]

Those are actually comfy

but easy to roll your ankle

[spare drift]

just wear chucks

[swift imp]

Nah be the change you want to see in the world.

[merry orbit]

nah im just gonna use em for cardio when i lift im just in socks tbh

[swift imp]

Get yourself some Black AF1's

[elder patrol]

just wear indoor sport shoes the fuck

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/they-all-tight-nelly-air-force-ones-song-not-fit-too-small-gif-20856806

[remote surge]

!iq

[hollow raven]

147: solo IQ Classification: Superior

[valid tartan]

Qmr

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! gama was lucky 6 times.

[ripe wasp]

Ah yes. Midway through a 20 NO I notice my cleave spec somehow changed itself so I didn't have Dancing Steel for the 12 second/8 target BF -_- this is the second time I've seen it change my spec without me touching it.

[spare drift]

if a MF rolls in to the gym in fucking sliders its so cringe

then hes doing like leg press

[graceful thistle]

unless its to hoop then yeah

[spare drift]

???????

[merry orbit]

fuck is sliders

[graceful thistle]

shouldn't even be allowed to lift in slides honestly

[swift imp]

Sandals

Slides

[peak solar]

Slides have no toe strap

Sandals do

[swift imp]

Symantecs

[merry orbit]

im a sock lifter its bis

[peak solar]

Nah they’re literally different footwear lol

[swift imp]

I'm a burrito lifter

That is true BiS

[spare drift]

I mean I get it if people do like squats or deadlifts in socks

but if a MF walks around in socks its weird af

[peak solar]

Everything in the gym nasty don’t gotta make it worse walk-in around with socks lol

[merry orbit]

so like 90% of every gym over here

[swift imp]

Where's over here

[merry orbit]

Sweden

[unreal quiver]

Ova hea

[swift imp]

I imagine Swedish gyms are hyper clean

[peak solar]

Fuck ova heaaa

[spare drift]

[merry orbit]

muricans walk with shoes inside where they use carpet like 90% of houses but its nasty to walk around in socks at the gym

logic

[waxen latch]

what trinket are the best for outlaw in the raid btw

[pulsar trail]

CCT I think

[soft pendant]

Grief whetstone

[swift imp]

That carpet percentage cant be right

[soft pendant]

Or grief cct yeah

[spare drift]

shoes indoors is absolutely disgusting

[merry orbit]

it was pulled out of my ass

[swift imp]

Feel like nobody i know has carpet

[pulsar trail]

besides the obvious grief

[merry orbit]

but point still stands

[soft pendant]

This guy doesn’t stop!

[gaunt cipher]

should i feel guilty about ctrl c ctrl v cover letter from chat gpt

or should i feel smart about it

[pulsar trail]

smart

fuck cover letters

[swift imp]

lmao

[waxen latch]

ye kk, just wanted to know cus the other rogue talks about whetstone beeing bis, and was not sure if it is legit or the Outlaw brain talking

[pulsar trail]

bullshit practice

[merry orbit]

i literally did this when they asked me for an english translation

[gaunt cipher]

i hate job interviews in general

feel like its omega fake garbage

[swift imp]

Cocaine Bear looks amazing

[pulsar trail]

I mean whetstone is a good ST trinket

[gaunt cipher]

where do you see yourself in 5 years

[pulsar trail]

smoking crack with jake on a beach

hbu?

[swift imp]

Playing WoW

[unreal quiver]

Applied to 11 jobs this week

[soft pendant]

Don’t say doin ur wife don’t say doin ur wife

[unreal quiver]

Already 2 rejection letters

Let's goo

[gaunt cipher]

yep

[soft pendant]

Doin ur uhh son

?

[remote surge]

[gaunt cipher]

@unreal quiver been there done that, finding 1st job is so fucking frustrating

[pulsar trail]

@soft pendant you smoking crack with me or what

[waxen latch]

you get rejection messages????

[elder patrol]

gz jake again

[swift imp]

[soft pendant]

Listen I’ll try anything once

[gaunt cipher]

at least when you already have some experience you get more respect from these hr people lol

[pulsar trail]

I cannot say I do

[gaunt cipher]

like no joke when i was looking for my 1st job i was ignorted like 8/10 times

[soft pendant]

Me free of prison

Thanks ram

[pulsar trail]

"How long have you been an attorney?"

[unreal quiver]

I had to take a break applying for my mental health

[pulsar trail]

"4 years, running my own practice"

[gaunt cipher]

and i had good education

[unreal quiver]

But my parents are starting to doubt my efforts

[pulsar trail]

"Oh, so you're new?"

[unreal quiver]

So I am now starting to document it

[merry orbit]

i had 2 first interviews, got 2 second interviews this week and now im waiting for offers beginning of next week

[swift imp]

Just start a sound cloud @unreal quiver

[unreal quiver]

Sometimes. When I do they're under 24 hours since the app

[unreal quiver]

Bruh

[elder patrol]

was it on a black couch?

[merry orbit]

nah but on my black chair at home over teams

[peak solar]

Y’all makin crack sandwiches without me?!

Rude

[elder patrol]

ye im white

[brazen eagle]

only 4 years, my 2 year old son has at least 8 years of practice

[peak solar]

Fuu has kids?

[remote surge]

did you say look at my cat :3 and show them

[peak solar]

[soft pendant]

What the fuck

[brazen eagle]

i don't

i was just joking

[peak solar]

Lol

[elder patrol]

I have 5 kids

[sinful terrace]

@brazen eagle congrats on the kids

[soft pendant]

Fuu when did you get married

[pulsar trail]

like I get it, I was applying for a job that required 5 years experience

but I promise my 4 years of running my own practice I have more experience than someone who's been on staff for 5 years

[remote surge]

daddy fuu

[brazen eagle]

i saw job interviews for junior devs

[elder patrol]

solo has 2 kids

[fringe tendon]

[pulsar trail]

hi zac

hope you're having a wonderful friday

[brazen eagle]

that required multiple years of expertise

[soft pendant]

Oxi and me

[swift imp]

We are all @pulsar trail 's Kids

[elder patrol]

real

[brazen eagle]

in a framework that was less than a year old

[fringe tendon]

yo oxi I am, hope you doing fine aswell

[brazen eagle]

XD

[gaunt cipher]

ye when i see junior job offers

and there is

[remote surge]

[unreal quiver]

Zac what's your job

[gaunt cipher]

'2 years of experience'

[pulsar trail]

dat baby don't look like me

[gaunt cipher]

im like ok calm down

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-nope-shake-head-pout-nah-gif-14995678

[soft pendant]

[sinful terrace]

[pulsar trail]

ramlu and I are edating

pls don't harass my online bf

ty

[sinful terrace]

Is boytoy a banned word

[pulsar trail]

JAKE

[elder patrol]

[unreal quiver]

Oh god

[sharp ferry]

FeelsDev

[sinful terrace]

Lmao

[fringe tendon]

Im currently still studying, rn Im failling at like an enginneer thing

[swift imp]

Lunch time

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Dieslow was lucky 3 times.

[brazen eagle]

i think the funny part is rly if they require more experience than possible, because a technology just released recently

[unreal quiver]

Jake you're such an ape

[sharp ferry]

I remember when Ramlu was my favorite

[sinful terrace]

The debonhonkeros

[fringe tendon]

doing half study half work in entreprise forgot how its called again

[unreal quiver]

That's hot

[sharp ferry]

Bc they kept pokefusing me

[pulsar trail]

was???

ramlu's bis

[gaunt cipher]

ye that happens too

new framework/new extention

[sharp ferry]

Ramlu made me cry the other day

Im still not over it

[unreal quiver]

Oxi I tried to explain the concept of funneling in sub channel

[gaunt cipher]

have 6 months experience in it

[elder patrol]

!pf ahri and oxi

[hollow raven]

Ninetpno - PokéFusion:

#38 - Ninetales

#97 - Hypno

[gaunt cipher]

when it released month ago

[unreal quiver]

The guy didn't read it and kept asking questions

[clever sleet]

!pf ramlu and oxi

[hollow raven]

Paraster - PokéFusion:

#47 - Parasect

#91 - Cloyster

[brazen eagle]

you need help?

[elder patrol]

we look old

[pulsar trail]

@sharp ferry we're majestic AF

[soft pendant]

Remember the dude who was adamant that fok should work like SS

[unreal quiver]

Unless you can mind control the guy into understanding then no

[sinful terrace]

!pf me and who

[pulsar trail]

whats a funnel

[hollow raven]

Growlix - PokéFusion:

#58 - Growlithe

#95 - Onix

[pulsar trail]

like the cake?

[pulsar trail]

you and me, if you were dyslexic apparently

[unreal quiver]

Yes

[clever sleet]

You used feral as an example

Ofc

[sharp ferry]

Lowkey gorgeous

[pulsar trail]

I've never had funnel cake

[unreal quiver]

Did I?

[unreal quiver]

Me neither

[elder patrol]

I got asked for ID a week ago new person in liqour store

[clever sleet]

Dratnos said it does funnel!!!

Or whoever was casting

[pulsar trail]

dratnos is fucking stupid

[remote surge]

[sinful terrace]

What's my haste cap on outlaw

[unreal quiver]

That's what @gentle basin said too

[fringe tendon]

wtf

[sharp ferry]

Dratnos sucks

[clever sleet]

(That’s the joke oxi)

[pulsar trail]

play in traffic

and survive

[elder patrol]

[clever sleet]

@fringe tendon I hope you’ve had a good week king

[waxen latch]

thats it, no more dratnos routes for you

[brazen eagle]

ill give it a shot

[sharp ferry]

[sinful terrace]

[clever sleet]

Man fuck off

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[fringe tendon]

always

[gentle basin]

who pinged

[clever sleet]

Me

[sinful terrace]

[gentle basin]

[clever sleet]

[pulsar trail]

it was me, your father

[gentle basin]

hi dad

[unreal quiver]

Me

Feral funnel

[nova obsidian]

Theres no cap on outlaw hate

Wait you said haste

[sinful terrace]

[fringe tendon]

ayo what

[pulsar trail]

bro all I'm saying

[elder patrol]

@sharp ferry sorry for cat vid, I was beside my 16y old cat when it died. wasnt pleasant

[gentle basin]

what about feral funnel

[waxen latch]

thats why fok is uncapped on targets

[pulsar trail]

is Eleem drops banger after banger

and no one appreciates it

yall fake af

[unreal quiver]

Real or fake

[gentle basin]

real

if not bad

if u bad

fake

onezy bad

[clever sleet]

Amen

[gentle basin]

if u talking abut the tweet

[sharp ferry]

Similar here. Broke my heart into pieces.

[clever sleet]

Whatever you said

[unreal quiver]

Oxi said feral funnel not real

[sharp ferry]

Is okay ramlu ily

[pulsar trail]

did I?

[elder patrol]

yea,not a good memory at all

[waxen latch]

yes

[pulsar trail]

I'm old remind me of when I said that

[clever sleet]

Oxi getting mistaken for me again

[unreal quiver]

Idk someone said it

I'll point fingers at everyone

[pulsar trail]

why am I being bullied?

[gentle basin]

oxi and quake are the same person prove me wrong. never seen them in the room at the same time

[pulsar trail]

I've had a shit week

[unreal quiver]

True

[clever sleet]

I’m white

[unreal quiver]

😦

[clever sleet]

He’s just legally white

[unreal quiver]

Sorry broski

[elder patrol]

hope weekend is better oxi

[pulsar trail]

@gentle basin he's tall and I'm smol

[gentle basin]

whats legally white

[unreal quiver]

Wanna hang out on voice and do keys later?

[gentle basin]

whats the definition

[pulsar trail]

the united states government designates people of middle eastern and north african descent as "caucasian"

[clever sleet]

Yeah man

[unreal quiver]

Nice

[sinful terrace]

[elder patrol]

"boost" my 22hov

[gentle basin]

fair

[unreal quiver]

@gentle basin I wanna make push group with you 😦

[pulsar trail]

so like

if you put me, cev, and ronkles in a room together

[gentle basin]

[pulsar trail]

we'd all look the same

[gaunt cipher]

[pulsar trail]

according to the US govt

[unreal quiver]

Cev is a shapeshifter

[pulsar trail]

@daring mauve and I are practically twins

[peak solar]

[clever sleet]

"It's push week" and then they kicked him out of the guild. Fucking dogshit entitled M+ players, dude. Holy! Nobody cares about your push week, you dogshit M+er. Braindead! Unless you're winning the fucking MDI, who are you? What is your push week doing? Stupid motherfucker. "My push week!" Whatcha pushing bud? Whatcha pushing bud? You're not pushing shit. You competing with JPC and fucking Echo and all that? No, you're not dude. You're not. You're just some dogshit survival hunter playing flavor of the month, you're dropping all the bombs, your screen's lighting up, you're mashing your fucking buttons, and then you're saying "push week!" Holy shit, get pushed out of the guild you stupid fuck.

[unreal quiver]

Warcieft stop holding me at arms length

Embrace me

[elder patrol]

@bleak dawn you aight?

[pulsar trail]

Ceverion Potter is busy atm

[gentle basin]

is cev not full milky like me

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/elton-john-tony-danza-tiny-gif-18187355

[unreal quiver]

He is

[gentle basin]

how u wanna get embraced

[waxen latch]

maybe they just make drinks? hello?

[unreal quiver]

In m+

[gentle basin]

i barely play myself i dont want to commit

[peak solar]

spicy ones

[gentle basin]

i play keys with guildies when they msg me

[unreal quiver]

😦

[pulsar trail]

I play keys with guildies when they yell at me to do keys

[gentle basin]

u also never msg me

[pulsar trail]

"You can't just do one key oxi"

[unreal quiver]

Ye cause you're always busy

[pulsar trail]

"Wanna bet?"

[unreal quiver]

You never message me

[pulsar trail]

warcieft just too busy for you bro

its okay

to be as smart and hot as he is

takes work

[unreal quiver]

I try

😦

[gentle basin]

im not the instigator for keys, if making key groups was up to me id have 0 io cuz im lazy

[clever sleet]

No one can be

[brazen eagle]

show them

skip one week of keys

[gentle basin]

i just get asked for stuff and i show up

deplete their keys

[pulsar trail]

prior to this week, I did 3 keys in 3 weeks

[gentle basin]

and never get asked again

full circle

[unreal quiver]

Kinda shocked you timed that 25 rlp

[pulsar trail]

and guess what I got from my M+ slot?

a cloak

[unreal quiver]

That's a hard key

[pulsar trail]

every single time

[clever sleet]

Huge

Big cloak gaming

[pulsar trail]

the vers mastery cloak too

like

why

who wants this

[gentle basin]

yeah we just sent it with like 10 ppl on discord talking over us and timed it by accident

[peak solar]

Ww

[pulsar trail]

I also got a haste/vers dagger

that was cool

[gentle basin]

our comps unfairly good tho

[unreal quiver]

@pulsar trail stream keys on disc with me later?

[peak solar]

Vers mastery leather gear every tier

[bleak dawn]

what's up

[pulsar trail]

I will not be joining RH voice

[unreal quiver]

I told them you're a shapeshifter

[pulsar trail]

its diablo 3 time

[elder patrol]

someone tagged you but not really

[unreal quiver]

😦

[pulsar trail]

when I get home

we grind d3

all weekend

[unreal quiver]

This sad face isn't sad enough

[pulsar trail]

try this one:

[unreal quiver]

It's like mildly shocked

[peak solar]

I wonder if I can play diablo

[pulsar trail]

I told them to ban you, dont bother

[peak solar]

Can prob manage if single player

[pulsar trail]

I was like "esra too stinky to play"

[peak solar]

bitch I smell fantastic

[pulsar trail]

I woke up late for my 8am

so I smell like ball sweat and regret

[unreal quiver]

How your balls smelling that much

[elder patrol]

smh Nocco cant even carry fellow draenor member in m+

[unreal quiver]

Who??

[pulsar trail]

they're large to overcompensate for my small wiener

[unreal quiver]

Oh you mean your 22 halls

[sinful terrace]

[unreal quiver]

I forgot you were EU

[elder patrol]

[unreal quiver]

Take steroids to shrink them

[pulsar trail]

no

[unreal quiver]

Noob

[pulsar trail]

I'm already a bad month away from having a stroke

[clever sleet]

Steroids = weight gain

Tf

[pulsar trail]

why you want me to die?

[unreal quiver]

Steroids make heart stronger

[peak solar]

Steroids taste so bad

[remote surge]

ayo we sniffing balls

[clever sleet]

[unreal quiver]

Solo

Bruh

[pulsar trail]

you're supposed to inject them into your buttcheek you idiot

[peak solar]

No I mean the non muscle ones

Lol

[unreal quiver]

@elder patrol how demon are you

Can you time a 22 halls

[stoic folio]

d3 time in RH voice ?

[peak solar]

Worst thing I’ve ever tasted on god

[pulsar trail]

no cause then the zoomers will join in

[sinful terrace]

Dammit quake beat me

[elder patrol]

uuh

[stoic folio]

[clever sleet]

@ me

[unreal quiver]

I hate these spelling mistakes man

[pulsar trail]

we retreat to the swamp

[remote surge]

what you playing

[unreal quiver]

Every fucking video

[peak solar]

What’s good warrior build

This season

[pulsar trail]

you mean barbarian?

[peak solar]

I’m finna spin

[unreal quiver]

They're your homies

[peak solar]

Yea barb

[stoic folio]

not if we go in a limited spaces channel

[pulsar trail]

ww rend prolly

[stoic folio]

then you choose who joins

[peak solar]

Ooh

[pulsar trail]

or some LoN garbagio

[remote surge]

who does diablo tc

[stoic folio]

man I fucking suck at massacre leveling

[unreal quiver]

Lmao

[pulsar trail]

considering how dogshit the warlock APL is, probably them

[peak solar]

I always either go barb necro or monk

[elder patrol]

done most keys with envy players and im fine

[sinful terrace]

Jez is doing d4, don't know for d3

[unreal quiver]

Envy?

Wtf is that

[peak solar]

Cuz all of them have delicious speed and bounty builds

[pulsar trail]

jez isn't doing TCing for d4

let's just make that clear rn

she's writing a fucking guide

lmao

[peak solar]

[sinful terrace]

Oh true

[hasty nova]

[sinful terrace]

[clever sleet]

Jez TC

Cursed

[pulsar trail]

that potato should be nowhere near any kind of theorycrafting

thanks

[peak solar]

Tc for diablo is done by the Chinese

[unreal quiver]

Hahaha

[clever sleet]

Bro why the hate man

[unreal quiver]

Wtf

[peak solar]

They’re cracked at diablo

[clever sleet]

She’s a nice lass

[pulsar trail]

she terrorizes and gaslights me

but okay

"nice"

[elder patrol]

can lower it to 20, thats max for vault anyway. anything after is waste of time

[unreal quiver]

Piss police

[surreal dagger]

d4TC: press buttons faster. apl solved.

[remote surge]

how do i trust diablo guides

[unreal quiver]

You sidestepped the demon question

[clever sleet]

U terrorize me with white people cooking

So

?

[pulsar trail]

@remote surge anything rhykker approved is okay

[unreal quiver]

What ilvl are you

[peak solar]

All girls do is gaslight girlboss charge phone eat hotchip and lie

[sinful terrace]

How does daps know about the piss police

[elder patrol]

413?

[pulsar trail]

icy veins has some decent starter shit

[unreal quiver]

Hey guys it's Rhykker

[clever sleet]

Jez explained

[unreal quiver]

I just heard that in my brain

[pulsar trail]

rhykker is good people

[unreal quiver]

[pulsar trail]

stop trying to create chocolate hummus and it'll stop

[peak solar]

What’s piss police

[pulsar trail]

talk about it at your next honkey convention

[merry orbit]

i never get carried in keys like ramlu

[daring mauve]

TRUE

[clever sleet]

Bro I would literally never

Make that abomination

[daring mauve]

oxi is my habibi from another mother

[clever sleet]

Just make hummus man

[pulsar trail]

stop eating that shit with carrots

you fucking weirdos

[elder patrol]

im just talking shit on a friday, I dont mind if we do it or not

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/white-people-taco-night-taco-night-white-people-taco-tacos-gif-18676683

[pulsar trail]

it's not a fucking vegetable dip

[peak solar]

Afghani rice is good tho

[spare drift]

BRO

[clever sleet]

Not my primary thing, but I am guilty of doing that before

[elder patrol]

chocolate hummus

[spare drift]

I CANT EVEN

[soft pendant]

You guys know what I love

[peak solar]

Carrots and golden raisins

[pulsar trail]

me?

[soft pendant]

Chocolate hummus

[sinful terrace]

IT AIN'T GOING DOWN EASY IF IT AIN'T CHEESEY

[pulsar trail]

okay I'm banning jake

[clever sleet]

Ptsd doz

[pulsar trail]

this is why our people will never get along

[elder patrol]

vanilla raisin hummus

[pulsar trail]

you did this

[soft pendant]

Wait no

I love you too !

[unreal quiver]

Jake post the emote

[spare drift]

just fuck me in the ass game

[clever sleet]

Please don’t

[soft pendant]

Oh the other one

[pulsar trail]

jake I thought you were my habibi

[clever sleet]

:/

[pulsar trail]

and you do me dirty like that?

[elder patrol]

[soft pendant]

I was kidding chocolate hummus is distrusting and shameful

I would never

[stoic folio]

@pulsar trail 67

[pulsar trail]

@peak solar did you see the new "Jerusalem bagel"?

[peak solar]

No wassat

[pulsar trail]

https://thefeedfeed.com/hadia/kaak-lebanese-street-bread

[soft pendant]

Does it kill every other bagel in the bakery and take over their bins

[pulsar trail]

some new yorker

went to jerusalem

bought some from a little palestinian kid

and came back and called it the "jerusalem bagel"

[peak solar]

[pulsar trail]

these mfers stealing our bread now bro

[peak solar]

Bro the turks do that to all our food

[pulsar trail]

THE LAND WASN'T ENOUGH?

[peak solar]

Shits so insulting

Azerbaijan mfs too

[soft pendant]

Those bagels are more lunch Sammy bagels

[pulsar trail]

apparently hummus and tabbouli are "israeli cuisine" now????????????????????

bro your country has been around for 30 years

[peak solar]

Wut

[pulsar trail]

fuck off

[peak solar]

[soft pendant]

Tapenade is also Israeli

Duh

[pulsar trail]

so is genociding small children

whoops

said that out loud

[unreal quiver]

Oh no oxi gonna cause an international incident

[peak solar]

I swear white people cant be trusted labeling middle eastern food

[soft pendant]

[soft pendant]

Zatter

[pulsar trail]

you tell that to my father

who has an israeli bullet still in his leg

[peak solar]

Za’atar

[unreal quiver]

He's quite far away

[soft pendant]

Zayter

[unreal quiver]

Maybe I write a letter?

[pulsar trail]

I'll give you the address

roll up

we'll get you some bomb ass shawarma

[unreal quiver]

I can't eat shawarma

[pulsar trail]

why

[unreal quiver]

Lots of food allergies

[pulsar trail]

god damn

[peak solar]

I give you the spicy garlic is good

[pulsar trail]

the whites really got you

[elder patrol]

damn, unlucky

[unreal quiver]

Yessir

[daring mauve]

That's their specialty

[sinful terrace]

I'm omw on my way

[peak solar]

What you allergic too

[spare drift]

I got hard scammed by this druid, harmless kitty and hes moonkin

also shite

[pulsar trail]

the dif is

you can get here in 6 hours

[daring mauve]

making little Palestine kids into skeletons

[pulsar trail]

and you still won't come visit me

[soft pendant]

You want the feta? “Umm no I’m lactose intolerant” ok only a little extra feta

[pulsar trail]

soft cheeses have less lactose in them tho

[elder patrol]

I dont know what Im allergic to

[peak solar]

[sinful terrace]

I'm going to a wedding in Iowa this weekend. I'd rather go the other way

[pulsar trail]

or wait

that could be the other way around

I don't remember

[unreal quiver]

Gluten, dairy, fish, eggs, nuts, sesame, pomegranate

[peak solar]

Bro

[unreal quiver]

Yeeeee

[elder patrol]

that sucks

[peak solar]

Ok I make you gluten free shawarma no pomegranate molasses

[unreal quiver]

I enjoy food by buying my gf food

[ripe wasp]

Jesus

[pulsar trail]

sesame?

[unreal quiver]

Pizza smells great

[peak solar]

No tahini for you

[unreal quiver]

But she only gets 5 cheeses pizza

Which smells

[unreal quiver]

Ye

[elder patrol]

5 cheeses

[soft pendant]

I only know 4

Unlucky

[peak solar]

I made pizza yesterday and it fell through the oven grills

[warped wedge]

5th one is dick cheese jake

[ripe wasp]

[elder patrol]

put it on tray

[unreal quiver]

Maybe it's 4

Idk

[soft pendant]

Good morning

[peak solar]

now I gotta clean oven today

[unreal quiver]

Don't eat cheese

[peak solar]

Don’t own one

[pulsar trail]

I'm hungry

[peak solar]

Big enough

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/music-amoura-sad-sunset-gif-13118430

[pulsar trail]

wait

what the fuck do you eat then daps

indian food is loaded with all of that shit

[elder patrol]

[unreal quiver]

I don't eat Indian food

Lmao

[pulsar trail]

god damn

what a tragedy

tbh

indian food is a banger

[unreal quiver]

Meh

As I said not too bothered

[pulsar trail]

esp biryani

[unreal quiver]

Avocado sushi I love tho

[elder patrol]

"it is what it is"

[unreal quiver]

Goddamn

After uni I'd pick up some of that

[peak solar]

Staying at my dads for spring he has no kitchen stuff lol

[unreal quiver]

Some McDonald's fries or smth

[pulsar trail]

that means you couldn't even eat my ass if you wanted to @unreal quiver

[unreal quiver]

Banger combo

[warped wedge]

[pulsar trail]

I said what I said

[peak solar]

I mean he can still have meat and rice

[elder patrol]

[unreal quiver]

I've sent @lofty briar pics of some of the steaks I've eaten

[serene crescent]

It's thai food time

[unreal quiver]

Joocy

[soft pendant]

That sounds illegal

[pulsar trail]

guys jake and I are broken up

[soft pendant]

Something about it just seems wrong

[elder patrol]

hope Ram doing good

[serene crescent]

[pulsar trail]

he said the unthinkable

he said he loves chocolate hummus

[soft pendant]

I literally said chocolate hummus sucks

[unreal quiver]

Chocolate hummus

Oh no

[pulsar trail]

this showed me that I mean nothing to him

[unreal quiver]

Jake

[peak solar]

[unreal quiver]

I heard he did less than 90k DPS in p3 rasz

[pulsar trail]

at least he gets to p3

[soft pendant]

Listen here you little shit

[peak solar]

The only semi decent abomination hummus I’ve had is black bean but that’s just cuz I love black beans

[unreal quiver]

[pulsar trail]

THATS NOT HUMMUS

HUMMUS MEANS CHICK PEA

[peak solar]

Yea it’s not

[pulsar trail]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[sinful terrace]

[peak solar]

It’s more of a dip lol

[unreal quiver]

Oh no we gonna go slow mode soon

[pulsar trail]

"hummus" as you heathens call it

[elder patrol]

im gonna make hummus from red beans fr

[ripe wasp]

I get a thing of garlic hummus at Publix every week

[soft pendant]

Off topic slow mode is just a Friday tradition at this point

[pulsar trail]

is actually Hummus b-thini

[sharp ferry]

I like green bean hummus

[sinful terrace]

Oxi speed running that stroke right about now

[peak solar]

No it had chickpeas

[pulsar trail]

blocked

[sharp ferry]

LMAO

[soft pendant]

1 blocked message

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-meme-blocked-bateman-patrick-patrick-bateman-gif-25526259

[elder patrol]

red chocolate hummus, imagine

[spare drift]

hummus isnt meat therefore I dont eat it

its simple

[remote surge]

My colleagues have been out for lunch for an exceptionally long time

[graceful thistle]

i just like plain ass hummus, nothing fancy plz

[sharp ferry]

Oxi pls dont hate me

[peak solar]

Microwave fish in the break room

[pulsar trail]

weird

[sinful terrace]

It's pay day Friday, yolo

[soft pendant]

I bet they’re banging

[sinful terrace]

[sharp ferry]

:(

[remote surge]

that fucking emote jesus lmao

[pulsar trail]

I'm sleep deprived, stinky, and hungry

idk why people are bullying me today

[remote surge]

STINKY

[pulsar trail]

but I don't appreciate it

[remote surge]

hey stinky boy

[peak solar]

I’m getting pretty hungry now

[elder patrol]

go raid oxi, clear your mind

[pulsar trail]

I'm just gonna pick up a jerusalem bagel on the way home

[sharp ferry]

I thought was funny

[graceful thistle]

i will eat naan for din din just for you

[soft pendant]

Heyyy stinky

[pulsar trail]

bro I need a shower

[sharp ferry]

NO IM ACTUALLY BLOCKED

[pulsar trail]

I feel so dirty

[elder patrol]

stream it

[pulsar trail]

but I also need to make food

[pulsar trail]

I'm ungy

[unreal quiver]

Do a pov stream

[pulsar trail]

he just like me fr

[unreal quiver]

Walking around wherever you live

[soft pendant]

Muckbang

[remote surge]

of the shower?

[unreal quiver]

Chicago?

[sharp ferry]

Wanna go get ramen

[soft pendant]

Oxicado avocado

[unreal quiver]

Dekai already did that

[soft pendant]

Wait

[remote surge]

[elder patrol]

ass against the glass

[pulsar trail]

no, ur still blocked tho

[sinful terrace]

[graceful thistle]

lmao

honestly deserved

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-you-should-come-gif-25307968

[remote surge]

https://tenor.com/view/kamala-harris-do-not-come-gif-25102112

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-john-trump-im-gonna-come-gif-25102111

[pulsar trail]

ok I unblock

[elder patrol]

[pulsar trail]

[sharp ferry]

Abuse

[elder patrol]

[sinful terrace]

[pulsar trail]

bro I saw dark brandon on TV the other day

he looking more and more like the crypt keeper

by the day

https://tenor.com/view/crypt-keeper-mirror-tales-from-gif-10410943

[peak solar]

Yea dudes frontal lobe looks like it’s about to fall off

And he wants to run again

[pulsar trail]

I mean if I got paid 400k a year to be useless I would too

[graceful thistle]

[remote surge]

dark brandon

[peak solar]

Lol true

[pulsar trail]

I'm about to run for school board

those mfers make 35k a year to meet once a month

????

[sinful terrace]

Dank Brandon

[sharp ferry]

Dank bardon

[peak solar]

Pete bujitegiornojuice is doing a good job of fucking transportation wonder how much he gets paid

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447483730886393866/1078703086425604168/c50b46f6df87d1e7edb8a88311e0077a.mp4

[keen lintel]

@pulsar trail thoughts on spicy hummus?

[pulsar trail]

spicy hummus is an acceptable deviation

[shell sparrow]

yes please

[keen lintel]

🙏

[elder patrol]

someone make cheesecake hummus

[peak solar]

What about roasted pepper and oil on top

[pulsar trail]

@clever sleet gets mad cause I link him videos of mfers putting honey in hummus

[peak solar]

Delete this nephew

[pulsar trail]

as long as the base remains the same, it's okay

chickpeas, lemon juice, garlic, thini, and a bit of water

that's it

[sharp ferry]

Spummus

[keen lintel]

delete

[pulsar trail]

I've put jalapenos in my hummus before

[peak solar]

Yea that’s all

[pulsar trail]

kind of a banger ngl

[peak solar]

I like topping mine

[graceful thistle]

i seen some cursed variations of houmous that's for sure

[peak solar]

Serrano’s go hard too

[pulsar trail]

roasted pinenuts and ground lamb

[peak solar]

Roast em a lil bit

[graceful thistle]

beets, carrots, avocado. like wtf

[elder patrol]

Wonder if there is a youtube channel for real cursed food combos, could be fun

[pulsar trail]

@peak solar

[graceful thistle]

that's just vegetable paste not hummy

[pulsar trail]

BANGER

[peak solar]

That looks good af

[pulsar trail]

now I'm even more hungry

[keen lintel]

there are hundreds of british food channels if thats what ur asking

[brazen eagle]

everything is accepted as long as its not cauliflower

[graceful thistle]

you making me want to order it for lunch

[peak solar]

Purple cauliflower goes hard

[graceful thistle]

i want a fatty gyro now with the lamb talk

[pulsar trail]

dollar store shawarma

[elder patrol]

no like combining bryiani with pho or something

[graceful thistle]

i wish i had that

[graceful thistle]

its just jamie oliver

everything is cursed

[soft pendant]

Ramen vs pho go

[pulsar trail]

bro why are people putting cucumber in tabbouli @peak solar

[peak solar]

There’s a guy who pours colorful sand and weird shit on food on insta

[pulsar trail]

wtf is this shit

[peak solar]

Hate that guy

Wait what

[elder patrol]

havent had either I think

[peak solar]

The fuck

[soft pendant]

No way

[pulsar trail]

it's 4 ingredients how are they fucking it up

QUINOA TABBOULI?

EXCUSE ME?

[peak solar]

Mfs just see parsley and are like

[elder patrol]

I dont live near big cities

[graceful thistle]

its green just add cucumber why not right

[soft pendant]

Not even like dollar instant ramen tho?

[peak solar]

Ayo what if I made this tatziki but shit on both dishes instead

[pulsar trail]

if it doesn't look like this, fuck you

[soft pendant]

No random local pho places ?

It’s not fancy

[elder patrol]

ye,got like 4 in store

[pulsar trail]

cauliflower tabbouli

why

why

why

[peak solar]

Bro what

[pulsar trail]

"VEGAN" TABBOULI?!!?!?!?

BRO

[graceful thistle]

bro cuz white people

[pulsar trail]

THE ORIGINAL IS VEGAN

[elder patrol]

no

[peak solar]

It’s already vegan

[pulsar trail]

HELLO?

[peak solar]

[soft pendant]

We gotta get ramlu some shinchin ramen

[elder patrol]

I want some

[pulsar trail]

it's bulgur, onions, tomatoes and parsley

what the fuck

HOW

[graceful thistle]

i'm like actually fucking hungry now wtf

its too early to eat but im going to

[pulsar trail]

I'm so genuinely unhappy about this

someone made a "vegan tabbouli" recipe

and got away with it

this is a human rights violation

[peak solar]

Lmaooo

[elder patrol]

I got 1.2kg of pork shoulder in the freezer, sounds like pulled pork overnight untill monday

[brazen eagle]

whats that, it looks good

[pulsar trail]

tabbouli

the dressing is lemon juice and olive oil

[peak solar]

White people also think it’s a salad so they add lettuce

I’ve seen that before

[pulsar trail]

I still don't understand why people are putting cauliflower, quinoa, cucumbers, and other weird shit in it

our food is so simple

[brazen eagle]

i hope its not "cauliflower tabbouli"

[pulsar trail]

why

[brazen eagle]

would ruin it

[peak solar]

Yea it’s weird

[pulsar trail]

like

who asked for this

why

[soft pendant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905573242406854686/1053791523482898452/hapee.gif

[pulsar trail]

"3 cups cauliflower couscous"??????????

[peak solar]

Lmaooo

[clever sleet]

The beauty of middle eastern food is in its simplicity

[pulsar trail]

what on earth is cauliflower couscous

[peak solar]

I have no idea

[brazen eagle]

about to put cauliflower on the banned word list

[pulsar trail]

you need to try this one

10/10 BANGER

[brazen eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-william-shatner-agree-agreed-yes-gif-4477489

[clever sleet]

Give me recipe

[pulsar trail]

I wonder if they'll try to make that "vegan"

[clever sleet]

Been looking for different things

[pulsar trail]

it's green beans, onion, garlic, diced tomatoes, and olive oil

[clever sleet]

Looks great

[pulsar trail]

served with a side of rice

[brazen eagle]

i think vegan is fun

[pulsar trail]

[clever sleet]

How’s it not vegan as is

[brazen eagle]

because when i buy orange juice

[graceful thistle]

that just looks moldy

[pulsar trail]

90% of these dishes they're trying to turn "vegan" are already vegan

[brazen eagle]

they fucking write "vegan" on it

is there non vegan orange juice?

[elder patrol]

thats herbs

[pulsar trail]

check DMs

[graceful thistle]

i meant the calif makes it look like a moldy version of the og

[clever sleet]

He’s white he doesn’t know seasoning

[graceful thistle]

don't insult my culinary prowess

[elder patrol]

im a fucking ghost and I season

[native flower]

bro what LMFAO

[pulsar trail]

make this vegan

I challenge you white people

MAKE IT VEGAN

[brazen eagle]

cinemon

huh