off-topic

[rocky patio]

Tiktok was beyond my time

[past lagoon]

Yea yea pretend to be old person

[coral canopy]

just cuz u have the heart and soul of a 40yo doesn’t mean ut not w zoomer

[ruby wagon]

we are on the cutoff

[past lagoon]

Im actually really mature guys 🤓

[umbral whale]

@modest lion how old are you

[ruby wagon]

he's 37

[coral canopy]

good thing i was born in 2013

[ruby wagon]

why do ppl think im jkoking

[umbral whale]

I thought you were a year older than me

[rocky patio]

:(

[coral canopy]

anything could be a bit

i can’t trust anyone

[brave crypt]

Seli acts like a Boomer so idk

[undone bone]

i still cant compute that im gonna be 28 in 3 months

[coral canopy]

don’t compute it

[ruby wagon]

28 is nothing try turning 25

[coral canopy]

don’t think about life marching on

it’s not that real

[umbral whale]

Seli

[clever sleet]

At least you guys still have a 2 in front of your age

[umbral whale]

Answer the question

[brave crypt]

I just turned 37. I'm gay over the hill at this point. Ready to settle down with 20 cats

[umbral whale]

[coral canopy]

gay over the hill

[modest lion]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-panda-popcorn-day-popcorn-time-chew-gif-15437077

[umbral whale]

I got nova

[elder patrol]

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a2e0b65ccc0a722aad27178d15eea6b7-lq

[umbral whale]

Tell me or she gets it

[ruby wagon]

@rocky patio my guild killed diurna w/ my 413 voker yday

[rocky patio]

Blessed chart

[coral canopy]

bro they’re called ALPHA???

HELLO???

[past lagoon]

Gen alpha

Monka

[umbral whale]

Gets a treat btw

[modest lion]

Why would I answer teh question when I could watch you be weird about it

[umbral whale]

[hasty nova]

That will go well

[ruby wagon]

next one is gen sigma

[past lagoon]

[modest lion]

Espeically if the answer is like

[keen lintel]

I DID IT @coral canopy

[modest lion]

5 mouseclicks away

[hasty nova]

Generation Grind

[umbral whale]

I am on my phone no mouse

[nova obsidian]

Bro doesnt know the greek alphabet smh my head

[clever sleet]

Think it’s pronounced sugma

[coral canopy]

great job!!!! i’m proud of you!!!

[keen lintel]

ur the best coach ever

[modest lion]

Imagine thinking anything Lauren says is true and/or not an attempt at trolling

[coral canopy]

:3c

anytime

[brave crypt]

Seli is 55 let's be honest. He tells kids to get off his lawn and says things like back in my day

[clever sleet]

Lauren is a real one

[coral canopy]

lauren would never lie to me ever

[umbral whale]

I figured

[spare drift]

I think seli is 32

[coral canopy]

we have a bond

[umbral whale]

I knew how old u were cause ur a year older than me

[hot crystal]

Gen z is gen sigma

[hot crystal]

Change my mind

[spare drift]

1 year older than me is what I recall

[ruby wagon]

i am a real one

[umbral whale]

Lauren literally gaslighting the seveer

[ruby wagon]

ive never done that before

ur misremembering

[clever sleet]

Lauren literally bing

[coral canopy]

please keep going

positive flashbacks

[hot crystal]

Generations vary at the edges tho

Like

[ruby wagon]

you've been a bad user doz

[modest lion]

Nothing what Lauren said about me is true

[coral canopy]

seems true

[hot crystal]

If ur the oldest in the gen z times you could be a millenial by experience

[ruby wagon]

seli is handsome irl

[clever sleet]

Damn

[umbral whale]

Yes he is

[modest lion]

See

[ruby wagon]

cant be true

[clever sleet]

I cannot believe it

[ruby wagon]

unlucky

[modest lion]

She just keeps lying

[umbral whale]

[modest lion]

I'm not handsome, I'm gorgeous ofc

[clever sleet]

[umbral whale]

[modest lion]

Handsome is what your grandma calls you while smearing some of her spit into your hair.

[brave crypt]

!rtb 5+ Seli tells us his age and then gets muted

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Grand Melee

[coral canopy]

ew

[clever sleet]

And yet you ask me to spit on you

Curious

[modest lion]

!rtb gm+bt mute bruen for an hour

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Ruthless Precision

[ruby wagon]

seli isn't handsome, he's pretty

[brave crypt]

I would ask you too too

[modest lion]

yeah i love it when you spit in my mouth and give me pet names

[clever sleet]

[umbral whale]

Pretty

[clever sleet]

@ both of you

Brethren?

[umbral whale]

[modest lion]

you think you can be weird with me

without me being weirder with you?

[clever sleet]

Oh I don’t think, papi, I know

[umbral whale]

Getting called pretty makes my skin crawl

[brave crypt]

Have you guys been to Paris cause there's an Eiffel Tower we could do...see

[umbral whale]

Or cute

[past lagoon]

Why

[umbral whale]

Cute is the worst

[modest lion]

Yeah, I love it when Daddy Quake humiliates me in public like this

Thanks daddy

[clever sleet]

Mm

[warped wedge]

papi*

[coral canopy]

hataro is the biggest victim of toxic masculinity

[clever sleet]

I forget that ones known

[hot crystal]

Nah pretty is the worst

[clever sleet]

Nah the d word makes my skin crawl, ryler

[hot crystal]

Cute is fine

[clever sleet]

He knows the tech

[undone bone]

quake has a special tech

[hot crystal]

Pretty feels emasculating tho im ngl

[coral canopy]

pretty is for femboys

like seli

[hot crystal]

I feel like

[umbral whale]

No. I just dislike being referred to as pretty or cute. I literally get chills of creepiness being called that

[past lagoon]

[brave crypt]

I overuse cute

[hot crystal]

I wouldnt mind like pretty eyes tho

[elder patrol]

[hot crystal]

I would take that

[elder patrol]

seli irl

[cyan oxide]

I hate wow man

look at this shit

[hot crystal]

But calling all of me pretty is not cool

[peak solar]

I just got so much aids

From sub channel

make the voices stop

[brave crypt]

I called someone pretty. Well wasn't a person as much as a part

[elder patrol]

wow backrooms?

[cyan oxide]

primal storm event

you can fly out of it and you get to the void

and there's no way out of here unless hearthstone

[hot crystal]

[elder patrol]

nice

[tropic skiff]

Listening now

Imma go@buy instant noodlz

[coral canopy]

just keep walking

[tropic skiff]

Cuz im a lazy fucker

[coral canopy]

there’s a landmass

go to it

[modest lion]

you talking about toms cock?

[cyan oxide]

that landmass is called valdrakken

[tropic skiff]

But sewed smth cool today feelsgoodman

[cyan oxide]

and im not walking there

[modest lion]

wait no, mightve been mine actually

i dont recall

[clever sleet]

[brave crypt]

That wasn't recent but that too

[umbral whale]

Who talking about cock

[brave crypt]

Right part

[umbral whale]

[modest lion]

why you HUHHing?

[raw python]

[brave crypt]

I don't remember you sending it. Better send again

[umbral whale]

I'm not allowed to post supercock anymore

Ronkles forbade me

[modest lion]

bruen was judging dicks and i thought id throw mine in there since he obviously knows what hes talking about

[brave crypt]

Send me your dick and I'll rate it

[cyan oxide]

:supercock:

[modest lion]

you already did

[brave crypt]

👀

Lies

Oh wait I did

[modest lion]

[brave crypt]

A+ dick

[clever sleet]

[brave crypt]

It was 2 years ago

[umbral whale]

Bruen has already seen my cock

[serene crescent]

when the entirety of your guilds roster has a drinking problem

[umbral whale]

Seli would you like to see?

[coral canopy]

are there bonus points for very very small? or

[brave crypt]

Mmm don't think so?

[tropic skiff]

This hard thank u

[clever sleet]

There’s exactly one nude of me in the world.
And honestly if anyone find it, they deserve it

[umbral whale]

[brave crypt]

Oh right that

[umbral whale]

[tropic skiff]

Need to find it

[clever sleet]

Brother?

[brave crypt]

Searching for quake cock now

[clever sleet]

Why tho

[tropic skiff]

Quake cock research field

[soft pendant]

Bruen will never get me into his cock folder

[raw python]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Omanmar - PokéFusion:

#138 - Omanyte

#126 - Magmar

[brave crypt]

Hmm shape and appearance is more important than size I think. I've seen/had big ones that had no idea how to use it

[serene crescent]

my ex-gf's could ruin me for sure

[unreal quiver]

WAHT IS THIS

THIS IS A WHOLE ASS KEY

[clever sleet]

Nah. Worst case it gets out and people see my cock

[coral canopy]

i like when they’re small and cute

[clever sleet]

I’d prefer it not

[brave crypt]

That's a sad day. I'm a gentle judge I swear

[tropic skiff]

I need ur ex gf folder

[clever sleet]

But yeah I’m not a fan of nudes
Never asked for one in my life because I’m a man of god

[ripe wasp]

The trick is to be proud of your cock then you'll never be embarrassed.

[raw python]

1:40pm really be some peak horny hours

[clever sleet]

😈

[cyan oxide]

what's wrong here

[tropic skiff]

Dont think i ever sent a nude either

[brave crypt]

God of nudes maybe

[tropic skiff]

Idk just weird as hell taking a picture of urself naked like alone bro tf

Shit weird as hell fr

[serene crescent]

ya I have nothing to be embarrassed about just be a lil cringe for a lil bit ya know

[clever sleet]

Ye exactly

[serene crescent]

🥶

[unreal quiver]

too ethical

[brave crypt]

Proof 👀

[serene crescent]

I got a fat cock - signed KPB

[merry orbit]

depleting cos23 with friends cus they to bad

[elder patrol]

Oh nyoo

[spare drift]

I think most of my friens quit again

[brave crypt]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Frost Mage.

[rocky patio]

@stone swan

Did she respond

[elder patrol]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Assassination Rogue.

[modest lion]

hahaha get fucked

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Retribution Paladin.

[modest lion]

rerolling to new broken class

[elder patrol]

[clever sleet]

!Newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Fury Warrior.

[clever sleet]

Fuck

[soft pendant]

!newmain

[cyan oxide]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Balance Druid.

New main: Fire Mage.

[cyan oxide]

oh no anyway

[raw python]

!newmain for next tier

[hollow raven]

New main: Beast Mastery Hunter.

[soft pendant]

i got fire mage

haha fuck u minalba

[cyan oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[hushed dock]

Bm hunt

[clever sleet]

@sinful terrace Rate my name pls

[soft pendant]

you love nuts?

[cyan oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/piano-gif-22243713

[clever sleet]

His

[hushed dock]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Balance Druid.

[soft pendant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/124169701881282560/1068404404572651540/caption.gif

[coral canopy]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Beast Mastery Hunter.

[nova obsidian]

Man todays pug keys have just been misery and dread

[hushed dock]

Why is it ONLY RANGED DPS

Bot is rigged

[nova obsidian]

A priest gripped me when i was gonna vanish on fenryr to clear, even though we had a tank next to him and 7s left

[sinful terrace]

!rtb 5 and I leave work early before the snow gets worse

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Skull and Crossbones

[warped wedge]

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Ryler was lucky 1 times.

[clever sleet]

!rtb any and you leave work rn

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Grand Melee :game_die:Skull and Crossbones

[clever sleet]

Damn dog

Peace

[sinful terrace]

[clever sleet]

Be safe on way home

[nova obsidian]

And now i had a boomkin somehow moonfire the pandas while were on the second boss of temple

[sharp ferry]

!mr evasion after lunch while I'm fat and lazy

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Ahri was lucky 12 times.

[sharp ferry]

Nice.

[elder patrol]

opposite for me,been chillin

[coral canopy]

!mr mute me and you're a furry

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! wpw+h was lucky 4 times.

[sharp ferry]

Implying

[coral canopy]

implying what

[clever sleet]

Literally nyan moroes

[cyan oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/plonk-twitch-cat-gif-27494506

[coral canopy]

i love furries

[sharp ferry]

Nice

[coral canopy]

without furries we would have nothing good on this planet

[nova obsidian]

Nice

[clever sleet]

Counterpoint

@waxen latch (he’s a nice lad)

[coral canopy]

if every furry turned off their pager for 12 hours the world would come to a halt

[nova obsidian]

Also had one guy that died, so healer asked him what he is waiting for since he isnt releasing, he answers "your mother", so healer just said "ait, im out" and left

[clever sleet]

[raw python]

[clever sleet]

Why are people this way

[sinful terrace]

I took the suv so we're chuckling. Already a pile up just south of my work though

[clever sleet]

[brave crypt]

We're you the healer? 👀

[nova obsidian]

Im on my rogue, so na

Just need a couple more keys for 3k score, but today aint it

[elder patrol]

do them on tuesday evening

[brave crypt]

I should prob get a 1k score

I keep saying it but 0 motivation

[nova obsidian]

https://i.gyazo.com/31f40eccc5b402d09d0043739ed26a94.png

[rocky patio]

I’ve arrived

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rat-drive-rat-driving-rat-car-gif-26515012

[nova obsidian]

Its the ratmobile

[tropic skiff]

This but unironically with anything related to webdev and IT

[waxen latch]

[scenic blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-chat-cell-phone-gif-24903035

[elder patrol]

[brave crypt]

why are there so many scams with trying to rent...sigh

[calm elbow]

Because it's so hard to outright buy a house now, so many more opportunities to scam

[serene crescent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/766349238941777931/994715597105541130/1651548314138-1.gif

[brave crypt]

True. 1500 average for a 1 bedroom here

Also didnt plan so I have no down payment to actually buy anything

[coral canopy]

yea

thats why i said it

furries are instrumental to the world

[undone bone]

also clueless upper and middle management

they have paid for 3 of my properties already

[ashen ravine]

context?

[merry orbit]

my dh's vault is already done

[peak solar]

@past lagoon so after 5 separate people explained tea usage he just goes eh I’ll do it wrong like I want

[past lagoon]

I mean hes not wrong per se if he has no energy for dance then he should use a resource to gain the energy so he doesnt miss globals

But needing to do that likely means he has other problems

[peak solar]

Yea

He kept saying he’d force it to line up with dance so that happened tho

[past lagoon]

Its just typical stream chatter visiting spec channel

[stone swan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WpJGPKWi-o8?feature=share

This video got me

Laughing so hard

[surreal dagger]

@clever sleet 281 ilvl

[stone swan]

What’s that

[cyan oxide]

scath and his major gigantacock

[surreal dagger]

AA +2

opening pull

[stone swan]

What happened yesterday

[surreal dagger]

[cyan oxide]

my power went out

I missed raid

[stone swan]

That’s what I thought

[cyan oxide]

power only came back on at 5 am

[cyan oxide]

[stone swan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/124169701881282560/1075059358603423744/BAD94955-607C-4CB4-BE62-916D1F0CCD5B.gif

[native flower]

Sub funnel god

[cyan oxide]

I slept in the heat of 36celsius with no fan

honestly great night

[stone swan]

Bro there’s so much funnel in hov

He’s insane

Fr

[surreal dagger]

I mean most people still think sub funnels

[cyan oxide]

@unreal quiver

[native flower]

ong

[cyan oxide]

fotmCOPE

[clever sleet]

AA dps

[unreal quiver]

25 ruby

depleted on last boss

😦

[coral canopy]

unlucky

time it

u got this

[pulsar trail]

disappointing

[unreal quiver]

YESSIR

[pulsar trail]

I thought you were better than that

to will the team to victory

[surreal dagger]

ethical cat dps

[hot crystal]

If you need funnel just play outlaw and do aoe

[brazen eagle]

[cyan oxide]

HE PUMPIN

[surreal dagger]

arms 💪

[stone swan]

Throatgoat

[spare drift]

floor pov?

[umbral whale]

I need to sleep now

[pulsar trail]

nah survival hunter things

[undone bone]

maybe he has a bow

[valid tartan]

ret changes already live?

in subcreation ret is S now

wtf happened

[coral canopy]

? where

[valid tartan]

https://raid.subcreation.net/vault-eranog.html

[undone bone]

people getting their alts ready

[valid tartan]

was this always like this

[wheat onyx]

I'll be eternally stunlocked people put any credibility into a website that collects data in such a useless way like subcreation

ur also only looking at eranog lol

[tame swan]

idk, according to subcreation that take is kind of C tier

[undone bone]

let me tell you people that drink water are better than people who drink dr pepper

why?

look at this graph

[tame swan]

heroic eranog

O wait nvm at least it’s mythic

[calm elbow]

My Priest trying to discover Phial recipes through experimentation

[native flower]

bro

https://www.foxnews.com/us/train-derails-outside-detroit-michigan-one-car-hazardous-materials

it doesnt stop?

[keen lintel]

BAHAHA

NOOOOOOOOO WAY

[calm elbow]

Detroit

[wheat onyx]

I mean trains get derailed all the time

its just that there was that 1 really bad one in ohio so now a lot of them get reported

[merry orbit]

farmed by a wl in aa 22

oh right he get pi

[wheat onyx]

"From 1990, the first year the BTS began tracking derailments and injuries on a yearly basis, to 2021, there have been 54,539 accidents in which a train derailed. That’s an average of 1,704 derailments per year."

[waxen latch]

[clever sleet]

Real

[keen lintel]

[peak solar]

It’s a bit of a different story when we have technology we’re not using that would stop a lot of derailments cuz less profits and when the companies are lobbying congress to repeal / not enact safety regulations that would also prevent Chernobyl 2 electric boogaloo though

[sharp ferry]

Uh there'a a massive media blackout regarding Ohio, it's an ecological disaster.

[wheat onyx]

what does that have to do with what I said?

[waxen latch]

he kinda agree's with you guy

[wheat onyx]

Ah gotcha

[sharp ferry]

Ye

[waxen latch]

its more like "yeha, happens all the time, just now its really REALLY bad, so they actually cover it for once"

[sharp ferry]

No, more like the scale of how bad it is isn't being reported

[undone bone]

people also dont know that they had a big brain that though litting it on fire was a good idea

[wheat onyx]

Well no what I'm saying is that there is a massive increase in reports of train derailments, despite train derailments being "more common than you think"

[coral canopy]

we dont wanna scare anyone so let's kill them instead

[sharp ferry]

https://i.redd.it/a1gxte91deia1.jpg

[waxen latch]

there will be many many many painfull cancer deaths in the next decade in that area 🙂

[undone bone]

maybe we get giant cockroaches there now

horse sized ones

[waxen latch]

😳

[sharp ferry]

That's libel

[clever sleet]

And also unrelated this spill will cause many complications of life.

Living in Oh*o is bad enough

[undone bone]

daman nice cut

[waxen latch]

ikr

ms pain art bettwen terros pulls

[undone bone]

terros was so cool

[clever sleet]

Real

[undone bone]

it made me remember why healer was a role

[waxen latch]

we noticed after 2 pulls that 1 healer was missing

[undone bone]

ONE HEAL

[sharp ferry]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/2oLwG_W861TvUDRPfr3xx2VhsLOXDhahAuod5zvvUCA/https/i.redd.it/5dsxglslgfia1.jpg

[undone bone]

ONE HEAL IN 30 seconds

ONE HEAL

[clever sleet]

My healers tried 4 healing it for 30 pulls

[clever sleet]

REAL

Memes aside it’s so fucked

[waxen latch]

mate, we meme to cope

atleast i do

[median gale]

Nah im gunna survive in the gas by just using my stim heals perma

[undone bone]

hey dont worry my country and brazil are trying to end the earth cutting the amazon forest

but big money too stronk

[sharp ferry]

I'm going to be completely and totally blown away if someone doesn't get assassinated over this

This is one of the worst ecological disasters in modern history.

[gaunt cipher]

@modest lion

[sharp ferry]

Completely avoidable

[undone bone]

that name

[median gale]

Prolly wont happen, money too stronk......... needs a nerf

[undone bone]

what eldritch horror

[sharp ferry]

The umlauts get me

[clever sleet]

I meme to burrow the existential sorrow of watching triple digits of people die over two years while people complained about having to wear a piece of cloth over their mouth.

They’re free to do that, but fuck it makes me sad

[undone bone]

oh dont worry when i had to do things in some factories and saw the machines there

im like yes someone got cut in 3 there

[clever sleet]

Anyway, back to nonsense

[median gale]

"Thats just crusty old red paint, dw" -manager?

[undone bone]

lumbermills are super metal

[sharp ferry]

Stonks as fuck

[hasty nova]

[gaunt cipher]

rising

[median gale]

If i ever go to a therapist, my goal will be to send them to a therapist

[clever sleet]

Most therapists already have therapists

[undone bone]

sebek alts has torch

[modest lion]

just dota things

[torn mural]

sebek "rat" gaming

[merry orbit]

no primary stat

[undone bone]

he was just so explicit about it too

[spare drift]

glaive mog, how basic

[sharp ferry]

402 ilvl 421 boon

[clever sleet]

It’s a draining job, and Tbf, you’ve got to be a bit of a sociopath to not be affected by sessions

[median gale]

No, they have alcoholism and a mirror... that isnt a therapist

[clever sleet]

[umbral whale]

looks good did you just get your glaives

[clever sleet]

My therapist has a therapist

[edgy lion]

disagree

[spare drift]

my stonks are stagnating

[hasty nova]

Oh ye?

[edgy lion]

mirrors are pretty good therapists. its just me yelling at myself

[edgy lion]

🤯

[waxen latch]

its therapists all the way down

[median gale]

https://twitter.com/Dratnos/status/1625996962125467648?t=-g7p203efsH9PIbGfHs1iA&s=19 @hasty nova

Dratnos (@Dratnos)

ret pallies next patch

Likes

779

Twitter · Feb 15, 2023, 11:14 PM

[edgy lion]

you know what this makes me laugh because all them shills are feeling their stupidity hit them

[keen lintel]

OT im here to be judged

i just killed someone doing a pet battle

[edgy lion]

ban

[gaunt cipher]

soontm

[sharp ferry]

Ever since I downloaded the emotions patch, I can't handle human suffering. I saw a photo of a father holding his daughter's hand crushed in the rubble of the earthquakes in turkey and I was debilitated for an hour

[gaunt cipher]

ill get guildei to craft me gem

[hasty nova]

Doubt it.

[gaunt cipher]

[clever sleet]

You get used to it

[edgy lion]

i can dream though

[coral canopy]

unlikely

[clever sleet]

I never downloaded it just came with it

Shit sucks

[coral canopy]

but would be based

[torn mural]

[keen lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859205894499074079/1075871546440175636/bbrer3j0siia1.png

[waxen latch]

what a lad

[stone swan]

Absolute unit (just like me fr)

[wheat ore]

is dh actually fun

[keen lintel]

(ew)

[wheat ore]

compared to sub

[stone swan]

I matched with someone

[keen lintel]

pog

[stone swan]

This arc is over

[keen lintel]

gz

!

[wheat ore]

this is the way most americans go

[stone swan]

!

[wheat ore]

tbf

[waxen latch]

everything is fun compared to DF sub

[stone swan]

Real

[nova obsidian]

DF sub is great, what crack you on

[waxen latch]

mate, im just mad what happend with sub over the time

[wheat ore]

really

its better now than at any point since legion

sl sub was dogshit

[upbeat tree]

reroll spriest instantly!

[clever sleet]

Sauce?

[wheat ore]

bfa sub was nerfed to ground

[clever sleet]

Date planned?

[waxen latch]

not talking about numbers

numbers dont have shit to do with gameplay

[wheat ore]

im talking about pure gameplay

[nova obsidian]

It feels very much like it did in legion

imo

[wheat ore]

its way better t han bfa/sl sub

yeah exactly

this 1 dance build is FAR better

than ER 3 dance spam

[waxen latch]

and i still want WoD sub

[wheat ore]

with pv

ugh

most cancer rotation of all time

[stone swan]

No she’s boring as fuck so I’m not putting any effort into the conversations

[clever sleet]

Bro

[hasty nova]

oh word?

[elder patrol]

!pf sausage

[hollow raven]

Weezeotto - PokéFusion:

#110 - Weezing

#17 - Pidgeotto

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-that-right-you-are-right-thats-right-absolutely-right-point-gif-16025689

[clever sleet]

Maybe she thinks the same?

[nova obsidian]

Unironically wouldnt surprise me if any of the set bonuses for sub gave em a way to proc rupture damage (similar to multistrike in wod)

[stone swan]

Bro I ask her a question and she just answers

The question

That’s it

[wheat ore]

wod sub was great also

[stone swan]

3 times

[wheat ore]

this iteration feels far closer to that

than the spammy sl and bfa sub

which was outlaw lite

[surreal dagger]

that fucking 4 pc

[nova obsidian]

I would prefer if dance had a bit longer cd and was a bit stronger, but whatever ill take it

[hasty nova]

[surreal dagger]

[wheat ore]

ye same

make it 45 sec or 1 minute and no reduction

but 2x the dmg

[keen lintel]

ok real talk what was the question

[waxen latch]

yes pls

[surreal dagger]

i just want to watch people bitch about how bad sub feels out of dance

[waxen latch]

all i want

[wheat ore]

also why tf does cold blood exist

why isnt it 70% crit dam

instead of crit chance

[stone swan]

Music

[surreal dagger]

at dont 2 talents onto cap stone work?

[stone swan]

It’s fine dw about it I fucked up

We go next I think

[surreal dagger]

no money to fix shit

[keen lintel]

she lacks rizz

🙏

[wheat ore]

im really not looking forward to a PV + rotten + shadowdust build when they inevitably buff it

please keep current sub as an option all expac

[undone bone]

ehehe

[stone swan]

It’s legit doomer

[undone bone]

we are inevitable

[stone swan]

[gaunt cipher]

@wheat ore its ok tbh

[stone swan]

And now the app really wants me to respond

[surreal dagger]

getting ready for that day

[wheat ore]

i need a melee alt thats actually fun

monk used to be but its dogshit now

[gaunt cipher]

ww plays rly well

but..

its so bad

[wheat ore]

ToD and tiger statue and more bok instead of spin

made it way less fun for me than last expac

[keen lintel]

ive played maybe 30 mins of sub recently and my biggest complaint is

when sub doesnt have 8 sec dance, subterfuge and MFD in the meta build

its cringe

[wheat ore]

thank god

[surreal dagger]

hatrao take

[wheat ore]

all those abilities are unfun

[keen lintel]

wait ppl genuinely prefer strat over mfd

from a fun

[surreal dagger]

sub is fine right now, just not satisfying

[keen lintel]

pov

[surreal dagger]

mfd doesnt make you hit harder

it's shit

[hasty nova]

So, Do you like music?

Yuh.

[nova obsidian]

Not really, people prefer NOT mfd because its a doshit ability

[surreal dagger]

go play reset game

some place else

take it as assa idk

gives you something to do between ER and 30 apm

[stone swan]

No

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[stone swan]

It’s like

I ask her genres

She goes

[surreal dagger]

shift dance to be stronger, reduce dmg out of dance. make CDS a skill again instead of full send

[hasty nova]

Yuh

[surreal dagger]

let everyone go back to outlaw

[waxen latch]

no, fuck off (not as an insult)

[median gale]

Starbucks is not a genre of music

[waxen latch]

take MfD and put it in PvP where that shit belongs

[stone swan]

I’m into pop but I dip my toes into a little bit or everything but never country

Like ok

[undone bone]

mfd is so bad vs deeper

[surreal dagger]

i would agree, but they need to unfuck assa

[stone swan]

[keen lintel]

oh ok theres big context here

[waxen latch]

there are 20 things you can do there except having MfD

[keen lintel]

i like long dance, subt, mfd and i also play pvp 99% of the time

is that more understandable

[hasty nova]

[waxen latch]

you play pvp

thats the problem

nobody plays pvp except like 3 mentaly ill people

[stone swan]

Mfd is so fun as outlaw

[keen lintel]

what r ur thoughts on SND tryan?

[surreal dagger]

no one likes that on god. you just want to ignore cds

play outlaw

[hot crystal]

You know theres no obligation to keep talking right

[waxen latch]

[stone swan]

[keen lintel]

"ignore cds"
yep having extra window to double cheap out of stealth without burning a dance charge is just

ignoring cds

i will instead pres dance

[surreal dagger]

we give zero fucks bout pvp

lol

[peak solar]

You and hacha are like two peas in a pod

[surreal dagger]

pvp just ruins pve versions of sub

[peak solar]

trendsetter Dps < fun

[keen lintel]

bring back preparation

[surreal dagger]

go back to being a mage stun bot, sorry mm hunter stun bot

[hot crystal]

How would sectech work with double dance

[surreal dagger]

good game play

[hot crystal]

[clever sleet]

Delete this rn nephew

[flat scaffold]

its a mess

[hot crystal]

Lmaoo

[flat scaffold]

some weird ass conditions

[hot crystal]

Just make sectech have the same charges as dance

Fuck it

[surreal dagger]

idk how you'd even make it worth

with 2x dance

it just felt like shit

[flat scaffold]

2x dance is just awful, so many talents, that just works against it

[surreal dagger]

dont worry, it will all get fixed in 10.0.7

[peak solar]

Yea honestly 1 dance is fine just rework some of the tree to fit it or rework the shit that fits it to fit double dance

[hot crystal]

Its like weird

[peak solar]

I think big sectech dances are way cooler than strike evis only dances tho

[surreal dagger]

put 2nd dance in PVP talents

put mfd in PVP talents

[waxen latch]

10.0.7 is also when assa gets its AoE fix for sure

[hot crystal]

Because i do like the idea of syncing symbols in general

[surreal dagger]

make a god damn useful left side of the spec tree

[peak solar]

That I would like

[hot crystal]

Its 10.1 for more rogue stuff bro

[peak solar]

That’s the only thing I don’t like is sending symbols on cd

[keen lintel]

[hot crystal]

10.0.7 is a paladin patch

[surreal dagger]

have I introduced you to our lord and savior?

[peak solar]

But gloom trucks so kind of have to

[undone bone]

what is that dust build with no cds

[surreal dagger]

dead

[elder patrol]

!pf sub

[surreal dagger]

as it is now

[hollow raven]

Gritto - PokéFusion:

#88 - Grimer

#132 - Ditto

[hasty nova]

oh?

[brazen eagle]

haven't seen that in a while

[keen lintel]

ascend with me hacha

[undone bone]

what do you mean there is 1 player with a REAL duster

sepsis/flag/tornado

[nova obsidian]

Hacha is the real duster

[surreal dagger]

they're going to leave the tree alone and fix it with tier. in the process making the 1dST build dead

[undone bone]

i finally managed to time a nokhud even if the healer died every boss

[surreal dagger]

10.1 predictions

[undone bone]

20 only tho

[keen lintel]

1dST sounds like the most boomer spec

[undone bone]

actually depending on tier mfd might not be so bad

[surreal dagger]

using boomer as an insult

kekw

[undone bone]

BIG problem is it is anti sinergy with tier now

same as er

[surreal dagger]

how's your mom's basement?

[undone bone]

doing 2 finishers back to back with no builder is inting

[surreal dagger]

wrecked her bedroom last night

[clever sleet]

Man’s been Stockholm syndrome’d into making it a badge of honor

[keen lintel]

LMAO

[stone swan]

Damn i wish i had the Stockholm syndrome rizz

[surreal dagger]

target rizz

[waxen latch]

saw it 2 days ago when deleting some pics lmao

[nova obsidian]

?

Its a 3 second buff

Its not consumed upon using a finisher

[undone bone]

the other tier

[clever sleet]

Wish I had any amount of Rizz

Damn

[undone bone]

builder crit and crit dmg

also losing 2% crit and crit dmg because only 6 cp

[surreal dagger]

George Rizz

[undone bone]

on most finishers

[keen lintel]

u were gonna have rizz but then u said no noises during raid time

[clever sleet]

True

[surreal dagger]

@clever sleet did you recruit another assa rogue?

[brave crypt]

Same though

[clever sleet]

God no

[surreal dagger]

piano lessons 15 minutes prior to raid start

[waxen latch]

what am i missing there

doing opener wrong?

[native flower]

https://twitter.com/Josholzz/status/699432086965366784

J O S H (@Josholzz)

Damn Daniel

Likes

415980

Retweets

268839

▶ Play video

Twitter · Feb 16, 2016, 3:16 AM

[calm elbow]

[surreal dagger]

quake always tells me he's playing the piano

i appreciate that

[clever sleet]

I called sin change a piano

I don’t use shift modifiers

[coral canopy]

the beginning of it all

[calm elbow]

The only thing he plays is himself

[clever sleet]

So I go across the keyboard man

[surreal dagger]

tbdiddler

[clever sleet]

But also I’ve fucked up on every opener on Terros prog outside of like two

In 20ish pulls

Removing Exsang from my bars

[keen lintel]

wym like

fucked up

[clever sleet]

Overwriting the exsang’d bleeds

[keen lintel]

did u exs dm?

[clever sleet]

Every

[keen lintel]

oh

[clever sleet]

Fucking

Time

[keen lintel]

LMAO

applying to ur guild as we speak

[clever sleet]

My brain says “pandemic buddy press the fucking button”

[keen lintel]

at first i didnt think i had what it takes

but

[undone bone]

strike rupture strike storm flag snd blades sepsis dance SoD evis backstab cold blood sec tech strike evis strike

[clever sleet]

This morning I was roasted from my body

[keen lintel]

LMAO

[clever sleet]

I got hit with a twofer

[coral canopy]

LMAO

bro

cant be as bad as my dh

[surreal dagger]

[stone swan]

The one pull you didn’t exsang your dm bro

[surreal dagger]

!8 sub or outlaw

[hollow raven]

ask again later.

[clever sleet]

Nah I don’t do that

Thank god

[undone bone]

it happens

[clever sleet]

That’s where you’re wrong sistren

[coral canopy]

i did 61k on terros

[clever sleet]

Okay I’m doing better than that

[coral canopy]

tbf

[stone swan]

Did you die

[coral canopy]

i was messing up

no

i was trying to play an old version of havoc

wherso

so

you want to annihilation a lot more now

[clever sleet]

But it’s like 80 or 68.

[surreal dagger]

momo on terros?

[coral canopy]

in the past

yeah

but

in the past

you had to hold globals

to get extra death sweeps

and i instinctively do that

and i am losing so many casts its unreal

but we fixed it

but i did zero damage LMAO

[surreal dagger]

frfr

[peak solar]

Hold me closer tiny gcd

[stone swan]

It’s ok I did

47k on terros

On my spriest

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibe-cat-dance-gif-24512484

[clever sleet]

Surely you died

[stone swan]

Because I died

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960914817160450078/1075767142428987422/caption-6.gif

[surreal dagger]

MDI here we come

[clever sleet]

There it is

Cat stonks

People tryna get their valor

[brazen eagle]

!mr

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! fuu was lucky 5 times.

[surreal dagger]

our main tank

🙂

[brave crypt]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Enhancement Shaman.

[elder patrol]

!newmain

[hollow raven]

New main: Elemental Shaman.

[surreal dagger]

I made boots and neck quake.

we rising

[clever sleet]

Already? Sheesh

Even my dk only has neck

[brave crypt]

Let's join hands and skip off to the sunset to earthshrine discord together

[elder patrol]

lets do it

[stone swan]

????

[sharp ferry]

!mr evasion as I eat noodles

[hollow raven]

lucky this time! Ahri was lucky 13 times.

[brave crypt]

I hit 70 on my mw made neck, trinket and ring

[stone swan]

ONE PIECE?

[clever sleet]

It’s real

[stone swan]

Of crafted gear quake?

[clever sleet]

Yeah

[keen lintel]

i love shaman discord

i remember when enh got the 25% nerf and everyone was posting 3/4 of the spec icon

[waxen latch]

[stone swan]

Bro I went in there

Trying to learn

Enh

And the entire spec channel

[keen lintel]

i went in there just to shitpost

[stone swan]

Was risk of rain 2

[brave crypt]

I was a shaman when dotshock happened before discord aha

[keen lintel]

i dont ever plan on playing sham

[waxen latch]

"omg the spec that did 60%more dmg then everyone else got a 25%nerf and now only does 30%more dmg then everyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[stone swan]

Everyone does

[clever sleet]

Brother I work 60 hours a week, spend 30 hours traveling, have a fiancée, friends, family.
And this mf wants me to have two huge toons

[stone swan]

I’m pretty sure

[clever sleet]

I haven’t had a lot of free time recently

Because Val’s needed consolation

[brave crypt]

Sounds like here

[waxen latch]

tbf, great game, i recommend

[peak solar]

Just get her a boyfriend then you have more time to game

[brave crypt]

Huge toons to match your....

[clever sleet]

[brave crypt]

Does your fiancé game?

[peak solar]

That’s what grossgore did

Lmaoooo

[clever sleet]

She does, but she abhors wow

[stone swan]

Brother I work 40 hours a week, don’t have a wife, don’t get enough sleep, and I have 3 huge toons

Checkmate bro

[clever sleet]

Real

[brave crypt]

Oh she. Not what I expected 👀

[peak solar]

[clever sleet]

Actually?

[inner wadi]

LMAO

[clever sleet]

I call her Val all the time

[stone swan]

Thought you were done posting forever

[peak solar]

Val Kilmer

[stone swan]

[clever sleet]

Oh yeah checkmate there

That’s true

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/tombstone-huckleberry-smoking-doc-holliday-gif-14786076

[stone swan]

That u in your pfp?

[clever sleet]

Yeah, unfortunately straight as an arrow.

[stone swan]

I feel that

So much

Hahahaha

[clever sleet]

Nothing wrong with being a lil homiesexual tho

XD

[peak solar]

Yes

[keen lintel]

if u dont kiss the homies gnight

who will

(i wont)

[spare drift]

being heterosexual is a crime these days

[peak solar]

Lmao

[clever sleet]

That’s what I’m saying man

Aaaaa a certified op

[undone bone]

yea you need to playbite

[peak solar]

Being heterosexual is expensive

[brave crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/kstr-kochstrasse-arrow-pfeil-gif-14628093

[stone swan]

Wym

On my mental health yes

[peak solar]

Gotta provide for women in this economy

[clever sleet]

Val makes more than I do and she works at the ‘bucks

[brave crypt]

Being gay is expensive. Gotta keep up

[peak solar]

How bout you pay for our date instead

[brave crypt]

So you have a sugar momma

[clever sleet]

Yeah

[keen lintel]

some people are gay
some people are bisexual
me? im LOOKING FOR 418 LARIAT ANYONE CAN CRAFT 418 LARIAT?

[peak solar]

True designer underwear ain’t cheap

[clever sleet]

Not much more than I do

[clever sleet]

I feel that on a spiritual level

Man

OT hitting today

[brave crypt]

I need more. Love the Andrew Christian's I have on tho

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/fairy-fairymf-poop-fairygodmother-slander-gif-22756406

[clever sleet]

But yeah, no one goes into social work for the money

[ripe wasp]

Best designer underwear is no underwear

[clever sleet]

It was a poor financial decision

[peak solar]

My buddy does like a monthly box service that sends him different stuff

[brave crypt]

I have a 27% chance for 418

[peak solar]

Like a wine of the month thing but for underwear

[keen lintel]

👀

[brave crypt]

I've seen those

[keen lintel]

im shitposting tho i already got my lariat

😎

[peak solar]

He got one where’s it’s basically a jockstrap and a ring to hold your dick up

[keen lintel]

[clever sleet]

Mfs wild

[stone swan]

@clever sleet bro I remember I died on my spriest cause I didn’t have desperate prayer bound on my st talents

On terros

[brave crypt]

Jockstrap with built in cock ring

[stone swan]

[keen lintel]

u guys r wild

[clever sleet]

The off GCD freebie

[stone swan]

Fr bro

[brave crypt]

Desperate prayer isn't on the GCD?

[stone swan]

No

Only dispersion

[clever sleet]

One of the wipes last night my spriest was casting flash heal on themself

[brave crypt]

Did not know that. I always forget to use it

[clever sleet]

And I had a moment

[stone swan]

And flash heal

Fade is off gcd too

OP

[stone swan]

That’s good

Wym

Or during the wipe?

[clever sleet]

They had rockblast targeting them

That’s what caused the wipe

[undone bone]

hmm

[stone swan]

Huh

[clever sleet]

No move, just cast in narnia

[undone bone]

bird brain at work

[stone swan]

Wym rock blast

[hot crystal]

I saw twicks disperse through hyrja lightning on 25 tyran

[undone bone]

the big soak

[clever sleet]

The giant circle that targets a player

[hot crystal]

Disperse is actually op

[stone swan]

Which big circle

[clever sleet]

Soak

[hot crystal]

Cant die for like 10s

[stone swan]

Oh

LMFAO

HAHAHAHAHA

Gg bro

[native flower]

nah bro @tawny coral @wheat onyx I log on to malganis for 1 second and this what i see

[stone swan]

Cast flash heal harder!

[brave crypt]

I should do my spriest more. Even if it wasn't OP it just feels pretty good as a rotation

[stone swan]

[stone swan]

It’s quite fun imo

[clever sleet]

Bro raid chat is leaking into valdrakken chat

[peak solar]

That shit was all over zuljin too

[tawny coral]

malganis the goated server

[native flower]

feels different from bleeding hollow