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This is a lot better
No
do some hataro catfishing, see if it gets you more matches than your own personality
Fffffffffffffff
As soon as they hear my voice it’s a left swipe bro
bro
girls will literally
look at your picture
and then MAYBE
read the first of those 3 things
well, 90% of girls
so
make an impression
Just use an egirl voice filter 
I have to
Make a joke
In 30 seconds
With a. Prompt
And it can’t be a pedophile joke
I’m fucked actually
Y npt
holy shit
So here's the trick off the top of my head
Tell a joke that you legit think it funny and try to make yourself laugh
Open an audio file of a sitcom where people Laugh at the end of the joke
like unironically just bark
Meow
so every line
theyve written
Meowwww
in every episode?
barking is risky but
Yes
think youre better off meowing than barking
@hot crystal
Just tell them to have a meowdy day yep
but like only do it if it fits your vibe
Wait do you wrap up valentines gifts btw?
depends on what the gift is
A Bokoblin plushy
if its your penis, id just tie a bow around it instead
If the debates would be like that i would watch even.
id say so
then you can
THERES ONE THAT SAYS COOK WITH ME
Cook with me
LET HIM COOK
No girl will understand
some cheesy paper to wrap it in, put a bow with a rose-head on top and a smol card where you write 1-2 sweet lines
let him cook is all over tiktok rn
Nah I dont think so
You think that's on their fyp?
never know
but nah vaughn, you do you
my valentines gift is arriving through amazon and customs needed some shit, so she already knows what it is. defeats the purpose of wrapping it up at that point. dunno how your gf is about these things, and surprises and stuff
Problem is just im taking her from the train station in a couple hours and I dont have wrapping paper 
common seli W
tina 
@hot crystal I'm about to join you in muting assassination
havent looked at it
🙂
im on the tok
i hadnt been tempted by the for you page until today
now im stuck
What is in ass channel?
Ass

Not the good kind either
I see
wait so ur saying i got 20% if i go playboi carti
holy
Also oddly specific study
im feelin a little vamp


!pf muk
nice hustle if you can get it
!mr lets see how good the day starts
lucky this time! fuu was lucky 2 times.
!Mr Bedge?
lucky this time! nortim was lucky 9 times.
fell down the sojourn rabbit hole
Imgonnasoj
damn i made a dream

!mr
See you in 30 minutes
.
dj why are u not boosting my mage in 16's
!Mr back in my day
lucky this time! Iceblades was lucky 1 times.
!mr shower
lucky this time! Andrewthemist was lucky 6 times.
BRO
THATS SO GOOD
THIS ENDS NOW

saw it in redshell's chat
ok its actually impossible to pug on low keys for alts
they really be playing without hands there
ya
they'd be like : ooooh you need hands! i didnt know

a thousand pardons but i am playing with both hands on the keyboard, how else should i play
one on ur dick for they joystick movement
move your char with footpedals
fighting in the darkness is actually scary
i like that visibility is like an actual game mechanic
lol
LMAO we used to do that in dayz
we had one girl lure a player to us and we were camped on a school roof with snipers

!mr night
lucky this time! inphamous was lucky 4 times.
gm ot
yday he enlisted a barb to help him, then they ran around, the barb baited for him. he wiped a 3man group by himself as a result, killed 2, only the cleric alive, then the cleric started begging for his life in voice as well
he let him live, they went to resurrect his friends and finished the map running around as 5 
!pf s4 griddy
Making sure robot dont take over 
haters will say its fake
thats lfr
mythic kurog
doppelganger
no but my hand does
what's cpm
Apparently they don’t 
cast per minute
Who won?
cuz its the only meter where maya is on top with such a big lead


!pf
!pf muk
obviously you haven't seen 22 rlp
I got gapped by our ww on damage
she parsed a 98
surely sub isn't so much better than outlaw, that my 402 mh crit vers sub
will outperform it
surely
That was a cursed fuckin key it should not be used to say anything
why press many button when few button do trick
Oh I like the dungeon
like it enough that selibrity is gonna come in my 19 ?
myeh it's ok
shame people play it like apes
the only one I really dislike is temple
I just didn’t have a great time racking up 60 deaths to the second boss of a fortified RLP because our famed slayer of raszageth guardian druid had no idea how to tank it
Isn’t hof closed?
alliance famed slayer 

Flamed slayer

on weds
omg real famed slayer
hall of shame
you are just jelly
i havent had a vault on my rogue in 3 weeks sir
true
clearly
im barely playing the game atm
selibrity isn't a rogue tho
cant just log on and look at the best title ingame
u mean the chosen
that's salty tho
why is it fucking
Famed Slayer of Raszageth
instead of
Famed Slayer of the Storm-Eater
why is it even famed slayer to begin with
idk
make something unique and not famed slayer of x for 10 tiers
tisu asking the right questions
why was it famed slayer for a boss we didnt evne kill?
Is Stormbreaker a title already?
isnt that some mop title
for doing all achievements on the island
like ToT island t hat is
Ye cant remember
storm-eater by itself is already better than any of the famed titles
hard agree
Sounds good
CE title is storm eater %s?
ye
nice
or actually %s, the storm-eater i think
when did they stop making unique titles for end bosses
They do it’s just CE
jailer was %s, Guardian of the Pattern
i mean i dont understand why HOF for sylv and jailer were like banshee queen and whatever
gotp is the worst
I run it 
:3
I use Fun Gal
i just use hand of adal on my retail rogue
Yea u would
actually best title is the temp title u get from killing maloriak heroic
in bwd
need that permanently
thats what im saying
yea
sin eater
i dont have it i think
i do
its so good
x the Sin Eater
would be
id wear tha t24/7
wish I was magic seeker 
what was the title
I thought all the titles back then were perma
jmorph it
I need that
you ready for 12 hour maintenance?
ok whatever good things i ever said about this hyperx keyboard
i take it back
this might be the fastest keyboard replacing i ever had
Sup
what happen
mostly with oxi and quake
you might be too uwu for my tastes
@modest lion
I'
will swap to EU
just for that
but you're probably on a german server no? I dunno how EU servers work
idk some keys feel so awkward to press sometimes
if i dont hit them perfectly in the middle
its like the switch doesnt fully react
no
im on turkish nether
ah
yea seli is on a german server in a german guild
talking about mashed potatoes all day

yeah i mean
thats kinda normal tho and no one takes it seriously
its like making fun of florida or ohio
only now you make fun of danes or romanians
that sort of racism is okay but thats not the only kind you encounter
it do be like that




making fun of swedish people

calling a german a kraut that has no humor
isnt really racism either
its mostly for hataro

hating french people is tho
ye

ive never known a french person
I forgot
also really easy to spot a finn after they say 2 words
some people are extremely finnish
@gentle basin
ye some fins have rly strong accent
you know somebody is finnish when their name is Sami Hyypiää
wehere you can feel it after 1 word
motherfking Danes
I'm not getting into it its 830 am
I'm enjoying my coffee
@hardy bronze
or Jussi Jääskelaainen
respond to a tongue-in-cheek post and pretend to be offended
have someone reply to it explaining why its harmless
"im not getting into it"
its 8.30 and we have reached peak hataro
enjoy your coffee sir
or Släkkijäkki
oh ):
pretty fun streams in voice yday,well today
hes still on NSA tho
hooly
the disrespect
@unreal quiver thought i was chilean for ages
you have finnished chillean

ma push week?
!pf making fun of french people
!pf baguette
!pf bread
!pfuu cwoissent


prolly wont play any more anyways though

nice
Too early 
!pf doz and fuu
!pf me and ramlu
i miss @rocky patio
!pf x 90

Goods news peeps they found another ufo this time in canada 
miss you rae
Alot bloons it seems
!pf me today
plottwist, its actual aliens that wanna say Hi, and the US just shoots them down
yea totally 
if aliens have cylinders as their prefered flying shape ill deal
well all i gota say is if they can get shot down by our shitty race
they deserve the death
cant defend yourself against FREEDOM 🦅
OIL
way better spots for that shit
all im a say is if they following the dark forest principle we are fucked
No shot
i like that this entire principle is called after a big wood area that is somewhat near me

btw, you know the 1 thing that is flawed with that entire thing
IF the universe is "empty" cus everyone is wiping each other out cus they fear the same happens to them
it would have allready happend ages ago if they are advanced enough to litearlly wipe out civilisations
cus humanity is sending signals out all the time, trying to find something
counter argument space is really fucking big
so is your mom
ehhhhhhh
factually correct

its a book series that goes full into the dark forest idea
and yeha
its depressing
id fucking bet
litearlly the entire series starts with "aliens found us, they are comming to wipe us out so that we dont do the same, it will take ~400years", and goes deep into how humanity reacts to that information, and what they do
you have your certified banger of a trinkent that allows you talk to the turtle lords?
and how pointless it is
need tmog

bm
sub rogue
prot warr
whats your definition of rat
!newmain rat spec
New main: Fury Warrior.
Whichever spec @unreal quiver is playing /s
today is subpar bowl right?
ye

saw Rihanna is performing
i only know the eagles are playing from twitter
low performing getting by on others hard work
so not rogue because you have alot cc
Rihanna is like super rich these days, makeup and shit
Boomies,locks and mages 🙂
for keys im guessing
got a spark from eranog at least 😂
this week all my lowest rank dungeons became highest rank, goofy ass week

Just saw a lady in a wheel chair rip a line of coke outside of the 7 11
She stood up and took some more lines
Arizona is wild man ROFLLL
1196
Is that Ash?
lmao
Oh wait it’s mango
ye
the last time the eagles won in 2018
he didn't win a single tournament
the rest of the year
!pf mata and bonkles
damn
we about to tear shit up
!pf me and who
!pf x 90
!pf muk
!pf me and myself
Pog my tinnitus doubled from yesterday because of the shitty rental van I was in being so fucking loud. Makes me want to just die now it's so loud
@livid socket just met our first cheater 
he just crashed
everybody around him
that was still alive
so he can hit them while theyre DCed
he is just better than you, wdym
lv1 naked character
outplayed
remove ears
Honestly about to.
It's almost painfully loud now and nothing drowns it out not even my music
Not have to worry too much because I can't hear it outside of silence. Now it's literally raining and my parents are talking and I can hear it over everything
IEM Katowice finals 
!newmain
New main: Affliction Warlock.
yeaaa id rather chop my fingers off
!pf i hate waking up
!pf 43 wake & bake
@rocky patio why is everyone playing bastion and torb
my gues is cus they are strong rn

!newmain
New main: Frost Mage.
!rtb 5 and I just cut off my ears and make myself go deaf to avoid this pain
can just happen without any reason for everyone
constantly loud noises heavy work on it
like, constantly listening to very loud music and stuff
No one thing really set it off initially. This time I 100% know
because league is so fucking unfun now
OW is fun for those that enjoy it just not for me
a game easily isnt fun when being outplayed triggers more than the actual game design
so most competitive games CAN be a problem for such people 

Just a taste

look
sometimes people make mistakes
and manage to copy half of a url


Same
I can drown my sorrows of losing eranog ring
!pf me today
juicy fruit hard nipples 

she got iirc banned for defening herself there
lol
too much strength, the store owner couldn't deal with this high levels of power
idk im not that tilted
but you right i shouldve played dh
tell me next time noob
I got 3 ben&jerrys for 10euro,pretty nice
Ya'll ever replied to something and not remember doing it
I'm looking at a response to a message I have no recollection ever sending.
yeah I used to reply to my ex girlfriend texts and forget about it 10 minutes later
then 9 hours later I get the "why the fuck are you ignoring me" text only to realize I missed a good 10 other texts

Nice anxiety
For me it's I reply during sleep.
Wake up for a minute or two and don't remember it at all

you may be using your phone too much
lmao
put it in another room while you sleep
that shit can affect your sleep cycle quite badly
It's always like, one or two worded responses and super typo if anymore
Chad Hataro
Remember when being available was not expected and messages cost more the longer the text
no you're old
I member,barely
so you tell me, people had no mobile phones ?

wonder what year I got a phone
next thing you tell me that they had no internet too
@unreal quiver hi
I just remember breaking my brand new phone in cooking school
what
you're supposed to crack the egg not your phone screen

hello
had it in left pocket and hit a sharp corner,died. Never had phone on me in the kitchen since
@rocky patio
I did that with my elbow once
i am so fucking strong
very fun scar

we timed
@rocky patio i eharthed
21 tjs
also why the fuck are the edges in kitchens so sharp
after dekai
in that key
i hearthed
LMFAOOOO
i hearthed
outdpsd by shadowpriest and mage
HE HEARTHED

I was like 14 or something getting a phone to call my parents If there is some emergency
they have
and flew back
I wouldnt say sharp but like good angle for destruction
7000 from heroic
I have a 2 inch scar right under my elbow

let me measure my stomach scar, now im curious
they don't seem sharp
until you find that magical angle
where its like a diamond tipped blade
@unreal quiver hope your sunday is going well sir
25cm scar on stomach,thats aight
big depleting keys
not that fun
otherwise im fine
I wish
I have to fill my vault today
cuz a guildie hit me up for a leather stack KSM sale
65k per key

@coral canopy RaeSP > Dekaii
why is this char
allowed to exist
man
my ROGUE does not even have
tjs 20
timed
Getting ready to workout
twitch.tv/RyanLockwood - Watch more of Ryan's Speedruns
the-elite.net - Goldeneye and Perfect Dark speedruns
Ryan Lockwood's narrated replay of his record-tying 1:12 Streets Agent run with subtitles. He's narrating his run over stream to a 50+ audience, shortly after achieving it. It was the first time he or anyone else watched the run.
Hundr...
It’s probably a league angle tonight
Gotta continue two tricking Zed and Syndra in gold
bro dekai
Every single one
that tank deserves so much credit
for pulling like that
after we thought it was depleto
Yeah he was a king
I fortunately do not care for Hingw
Hingw
What type of man are you
latinx
More of a bumble guy ofr what
Ion wanna do this rlp
so mch energy
i mean
rlp sucks
i have
18 algethar
we do that instead
way more fun
brb water
It’s solved
pick a class challenge
Wym
My dk needs puzzlebocks
Not a hinge guy
What type of guy
Bumble guy? Pick up girls at starbucks guy?
Having no bitches guy
racist sexist turboincel
fuck
HUGE
sorry for the ping

@wheat onyx
the elo
is unreal
u dont get it
i got butterflies
looking at their profiles man
:?
rate this lariat gamer
seek help
?
guy the type of mf to walk into the starbucks go up to the cashier and when the cute girl asks what do you want he reaches into his cargo pants and grabs 5 🎲 and rolls them on the counter and they fall everywhere and he says “heh rolled choccie milk again”
ok brb
@native flower you at school or what
no i just woke up
Buddy it’s 11 on the fucking weekend
People ain’t awake this hour
Lies
I woke up at 10

Smh
I can come
yes SIR
gimmie 5
big
Skip the future HC rogue after guy gets canceled for being an incel
i cant come to consequence
im a dh main
he wont get kicked
i played way too insane in that key
to play anything else
i couldnever do that as rogue
never
its over for me
rip bozo
trying to fix pc hbu
i am the bozo
I have a friend who used to be in a guild with guy,, they said everyone thought he was literally insane

So I'd lean towards that
👏
Good ol tyranny


This isnt true
most people think im content
guy fits right in
Who was it
So true

rae still laughs at sigma memes
I heard from the other rogues guy gets bullied by women on Twitter
Me
Guy you can’t keep imagining women
Ain't no snitching without confirmation

I mean we've had 3 tanks in total since i've been in the guild
its not my GM
and the other tank is just temp tanking since the other one quit
which leaves 1
...
I mean anything priot to those 3 tanks is........ when i wasn't playing with them

Maybe it was a previous guild
Yeah my previous guild and HC had the same tank 
Anywho
people can think whateer they want
im lost
Guys getting exposed

By a former raider
exposed for what?
I Mean he is insane
my brother in christ, its 6pm for people in the normal world
Like what
im about to expose guy for being a nice person
If u play wow
I'm an incel watch out!!
Doing the same thing over and over expecting different results
are insane

Makes sense.
Quick send that to his internet gf shantiana

Did u not raid in tyranny?? @wheat onyx
Am I being lied to
Maybe they raided you in a diff guild
Why would you ever listen to somebody as bone headed as rae in regards to anything about me based in reality
Why would you ever listen to somebody as sensitive and reactionary as guy to anything based on reality
Detective work time
Man can’t go one minute without spazzing out
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