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when you get the set
so they're liched

liches*
archliches
or w/e they're called
holy
that would translate to
cowl of undying king
or cowl of immortal king
sth like that
or cape instead of cowl
bro why can mobs hit me .5 seconds after i hit them in the back out of stealth
cuz theyre magical
especially the fucking
aimbotting quickscoping goblin archer motherfuckers
ive not seen a goblin archer yet i think 
only melee dudes and wizards
i like them a lot more than skeletons though
shorter range
ye
but skelington archers you can crouch
when they shoot
goblins you cant cuz theyre so smol
since they always aim for your head
kinda wanna try dark and darker
hitbox manipulation kinda important
so crouching/spasming with camera = avoid getting hit
dork and dorker
and the death beetles seem even worse than the wasps
a shower
I just wake up
good thing is
all mobs have patterns that allow you to dodge 100% of the damage
people are soloing the cave troll
even though he oneshots
they have like
1second windup
so beetles you can just strafe around
same as mimics
true tbh
i need like 15 mins
and then im awake
splash face w cold water
chug water
ez
mimics are a joke yea
Sugar
i just run from wraiths
Fair
Adderal
just drink 200mg or more caffeine
Girl at work said no she has boyfriend RIP.
GG go next
hataro tinder arc
@livid socket
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good vid
the pve section has a bunch of enemies and their attack patterns
ty i definitely need it 
dresboni doing some good guide videos and stuff
you really do
ye when does the playtest end btw?
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also good
explains quite a bit
on how to be a proper rat
also has class guides for each class etc.
At least you asked

Just skin her boyfriend
Fuck bitches get money my dude @umbral whale
now you won't have to stress out about it
all good in the hood
Is what it is bro
fun fact - im the boyfriend

Gratz buddy
you gonna listen to a dude who lives in miami?

nothing they do makes sense
No drugs needed either 😉
All about the motion in the ocean bb
skipping stones
kidney stones
Hataro she has a boyfriend now but you can change that
Yes well
skin her boyfriend, then wear his skin, be an asshole, she dumps him and looks to you for "consoling"
basedtaro
hataro with the A+ take

Do not take this sitting, stand up
Yeah I dont do that

Gotta act completely disinterested
It's either a flat out yes or a no to me.
You wanna watch the world burn
I am just encouraging hataro to solve his problems
lucky this time! Ramlu was lucky 1 times.

!newmain
New main: Survival Hunter.
its okay man
we'll get together and give each other brojobs
2 times in a row survival hunter
These suggestions are somehow worse than /r/relationship advice
!newmain
New main: Demonology Warlock.
No way
impressive isn't it?
She said I was sweet for asking so at least I'm not picture #2 call HR immediately in the meme
Murder can’t be worse than what redditors suggest

"ask him for a dick pic and then send it to his mom"
Unless she was putting up a front and HR was contacted already
Well
kidding
The next play could be to just befriend her and have her set you up with one of her big booty friends
Female hommies are so valuable
Everything can be solved with a pressure cooker
but did she say "no"
or did she say "sorry, ive already got a boyfriend wink wink"
I can't get involved in this conversation anymore
LMFAO
DK said the magic words that'll get me sent to gitmo

That got me good
She said "I appreciate the offer but I'm seeing someone"
Is what it is find someone else
coulda been worse

Just seduce her boyfriend
or just puked on your shoes
could have said "i dont date unskilled workers"
Leave him at the alter
of a chick who was asking for help
cuz her cuckold boyfriend was ditching her to fuck and date her bull
and then they both left her
to be gay together
Think i saw something like that yea
sounds like a reddit post

i read this lol
Even if not true funny fan fic
Think the dude ended up with the bull
You find love in some of the strangest places
is bull terminology
I dont have a wife
RH is better yeah
LMFAO
!pf advice
!pf 152 104
@umbral whale she called u sweet for asking but said she has a boyfriend
simply kill the boyfriend
So what happend is my husband came home frome a business trip yesterday morning and he was kinda different and he had this look on his face that i've never seen before, I was so worried but i didn't say anything in front of our kids, but every time i look at him he was looking at me with guilt. After the twins went to sleep he said he wanted to tell me something important, we sat down face to face on the couch, his hands were shaking and he couldn't look me in the eyes, at this point i couldn't take it anymore so i told him to tell me what is wrong because i was about to lose my mind. He broke down and started crying and apologizing non stop. I only saw him cry once and that was when our babys were born. I was more worried by that point and asked him softly to tell me what's wrong. He told me he ALMOST cheated on me.
nah
LOL
date the bf
deeny can give knife advice
make the bf dump her
true
thatll show her
He started drinking alot and some woman came and started flirting with him and he liked the attention and they went up to her hotel room, started making out but he stopped once he realized what he was doing and went back to his room alone. He said he hate himself for what he almost did and he is sorry and he couldn't believe he wanted to be with someone else.
no for sure
bro people are wild
just break up with your S.O. if you're going to cheat
someone pivoted the story into a story about prostitution
eh
"He points out the prostitutes to me" 
lol
could be worse oxi
oh man
you could be stuck in a gaylor reddit instead
Oxi you ignored my question I was trying to enlighten myself and gain knowledge
I've never taken a rando back anywhere on account of stranger danger
what question did you ask me?

oh
sorry I have ADD
uh
punjabis are from a specific area in india/pakistan
so close enough to share some similarities in culture
Adderal
ok bud
toxic
Being single is way better than being in a relationship
you look handsome in the video

I’m lil ducky @:18
i mean this man is white too

^^^ damn now thats racist
@shell sparrow @gaunt cipher this is only for lorentz and sebe, no one else is allowed to open it
I love leftover day
don’t gotta cook
I clicked
:meow:

hmm
Me sipping my dumb bitch juice
About as tasteful as the original. David Guetta ends racism meme.
Original Meme: https://youtu.be/dEI7oX0XxJw
Featuring YG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
Yuh
I actually do get it I just wanted to post that
im pretty sure its impossible to survive a round
you can try
Have you tried getting good

I think I just got trolled in trade chat. What does ‘The South will rise again’ mean?
It about bread

The south uses yeast the north doesn’t like using yeast
So the north sabotaged yeast shipments to the south as a joke and they got mad
Hence the south will rise again (once they get more yeast)
Funny how the boys just wanted to participate in some old fashioned smuggling and now I gotta work 40 hours a week
Thank you Thomas Jefferson
atleast im taking someone with me
That’s not cool. I’m rooting for the South to rise now

"im an expert in child mutilation"
Miz is hasan lite
Henry Ford is actually the one responsible for the 40 hour work week
Fuck that guy
Tell me what take I’m supposed to have
‘Oh good point I guess it’s okay to mutilate kids then’
Asking for qualifications as a way to debunk something is so silly
Why would I tell you that?
Figure life out for yourself bud.
pancakes with strawberry and condensed milk

And I'm not really interested in hearing someone talk about the physiology, psychology and biology of underage girls if they haven't proven to me that they have an inkling of understanding.
Especially when they say patently insane shit.
Matt Walsh is not good people.
Looks like you just told him
I didn't say they couldn't agree with him.
I meant the take
When you told Jake to figure it out on their own but then you laid down the knowledge
The joke is lost when you have to explain it 😑
I’ll go cry now
I’ll try better next time I promise
when is 10.1 expected
...
Most prog guilds are making it to brood/raz already so I’d guess late march
@modest lion i escaped 
well barely 100 guild killed raz mythic

and they gonna close ce when hof is filled? 

It’ll be here before we even know it
Yuh
Even though this week has felt longer than all of January
That's like another 150 mass shootings?

next set of nerfs should fix that tho

nice even mizu can kill birdge then
ive not killed it hc yet
ive not done a pull on it on hc
didnt wanna taint my vault but i dont need any hc loot now so maybe its time

rasz is just a vault taint
people assume may
424 legs 
!pf
and yea you have to go to brackenhiude
just have a M lockout you extend
with all bosses dead like i do
how about no
@umbral whale
LMFAO
Mayo definitely 10/10 overrated food
u told me to spec it and now i get these bullshit first crafts

Bro miracle whip is shit mayo
It's not mayo
Its sandwich spread
Actually its dressing
Not the same as mayo
But miracle whip is so good
🤢
Oil and sugar 
I see we're resorting to anti-white racism.
Literally
Ketchup and bbq sauce is overrated too
Ketchup is garbage for certain
get rid of mayo and you can no longer make BiS Grilled Cheese
Especially American ketchup that is way too sugary and way too salty
Why would you use mayo in a grilled cheese 
bbq sauce is good
But there's a billion kinds of barbecue sauce so I can't throw that out
you cook with it
I've also replaced All of my ketchup with a certain barbecue sauce
hmm
Fair point, im just referring to whatever it is that people call bbq sauce around here
Which is mostly ketchup+some paprika+random "spicy" thing like cayenne
no mayo in BLT? gettheduckout
100000%
Most barbecue sauces are extremely sugary and junk, for certain
On the other hand
Smol sugar
Instead of oil or what
G Hughes no sugar is very good
why would you cook grilled cheese with "oil"
but yes you pan sear the bread with mayo spread then finish it in the over/air fyrer
perfect burn for the bread
This does all look good though,
havent had a bad one yet
dont u use butter for that?
UK Tesco Scottish Oats ingredients
Rolled Oats
U.S. Walmart Oats ingredients
Whole Grain Oats, Calcium Carbonate, Ferric Orthophosphate (Source of Iron), Niacinamide (Vitamin B3), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Folic Acid, Thiamin Mononitrate (Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2).
I mean mayo is like 80% oil 
smear butter on bread and fry on the butter side
Ye butter or oil depending on healthy youre feeling
its a replacement, actually cooks better
also thank god for this brand
the other brands all do random corn syrup
The only bad one is the sticky sweet one, it's just McDonald's barbecue sauce
The spicy is like three times spicier, even though the original is already decently spicy
type 1 or type 2?
1
well fuck now I need to be nice to you
lol why
type 1. wont commit hate crimes against my own
So he can keep the leg when it falls off
Stubbs spicy is 5 calories less than the original as well, win win win win win win
depends if the foot and toes are still attached
Sweet baby rays tho
Only the best feet have their toes still on

🐀
wdym
like my vault i was super lazy only did 1 dungeon
You did it to your self
lets go we have progress
and got a usable item
I think I'm over the really thick sweet BBQ sauces
after 3 socke4ts
@merry orbit 
LOL that name
@modest lion i think i played like 20-30 rounds of troll caverns and i escaped exactly once
kobold i mean
goblin
once is already good
whatever
One more hour

i shouldve deleted box
once i got it
i knew its gonna happen

new sims?
Based
i have 1 socket ready
my vault was so awful actually thank god i needed a socket
just socketed my belt
that fucken neck
i swear
eranog ring would be swell
ye problem for me now is
How do I tell my guild I dont wanna be an officer, and the gm said no
yea i also took 4
actually i could take 1 more
so i have 0 items
coz my belt is 'only' 415
to socket
pog

what, you applying?
no
I know you from Cumming on Thrall



weak
do i need to farm ash golm on mythic to get the thunderfury part?
Bruh I got that dawg in me
daaaaamn
hi, Tldr I am leaving the guild, reason being the amount of danes. I don't know what happened, it wasn't as bad at the start of the tier, but seems like we can't even have 2 raids in the row with less than 5 danes, and it's extremely tilting to listen to ppl with potato in mouth. With this reset nerfs, raid is getting nerfed into oblivion and i don't see a point of killing her for ranks after such massive nerfs. I am angry at everyone and personally hate all danes, but I feel like 15 of us non danes cared about finishing tier while others just cant bother.
hi, Tldr I am leaving the guild, reason being the amount of danes. I don't know what happened, it wasn't as bad at the start of the tier, but seems like we can't even have 2 raids in the row with less than 5 danes, and it's extremely tilting to listen to ppl with potato in mouth. With this reset nerfs, raid is getting nerfed into oblivion and i don't see a point of killing her for ranks after such massive nerfs. I am angry at everyone and personally hate all danes, but I feel like 15 of us non danes cared about finishing tier while others just cant bother.
mayaaaaa(uwu): hi ヽ(*・ω・)ノ Twdw I am weaving teh guiwd owo weaswowon being teh amwound owof danyes (・ω´・) I dwon't knywowow what happenyed ヽ(*・ω・)ノ it wasn't as bad at teh stawt of teh tiew (o´∀o) but seems wike we can't ewen hawe 2 waids in teh wow wif wess fan 5 danyes owo and it's extwemwewy tiwting twowo wisten two ppw wif pwotatwowo in mwowouf \(^▽^)/
Crazy that this is literally what i said
oh wow
Whats a dane
Denmarkian
it is a dog
Is Moroes okay?
!mr
lucky this time! Dekai was lucky 11 times.
W
I, too want a white russian
the dude abides
Potato in mouth 
@wheat onyx borderline? when is the last time you played something else
What is that from?
a man's gotta cope
all the cope
guy is the person that tells you he is a.multispec player cus he did copy a sub build once
and did a m+ in another spec 4months ago
that was like 8 years ago
multispec freakazoid*
i wish I was as good at playing multiple specs and classes as foreverguy
Maya tryna make everyone feel old
i do my best
my dh even winning in +20 dungs now 
season 2 and 3 of SL??
I did ruby m0 on my dh
lol
and it took longer than a +20
hi guy
no cap
:3
hi dekai :3c
no he is saying that he is suffering from borderline personality syndrome
:3 c
hey queen @coral canopy
disorder
hey babe :3 c
fuck sorry
also
!pf hai
the technical term is "Beautiful princess disorder"
Having multiple personalities would be dope
I wanted to pug some m+ on alts but im watching Chuck on prime instead
Imagine if you had to do something boring just make one of your other yous do it
Sorry I can’t take out the trash wait till frank takes over
Aight gonna need you to delete this rn nephew
It's winning cuz you're playing with people doing 0 damage

it beat ur friend djalapeno also
don';tbelieve I was incorrect
is he not your friend too

ye but he aint inviting me to keys
Not playing with ronkles
I’m ackshually a medical professional 
= top dps
Oh perfect can you tell me if this is infected
Playing with bonkles = always show me
that means u have less credibility
@cosmic wadi confirm?
@stoic folio right homie?

📠
The voices are winning


Apart from the intense childhood trauma required to have them


@umbral whale this new job got you horny og
@stone swan hi queen
Because he knows the lore i dunno man
dekai always been a lore goblin


What am I confirming?
Ronkles wrong, Quake right yes?
Daps should be the drama goblin tbh
This one sorry 

Oh true if you play with him you catch "int" and it's impossible to play the game

Big words for someone who spent 30 minutes screaming in discord every time the tank pulled in a key
Hush child
Lol
IT WAS STRESSFUL OKAY!
Wdym
What has changed
I started 2 days ago
@daring mauve come other discord btw

It's not even new I just have more time for shit posting
sorry mb mb
hataro always horny
Exactly
Shouldn't have questioned it dekai

hi :3 c
:3c
Ronkles is going to blast me to the moon

!mr goodbye
lucky this time! Hataro was lucky 8 times.
!mr
lucky this time! Dekai was lucky 12 times.
!mr idk
See you in 30 minutes
.
sheesh
True
I need more cum emotes
sub expired + L
Some of the emotes o found yesterday were literally porn
Uhhh
go research amoebas and study for like
idk
biology
ELECTRONS @hot crystal
ELECTRONS
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
but are they allowed to sit?
And yet you’re the powerhouse of my life
I don’t understand why nobody wants to work anymore 
God damn lazy millennials

like all those recruiters trying to hire me for 20x less pay
Lol

So true bestie
hey king :3 c
Hey king :3 c
hey king :3 c
So you can c dis 
Lol
(I don’t know I’m just here man)
I just work here bro 
It's like a paw
But if :3 is the face what is c
personalities


!vibecheck :3 c
174: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
!vibecheck me irl
498: Vibes are immaculate 

any 20 alt keyers? 
300: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
:3c
that ui part is bugged
@coral canopy
us
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS SAY
numbers cant say anything, they have no mouth
Miss u(s)
why is your name puzzlebox? are you a 3min channel and then after 20seconds youre useless again?
Yeah essentially
he does give some agi at least
can we channel
you can last 20seconds?

.20
2nd day kurog, 17% 
Common misconception
ur mom so ugly I can barely get hard
nani
But you can 
im like the ruby whelp
somewhat decent on paper, but actually just dissapointing
Nice tag
Wtf bro
nice ping nerd
ayyy

Discord is dogshit
Rae
saved in my RAM
Erectile dysfunction is nothing to be ashamed off
Are you having a better today

I hope
man fucks up
blames discord
a tale old as time
he is having a german day
@wheat onyx @past lagoon @past lagoon
Nice double ping
double tap now
AND THEN I PING DK TWICE

@coral canopy you too
Either way I’m sat
That man does MASSIVE AOE
hi sat, I'm dj
Yeah ur done kid
60k+ for 404 is decent ngl
This kid is juiced
that's what I do in m+
ask him if the did that text with an AI
doesnt hurt to ask
This kid is juiced
you only pay the mail fee
Diamond in the rough
can you compete with that guy?
What a king or queen
Huge
No I cannot
Rae on the market ig
Apping to Meowcy as we speak
No I’m not
My cooking is MAXED brother
Grey is a good alternative
I’m turning 26 soon
man, that is somewhat cute tbh
what if we let chatgpt analyze a shitton of applications, then create fake email addressed to use to fake-apply to a bunch of guilds, and then theyll have to figure out which apps are real and which arent
97? Sus
Im the worst rogue ever. Raided Paladins and now im cursed. Whats plan d i need séris help
with no grey logs
Mfs make me feel old
the eternal idenity crisis of 97, to old for millenial boomer, to old for zoomer
@rocky patio what are we

at least i have some houses i guess
zoomer is a mindset
Would you rather be Guy or Seli
True that’s why I’m a zoomer
if i were guy, id rather be me
definitely seli
Despite being in grade school when you fucks were born 
how old is guy?
man i loved playing yoshi island
could i be his actual daddy?
@merry orbit did someone say alt 20s 
Cursed
cutting it close
and like, im way to young for wow in 2023
why i feel old
but not daddy material, sadge
actual zoomer
he is 24 I think
Nah I think guy is like a year younger than us dj
MASSIVE AOE
Guy is like 22
😭
Yea all the boomers in here are terrible
fuck you, my mom says im great
That’s true
man i actually played with people that were 50 in classic
I’m one of the boomers too 
Boomers stink
i think most of them are dead by now
im loving it
Definiteöy
your mum said I'm great too
now i feel sad also another LN i liked finished
and its the day where they go and do kurog from 90%->kill in 2hours
Doubt

thats only because she needs the repeat customers
gotta respect the hustle
she is working 2 jobs
boomer
whats the boomer/zoomer cutoff
anything older than me = boomer
Dead to the world
zoomer is <= 25
How old are you
but boomer doesnt start until 30
I'm in my villain arc
And push is then a walking corpse
i turn 25 in a month
skinning random critters in the street?
Boomer
draining the world of its critical strikes for the biggest eviscerate in human history
man the day they split evis

i hope big crit season is next one with irideus
in town
now i swear to god if tier is focused on backstab and SoD
i will find people
and lick their toewebbings?
plottwist, its focused on autoattacks and SnD
oh nonoo
so sin?
















