#Full AWWM Documentation Project
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Yeah
152 for Killer now
153 for Killer now
Uh
How do I search for first and last one
go to the mentions of the requestor and for the last one just type a a
Oh cool
hmm
How has Obby been mentione 5000 times
for obby it might be a bit tricky
maybe me saying out of context things
rubiksmatch 🔥
#1215495041049436170 message who will get creditedfor things like this
Uh...
surely btcprox
Yeah sure let's go with that
aight
rookie numbers
I now have 302
What
(times I mentioned/replied to you)
Oh
#1215495041049436170 message
little problem, this one does not have any credits
i have 579 wtf
maybe rofer in this case?
niko has mentioned laurasia 1215 times
wait what if we credit yui
nah, i didnt make the lineage
yui created infinibrowser, we can thank her for the lineage being there
what if someone submitted anonymously
No, because Yui might do completions as well at some point and that would muddle things
I say if it's not credited in IB put down "Infinibrowser"
yeah submitted it to a website that yui made, so yui is still partially responsible for it
vermeldingen: laurasiagondwanaland van:niko.1s
(mentions) (from)
Damn
how do i beat niko
with a stick
Oh my fucking god
@hoary iris I hate you so much
hmm if i mention laurasia like 10 times per day, it will take me just over 2 months to catch up to niko, assuming he mentions her 0 times per day during that time
did you lose the game?
haha yeah you did
@zealous solstice would you block me if i did this
I have all non-forums muted right now so I dind't see the ping until now
Yes
Why do I have more mentions from Jenpai than Nata
jenpai mentioned me zerotimes
nata 9 times
nata mentioned me infinitely more times than jenpai
take that, cubic shaped earthers
Wait hold on this means that like 15% of my mentions are just Niko
im a bit under half of that so idk like 7%
Meanwhile I've mentioned him a total of 50 times
you mentioned me 52 times
I've mentioned PB more times than I've mentioned Niko this is amazing
haha i have higher mention laurasia per mentioned by laurasia ratio than niko 🔥
brent face reveal?
I forgot I was the 40000th message in AWWM
I was 100k in unicode
hmm
jenpai mentionned me 1 time
and nata 3
prob did some milestones in pokémon bounty aswell
23 from Fuezt for me
39 for Fuezt from me
Like half of them are pings instead of replies
iirc I have "ownership" of some messages that are like
"first time bounty reached X0000 messages"
What am I doing
good question
@dark locust why does laurasia think you're pingable?
he is a wombat with a tracker that pings once every X amount of time
e
purrfect
Ah yes the Girafe
no, it clearly says F 2
obviously
do any of you know of any spaced plus elements that arent in browser, or know of ways of finding them?
i am not a spaced plus elements that isn't on browser
but do u know of any that aren't on browser
Giraffe gang
u also had nickname Laurasia (DNI - Only Posting) is this how it was spelled
Yep
i need to add it to the nickname collection
at a moment she also had a gun again
Laurasia's Got Her Gun and Laurasia's Got Her Gun Again
Emma the variants included Aardvark, Stickbug, , Cat, and Kijang
never managed to get it too
I was also Emma's Gone Fishsticks
there was also Emma (Fishing!) or something right?
or Emma (Gone Fishing!)
i think there was also Laurasia-Gondwanaland ✓
Laurasia (Out Fishin'), Laurasia (Fishing), Laurasia (Fish), Laurasia (Fish Fish), Laurasia (Fish Fish Fish), (Fish Fish Fish Fish), (Fish Fish Fish Fish Crab), Fishing, Laurasia (All Fish Gone)
Also I hereby sell my soul to Bael
do u mean Laurasia (Fish Fish Fish Fish Crab) or (Fish Fish Fish Fish Crab) was ur nickname
The latter
Ephemeral Anticyclone too
u had a nickname that was just Fishing ?
added
-# i didnt remember i am just going trough funny screenshot and did see this username
How many funny screenshots do you have?
7
Also I love the Giraffe gimmick account
too much
No, many is correct
how do i know if a giraffe is male or female
is the giraffe in giraffe's pfp male or female?
around that number, even tho some are actually not funny screenshot but random lineage or other infinite craft related thing
You're storing them
In like a server?
Why am I typing like I'm in Prehistorica
do any of the screenshots contain boobs
I'd give my full nickname list in my shitpost bounty but I'm still generally contained for now
yeah a private discord server, all my alt are in it
All
well maybe not all of them but all used one, i technically have 5 other alts in addition to the 3 i use actively
ive seen that
is trustedusers the only alt here
You should also be a giraffe
FM william graif is one of my favorite chess player btw
she is the q37
she inherited that habit from q37
trusted 'raf
Giraffe nation new q nation apparently
hey what
new q nation doesn't sounds really good, I'm escaping it
shit I made typo in my name, now I have to make PICube
Ew
Why are me and PiCube both slightly wrong now
hmm
Welcome to the Slightly Wrong Dimension where everyone's names are all slightly wrong
obbybigfat when
did u put em dash there on purpose
i also added it to nickname list
Good job Alfo
hahaha
there one version of my username typed wrong that that only rubiks did too (feuzt)
i love partaking in hobbies.
Every Variant Of "PiCube" When
recipe?
why did i interpret it as P|Cube
Misspellings of mine include Larasia, Lauralasia and Laursia
Intentional clippings include Lau, Laur, Laura
so many misspellings tsk tsk tsk
thanK you laurAsia when
Latin ural mountain see-ya Geographical want a landmark!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huh?
May you find peace
How did I not notice the missing r
you know what
I am so smart
I might give a try
I like how Yoruzo realised it's Jenpai and not Jenpei and then one day later calls her Jenpei anyway
lietuvių kalba paminėta?? 🔥 🗣️
frfr
trackmania mentioned? (crazy how that record stood for insanely long just to get completely randomly beaten)
how didn't see this one before that getting further away from fuezt at this point
Fuze Tea was my Tony Starking of your name
hi feuz, i am hobby
firey fox mentioned ?
congrats you are the second person to call me that (for a obvious reason but still)
Firey Fox or Fuze Tea?
both at once
firey tea, fuze fox
You should make it tiny too
ᵈᵒⁿᵉ
watch out
So now he's a Giraffe named tiny Firey Tea
This is incomprehensible. What did we morph Fuezt into
ⁿᵉʷ ᵖᶠᵖ ᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵒⁿ
is that murder mystery 2 from robux blocking
im the CL
fuck
N E way
All of them are
interesting
recipe?
imagine thanK you aIMee was this easy 😭
wait I need to test another cap elements to check is there any better shits
no just show the recipe
im the type of guy to use string.format("alphabet") for easy element
I expected something crazier tbh
same
if it was crazy shit I would instantly gatekeep the recipe and try for tya
Current stats
killerbowser 153
N/A 43
rofer66 42
laurasiagondwanaland 31
ntsq 16
thunderhq0 16
twoofcubs 13
brentbe 10
justpapas 8
radu230 8
asd_ic 7
unknown_hard_error 7
ballzybro. 5
bartleby19 4
bergoros 4
aerogelo 3
bokaj90 3
captain_comet 3
judeka7 3
.picube 2
clabbers_x01 2
kivinik 2
leonking6788 2
sawssice 2
scorpiathepro 2
tominichou 2
awireplays 1
bcz_idk 1
blindiak 1
camoflasche 1
emharha 1
glowy0245 1
kingtaco4 1
mrebast 1
mrtyper283 1
muril2k10_brazil 1
nchotherfurdthelovablemonster 1
niko.1s 1
obbybigfast 1
shintosai 1
stargazinghomies 1
steinstenberg 1
strenatos 1
zettaminx 1
+ Out of 411 completed entries
Oh wow
That is ugly
i dont like that
lets goo i actually did at least 1 order!
i completed more than 1
Out of 411 completed entries
and i think 2 of them were my requests
i love how i completed 8 and i was extremely near to hard ones lol
those 8 are probably some random stuff that takes 5 minutes
i did 0 yay! (technicaly i did do one but didn't post it before someone else did)
L
idea: we can try to team up to manually boost someones completion score
Can someone make Micronesian Library of Congress
2 people find some time of day when no one is chatting, one of them submits something easy the other instantly completes it, keep doing that for a few hours
?
Old joke
oh im in savefile where i dont have any tech or anything so i cant
This one should be late March
#dev message #1206592567622373446 message
Fuezt why did you try to find the IP address of the French Minecraft Server
favor
its like localhost:3000
isnt that something the cat said in shrek or that other movie with the cat
minecraft java server port
oh the cat is called puss in boots i just remembered that
yeah and the cat said it ]
Brent said Por and laurasia said favor, making Porfavor (Please in spanish)
Why are you relating it to shrek
english or spanish
because its the cat from shrek
not in the lineage but didn't realize i ever got that with it
Ah yes, anyone want to go for IM LIVID?
this turns M and I into uppercase.. gets what, uppercase I and M are both in thanK you aIMee
Than K You A1:1000ee
also write the special request in a way that would give you the process request tag
would be funny if it work (probably not too)
Obviously not gonna work
Oh shit sorry gotta go the ICC just received evidence from the OSINT server
-# ah yes random "ip" "https://192.168.1.1:25565 + 192.168.1.1 = 384.336.2.2"
ICC? what evidence?
aliens? are aliens real oh my god how will this affect the fuezt profile picture economy
Ukraine actually
cant wait to have to spend 2 IC Coins for 1 AI generated fox pfp, inflation am i right
what is it about
Human trafficking
OFU has been investigating Russian middle-management officials for forcible transfer of children out of Ukraine, they submitted evidence a few days ago. Looks like the ICC took it in
whats the ICC and whats OFU
International Criminal Court, OSINT For Ukraine
-# ICC - Infinite Craft Coin
I'm not a member but I'm in their network, would be interesting to see how this plays out
what will the ICC do anyways, nothing will happen if they just tell russia to stop
More sanctions, more asset freezes mostly
i love how this post just randomly change topic every ~10min
is ukraine or russia currently winning the war
I don't think a single Bounty of mine has ever stayed on topic except AWWO
Whoops
firefox is cool, but ice wolf when?
Anyway
what if ice wolf relates to awwo because awoo
Before I go fully, anyone else want editor access?
has any request ever received automated tag
like has kit ever completed a single request
Yes
#1215495041049436170 message
You can in fact filter for tags, that's kinda the point
didnt know u can filter them, i would have used ctrl f
i remember i made someones Pibby request a while back
#1215495041049436170 message yeah
Actually I have a better idea
(Also I'm back they were being boring)
If people want, could they do what Sivvy just did and try to remember their bounty completions to link here?
you secretly did qMrSivvy and didn't post it
i did actually secretly do one and didnt post it
but thats because i didnt get it exact caps (it didnt specify exact caps but i felt like it wouldnt be good enough i did the wrong caps)
the one in question being Gavere (i got GaveRe)
hang on
i cant find anyone making it when doing a discord search
Y'know the funny thing is, looking through it the average request isn't actually that hard, just that the easy ones are completed so fast that everyone else only sees the hard ones
There's like at least 10 instances of me completing a request that was asked in chat within 10 minutes
ok it doesnt seem like Gavere is on the sheet anymore
Congrats OOC on its new name I guess
because you forget the reply feature exists 😒
Did not
Death
Who the hell is this
Mrtyper283?
Are you sure?
They also made Dazey Chain
???
Current longest times for completed orders:
- Welkom in Europa, blijf hier tot ik dood ga Euro-pa-pa | 237 days, by unknown_hard_error
- Right Eye vs. The Dusty Pirate Clouds From Industrial Landscapes | 200 days, by unknown_hard_error
- IC Coronavirus: Dementia Edition | 178 days, by rofer66
- fReeStyLE | 135 days, by unknown_hard_error
- quien se mueve primero es gay | 128 days, by justpapas
Good lord
Why am I unable to post data in a coherent manner today
I'm pretty sure you just wrote a slur
I don't know in which language but it feels like it
Pretty sure this one is mrtyper
Alright then
You can check the member since date
it’s the same for that post compared to this post #1216563765282340926 message
I love Discord forensics
Actually nevermind looks like all deleted users have member since june 12/13 2018
O
Do they all have yellow bgs ?
im there!!1 im tehrre!!1!
Just barely
I'll make it top 10 maybe
And then turn it into a clickbait Youtube video
i mean i almost don't care about awwm orders if they are not interesting
es gay
quien se mueve primero es gay basically means
who moves first is gay
starts moving first
Oh goodness, there's a tie
how tf did ic coronavirus take longer than freestyle
9th place is tied
Could this have actually even been mrtyper? he plays on mobile so it wouldn’t be possible to make a lineage like this right?
That was my issue
and the screenshots from mrtyper are never cropped
MrTyper lineages were either mobile screenshots or text-based
I love Discord forensics
okay 100% it’s mrtyper Take a gander at this
Oh wow
I love Discord forensics
wash and go + dazey chain are from the same timeframe as hashishtag so you can credit mrtyper for those 2 👍
fuck someone else used the phrase take a gander
Another (mostly) monopoly ruined
I have a version of "turn attention towards'' that I still monopolise
Gems ruined my natural Legislative (by Discord search) monopoly
Top 10* Longest Times
Welkom in Europa, blijf hier tot ik dood ga Euro-pa-pa | 237 days, by unknown_hard_error
Right Eye vs. The Dusty Pirate Clouds From Industrial Landscapes | 200 days, by unknown_hard_error
IC Coronavirus: Dementia Edition | 178 days, by rofer66
fReeStyLE | 135 days, by unknown_hard_error
quien se mueve primero es gay | 128 days, by justpapas
Why Would You Do This On A Swingset | 120 days, by rofer66
Annakacygna | 80 days, by killerbowser
Tower Of Arrantly Bodeful Cavern Depths | 75 days, by rofer66
Training Support Department "Plum Blossom Garden" | 71 days, by unknown_hard_error
"\[\e[0m" | 71 days, by bergoros
-# Discord please implement proper table markup for goodness sake
Please come up with a title for this top 10 video
TOP 10 CRAZIEST ELEMENTS IN INFINITE CRAFT
I wonder how long I'll be Taylor Swift
until 10 am
Your time or mine
Yours
Oh that's convenient
you're the construction worker here not me so its your time
Miaou
For some reason I wanted to ask if I could pet you and then I realised that might possibly be the worst look for me right now
Wahoo I added exactly 10 entries today
I'm the best
By tomorrow youd be on at least two registries in that case
@dusk acorn long shot, but do you remember if you self-completed Of The or if someone else did it?
Fuezt resume typing
fixed annakacygna cause it was marked incorrectly. there are now 2 training support departments on the leaderboard
Ah
If I were more awake I'd do an actual fix with FILTER and UNIQUE but for now I'll just fake it
One day I'll invent time travel and convince Bergoros to delay posting by several hours so that I don't have to learn how to use Google Sheets
Okay question, what do we do about requests that were made in the past
*before the request was made
Case in point
Give Me A Quote By full lineage would be appreciated TRUE hshino17
I made this before the request, and I presume they asked how to get it because they saw it being used
But I never saw the order and LeonKing was the one to direct them to my lineage
how the hell do we share so much terminology i said case in point to you like a dozen hours ago
Anyway, I'm gonna credit me but give the date as the day Leon linked the message, just so I don't receive a completion time of -12 days
Yes
Alright, final act of the night, I've made a new filter view called Blank Records - if you click it you should automatically filter only for empty slots on the sheet
I miss the days of the Minecraft every block bounty with ballzybro
Those were some fun days
what should be marked for ones like drone metal where it was already on IB but it was requested
#1215495041049436170 message
Label it infinibrowser 🤓
Wdym?
I already saw that and put mrtyper283 for hashitag. Did someone remove it?
I know I have the element, but I don’t think it was fd, so idk if I made it
i did not touch it so idk
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I mean that I cannot find anyone completing that order that pung you
How fitting that it happened with Dementia Edition
I'll fix it in a bit
I dont remember ordering Of The in AWWM
Put them down as "Infinibrowser" (with the capital) I think
According to the records
4/21/2024 14:41:38 Of The Alive so I can use it Trainer_Yoshi
Us there a sheet?
Chicken Pens
Giraffe
the timee has glowed
pang
I do not care
Pung
pang 😠
You can't just say pung in place of pang ..
not if Toto has any say about it
I have yet to even catch a hint of this "Toto", I'm beginning to think they are a figment of your imagination
And I've yet to ever catch a hint of "Bael", so you've been making up claims about them for months, perchance?
obviously Toto
How good is Toto at the law?
Bael isnt capable of what Toto is capable of
Well actually how good are Toto's lawyers now I think about it
toto's good at all things, toto represents itself
And hasnt lost one case, although all cases are since expunged so dont bother finding cases Toto partook in
What actually is Toto by the way
Oh right I'm meant to be using reply pengs now
What actually is Toto by the way
Many things... press 2 for a literal answer
7
Sending a hitman to exterminate user "FuracãoGR🇧🇷"
Not thisss maaesage
Oh wow these buttons really do do anything
I will now press 8 3 5 9 in that order
A choir has been sent to perform gwerzioù outside of your home.
348
ill take that as taylor swifts input; Sixteen deers have been shot dead in Northern Europe.
Sorry, you cannot repeat a sequence.
What
Aka quit trying to kill more deers
Fine
Final one
6 9
Laurasia-Gondwanaland has been banished to the depths of Hell.
Hell yeah
get off the stage !!
What is it about?
get on the stage
This is the current, unfinished stats for AWWM order completions
For all editors, I'm adding a new "unknown" tag for entries which can't be found but we aren't sure were deleted either
the EmpErroR was deleted
yeah, I wanted to get it myself (and failed ngl)
Alright
Would you like edit access just to clear your requests and/or completions?
How on earth are there two ties within the top 10 longest-lasting bounties
Hm, there is currently one instance of negative time on the sheet
Alright, changed the formulae to some spaghetti that makes negative times still count as 0 days
for 30 chars tag, we could add a temporary column that shows YES if length of B (order) is over 30 and then fill in the over 30 tag manually
and then delete the column
Eh...
Sure
Ah but wait
I still need to check over them anyways to confirm if they were deleted or not
whats wrong with just keeping the negative time there
If I want to use this data a negative number is almost definitely gonna fuck something up down the line so I'm nipping that potential issue in the bud right now
don't u mean in the mud
writer of garfield song strikes again with her word knowledge
229 entries remain unchecked for over 30
which of those was completed the closest to an active volcano
like physically
like i wonder which person (out of the people who did one of those 229 bounties) was physically closest to an active volcano at the time of completing that bounty
bet You're even wearing Taylored clothes right now
not even inside one?
I am not Dr. Evil I am Taylor Swift
not yet*
and which person was closest to an active earthquake
How long do you think earthquakes last
well theres a higher than 0% chance someone did a bounty closer than that
hoe about:
which person was closest to the spot where the latest earthquake occured
???
There's an earthquake every 5 seconds
havent heard of that eggcorn before
I do know there's the "nip in the butt" eggcorn though...
ok and the requirements have to be at least some magnitude
Well you define the magnitude then
- the great size or extent of something.
-# "they may feel discouraged at the magnitude of the task before them" - size.
-# "electorates of less than average magnitude"
7
Holy hell
are 7 magnitude earthquakes rare
Nah
rarer than 5 seconds tho?
i had a 72 earthquake yesterday
when you see
7 2 7
W Y S I
There's one song in my playlist which sounds like it's repeating "when you see it" and it makes me go insane
Aw
insane?
No special effects for this one?
i was insane once
They threw me in a styrofoam room
which person completed an over-30-char AWWM request while physically being the closest to the spot of the last earthquake that was 7 magnitude or higher?
a styrofoam room with mice
me
and mice make me a OneShot fan
what request was it and which earthquake was it
(said the Celeste fan instead)
why cant i be a fan of both
its forbidden
Either team celeste or team oneshot, then you have to fight to the death
garden of eden do you know this
Did Aero complete any bounties after July? Because if so then him I think
what earthquake was he close to
the last one at that time
7.1 July 11 Soccsksargen offshore
The Philippines
wow that's an ugly name
i guesed that it was Philippines lets go
i thought itd be in denmark
taylor slow when
If not then any of the Japanese players 7.1 8 August Miyazaki offshore
After that any Californian 7.0 5 December California offshore
Yeah i live in california
Is Zettamind Californian? I only know he's West Coast
stopping by to say i did illiquid
@slim merlin all over 30s have been marked
nice
Yeah I saw that
saw that
Want me to use my special powers again
oh man why is "<" marked as completed by scorpia
For an actual answer the general rule is the path the requester is most likely to have taken, so any simplified paths (where the final recipe differs) posted immediately after the original posting count for it
Also for the record Nata, I did in fact do that thing you asked if I did
oh shit this reminded me that i forgot to do an order i received in april
no it is unrelated
march actually
Average time for order completion: 9.68 days
Damn
see if i still did AWWM requests itd be 0.72 (rounded) days instead
what is the unrounded number
Well barely any of your data is in here right now
Maybe once it's in it'll shrink
If it is in
Can you extend this sequence any further
I love sorting
our best member, Infinibrowser.wiki
you don't wanna know... ohh the horrors
i didn't know the entirety of North America contribuged
India/Oceania (i/o)
Also "contribuged"
Sounds like a musical term for the countermelody to the buglist
Bugler
Whatever
4/21/2024 31
Wow
AWWM's 5 best days
6/11/2024 10
6/21/2024 10
8/30/2024 10
6/12/2024 9```
-# *with currently filled data
holy unvigintember 4th
new month just dropped
At least 9 actually
Unvigintember was a good month apparently, 4th and 6th
What
What is r/anarchychess?
This is r/anarchychess.
Okay hold on I'm getting ChatGPT open
What
But wait, there's more. My opponent, a mere 1200-rated peasant, thinks they have the upper hand. They try 3... Nc6, a coward's move. Pathetic. I respond with 4. f3, channeling the raw energy of the Fried Fox Variation.
At this point, my opponent is sweating, desperately Googling 'chess how to win against idiot'. Little do they know, I’m 12 moves ahead, sacrificing all material just to unleash the legendary Queen's Ladder. And then... boom! Knight to h3. It’s over.
He resigns not because he’s lost, but because he’s seen the truth: chess isn’t about material—it’s about sending a message.```
No, this is Patrick.
@proud bane I need a second opinion
why doesnt it show your own 3rd move
You want me to ask ChatGPT again
yes
would it be better to have .picube sorted as if it began with a p or keep it sorted by the period
I don't think it matters too much yet
But the period makes sense anyway, the only issue is not filtering N/A and Infinibrowser
=ArrayFormula(query({Log!F2:F, iferror(regexreplace(regexextract(lower(Log!F2:F), "^[^a-z0-9]*([a-z0-9])"), "^$", "z"), "z")}, "select Col1, count(Col1) where Col1 <> '' group by Col1 order by lower(Col1) asc label Col1 'Name', count(Col1) 'Completed Orders'", 0))
yes.
Well now N/A and Infinibrowser look like they're part of the team
actually 1. d4 d5 2. Kd2 is playable imo
Bro think he on the team
I wonder how I should ask ChatGPT to generate the anarchychess chain
Top Comment:
"En passant is forced."
Reply 1:
"Incorrect, the king captures on b6 with scholarly precision."
Reply 2:
"Actually, castling queenside here leads to a smothered stalemate."
Reply 3:
"No, you hang the queen for tempo, then promote a pawn to a bishop for maximum zugzwang."
Reply 4:
"Illegal move, but it's AnarchyChess, so it's legal. Carry on."
Reply 5:
"Promote to a knight. Fork God and existence itself."
Reply 6:
"Levitating rook gambit is better here. Look it up."
Reply 7:
"Ah yes, the rare double en passant. Only achievable by sacrificing the clock."
Reply 8:
"Checkmate in -3 moves. GG."
Final Comment:
"Chess is solved; just play knight to a3."
Wild Card Replies
"Have you tried playing Fool's Mate 2.0? It's meta now."
"Sigma chess players would just resign and claim moral victory."
"King to h8—opponent resigns out of respect."
"The pawn's diagonal movement is a metaphor for life's unpredictable struggles."```
I really like codeblocks recently for some reason
it renders as inline code on old client
you need a newline after the beginning triple backticks
May I see it
I had an idea
Infinite Craft is not just a game. It’s a lifestyle. A philosophy. A descent into madness.
Imagine Little Alchemy, but with no limits. That’s right. Every single combination you can think of, the AI has already thought of it—and then it thought of more. You start with the usual: fire, water, earth, air. Classic. Harmless. Innocent.
But then, things spiral out of control.
Suddenly, you’re combining "frog" and "philosophy" and somehow you get "existential leap." You mix "keyboard" and "sorrow" to make "sad typing." You don’t even know why you tried combining "taco" and "gravity," but now you’re looking at "orbital cuisine" and wondering where your life went so, so wrong.
There is no end to Infinite Craft. The game doesn’t want you to win. It wants you to stay. Forever. Your combinations feed the algorithm. The more you play, the smarter it gets. Soon, it’s suggesting things you didn’t even know you needed in your life. "Quantum banana"? "Metaphysical dog park"? They’re all real now. You made them real.
You don’t stop playing Infinite Craft because you’re bored. You stop playing because your brain physically cannot comprehend how "platypus" + "paradox" became "quantum detective." Or maybe because you realize it’s 4 AM, you haven’t eaten, and the word "craft" no longer makes sense to you.
But you’ll come back. They always come back. Because somewhere, in the infinite abyss of combinations, is the answer to everything. Or nothing.
Infinite Craft isn’t just a game. It’s a mirror. And what you see in it... is up to you.
Thanks ChatGPT
maIC it
But you’ll come back. They always come back.
Goddamn
i always come back five night at freddy reference
🎮💥 OMG, DUUUUUUUDE! INFINITE CRAFT IS LIKE, THE ULTIMATE EPIC GAMING STRATEGY, BROOO!! 🚀💎 You NEVER run outta materials, EVER! Like, infinite wood? Infinite diamonds? Infinite EVERYTHING?? Whaaaat?! 💯🔥
It’s like, you’re building a MEGA FORTRESS, and you’re like, “Oh nooo, I’m outta cobblestone!” PSYCH! YOU’RE NEVER OUT, BRUH! HAHA! 🎉🤯 You just CRAFT. FOREVER. Non-stop. You get enchanted tools, you make like 50 PICKAXES, and then BOOM—you’re just, like, UNSTOPPABLE! 🚀✨
And if your friend is like, “Yo, chill, that’s cheating,” you’re like, “Pffft, nooo, it’s called BIG BRAIN MOVES 🤓!” Then you just flex your infinite emeralds and buy out the WHOLE VILLAGER SHOP! 😤💰
Seriously, bro, INFINITE CRAFT is next level. You’re just sitting there like, “HAHAHA, LOOK AT ALL MY STACKS OF NETHERITE!” while everyone else is crying in their lil’ dirt huts. 🎮🤣
#InfiniteCraftForTheWin LET’S GOOOO! 🏆🛠️
what the fuck
Shift
?
¿
sure but how is your thumb there
Oh what a coincidence i sent a reversed version of killerbowsers message while that wasn't my intention
It's pressing shift
Do you not press shift with your thumb?
no??
what
left thumb on lshift
What the fuck does your keyboard look like
You literally just curl it
holy mirror dimension
how do you even press shift with thumb
thats AI answer, its not real
this is a fucking lie
No I'm serious do you not press shift with your thumb?
Everyone knows the pinky has NO USE on the keyboard
how tf do you do it
I'm trying to make it work and every way is worse
Lshift is left thumb and rshift is right thumb
Curl the thumb towards the palm
random youtube video thumbnail screenshot
Here we see the pinky over the shift key
no shit I need to play 8k
rhythm games are not in the question
what the fuck
Okay hold on
they made that youtube video because they felt special and quirky
google AI said that because 1 person said it on reddit once
actually i just realised i dont even fit either of the sides in this argument
I hold shift with my ring finger
what
mirror dimension uses their butt
Literally starts the video with "this is how most people have their hand layout" and its the correct way (not thumb shift)
he is delusional
WHAT
Let's settle on using your left eyelash to press shift
Middle included just so we can determine a common enemy if it comes to it
OK INDEX IT HARDest i guess
why can you vote multiple options...
i use all five!
I use all six!
woah
Okay hold on retry
I use all 21!
put it in awwm so we can have more than 4 votes
east? i thought you said weast
or general
AWWM is in this bounty's title tho
who is knocking on a wall near me
i see you niko
in your wall*
thanK you aIMee
I dont push shift with another keyboard thanks for asking
yeah i use pinky def
Niko how do you use the ring?
I push my finger with shift
I take my spare keyboard out and lay it on the shift key
by putting my ring finger on shift?
@vapid laurel send a video of your hands please (is for a friend, trust me bro)
shit wait I wanted to post image of typing using ring finger but i guess I need to dump all my hatsune miku image to google drive
???
you are hatsune miku
we're all Hatsune Miku
Could @vapid laurel and @proud bane please revote I'm deleting the other poll
poll bump
Oop
I am Taylor Swift
you can be both
ok, anyone who pressed it with their thumb doesnt know how hands move
hataylor swiftu
How in God's name is shifting with your pinky comfortable
i think they are just ai's trying to immitate humans
i just do it with ring
pinky winning 🔥
New conspiracy theory just dropped
oh thank god im not alone
You're alone with Papas and I'm stuck with Brent
stepbro?
???
Fate worse than death
interesting, but Thumb??!
fuezt what team are you on
Welcome back to the Planck timely Laurasia clowning
thanK you aIMee
yall using shift
Yes thumb
yeah i think thumb is viable but
Man what the fuck
not the best
actual bots voting
this is the group of sane people
is it weird that i press capslock for 1 letter
@zealous solstice can you restrict the poll to real humans only?
Who the fuck is cats.tone
wait what the fuck I have 732 image of hatsune miku on my google drive
Who the fuck put middle
Taylor Swift
neko
not me
Neko why did you unvote
This video became a joke a some point. When?
In this Mumbo Jumbo #minecraftshorts, we take a look at how Mumbo presses shift. Pressing shift with my thumb is a painful habit I have formed and now I can never change. It especially hurts my face.
Filming channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/ThatMumboJumbo2
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/o...
You left Papas alone
did i
😭
Youtube Shorts
idk how that happened
video made solely to showoff how quirky and different mumbo jumbo is
I think I would practice thumb shifting, could be useful in some extreme case
This is a perfectly normal way to press shift and I refuse to accept otherwise
well you are WRONG.
and alien.
actually while were arguing about shift How about what keys you have your fingers on by default
@atomic valve Sorry could you pin this poll
are you kidding
No
Thanks
lol
most on topic laurasia board
한/영, Q, between W and E, F, Space
This is very important to documenting AWWM
idk what you're saying but i have my fingers on WAD and O (right pointer for this)
It's not like this space is used for much anyway
It's either people asking me questions or people being confused because I'm not there to answer questions
shift Q S D Space when playing most videogames
한/영 is special key that's used in korean keyboard and it's above lshift
whats a video gale?
I tried mapping shift to a thumb-key but I didn't like it, and I never got pedals set up
pushing shift with foot pedals sounds very funny
Left hand is Q W F Space apparently
Right is Ctrl K P Backspace
qsd is wild
Clutch
I use shift asd and bnm when playing minceraft
Corection, L not P
a error while typing "playing most video from Pays de Galles" obviously
le pays de Galles
personally, i use my mouse with my left hand and put my keyboard upside down for my right hand
can we use ic coins to hire someone to push shift for me
i do this too actually
On some occasions
ay!
@fossil willow
Oh come on Yui is part of the pinky people
"nooo yui is normal"
Okay I've recognised that the way I snap my fingers is weird already, this I am taking a stand on
Thumb for shift is superior
occasionally i press shift with the ring finger of my right hand
Congratulations Nata you killed chat
oh man
hatsune miku
Taylor Swift
boooo
Thumb is atrocious to use with how my fingers are positioned on a keyboard
i only need to move my ring finger a little left meanwhile i gotta weirdly fumble around with the thumb
nah
i dont know
Check pins
i already voted
you 3 disgust me
also what is this thread about
you get an I Voted badge
Finger
voted award
documenting every awwm order with dates and who completed it essentially
jesus fucking christ
why is he doing that?
Since not much actually needs to happen in Discord for it I'm fine with it derailing
that's incest fuck
???
?
there is no way
ahaha
I'm not even allowed to say it
i saw it for 1 frame let me analyze
What did you try to say i wasnt paying attention
wow, kali is an abuser..
????????
Twitter thread soon
Did you download me off a piracy website what did you do
im gonna make this a multi-emote
like 4-5 emotes
restored to fully glory
Oh fuck I'm still Taylor Swift
me when i realise my skinsuit isnt coming off
Ra Ra Ah Ah Aaah
bad romance reference no way
Brent is a separate category, I should have put Thumb - For Brent Only
yet no slander on ring finger.. Did you just not expect anyone to use their ring finger
tbh i thought using ring finger was the normal way
I mean while we're here anyway how do you snap your fingers
i don't?
Oh
the correct way
i can't :(
middle and thumb
shift is so near to WASD which is where i put my fingers normally
I said before I recognise the way I do it is weird, I just want to meet one other person that does thumb and index
how are you able to get any significant volume out of thumb + index
compared to thumb + middle
It is loud
Magic
interesting
To be honest I don't actually know where the sound comes from in my case
from you snapping your fingers
Thenks nako
Its neko
I want to steal all of Natasquare's jokes so he'll go into debt
infogrames speak up
and why should i?
Because I said so
the best way
As far as I can tell the only way
I've yet to meet anyone else
Welcome to the hand facts bounty
hands down the best bounty
when is this bounty gonna be on topic again
Like I said, "on topic" here literally consists of me giving announcements or people asking me questions
take your dirty hands off me
?
?
What if I make a request and I complete it
username gets put on like normal and it gets the self-completed tag
I currently have three marked as unknown, if anyone happens to know where Of The, Gino Fiorina and Peppino Spaghetti are
G
I mean
Cool that if I make extra work for myself I get rewarded but in a different way
just went through every message (in bounty-board) between the time Of The was requested to 20 minutes after it was checked off. no mention of it at all
was marked by bokaj though
Damn
Bokaj you fraud
Mark it as deleted I guess
I like how ballzy concatenated beef and script like this
#1215495041049436170 message gino fiorina was self completed
wait does it count if i completed my own request but didn't give recipe / lineage for it
i'm not sure where is it but it was Str.split(' ').join('')
unposted
self-completed and unposted
deleted is only when it was never made and removed anyway
like anonymous requests for example?
yes
Well technically that's it's own category but yeah
Its
My grammar is terrible today, I think the whole thumb debate has rattled me
Honestly I thought this would be a pain but this is kinda fun
Just going through history and saying hello to people I might have otherwise forgotten about
also Shard the Metal Sonic is completed no?
Lies