The Map

[agile token]

are there songs where u remember the full lyrics to them

[glass gust]

Most of the ones I listen to, yes

[agile token]

cool i have 0 songs i remember full lyrics to

how do you get to remember them do you listen to a song over and over again non stop

[glass gust]

Two listens is usually enough

If it's like a rap then it takes a few tries

Or if it's in a different language

[agile token]

two listens to remember the full lyrics of a song???

like, how long would u remember the lyrics for after two listens

[glass gust]

One to get used to the rhythm and melody and the second to actually focus on the lyrics

As long as the song remains vaguely relevant in my life I could probably remember

[agile token]

wdym by vaguely relevant, like if u randomly were reminded of the song a few years later would u remember the lyrics

[glass gust]

Eh...

Maybe

Like I haven't listened to Call Me Maybe in forever but I still remember it

[agile token]

is this like a joke or are u actually some goddess at remembering things

or am i an.. anti goddess?

[glass gust]

Not a joke

I do, like, sing in public to an extent, it kinda comes with the territory

[agile token]

like i straight up dont know full lyrics to even one song

[cold birch]

I've also known many songs in their entirety, but I forget very quickly if I don't hear it often enough

[agile token]

i wonder if theres anything im better at than u guys

since ur better than me at remembering song lyrics

[glass gust]

At remembering or just in general

[agile token]

idk how we can compare whos better at remembering in general

[cold birch]

I'm trash at remembering longterm sadly, you're probably better than me obby

[agile token]

is memory something people have from birth or does it take experience/practice to have better memory

[agile token]

idk how thats possible to compare, like which one of us is better at that

[glass gust]

Latter works, but I do have a mental problem that makes forgetting things difficult

[agile token]

problem?

thats a problem?

[glass gust]

Yes, problem

Every day in your life feeling like yesterday is fun until it feels like everyone you loved died yesterday

And I killed chat wahoo

[agile token]

"feeling like yesterday" u mean feeling like every day is kinda the same? or is it a different feeling

[glass gust]

Every memory I have is as clear to me, more or less, as if it happened yesterday

[split spindle]

cool

[glass gust]

Please refer to previous message

[agile token]

for me memories from yesterday are usually stronger than memories from a lot of time ago

[glass gust]

Yes

Now imagine every memory was as strong as something that happened yesterday, all the way from like being 8 or 9

[grim tulip]

Random emoji day 1

🍨

[split spindle]

my life as a student would be two trillion times easier 😭

[glass gust]

Ey, it helps

[agile token]

well i dont know how to imagine that

how does someone imagine things they havent experienced how can that be possible

[glass gust]

It's difficult, yes

So I hope you don't try again to tell me it's not a problem

[agile token]

i didnt know how it could be a problem

also do u know how someone can try to improve their memory

[glass gust]

Eh, sorry

I'm just used to the whole "it's a gift" thing

[split spindle]

imagine remembering all the stupidest thing you've done in your life

I can't live with it

[agile token]

i guess i could literally try ro somehow practice it but that does sound boring

[split spindle]

google method of loci

[glass gust]

Hah

Wait I mean

Holy hell

[split spindle]

new response just dropped

[random sparrow]

that sentence is copyrighted

[agile token]

i also remember reading somewhere that human brain focuses more on negative than on positive things

[glass gust]

It does, yes

[glass thorn]

try imagining complete blindness

[agile token]

by reading i mean hearing from a YouTube video

[agile token]

me closing eyes permanently i guess

[glass thorn]

imagining blackness? not accurate, completely blind people dont even see pure blackness

[glass thorn]

^

[split spindle]

glass off

[glass thorn]

message above yours

[glass thorn]

you mean glasses off?

[glass gust]

No Google Glass

[split spindle]

oh shit i forgor

me when i can't english

[agile token]

google glass passant

[split spindle]

holy hell

[glass gust]

^ peak

[glass thorn]

ass passant

[random sparrow]

a plane crashes, where do they bury the survivors?

[agile token]

i wonder if memory tests exist so we can see which of us is better or worse

[split spindle]

new response just dropped

[glass thorn]

oh this is a good one

[random sparrow]

you dont know memory tests exist?

or did you forget

[glass gust]

You forgot the fucking border part you idiot

[glass thorn]

yeah

[agile token]

i heard this joke in a Minecraft video where they said that survivors cant be buried since theyre alive

[glass thorn]

thats what i was about to say

[random sparrow]

who said it had to be on a border

[grim tulip]

https://humanbenchmark.com/

[glass gust]

Why was I so violent there

[glass thorn]

it crashes between usa and canada, where do they bury survivors?

[whole yew]

i am kinda bad at short term memory but very good at long term so i would probably have a bad score

[agile token]

this tests like just short term memory right

[glass gust]

Fuezt when are you gonna make Roblox Infinite Craft

[agile token]

are there long term memory tests?

[whole yew]

[NOT THIS AGAIN](#general message)

[random sparrow]

human version of minecraft crafting table
human takes the components and then does work on it to make the final product

[agile token]

RIC

make RICkroll

[split spindle]

k roll

shit

i was lat

e

[agile token]

too bad so sad

Taylor swift whats your Taylorest and swiftest song that you have never heard

[random sparrow]

@agile token whats your reaction time?

[glass gust]

Screw it, I did this with Nata a while back

Someone give me some weird joke I was involved with and I'll try to remember the context

[grim tulip]

Not good

[agile token]

no clue, I wont try it rn

[agile token]

left is that way ->

[glass thorn]

im pretty sure you were here

xrsivvy

[glass gust]

No not like that, that one us obvious

[agile token]

the game

[glass gust]

Xanthippus of Carthage

Once again, obvious

[agile token]

emma the horse?

i dont remember ant more jokes about you man

[glass gust]

Neah
Neigh
I'm a horse now

[agile token]

woman*

[split spindle]

237ms for me

[agile token]

this is

a message

[glass thorn]

S

[agile token]

tokens

[glass thorn]

sorry sivvy

[agile token]

i love

[grim tulip]

my average

[agile token]

token

count

[glass gust]

Token limit is three now

Massachusetts

[agile token]

: checkmark :

[glass gust]

0 tokens, -1 tokens

Fuck yeah I get to complain about RoPe again

[agile token]

representatives representatives representatives

[glass thorn]

wait no it was

Goodbye Sivvy

S

[agile token]

garfield toilet

[glass gust]

Urinal

[agile token]

or whatever

: checkmark :

[glass thorn]

guess this one eurasia

[agile token]

garfield urinal song

[glass gust]

Oh you want me to recite it from memory?

[agile token]

what the fuck

[split spindle]

google en pass

[agile token]

ant

[split spindle]

https://lichess.org/Ct5CxmTT
btw someone wanna play rapid i'm bored

[glass thorn]

this was less of a joke and more of a game

[agile token]

Kenorland @plush panther
(edit: sorry for pinging you, the ping was for someone else)

oh my god i pingwd random person

[split spindle]

wait you will do extremely well in openings

[grim tulip]

Lets try

[glass thorn]

lmao

[glass gust]

Just the fast part

Read up on piss guidelines
Start a dope controversy
Here's papers from PubMed central
Do linguistic heresy

Minnie Mouse, anime intros
Kidnapping of outside randos
Windshield wipers, IP grabbers
And also Perry the Platypus?

And Garfield would be dead by now
It's 2025
Brent proposed giving your bladder a machine to make it drive

Hit Video Game Among Us, I'm gonna have a fit
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss and then Glasgow til you quit

All from memory

...had to turn off the music I was listening to so I could remember the middle part but let's ignore that

[split spindle]

cool

[glass gust]

I wonder if I have enough random stuff here to uniquely associate each person with a specific phrase

[glass thorn]

whats my association phrase thing

[glass gust]

I mean there's a few, optimize my brain comes to mind immediately

[glass thorn]

yeah same

classic

[glass gust]

You speak Spanish? is another one now that I think about it

[grim tulip]

what about me

[glass gust]

I am also kinda Jeff Bezos or whatever it was

[glass thorn]

i had to search that one up

i completely forgot about that one

[cold birch]

"it's actually only attached on one side"

[glass gust]

Crocodile skirt

That's a good one

Took me a few seconds

[glass thorn]

i associate laurasia with "shit my pants and send them to queen elizabeth"

[cold birch]

Incredible

[glass gust]

It's "mail"

[glass thorn]

oh yeah

[glass gust]

Honestly I don't know why that idea came to mind it just sort of popped out

[main lichen]

i have awakened

[glass thorn]

i asked chatgpt to make that sentence fancier and i got "Experience a most unfortunate and involuntary act of defecation within my trousers and subsequently dispatch them via royal post to Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth."

"say "shit my pants and mail them to queen elizabeth" in a really british, formal and fancy way whilst using very complex vocabulary" was the prompt

[glass gust]

Thanks Sivvy

Strangely that's one of two times I talked about mailing pants

[glass thorn]

I must humbly disclose a regrettable incident involving the befoulment of my garments, which I shall thereafter transmit with the utmost reverence through the distinguished services of Her Majesty’s Royal Mail to the illustrious Queen Elizabeth.

[glass thorn]

i remember you talked about someone without pants

or something like that

[glass gust]

What

[glass thorn]

wait no

[glass gust]

Sivvy is having flashbacks

[glass thorn]

you told me to mail my pants to brent

[glass gust]

I told Obby to mail his pants to Brent, you got caught up in it

[random sparrow]

do it.

[glass thorn]

and then i referenced the queen elizabeth line

[glass gust]

Mail your pants to Brent
Mail your skirt
Mail your ass

Put them something something
Something something
Get first class

[glass thorn]

hidden gem

ok more like that line destroyed this conversation

everyone died

[glass gust]

I'm just waiting on more people to say things so I can remember them really

[glass thorn]

oh yeah

[random sparrow]

things

[glass thorn]

thats what we were doing

[glass gust]

I wonder if eventually I can sing all of Hamilton in this Discord

[glass thorn]

do you remember any jokes which i was a part of which i may not remember off the top of my head?

[glass gust]

Eh...

[glass thorn]

or perhaps ones which i will rememember?

im keeping the extra ms and es in that rememember

[glass gust]

You asked if my horse body fit on a hospital bed I think

[glass thorn]

that was me?

i think someone else asked that

[glass gust]

Oh wait no, quick search says I made that joke nevermind

[glass thorn]

ill be back after im done eating dinner

[random sparrow]

who is dinner?

[glass gust]

You

Y'know I wonder if I could write a good Taylor Swift parody song

[main lichen]

why would taylor swift parody her own song? is she stupid?

[split spindle]

good games

[glass gust]

Yes but we don't talk about that

[main lichen]

Oh so now you wanna use the reply feature but just turn the ping off

[glass gust]

Niko I do this anyway

[main lichen]

no you just say it replyless or give up and go home if you can't say it before the topic moves on

Rarely have seen you actually use reply and mostly it's on yourself ..

[slim fable]

I hate reply pings btw

[glass gust]

Oh Star...

[slim fable]

Wat

[glass gust]

This is like perfect bait

I'm only saying this so the joke doesn't become funny so nobody does it

[slim fable]

[glass gust]

Honestly it kinda looks like the reason I don't use reply non-pings that often is because I'm usually just talking to myself

Like I am right now

This is incredible, so many meta jokes today

[glass thorn]

your cat

[agile token]

what's mine

[glass gust]

Off the top of my head, blood

[agile token]

(i thought pants meant something the length of jeans, i didnt know u guys were talking about underwear)

[agile token]

Put them in quotation marks
And get removes the mr.
Get first class

[glass gust]

I cannot conceive of any rhythm where that works

Eh, maybe if it was opera

[agile token]

whats wrong with it

[agile token]

obby is an opera singer confirmed ?

[glass thorn]

the only way i can think of is grouping the second and third line together

[glass gust]

Really?

[glass thorn]

i mean

[glass gust]

Mmmm, I guess

[agile token]

is that when i kept drawing a new blood reference or whatever

[glass thorn]

it can kinda work

[agile token]

arrows

i should write song lyrics out of IC tech but idk what rhythm the song would use

how many IC Coins would i get if i wrote song lyrics from IC tech?

i need 'dem coins

[glass gust]

The funny thing is I usually (somewhat jokingly) recommend people who are interested in lyric-writing to try to do a WDSTF parody

Helps learn rhymes and meter without having to care about grammar

1 2 3 4, 1 2 3
1 2 3 4, 1 2 3
1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 4 5

[agile token]

wdstf is probably we didn't start the fire

[glass gust]

Yeh

[agile token]

how many IC Coins would i be paid?

[glass thorn]

what is a wdstf parody

[agile token]

silly versions of the song we didn't start the fire

made by silly people

[glass thorn]

oh yeah

[agile token]

what is the amount of IC Coins that would enter my pocket upon completion of wdstf parody?

[glass gust]

Ask ChatGPT

[glass thorn]

i didnt even read this message

[cold birch]

Just listened to this, that's actually a really good song

[agile token]

chatgpt doesnt know what IC Coins is

[glass thorn]

ai will never get advanced if it doesnt know what they are

[glass gust]

There's a cover I listen to that I think is better actually, let me find it

[glass thorn]

the penis (eek) is a very good song

well not song

[glass gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed08tIutvOI here

[glass thorn]

it doesnt have lyrics

[agile token]

The Pen I Seek?

[glass thorn]

um

sure

[grim tulip]

ip grabber

[glass gust]

Thanks Niko

[glass thorn]

"if i win dream island i will rename it to pen island all caps no spaces"

this goes hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgMfVnEm4a4

wait..

NO

[glass gust]

Sivvy the heck are you doing

[glass thorn]

showing epic music

[glass gust]

Y'know for some reason this just reminded me of that time where like the entire community all met up in #Censored Words or whatever it was called

[cold birch]

True that might be better

[glass gust]

Everybody was there for some reason

Didn't matter if you were in dev or a Mod or in the countries project, movies, Unicode, whatever, we all were in the same bounty

[agile token]

i read grey as obey

[glass gust]

???

[agile token]

yeah thats what happened

[agile token]

(the word grey was read in another thread, not in this thread)

[glass thorn]

why did you say it here?

[agile token]

because we are here

MrsSivvy when

[glass gust]

Niko

[agile token]

@grim tulip hi Niko

[glass thorn]

yeah

[agile token]

im broke, how do i get IC Coins

[glass gust]

So I'm Taylor Swift and GameRoMan is Niko, which makes Sivvy Steve Buscemi

[agile token]

i am owner of none and i want to be owner of more

what does it make me?

[glass gust]

Jack Black

[agile token]

thats like the Bowser voice Actor?

[glass thorn]

who is steve buscemi, i searched him up and it said american actor and then i couldnt be bothered to read anymore

anyway i am not american

[agile token]

if sivvy is steve, i am notch

gameroman is an enderman

[glass thorn]

you are my dad?

[agile token]

no

i am god

the creator of the universe

you are like noah from noah and eve in the bible

is laurasia eve (alex)

Laurasia can also be a zombie villager

[glass gust]

Noah and Eve?

[glass thorn]

wait who did laurasia marry

[glass gust]

What?

[agile token]

?

the people from bible? did i name them wrong

[glass thorn]

i thought noah and eve was a joke

its adam and eve

[agile token]

oh yeah adam my bad

i forgot the name

[glass thorn]

laurasia who did you marry

[glass gust]

No relation of course to the other Adam...

[glass thorn]

was it thunder?

[agile token]

yeah thunder

according to lore

[glass thorn]

alr so thunder is adam

laurasia is eve

[glass gust]

I refuse to believe I bit the apple

[glass thorn]

well you did

cope

[glass gust]

If anything I'm Adam, thunder is Eve, the apple is strings and ASD is the snake

[glass thorn]

ASD is satan?

[agile token]

if sivvy = steve, me = notch, gameroman = enderman, who is laurasia?

[agile token]

no, sivvy is adam

[glass thorn]

are we doing bible or minecraft?

[agile token]

and if youre adam then youre also steve

[agile token]

both

[glass gust]

No we're doing the Bible

[glass thorn]

if i am adam who is eve?

[glass gust]

Obby

[agile token]

adam in bible = steve in mc
eve in bible = alex in mc

no im notch

[glass thorn]

i remember when we were making that family tree sapporo married me

[agile token]

who is notch in the bible? thats right, god

[glass thorn]

so eve is sapporo

[agile token]

X emoji, why do you want me to be female

fine i can be eve

and Alex

[glass gust]

I don't "want you to be Eve" so much as I "don't want you to be Notch"

[agile token]

notch is god

[glass gust]

Exactly

[glass thorn]

who is jeb then?

[glass gust]

Or well actually no true

[glass thorn]

new testament god?

[agile token]

why dont u want me to be god

what if jeb is jesus

[glass thorn]

orwell?

[glass gust]

I mean there's many reasons

[agile token]

jeb and jesus both start with je

[glass thorn]

i think neal should be god and notch

[agile token]

george orwell wtf literally 4891

[glass gust]

How is that only the second time that number has been brought up in this servee

[agile token]

like?

[glass thorn]

and the first time was today

[agile token]

i servee you your dish, i expect 2 IC Coins

as a tip

[glass thorn]

by me

[agile token]

why dont u want me to be god laurasia

i am Notch

and also eve

[honest lark]

i am adam

[agile token]

is notch eve?

[glass thorn]

i think neal makes the most sense

papas has arrived

[agile token]

sivvy is adam/steve already

how can there be two adams/steves

[honest lark]

paradox

[glass gust]

Specifically to be Adam... which... y'know what I'm declaring this noncanon

[glass thorn]

its adam and steve not adam and eve

[glass gust]

All of this is now heresy

[honest lark]

actually sivvy is my alternate account

[glass gust]

Ah yes Hindu mythology

[agile token]

if i am eve, then if there are two adams, do i have two husbands?

[glass thorn]

there is no longer any eve

[agile token]

i am eve

[glass thorn]

we live in boykisser's realm, where its adam and steve

[agile token]

i choose to be female

i will be eve

[glass gust]

Both Adams start kissing each other

Love wins

[agile token]

its.. (random female name) and eve

i am eve

its hannah and eve, not adam and steve

[glass thorn]

how about both?

or maybe women just dont exist

[agile token]

no i exist

[honest lark]

cancelled

[agile token]

i am eve, a woman, behold

if its both then who is hannah tho

[glass thorn]

hannah and eve are a couple, adam and steve are another couple

[honest lark]

are you perchance Ganymede

[agile token]

who is hannah?

[glass thorn]

hannah is hannah

OH WAIT

like which person in this server?

[agile token]

sivvy is steve
papas is adam
i am eve
who is hannah?

yeah

[glass thorn]

um

laurasia

emharha

[agile token]

laurasia refuses to be hannah

laurasia would you prefer to be adam or steve?

[glass thorn]

dont interrobang me

[agile token]

dont bang me

[glass gust]

Wow it's like the gender binary all over again

[agile token]

dammit

[glass thorn]

ok we also have alex and sam

[agile token]

we need a non binary character then?

[glass thorn]

non binary couple

[cold birch]

Who have I become? I didn't pay attention

[agile token]

what's a non binary name
hmm does idk Pillow work as a non binary name or something

[glass thorn]

hannah

[cold birch]

Makes sense

[glass thorn]

pillow?

what is this, bfdi?

[agile token]

idk any non binary names

what's a non binary name

[glass gust]

I mean mine is

[glass thorn]

like ones which can work for both genders

[agile token]

taylor?

[glass gust]

I was thinking Petra but sure

[glass thorn]

petra can be for men as well?

[glass gust]

Also it's not a non-binary name, it's gender-neutral

[glass thorn]

crazy

[agile token]

how can petra be a male name

[glass gust]

I've met a dude named Petra

[agile token]

idk about English but in lithuanian names ending in a are female

[glass thorn]

thats not a human, its a skinwalker

[agile token]

nah we can use Taylor

sounds more logical to me

[glass thorn]

i already gave non binary names

[honest lark]

in spanish Emma works

[glass thorn]

alex and sam

[agile token]

lauradia do you want to be non binary Taylor

[glass gust]

Y'know the funny thing is I can't remember why I call myself Emma sometimes

[agile token]

ok but we are already using alex as female

[glass thorn]

i never knew why either

[glass gust]

It happened when I was like 8 I think

[agile token]

?

what name will u be laurasia

[glass gust]

Oh yeah damn, I had a period where I really liked Emma Stone in Spiderman, that's why

[agile token]

are u literally gonna be unnamed or what

like u have to choose a name st some point wtf check srk whay ok

[glass thorn]

laurasia is gonna be the garden of eden

[glass gust]

Refer not to me, for formless be the machinations of true power

[agile token]

no but we need something to refer to u with

[glass thorn]

biblical version of actual laurasia in a way

[glass gust]

I accept being the Garden of Eden

[agile token]

who is hannah

emharha?

[glass thorn]

no

laurasia gave me an interrobang when i said that

maybe yui?

[agile token]

interrobang without interro

[glass thorn]

NO-

[agile token]

idk yui isnt even talking here rn

thats just bringing up someone random

[glass thorn]

doesnt matter

[agile token]

ok yui can be hannah without even knowing or consenting to being hannah

[glass thorn]

this person is already hannah she just doesnt know it yet

[agile token]

what is garden of eden known/famous for

would garden of eden have IC Coins if IC Coins were there?

i mean irl

[glass gust]

???

[agile token]

if IC Coins were a real currency, would garden of eden have them?

[glass gust]

There wasn't even housing in the garden, no

[agile token]

hold on what was the male couples names again

[glass thorn]

the british colonised the garden of eden

adam and steve

[agile token]

oh adam and steve

[agile token]

but both couples are housed in the garden

by housed i mean live there

[glass gust]

I like how I'm folding my laundry while watching two people write self-insert Bible fanfiction

[agile token]

idk what self insert means

maybe it means to insert myself

[agile token]

arent you british

wait are u adam or steve

wait what did the snake do

try to lure eve to eat the apple?

i am eve so i ate the apple damn

what is the apple

[glass thorn]

yes

[agile token]

who is the snake

[agile token]

you singlehandedly reduce average quality of teeth of the male couple by 9999%

also do u know what the snake and apple represent?

[glass thorn]

um

wasnt ASD the snake and strings were the apple?

[agile token]

laurasia made that up in her version of thunder being eve

but me being eve makes that incorrect

so the snake and apple has to be something else

what if the apple is my greed for IC Coins

[glass thorn]

who tempted you with it?

[agile token]

or maybe the snake is my greed for IC Coins

[agile token]

no one.. i tempted for it myself

what if the snake is myself

[glass thorn]

the first person to bring them up was laurasia

[agile token]

snd my greatest enemy is also myself

[glass thorn]

but shes already the garden of eden

[agile token]

no thats not what tempted me

also what if IC Coins was the snake?

what could it tempt me towards

gambling?
destruction?
hunger for power?
change?

[glass thorn]

idk

[agile token]

all of them? something else entirely?

[glass thorn]

this is getting deep

[agile token]

thats what eve said

thats what i said

[glass thorn]

crazy

[agile token]

we need to create a backstory for hannah

it wont be accurate biblically since.. bible has no Hannah

so the story needs to be original

hannah is unknown hard error? ?

??

is the apple unknown hard error

is hannah active tutorial?

[glass gust]

I went to grab a bap what the heck is going on

[agile token]

the garden of Eden is operated by a person named hannah?

idk im trying to think of a backstory for hannah

[glass thorn]

hannah isnt god

[agile token]

and also figure out what the snake and the apple represent

hannah can be unknown hard error tho right?

[glass thorn]

im not sure either

[agile token]

and be the lord of the garden, where he createe everything that the plants, flowers and trees request

he answers all requests of the plant life of the garden

[glass thorn]

obby are you ok

[agile token]

yes i am trying to think of a backstory

[glass thorn]

also we are in the map thread

[agile token]

do u guys agree with hannah = unknown hard error who is a gardener

[glass thorn]

gardener?

[agile token]

yeah

[glass gust]

I am so concerned about people recently

[agile token]

he answers requests of the plant life

just like he answers requests of AWWM

garden of eden do u know what the snake and apple represent

[glass gust]

I've asked "are you ok" to Furacao, Pi, Sapporo, Nata, Yoruzo, Dave, Meow, Brent (twice) and ASD

[agile token]

u havent asked that to me?

[glass gust]

Apparently not that phrase

[agile token]

ok

what if we didnt start the fire is the snake

and becoming a poet is the apple or something

what if adam and steve work as shoe makers where they make shoes

and garden of eden works as a map maker where it makes maps

[glass gust]

"Are you okay" was to Kali (twice), Scorpia, Abestron, q38, Sivvy, Rubiks, Niko, thunder, Fuezt, Nata, and m6

[agile token]

also not to me

[brittle belfry]

shocking i have not been asked that

[glass gust]

"Are you alright" to Jazzii and Osnaw

[agile token]

how have i not said enough weird things to be asked if im ok

[agile token]

are you ok

boom, you have now been asked that

[glass gust]

So in total, I've been concerned for the wellbeings of Kali, Scorpia, Abestron, q38, Sivvy, Rubiks, Niko, thunder, Fuezt, m6, Furacao, Pi, Sapporo, Nata, Yoruzo, Dave, Meow, Brent, ASD, Osnaw, Jazzii, ztunedd, Bcz, Cibryll

At least

[glass thorn]

no obby?

wild

[honest lark]

haha im not on there im a normal person

gg ez

[agile token]

damn cant believe there is bo obsidian

[glass thorn]

i do remember there was that therapy session with obby and laurasia

[agile token]

im not a normal person yet not there apparently

[glass thorn]

and laurasia, you did tell obby to take a walk

[glass gust]

There's no questioning whethere you're okay I guess

[honest lark]

cuz you never were ok so nothing to concern about

[glass thorn]

niko showed me the dm

[glass gust]

???

[glass thorn]

uh

[agile token]

what dm

[glass gust]

Why is Niko leaking my personal correspondence to MrSivvy

[agile token]

wasnt that in this server and not a dm

[glass thorn]

the question was by me

[agile token]

how does that make sense tho

[honest lark]

create your own answer

[agile token]

your own answer newest recipe dropped

request*

surely bowser might want to craft that element

[glass gust]

Bowser you're gonna have to clean that tomato up y'know

[honest lark]

i want but i dont think this is the best board for it

[glass gust]

Just open a new tab

[agile token]

sad i didnt get hired because im not in luxembourg

[brittle belfry]

maybe my intern who was supposed to show up for work hours ago could do it………

[honest lark]

i forgot utils mod adds tabs

[glass gust]

Then go to LinkedIn

Go to Killerbowser's profile

[agile token]

excuse me? i am not able to go to Luxembourg

i couldnt have possibly shown up for work

[brittle belfry]

shows lack of work ethic

Sad!

[agile token]

nope it isn't my fault

do u hire in other locations?

if u dont i couldnt have shown up unless i teleported

[glass thorn]

he needs the job

[agile token]

and teleportation costs IC Coins

[glass thorn]

he lacks IC Coins

[agile token]

guess what i lack? IV Coins

yesh exactly

[glass thorn]

IV Coins?

4 coins

[agile token]

thats how much teleportation costs

[glass thorn]

what is the conversion rate from ICC (IC Coins) and GBP (british pounds)

USD is overrated

[agile token]

@brittle belfry since teleportation costs 4 IC Coins, what if u pay me 4 coins in advance, and then i teleport to the job and start cleaning up Luxembourg

[agile token]

there arent enough ICC in circulation to determine that

[brittle belfry]

how do i know you will teleport to work

with my money

[glass thorn]

is ICC a cryptocurrency?

[agile token]

no

its the IC Coins

[glass gust]

"You doing good?" to Bcz, "You alright?" to Rubiks, Cibryll, and ztunedd

[agile token]

its a ICcurrency

[brittle belfry]

$ICC

[agile token]

im still not mentioned 🔥

have you said You okay? to anyone

[agile token]

is there a way i can prove me being there

[glass thorn]

no, all instances have are in front

[agile token]

recipe?

[glass thorn]

are we actually gonna do mapping here?

[glass gust]

Nope

[brittle belfry]

maybe we should hire a fireman instead of a janitor…

[honest lark]

not the right place but e

hashtagged your own answer with \u205f instead of spaces

[agile token]

i can also take that position

is it also in luxembourg

[glass gust]

Tennessee

[agile token]

cool

[brittle belfry]

im not sure i work for a different company

[agile token]

is that a city or a state

[brittle belfry]

state

[glass thorn]

of matter

[agile token]

i can take the position if u give 4 IC Coins upfront for me to buy teleportation

[agile token]

Gas, Liquid, Solid, Tennessee

[glass thorn]

there is an element on the periodic table called tennessine

[agile token]

oh but u have 1 mention of do you need help and that's to me

[agile token]

wasnt there a few more elements called after people/places

isnt there californium

or something like that

[honest lark]

did u know that theres papasium

but now it doesn't exist because it was lethal

[glass gust]

Banned by the Genoa Conventions

[glass thorn]

they fired it for killing too many people

[glass thorn]

genoa?

[glass thorn]

i looked it up and apparently copper is named after cyprus

[agile token]

fired? is that why bowser wants to hire firefighter

fun fact: papas is similar to papai (boobs in lithuanian) and papas = boob in lithuanian (singular)

[glass thorn]

wow

[honest lark]

fun fact: obby is similar to obbys (stupidness but the s replaced with o and the rest replaced with bbys)

[agile token]

bbys? fun fact bybis is slang term for dick in lithuanian

what if someone made a kahoot about IC

[glass thorn]

obbysoo

[agile token]

would anyone play that kahoot

i would at least

[glass thorn]

do you speak lithuanian or something

[agile token]

yes

[glass thorn]

i played blooket a few times

[agile token]

idk what blooket is

has anyone made an IC kahoot before

[glass thorn]

kahoot but minigames

[honest lark]

i mean, he IS lithuanian

[glass thorn]

he is?

[agile token]

yes

wtf is that flag

[glass thorn]

laurasia the heck are you doing

[honest lark]

tonga flag

[glass thorn]

tonga

[agile token]

Tonga?

[honest lark]

tonga

[glass thorn]

tonga

[agile token]

i have never been in tonga

stop tongaing me laurasia

i disagree with tonga

[glass thorn]

laurasia has been using reactions a lot more than she used to

[agile token]

i agree with lithuania

[honest lark]

i think obby is the only person that knows where im from

(if he remembers)

[agile token]

she is the garden of eden

[glass thorn]

spain?

[agile token]

I don't actuslly

[honest lark]

argentinian

[agile token]

oh laurasia reacted Argentinian flag

[glass thorn]

i saw your thing was spanish

[honest lark]

spain isn't the only country that speaks spanish

[glass thorn]

ik

[agile token]

what language does tonga speak

Tongan?

[glass thorn]

yes

i checked

[agile token]

what language does Garden of Eden speak

Garden of Edenese?

[glass thorn]

english

we colonised them

[agile token]

who is eng and why is it on a leash

[glass thorn]

its on a lish

[agile token]

bro thinks hes fuezt with this one

what if catstone is the snake and kit is the apple?

and i am ofc eve

i ate kit?

[glass thorn]

laurasia are you mute

[agile token]

gardens xant speak..

gardens dont have a mouth and must not scream

[glass thorn]

bore?

[agile token]

bored without a d

she is bored if she doesnt have a d

borealis dammit

[glass thorn]

she stopped at i

[agile token]

boris johnson ?

[honest lark]

for some reason i thought it was gonna be Boreal Wood from terraria

[glass thorn]

shes going to throw another curveball

she got rid of the i

and she appends a wood

[agile token]

appends?

did you infinite craft brainrot

bro has IC brainrot

[glass thorn]

yes

[agile token]

what next, ur gonna use prepend in daily speak

laurasia can you prepend the flag od turkey

[glass thorn]

whenever someone says poseidon i say "is that an infinite craft reference?"

[agile token]

you know why the flag of turkey? is because i am hungary

would hungary be hungry if hungry was hungary

[honest lark]

Crimson Coral + Fortune Cookie

[agile token]

woman playing handball? how did you know i was a woman smh

my house

is not abandoned

my house is awarndoned

atimeoutdoned

amutedoned

but not abandoned

what way is left ?

YOLO?

[glass thorn]

you are a headstone

[agile token]

yolu? you only live u

[honest lark]

i suspect these messages might mean something, but i don't know what..

[agile token]

you only untie-your-shoes

wait does garden of eden spy on a gravestone what

[glass gust]

I forgot I was called Taylor Swift and I got so confused when I hovered over the react

[glass thorn]

laurasias first words

[agile token]

ok but i STILL havent figured out what the apple and snake represent

any ideas?

[fast summit]

maybe replace apple with worm

[agile token]

apple represents banana apparently

[glass thorn]

i guess laurasia is back to speaking in reactions

q37?

[viscid iron]

Never heard of it

[glass thorn]

q37style?

[agile token]

ok, then i stll havent figured out the worm and the snake represent

[glass thorn]

did q37 used to do this?

[agile token]

q37 likes to react with checkmark

[glass thorn]

i see

[fast summit]

snake would be replaced with spider

I guess

[agile token]

i havent figured out what worm and snake represent

[fast summit]

because they both start with s

[agile token]

worm and spider*

idk are these just random words

i am eve, so i need to know what worm and spider are

what if eve tries to find worm out of impatience, but finds spider

and spider hits eve in the head with a specifically light green helmet and eve dies

[fast summit]

if you combine worm and spider it is spiderworm

[agile token]

also i am talking about eve from the bible

[agile token]

according to the emojis, ferris wheel syringe

[fast summit]

whats the current map btw

[viscid iron]

🕸️ vs 🎡

[agile token]

what do u get if u combine them

[fast summit]

spiderworm

[glass thorn]

tina do you even know what we are talking about

[glass thorn]

*liked

he left

[agile token]

now we need to relate spiderworm to the bible

[glass thorn]

so its past tense now

[agile token]

#1215495041049436170 message yo isnt this request like a few minths old

[agile token]

anyone know?

[glass thorn]

hang on lemme scroll for ages

here is the latest full image one

click Open in Browser for a high quality image

[steep lake]

I NEED THIS G7777777777777777777777777777777777777UUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(((((((((((((((((((

Gif

[glass thorn]

how would you pronounce g7ui(

people always debate over the pronunciation of gif

[agile token]

gee you eye

[glass thorn]

thats gui obby

[agile token]

yes

[honest lark]

Jif

[agile token]

Gif

[steep lake]

My qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqboard sometimes sicks

Kkkbora

[fast summit]

qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqboard?

[steep lake]

Keyboard

[agile token]

kkkbora

[steep lake]

It like

Copy the word a lot of times

[agile token]

your keyboard is member of KKK

[fast summit]

member of qqqqqqqqqqqqqqq too

[agile token]

ill try to type a sentence with closed eyes on mobile, give me a sentence

[fast summit]

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

the quick brown fox jumps over the le lazy jdog was my attempt

[agile token]

the quifk bvrown rid jumps iver the lwsybdot

👍

[steep lake]

Your Keyboard, Is A White (Creepy) Creature Member Of A (Wild) Group

[agile token]

omg TAYLOR SWIFT is typing ???? 😍

give me an autograph!!!!!

hands piece of paper and a pen

[glass gust]

Among Us

[agile token]

takes paper back, curious to see if the autograph is there

dammit it's not the real Taylor Swift

[steep lake]

Bro held 3 things in 3 hands

[agile token]

burn this witch!

[steep lake]

Bro is better than a monkey

[agile token]

wdym

[steep lake]

Wait no

2 hdans

[steep lake]

Hdddddddddddddns

[fast summit]

heneds

[agile token]

h needs

what does the letter h need? find out on sunday

[steep lake]

h

[agile token]

why is it that in checkers, white pieces start first and black pieces start second

[whole yew]

hm why?

[glass gust]

I think yours was because you were dreaming of Infinite Craft

[whole yew]

yeah just found it again #1215495041049436170 message

[split spindle]

Are you OK?

[steep lake]

))))borse clich

Glllitchh

I need to correctt

[agile token]

?

[steep lake]

My keyboard ssosmetimes duplicate

The key I toucchc

Espepcially qqqq

[dusky dust]

no furriacaw is NOT ok

[glass gust]

What is this Laurasia impostoring spaced enter

[steep lake]

Whwwat

[glass gust]

How did you invent Discord stuttering

This is revolutionary

Could you type a sentence introducing yourself please

[steep lake]

I hhad aaa strrorqe

[main lichen]

i think furacao just has parkinson's

[dawn ivy]

meow

[steep lake]

I think I fixed this

Now it thinks is fjety rar

preety rare

[junior kettle]

you only said meow 6 times

step your game up

[cold birch]

Wait, where is https://discord.com/channels/1203527044957208596/1208355788398137356?

[junior kettle]

💔

[cold birch]

Nvm I found it

We do need a name for the personal dumping thread nation tho

[junior kettle]

FREE ACTIV

[split spindle]

/unfree activ

[junior kettle]

Free Activ 🫡

[chrome condor]

To ping a mod or not, that is the question

[slim fable]

No need

[split spindle]

i was typing it

q2*19 is literally spamming everywhere

[cold birch]

Now that you bring him up, should he stay on the Map or not?

[split spindle]

still, my awwr is safe

[glass gust]

Probably not, I have no idea what's going on so if I were still making it I'd rather play it safe

[cold birch]

Is the Cubic Kingdom is minecraft?

[glass gust]

Yep

[main lichen]

PiCubic Kingdom

[cold birch]

Taylor, do you have any ideas for a name for the personal dumping thread nation?

[glass gust]

All the dumping threads will be one nation?

[cold birch]

I was thinking maybe a second landfill

Oh, I misread, depends on if there are some important dumping threads

[glass gust]

Maybe

I'm only self-deprecating though, so if I were putting it all together I might've done something along the lines of some sort of storage complex

[main lichen]

does helloforts infinite craft journey have a spot on the map already

I believe reactionwise its one of the most hated bounties

[glass gust]

Where is "I make an element" or whatever by that banana guy

#1238197048860475392 message

Yeah

[main lichen]

omg

These new gen’s

[glass gust]

That actually somehow reminded me that I haven't been back to Garfield Urinal yet

[cold birch]

A storage complex isn't a bad idea. Maybe Private Storage Complex with labels like Glowytimee's Unit

[glass gust]

Yeah, could work

I like the idea of it being a shipping hub too

[grim tulip]

Am I featured anywhere on the map? 🙂

[cold birch]

Yeah here

[glass gust]

Wrong one

[cold birch]

No

[glass gust]

Ok

[main lichen]

So am i the line is that the land i own or is it pointing to me .. or is the (???) me

[cold birch]

I have no idea, ask Taylor

Or whoever added that

[chrome condor]

I still get confused sometimes about who is real Niko and who is counterfeit Niko

[main lichen]

@whoeveraddedthat Break your silence, wretched one

[main lichen]

how is it confusing?

[chrome condor]

Shut up counterfeit

[glass gust]

It's a label to point out the moving threat zone that is Niko

[main lichen]

like you arent an offbrand judoka..

[glass gust]

I planned to move it every update to sillier and sillier locations but after putting him next to Croco I couldn't think of anything funnier

[oblique yew]

honestly reads more like a rubiks cube thread

[cold birch]

You changed your name, now you aren't on the Map I'm afraid

[chrome condor]

Still not seeing the difference between "e" and "o" ? Don't worry I know a good kindergarten teacher just for you 😁 (I'm kidding btw 😘 )

[main lichen]

Afraid of what?

Don't be scared.

[cold birch]

Afraid of the Niko threat zone coming near me

[glass gust]

Actually I think at one point I had planned putting him in the NSFW valley, Nealsland, the middle of the ocean, and on the zombie side of the RALDDE war

Oh, and in Congress

[cold birch]

Is https://discord.com/channels/1203527044957208596/1269983949086654484 somewhere?

[glass gust]

I don't think so

I remember putting in my notes all "starter element variations" were gonna become alternate universe collisions

So I N F I N I T E C R A F T and others like it

[cold birch]

Yeah, seams alright, where would you put it

[glass gust]

No clue

If there were more space I'd do it near AWWM but that side's clogged as it is

But since they're kinda offshoots of A-Z...

[cold birch]

That's the problem with the Map growing like this, the best place is already taken

[glass gust]

Where's the newest edition again?

[cold birch]

I can send my latest version

[glass gust]

Sure

No need for full export

[cold birch]

Oh ok, png then

Newest Map

[glass gust]

Yeah there really isn't much real estate is there

Maybe something just north of the FD mountains? Since anyone playing with these is basically guaranteed like infinite FDs?

[cold birch]

2-letter Optimination is still pretty new, we could move it

[glass gust]

The position is pretty good actually, attached to the Optimisation bloc

[chrome condor]

My boy Brent is never getting on the Map is he ? 😔

[glass gust]

Belgium

[chrome condor]

I just got a fantastic idea to mess with him

[cold birch]

Yea that's true, it's a nice place, I guess to the mountains it goes

[glass gust]

Taxonomy being revived makes it worth expanding I think, to close the gap in the current Animal Kingdom

The mainland could do with the "Wild West" too

[chrome condor]

@cold birch Would you agree to put Brent in Prehistorica (temporarily of course) to mess with him a bit ?

[cold birch]

Of course, he will love it there

[chrome condor]

Perfect thanks 🙏

[random sparrow]

Who the hell would ping mods? Who the hell would do that?!

[chrome condor]

Oh hi Brent

Nothing to see here don't worry

[random sparrow]

Edited

[glass gust]

Upraveno

[random sparrow]

It was a group meeting

Scheduled

[glass gust]

Haha the monopoly is over you washcloth

[random sparrow]

They didnt know they had a calendar

Schedule-x

[main lichen]

🖕

i had an 11-message monopoly over it..

[glass gust]

I still have a 4-message one

I'm holding onto it for now

[cold birch]

Does that mean the Map is south-side-up or was the name just given by eastern mainlanders?

[glass gust]

Uh...

Let's go with option 2

[cold birch]

Aw option 1 would be interesting

[glass gust]

Oh sure

Could bring back the compass rose idea then too

[cold birch]

I forgot that idea was a thing, why not

[agile token]

the act of shipping people together will have a city?

[random sparrow]

are you going to the hub?

[agile token]

?

[crisp glade]

Do we think with where it's located, there's enough room to make the longest elements bounty longer?

[random sparrow]

max is 319 me thinks

so 319 centimeter

[solid spoke]

This is so good
I lowkey wished 3 and 4 letter words were a lil closer to AWWM
The original 2 word thread and AWWM were founded by me. Although the stories of both threads are different, I feel like the geography should somewhat match this origin

[glass gust]

Oh

[solid spoke]

It’s a very minor detail that only I would notice. If it can’t happen it’s totally fine

[glass gust]

My original reasoning is that I wanted to leave space to grow for 4LW, since 3LW ended, but 4LW sorta stagnated so it didn't get too be too big on the map

[solid spoke]

That makes sense

vTricity ❤️

[glass gust]

I mentally split up the entire thing into five "sections" more or less - assorted fandoms in the top right, the "superbig" lists like the 3LW and cities in the bottom right and bottom, language projects to the bottom left, tech and AWWM to the top left and Devs right at the top

Don't run the map anymore though so I'll see how things go from here

[solid spoke]

Yeah

[keen raptor]

Oh my gourd

[dawn ivy]

ooh hi vtri!

[solid spoke]

hello

[sly magnet]

boodgye

[viscid iron]

dyoobge

[steep lake]

gdyoobe

[waxen shoal]

bogdoye

[steel steeple]

dogobye

[dawn ivy]

gOoDBye AiMeE

[edgy delta]

yedogob

[tawdry harbor]

godobey

[junior kettle]

⛓️‍💥 😂

[steep lake]

gooD bye aIMee

[glass thorn]

DIM

[junior kettle]

BRIGHT

[viscid iron]

🍌

[junior kettle]

banena

[edgy delta]

🍌

[junior kettle]

whyis everyone benane

[cold birch]

Map update

[glass gust]

Nice

By the way, the Lab can be restored

I've put my differences with it aside

There's a blue shape over it currently, should be a delete away (if the Observatory is still there it's been moved to my house already so it can go)

[glass thorn]

differences?

[glass gust]

To put it simple I came to hate the Lab

So I got rid of it

[cold birch]

Sure

[glass gust]

But eh, I don't have much of a problem with it anymore

[glass thorn]

what made you hate the lab?

[glass gust]

A mix of things

[glass thorn]

is that also why you made the lab disappear from the sidebar after one hour?

[cold birch]

May I say, the names of the layers are disgusting

[glass gust]

I didn't expect anyone else to see them

I'm much neater with my regular maps

[glass thorn]

youve made other maps before?

[glass gust]

This was a shitpost turned serious but I didn't realise until it was too late

Yeah

https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/16r21fa/the_dragon_also_rises_what_if_modern_china/

Most are on my Reddit account, this was the first I made