L'Osteria di Discarica

[hushed spruce]

What

[paper rampart]

Does discord originate from america?

[fair hinge]

Perchance

[fiery prairie]

lets kill b now so that no one can make any technicalities about their name

[crystal flame]

Kill B?

[sick terrace]

can we do q

[crystal flame]

Kill Bill?

[paper rampart]

Kill Bill

[fair hinge]

We cant know for sure where the first argument 'twixt humans happened at

so well never know where discord started

[fiery prairie]

how did you both think of the same thing

[crystal flame]

Probably not America TBH

[hushed spruce]

Can't believe I still haven't watched Kill Bill

[paper rampart]

I sent it first but it loaded for too long, so Laurasia’s prolly first on her screen

Sadge

[fair hinge]

dont do it, they dont kill bill

[fiery prairie]

oh i thought yall were talking about gravity falls

[crystal flame]

What

[rapid void]

poor billy

[fiery prairie]

bill cipher

[paper rampart]

What what

[crystal flame]

What what what

[hushed spruce]

Spoilers dude

[paper rampart]

What (x4 multiplier)

[fiery prairie]

what what what what what

[crystal flame]

My guy bought gems for his what

[paper rampart]

What 3!

[rapid void]

he watched an ad for a free multiplier

[crystal flame]

Oh yeah

[fiery prairie]

what simulator

[paper rampart]

Whatty what what

What. WHAT!

[crystal flame]

Oh he got the DLC

[fair hinge]

gems_what 🦇🍑🐛

[fiery prairie]

nearly forgot about king taco, who dies in the eradication of A's

[hushed spruce]

I read that as erection smh

[crystal flame]

What

[fair hinge]

that works too

[hushed spruce]

My brain just won't cooperate with my eyes

[paper rampart]

What???!!

[fiery prairie]

what x6 multiplier

[rapid void]

wasnt it letter E

[crystal flame]

Kiyan wanted more genocide

[fiery prairie]

we did A too

[fair hinge]

im eating a million pa'angas

[fiery prairie]

What (Fishing!)

[paper rampart]

kingtaco4
kingtacofour
kingtacofore
E detected

[hushed spruce]

I'm glad we all survived the genocide talk while obby got muted

[crystal flame]

Could you eat one Pangaea instead so I don't have to deal with pangaeaists anymore

[rapid void]

now do people with a space

[fair hinge]

Pangaea isnt a currency

[crystal flame]

Yeah I know

[fair hinge]

i only eat currencies

[crystal flame]

Oh

Oo

Ok

[fiery prairie]

obby gets killed by the A eradication/erection

[paper rampart]

Wait what? When? This I gotta see!

[crystal flame]

The mute or the genocide?

[rapid void]

.

[paper rampart]

Both 😊

[fiery prairie]

genocide

[crystal flame]

Brent you died in round one

[paper rampart]

Shush

[rapid void]

im better than brent

[fiery prairie]

obby comes back at 32 past

[crystal flame]

Me too

[hushed spruce]

This is when I go

[fiery prairie]

im better than you all

i beat niko btw

[crystal flame]

Do you think he's watching

[fiery prairie]

hes online

[rapid void]

cant he react

[fiery prairie]

so probably

can he?

[crystal flame]

No

[hushed spruce]

No

[fair hinge]

in what

[crystal flame]

You can check yourself

[fiery prairie]

well

[fair hinge]

what well??

[fiery prairie]

your current name includes A

[fair hinge]

We're going by common name

[fiery prairie]

well yes

but still

[crystal flame]

Wait which bounties die

[fair hinge]

my common name is Niko

[paper rampart]

There we go

[fiery prairie]

i feel like going by current name should be the tiebreaker

[fair hinge]

no

[fiery prairie]

in that case i win

[crystal flame]

Next letter is "v"

This was a completely random decision

[fair hinge]

rest in piece vtri

[fiery prairie]

skibidi lord ties with me

[paper rampart]

Very random

[fiery prairie]

oh yeah

[paper rampart]

V for vendetta

[fiery prairie]

nearly forgot about vtri

[fair hinge]

"v" for vendetta

[paper rampart]

I ate your soul

[crystal flame]

"v" for "v"endetta

[rapid void]

let me change my name to 𓁣

[paper rampart]

But puked it back out

So you live to see another day

[fair hinge]

i must always mention stuff that i have

[paper rampart]

We*

[crystal flame]

I'm surprised it's alive

[fair hinge]

It is, but it's fascist

[paper rampart]

Is the applejack partial quote even alive

[fiery prairie]

also if the tiebreaker is we each get one more life then i also win

[crystal flame]

"Day" Off?

[fair hinge]

no the tiebreaker is get a letter generator

[fiery prairie]

then skibidi lord also dies

[fair hinge]

until one of us has a letter it picks

[crystal flame]

Okay let's restart

With a random letter generator

[fiery prairie]

ok

dont rig it please

[hushed spruce]

Rig it please

I want to live

[crystal flame]

Hah

Z

[fiery prairie]

yeah rig it against kiyan

[fair hinge]

@lucid yew sorry

[crystal flame]

Anyone else?

[fiery prairie]

rip fuezt

[crystal flame]

Oh yeah

[fair hinge]

zettaminx

[fiery prairie]

OH YEAH

[crystal flame]

Yoruzo

[fair hinge]

MrSivvy-Gondwanaland

[crystal flame]

Alright next letter

[fiery prairie]

the matchup we never asked for but we need

btw do we include gondwanaland in laurasia's name?

[crystal flame]

Oh good

F

[fair hinge]

it doesnt take this long spit it out

fuezt double killed

[fiery prairie]

rip obby again

[fair hinge]

Let me guess next is u

[crystal flame]

Oh moving on already

Okay

D

Fuck

[hushed spruce]

So long

[fiery prairie]

considering that reaction i guess we're including the gondwanaland

[crystal flame]

Of course

[fair hinge]

ok whats next

[fiery prairie]

jenpai isnt dead yet

[crystal flame]

L

[fair hinge]

L

[crystal flame]

I am twice dead

[fiery prairie]

then again jenpai hasnt said anything in a long time

he might be dead

[unreal dust]

last time she talked was yesterdya

[hushed spruce]

Z F D L

[fiery prairie]

oh was it

[fair hinge]

https://jklm.fun/ZFDL real

click my ip grabber

[paper rampart]

Are you mail/email or gmail

[fiery prairie]

oh yeqah

[crystal flame]

Goodbye Sivvy

S

[fair hinge]

fuck yeah

[fiery prairie]

NOOOOOO

[crystal flame]

I am triple dead now

[fiery prairie]

why

[fair hinge]

Niko 1 - 0 MrSivvy

[crystal flame]

Nata is also finally gone

[unreal dust]

rebranding to natacube

[crystal flame]

Holy hell he's becoming real

[hushed spruce]

Only elite remaining

[fair hinge]

@elite who are you?

[crystal flame]

X

[hushed spruce]

get bent

[crystal flame]

Nobody

[fair hinge]

xanax found dead

[paper rampart]

Insert gamecube intro gif since I cant look it up

[crystal flame]

Zettaminx was already dead

[hushed spruce]

Z F D L S X

[paper rampart]

Get Brent

[fiery prairie]

m6xw

[fair hinge]

oh right

french weltanschauung guy

[crystal flame]

D again

Why have no bowels come up yet

[sick terrace]

bowels

[unreal dust]

for some reasons i thought someone named xaero existed

[fair hinge]

I ate them all

[crystal flame]

Oh shit

[fair hinge]

xaerogelo

[crystal flame]

A

[hushed spruce]

How could you

[fair hinge]

sucks to suck

[fiery prairie]

quadruple killed laurasia i think

[rapid void]

united nations killing people, seems interesting

[crystal flame]

Octuple if you count all the A's

[fair hinge]

we love murder

[crystal flame]

Oh wait

Nonuple

[unreal dust]

no way nonagon reference

[fair hinge]

uple vs nonuple

[crystal flame]

Y

[fiery prairie]

AUGH

[hushed spruce]

Stop focus pls

[crystal flame]

Again

[fiery prairie]

I GOT DOUBLE KILLED

[fair hinge]

sivvy dead again

[fiery prairie]

meant to reply to this

[crystal flame]

Niko still not dead

[paper rampart]

I just permanently disabled the letters
A U R S I G O N D W
Worldwide after this message on.

[fiery prairie]

holy crap

[crystal flame]

F again

Okay this thing is broken

[fiery prairie]

2 more minutes

[fair hinge]

my name is rng'd

[fiery prairie]

then obby gets unmuted

[paper rampart]

Hackers 🤬

[hushed spruce]

The only letters I don't share with Niko are A and Y this game is RIGGED

[crystal flame]

I literally just got A Z S

M

[unreal dust]

i read that as ads

[fair hinge]

matasquare is typing

[fiery prairie]

@shell sinew are you excited

[paper rampart]

Mothersquare

[crystal flame]

Miko Moneshot

[fiery prairie]

answer in one minute

[rapid void]

m6

[crystal flame]

P

[paper rampart]

in one minute

[fair hinge]

pronounced mawnshot or moanshot??

[rapid void]

prent

[crystal flame]

I prefer the latter

[fair hinge]

mwonshot

Yeah of course you do 😒

[crystal flame]

But logic dictates the former

[fiery prairie]

alr

any moment niw

obby is unmuted

[crystal flame]

V!

This thing is rigged

[fiery prairie]

bruh

[paper rampart]

@shell sinew speak or forever hold your silence

[fair hinge]

this is why i said you cant kill me

[fiery prairie]

is it trying to attack me

[crystal flame]

Oh my god finally

I

[fiery prairie]

i also died from M

YES

[paper rampart]

But we can permanently imprison you

[fair hinge]

ahhh free food and housing ahhhh !!!

[fiery prairie]

OBBY

HES TYPING

[crystal flame]

American prison

[shell sinew]

huh i had the letter o typed into the typing bar after i got unmuted, why did it not get removed by the mute 💀

[fiery prairie]

WELCOME BACK BUDDY

[fair hinge]

your mother

[crystal flame]

Is now a country

[paper rampart]

What food? Its a cage without windows (with obby rattling next to you. And you cant stop him)

[fiery prairie]

have you been watching us

[paper rampart]

Obv not

[crystal flame]

And let's just say, I'm immigrating

[fair hinge]

anyway final count was Z F D L S X D A Y F A Z S M P V I (game over here)

[shell sinew]

i was watching the minecraft all advancements TAS rn

[fiery prairie]

bro

ive seen that too

havent finished it though

[paper rampart]

Not to Belgium please. We have enough crazy people

[fair hinge]

yeah cause you're there

[paper rampart]

Finish an AA run

Today

[crystal flame]

Alcoholics Anonymous?

[fiery prairie]

what does AA even stand for in the run name

[fair hinge]

no, double A batteries

[hushed spruce]

No one immigrates to Belgium you liar

[crystal flame]

Ah I see

[shell sinew]

all advancements

[fair hinge]

anti-aliasing

[paper rampart]

I never said people did?

[crystal flame]

I suspect they do just unintentionally

[fiery prairie]

also what does the double a and triple a even stand for

[shell sinew]

in minecraft

[fiery prairie]

ooohhhh

[hushed spruce]

Maybe but I can't read

This is your fault anyway

[fair hinge]

more A's means more size & voltage, the A's dont stand for anything

[fiery prairie]

sad

[paper rampart]

Welcome to the club.
Here is a list of the rules. 😉

[fair hinge]

But trust me its Anti-Aliasing Batteries

[paper rampart]

If you break any, you die

[shell sinew]

what if fish could fish

[fair hinge]

whats the first rule?

[fiery prairie]

so are we continuing the letter murdering thing?

[crystal flame]

Nah everyone important died

[fiery prairie]

are there any survivors?

[shell sinew]

can i join ur club

[fiery prairie]

oh i see

restart?

[fair hinge]

me, i resurrected

[crystal flame]

Holy hell Jesus

[rapid void]

arent they technically fishing when hunting other fish

[paper rampart]

You read the message so no

[fair hinge]

Only cost 10 robux too!

[paper rampart]

You failed.

[shell sinew]

i forgot what the message was about

[paper rampart]

ROBUX? WHERE?

[shell sinew]

what did i read i dont remember

[hushed spruce]

Doesn't count he died not long after

[fair hinge]

well i never said i am jesus so thats unimportant

[crystal flame]

Well maybe that was unrelated

[paper rampart]

What if Jesus was actually still alive and he is The Individual

[fair hinge]

I will live to 184

[crystal flame]

The year?

Niko time traveler confirmed

[fair hinge]

jesus watches the AWWM sheet to steal fds

[hushed spruce]

There is no Individual Brent, this is just a tale to scare little children

[crystal flame]

Exactly

[fair hinge]

yeah that's what they said about the bogeyman too

[shell sinew]

as i was saying, what if free will doesnt exist and it wasnt a choice for me to start watching the minecraft all advancements TAS but i was supposed to do that from the beginnng

[paper rampart]

Its enough to make a grown man cry

[fair hinge]

But then he killed my brother

[crystal flame]

Management made up the Individual to convince us that we needed to work harder

[hushed spruce]

nope that was me

sorry

[paper rampart]

Who is your brother? Niko lore?

[fiery prairie]

what did you even say which got you muted by sapphirr

[fair hinge]

Are you always that ugly, then?

you sure looked like a bogeyman ..

[paper rampart]

He should say it again

[shell sinew]

was your brother wearing purple glasses on 1256 BC, july 95th, 61:97?

[hushed spruce]

You just can't recognize sexy when you see it

[crystal flame]

What

[shell sinew]

something similar to what the black guy in the GIF with lightning is saying, but about myself

[fair hinge]

Nice selfie, brent!

you should get a better camera

[crystal flame]

Sir this is the floor of the United Nations General Assembly why did you say that

[shell sinew]

you are a fishie

fishies are ugly

[fiery prairie]

oh i see

[hushed spruce]

A sexy fish

[fair hinge]

*lemon

[shell sinew]

those dont exist

[paper rampart]

Bald head*

[hushed spruce]

I will have your head

[shell sinew]

and you're not a fish, you're a fishie

[paper rampart]

Feesh

[shell sinew]

you will have head?

[fair hinge]

can we remove obby from the UN board? very unprofessional.

[crystal flame]

This is a slightly concerning statement from a veterinary student

[hushed spruce]

Yes here we give head but we don't talk about it

Just like the regular UN

[paper rampart]

What

[crystal flame]

Kiyan I think that's just a you thing

[hushed spruce]

i don't do fish

[paper rampart]

Cap

[hushed spruce]

That came out wrong

[shell sinew]

i believe i have brought a lot to the table together with laurasia with our discussions. what have you brought to the table?

[fair hinge]

for now

[rapid void]

that is cap

[crystal flame]

What

[paper rampart]

The last 3 messages from kiyan are all super sus

[crystal flame]

4 technically

[paper rampart]

4

[shell sinew]

does it hurt a lot

[fair hinge]

a million dollars youve put us in debt

[hushed spruce]

I'm not the one Fishing for fuck's sake

[fair hinge]

Im sending an agent to kill you

[shell sinew]

how exactly have i done that Mister Kao?

[crystal flame]

It certainly sounds like you're fishing for fucks

[paper rampart]

Who is fishing for "fuck’s japanese sake"?

[shell sinew]

guys if a fish is fished by non fish fisheed fishing, is it fished fish

[fair hinge]

of course

[rapid void]

he sure do loves fish

[crystal flame]

Would you rather infinite fish but no fish, or no fish but no fish,m

[hushed spruce]

Here that from a vet student but horsegirls are suuuuper sus around horses and I'm not even joking

[paper rampart]

How much pot could a teapot pot if a teapot could pot pot

[shell sinew]

OBJECTION!

[crystal flame]

Ok fair

[rapid void]

rejected

[paper rampart]

What about horseboys

[shell sinew]

the same amount that a liter it hold can in the inside of water

[crystal flame]

But as I have stated it has been years since I've come into contact with a horse

[fair hinge]

shot dead

[hushed spruce]

There is like 1 for 1000 girls

[shell sinew]

dammit i cant ask you out on a date anymore, you rejected before i even asked

[crystal flame]

Endangered species

[paper rampart]

Horseboys have plenty of options then

1000 options

[fair hinge]

i love extinction

kill everyone

[paper rampart]

Extinction Rebellion?

[crystal flame]

Brent are you planning to convert

[rapid void]

to unicode?

[paper rampart]

Depends to what

[crystal flame]

Yes

[fair hinge]

catholicization??

[shell sinew]

wtf so u get lots of women if ur a horseboy

damn

[crystal flame]

Convert to horseboy
Convert to Unicode
Convert to Catholicism

[paper rampart]

horseboy is slang for centaur

[crystal flame]

Wrong

[fair hinge]

horseboy is slang for cowboy

[shell sinew]

what

[hushed spruce]

They're not really into girls if you get what I'm saying

[shell sinew]

what

[paper rampart]

Kiyan accidentally proved they exist

[shell sinew]

what?

then what are they into

[crystal flame]

Wait are we talking about horseboys or horseboys

[paper rampart]

Are they literally and figuratively into horses?

[rapid void]

sauce

[fair hinge]

just like how horse is slang for cow

[paper rampart]

You did not just ask that

[shell sinew]

ive never heard that

[hushed spruce]

You already know the answer to that question

[crystal flame]

Oh god

[fair hinge]

yknow i dont think this is what the UN discusses in their assemblies

[crystal flame]

You'd be surprised

[rapid void]

no they eat pizza and drink coke all day

wait thats the pentagon

[fair hinge]

Dont say that like youd know what they discuss

[shell sinew]

huh are u asking if he means boys who are interested in horses, or boys whos length is like a horses

[hushed spruce]

I bet both my hands that someone from the UN already fucked a horse

[crystal flame]

What

[fair hinge]

give me your hands

[shell sinew]

then what else could u be asking?

[fair hinge]

i already contacted every UN member, none have

[hushed spruce]

Some pet owners are weird

[paper rampart]

Hands down (literally) most sus kiyan moment

[crystal flame]

I like that briefly nobody was typing

[shell sinew]

but u got the opportunity to do that only a few mins ago

[paper rampart]

Utter shock

[fair hinge]

?

[hushed spruce]

There are things we hear that I legit can't tell you

[shell sinew]

why

[fair hinge]

Obby what the fuck are you on about

[crystal flame]

It's the Discord equivalent of dead shock

[paper rampart]

When I saw kiyan in #1207220260177190942 for the first time. I did not think he would be talking about someone from the UN fucking a horse

[shell sinew]

bro kiyan said that 1 minute before ur message

u cant contact people in 1 minute

[crystal flame]

This reads like a true crime documentary interview

[hushed spruce]

I have severe PTSD from my school

[shell sinew]

and also get a response

[rapid void]

send mail all

[crystal flame]

They are extremely online

[fair hinge]

what school do you go to, Horsefucker High???

[rapid void]

no all mails got rejected

[paper rampart]

Can you guys use your school emails to mail everyone in the school at once?

[shell sinew]

and u expect every single one to reply in less than 1 minute after u send it

[crystal flame]

Ah I love that show

[rapid void]

autobot

[crystal flame]

Wait no

Shit

[hushed spruce]

?

[fair hinge]

i know

[crystal flame]

Roll out

[paper rampart]

autobots*

[crystal flame]

Sorry I saw a showlike name and I have one automatic response

[paper rampart]

So you lie when someone says a showlike name?

[shell sinew]

does being extremely online increase your chance of being interested in a potential career of strawberry seller

[crystal flame]

Yeah it's Pavlovian

[fair hinge]

a showlike name

[crystal flame]

No not like that you eejit

[paper rampart]

rings bell

[shell sinew]

like how can we know if that is or isnt the case

[fair hinge]

oh stealing my vocab now?

[crystal flame]

Yewh

It's fun

[fair hinge]

I pity you for what you'll become

[shell sinew]

niko what if i add 2 dots at the endof my message like this ..

[paper rampart]

I AM HERE WITH HOLY WATER TO CLEANSE EVERYONE. IF THERE IS ANY DEMON HERE, SKIBIDI TOILET.

[shell sinew]

is that copyrighted by you ..

[fair hinge]

omg rizz

[crystal flame]

Can we stone Brent

Nevermind

[fiery prairie]

i mean skibidi lord exists

[shell sinew]

bro thinks hes speaking unicode names

[paper rampart]

I am alr stoned

[fair hinge]

+100 aura 🗿🍷

[paper rampart]

What.

[fiery prairie]

i @ed him then he started following this chat

[shell sinew]

hey my pipes are clogged below, i need some help fixing them up, mind lending a hand?

[fiery prairie]

@lusty harbor (sorry for ping)

talk skibidi lord

[paper rampart]

Tickle Ping

[crystal flame]

Why are you

You just @ed some random person

[fiery prairie]

i mean

[fair hinge]

@versed maple

[shell sinew]

@hushed spruce what

imagine doing that

[hushed spruce]

?

[shell sinew]

imagine randomly pinging someone, i wouldnt do that

[fiery prairie]

i first just said hello @skibidi lord

because of his funny name

[shell sinew]

i would never pointlessly ping anyone, isnt that right kiyan

[fiery prairie]

and his leaf says that we need to say hi

so i welcomed him

[fair hinge]

so youre going to listen to a pointless leaf

[fiery prairie]

if bfdi has taught me anything

yes

[fair hinge]

You follow directions too easily, clearly

[shell sinew]

its not ANY leaf, its PINKleaf!

[crystal flame]

Is there a pointful leaf or is the pointlessness intrinsic

[paper rampart]

I missed this arc apparently

[fair hinge]

yes

[rapid void]

who here is an artist

[crystal flame]

To which question

[fair hinge]

im picasso

[crystal flame]

Depends what you mean by artist

[fair hinge]

pikaosso

[shell sinew]

Youre pointless! thirty nine missing, zero found.

[paper rampart]

The impossible leaf from clara oswald in doctor who that is eaten by the parasite planet thingy and then dies because its too much

[crystal flame]

???

[fair hinge]

Dont worry about brent hes schizophrenic

[paper rampart]

Akhaten or something like that

[shell sinew]

guys leaf is feel backwards in pronounciation

[rapid void]

no artists ok

[shell sinew]

feel is feed feed is deef deef is deaf deaf is dead dead is NOT 0001

[fair hinge]

fael

[crystal flame]

.

[fair hinge]

more like fail

[rapid void]

drawing

[shell sinew]

it ALL links back to the individual eejit ..

[paper rampart]

https://youtu.be/UatHUivhFFE?si=TV86sYLe6N3W4hqR

[crystal flame]

Oh

No then

Only the map stuff and music

[fair hinge]

do stick figures count?

[shell sinew]

guys how do we imitate active people here

like in speech patterns

[fair hinge]

ye cant, matey

[shell sinew]

i think we can imitate emma by writing songs

[rapid void]

i can draw 5 lines and a circle too

[shell sinew]

and niko by avoiding string.appends eejit ..

[fair hinge]

'tis always changing ... you'll ne'er catch 'em

[paper rampart]

guys how do we imitate active people here

like in speech patterns

[shell sinew]

also how would u imitate me tho

[crystal flame]

i think we can imitate emma by writing songs

[fair hinge]

idk why you guys are even leeching on eejit so much

[paper rampart]

also how would u imitate me tho

[shell sinew]

yeah exactly

[crystal flame]

Nah

[paper rampart]

yeah exactly

[fiery prairie]

how would you imitate me?

[shell sinew]

u are the only person here who would write songs and stuff like that

[hushed spruce]

You write songs?

[fair hinge]

perchance

[crystal flame]

Sorta

[shell sinew]

i have no idea

[fair hinge]

sort what?

[crystal flame]

It's been a while but I play the guitar and songwrite

[shell sinew]

Sort A

[fair hinge]

A + B = C?

[crystal flame]

Wrong

[shell sinew]

u have randomly written random stuff in this server

can u do more of that

[fair hinge]

the only instrument ive played is the flute, byzaanchy, and ukulele lol

[hushed spruce]

I played the guitar when I was a kid but wasn't instantly talented so I quit

[shell sinew]

i will like all ur videos if u post videos of u singing

[crystal flame]

Nice

[fair hinge]

Although i know nobody here has heard of a byzaanchy

[crystal flame]

Wait flute?

[shell sinew]

wtf is a byzaanchy

[fair hinge]

exactly

[shell sinew]

bro i think the one u should be confused about is the byzaanchy, not the flute

eejit ..

[fair hinge]

yeah i played it when i was young

[crystal flame]

Cool

I wanted to do flute but the tutor never showed

And then we bought a guitar

[shell sinew]

Mrs. Kao can u explai what a byzaanchy is

[fair hinge]

I still dont get the sudden eejit leeching, thats not even too common from me lol

[crystal flame]

I think it's because I stole it once

[shell sinew]

even if its not common from you its literally ONLY said by you

[rapid void]

whats more safe: the surface of the sun or Birmingham

[crystal flame]

New idea

[fair hinge]

point? laurasia is also the only one to say irrigation

[shell sinew]

let her cook

[fair hinge]

does that mean laurasia's favourite word is irrigation

[shell sinew]

it might be

eejit

[crystal flame]

Obby, I'm gonna give you a random person and you get one message to imitate then

[fair hinge]

Its not

[shell sinew]

okay

[crystal flame]

Natasquare

[fair hinge]

nerdy shit about code here

[shell sinew]

hacker

bro he made mbs and cheats in elements and stuff

so good enough

[fair hinge]

i just realised ive been sitting here without music for like 30 minutes

[crystal flame]

That's not imitation

You just said a word

[shell sinew]

yeah

bro i dont know how to imitate him

[crystal flame]

I would've accepted Dammit I lost again or something

[shell sinew]

oh yeah

but i didnt remember that

[crystal flame]

Actually it'd be dammit i lost again

Anyway

Sapporo

[shell sinew]

fuck i failed at f13

[crystal flame]

Okay not bad

[unreal dust]

dammit i lost again

[shell sinew]

i remember him saying stuff about jtoh, here is some messages he said today

[crystal flame]

Fucking knew it

I love setting him up to fail

One of my favourite pastimes

[fair hinge]

hi guys

[shell sinew]

no you need to say hacker so that my imitation of you is correct

who is fucking knew it

[unreal dust]

good night!

[fair hinge]

?? please keep my name out of your mouth

[shell sinew]

who is fucking knew it

no clue who it is

[fair hinge]

not you thats for sure

[shell sinew]

laurasia ur turn now

[crystal flame]

To what

[shell sinew]

you need to do alfo_fish

[fair hinge]

to left

[shell sinew]

imitate him

[shell sinew]

😊

[unreal dust]

average "c++std::"

[fair hinge]

and also not not you thats for sure

[swift dome]

I do that sometimes

[shell sinew]

did someone summon me?

[unreal dust]

no i summoned alfo

[crystal flame]

Wow an std

[fair hinge]

should i include knew it in my list of servernames i have

[crystal flame]

Only if you want to

[fair hinge]

its usually for day-to-day rather than minutely

[shell sinew]

I counted and i have 16 stds

[rapid void]

nice

[unreal dust]

that's not healthy

[crystal flame]

Au contraire

[fair hinge]

this is also known as jealousy

[crystal flame]

You should collect them like Pokémon cards

[hushed spruce]

French and Pokémon mentionned Kiyan summoned

[fair hinge]

of course the frenchie got summoned

[crystal flame]

Oh yeah that's how you imitate me

Pretentious French

[shell sinew]

that requires me to flirt with people tho

[crystal flame]

Not necessarily

[fair hinge]

Yeah dont even try then

[shell sinew]

i know an illegal way to do it without flirting

[crystal flame]

What no what

[shell sinew]

but what about legal ways?

[fair hinge]

rule 727: legal only

[unreal dust]

when y

[crystal flame]

No I meant

Wait is prostitution a crime in Lithuania?

[fair hinge]

no

[shell sinew]

idk why would i know that

[hushed spruce]

What the fuck guys

[fair hinge]

what the fall guys

[crystal flame]

What the autumn guys

[shell sinew]

what the ruduo guys

[crystal flame]

Okay I think the conversation is finally running out of steam

[shell sinew]

guys how do i craft steam

[fair hinge]

on an unrelated note

[rapid void]

lets play skribble

[shell sinew]

i am a new player

[crystal flame]

Let it be known that I finally killed it by doing this

[fair hinge]

something ive always wondered is wtf is the name of that Loicauns Erk Bdfp Qmgt Xyz Vhw guy

Ive never seen anyone refer to them with a name

[shell sinew]

i think its like, uhh that thing yeah

[crystal flame]

Uh

3 words: Check browser first was his other name

[shell sinew]

i think someone tried to optimise getting a word with all different first letters

[fair hinge]

well i dont think anyone called them check browser first either..

[shell sinew]

and im pretty sure thatswht his name is rn

[fair hinge]

i mean what his literal name is man not why is that his servername

My name is niko. my server name is knew it (currently). i am asking their name.

[shell sinew]

but without that is there a way to get stds without flirting

[fair hinge]

sharing infected food

[crystal flame]

Blood transfusion

[fair hinge]

transfueztion

trans fuezt

[shell sinew]

wtf

☠️

[rapid void]

ignored

[crystal flame]

🏳️‍⚧️

[shell sinew]

fuezt

[fair hinge]

fueztte? what we think of the name

[shell sinew]

hmm and what about without that asell?

[fair hinge]

its taking from -ette

[shell sinew]

fuette

fuzette

[fair hinge]

wheres the z

[shell sinew]

fuezette

zette

zettaminx

[fair hinge]

zetteminx

[shell sinew]

wtf zettaminx is also trans

[crystal flame]

Fuezettaminx

Fuezetta

[fair hinge]

holy italian

[crystal flame]

Me when I go to the pastaria and order some fuezetta

[shell sinew]

wtf papas pizzeria reference

[hushed spruce]

Still waiting for my revival

(don't)

[shell sinew]

but (don't) already has correct capitalisation

u revived it urself congrats

guys what if its deterministic for me to say that, and for kiyan to say that

[crystal flame]

Then nothing changes

[shell sinew]

yeah but theres also no point in living if that is the case

[crystal flame]

Was there one before?

[shell sinew]

theres not inherently one

but u can still create ur own point to live

but now its like, even more no point in living

[crystal flame]

And what's stopping you from doing that, even if you believe your actions are not your own?

[shell sinew]

?? am i even living if everything i do is deterministic

im more of a robot

thats just controlled

[crystal flame]

You don't know any other definition of living, do you?

Either everyone's got no point or everyone has a point

And yet everyone else keeps on ticking

[shell sinew]

yeah and idk why that is happening

[crystal flame]

Maybe people aren't thinking about it as much as you are

Or maybe they have, and they've decided to go on anyway

Because fundamentally? Nothing's changed

[shell sinew]

idk maybe some people enjoy life enough that theyre just gonna keep deciding to be living

[crystal flame]

Do you need help, Obby

[rapid void]

Alcohol exists

[shell sinew]

u cant even give me any help ur not a psychologist/therapist/idk

[crystal flame]

Taco, shut up a little

[unreal dust]

why is obby having an existential crisis

[crystal flame]

Perhaps not

But I am a person

[shell sinew]

so what, u cant do anything for me

[crystal flame]

I can try

[hushed spruce]

You guys remind me of the litterature folk from my high school

[shell sinew]

i dont even care about any literature lmao

[shell sinew]

but u cant change anything about me irl

[crystal flame]

Perhaps not

But I was in much a place as you seem to be, once

Maybe I don't want to change anything, not yet

But if this is actually getting to you, maybe I can show you the other side of the coin, at least

[shell sinew]

what does that last sentence mean

[crystal flame]

That even if life is "pointless", it's the only one you've known, no?

All the memories you've made, emotions you felt, are they any less real?

[shell sinew]

they are real but i dont want to feel a lot of the emotions i feel, and not all of the memories ive made are good to look back to

and i dont even have any control over my emotions

[crystal flame]

Okay that went in a slightly different direction than I was expecting

Do you want control?

[shell sinew]

yeah obviously

at least some

[crystal flame]

There's ways to learn, I suppose

Many courses on emotional control

Though I sense that's not quite what you have in mind

[shell sinew]

ik that therapy takes years to do something

like what do i do if i am for example anxious now

or if im angry now, or etc

[crystal flame]

You breathe

You consider where the anxiety, or anger, or other emotion you don't want, is coming from

If you can distance yourself, do so. If you can't, focus on something else. Your breath, the sounds around you, the colour of the sky.

[shell sinew]

"focus on something else" what is that supposed to mean?

the only solution i have rn is just playing ic/being on discord/watching youtube

cuz that makes me feel emotions less

but only temporarily

[crystal flame]

Do you have people to talk about this, Obby

[shell sinew]

nope

[hushed spruce]

This is not a long term solution obby, this opens the door to addictions

[shell sinew]

yeah i know i probably am addicted to youtube/discord but the alternative is just, like, feeling anxiety and stuff?

i dont want to constantly be feeling anxiety

[crystal flame]

But do you know where that anxiety is coming from?

[shell sinew]

mainly from school and also my family

[crystal flame]

Are you able to talk to your family about this

[shell sinew]

i dont think my mom would really even care

[hushed spruce]

You need to find people (physical people not us) with who you can share your feelings

[crystal flame]

Someone that can be there, not just talk but do

[hushed spruce]

Yeah someone who cares

[crystal flame]

Reaching out can be scary, but I promise you there are people who will listen

[shell sinew]

and i have no clue how im supposed to find people like that

[hushed spruce]

I know it can be hard to get friends in school, maybe try to find some group of people online first that are in your area and get to the meet up part later

[shell sinew]

nah i wouldnt meet up with someone i found online it would have to be someone irl

but i dont even know how to find people that way

[crystal flame]

It starts with an interest, most of the time

[hushed spruce]

That's understandable, do you have IRL hobbys?

[shell sinew]

no

[hushed spruce]

Do you have any interest in starting one?

[shell sinew]

i mean technically i know something that maybe could be cool if i did, but idk if i would actually like it, and it would probably be rly complicated to do

[crystal flame]

It doesn't need to be a commitment

It can be as simple as enjoying a park

Just something to get you out and about

[hushed spruce]

I started doing sports when I was around 15, it brought me closer to a lot a of people and boosted my confidence overall

[shell sinew]

ive literally tried a few times to take a walk cuz i didnt want to only spend time on the computer, but i just felt anxiety constantly while doing that

[crystal flame]

And where was that coming from?

[hushed spruce]

What causes it?

People?

[shell sinew]

the fact i was outside, people were around, idk cant think of anything else

[hushed spruce]

The image you think peope perceive of you?

[shell sinew]

i dont think "enjoying a park" is supposed to mean constantly feeling anxiety while being in a park

[crystal flame]

It is not

[shell sinew]

enjoying means ur actually enjoying something

and ur having fun doing something

[shell sinew]

its probably like 5 different things that made me be anxious

[crystal flame]

Then that might be the first step

[hushed spruce]

I think you need to put words on them

[crystal flame]

Take one of those walks. Even if it feels bad in the short run, you can learn from it

[shell sinew]

i named these, and also cuz i was alone, but i cant think of more

[crystal flame]

And take what you've learned into the long run

[shell sinew]

you are literally telling me that i should make myself feel worse

[hushed spruce]

Man staying alone in your room will not help you

It will only worsens with time

[shell sinew]

i feel a lot less anxiety alone in my room

[hushed spruce]

Where else

[shell sinew]

wdym?

[hushed spruce]

Where else would you feel less anxiety?

[shell sinew]

theres some moments in school where i dont feel a lot of anxiety

tho i mostly do

[hushed spruce]

Are those alone moments?

[shell sinew]

i mean i guess what i did in technology class today made me feel less anxiety

also something similar in PE

[hushed spruce]

So productivity basically?

[shell sinew]

no its cuz i was doing something interesting

[crystal flame]

Hey now

Sounds like room for a hobby, no?

[hushed spruce]

This is a form of productivity don't you think?

[shell sinew]

i mean idk what u mean by productivity, cuz lots of classes are just completely boring even if u have to do a lot of things in them

[fiery prairie]

i mean you could perhaps find a hobby out of those interesting things

[shell sinew]

i mean theoretically i could do those things as hobbies but it would be complicated to do

[crystal flame]

Do they only interest you in the complicated form?

[shell sinew]

not really

god how do i even know if when im doing something, whether im actually enjoying it or if im doing it cuz i think i should be doing it

cuz in infinite craft i dont have any interesting things to craft so im just making myself craft things cuz i dont have anything better to do

[crystal flame]

I'm really sorry, I need to go to sleep now. I have a morning examination to do

I know what I said here sounds stupid, and you can blame me for anything that happens with it if you try, but please at least consider it

Take a piece of paper and a pen, write down anything making you feel the emotions you don't want to feel.

I promise I'm asking you to do something I found helpful

[fiery prairie]

do you have a backyard

[shell sinew]

i live in an apartment building not my own house

[fiery prairie]

oh

[hushed spruce]

I would add to that to write things that make you feel good too

[shell sinew]

the only thing that can change from doing that is my emotions

what if there are also things that are like, objectively bad about my life, not just my emotions

[shell sinew]

and idk what the outcome of this is supposed to be even if i do that

[hushed spruce]

There are the things in your life that you can't change, we all have those, they are better or worse depending on the dice you rolled at birth. You nee to focus on what you can change

[shell sinew]

how do i even know what i can change and what i cant

it feels like i literally cant change anything

[hushed spruce]

What's the thing you think you can most likely change?

[shell sinew]

uhh it depends

idk how to change anything without literally forcing myself to do it which is kinda exhausting

like if i could just motivate myself forever to do anything i could probably change literally anything about myself

but i genuinely dont know how to do that even a little bit

last year i got bad grades cuz i just didnt study, and i didnt know how to make myself study

and this year might be the same

and studying shouldnt even be difficult, most people can easily do that

how can i change anything else if i cant make myself do something most people easily can

[hushed spruce]

It takes step, you don't know if they can do it easily either

[shell sinew]

but most people do it

[hushed spruce]

Also forcing yourself to do something is part of life unfortunatetly

[shell sinew]

that sounds discouraging

[hushed spruce]

It is not I promise

[shell sinew]

that might be the thing i struggle with the most

[hushed spruce]

There is sastifaction where there is frustration

[shell sinew]

well i feel discouraged from reading it

[shell sinew]

that only happens SOMETIMES

[hushed spruce]

Alright I'm trying a different approach get up and do 10 push ups

[shell sinew]

if i spend some time trying to do something, and then manage to do it after some frustration, i could feel satisfaction

but thats only if it isnt too much frustration, and that still wont always happen

like if someone idk, insults me (which would frustrate me) but then stops insulting me, will i feel satisfied when they stopped? no ill just feel bad that i had to feel this frustration at all

[hushed spruce]

When I meant frustration, I meant like the one when you can't get an element from Ic for example, the sastifaction comes when you get FD on it

[shell sinew]

yeah

[hushed spruce]

Ever got that feeling with other things?

[shell sinew]

but i have 0 desire to do pushups especially right now and i promise you i wont feel any satisfaction after i do them

[shell sinew]

idk i dont feel it often

most things that are frustrating are just that, frustrating

and, what if i for example put in effort into something frustrating, but i just fail to achieve it

[hushed spruce]

Okay I'm not psychiatrist but if you do the push-ups and don't get satisfaction afterwards you might need meds

You might have a dopamine problem

[shell sinew]

IC example - i spent several hours trying to get a more optimised {9d} lineage, but i didnt end up getting it

[hushed spruce]

But you'll need to see a doctor

[shell sinew]

and now i only feel frustrated that i got so close to it but didnt get it

i dont feel any satisfaction since i didnt end up getting it

[shell sinew]

and for that to happen i would need to somehow tell my mom about that

which i dont want to do

[hushed spruce]

This is the thing I can't help you if you don't want help

[shell sinew]

u cant help me even if i want help

what does it mean to "not want help" its only logical to be hesitant when u think about the consequences of something going wrong

[hushed spruce]

Do you want help then?

[shell sinew]

idk that seems like a weird question to me but i dont want to be living the way i currently am living

idk if that counts as "wanting help" but i want my life to be different

[hushed spruce]

Most of us don't go through life alone, we all get help at some point and there is no shame in that

[shell sinew]

i mean i dont like how this question sounds

[hushed spruce]

What is the problem with it?

[shell sinew]

i dont understand what the point of asking it is

[hushed spruce]

I was not proposing my help, I was asking you if you would accept help either from a professional or someone in your life

[shell sinew]

and i dont know what "accept help" means

in a way that sounds kinda dehumanizing to me

[hushed spruce]

If there is a solution to your problems coming from someone who is not you will you take it?

[shell sinew]

obviously

[hushed spruce]

This is accepting help

[shell sinew]

not really

if i google something random and i find an answer. i am not "accepting help" from google, nor anyone else

im just trying to find a solution to a random problem i have

[hushed spruce]

If my car doesn't start and someone helps me restart it there is nothing wrong in that

[shell sinew]

yeah thats good if that happens

but i still wont call it "accepting help"

[shell sinew]

i can try to do this i guess, ill go to sleep now

[hushed spruce]

If you have the opportunity to see a doctor do it

[muted forge]

yay string

[shell sinew]

theres a rainbow outside currently

the last time i saw one was probably months ago

no hold on its actually 2 rainbows

1 very transparent and hard to see, and the other one bright

[fiery prairie]

very nice

[shell sinew]

why do rainbows happen

ik it has to do something with light or something?

[fiery prairie]

rain + sun

other than that i have no idea

[shell sinew]

then why dont i see a rainbow every time it rains

and it hasnt even rained today

[fiery prairie]

its usually cloudy when it rains

the sun needs to be out at the same time

[shell sinew]

what if rainbows are like shiny pokemon

cuz they are rare

wtf new theory just dropped

[crystal flame]

You want the long answer or the short answer

[shell sinew]

long answer please

[crystal flame]

Well then

So the basics first - water suspended in the air, like raindrops but also things like clouds and ice crystals in the wind, usually take on spherical shapes

[shell sinew]

why does the water in clouds not fall down due to gravity

[crystal flame]

Wind

[shell sinew]

wind blowing up?

[crystal flame]

Yeah

Updrafts

[shell sinew]

wait what is that a real thing

[fiery prairie]

nah its a rare pokemon

[shell sinew]

ur telling me that theres a bunch of invisible hair dryers under clouds or something

[crystal flame]

Funny enough that's closer than I think you intended

[shell sinew]

isnt that what a shiny pokemon is, idk much about them

[crystal flame]

Air changes density, in a sense how heavy it is, based on temperature

Air close to the ground is exposed to heat radiated by the ground, which heats it up more than the heat from the sun (in a sense because sunlight passes through the air)

Thus air up higher is cooler than air down low

[shell sinew]

ive never seen a spherical cloud lmao

[crystal flame]

Well not the clouds themselves

The water droplets that comprise them

[shell sinew]

so, gravity is lower high up?

wait i mean thats already the case

[crystal flame]

Well not really

What does happen is that the cooler air is heavier than the warm air, so it starts sinking

[shell sinew]

so if the cooler air is higher

then doesnt sinking mean falling

that seems like hairdryers blowing DOWN to me

[crystal flame]

Well the hot air rises to replace it

[shell sinew]

i heard in physics class that radiators are near the ground cuz that warm air will go up, is that the same thing

[crystal flame]

Yep

[shell sinew]

and what does this have to do with rainbows

rainbows are a fucking arch shape somehow

[crystal flame]

Well it doesn't, you just asked how clouds stay up

So back to rainbows

[shell sinew]

ok

[hushed spruce]

It's a perception thing

[crystal flame]

The spherical shape of raindrops and all that other water in the atmosphere makes them into perfect lenses

[shell sinew]

lens means it can reflect light?

[crystal flame]

Refract

That is, the light bends

[shell sinew]

what does refract mean

isnt light a bunch of photons how does the bending part work

[fiery prairie]

light bends through different mediums

[crystal flame]

Ever looked at the side of a glass and seen the stuff behind it look kinda bendy

[shell sinew]

u probably cant bend individual photons

[crystal flame]

Oh no

Correct, but light also behaves like a wave

[shell sinew]

is the light bending when ur lookin at water and it looks like weird and stuff

[crystal flame]

Yep

[shell sinew]

the reflections from the water look distorted

[crystal flame]

That's refraction

Reflection is simply light bouncing off something

Refraction is when light passes through and gets its path distorted

[shell sinew]

do u mean each individal photon behaves like a wave

[crystal flame]

No, the photons in totality behave like a wave

But this is quantum physics stuff

[shell sinew]

so why does a rainbow have like every color

[crystal flame]

So if you don't mind I'm gonna sidestep this part and just treat light as a wave

[shell sinew]

ok

[crystal flame]

Well sunlight is white light

[shell sinew]

isnt the sun yellow

☀️🌞

[crystal flame]

That's your eyes playing tricks on you

[shell sinew]

real

[crystal flame]

And colour filters and atmospheric refraction too

[shell sinew]

ill tell this to my mom when she sees i got a bad grade

[crystal flame]

But sunlight is white light, light composed of every wavelength

Even ones we can't see, like infrared and UV

[shell sinew]

doesnt one of those increase risk of cancer or something

[fiery prairie]

uv

[crystal flame]

Yeah, UV is ionising radiation, it can mutate cells

[shell sinew]

but still why are rainbows made of so many colors

and they are all lined up nicely

[crystal flame]

Because when that white light hits the water droplets, all the different wavelengths are bent at slightly different angles, because some of them are longer than others

This splits the white light into its spectrum

[shell sinew]

so the color of light depends on the length of its wavelength

[crystal flame]

Correct

[shell sinew]

does the atmosphere cause refraction

cuz sky is blue

[crystal flame]

Yes it does!

[shell sinew]

why do objects have colors, do they also have refraction?

[crystal flame]

Actually, its because they reflect certain colours better than others

[shell sinew]

why

[crystal flame]

That's a bit in-depth physicsy again, but the crux is that different wavelengths also mean different energies

The atoms of an object can absorb some of these energies, but not all

[shell sinew]

🌈 why is red on the outside

[crystal flame]

So any light not absorbed is reflected

[shell sinew]

does wavelength depend on speed of atoms or something

[crystal flame]

Because it is the shortest wavelength, which means its bent more

[crystal flame]

Only on energy of the light

[shell sinew]

or on how much energy they have pent up

[fiery prairie]

light isnt made of atoms

[shell sinew]

does the energy depend on speed

[crystal flame]

No

All photons move at the speed of ligjt

[hushed spruce]

Shortest or am I drunk?

Longest *

[shell sinew]

then why dont they all have the same energy

[crystal flame]

Longest, sorry

Misinformation Laurasia

[shell sinew]

is there some intergalatic commitee thats like "hmm photon #92844729918274, your wavelength is x"

i mean energy*

not wavelength

[shell sinew]

?

[crystal flame]

Honestly Obby

You've asked questions to the point where I don't remember my physics lessons anymore

[shell sinew]

what decides the width of a rainbow

and the size of it

and how high it goes