#What is squabbling alligator and why do some people have it?

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thick sable
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I don’t pay taxes

uncut snow
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who says i need to parry taxes

thick sable
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Me

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And the IRS

uncut snow
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i dont care who the irs sends

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im not paying my taxes

solid valve
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you have been in a race against intelligence your whole life

uncut snow
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i've been evading them since i was born

solid valve
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and you have always been faster

uncut snow
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damn

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thats brutal

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but

solid valve
uncut snow
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your mom ga-

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also zenith martlet would solo

solid valve
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you are faster than intelligence

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so intelligence cant reach you

uncut snow
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yknow jokes on you

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im a year ahead in algebra

thick sable
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Algebra 2?

uncut snow
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i mean yeah i still hate school tho

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anyways i shall go do smth else for a moment

thick sable
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Why?

uncut snow
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im back

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also being legally crazy is above being a squabbling alligator

solid valve
uncut snow
solid valve
uncut snow
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how about we come to an agreement of sorts

uncut snow
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different

solid valve
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you

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sure

uncut snow
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(this is /j, im not a legally crazy supremacist)

uncut snow
solid valve
uncut snow
solid valve
uncut snow
proper juniper
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nor

short citrus
brisk saffron
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I am not a certified Squabbling Alligator unfortunately, but I am legally crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once.

cobalt pond
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wish i could be a squabbling alligator….. sigh… 😔😔

solid valve
pale rune
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real

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I am a certified Squabbling Alligator

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biggest flex

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only like 60 people are squabbling a;ligators

solid valve
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ikr

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fig is the head council btw

pale rune
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the role squabbling alligators are for the top 50

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role leaders

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yknow

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the top 50 on the chat leaderboard

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i tink

rugged oak
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I am on the chat leaderboard?????

pale rune
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idk

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its rare

brisk saffron
nimble jewel
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I am definitely not in the chat leaderboards

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Y'know what would be silly

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What if I <@&1357418833266344026>

pale rune
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doest work

alpine maple
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I am infected with the squabbling alligator role

pale rune
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Friday
September 4, 2026
9/4/2026

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5 business years would be

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Friday
April 9, 2032

4/9/2032

brisk saffron
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Lol

rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026> what is this role lol

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real

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I can't ping it

solid valve
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business day on friday would also be monday

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its just not counting weekends

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monday to friday

solid valve
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i got august for some reason

pale rune
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a business year is 365 business days

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no?

solid valve
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oh

pale rune
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that would most obviously make sense

solid valve
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i mean a business week is 5 days

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not 7

pale rune
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mmm

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yknow ur right

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but still

solid valve
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so i went by 5 times like 62

pale rune
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i took that into

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account

solid valve
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this many normal days

CB1LELs.png
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869 days skipped

pale rune
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well

solid valve
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all of these skipped

Km29ZMu.png
pale rune
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i didnt skip holidays

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(my dad doesnt get holidays off D:)

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D: ]

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oml

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how can i NOT use an emoticon

solid valve
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but we do get holidays off here

pale rune
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jeesh

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we dont

solid valve
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in this council we do

remote crest
solid valve
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nvm

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cant ask purple cause he is not apart of council

pale rune
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but still

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we shouldnt make a council out of this rare role gifted to us

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we cant just GIVE it to others

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thats.. selfless

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<:

mystic mortar
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hello fellow 🗣️🐊

drowsy pollen
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chat is this real

serene moth
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I have it and I'm uhh

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68th

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(Idk how)

median forge
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so you cant

quiet dust
uncut snow
azure trout
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My eyes o.O

quiet dust
tribal sapphire
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The alligator

azure trout
quiet dust
azure trout
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Yes

solid valve
pale rune
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but

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it kinda ruins the exclusivity

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of the role

solid valve
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and curtis and tuba

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for obvious reasons

short citrus
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Who needs squabbling alligators?

This is from the debating crocodiles

solid valve
twilit dragon
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@sqabbl8nhaligsadj

remote crest
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@squabbling alligator

uncut snow
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here let me try

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<@&1357418833266344026>

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what the fuck-

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please tell me that didn't actually mention 😭

quiet dust
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Hi

uncut snow
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Hi

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Fig that did not ping did it

quiet dust
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O.O

uncut snow
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i dont have the role so i cannot tell

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well im taking that as a no

serene moth
rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026> so real

coral bobcat
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stop pinging wtf my ears

rugged oak
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lol

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there is no ping

thin umbra
verbal rivet
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this didn't get pinged

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@squabbling alligator

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mods and devs keep trolling us lately

rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026> is a <@&1357418833266344026>

short citrus
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Imagine squabbling, couldn’t be me

proper juniper
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welp

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im still a squabbling alligator

nimble jewel
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I'm still an alligator but i don't get pinged

tribal sapphire
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An alligator

solid valve
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@squabbling alligator

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how

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@squabbling alligator

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even if i copy it

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it dont work

tribal sapphire
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What did you do to squabble that alligator

solid valve
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we made him squabbling

uncut snow
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i refuse to bestow the secret upon another person whomst i am not aligned with

nimble jewel
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<@&1357418833266344026> I can do it, so amaze

zinc pathBOT
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@nimble jewel has leveled up! (4 ➜ 5)

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fossil wraith
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Honestly it would make sense if Zz did it(especially given the hi vencord role which no one has yet)

quiet dust
uncut snow
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it doesn't actually ping lmao

pearl elk
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alligator that squabbles

short citrus
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<@&1357418833266344026>

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Imagine squabbling, that’s not very crocodile of you

uncut snow
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thats why its an alligator

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smh

fossil wraith
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Imma test to see if I can ping it

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<@&1357418833266344026>

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Well then

thin umbra
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@squabbling alligator

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<@&1357418833266344026>

rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026> is a <@&1357418833266344026>

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<@&1357418833266344026> is a <@&1357418833266344026>

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W

mystic mortar
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<@&1357418833266344026>

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woahza

proper juniper
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alligators

timid garnet
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<@&1357418833266344026>

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Weow

coral bobcat
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all of you banned for hurting my ears

tribal sapphire
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<@&1357418833266344026>

alpine maple
visual vector
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oh boy let me try

unkempt coral
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Squabbling alligator go ping

shut seal
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.

timid garnet
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.

unkempt coral
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.

tribal sapphire
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.

twilit dragon
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.

rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026> is a <@&1357418833266344026>

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<@&1357418833266344026>

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@&1357418833266344026 with < and >

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< @&1357418833266344026 >

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Remove the space

uncut snow
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bro you

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you ruined it

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you ruined the secret

serene moth
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<@&1357418833266344026>

remote crest
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<@&1357418833266344026>

rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026>

solid valve
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<@&1357418833266344026>

solid valve
proper juniper
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rip

short citrus
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<@&1357418833266344026>

unkempt coral
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Squabbling alligator

brisk saffron
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The BToS2 discord war: The squabbling alligators vs the Quiet Crocodiles

unkempt coral
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@🅱️ urtis

solid valve
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<@&1357418833266344026>

quiet dust
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why did i wake up to like 20 notifs from here

unkempt coral
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You are an alligator of squabbles

proper juniper
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

solid valve
timid garnet
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<@&1357418833266344026>

verbal rivet
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<@&1357418833266344026>

fossil wraith
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i almost feel bad about this almost <@&1357418833266344026>

alpine maple
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Maybe the squabbling alligator got forged to look like "Curtis"

rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026>

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<@&1357418833266344026> is a <@&1357418833266344026>

alpine maple
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Aww....

rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026>

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<@&1357418833266344026><@&1357418833266344026><@&1357418833266344026>

tribal sapphire
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Squabble this alligator

rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026>

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@🇨urtis

coral bobcat
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@visual vector your days are numbered

unkempt coral
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Yippie!

proper juniper
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oh my god...

unkempt coral
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Common squabbling alligators L

serene moth
unkempt coral
serene moth
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Go uhhh

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1 drop of water!

unkempt coral
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I tera

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I Tera my smeargle into a fire type and use burn up

serene moth
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You have a fuecoco not a smeargle

unkempt coral
serene moth
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You didn't use your turn to switch 😠

unkempt coral
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It’s doubles

serene moth
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OU?

unkempt coral
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AA

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All any

serene moth
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Well I use funny horse

unkempt coral
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I switch my fuecoco to shedinja and get my smeargle to use skill swap on the shedinja

serene moth
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Shi-

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I cast tyranitar

unkempt coral
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I can’t take damage

serene moth
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Wait a minute you edited your message from fire lash to burn up

unkempt coral
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I said flash fire

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Which.. is an ability

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Not a move

serene moth
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Hhh

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I cast report to smogon moderators

unkempt coral
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I cast nuh uh

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I cast leech seed

serene moth
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Shaymin sky

unkempt coral
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Tackle

serene moth
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...

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Air Slash on the shedinja

tribal sapphire
unkempt coral
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I swap into exploud

serene moth
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Shoot

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Uhh

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I have calyrex and shaymin out

unkempt coral
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I use explode and tackle

serene moth
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Air Slash on exploud + astral barrage

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!roll 100

unkempt coral
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Exploud is dead from the explosion

serene moth
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Dark

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1 sec

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Air Slash didn't flinch

unkempt coral
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Both of your mons die

serene moth
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How

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Counter point, calyrex-shadow is still a ghost type

unkempt coral
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Shit

unkempt coral
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Just a normal calyrex

serene moth
unkempt coral
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Calyrex is a horse

serene moth
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Calyrex is the rider

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Spectrier is the horse

unkempt coral
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Fair point

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Shaymin dies

serene moth
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Not my 60% flincher D:

unkempt coral
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Calyrex takes leech seed damage

serene moth
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Grafaifai

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Dig with grafaifai and astral barrage

unkempt coral
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I throw in fuecoco

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I use ember on your rex

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And swords dance

serene moth
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Dig (turn 2) and astral barrage

unkempt coral
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Protect and swords dance

serene moth
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And my grafaifai moves last cause of the lagging tail

unkempt coral
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Still protects

serene moth
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Tera flying grafaifai and use copycat (copies dig) and +1 SpA psychic on fuecoco

unkempt coral
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I use growl with fuecoco and swords dance

serene moth
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Growl on who

unkempt coral
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Calyrex

serene moth
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A special attacker?

unkempt coral
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Yup.

serene moth
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...

unkempt coral
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They take leech seed damage btw

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Fuecocos dead

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I use swords dance

serene moth
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Switch calyrex into toxapex

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And dig

unkempt coral
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Both take leech seed damage

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Swords dance

serene moth
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How is my toxapex seeded

unkempt coral
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Calyrex

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Calyrex was seeded, you swapped to toxapex

serene moth
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I switched not baton passed

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??

unkempt coral
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I use leech seed on toxapex

unkempt coral
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In that position

serene moth
unkempt coral
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Ah whatever

serene moth
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Toxic on smeargle

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And copycat

unkempt coral
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Tackle on toxapex

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Toxa perishes

serene moth
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At least smeargle intoxicated

unkempt coral
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I still have leech seed heals

serene moth
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Hmmm

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Tryna remember what my AA team even is

unkempt coral
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I call time

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@serene moth I Call time on you

serene moth
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I have a gun

unkempt coral
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I don’t Care

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Hurry the fuck up

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A minute before the match is forfeited

serene moth
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I cast fissure on @unkempt coral, we will roll in #bot-commands

unkempt coral
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I cast copycat

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Get your ass in bot commands

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Fuck

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You take seed damage

thick sable
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What are you talking about?

fossil wraith
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No idea

serene moth
thick sable
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L

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Just use aura sphere

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Never misses

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Or sunsteel strike

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It ignores abilities

serene moth
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I don't have it

thick sable
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L

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What do you have?

unkempt coral
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The match is forfeited

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They tried to commit murder

proper juniper
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oh no bro

short citrus
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I USE THE MOVE GUN

tawny patio
brisk saffron
alpine maple
fossil wraith
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<@&1357418833266344026>

timid garnet
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@squabbling alligator

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whoops

serene moth
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<@&1357418833266344026>

sour sable
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<@&1357418833266344026>

quiet dust
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Hi

sour sable
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hi

brisk saffron
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Did I forget to turn off ping

sour sable
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i think you did

brisk saffron
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Mb Fig if I did

sour sable
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you're cooked

brisk saffron
quiet dust
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its ok ive been getting so many squabbling alligator pings from this thread

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everyone keeps pinging it

sour sable
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does it actually ping?

brisk saffron
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Lol RIP fig's ears

quiet dust
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ikr FigSob

uncut snow
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because <@&1199897164747387001> doesn't ping me

brisk saffron
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Maybe Squabbling Alligator is a pingable role?

sour sable
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inquisitor isnt squabbling alligator

uncut snow
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its not pingable

sour sable
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ok lets try this ping it 49 times and if you dont get banned for spam pinging everyone then its not pingable

uncut snow
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but uh yeah

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if you mention a role by using the id when you normally cant it shouldn't notify

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i hope

brisk saffron
uncut snow
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how the hell do you think i pinged <@&1199897164747387001>

brisk saffron
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< @&1357418833266344026 > is the ID

uncut snow
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sir

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i am doing that

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you cannot mention the inquisitor role normally

brisk saffron
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Well why did you type @squabbling and say it wasn't pingable 💀

uncut snow
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its not pingable normally

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i thought thats what was obvious

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pinging a role when its not normally pingable will not actually notify people

remote crest
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<@&1357418833266344026> is not real

brisk saffron
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Chat stop pinging Fig

uncut snow
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thats it

brisk saffron
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the next Squabbling Alligator ping gets banned real

uncut snow
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JUDGEMENT

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CRUSH

brisk saffron
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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These 3 things will happen to you if you ping the Squabbling alligators

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(Conjure, bullet, and prosecution that is)

uncut snow
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no

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only 2 things

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i wouldn't DARE conjure someone who pinged <@&1357418833266344026> because i am evil

brisk saffron
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THOU DAREST PING THE ALLIGATORS!!

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You Dep Pros Conj
Inquisitor 🔫 🔨 🪨

sour sable
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i am a self proclaimed <@&1357418833266344026>

stone knot
sour sable
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thats why i said self proclaimed

stone knot
tardy pasture
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stone knot
sour sable
brisk saffron
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THAT PINGED

sour sable
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LMAO??

stone knot
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oh shit that did ping lmao

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I thought it was a reply ping

brisk saffron
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Me too at first lmao

stone knot
quiet dust
brisk saffron
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I've never seen anyone ping the legally crazy role

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Fun fact: Everyone with the legally crazy role has been in the server for over a year

tardy pasture
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how does one become mod

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why was my message deleted!

remote crest
tardy pasture
brisk saffron
tardy pasture
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gg i already won!

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remote crest
tardy pasture
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but unfortunately for you

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i did not care

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so

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GG

remote crest
tardy pasture
brisk saffron
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I don't think curt is legally crazy

remote crest
stone knot
tardy pasture
remote crest
brisk saffron
quiet dust
remote crest
stone knot
uncut snow
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<@&1357418833266344026>

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wrong id ffs

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<@&1224308174450855937>

brisk saffron
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That didn't ping though

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Fig disabled it prob

rugged oak
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<@&1357418833266344026>

quiet dust
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GAH

rugged oak
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L fig

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Is legally crazy: < @&1224308174450855937 >

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<@&1224308174450855937>

quiet dust
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good think i am checking this channel for completely normal reasons because you cant ping a role that isnt pingable SkyNod

rugged oak
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Inquisitor: < @&1199897164747387001 >

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<@&1199897164747387001>

timid garnet
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<@&1357418833266344026>

fringe flame
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real

modest elbow
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Can I have an interview with the council of squabbling, I want to become an honorary squabbling alligator

brisk saffron
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The council of squabbling shall be with thy shortly.

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I'm just the messenger though

warm totem
uncut snow
unkempt coral
brisk saffron
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I'm close to being promoted to inquisitor

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My heretics are Curtis, Tuba, and Fig though

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I need like 10 more messages or smtn

unkempt coral
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Squabbling alligator

proper juniper
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

strange pagoda
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<@&1357418833266344026>

quiet dust
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owch

strange pagoda
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im not a squabbler so this is comically funny!

unkempt coyote
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What is SQUABBLE?

coral bobcat
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you

unkempt coyote
coral bobcat
unkempt coyote
brisk saffron
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What the flip

fossil wraith
tawny patio
short citrus
bronze badge
short citrus
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Why have we become rolecist

remote crest
zinc pathBOT
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@remote crest has leveled up! (25 ➜ 26)

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tawny patio
short citrus
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(Fun fact: Bots are acceptable to be rolecist to)

brisk saffron
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Rolecism

quick scroll
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can i get squabbling alligator?

tawny patio
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no

brisk saffron
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Dang

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There are no auditions being held (Audit? Like the Auditor from BToS2??)

fossil wraith
uncut snow
short citrus
short citrus
# short citrus
poll_question_text

SHOULD I COMMIT ROLECISM?!?!🔥🔥🔥🔥

victor_answer_votes

5

total_votes

8

victor_answer_id

1

victor_answer_text

YES

victor_answer_emoji_name

🗣️

short citrus
sour sable
warm totem
proper juniper
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alligators

mild swift
alpine maple
quick scroll
unkempt coyote
bronze badge
uncut snow
short citrus
brisk saffron
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Friendly fire

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Actually idk what Inquis color would be considered

remote crest
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Maroon

brisk saffron
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There's nothing for Maroon :(

uncut snow
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(maroon /=/ red)

brisk saffron
uncut snow
brisk saffron
uncut snow
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THE SKELETON APPEARS

brisk saffron
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💀 🔥

uncut snow
brisk saffron
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Man when am I gonna get inquis

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I wanna slay my heretics

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(Tuba, Curtis, and Fig)

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Honorable mention: Nuggy/Zz

short citrus
brisk saffron
remote crest
uncut snow
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that'll show u how close u are

brisk saffron
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I'm 60 off

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I did it like 5 mins ago

sour sable
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didnt realize i was 119 off wacky

upper dust
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Is squabbling accepting new members

victor_answer_votes

6

total_votes

11

victor_answer_id

2

victor_answer_text

No

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warm totem
warm totem
modest elbow
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How is there 6 votes on no but only one of them is a squabbler 😭

brisk saffron
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Skill Issue

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brisk saffron
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CurtisMan: "No"

brisk saffron
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The role was made by Zz iirc

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I think he's the one that gave it out

coral bobcat
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a true mystery

brisk saffron
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Scooby Doo reference?

desert otter
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the real mystery is me getting ignored

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and not receiving the role

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brisk saffron
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Idk, the role has already been handed out and it doesn't do anything (Unless it's some secret org that has their own chat lol) so not sure why you'd want it

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Fig stop covering up the secret org

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Also you're my heretic

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PERISH

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Fig's the co-leader and Zz's the leader of the organization codenamed "Squabbling Alligators"

coral bobcat
brisk saffron
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I am blackmailed.

modest elbow
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guh

warm totem
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for one thread, I am Jailor, for another, I am Blackmailer

alpine maple
fringe flame
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squabbled

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Squabbled

serene moth
short citrus
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A

short citrus
short citrus
stone knot
brisk saffron
alpine maple
uncut snow
thick sable
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How do you guys get these?

uncut snow
thick sable
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Peacock

uncut snow
thick sable
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Sea lion

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proper juniper
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dude Benson is so gonna ask if hes a squabbling alligator

short citrus
thick sable
short citrus
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Ah got it

alpine maple
atomic marsh
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h

alpine maple
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e

nimble jewel
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l

sour sable
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p

verbal rivet
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m

nimble jewel
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y

rugged oak
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s

proper juniper
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o

short citrus
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U

sour sable
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p

short citrus
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(I was gonna say soup but that’s cool to)

rugged oak
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y

verbal rivet
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Help my soup??? That was supposed to be "help me"!

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This is why we are squabbling alligators

nimble jewel
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No it was supposed to be hello

mystic mortar
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squabble squabble

short citrus
alpine maple
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They're going to bury whats left of yer in a soup can!

tawny patio
crystal moon
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what was all this?? 😭 what role is that and why did I get pinged for it and did we ever figure out what it was. I haven't looked through all the messages because there's just so many 😭 I haven't talked on this server in ages why do I have some special role that apparently only 50 or so people have

coral bobcat
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sour sable
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then he squabbled away, squabble squabble

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til the very next day bum bum bum bum

alpine maple
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Who would win in a fight?

  • Bombadilla crocodillo

OR

  • Squabbling Alligator
unkempt coral
uncut snow
unkempt coral
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Superior squabbler

proper juniper
strange pagoda
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<@&1357418833266344026> what is this role

unkempt coral
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I request a squabbling🐴 role

coral bobcat
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I request a yapping cat role

quiet dust
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ok

whole inlet
short citrus
proper juniper
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Ilive

tawny patio
proper juniper
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

desert otter
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@squabbling

solid valve
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you bumped this get banned