#hi
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high tide
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says: 🇭1️⃣
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Highway to Hell
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fuck you kris, I worked hard on those
let me have one small thing to protect
heightened senses
Wildling
amigo
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hi once again we need 3 more i's for it to be balanced
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DON'T BALANCE IT. WE NEED TO LOPSIDE THE EMOJIS
ONE EMOJI SHOULD BE HIGHER THAN THE OTHER
ANTI-BALANCE MOVEMENT
hi (nah fuck you fresh)
@mighty rivet yo can you block fresh hes ruining the number
Now this is entertainment. Hi
KEEP THE REGIONAL_INDICATOR_I HIGHER THAN THE REGIONAL_INDICATOR_H
GIVE POWER TO THE I
I haven’t done jack and will continue to not do anything
Better to be neutral than to be on the opposing side
thats looking like a lot of not hi's to me, please maintain the integrity of this thread
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hey zz can you find the person who only reacted an h and ban/murder them for me please? ty <3
I reacted only an I for the balance
sorry an h, I fixed it
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Hi (same, I try to balance)
THE "I"s ARE TAKING OVER!!! LET'S GO
-# also hi
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i cc hi
i cc your hi cc
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We should yearn for balance between h’s and i’s, not promote useless quarrels between them
Also hi
DOWN WITH THE "I"s
Hi I will permanently remain neutral(evil)
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hi (rebalanced)
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i cc hi
hello
FUCK
THE TWO I CAN'T SIC MODS ONTO
fr fr
Hi
CC Ih here
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Hi cc cc for those who cc hi
hello all! any more messages that do not contain a form of greeting will be permanently banned
-# hi
oh come on man not cool
hello! "hi" is not considered to be a valid form of greeting according to RFC -1203. Prepare to be banned immediately! (If you know who Failsafe from Destiny 2 is, read this in that voice)

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greetings, moderator! Would you be so kind as to pin thy messages explaining the contract stated that all those who join agree to follow, as shown above my message enclosed herein? I wish you a pleasant day.
perish
hi
hello! any last words?
hello good sir slash ma am slash whatever formal greeting you would prefer
i bring forth this welcoming message in this world of "hello"s and "hi"s
GOODBYE
-# also "perish" is like definitely a greeting
Salutations
Bonjour!
yo wsp
hi
Hi
high
yall are just haters
aloha (in the other sense of the word)
Hi
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hi (Oh my god is that the greatest fixer Don Quixote)
H(ero)i
Hi (Give me your id)
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hey hi hi hey hello
haiiiii
Good-Hi.
hi
i cc hi
i cc cc hi
Hi, I balanced it
thanks I hate you (not really) (kind of)
Thanks
I hate it
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Hi
Hiiiiii
I unblanced it
Hi
heya.
Hi (We need a lot of Is get over here)
hello dear sir! i think you mean H's ? you wouldnt dare be working a conspiracy of unbalancing the letters?
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Hello there I as always remain neutral in the matter of the h’s and i’s
good day officer! i can assure you that there is absolutely no attempts being made to sabotage the delicate balance of the H's and the I's, now if you'll excuse me i must hurry to the alphabet store before they close
Hello, welcome to the alphabet store! Would you like to see our current sale on Z's? Two for the price of one!
hello sir, i must regretfully reject your offer for Z's, however i did want to ask about your stock on I's and H's. i definitely am not setting all the H's on fire and i am definitely not stockpiling all the I's to remove any sort of balance in the world of H's and I's
Oh, we're actually fresh out of I's. Someone came in earlier and cleaned us out. We've got plenty of H's though.
i'll take your entire stock, like i said i definitely have zero intention to set it all on fire, if anyone told you that then they're lying
Alright, that'll be $630.89, will that be cash or card?
oh sorry i left my wallet at home, don't worry i brought my other form of payment
loads handgun
I see.
Loads flintlock
you FOOL
you utter BUFFOON
don't you know the hidden two tactics that absolutely counter any flintlock
watch as i destroy all hopes of you winning this duel
sidesteps
HELLO EVERYONE HERE, I HAVE RESTORED BALENCE TO THE H AND I
BEHOLD MY POWER UPON SIMPLE GREETINGS
HAIL, WE JUST NEED ONE MORE H TO RESTORE BALANCE TO THE GREETINGS
ALL HAIL SOL, MESSIAH OF THE HIS
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Hello, how the fuck are the H ahead of the I?
hello i don't know and as always i remain neutral
Alas, welcoming the new fix it is pure and on bothered by the heretical Non-believers
Hello by the way the h’s and i’s are balanced at the moment
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yo
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there only needs one more I then it would be even with the H
salutations
all is in balance once more.

:3
thank you.
One more h
ok problem solved there's your h :3
:3
ahem
hi zz
as i stated before, "perish" is like totally a greeting; therefore, please perish good sir i have important business to attend to that i simply cannot have someone like you around for
So it isnt a greeting but a good-bye
ALSO
AHEM IS NOT A GREETING
hello sir! are you a fan of firearms?
hello! according to my notes, the past few msgs have not had any form of greeting, ":3" for example is not a greeting, i hope you course correct very quickly!
good day to you; uhh skill issue tbh
Why must you yearn for chaos?
hi! why must you yearn to not have a greeting in your msg??
hi, why arnt we greeting each other here?
hello officer! because im actually an anarchist and am working to undermine the rule of the "hi"s :3
hi, maybe you should pin that, also can we use
since it is waving?
DOWN WITH THE "HI"S
that has a greeting in it what are you gonna do about that :3
hellurei, but I think we mustn’t turn this rule too tight, as it might cause more uprisings
Luna, I am going to explode if you keep doing that
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THERE WAS NO GREETING IN THAT
OFFICERS, THEY ARE ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST THE "HI"S
I added a hi

the hi was in a separate message

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hello dear moderator, might we set up a bot to ban anyone who reacts with only one H or I, instead of the obviously correct option of reacting both? I hope this messages finds you well.
good evening to you officer, i believe this proposition of a bot is frankly unnecessary and has no useful purpose in our great civilization; please enjoy the rest of your day
hello fellow user, this would ban a bunch of good users trying to offset the no-good users who hate balance
hello valued citizens of better discordia, while the conspiracy of these fiendish individuals of disrupting the natural order of the greetings collective disturbs us all greatly, we must not rush to action before taking into account the various consequences of counteraction as pointed out by the citizen above !!
hello all, i agree, i can't imagine who would do such sinister things like ruin the counter of the h's and i's, like that'd be crazy
anyways, we should not rush to conclusions and shouldn't use hail mary solutions to bring the "hi"s into unison
Hello dearest friend of our fine society, I hereby see the flaw with my proposal, and instead propose that we find everyone who has reacted with only one and inquire into the circumstances under which each reacted with only one of the aforementioned letters, to interrogate and weed out the reaction terrorists in our beautiful city.
hi chat
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Hello people. I propose we now instead start an 🇭 uprising and get the letter H to as high of a value as possible. The ultimate goal is imbalance.
hi. fuck it let's do it
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@marsh folio has leveled up! (8 ➜ 9)
hello Fresh, I propose that instead of doing your obviously deranged scheme, we instead ban you from the premises of our society for the foreseeable future. I wish you luck in your foolish ideas and your evidently insane mind!
hello user "Asds", unfortunately; we have you surrounded. surrender now.
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hello, my frenemy "Luna", unfortunately for all of you, I would rather die than betray the Great Balance of our society. I may not have enough bullets to deal with all of you, but I can shoot the first few, so who will be the first to approach? I wish the first and bravest of your lot a speedy trip to whatever concept of an afterlife they may believe in!
Good Afternoon, fellow citizens of Salem.
Hi
hi
Hi
the temptation to unbalance the h and is
Hello zz it’s this one
Salutations, the balance of h and i's make me happy
good morning! unfortunately, cope
Greetings mod @vagrant swift , shall you allow this kind of monstrosity happen in this place? I do hope that you consider the repercussions of having an inbalance of h and i's and that you remove the extra reactions that make it not balance. Thanks in advance with regards
hello valued citizen, i have been working hard to find the sabotagers of our wonderful society, unfortunately not enough evidence has been gathered yet to determine a verdict, but know this: the perpetrators will be brought to justice
Hi, Fresh, I would like to say that this isn’t really fresh of you
Hi everyone, this is a reminder to start all inquiries directed at @sleek hawk with "Hello, Fresh", as a way to associate them with the company of the same name, as well as psychologically torment them with said association. Have a good day!
Hello all. I'm glad my acts of imbalance have left an impression within the hi community.
Hello. Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
Hi
bye
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Hello there
hello Fresh. ZZ, I have a test subject for forcibly balancing the letters of our fine society right over here.
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Greetings, whoever unbalances the hi’s will get banned.
hello!! unfortunately in your attempts to block our efforts at an anarchic uprising, you forgot to follow the one rule that protects you from being executed. any last words before i call the police?
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Hi
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hey hi hello !!
Greetings, Mr Moderator ZZ.
Hi, I think this vote is rigged
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hello, we must make this balanced too. we need more i's
hey, me too!
I will un do my vote making no longer in 50/50
U can't stop me
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hello, we need 3 more Hs
hello; no we don't
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whats the better letter
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H is the favourite letter
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me when a name spells 'the' without the h while talking about it being their favorite letter
also greetings, travelers
Wgats tge problem
hello comrads. WE NEED 2 H STAT
Hello everybody, my name is markiplier and welcome back to I being way behind
Hello Everybody my name is markiplier and i am a fish!
Salutations, I'm requesting one more of the letter 🇮 please. Thanks in advance.
yo yo yo wassup i fixed it
hey chat
Hi (need 2 🇭)
Hi (need 20 🇮)
hello! (need 2 🇿 )
hello zz! we have given you your two z's!
hi! i appreciate your contribution to fulfilling this task ! your family will be safe today !
zzz
hello zz! jailor is trying to lower the values of your precious z's by increasing the supply of them! I recommend immediate banishment and public torture (i.e. playing doom with 13 tis) to remedy this problem and deter other troubledoers in the future. Have a great day!
Hola
¿Como estas?
Estoy aquí
(wait does that need an accent)
(sí señora)
No, te cómo
Por favor, no haces eso
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hello friend! as you can see i am the only one who has actually added 🇿s to the post itself
@flat swallow quod est quam trepidatione?
Hello luna, I would suggest you not lie about my invaluable contributions to the Z project!
(idk I only took like Spanish 3)
hello asds;
that aint spanish lmao
I would suggest you check the reactions to zz's message?
wait thats latin
right?
quod
(i understand you dont know cuz spanish aint latin)
zz's message will be burrowed with time
the main post will be forever relevant
(I barely understand things in english)
(im dogwater at spanish but fluentish in latin)
Perhaps, but for now, my family is safe!
hello my friend Asds; unfortunately it was not specified if your family was safe from zz specifically, or if your family was safe in general; however i can assume that it was only meant to be against zz. see you soon
hello, this is the town (not coven definitely) jailor speaking
we have reason to suspect your family members are in fact part of the coven
please cooperate while i interrogate them
Welcome, Luna! Unfortunately for you, I have Goose, Vanilla, and Moose to protect my family, so you will not be getting close to them!
Hello Mr/Ms./Mz./(Whatever the they/them version of Mr is). Jailor, unfortunately for you, we all know our Miranda rights! What are we being charged with?
Hello, you are being charged with suspected necromancy, drug abuse, trespassing, soliciting to murder, destruction of evidence, illegal usage of rocks, being unlucky, identity fraud, mutilation, eavesdropping, and potential terrorism. Please comply with interrogation protocol or I will have to resort to eating.
Thank you for the warm welcome. Unfortunately, I have ways of committing bribery; therefore your friends are actually on my side now, as I promised them much wealth; for example, Vanilla has been promised the eradication of all chocolate on earth. Any last words?
hi, i leave for 5 secs and our beautiful civilization is in civil war ??? it is true i never specified where the z's go, thus both the post and my msg count as valid ! tho the extra z on my msg is extremely worrying, and threatens to disrupt the balance of the z's, thus i recommend the person who placed that to rethink their actions immediately
get UO'd
HI
hey zz, could I please get some protection from these deadly evildoers?
hello zz; i have yarn
hello Jailor; unfortunately i am actually a max kill Juggernaut
doesnt actually matter
a UO is a UO
hello; juggernaut at max kills specifically ignores jail
im seeing a very lack of greetings from this jailor, are you licensed?
Indeed I am
hands over a handwritten piece of paper
Asds was found dead last night
They were executed by the Jailor.
Death note: "I'm using my own discretion."
They were also assaulted by a Juggernaut.
They were a Mayor (Traitor)
Their role was Admirer
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) zz: hey town, we need to get old tos1 ret on asds asap
jailing them tn hehehe
Greetings! @limber heath @scarlet pelican and @flat swallow and @vagrant swift will be sent to jail for not giving a proper greeting
Hello!
im not jailing myself you goofball
Hi i cc Jailor
hi! curtis added a new list to have 2 jailors
hi! @steep linden is also Jester
Hi
i kinda exed somebody alr so like
hello binah, I have sent a greeting in every other message so far, and am an officer of balance, department of h's and i's. As such, if I deem it necessary to go undercover and not post greetings in order to better blend in with the criminals, I am allowed to do so.
hi, you are the kidnapper
Greetings
now get in my mouth
before i decide to use abusement park
btw hi
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@static dirge has leveled up! (11 ➜ 12)
hi, we have an even amount of h's and i's now
Hello mr Perunamies, we do not have an even amount of h's and i's
Bonjour
hello mr .Eevee (Curtis L) 🐴 , we do have an even amount of h's and i's
Eiehh

Hello mr Demotion master, please refrain from not using a greeting in your message, if you dont use a greeting, you will be removed from the thread (i dont have that power)
hey chat can we get a couple more H's please
Hello Mr .Eevee (Curtis L) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm alr
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hiihihihihihihihihihihiihihih
hi i balanced it again
hi, hello, hi
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wemp
Hi
Hello glad to have you back
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hiiii :3
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hello we should bring balance to the h's and i's
hello, may I ask who caused the imbalance again, it was balanced last I checked
Hello there, I just rebalanced it
:3
hello members of our fine society, I have determined that Luna is one of the dangerous individuals seeking imbalance of the H's and I's. They are shown to have only reacted with an H, and are currently not reacting with an I. Please eliminate this threat to peace at once.
hi friend, i have no idea what you're talking about :3
i would never do such horrendous crimes like that :3
look at my face and tell me that i would commit such horrific atrocities :3
hello members of your lousy society. This desire for order and balance only strives to strip our world from its diversity, requiring all to "stick in their roles" and "follow the status quo", not "showcase our colors of uniqueness."
I propose we break these shackles and tip the balance of power, by showing that one letter CAN have a different number than the other!
We shouldn't conform to these practices, we must stand for a sense of imbalance, as that's what grows us as people!
hai
hi
Hello. Balance is key. Without balance comes chaos and strife
hello, Balance is not key, without balance comes freedom
hi
but absolute freedom leads to chaos
hi
or like when given the freedom to do absolutely anything, humans will eventually just destroy themselves, since there are no boundaries.
Lemme check the amnt oh "hi"ers
Also hi
123 individual people have spoke and presumably said hi (excluding tatsu)
Hi; that's interesting
I know tatsu hasn't said hi
hi that is very intresting
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the reactions are balanced again yay
Hi, yay
hi
Howdy
Hi, STOP IMBALANCING THE HI. I WILL 
Hi fellas, its fixed for now at least
hi
hi we did it
hi guys, I unfixed it
hi, can we execute this person
hello all, I agree with the vote to execute Fresh for crimes against the balance.
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Gn guys! My first and last message of the day!
hello, can we throw eggs at this guy
hi all, I agree to throw eggs at fresh. rotten ones, too, not Fresh ones.
hi
yes we can
hi, nuke this person they didnt say any greetings at the start of their message
Hi
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Salutations, I'd like to request the addition of 3 more I's (or removal of 3 more H's). Thank you for your cooperation
Hi
Hi
Yo, I would second that request of adding 3 more I's AND removing 3 H's, reducing the total balance.
its unfixed
Greetings, you have been banished for not starting your sentence with a greeting. However, I have restored the balance in this community where the amount of H reactions are equivalent to the amount of I reactions.
Greetings, screw you
Greetings, enjoy balancing that
Hi, it's still balanced so start coping
Greetings, you have been banished for not starting your sentence with a greeting.
Hi, we are low on I supplies, someone either needs to get rid of an H or buy an I
hello citizen, the issue has been fixed
Hi, perfectly balanced, as all things should be, stay in the I and H mines men.
Hi
Hi, I eat sand
hello all. the issue has been unfixed, and I kindly urge you all to unfix it more
hi mr fresh, you make me sad :(
Hello everyone here.
It has come to my knowledge that there are people unwilling to co-operate with the authorities in keeping the h’s and i’s in check.
This information really saddens me deeply, and I wish that we could talk this out.
There is no need for this pointless quarrel between balancing and unbalancing the letters with eachother.
Hello, nuh uh
Hello, yuh uh
Ok where the cat pic at?
Hi
hello! please include a greeting in every msg, or that zz person might get very mad (im their secretary)
Hola, dms
Hi, ok
hello
Hi, though I think I need to unblock non-friend messages
Hi, I need the cat pic, thanks
Hi, there
Hi, thanks
Hey there, the next person to unbalance the H’s and I’s is spending 50 more hours in the H mines
hello zz, I'm your new secretary! thank you, Mr./Ms./Mx. Mayor, for your hard work in keeping the balance of our society intact!
hi, it's balanced once again
hi
bye
hi, please reprimand the person above me asap as im too busy rn
hello miscreant! I assume you do not know of the backbreaking work we have put into this society, from neutralizing the previous inhabitants to building new cities on top of the rubble, but we have done far more in just 2 years than you will most likely do in your entire life! Please follow our laws, or you may find out firsthand just how backbreaking keeping this city running is. I wish you a pleasant day, and hope you choose wisely!
hello friend! is it not easier to submit to the anarchy? why spend your time and effort defending this civilization that cares not for you, when you can join the resistance movement that will bring about peace and prosperity through all? do you think the upper lords care about us? they care not but for the production of 🇭s and 🇮s, with the only way to bring them down is to destroy the balance keeping the other letter in check. dare you remain with the order, or make the correct decision and join the resistance?
Hey there! I see your trying to start a revolution, that’s a biggg no, your going to the 🇭mines until you agree our civilization is very perfect. Thank you for your cooperation
hiiiiii
Greetings, fellow better town of Salem 2 enjoyers
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to some more town of salem 2. In this video we will play as the hi role, hope you enjoy.
hhi
Unbalanced
hi fox
Alright we have entered as number 6, Hi gaming boys
thank you fellow anarchist
hii sir, we are more concerned about the lack or a proper greeting in your message than the lack of balance
Hi, I am going to dropkick whoever keeps unbalancing it I’m having a stroke during this
hello van, please refer to the pins if you want your continued existence in this thread to continue
sounds like we're gonna have a 'hi'gh five
Hi
salvete stultissimi, usans lengua alia sum igitur me punire debere non scitis
heus! Recte dicis! tu typing un latin!
hi
quod lengua illa est?
hi van, please listen to zz, they are not really joking, ty for supporting our balancing efforts tho!
Nah for N1 i will unleash mass HIsteria
Hi, I can’t help but notice the lack of greetings, but that is ok, you are speaking in Latin
I was refering to this btw
Hi, we need a :vigi:
salve, lengua nostra multa verba pro salvens non habet.
||The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions of The Game. Depending on the variation of The Game, the whole world, or all those aware of the game, are playing it all the time. Tactics have been developed to increase the number of people aware of The Game and thereby increase the number of losses.||
(wait no i meant to say "words for greeting" but that's "words for being healthy")
fitness wording
hello
with all due respect, FUCK YOU
haiiii
Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It show you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop is from being able to speak our truth.
**FROM NOW ON, YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC.**
This is you ONLY warning. Tread carefully...
Hey there, I don’t believe that reacting with a nerd emoji paramount terrorism
hi, is this a copypasta?
hi let it grow
Yes
Mark. I spent multiple years as a moderator. In particular as the head mod. I can't express how disappointed it makes me that you didn't care enough to reach out. I sent you a message over a year ago practically begging you to come into the mod discord so you could at least give us a heads up before you did things so that we could help. I have poured my blood, sweat, and tears into this place for 4-5 years. I believed in you and this community.
Now I'm in tears on New Years because of you.
I really wish the best for this place, because 1 worked hard to be here for those that loved it.
Maybe it'll get better and better. I don't know.
Honestly I don't think I'll be here to see the new version of this place. Maybe one day I'll be able to see reason in all this, but for now I'm going to hug my son, who idolized you, and try to mend the tatters of this night.
-# also hi
hi? why did this become a copypasta thread?
hello! This message has no greeting in it. Prepare to be summarily banned!
hi
Hi, why do the 🇮keep disappearing, we are going to need to up the production..
IT'S BALANCED NOW ( also hi folks)
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. (ran out of characters)
Hey there, I don’t see a single “hi” on there, your going into the mines
I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
thank you hi.
hi
hello new person
hello
hi
hi i have never been here before
If im not mistaken this message does not include a greeting and thus you must perish
-# hi
Hi did that wrong L
HI
Hey there, i accidentally gorilla glued myself to my wall, can anyone help with that? I’ve been stuck here for fourteen days.
hey I flex taped myself to the ceiling. Can't.
hey i think you’re fucked
Hey, I think you might be correct, as a bird is now consuming my forearms
PECK
-# hi
hi
hi
bye panda
Hi guys, I’m seeing a lot of discourse and rivalry between balancing the letters or unbalancing them. We, however, are unaware of what we shall be doing and are instead creating unnecessary rivalry and tension between us. In order to gain a true answer to which way we shall follow, we must ask the original creator what they deem is more worthy instead of making up our own beliefs on what we deem is most important
Ban this user for failing to greet us in a normal manner!
hello!!!!!!
bye
hi
(Crusader is TS)
Hi, I disagree
Hi
Hi
does a sick handshake
Citizen, your part in upholding this society will not go without notice. If you have been keeping the h’s and i’s in balance you deserve a heartwarming thank you.
Your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated.
Keep up the good work
yahallo
Hi, it will never be in order
hi
Hi. Stop imbalancing the Hs and the Is or I will 
hi
hiiiiiiii
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Hi
hi, if you continue these actions, me and my neighborhood will be having bacon tonight. yours.
possible, or ill get to try fresh human
if you are what you eat, all you'll be after is asthmatic and autistic. All I'll be after is delicious.
also, greetings
hi, you will have ADHD and will be dylexic actually
hello, jokes on you, I already have adhd.
lol
you will also be a pig btw
...well, fck. goodbye to that idea then
or I could pull a Tantalus
feed the imbalancers you at the 'peace negotiations'.
Hi
or, pig.
you could join us.
be on the good side for once.
say goodbye to disorder
and welcome to our new, balanced, just world.
hi i fixed it
well done, comrade. join us at our table.
then rejoin us at our table.
the table of those who have made our society the utopia it has become.
Hi I will join the good team when I post a good idea aka never
hi, you could post about joining the good team, which would be a good idea.
tautology club is still open
Hi, maybe the real hi’s are the friends we made along the way..
Hi. I am trying to rebalance it but I don't have enough power here
hello. it is balanced once more
hello valiant soldiers @hazy lion and @paper hare. your hard work and dedication to our society has not gone unnoticed nor unappreciated.
perfectly balanced, as all things should be
hi
hello :3 hope your day is going better than it was when this was sent
(hello, fellow Inquisitor @weary palm.)
hi
Hi
Hi, I rebalanced it again
bye
Hi good luck rebalancing this one holy
hello kristopher frog, how did you mess that one up this much
hello new year cat firework chasing zz, i have no idea I may have secret accomplices
Hey there, it is very unbalanced
hello there, yes it is unbalanced like everything is supposed to be
hello I managed to finally help with balancing (I've been lurking)
Hello DeepBreath, please do not lurk in this channel
hello DeepBreath, please continue lurking in this channel
Hello deepbreath, we hope you enjoy your lurking around this channel
hi deepbreath, i hope
hi
hi i fixed it again
hi i fixed it
HI
hi, why the fuck is it 117/113. I will find each and every one of you who did this, and add them to a damn Among Us mailing list. have a good day! :)
Hi, I would like to say I'm a changed pig i have fixed the HI
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
hullo segway
hi
hi
Hi, hi
hi
Hi, I am trying to balance it. Good god people love imbalance
hey this thread is like. a perfect analog for the state of the balancing community right now
I fixed it again I’m a legend
i fixed it
It’s unfixed
hi, 3 msgs not saying hi, this will anger the civilization leaders....
Hi, ununfix the problem please
Hi, you are the problem
nuh uh
hi i keep fixing it
hi
hi
hi, hi
hi as apoc
hi i fixed it again
Hiyppie
Hi, stop breaking it
hi
hi
hiiiiiii
hi
hi
Hey there, who the John heckerson ruined the balance, I’m gonna scream loudly at a frog if it is not fixed.
hi, btos2 try to reach 120 hi reactions challenge
hi guys, can someone remove one h?
hi, done
Hi, thanks, very epic
Hi this is an emergency we need more h,s
hi we need more 🇮s
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
greetings
Hellooooooooooooo
yo
4 h’s and 4 i’s more.
We are on a hi-way
hi-way to hell
Hey there, this is the 🇭 and 🇮mines, come on in to collect more 🇭 and🇮for the winter
hi
hiiiiii
Hi. To those who keep balance, we have 3 more 🇮s than 🇭s
Hi. To those who are cool guys, we have more 🇮s than 🇭s
hi the above message is inaccurate now
hi this message is a message
hi are you sure about that
hi we have balanced ot
hi; cope
hi
hi i keep fixing it
Hi, stop breaking hi
Hi
hello
hi
hi
hi
hi, there is no fixing the hi
WHAT THE HI DID YOU DO???
HI @odd cliff IS EVIL
HI, 
hi I fixed hi
hi, no you didn't
🇭 🇮
Hi
Greetings
Hi I balanced it
hi
Salutations, I've restored the balance
Greetings. You know why I am here
hi iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Greetings. You know why I am here
hi, naur
hi, who is ruining sosity
hi (dep needs an overhaul :/) (if not deputy shouldn’t be able to shoot Bookholders I will fight anyone to the death on this opinion)
hi
hi, hi, hi,
hi
Hi (deputy used to be unable to shoot book holders. Roughly 0 people liked that so it got changed since the consensus was that there’s no point pulling a sheriff when it’s a once per game ability)
hi, are you a horse in disguise
hi, can we not unbalance
hi, no we can not not unbalance
hi, what pleasure do you gain from our pain
hi, i drink tears in place of coffee :3
Hi I am back to being neutral
hi nnnoooooooooooooooooo
Hi, are you suuuuure?
Hi, I am not horsing around and there is no foal play. Simply, there is neigh truth to that statement.
hi (I personally don’t like it because its inconsistent with how TI interactions with cov. When someone gets the book they become more exposed to Trackers, LOs, Invests, and Coroners. When cov doesn’t have the book, they become more exposed to sheriffs and spies. I think it’s a necessary balance. Having the book is a trade off with TI’s and deputy is just pretty confirmable now)
hi
Hi
Greetings. You know why I'm here.
hi
Greetings. You know why I'm here.
hi
hi please stop destabilizing the reactions
hi
hihihi
Hello if we don’t reach 120 by the end of the week the reactors under TOS2 will explode
hi
hi
hi please keep destabilizing the reactions
Hoi
Hey there, are you staging a revolution? That’s unkind
hello, it's called having free will we won't falter to your standard norm
hello
hi
hello, how do i join the "free will" party
Hi, in this matter it should be about accomplishing a common goal. I dont think it is fair to refer to this hi-chain as a dictatorship/ an oppressive society.
What I think this is about is that the so called ”free will party” is not actually about free will at all; it is about ruining or even decaying something that we could all achieve and thus also get a sense of comradery through it.
In the end, in this case there really are just two choices.
One is upholding a common goal, the other one is ruining said common goal.
Is the ”free will party” so free after all?
You are just joining from another thing to another. I dont know if that constitutes as free will, since you seem to be pushed into that direction by a third party.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hi, ping me if someone destabilizes the reactions and assistance is needed.
Hi someone destabilized the reactions
if one reaches 120 before the other they explode too :3
hi
Hi I stabilised it
Hi, we have 2 more H and I in the next 5 days or It will be all over!
@jovial bone has leveled up! (8 ➜ 9)
Hi @scarlet pelican @near nest I request your assistance
Greetings.
I've been destabilising it for a while but I'll keep my bells on I alone for now.
Greetings Everyone
The "H" count has reached 120 without the "I" count reaching it, you know what that means.
🧨
Hi, it's destabilized
Greetings Everyone
The "I" count has reached 120 without the "H" count reaching it, you know what that means.
🧨
hm, it appears the polarities have been reversed
1 MORE!
Hello everyone, I managed to get in the 120th of each
hi long inhale, thanks for your service
hi friends, unfortunately i ruined your achievement
hi i hate you
hi, womp womp
hi (H HAS 4 MORE WTF GUYS)
hi
Hi, boom
Hey, I’ve been working in the mines all night and haven’t been able to find a single H, I’m starting to get disgruntled, someone please bring 2 H from home
Hey guys, is Baker rb immune?
hello, yes
Hi, now were low on I’s, this is disgruntling as well, whoever keeps unbalancing them I’ll show you in your walls soon.
Hello, can we please fix the Hi count back to even?
hi, no :3
Hi, No we must reach 120 - 120 by the the 24th or its all over
hi
hi
Hi , let’s nuke the H count
Hey, perfectly balanced, as all things should be
hello Good news, the reactors have been stabalised TOS2 has been saved
now to revive TOS1 player base we must reach 1200-1200 by the end of the month...
hi, not anymore :3
Reactors will not destabalise for at least 3 secs
Hey, I’ve been eating sand for a while but those letters look balanced
hey, you might need to look again cause the letters aren't balanced
hello
nuh uh
incorrect
hi
hi, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhow are you?
hi
Hi I am here to inform you it is balanced at 121 h’s and 121 i’s
Hi, I am sorry but I think this info is old now
Hi, I just balanced it
hi
Hi
hi (bye)
hi
Hi
hi
hi, why is it so fun to unbalance the h and is
hi, wut
Hihihihi
Hi, do you perhaps like breaking rules?
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
Greetings, wut
hi
i 
hi
🇭 🇮
GET THIS TO 12-12
hey it's the 25th and we're not at 120-120 :3
you know what that means!!
hi
Hi, techically it is 120-120, since one has 117 and the other 123, so we can move the 3 other ones to the one with 117
Hi-iq plays
problem solved
Hi, yes
hi, you didn't include a word that was intended to invoke a greeting. the word "hi" in this sentence is used as a noun, and therefore does not count for the requirements of including a greeting
hi, I see the issue. It is a shame it came to this and I apologise for the misdirecting language
hi
hi
hihihih why are there more Hs than Is
hi
hi
hi
Hi, I do not like the way you phrased that 'hi' the tone sounded byeish
hi, we evened out at 122 122, what a lovely sight
hi
Salutations.
hi
"hi"
hi (UNBALANCE THE SCALES)
hi
Hi, please murder Onyx, thank you
Hey there, mods put down onyx please, thanks
hi mods please conjure, deputy shot, werewolf attack, coven attack, arsonist ignite, shroud attack, serial killer bloodlust, jinx ambush, Jackal Assassinate and War attack on Onyx
hi, sorry im doctor i went on onyx and they lived L
Hey, I believe doctor isn’t in tos 2, I’m calling the mafia
hi, I'm oracle that saved onyx from all your attacks
hi, I'm Tav and roleblocking Reaper so they can't protect Onyx
Hi, im Jailor and you are jailed good pig
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi, arso claim d1, tplo on me (real)
hi, Veteran claim d1, admi, tav, trick, cleric, BG, mon, inv, sheriff, seer, track, LO, spy on me
hi, I belive the mafia is not in TOS2, I'm calling a Transporter to transport you back to TOS
hi i belive i killed the transporter so they cant bring rat back to tos
hey, im monarch i just knighted you for that one
hi, womp womp im here to stay
hi
Hi (I’m using the buffed cleric, which creates Invincible Defense, a totally healthy mechanic)
hi
Hi (I'm using Buff Cleric, which is an unstoppable+ attack, an even healthier mechanic)
Hi (I'm using Buff Oracle which is an invincible++ defense, an even stronger mechanic)
Hi at the time of sending this message it is at 124 h’s and 124 i’s
hi (give Cleric 4 self-barriers that provide basic defense
)
h
i
🇭 🇮
hi
Hi, guys this is revalutionary but I have invented a new word, “h1”
hi, fire new word 
hi, both
hi, that ain't an option. pick one.
hi
hi, let's all tie this poll
hi
Hi I am tieing the reactions on your message
hi, we got 8 hours to keep this poll tied, we can do this
hi, 3 hours chat
hi
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NOOO
yo
didn't even need to close it early
hi
Hi, It has come to my attention, that your message did not contain a greeting, as a direct violation of are number 1 rule you are being put on trial, the jury will diside your fate, you may speak your case now
The town has found Mikrus guilty by a vote of 3 to 0.
Mikrus, do you have any last words?
hi
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Do you find them guilty of not using a greeting in their message
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Guilty
Welcome @sweet gull any last words?
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Hi, Do you find him guilty for not using a greeting in a post
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Guilty
Hi
Hola
@delicate jasper and @sweet gull you have been banished to #1334260331215585290 where no I’s will ever reach you, case closed and hello everyone
Bye, You are banished to #1334260331215585290 we shall never see you again, and hello everyone else
hi
Hi
Hi, It has come to my attention, that your message did not contain a greeting, as a direct violation of are number 1 rule you are being put on trial, the jury will decide your fate, you may speak your case now
Hi, I vote guilty
Hi, To defend my case I started with “Welcome” which is a greeting
Hi, you didnt here however
hi they literally said hello everyone please learn to fucking read
Hi you are expecting too much of tos players
Hi can I invite you to #1333991394380873769 ?
Hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
Hi
Hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hello, everyone we need to keep it unbalanced
hi
hi
Hi
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Hey, is trying to start an unbalance of the letters grounds for a trial? If so we should put reaper on a trial.
Let it explode
We shant let it explode
Someone has been evading their 🇮’s and not writing it down in their tax returns
We need the 🇮rs
we must keep it even
hi
Hi, I saved the world
hi, the world has been unsaved someone help
hello, please resave the world, until next time fellow gaslampers
World has been worlded
hey mods, kill this man
124 124
hello, please respect the gimmick of this forum
hi, you will be exploded if you do not follow the rules as outlined in the pins, ty
hi
Hello, fuck
Hi, i have made it stable again
hi, I saved the world x2
hello 🐈 how are you?
hello world and welcome to uhh tos2
HEY THERE PARDNER, I see NO GREETING, MODS BREAK HIS LEGS
greetings
the balance is in my hands
greetings
SAME
hi
hi [the imbalance calls me]
hi, all is restored
hi, I saved the world x3
Hi, next time this gets messed up, I’m nuking the 🇧 🇾 🇪 factories
fixed it again
Hi, It has come to my attention that in your heroic moment to save the world you also have commited a terrible sin,
fixed it again
hello, i have attempted to fix it but i do not have enough power
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Should Zelofa be charged for their sins?
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hiya, someone save the world again
Hi, fixed it again
Hi, HI
hi
hi i am ensuring balance is never restored
Hi, I have balanced the current situation
Hi it’s unbalanced
hi i rebalanced it!
hi, kill everyone who isnt partaking in the casual greetings