#why there are no real horses in yeeps

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muted path
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many people just assume that trass just forgot, or perhaps that they didn't fit into any update.
but I think I've found out the truth, as this is something that goes into the official lore itself

as yeeps, we almost all love horses, and as such, trass has gifted us not one, but TWO horse cosmetics to wear every single day
yet you never find a living, breathing horse in yeeps, just masks and badges to replicate them

this is because of one species, the lizards
these foul creatures overran the desert before yeeps had ever arrived, driving out the horse population residing there
it is also why one gnome points out that his horse is missing

now there is a solution to bring this mythical, and rare creatures back to their former glory, and that is to kill all of the lizards

if we band together as a community to slay hundreds, nay, thousands of these beasts, we may have a chance to see horses finally returned to yeeps, this time in the actual game as real creatures

modest sorrel
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we have to get cowboy gnome his horse back

flat hinge
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Oh... uh...

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Yeah let's get those lizards!

pure tiger
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i heard of an island were horses got dropped off by gnomes and kinda just left there so they grew in population.
-# Its a real island btw (sable island)

warm nova
flat hinge
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-# Do you hear that, lizard gang?
-# We're safe for now

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muted path
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modest sorrel
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no

muted path
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buoyant bobcat
marble ember
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Well with an 800 bc mob it would be 50k actually

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50,200 buttcoins is a lot

fast snow
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Because horses are a complicated beast lol