Yeeps: Theory of Everything | Yeeps | Page 1

robust karma Jan 3, 2026, 6:32 AM

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by ACED

None of this is written by AI, I actually searched up the facts and stuff and went off of that

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Welcome to my thread

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I will be gradually adding my findings here.

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Chapter 1: TIMELINE OF YEEPS----------------------------------------------

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Yeeps are likely an interdimensional species- or even just objects that were brought to life, but that is another story.

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If we look at the updates, the gadgets that are included are very diverse. So much so to the point of which they don't fully fit their designated update. Assuming Yeeps are an alien-type species, these misfit gadgets are likely just creations of Yeeps themselves. Examples to back that theory up are: RC cars introduced in the Wishlist update in December 2024. Remote control technology was not a thing in that timeline, let me explain;

robust karma Jan 3, 2026, 7:04 AM

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The annual Holiday updates aren't technically major updates, as they happen atleast once every year, and don't add much new content- therefore the time that the RC cars were released was the same time as the Arena Update (Also known as the Gladiator Update). Gladiators themselves primarily existed in the ancient Roman Republic and empire (also known the the Byzantine Empire) time period, which was around 27 CE. Honorius (r. 395–423 CE) legally ended gladiator games in 399 CE, and again in 404 CE, at least in the Western Roman Empire. This information gives us a wide range of time- so wide to the point of which it spans over 400 years! To narrow the time range, we have to do some more digging, primarily to find when the gladiatorial fights were re-adopted after Constantine attempted to ban them. Emperor Constantine began limiting the practice of Gladiator fights, recognizing its incompatibility with the Eastern culture around 325 CE. This piece of information provides us with a much more acute span of time- less than 79 years! Knowing this, we can assume that it was somewhere around 388 CE, which is estimated with the equation 79/404(325). We now have a range of 16 years, which we can now guess with evidence that the year of the Arena update was 396 CE by finding the median of 388 and 404. Now that we know what year the Arena update took place, we can automatically point out how remote control technology simply was not discovered back then. Remote control technology began with early wireless devices, like Tesla's 1898 demonstration of a radio-controlled boat.

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Knowing this, we can assume that the Yeeps themselves somehow created a tear in space-time, and were able to retrieve modern hominid knowledge.

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CURRENT TIMELINE:

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1000 B.C.E.
700 B.C.E.
500 B.C.E.

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300 B.C.E.

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100 B.C.E.
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100 CE
300 CE
396 CE - Arena update AND Yeeps creating a tear in space time for remote control technology
400 CE
500 CE
700 CE
1000 CE

mossy tendon Jan 3, 2026, 7:27 PM

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