New applications for kids under 13

[pure acorn]

No

[mossy portal]

No

Get ou-

[midnight spoke]

Ummm

I'm so confused

[lean wigeon]

You don’t understand what lab rat is. It’s not about just playing updates early, it’s about finding bugs and suggesting changes. Little children most definitely wouldn’t help test

[mossy portal]

FR

And you still get banned

[verbal onyx]

1: Discord TOS requires children to be above the age of 13

2: This isn't just about seeing the new update, we have to find & report bugs, find glitches, and provide feedback on the update, which for sure most children under the age of 13 wouldn't do

3: Yeeps would just ban you for being under the age of 13 without a parent-managed account

[mossy portal]

I’m 14 so I do not have to worry about that

[rare phoenix]

Don't share your age

[mossy portal]

Oh

[compact quail]

I saw many people that sound 10 get labrat and they just lie about there age not saying you should but you know do what you gotta do

[jolly island]

ever heard of the youtube??

just search up yeeps update and you'll find a bunch of vids of the lab update you're wanting to see

[neat prairie]

Nopw

Against policy of Discord and Yeeps

[drowsy sun]

wow

this exists

that's insane

[neat prairie]

Fr

Bro is 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000900000000% underage

[drowsy sun]

that's not how percentages work but still

[neat prairie]

Ikt

He’s just underage and cant apply

[drowsy sun]

yeah

[ornate rain]

btw you gotta be 13 to actually used discord

[neat prairie]

..

[orchid olive]

Can someone tell me what this post is trying to say because I’m confused

[neat prairie]

He wants lab rats or mod under the age of 13

Which he so obviously is

[gusty wraith]

nah imma do my own thing/j

Bruh

[neat prairie]

Hahahahaha

[gusty wraith]

You pinged discord issue

[neat prairie]

I know

I deleted it though

[gusty wraith]

Still

That doesn’t reverse things

[neat prairie]

Would this not be a issue as he is underage

[neat prairie]

I know

[gusty wraith]

We don’t have any proof

[neat prairie]

I guess

[gusty wraith]

You can’t go by simple guess

And now you most likely going to be warned

[neat prairie]

That’s why I deleted it

[gusty wraith]

Still

[neat prairie]

Oh

[neat prairie]

I know

[viscid walrus]

The age limit is a hard rule

[neat prairie]

Ye sry for the ping

[gusty wraith]

You still ping them it’s like doing something bad and then immediately
Deleting it and acting like nothing bad happened

[neat prairie]

I know I know

[viscid walrus]

Discord does not allow any users under 13 anyways

[neat prairie]

Mb

[sturdy minnow]

Near the end he literally admitted to being underage

[gusty wraith]

He could’ve been older

[viscid walrus]

There was no ping?

[neat prairie]

Thats what I was thinking

[neat prairie]

Oh rly

?

[gusty wraith]

He pinged the discord issue

He think it pinged you

[viscid walrus]

And meta forces all kids under 13 to have a parent managed account..

[neat prairie]

But can you not act as if your like 100 while being 8

[viscid walrus]

Ah

[gusty wraith]

Discord would eventually find out

[gusty wraith]

That doesn’t mean necessarily he’s under age it could just mean he isn’t 13 and he’s older

[neat prairie]

I know 100 is a stretch but like

[gusty wraith]

It could mean he’s 14 or more

[sturdy minnow]

Which is underage

[gusty wraith]

Listen to my words it could mean he’s older

[viscid walrus]

No, that’s technically ban evasion. And it it’s not, your lying about your age

[sturdy minnow]

Didn’t read the whole thing, sorry

[neat prairie]

Ye

[viscid walrus]

And for both meta and Yeeps, getting caught means a permanent ban

[gusty wraith]

And trying to come back on Discord would immediately get your device banned and your IP

[viscid walrus]

And I say it that way as you aren’t supposed to ask anyone for their age

Especially on discord

[neat prairie]

Yes obviously

[neat prairie]

And I general

*in

[neat prairie]

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time (which is indefinitely)

[gusty wraith]

Unless you completely reset your IP and your hardware

[neat prairie]

True

Chat I’ll talk later it’s currently 1:30am I’ma hit the hay

Cya

[viscid walrus]

Well, you can appeal it once you’re old enough..

[neat prairie]

Have a good evening,morning,and rest of your day and weekend

[neat prairie]

Oh

[viscid walrus]

Can’t do that, can’t avoid a hardware ban

[neat prairie]

I thought it’d be like forever

What a beautiful discussion.

[coral verge]

Isn't the point of lab rat to test the updates before they are out instead of ONLY getting it early?

[neat prairie]

Yes

[viscid walrus]

Well, idk about meta. But for Yeeps and discord you can appeal it, and if you show proof you can be unbanned

[coral verge]

I feel kids who don't have access to the discord would have a way harder time reporting bugs

[neat prairie]

Oh

[neat prairie]

Erm i think you have the wrong suggestion

[gusty wraith]

I mean, you pretty much can if you’re sneaky enough

[coral verge]

"New applications for kids under 13" is this suggestion, is it not?

[neat prairie]

Yes

https://discord.com/channels/1197017602292207666/1349875513686102047

[viscid walrus]

No, the hardware ip is set forever

[neat prairie]

Might find a better discussion tgere

[coral verge]

So if they aren't in the discord (because it's 13+) they can't report bugs easily from the lab.

[neat prairie]

*there

[viscid walrus]

Only way around it is to get new hardware

[gusty wraith]

Pretty easy still

[viscid walrus]

So a new headset

[neat prairie]

The only way to get LR is by the discord

[viscid walrus]

Account is banned too so you’d need a new account

[coral verge]

And this suggestion is saying there should be a way for under 13 users, which shouldn't be on this discord in the first place

[quiet thunder]

thats not how it works

[neat prairie]

Yes therefore they can not access the discord meaning they can’t apply for LR

Oh I get it

[tropic lynx]

as a lab rat i think it would be accepting if there was a DIFFERENT role for labrats under 13

[neat prairie]

I get what you’re saying

[manic garden]

I think the OP is saying they're under 13

[neat prairie]

Since there’s a role for u13 but they can’t access the discord meaning they’ve no way of applying @coral verge

Is that what you’re saying

[neat prairie]

No before that

[drowsy sun]

is this what it's like to be a bystander of an hour long argument/debate

[coral verge]

Yes. Also discord itself is 13+.
I think the person suggesting this might be asking for a way to apply in game? Or they didn't know discord was 13+ since if you read #2 in their message they said they aren't 13

[coral verge]

Yes. Make some popcorn while you're at it

[manic garden]

I don't know if they're arguing
I just think that the op should get banned for being underage

[drowsy sun]

oh i just did

[mossy portal]

He’s under aged

[drowsy sun]

the op should be banned XD

[manic garden]

am I dense or something because I don't get it

[glass imp]

You need to be 13 to join the server…

[gusty wraith]

Aaaaaaaaaa

[viscid walrus]

Just reported to the discord mods

[gusty wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/thundercron-gog-vr-game-gods-of-gravity-gog-tournament-gif-651801806805922611

[drowsy sun]

what aren't you getting

[mossy portal]

Yeah FR

[drowsy sun]

im waiting for slay the princess to load

[gusty wraith]

Holes

[drowsy sun]

wrong channel

[manic garden]

why it's funny?
I'm assuming because I'm stating the obvious

[viscid walrus]

You need to be 13+ to use discord…

[mossy portal]

Chat report his discord user for being under aged

[drowsy sun]

it's funny imo because he openly admitted to being underage and still hasnt been banned

[manic garden]

not exactly openly
but he should for sure get banned

[gusty wraith]

Nah imma do my own thing

Report his account for frau-

[viscid walrus]

Just reported to discord trust and safety

[drowsy sun]

i think a person over 13 would be sure to state that they're over 13 and not just not 13

[viscid walrus]

😃

[gusty wraith]

That one person who put a checkmark

[manic garden]

yeah you'd think that
some people are...

can I call people slow?

[drowsy sun]

i wouldn't

[gusty wraith]

Huh

[manic garden]

not you

[mossy portal]

Chat his username is about to be user deleted

[drowsy sun]

i'm pretty sure it's offensive and not just to the person in question

[glass imp]

ik

[viscid walrus]

And we ban them when we find them

[drowsy sun]

priss peiy >:D

[manic garden]

yeah I'm not actually sure
I feel like I've seen you call yourself slow

[drowsy sun]

wrong channel AGAIN

[drowsy sun]

i probably was mocking people who call each other slow

probably not

[viscid walrus]

No action yet…

[drowsy sun]

because i'm super fast!!! runs around epicly

[coral verge]

Evidence piece #1:
"plush are small and little kids are small"
"I am just a plush (plush are small and I am small)"

• Comparing themselves to plushies, which they also said were like kids

Evidence piece #2:
"I am pretty sure if I say I am 13 (which I am not) I will maybe get banned"

• Confirming they are not 13, and thinking they will get banned if they aren't. (Probably under 13)

[manic garden]

mr fear, is it okay to call people slow in yeeps?

[drowsy sun]

'mr fear' is badass

[manic garden]

that's his name

[sturdy minnow]

Who wants to bet he gets banned within 5 minutes

[viscid walrus]

Eoic

[drowsy sun]

and it's badass

[viscid walrus]

Not if it’s used to discriminate..

[mossy portal]

So epic

[manic garden]

oh good

[gusty wraith]

You know what is small that one guy from big hero six

[drowsy sun]

the micro bots??

[regal flume]

No, you 1 can’t even play when your younger than 10, 2 you arnt even supposed to have dc when your younger than 13

[gusty wraith]

What, if they’re confirming that they are not 13 and in fact older and what if the plushy are big?

[restive loom]

So you are under 13?

[drowsy sun]

the plushy are NOT big, he explicitly say the plushy are small

[manic garden]

what is that show
I keep seeing it
is it a show??

[drowsy sun]

lol why'd i instinctively phrase it like that

[gusty wraith]

Nuh uh

I say, I summoned snap class on the fourth of my behalf

[drowsy sun]

inanimate insanity!!! also peak!!!

[mossy portal]

@glacial adder is clearly under age

[restive loom]

Isn’t it bannable to be under 13 on discord? Violates the terms of service right

[coral verge]

That's probably not the case. Usually people don't assume you have to be exactly 13 when it says 13+

[drowsy sun]

he's being banned!!!

[coral verge]

Yeah it is. That's what we're discussing here.
The fate of OP

[drowsy sun]

anyways imna go back to playing slay the princess until something interesting happens

[gusty wraith]

I remember when discord warnings were weren’t a thing and you would just get immediately banned after doing one accidental thing

[manic garden]

the celebration of removing a small child from the discord is crazy

[gusty wraith]

I am all for it but the issue is you need to be 13 to use Discord

[manic garden]

rest in peace op, shouldn't have ratted yourself out

[gusty wraith]

Something interesting happened

[restive loom]

He’s definitely underage you can tell with the way he types even people
Who are typing in shortener ways don’t say stuff like that, also no person over 13 would want underage apps, and he says he’s not 13 and he knows it’s bannable

Why are we discussing

Just report him to Yeeps and discord

[tawdry bramble]

You have to be 13 or older to be on discord.

[manic garden]

we did

[lament basin]

No No and NO

[restive loom]

Oh ok

[gusty wraith]

Also guys even if we have enough info we still need proof of him exactly saying he’s under we can’t just go by speculations

[restive loom]

Why is there a discussion then?

[manic garden]

talking to talk

[gusty wraith]

@gusty wraith this would really help you out :)

[restive loom]

He did say so

[gusty wraith]

Where does it say he said his exact age?

[brisk violet]

i was just looking and saw this 🙏

[gusty wraith]

I know

[restive loom]

And he agonowledged it’s bannable, so if he’s olde than 24 it won’t be bannable meaning he must be under

[coral verge]

He said he didn't want to be banned because he selected "I am 13+" in the signup.

[compact quail]

Technically you can’t have Yeeps if your under 13

[gusty wraith]

Still that is speculation

[manic garden]

snitches get stitches dawg

[restive loom]

Parent managed account

[gusty wraith]

Nah

[native nymph]

ur prob gonna get banned

[quiet thunder]

NOOOOO😭

[restive loom]

Nobody will say outright they’re underage, no discord ban goes off of that basis

[mossy portal]

Aren’t the people who said ✅ this emoji under aged too

[gusty wraith]

It had to be done

[coral verge]

Yes, but the colorful art made meta decide it was for 10+
Devs should be able to choose their own app ratings

[restive loom]

If that was needed no underage kids would be banned from discord yet many are

[gusty wraith]

If discord moderators could ban people just because of speculations then a lot of people would’ve gotten banned here

[gusty wraith]

I think it would be cool to have fun with some of my friends that can’t get lab rat because of their age like Benley

[gusty wraith]

You need to exact evidence

[restive loom]

Nope that for sure is speculation, maybe but we can’t be sure enough they just may want more people to have access to uodates

[viscid walrus]

How many colors are there for the pets?

[gusty wraith]

Exactly one

[gusty wraith]

Exquisite response 🗿

[waxen summit]

Idk

[gusty wraith]

My calculations are correct

[viscid walrus]

That’s an interesting number

[manic garden]

10 each I think

[restive loom]

But your saying somebody need to straight up admit it, that’s like a serial killer saying I’m not innocent snd not getting arrested 💀

[viscid walrus]

Ah

[sturdy minnow]

10 or 11 per pet

[manic garden]

I could be very wrong

[viscid walrus]

Imma get them all

[mossy portal]

Does anybody have a game idea?

[sturdy minnow]

I already did 😊

[restive loom]

30??! 💀

[mossy portal]

Also, I’m just gonna text random stuff and till something interesting happens

[viscid walrus]

All in every color

[coral verge]

I saw a comment on YouTube saying they got a black and dark gray cat. I have to get them. And then name then after my irl black cat

[viscid walrus]

Yes

[gusty wraith]

This is a discord server not a massacre. This discord server has rules when people are under age. We need exact proof not speculations because some peoples voices are squeaky. Some peoples voices are deep if we just went out for the people who have squeaky voices then a lot of people would’ve gotten falsely banned.

[restive loom]

3 bundles is wild

[manic garden]

mr fear are they adding the horse pet next?

[mossy portal]

Till google is dumb

[viscid walrus]

I will continue to be one of the only players with EVERY item in Yeeps

[gusty wraith]

The next update:

[coral verge]

Good luck. And hope your wallet doesn't go dry

[viscid walrus]

Meh

Won’t need to if I get bank from my Community World

[coral verge]

Crazy

[cold lantern]

You have to be 13 to be in discord

[viscid walrus]

I’m making an onlyup so I think I can

[mossy portal]

We all know that

[manic garden]

code?

[viscid walrus]

https://discord.com/channels/1197017602292207666/1345953695560368159

There’s only one lever as of now

Actually wait

[coral verge]

Sick name for an idea that's been used a ton

[glass imp]

why did this suggestion become the new general chat

[mossy portal]

Do a 🤚if you know he’s under aged

[coral verge]

Because the bad idea attracts attention

[viscid walrus]

Who knows

I’m waiting til they get banned

[manic garden]

I just realized, you don't know me because my discord and what my actual yeep looks like are completely disconnected
and you'll never know who I am either

[restive loom]

Give me one reason he would say he’s not 13 and that he could get banned for it if he’s older, that’s not speculation that’s simply him rewording it

If you say that you are breaking the rules that counts as uou admitting to it

We shouldnt let him off the hook, if he truely is old enough ha can go through support, but if he’s not we can’t let him continue using the app

[viscid walrus]

Nobody following the rules rewords it like that…

Plus

[restive loom]

Yeah like I said before imagine a criminal in court saying I’m not innocent, yet they just assume he’s talking about something else snd not the crime he’s accused of

[viscid walrus]

He wouldn’t be making a suggestion to allow -12 to apply for a strictly 13+ role if they were already 13+

[restive loom]

That’s like us assuming he means he’s older and not saying he’s younger

[viscid walrus]

He did admit it tho

[restive loom]

Ye

[viscid walrus]

It’s possible he’s been banned already

Their status has been "invisible" since I first checked

[restive loom]

Yeah as he hasn’t responded to any messages

[viscid walrus]

That too

No response and is invisible

One sec

[sturdy minnow]

He’s not banned yet…

[viscid walrus]

Yup, this is the last message they sent..

[viscid walrus]

Not off the discord server

[sturdy minnow]

He’s on now

[viscid walrus]

Oh

[sturdy minnow]

He deleted his message

[viscid walrus]

His message got deleted

[sturdy minnow]

Someone pinged him so we could find that to see if he got banned

[viscid walrus]

If he did it himself, I already reported it to both discord and the mods

[sturdy minnow]

Many people did

[restive loom]

Yep he’s definitely going to be banned at least

[viscid walrus]

He got banned

[restive loom]

Discord is very unforgiving when it comes to Sri this stuff

[viscid walrus]

Discord mods did it

[restive loom]

My friend said the number 1 2 3 without the 3 in the same message as

I’m once and got banned

He put in a ticket and it was appealed luckily though

[sturdy minnow]

Welp, our work is done here

Kirbo, awaaaaaayyyyy

[viscid walrus]

Yeah, people will report your message to get you banned if you say your age is anything under -13

[restive loom]

Wild

[viscid walrus]

Ya gotta be careful

Even if you’ve proven to discord you are 13+ say you aren’t even as a joke and they won’t hesitate

[restive loom]

Do y’all think I should get the leprechaun bundle since I’m a leprechaun? I’m tempted but the yeepflation has made it cost my kidney

[sturdy minnow]

Sell both your kidneys

[restive loom]

Yeah

[restive loom]

2 bundles????

[sturdy minnow]

Yes

[restive loom]

Nah fr though ima but the bundle and I’m not sure if I should get it, ima get the jet, and 2 pets at least swells o I’ll basically be all out

[viscid walrus]

I have all da bundles

[restive loom]

Like buttcoin ones?

Since astronaut

?

[viscid walrus]

Ye

[restive loom]

Dam wild

[sturdy minnow]

Wow

[restive loom]

The dedication (or little impulse control) is wild

[viscid walrus]

I even have alpha bundle
(Technically not a bundle cuz I didn’t buy it.. but I did get the alpha hoodie and hat!)

[sturdy minnow]

I have all pets, am I also financially irresponsible?

[restive loom]

It’s always funny to see ccs impulse buy buttcoins in their lab videos

[restive loom]

Yes

[sturdy minnow]

Yay

[restive loom]

But I want them too 😭

I’m too poor

[sturdy minnow]

I spent all my leftover money so now I’m broke

[restive loom]

Actually I’m not really I could prolly buy everything 2-3 times over I’m just stingy 😭

And I hate it

Ima just buy the bundle and maybe some extra

It’s 10 buck for 5k right?

[sturdy minnow]

20

[restive loom]

Damn

That’s a scam

[sturdy minnow]

I did it in 5 dollar payments each time

[restive loom]

Bundles should give 20k ngl

[sturdy minnow]

I’d say 15k

[restive loom]

Cause I still haven’t caught up to the updates and I’ve bought every other bundle

Most people can’t afford that much and so they just never catch up

They always gotta decide wether or not to get yhe new item or the one they were saving for

It sucks

[sturdy minnow]

I’ve gotten every bundle since the ocean update

[restive loom]

Nice

[sturdy minnow]

And grapple update

[coral verge]

40 CAD for bundles. This is partly why I haven't gotten any

[restive loom]

I got pirate and party, I mainly want the buttcoins but I just can’t buy bad item bundles or bad fit bundles

Physically can’t

Like Halloween was so bad

That snowball 🤮

[restive loom]

And the general dumb little boxy pistol was ugly and I hated that it was a a duplicate

[coral verge]

It used to be 30, that's the thing

[restive loom]

Only alright duplicate was spartan Ig because the samurai sword was a while ago

[sturdy minnow]

Yeah that sucked

[restive loom]

Yeepflation irl is wild

[coral verge]

They changed it to 40 CAD for some reason

[restive loom]

Thought only trass did that

[sturdy minnow]

When have you guys started playing?

[coral verge]

Also none of the bundles have seemed cool enough to me.
I just don't vibe with them

[coral verge]

I started playing Nov 18, a day before my bday, when I got my 3s headset. Would've played way before if I wasn't stuck on quest 1

[sturdy minnow]

I started launch day

Although I didn’t really like it until the grappling update

[coral verge]

I'm kinda just hopping between yeeps for the quests and then orion drift

If they added a gadget that let you stick to walls and ceilings then I would play yeeps way more

[rapid karma]

Uhh they kinda have grapplers you can kinda stick

[coral verge]

I want snappy, grabbing onto the surface type movement. Like the grabable bars but everywhere
Just like a magnet plate that activates when you press grip

[orchid olive]

**they’re

[orchid olive]

Prob like plungers

[orchid olive]

Hi elbearded

[viscid walrus]

I started day one of alpha

Also I’m calling it the Big Bang from now on

Yeeps Big Bang is day one of alpha

[rapid karma]

Maybe they could add like sticky gloves or sticky effect

[coral verge]

#1350674809381585008

I made a suggestion for it

[mossy portal]

Guys start the drama again

[sturdy minnow]

He got banned though

[mossy portal]

Did he get banned on discord

[sturdy minnow]

I think so

[mossy portal]

Alr lemme check

He is not banned

[sturdy minnow]

Oh I thought he did

[mossy portal]

I can still see his profile

[sturdy minnow]

What’s his name

?

[mossy portal]

Soulkiwidrop

[tawdry bramble]

Same

[tawdry bramble]

Same