Yeeps- Microwaveable and coolable Jesus plush doll update

[hazy flare]

It adds Microwaveable and coolable Jesus plush doll, a microwave, and a fridge. When you put the Microwaveable and coolable Jesus plush doll in a microwave, he heats up and acts like a grenade. When he explodes, he says let there be light and acts as a portable light source. When he is put in a fridge, he becomes a snowball. With the let there be light source. This would be the best yeeps update of all time and at least won't be a war update part 3 lol

Also is lavender scented, so if you don't microwave or fridge him, he will put people to sleep lol

React with 🔥 if this idea is fire

[pure spoke]

whyd u ping me for this who are you

[hazy flare]

Haha awsome update idea right

[pure spoke]

why did you ping me for this

[hazy flare]

Yeeps- Microwaveable and coolable Jesus plush doll update

[hazy flare]

Cause lol

[pure spoke]

why me tho i dont know who you are

[hazy flare]

G o o d

[hazy flare]

And again- I felt like it

[lusty scroll]

idk about this

tbh

dont think will be added

[silk dirge]

to all the haters out there - it's microwavable

oh and not even to mention that its coolable

[hazy flare]

YESSS

[hazy flare]

Best update ever lol

[silk dirge]

"erm nathan said no personal beliefs" but he said nothing about microwaveable and coolable plush doll beliefs

[hazy flare]

Yes

https://www.amazon.com/Tiralia-Microwavable-Coolable-Lavender-Christian/dp/B0DPF7KM42/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?crid=31U8UN8436Z13&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.mEcWELeq825zFK-1-A9rJbAnF_6LSnnM9-av9zP9-UoyxkpYsFrU_ct6KaUorSOq2b-ENdosUlgLyCyoh1lApt2C2JyP_m-jvjjV0sCsxf4lyIeZS4_k9L4UyAGH98n1HHy28ONo965HF9ehopXrm_6Z-d8YrsSAyyiHoCVUX18w0_5xyrzlSRVEehY_ab1bTeeXMWbqJCxQxC-gMsvSlg.PiID9Sl8d40-NxyAWw44Ky9d6yZla1zHnmObdN1iGdI&dib_tag=se&keywords=microwavable+and+coolable+jesus+plush+doll&qid=1738116266&sprefix=microwaveable+and+coolable+jesus+plush+doll%2Caps%2C137&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1

Repost this suggestion pls

Let's get Nathan to see it lol

Let's make this a religious cult lol

[silk dirge]

sorry but waluigi has me taken

[calm hamlet]

I’m okay with it as long as it is the yeeps plush, I am an atheist and am tired of people trying to get people and games to support their religion, I hate forcing religion and if you don’t have solid evidence then you shouldn’t even share/believe in it

[silk dirge]

ok but its microwaveable

[calm hamlet]

Ye, but it has to look like the yeeps plush

[eager flax]

FIREEEE

[silk dirge]

but its microwaveable

how can you pass that up

oh and not even to mention

coolable

mind blowing

[calm hamlet]

Microwaveable, coolable yeeps plush in all colors
$100000

[crisp sentinel]

They won't do that it's rule 6

[calm hamlet]

What are you talking about @crisp sentinel

[crisp sentinel]

?rule 6

It doesn't work in here

[atomic oxide]

He meant 8

[crisp sentinel]

#📃│rules

[crisp sentinel]

Yeah

[calm hamlet]

K

Bro confused the heck out of me

[warm tartan]

Yeahh

[warm tartan]

I don't force my religion I try to make them understand it though, a lot get the two confused.

[halcyon berry]

Cool idea but sadly it probably won’t be added

[halcyon berry]

Are you talking about this suggestion or because I don’t think he is forcing it he is just sharing a idea which is part of a religion or his religion also people suggest stuff like this all the time example is pride stuff

[calm hamlet]

Well, he said JESUS in the description and the guy I was talking to even said no to my alt idea

[upper spade]

Well they’re not gonna add this

They said they’re not adding anything religion lol

[silk dirge]

but its microwaveable and coolable

[upper spade]

just replace it with a yeeps plush

and then boom

[silk dirge]

no but like this is one of a kind

you cant just be microwaveable and coolable

thats like heavenly

[upper spade]

but I’m microwaveable and coolable 💔

[silk dirge]

im gonna microwave you

[upper spade]

AAA-

[silk dirge]

lmao

[robust coral]

they 100% wouldnt do this bc of contraversy. I personally respect ur religion, but Trass would'nt do it bc it would cause seperation and sensetive topics in yeeps.

[hazy flare]

Awwwww

[hazy flare]

Yeah me too it's just a funny plush I found on Amazon lol

[hazy flare]

Bro rule 6 is no sharing personal info lol

[hazy flare]

But making it Jesus would be funnier. It is still a plush lol

[hazy flare]

I know, this entire thread is a joke. People are taking this way to seriously

[stone oracle]

Yummy microwave

[hazy flare]

Yes. The Microwaveable and coolable Jesus plush doll eating update

[stone oracle]

Yummers

[hazy flare]

@dusk moss why don't you like my suggestion?

[slender lily]

Kinda random tho

How do you like your jesus

Well done or medium rare

[dense cypress]

A holy grenade

[hazy flare]

Let there be extremely lightly done

[hazy flare]

Holy hand grenade

[dense cypress]

Basically

[hazy flare]

This could be the april fools updaye

[upper spade]

They said they wouldn’t add religion

[upper spade]

No, because not everyone has the same beliefs

[halcyon berry]

Well I mean he said Jesus because it’s literally a Jesus doll and I’m sorry for that guy not liking your idea?

[robust coral]

oh 😭

[crisp sentinel]

Rule 8 I meant

[bleak aspen]

I thought this was something about offending religion but no lol it’s just a bomb.

[hazy flare]

It's not about belief, it's about microwaveability

[severe spindle]

Don’t forget about how coolable it is too

[hazy flare]

Yes, can't forget coolable

[upper spade]

its not gonna get added if its jesus lol

theyd prob do this but a yeeps plush

[hazy flare]

The fact that it's Jesus is not the spirit of this post, it is the Microwaveability

And coolability

[upper spade]

then change it lol

[hazy flare]

The Microwaveability of jesus

And coolability

[mild orchid]

put you cant just change the microwaveable and coolable plush

[upper spade]

since if they added this they would need to add everyones beleifs

[hazy flare]

No, than it's not as funny.

[mild orchid]

but its a jesus plush that’s microwaveable

and coolable

how can you complain

[upper spade]

Theyre not gonna add it if its jesus

[mild orchid]

its not just jesus

its a microwaveable and coolable jesus plush

[ashen quiver]

How does the doll taste?

[mild orchid]

matters if you heat it up or cool it

[ashen quiver]

if you ate it heated how would it taste

[mild orchid]

Like steak

[ashen quiver]

Tasty what about cooled

[mild orchid]

tastes like ice cream

vanilla

[ashen quiver]

Nice what if I drown him in boiling water and freeze him how would that taste

[severe spindle]

Steak flavored ice cream

[ashen quiver]

Where do you buy it so I can test?

[upper spade]

If they add this, then they’d have to add something for every religion. It wouldn’t be fair to the people who believe in something else, or just don’t believe in Jesus.

I’m saying just change the Jesus plush into a yeeps plush

so it would appeal to everyone

[ashen quiver]

But its microwaveable and coolable plus its lavender scented

[upper spade]

Also we have this

[upper spade]

so just change it into a yeeps plush

[ashen quiver]

Just market it as long haired microwaveable and coolable lavender scented ancient man

[upper spade]

💀

[ashen quiver]

Now can we get it?

[upper spade]

They’d still probably not add it lol

It would be sorta random

[ashen quiver]

What if they put it in a moderator only area to give away in wilds to make the traders happier

[upper spade]

moderators don’t get an “area” 👍

and moderators don’t even get special blocks lol

[ashen quiver]

Mod item like lime?

[upper spade]

…

That’s not a mod item

that’s a dev item

mods don’t get any extra stuff

[cerulean kernel]

Magnifying glass

[ashen quiver]

Well damn I got given lime told it was a mod colour that only mods have but they dont have it

[upper spade]

by extra I mean blocks and stuff that aren’t obtainable

The magnifying glass is a tool

[ashen quiver]

So can long haired microwaveable and coolable lavender scented ancient man be a tool

[upper spade]

what

the magnifying glass helps them moderate

[ashen quiver]

So put a camera on long haired microwaveable and coolable lavender scented ancient man and let them secretly watch people

[upper spade]

what

[ashen quiver]

...

Like bro what do you have against long haired microwaveable and coolable lavender scented ancient man like bro what did he do to you

[tall wigeon]

This violates rule 8, and will 100% not be added

[hazy flare]

It's. A. Joke.

[tall wigeon]

May cause controversy

In this thread

Not the best look 4 u

[silk dirge]

no bc it's microwaveable

and coolable

[rotund mango]

Yes

[ashen quiver]

Bro it's just long haired microwaveable and coolable lavender scented ancient man

[upper spade]

Don’t make suggestions for jokes

They take up room for actual suggestions

[hazy flare]

Your overreacting

[upper spade]

and then the max thread limit gets reached

[upper spade]

You’re*

and no, I’m not

I was just criticizing your suggestion and then telling you to not make joke suggestions

[upper spade]

which has actually happened in the past

[hazy flare]

It's 1 thread, and it is not the only joke thread. WHAT ABOUT THE 80 FEMBOY UPDATE THREADS PER SECOND

[upper spade]

There’s actually not 80 of them

there’s just one big thread

also there’s nothing wrong with those

They’re not jokes lmao

[hazy flare]

This is one big thread

[upper spade]

okay?

I was telling you there’s not 80 of them

[hazy flare]

And they are jokes

[upper spade]

says the one who said I’m “overreacting”

[upper spade]

No, they aren’t

[hazy flare]

So this one is the only one that's wrong

[upper spade]

they’re actual suggestions because people would actually want to see them

[upper spade]

not the only one

I’m just telling you not to make suggestions as jokes

and now you’re crashing out 😭

[hazy flare]

People laugh at microwavable and coolable Jesus plush doll

[silk dirge]

nathan said there's no problem as long as there's no spam

[hazy flare]

Yes

[hazy flare]

Thank you

[silk dirge]

i do

[upper spade]

it still takes up max thread limit and people have been punished in the past for it

[upper spade]

I don’t 😼 🤑 😎

[silk dirge]

that's for spam

[silk dirge]

i do 😎

[upper spade]

😼 🤑 😎

[silk dirge]

anyways it's not really a problem

[upper spade]

Best emoji combo

[hazy flare]

You are the only 9ne who's against a joke thread

[silk dirge]

it's just one

[upper spade]

ik I was just telling him

[upper spade]

I was giving it actual criticism

I didn’t know it was a “joke”

you’d have to indicate that

plus now you’re getting mad 😭

[hazy flare]

DUDE ITS A Yeeps- Microwaveable and coolable Jesus plush doll update

[hazy flare]

It is obviously a joke

[upper spade]

You said it was for April fools 😭

[hazy flare]

April

[upper spade]

you said it was for April fools

[hazy flare]

Fools

[hazy flare]

Joke

[upper spade]

also I clearly didn’t see that

[ashen quiver]

Bro it's a long haired microwaveable and coolable lavender scented ancient man

[hazy flare]

So just stop overreacting

[upper spade]

peoples brains work differently

[silk dirge]

yall r such goblins

[thin rover]

[upper spade]

how am I overreacting 😭

[hazy flare]

Yes, finally

[silk dirge]

and i thought i argued over dumb shxt

[upper spade]

You were the one typing in all caps 😭

[hazy flare]

You are crashing out about a Microwaveable and coolable Jesus plush doll

[thin rover]

Cool idea

[upper spade]

you’re mad I didn’t like your suggestion

[hazy flare]

Thx

[upper spade]

how am I crashing out?

[silk dirge]

how is he?

[upper spade]

Link one message where I crashed out

[silk dirge]

he used caps yes

he's not angry

[ashen quiver]

I actually want this in game ngl

[upper spade]

he was typing in all caps yelling at me about femboy update 😭

[ripe cosmos]

Hell yes

[silk dirge]

yall both need to do the ancient art of shutting the beans up

this is idiotic at best

[upper spade]

all I did was criticize his suggestion and now he’s getting pissed lmao

[hazy flare]

You aren't the only one who dislikes it, you are the only one to just start arguing about how it will NEVER be added and how this thread should be taken down.

[silk dirge]

you're here too bro

[upper spade]

blawg all I said was to not make suggestions for jokes 😭

[silk dirge]

both yall making fools of urself

[upper spade]

nah

I’d win 😱 🤑 😼 😎

[silk dirge]

you look like an idiot to me

like rn

[ashen quiver]

Real

[upper spade]

because I am one

😱 🤑 😼 😎

[silk dirge]

idioter than normal

[upper spade]

Nuh uh

[silk dirge]

yuh huh

[upper spade]

😱 🤑 😼 😎

[silk dirge]

im gonna leave

[upper spade]

he was getting mad that I told him not to make joke suggestions lol

[ashen quiver]

K

[upper spade]

Copying my father smh /j

[ashen quiver]

Bro you actually need to work on not raging

Imma leave too anyway so bye I guess?🫡

[upper spade]

who me?

I was never raging

I was being respectful and sharing my opinion

[upper spade]

maybe not the most respectful? But I was never raging

[keen copper]

Bro guys. It's a joke

[analog tangle]

I thought you arent allowed to make joke suggestion?

[silk dirge]

only if you're spamming them

which also applies to normal

[analog tangle]

ah ok

[abstract chasm]

Isn't that racist though your saying to microwave Jesus

[analog tangle]

how is it racist?

[silk dirge]

race isnt even close to being involved here

[abstract chasm]

Your saying to use Jesus as a grenade

[violet loom]

This would just be

Kinda controversial ngl

[south scarab]

Huh?

[silk dirge]

where tf is race involved

how is this racist

[silk dirge]

also you're*

[abstract chasm]

Why are you so mad I was just wondering and was asking and then your cursing

[south scarab]

We’re just asking how what wacky said is racist

[native pagoda]

No? Lmao these two things have no similarities at all

[abstract chasm]

I was talkig abot the Jesus plush not what you guys were sayig

Idk how you guys are mad a me just asking a question

I don't think whacky should be a labrat he's calling people idiots and he's cursing at people

[south scarab]

We’re asking how it’s racist to microwave Jesus?

I’m not mad I’m just curious

[upper spade]

they’re*

[upper spade]

wacky*

[abstract chasm]

Because what does a microwave do? It cooks and can also burn stuff. So saying to microwave Jesus is bad and then saying to use it as a weapon

[upper spade]

It’s a joke 😭

[south scarab]

Do you not know what coolable means?

[abstract chasm]

You shouldn't joke about culture you can say a microwavable Yeeps Plush not culture

I do and I'm talking about microwavable

[south scarab]

Also proof?

[abstract chasm]

Read above then

[south scarab]

First off, they are obviously friends and just joking with each other
Second, “tf” is allowed to be said in this discord and if it wasn’t then wacky would’ve not said it

[abstract chasm]

They don't seem like friends and plus knowing that some people are underaged in Yeeps this isn't rlly a good example

[silk dirge]

im underaged in glarbic years but not earth years

[upper spade]

me and wacky are friends-

[calm hamlet]

Let’s make it clear that they are not adding this or if they do, it will be less violent and religious

[wet plover]

Listen I love Jesus n all but idk if we should force religion

Bc ppl have other religions too

Muslim, Islam, I could go on

[silk dirge]

no i haet you bit!!! your meen and stinky becuse you sayed you're haet beans!!!!

[upper spade]

you’re*

🤑

[silk dirge]

dies with rizz

[covert plank]

okay i wouldve said rule 8 but im ngl this is kinda funny

i need this in the game lol

[hazy flare]

YESSSSSSS

[covert plank]

[floral apex]

Bro u can’t smell the game

[south scarab]

It’s a joke suggestion

[covert plank]

Beauty

[ionic jay]

this would be kinda controversial, definitely not gonna be added

(i dont mean any offense, im just saying my opinion)

[hazy flare]

Yeah

[hazy flare]

It's a joke

[covert plank]

no

it will be added

nathan said it will

[hazy flare]

What?

[covert plank]

Trust me i know everything

[hazy flare]

Prove it

[hazy flare]

What's my real name

@covert plank

[covert plank]

Sockboy2011

[hazy flare]

YOOOOOOO

[hazy flare]

How did you know?!?!?!

Let's get to 1000 messages

[inland slate]

Yeeps probably wouldn’t release this bc some ppl don’t support it.

[covert plank]

no it will be added

[inland slate]

um ok

[subtle thunder]

pretty sure this is a joke forum

[slender lily]

Ye

[hazy flare]

Duh

[analog cipher]

Not everyone is Christian

[analog tangle]

this is a joke post... also true

[analog cipher]

How is this a joke?

[analog tangle]

suggestion*

sorry

[analog cipher]

It’s fine

😁👍

[undone lake]

christ

[mild orchid]

SO OLD ITS GOT A DELETED USER

[glossy siren]

Put people to sleep is wild

[glossy siren]

Eyes on the prize team eyes on the prizr

[modern ridge]

<@&1294374590444867675> as much as I want this added(as an atheist) this breaks rule one of the suggestion rules

[sly granite]

I'll take a look!