tax evasion update

[candid smelt]

You need to pay 50 butt coins in taxes every 10 minutes or the federal poleeps will detain you and use tech web items as collateral untill you are bankrupt with no items on the tech web thus you will be indicted by a grand jury for tax evasion and put in custody for three hours then put on trial for tax evasion in front of a judge and a jury, you have the right to lawyer if you cannot afford one you are not forced to testify against yourself. If you have a friend or famiyeep they can bail you out for 3000 butt coins or you will be sent to federal prison for three years. Edit: You can outrun the poleeps but they will get faster the more taxes you evade, if you pay taxes off while running you will be forgiven and can continue yeeping. This doesn't take effect untill a week of playing yeeps. Edit 2: Due to the fact that checks and balances are neccassary to sustain a reasonable uncorrupted goverment I hearby add congreep senyeep and the presideep with cabinet. along with that, we provide all the nessacary departments in case the presiyeep is assasinated.

[candid smelt]

[dusty gyro]

IS THAT ME?

[candid smelt]

nop

[candid smelt]

i love evading my taxes

[autumn aspen]

Real

[dusky osprey]

@deep kernel

[zenith ravine]

@deep kernel

[zenith ravine]

Meanie >:(

[dusky osprey]

we have the same braincell

[dusky osprey]

Nuhuh

[candid smelt]

huh

[zenith ravine]

Meow

[dusky osprey]

UwU

[deep kernel]

WOAH

Tax evasion :D

[candid smelt]

it includes the entire simplified judicial system too!

[surreal skiff]

unorthodox accounting on rblx

[surreal skiff]

💀

[candid smelt]

i just created an entire government for tax evasion

[calm vector]

Help me physically and mentally

[candid smelt]

bump

i need sparkly thingies

[candid smelt]

bump

[ivory gazelle]

This would be cool, but then we’d have to get rid of Steve

[candid smelt]

PLEASE

[native dew]

.

[wanton island]

Tax evasion is crazzy

[nova gate]

no

[candid smelt]

yes

[nova gate]

no

[candid smelt]

hush

[nova gate]

no

[candid smelt]

ok

[nova gate]

e

[candid smelt]

we need this

government is neccassary in yeeps

[candid smelt]

bump

[spare ingot]

I love this as a joke suggestion

[candid smelt]

real

[mild yew]

This reminds me of the game "Turnup commits tax evasion", and also for some reason there's a zipper cosmetic in-game that's a turnup with a knife.

[candid smelt]

crazy

[candid smelt]

pleasepleas

[old barn]

This update would be so fun (not because I do this in real life)

[candid smelt]

I do this in real life!

Who doesn't?!

[prisma flower]

i dont cuz im not old enough to pay taxes

[candid smelt]

bump

[candid smelt]

can i have a pleaseburger cheese

[calm vector]

True tho

[candid smelt]

i love tax evasion

[candid smelt]

evade em all

[cursive ibex]

Tax Evasion

[candid smelt]

Let's all evade our taxes!

[tacit bridge]

What 💀

[candid smelt]

I need itttt

[candid smelt]

It also establishes a independant govt and country

small addition

[tacit bridge]

[candid smelt]

It has A YRS

Kinda like the IRS

but for buttcoins

[sharp karma]

Or you could evade the IRS

Sorry the YRS

[candid smelt]

ts is so peak

[earnest scaffold]

Then im dipping Yeeps

[candid smelt]

But yk you can evade the taxes

[earnest scaffold]

Bet

[candid smelt]

Tax evasion

[dapper pier]

Sup

[mint glade]

I agree with this idea (I didn’t read it yet 😭)

[thick bison]

This should be the next years April fools update LMAO

[dapper pier]

@thick bison fr

[short summit]

🚨

[candid smelt]

It includes an entire simplified government.

[thick bison]

Bro this makes Yeeps so much more realistic

It’s so relatable

:)

[candid smelt]

Why did you report?

[mint glade]

lol

[candid smelt]

The FYC (Federal Yeep Commision) Is hunting me btw

[short summit]

Contains illegal real life information. Offensive item: “tax evasion update”

[mint glade]

Wild, lol

[candid smelt]

DOYBCP Is my favorite agency

[candid smelt]

It's not irl information it's just a law😭

[thick bison]

Here’s the thing:
A. You didn’t report anything
B. It’s not a rule in this server

Nvm he did report it

But still B.

[vast bay]

No

[candid smelt]

Aw man

[thick bison]

Yes

[candid smelt]

Woohoop

[thick bison]

I agree with this update

[vast bay]

Should be cotton

[thick bison]

Yo facts

But the techweb thing wouldn’t really work then

[candid smelt]

Money doesn't come out of generators for the public

[vast bay]

Makes more sense

[thick bison]

They should add a copy of gta 6 for one of the new techweb items

[candid smelt]

butt coins do, They are the main currency

[slate horizon]

Why g beast?

😭

[vast bay]

But everyone would be in jail tho

[candid smelt]

Then evade your taxes

and don't go

run from the police

[vast bay]

The police get faster at one point they will go thru walls bc of how fast

[candid smelt]

Use sniper to remove

[vast bay]

Bru

[quartz dirge]

Not the gbeast😭

[candid smelt]

Yes the gbeast

[dreamy crescent]

This would be kinda boring. This would be like adding buying groceries to the game lol

[candid smelt]

You're such a party pooper

[solar spruce]

Yeah we should give him to goblagg empire

[candid smelt]

i agree

[mystic tendon]

Fr

[candid smelt]

I love tax evasion!

[novel anchor]

needed

[candid smelt]

ts does not pmo

[soft sapphire]

Tax evasion is a fun sport I play 🙃

[hidden leaf]

YES YES YES WE NEED THISSSSS

[marble sail]

this isn't out? weird, because i'm not a lab rat

[dreamy crescent]

As someone who doesn’t pay taxes this would be peak

[river fractal]

Dang

[candid smelt]

I love tax evasion, Nathan, please add this!

[novel anchor]

yesyesyes

[candid smelt]

YESS