#generally-off-topic
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like bro sometimes 40 is just too slow when you can clearly see and the road is clean and shit
20 over is wild 😭
Listen jaylen you gotta understand
i would speed when i just got my license i thought it was cool but i dont anymore
Dont even care those were $100 swim shorts and i onky used them once before the hotel fucking stole them
Theres some roads where the speed limit doesn’t make sense
Genuinely cant even blame me
Like that road went from a 55 to a 40
ur talking to someone who thinks 40 is fast
wow they bitches too
And then sign was literally waaaaaay ahead of where he was posted
I dont like driving at all
alkways respect the red lights tho
too stressful
And like i get it
and put your blinkers
I understand that
Its just insane that it goes from a 55 to a 40
And the road looks exactly the same as it did before
No restaurants no buildings nothing
Don't they have signs?
depends if its for road works and you see theres no cars at the other end you cadn go
Country roads
Not for another half mile or so
it is but
I saw it as 55
i lowk trust myself more than others so
bro omg @woeful ingot @proud dock i was driving my friend home yesterday and i was going in the left line right, the car in front TURN RIGHT (no blinkers or anything) then TURN LEFT WHERE I WAS GOING out of no where and we almost died
bro like
oh my godi h ate
and i love having comfort
stupid people
instead of crowded places
I experience this shit daily
How it feels being a safe drivr who doesnt dnd or ever been pulled over
I don't trust anyone with a car so I just dont drive
buses n shit
bro like
no cars at all
omg
I live in California idversa these idiots are always trying to kill me
hello brandon
Why's he so massive
imagine the ninja gif
let me do it first next time pls
Bro i saved you
You dont have embed perms
thats why i said next time
aw crap I lost all my media
did i whiff the recovery or nah
No
Its called grapple hammer
Chat
If ehs eye pee does recovery and it whiffs
man what
Did he even recovery
Omg guys
Its like the tree that falls in the woods and no one saw it
by his toes
I hate it here
i can see a few pixel overlapping
Guilty gear time
Brawlhalla
Potemkin?
no you can’t
Potemkin
Oh
You get to explode people
Meow
Bedman lowk a high cortisol character
Evil ass building
sounds stressful
Whats this from?
Its a card game bro
Guilty gear strive
like greed island?
just play portal
Its a card collector and u battle
was peak
Alpine did i show you my Manga
Collect cards and battle players
Yes
Ok
I like the battle tower arc that was my favorite
I dont have snap anymore or i would show u some gameplay and my peak collection
So I'm like 1900 already
The progenitor of tournament arcs
didn't yyh have a better one? Than the chunin exams?
Yyh was peak
I LOVE THE YYH TOURNAMENT ARC
ITS THE ONLY PART IVE SEEN
AND ITS MY FAVORITE
Real
If an anime doesn’t have a tournament arc its not worth my time
Jaylen we should lock in on some bleach manga
Actually no lemme rephrase
Trust
If a shonen doesn’t have a tournament arc
so what about aot?
no time
Btw the manga app u told me about is fire
I didn’t really care for it
I have too many series to watch
Told you it was fire
does it have to be structured or a free for all thing like culling game works
Demon slayer 
Oh wait aot isn't even shonen
Any
Jjba fans are going crazy on tt with the sbr delay shii
Culling games is literally word for word bar for bar Morena from hxh ability
like
Ive been locking in on mha manga
everything about it is tied back to her
Ts fire
It got way better
is it not
I cant wait
apparently not, it fis another category but i forgot the name
Anyways, im the biggest aot fan in this server
Nah what
Did you buy the mega bundle in brawl halla
Aot is my fav anime
Nah
I only have Levi thx to Jaylen
He gave it to me a some tine ago
MIKAAAAASAAAAAAA
U just said aot is not for u bro
What are u on about
Its called seinen
Im the greatest larper in history
Ive been larping brawlhalla the ENTIRE TIME
True
IVE ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED THE GAME!!!!!!!
I beat alpine in brawl btw
I love aot but i geek out when it comes to bleach lore
YOUVE BEEN GOT!!!!!!!!
Me with hxh
NO ONE HAS EVER BEATEN ME OR LOST TO ME

YALL BEEN FIGHTING MY YOUNGER SISTEr!!!!!!!!
ALPINE ISNT EVEN REAL!!
QUIVER BEFORE ME!
We should do a ft10 sometime
ok thats enough
Do what
becomes?
BRAIN DAMAGE INSTALL!!!!!
ya
oh I hate brawl too much for this
@woeful ingot 678565
When are we adding DMC to brawlhalla
NO
k then
When's ur next KOTH?
When brawl comes out with new skins
ur blocked
I would have done them but I was at work again
I’m all out of Cassidy’s
so summer 🥀
@fickle olive can we get a DMC crossover in brawlhalla i’ll sell you my car
Woah
Its a shitcan car but i want dante dmc in brawlhalla
deleting the game when that happens
I did have a lot of fun streaming for everyone this weekend
why
I feel like my commentary improved a lot since I’ve been hosting events
I thought we were like this diff 🤞
He’s busy!!
finding ways to ruin my legend
Jaylen are you jewish
shaddap
what the fuck
Can you help me become jewish i need money
Ehs eye pee switching up on all his day ones
I can't even say what I wanna say cause I'd get banned
He switched up on me once he found out i was passive
no way ur passive
Sips been my op since the beginning
I’d rather be passive than a loser 🗣️ 💯 🔥

I am the most passive asshole in queue at any given time
what's the difference 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
Werent you 2300
I might not even play for diamond this season
No more art contests
Bitches
Oh fair
2500 when
I gotta do placements again 🥀
oh FUCK ME
I might be tapped out for a bit
I MISSEF COMIC CON
LOL
Good luck, hope it goes well
Tysm
Yeah i hope it goes well too
95 of these comments are pure anger and hate
I’m scared asf but at least I have plenty of support
Were you talking about snapdash
No i said onyx was the best legend
Dude idk how bmg deals with this dipshit community
As in fun wise
Aren’t all brawl tik tok comments that way
I heard it’s worse than YT 😭
I dont really have many hate comments on my vids
Except this one
Community goes “Oh i hate passive parry players they ruin the game!” So bmg removes snapdash which is used to be passive and parry in response
And the community says “Why did you remove snapdash!!!!???? I quit!”
Bruh lol
Does this count as hatred and anger
This isn’t even close poison!!
Hold up one second
This is so vanilla !!!
I want to remind you that i play brawlhalla and im over 2500
What you know i know
And what i know you dont know
I know what hate is
I have opps in the queue
@glass star check the comments
This alpine is the op
Oh nooooo i dont get a like
Alpine is poisons biggest op while poison is alpines biggest crush 💕
Most of the people commenting follow me btw
So i dont even hate
Wow thats mean
Not surprising
I hate people
Someone said this 🥀🥀🥀
@blissful trench alt
Bro thinks he the only ulgrim main
Fym seven is washed
Can we get a 1 speed character
I hate people man
I like the spring breeze
and I like spending money
I like blasters
I wanna bankrupt bmg and ubislop
dexirty
Its very hard to spell dexter and morgan
Btw chat
😭
I got a shoutout today from Brawlhalla
Before they were live lol

I’m just that goated
Sbr fans have lost the whole plot
average TikTok watcher
Almost every Netflix post is flooded with "Where is sbr" comments 😭
As it should
Fym you dont know when episode 2 comes out
does he know
yo
tbf
if he wants to sell it he can sell it for 100 bucks more of what he originally bought it for
where can i talk to a staff?
ain't nobody gonna complain, still cheaper than new prices
create a ticket there or sum
you may be lucky if they even see it
(this if brawlhalla staff)
Y O U
fym you
your fault for deciding to start stream when I had to leave home
Y O U

L kuvy bro
yeah, had to get the ionized carbon fiber ones to walk out
Hello brawlhalla chat
Damn okay
i meant to say hi chris how are you
omg no way chris redfied
What
were just full of jokes today huh
Hi
something happened to lard?
They got to him
wdym?
probably, he isn't in the server anymore
or any servers that im in
king behavior
He got hacked
unfortunate
ima assume sylvia was also hacked
you have too much optimism
oh wait you probably don't know
well I know one thing
not all
unlike y'all I'm not in every "regular brawl server" 😭
oh we kinda uncovered this here
was prolly busy with sum elss
then
by what you say, it was intentional then
ngl ima be real, some of y'all but too much trust on each other, and then some of y'all just go at each others necks for no good reason at all or for shit that has literally nothing to do with y'all
you guys maybe should choose a lil more wisely on who you trust
and also not bite into everything some said
cuz i don't think some of those people are either actually regulars nor "ogs"
just people y'all vibed with at some point and decided to keep in touch
tho this is my personal opinion in the end y'all do whatever y'all want
tho I wouldn't call it optimism
just pointing out to the obvious "chain reaction" hack
oh you've been typing
I was on YouTube
like, there's some stuff of it that actually just makes me look at it and think "lord, do these people eat shit for breakfast bro"
play dusk
actual critical thinking of an unborn child bro
play seven
I seriously cannot fathom such stupidity
me seeing almost every other driver on the highway
tbh
daily basis of someone who drives ngl
tho yes, there are some special cases that like
I used to drive from the middle of michigan to detroit every weekend for like a year. 2 hours one way. people in detroit dont know how to breathe out of their nose
god, how did that one person got the license
Hacked
the requirements for a license are not strict enough
unfortunate
at all
my insurance for my car doubled just from moving to detroit. when i moved back it cut back in half
don't y'all also have a probation regime
im not from detroit
i only lived there for 2 years
worst 2 years of my life
genuinely
as in that thing where you should at least be really careful driving for 3 years
cuz a mistake could revoke your license almost instantly
we have that in my country
insurance just costs more until youre 26
oh
thats when most people are settling down in life, usually just going to work and home
think insurance here is the same no matter what
well that makes sense
tho we have probatory regime
before then is when life is more busy, friends, partying, college, etc.
and a card point system too, dunno if yall have that
if you get a reckless though you can instantly lose your license
same here
and you can get a reckless driving here for going 15 over
yet on I94 most people go 80+ in a 70
15 over the limit I assume
yeah
i see people going 90+ every single day
I personally used to go about 110 on my way to detroit, it was very dumb and ive slowed down a lot since then. sold the mustang
do y'all also have a sort of ranking system in driving mistskes?
dunno the proper word for it in english
just points that determine if you have a license or not
we have different kinds of licenses though, for commercial use
like different levels of CDL as well as a chauffeurs license
you must have a chauffers license for vehicles over 10k lbs
and a cdl for any kind of semi
wether it's light, heavy, etc
there are different classifications for different types
im pretty sure based off of being able to operate manual or automatic as well as air brakes
oh ye, we also have the weight thing
tho kinds depends
the weight thing is kinda more applied to comercial veichles
if its people transportation I think above or starting from 9 seats its considered a heavy vehicle
tho, in the "driving mistakes" ranking thing I meant earlier it was like
ok it's called administrative offence
theres like, light, moderate, heavy and crime
the first three basically give you a ticket where you have to pay and also take points (ofc as in the names, the worse the offence, the greater the consequences)
as for crimes
straight to jail
and also a large ticket to pay
and a small example of probatory regime
jesus
if your past it, when it comes to alcohol, it'll only be an offence staring from 0.5 in your blood
if your still in the first 3 years, the offence starts at 0.2
happy birthday
happy birthday
Happy birthday 🎂🎂🎂
How old are you now, 19?
su cornball
how tf r u alr rookie wart
did they make u do anything weird
u can tell me
Ive been grinding
Nah I'm js that good
A year to get rookie is wilddd
literally took me 4 years and took u 3 months
r u kidding
Wtf
i’ve been here since 2022
classic jaylen spying for minors
can i ban u and restart ur grind
it took my like a week or 2
yeah but u don’t have a life so it doesn’t count
yuuuuuuge @balmy kraken @median blaze
soooo big
sorcerer supreme over here
his new teamup is so much value i cancelled a starlords flight 😭
quite bigly
hi im new
@woeful ingot you fucking suck, i beat your ass while im high and its late at night. Please explode promptly
you sold
HIS GAME FROZE
Its not his fault guys
Dont blame alpine too much!
Its partly my fault as his teammate to not have realized this would happen, and prevent it
i wouldve made an announcement bro 😭
Hi
hi
Guess who can legally drink now
its your birthday?
im more of a rum and sometimes vodka kinda person
I havent tried vodka yet
if ur drinking anything besides cognacs & rum you're odd
I read "first car crash" and got scared
White rum ❤️
Whats cognacs
Alcohol for people that are 45+
isnt remy french
I don't really drink tbh
Plus I'm (supposed to be) taking medication that isn't meant to be mixed with alcohol
Im havign a drink by myself rn
40% alcohol content yeah gg bro i’ll drink the hand sanitizer
I drink sometimes with my sister when we decide to have fun but I don't drink fast enough to get drunk and when I do I get sick so oh well
I don't remember the last time I was actually drunk
People actually do drink hand satanizer
I like to call em damage amps
What is wrong with them
Money problems + addiction
Ah i see
I don’t think i’ll ever get that deep
If im out and about i usually just drink a soda
But i do need to mix soju and melon calpico at some point
Ive only seen homeless mentally ill people drink hand sanatizer
I love soju
Yeah gg i hope i never get that deep
drink everclear
play dusk
Dont worry even i am not that deep
Last time I mixed meds and alcohol I had such an averse reaction I was crumpled on the floor thinking life was over and planing very bad things
I was mostly too drunk to do the things I was planning and ended up passing out but that's how my 21st bday went and I'll never forget it. Never mixing alcohol and antidepressants again
Its very possible with how the housing market has been that i end up homeless
This one is quite literally hand sanitizer atp
But yeah im not gonna have an addiction and be homeless
I'll give you one
rough night
damn yea dont mix em
95% alcohol content
It was an accident too
from what ik reaction differs from person to person
151 proof
You dont have to be addicted to alcohol to be homeless
Like I just took my stuff routinely
Jesus fucking christ
so I can get high on dextro but its like
And then went to go have fun for my bday
I know thats what im saying
im prolly frying my receptors
that makes sense
But no yea I will never again do that shit
Houses in my area hell even apartments are roughly 2k a month not even counting bills
I barely make 2k
Have yall seen my fucking sunburn
Yes its indeed frying your briancells
where tf do u live
I wish I had someone who could put aloe on my back 😭
Especially if you mix it with dph and everyone does
California
move tf out 😭
i was paying 1400/month for a 1bed1bath a few years ago
idk what that is
Like i could afford that barely
i just take adhd meds if im high or not idrc
use man logic, make more money
doesnt feel like it interferes anyway
Could you prove 3x income to live there tho
Oh then nvm i got "dextro" wrong
dont lower expenses, just raise income lol
Yeah thats the issue ive been running into frequently
mine required 5x income if you had a cosigner
Yeah i did get it wrong lol
You might need a roommate idk
I thought you meant dextromethorphan
Roommates are great for the income requirements
idk what that is but they both sound brutal
I have 2 people im moving out with soon we’ve been searching forever
Dextromethorphan is cough syrup lol
i got lucky with my wife
Asking a 21 year old to prove that they make 6000$ a month to live in an apartment is pretty fucked up tho
we are building a barndominioum on the back of her parents property rn, shes inheriting it all
Its a lot yeah
Like idk many 21 yos pulling that kind of income
housing market has been terrible but new laws should help
i feel so sloppy all of a sudden
What new laws
Bro my friend has been working 48 hour weeks and still barely makes 3k
Its WILD
Simetimes i think im poor but remember ive had my own appartement since i was 17
Please point me to the law that makes the housing market the same as it was in the 50s
laws preventing housing becoming corporate as well as laws freeing up some regulations on materials which should make it so its not so expensive to build
Ye I work 40 hour weeks and barely make over 2k
that wont happen, dont expect it
I know
Im almost convinced that my state doesn’t want me to move out and be successful
I mean, if youre not making enough you kinda just gotta make the decision of whats more important, comfort or money
True
ive worked manual labor jobs forever but its what i gotta do
Trust me if i could work 48 hours a week and make 23$ an hour i wouldn’t be here bitching about the housing market
I don't really think it will help if I'm being honest.
People don't reallly lower prices when things get cheaper to make either because that just means they can make more money
you can, safelite is hiring 18 year olds at 23/hr
I might be going into a trade soon
greed is a problem in corporate america
It's not just a corporate problem
rs safelite is amazing for money, you can make 28/hr within 6 months and the job isnt that hard
I will absolutely keep that in mind
they are the ones taking millions for salary and paying their employess pennies
They are also the ones setting an example of how to make money.
companies in germany have half their boards that regulate the company made of the lowest paid workers so they are actually represented
Bro the closest safelite job to me is an hour away 😔
when companies pay their employess well they turn profits
UHM WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
when i hire in hands on the ranch im making sure they are taken care of.
Wait remote job
gremlin
WHY IS MY CAT SO SCARED OF IT
☠️
ears arent pinned, hair not on end, they look curious not scared
(because of my sunburn) im scared to take a shower 😭
i have to use cold water but im already cold wdym i have to get into a cold shower to clean myself 😭
what do you mean i cant scrub my skin clean 😭
being burnt is the worst
you need some aloe vera
you could try a slightly cool bath
because i got the pain relief aloe
ive even REFRIDGERATED my aloe
to maximize cooling when i put it on
ive never had burns like that so i cant help too mch
im trying to keep my back from blistering
i just tan
i wish it was hot enough here to get burnt
VRO I WASNT HALLUCINATING THERE WAS ACTUALLT SOMETHING THERE
Oh I don't tan at all
My white ass skin turns red like a lobster just like this
im 100% white and i still tan really well
What kinda governement drone spied on me
pigeon
You see how tan my arm is? In that picture?
@wary jacinth bro this is NOT a pigeon 😭
What the fuck was that
your leg could be a lighthouse
Granted that's my underarm but that's about as dark as I get
pigeon
My dna compared to my tan
that sounds painful
I need to get my dna done again but my last dna test stated I was mostly polish and a tiny bit Japanese like literally 1% but not much else
i still say im white tho
ancestry updates it pretty often as they test more people
you can submit to get it removed
and like put on my account?
theyll probably just remove it and youll have to get it redone
basically im adopted so a family friend helped do my dna and ancestry to see if we could find any of my bio family that way and she did end up finding my grandmother but i guess my grandmother and my mom had some serious beef cause this lady wanted nothing to do with me so it kinda dropped off there that was our only in to getting more extended family and such
thb tho with the way she acts maybe they dont talk to her either 😂
omg my curiosity would have me breaking into that ole bags home and looking through the family tree
huh

im adopted too
what

his family tree is a circle
no
i wouldn’t say urs is much different mr glock
there was a lot of unknowns. There was one name that came up and we thought we found them on facebook - OH AND THERE WAS ONE TIME ok so my mom has an online obituary she died and never got a grave or headstone because noone claimed her, all they did was post an online obituary. thats how i found out she died. i posted pictures and thats how i reconnected with my bio siblings who were in foster care across the country. Shared my email. one day, this guy who dated my mom in hs finds this and emails me and literally tried to find out when i was born.
alas, i told him my bday and he said he couldnt possibly be my father :') haha but man imagine, that could have been so cool 😭
Balanced and fair
i was adopted by my grandfather on my mothers side, that made her legally my sister and me my own uncle
tis was a joke vro
OMG U LIVE IN A MOVIE
that’s so crazy
this is NOT EVEN THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG
WHAT
SOMETHING IS ALWAYS GOING WRONG IN MY LIFE
i dont know what i did in my past life
but i pissed SOMEONE off
twink
mmm
i need to know the loreeee 😭😭
hahaha
let me find the email at least
got me some daves hot chicken
tehehehe
even Spotify telling me to drink
was the father ever found !?!?
Yeah and I'm high vibing to Stan
Like eminem song
no, we will never find him. she testified in court that he was abusive and refused to even tell his name. idk who she got messed up with but they dont want to be found.
my teas gone cold
@spare shell
yeah prob for the better 🙁
did ur gma ever have a facebook !?
oh definitely
i dont think so
so one more bit of the tea and just i think it really tells you what kind of person my grandmother is; shes been married to 7 different people
like full on legal name change each time
all her kids have different last names
When the paranoia split is so bad that even tiktoks stops you from viewing content
OMG 😭
7 times is insanity
@median blaze rejoin the joe server
holy fuck
The real clipper
Bro missing out on sauce
ts worked beautifully
its better to discover a delicious sauce by discovering it yourself rather then buying store bought
make it in your own kitchen
I need an actual 2s teammate lmao
Goddamn
im growing my own this summer
jaylen u rejoin too ur gonna get mod
why would I ever rejoin that server
I'd rather be boiled alive than rejoin that shit show
it’s where all the good ppl from this server migrated
the shit show was banned
who?
Jaylen the goat
don’t listen to that idiot
Chat dead
Are you chat
Contrary to chat, i am alive
It knows
Mb
Nawr
Yo yooo
Ofc it is
Smh
Hu
Hi
Graff lowk missing out on the greatest teammate in the server
fiiiine
!
Still waiting for Who it was
@rapid shadow
Hi Nomi
@woeful ingot when 2s
So firefox just deleted all my login data again
For no reason
Might just leave it as it is tbh it took weeks to recover everything last time this happened
Idk man i was kinda joking but like
I work 5-10 on weekdays and weekends im usually free
oof
Yeah idk if im gonna be a good teammate esp if ur serious about 2s
Dw ILL be your duo Graff
(I dont have the game downloaded)
((And havent played seriously in 5 years))
is yumiko the only hammer legend with low strenght?
just run strength stance
Nah i asked bc i had "hammer legend wins" and "legends with 3 or lower strength" missions and i was hoping to do them at the same time!
Aaand i dont play hammer a lot so i was hoping i could also lvl up some low lvl legends but of course yumiko is the only hammer legend im not low on x)
play kor
Use to be a great day for the rest of the day
haha you wish
bloomhalla knocking at your door
- week 3 battlepass
Bruh, I’ll be recovering from surgery
Leave it to Swirft!
XD
Crazy how you sent that while i was literally mid game with kor
Tansmition?
true, good luck with le surgery
Ty
where his plushies at tho
In my closet still
dam
In a large box
they still didn't came out?
Nah
bet orion will reveal himself as gay
U're able to make a transmition?
Atp I might just wait until BCX to give them to him
Just to kill bured
it is safer yeah
hi dino
hru
hi kuvy
Hiiii
as a shoe or as an actual thing to use in game
hru
LOL
I wear them all the time
They are lowkey a safety hazard if you don’t know how to use them
But the wheels come off
crazy description
You don’t need to wear the wheels all the time
ig that's not too bad
yh makes sens
e
hyb btw



