#generally-off-topic
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do i have to get on pc to check
😐
Hi lychee
hi jaylen
i think itll be fixed when you open minecraft server
@candid crystal ko's @proper sonnet 
Lychee look at this bullshit
did u speed him up too
go to settings, appearance, and show exact search
fireee
do u actually wanna play?
i can set it up rn
This is my only warn 💔
n u get on
Dont complain in this chat about it they hate that and will warn you over just doing that
Not even a strike just a warn 😭
the bigger one is better
oh boo hoo this is a STUPID warning
cant believe jaylen is banned again
they talk about this ALL THE TIME
LOL
LOLL
Petition to make Jaylen mod (yes thumbs up, no thumbs down)
not true
petition to ban jaylen (yes)
Thumbs down this pelase
Oh ty it actually works
marm it says i got 50k
yes i do
no i did not
okay
i’ll set one up on aternos
we’re gonna play vanilla
who ate my other 50k msgs bro
Kira actually being helpful for once
He needs helpful role
Before Mikey
taco bell
had chicken n rice at 3am
omg
no burrito or taco
yk what u should try
a beef spring roll
shit so yummy
no i wasted 66 dollars on oregano
Can’t believe Whole Foods doesn’t sell sushi anymore
omg u asked her out
😔
…
so he didnt
why r u … me
i’m wondering!
tis mf bitch made
hi
how long has it been
uhh
first date vday?
around there
u guys talk everyday?
she gunna cook u
Brawlhalla 2s date night
uhh like 3-4 times a week
not weekends
marm.
☠️
does she show clear interest in u
i think this is how people ruin any meaningful relationships
@hopgod_
Hopgod
I think so
I am nervous
are u nervous or r u scared to fuck it up
rip william hopgood
bc both is pretty reasonable but
both actually
if she shows clear interest why not
i was so close to getting his pot of gold
don’t u even think about doing it over text tho
It's ok just flex your HXH knowledge and she'll instantly fall for you trust
the riches couldve been ours
text or call is js sad
why he leave
she uh doesn’t watch a lot of anime and she barely read the manga
smth abt a really whack vc
Then put her on
Chat i think im sick rn
look at tezca or something
i was there, was that really it 🥀
vc of 6 people and everyone but will was muted
you’ll be healed
Im just gonna read the manga she recommended me
I tried that🥹
Jaylen don’t forget to say you’re diamond in brawlhalla and have 200k messages in rbh
Still sick
Kinda freaky but it’s alright
What manga was it
☠️
but this is so cool
its a shame really he was like my fav person to spar with
Cherry magic something something
Who are those bums
@candid crystal
Goofy ass name but alr
hi craybot
ok but we all knew what we were doing and were playing into it
Its a romance anime
just like
when server
That'll defo give her heart eyes
Foreshadowing 👀
muster up the balls next date buy her a cute ring or something she likes and ask her out
if u really like her why not
fair but maaaaan will was fun here :(
buy her a diamond ring
@ripe verge how many beers did u drink
"ring" bro 💔
Anime merch*
a ring?
plushie

buuy me a diamond ring
idk like a small pandora ring
#aired
she told me she wants this thingy that she can’t find anywhere
should I get that for her?
SOON
Yo Jaylen ask her to cosplay for you she can be the Marin to your Gojo ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
lets go on our first date first bro
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
yeah he was one of the few competent ones who could hold an actual conversation
when i stop bedrotting we can play
i’m in bed still
can you give me 600 doubloons
GET THE FUCK OUT OF BEDDDDDUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then GET OUT
i can find you some monopoly money maybe
I hope my mom is downstairs
no i want doubloons
can u buy me naruto monopoly
If she aint im jumping out my window
oh wait she’s bringing the thingy today
the what
What thingy 🤤
im disappointed son
The thing I was warned for

I miss prime mells
@candid crystal look at how cute i am
im too broke on account of having to get spotify premium for myself
oh
Bro
thats so funny
Drugs???
If it was anything else I would’ve
wtf
prime marm wouldve drank laced beer
u look like…….
are they drugs?
Weren't you warned for that
a cutie
🤔
yes
like…….
yeah ban him its too dangerous and breaks the rules
like…
prime marm wouldve taken 5 edibles on the bathroom floor
Expired since 09 and laced you know hes chugging that shit
so ive heard
someone here talks about crack and cocaine bro
Then what is she bringing 💔💔💔
I told my brother yesterday that I think i was sick and he said "did you drink water?" bro what do you think I did.
Drink gas?
bro u drank expired beer u muppet ofc it gunna taste like sewer water
u look like a naked tanned slim jim lickilicky
I can’t say the name for fear of being striked
Alr 💔
?????????????
How does one think of this
Tbf yeah i talked about way worse
I wouldn’t have been as mad if I actually felt any different
Yo delete that.
i love lickilicky
edibles bro
im so cute
Oops wrong gif
Mb
u have TEEF
whats wrong with the worm
YES!
first ever time someone alive said this
Delete it
Ew bro
Looks like smth else iykwim.,..
???
givin me itchy eyes
see I get warned for mentioning edibles but he can send this 🥀
Cutie ❤️🔥
HEY
Wild bru
yeah mods like us vro
lickilicky and lickitung are so cute
holy cope its a warn bro
itll go away
ITS THE PRINCIPLE
like they’re lil freak balls but
THATS MY PUNCHLINE
they’re adorable
they warn me for that they can strike me for ANYTHING
Jaylen banned before 2026
yes they can weve all been warned and striked for bs
STOP
Didnt you last account get banned
2027 i mean
jaylen banned in 2026 also
MY GIF DIDNT DESERVE THIS
stop what
lets gooooo
@hoary fulcrum strike him n show him a real principle
Yeah but the entire account got banned
I was banned for saying I was skinny bro
marm get on mc w us
Wtf
Wtf
WTF
Idk it says otherwise
"Hard r"
🥹
I said I was skinny
How many mods are you guys using
actually can mods start giving jaylen the sarc treatment
It might explode my laptop
I remember this day
0
they did. For two weeks.
i’m setting up a VANILLA server
wouldnt this lead into jaylen leaving rbh
not long enough
STOPPP HE DIDNT DESERVE THIS
Hm
Wtf is the sarc treatmentn💔
prayers lead to blessings
Mutes . Constantly.
is that a yes
For zero reason
you’ll play or
ok
leech

i’ll get out of bed in 11 minutes
r u copying sprite now
do it now
So tuffff
I have biscuits
i called u leech in vc first vrk
leech feels like it got racist intentions
I’ll get on my computer at some point
Had a great time yesterday
So shocked she said it 4 times
what
Holy peak
it it it it
we just gonna skate past that
one tried eating my doritos n i was on my period was not having it
Isnt this @median blaze ?
past what i didnt see anything
do it again
Looks like a flock of seagulls and some sort of small ocean bird idk what it is
But it was a cute bird
wart sent something and deleted it
and i ran i ran so far away
this was my view yesterday
Anyway I have to go do my job I just wanted to share the freedom I felt yesterday
a small wide tacoma
so funny
shit acc had me cackling
i didn’t know ppl modded tacomas
u should feel it everyday
Oh....
have u slept
3 hours 😎
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
share
what
:c
noooo
glock join
minecraft
brawlhalla server can u fix ur little silly bot so ik how many fuck ass messages i’ve sent
You sent 25k
u were being mean to me in mku chat
not yet
Why are you named icarus?
The fallen
Am i married to an edgelord?
Should we ban jaylen
Holy tuff
nah its just good mythology

i have 3 more mins
25844
I’m boutta take my sweet ass time
bro doesnt sleep but dam well lays in her bed
yeah pm
i do that
i love my bed
tism i suppose
yeah like your bones move to make it feel more natural
oh wtf
its common in women wearing high heels
Careful what you wish for @median blaze
bunyuns
NVM HE LIKES IT !!
bunion
hi lychee
erm its leech
Hi brother
hi
@median blaze
What the FUCK is this even supposed to be 😭
Rayman
marp n merlin collab when
I’m at college
bbno$ surely
nerd
Unfortunately
Why couldn’t I just be two digit iq and be a blue collar worker or smth
Nothing's stopping you
that also means you have to be racist and drive a lifted truck
Well given I’m already racist that won’t be too hard to adjust
i got the racism down
Why did this bitch nod of approval 😭
smelt like last nights dinner
i cant sleep
i could go for sum kiwis
Bro ate a apple
or cactus fruit
SHARE
did you peel them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If your cat eats the grapes he dies
what
wdym sleep
You also die
He works at like
The most random times
@proper sonnet did u play slay the spire
no i did not
yeah i can tell w his 3am dinners
Like everyone that works in that group works at egregious times
LOL
would u play it
more than likely not
They have never heard of a 9-5 it’s always smth strange
@median blaze how much sleep did you get the day of the one pnp vc
bout 3 feet
yes
yes
oh alright
@candid crystal hurry up
java yes
duh
ok monkey just making sure damn
#racist
monkey is unbelievable work auntie
If only it did have racist energy behind it
it’s my brawlhalla guild
bane.
Thank u :>
@blissful trench I found your Spotify playlist 💔💔💔
It took me over a month
Yes hi what do you need
as in the water critters
ez
get on mc
Hava nagila bro
add benson boone and this is steph currys playlist
I can NOT
@spare bloom do you want minecraft or no
🤤
got a cool bday tattoo matching with my friend that is also her bday (she did the tattoo too)
woah
I’m at college until 3:15 ish then it’s around an hour 15 to get home and then I have brawlhalla dailies and other less important tasks like hw
Hi
freak
hello jynp…
Nice to meet you
You too
Brawlhalla dailies bro
hows it going
Yesterday i made a small little mistake
That could have had a disastrous aftermath
whatd y drink
How y'all doing
Rhum
@candid crystal
nice nice
pirate
You know what i want
White rhum so not really
Whiskey
I love white rhum it mixes with anything
I wonder how hard it would be to make it
I know that if you do it wrong you die
But that's about it
Why is there so much cheese in my fridge
Cheese factory
Brawldle 3/23
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟥🟥🟨🟨🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩
🟥🟨🟨🟨🟥🟨
Found: 124/129 (96%)
Current Streak: 105 (max 105)
#brawlhalla #brawldle
What
I got meds🥹
bro do i just risk it n take my oregano
bro who gave you rookie
Important things yknow
Allergy meds
Fish reaction the goat ❤️🔥 apparently I have 5.5k+ messages
Finally, you shall breathe in 4k
I won't it's ok
My nose still stuffy
Happens
Same happened to me
My body kind of just rejects clean coast air
And i die
My ears lwk wont go back go normal
yes i wanna fry something
Wart
idk what ur talking about
Why do u have jj added?
Who
I thought you were done with her?
Her????
My hg
Aww
"Who even wants Jaylen banned"
Link
@proper sonnet leave my game the fuck
@ripe verge pluto has to be the worst mf to have added with status notifications on
I don’t even have discord notifications on
bro he changes his status like its a fucking dm
Havent changed my status in a year
More even
My status is just the 🌞
i dont even know what it says vro
Only Apple users can appreciate the sun face emoji
Is there any other active brawl server
You dont even have a status
I think it only shows if you're online
Prolly cuz I’m on invisible mode
status changes are always funny to see
i cant even post half the ones i see here 😭
Hail the shining light of reason
pavelski
Reference to a metal band
How did he end up becoming so popular
youtube idk
youtube is all luck anyways
He's crazy good at the game
do people watch bh yt
How good
willingly
Sometimes
and yeah scythe clips
Mostly just esports
Top global
Eh i could prolly beat pavelski 1/10 times
marckiemoos videos are chill i like them
could you now
Fished for clips in tournaments and was the best in EU for around a 6 month period
How do people even get that good
I think i still could yeah
Then Goldy came around
"Ew who even likes watching marckiemoo"
I beat matt yesterday again in spars
Nvm
hes the best on bh youtube icl
I made Matt call me boosted on boots
perm is also fun ti watch
Marckie is cool
I played boots for like 5 seconds
Oh I love his videos
well maybe but theres more than that
Welp
Hi
Yo what up
I know he was banned for more than that
But thats just a reason to the list ig
yee they’re pretty fire
does it have to do with joebh
and mueid
Still alive somehow
Bane
@glass star poison fanclub guild
How can I be 2000 in 1s and struggle in 1800 in 2s
I got that skill issue like nobody else
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
2s is harder than 1s
Dont blame yourself
That's not entirely true
But if I don't take the blame, I won't do anything to change it
4 people on the map compared to 2
It definetely is true
2v2s requires a completely different skillset to 1v1
There is a lot more to 2s
Oh?
Lets agree to disagree
It has way more strategic gameplay
who do you main?
Sure i guess
Yumiko in 1s, toph in 2s
Not kor, toph. I play like a gold on kor
oh cool cool
what
lmfao i feel you
it’s the same person tho?
Yeah that's the part I don't understand
finn is faster than jhala
those elos are not that far apart
maggie
ohh
simon
i forgot about that
thats literally the one i use
Ngl my 2s elo is always far lower than my 1s elo
Hell last season i barely pushed 2100
algum br?
i got my highest leaderboard ranking in 2s
But then again i play like 1/5th of games in 2s that i do in 1s
Oi
The thing is I went from 1700 to 2000 in one month and like 100 games on 1s, but I've played more than 500 2s games and still stuck in 1800
Glockroach twitter influencer brohalla
hi gatto
Nah thats wild
Meaniehead
Wait where is Brazil?
Is it in South America
South america
in south america
Ive never done geography dont judge 😭
but like
There are a couple of countries in south america
Okay so where i thought yeah, i always get confused
it’s basic knowledge
chile
Mayhaps
I know Chile, Argentinia
som1 spar eu
underneath nort america
Ok so if you open a map, and you see a noodle looking country on the left side of the continent
salvador
Yeah but someone told me Brazil isnt south American once and it confused me
theyre stupid
Chile?
I think they were trolling me
Some people say brasil isnt latin american, truth is they are a little dumb
Yes
She's an anthro feline with two of my favorite weapons, good stats, her skins are based off of different feline species except a few, i hit an nsig once when i first began playing and was dead set on playing her
Asuri
Asuri is mine back off
Shes not interested
Im sorry but when did you begin playing?
Me and asuri are happily married
Who are you again?
The goat
What's your spot on the xp leaderboard
For asuri
How much asuri art have you made, consumed and connoiseured
I dont have to play games with her to make her love me
consumed??
Give me a summary of her lore
Casual asuri lover vs competitive asuri lover
Her lore is all fake just to make you happy
Did you celebrate her birthday last year in september 24th
Yes
Good
Quakeroni reference
Her actual lore is dating me
one of her skins is LITERALLY a glock 19
When did you start playing
I was dating asuri before she got trapped in valhalla
What are your thoughts on the udeaghac ai asuri that does not look like asuri at all
Udeaghac? No clue what this one is tbf
Send your corehalla
Oh nix
I havent played ranked this season
Shes level 52 but im level 500 in her heart
Level 52
Man I have my secondary characters around that level
I dont need to prove myself to her for her to love me
Unconditional love
yuhh
someone know one player that is called maxhugoleo
i switched over to scythe like 3 days ago
I should learn scythe
and then killing himself again
ty
Bruh
wha
Low-key I should main ember
go back into ur schyte shi
Why are all my Instagram reels suddenly Portuguese and being auto translated with meta ai
Im not even Portuguese
typical brawlhalla speech
Who's the better bow character between Yumi and ember
For bow I’d say ember
Oof
Better character overall is Yumi
Good, good
hes main katars he deserve it
I don't think anyone deserves to be told things like that
But again I'm not a moral police
you gotta worry abt yourself bro
9 digit account id, your highest level is yumiko, your asuri game count is not even close to 3k games at minimum you self admitted you dont play asuri, you dont even know her lore
My sister you are a poser
find a hobby
fking yo mama is my fav hobby
I have to learn Katars or improve my hammer gameplay
gay
Yeah so what
I've been with asuri longer than you have lass, know your place
how much u take it in a day
Im too busy making out with her irl instead of playing
My bad
Typical american
Im canadian
hi canadian
But America is a continent
I'm british
Do you think im serious or 😭
:D
🥀
Pog
Idk sis
when ppl say american they're talking about USA
I always liked British English better
wah
Indubitably
No i dont actually make out with asuri irl if you havent figured she isnt real 🥀
She is real

You know what
What
Please do
Since bmg is so afraid of success
Lets make a asuri only comicon
@wooden patio saphir my brother why u have 45 hours straight into brawl
I mean i was already beat to making a plushie by a friend but still
W grind
nah fr 45 hours straight is crazy bro
This isnt saphir
Bodypillow
no?
Scary
thats sprite
Look up brawlhalla asuri bodypillow
Its sprite not saphir
No results
i see
Proceed then
I'll put it on the list
i bought a brawlhalla sticker from redbubble in like 2017
it was clunse stolen art def
A friend gifted me the asuri pin
Bro mains asuri
Because i was not paying 70 bucks for shipping
According to the highly innacurate stats of brawlmance, i am top20 asuri xp
Funny, i dont play the game much anymore
To think my goal was top5
Why not top 1?
I made the math, i'd need like 20k+ games to get there
Actually let me redo it
Light work
id never wanna be top 1 in xp on anyone
ppl already act weird when i have my gold legend name
Who do you think loves asuri more
Dont have the time
The current top 1 or you
Spiritwolf quit a long time ago
Yeah nevermind, that's the problem
Never to be seen again
I cant nolife 12 hours per weekend anymore
I have an internship, a job, uni
Boring grown up stuff
4 mil legend xp is crazy
I cant grind the game i love
I think feza has 10 million xp
im barely top 30 cassidy
I could stream it
Barely??
Road to top1 asuri xp
the guy at 31 can pass me
I'd have to set up a stream
Eat him
I'd just have to be spamming ranked games for 4-5 hours a day whenever possible
Ranked is cringe
I don't wanna lose my 2000
In fact, I have only ever played Yumi in ranked 1s
At 4min per game for optimal xp gain, i'd get 75 games a day for 5 hour sessions
Meow
Which equals to around 12k xp
How can you math like that
It would have to be all ranked games for optimal xp gain though
Yourr missing the fact that the top 1 asuri will also no life the game
So its over
Top1 asuri no longer plays
Oh welp
Current top1 is ballowon at 4.3mil
And he is my friend
And he has a full time job
its not good its just a lot of hours
Too many hours invested
Hello guys
whats up unreal
I can't imagine a 2400 ever being gold
For me its instinct then I apply it to games
you can have a lot of hours and still be mid af at the game
Instinct?
like me
So, with my calculations
Same lol
If i do that routine of 75 ranked games a day with optimal xp gain
@lavish surge
In 3 months i would get 1million xp
Or if I get wrecked with combos that others have been using I copy them and supply it to my games
thats like at least 6 hours of ranked a day btw
If i played every day without breaking the streak
Chainsaw man ended?
everyone was gold
Excuse me?
Just a few hours ago
is this another AOT or jjk type thing?
Much, much worse
If I told you you wouldn't believe me
See for yourself
AOT was good
Yeah on a cliff hanger
Stop being so angry and take a break
Chainsaw man needs to continue
If i played today and onwards i would def get top1 asuri xp with the calculation i made
The problem is keeping the consistency
It stopped so abruptly
does chainsaw man deserve the hate tho?
I hated hange dying
The first anime I cried actual tears
I don't think so