game-chat

[worldly widget]

and why is the celestia defusing on the second clip

[novel whale]

he had 10k damage

one half

[worldly widget]

help your team

[stark apex]

Playing kanami in ocarnus

[novel whale]

😂

he farmed so hard

[stark apex]

How fucking boneheaded is this guy

[lethal coral]

I was flabbergasted

[smoky siren]

Is she that bad

Isnt that map pretty big

[shell cloak]

the map is bad

not her bad on that map

[novel whale]

do remember that replay mode scuffs mouse movements

[shell cloak]

delete ocarnus

now

[novel whale]

so any sniper can look like a :"cheater" inreplay mode specficially

[worldly widget]

why are these diamond players playing like they're plat

[lethal coral]

nah not the mouse movements i know replay in this game is shit

[worldly widget]

oh wait

tright

boosted inflated ranks

[novel whale]

cuz dia is plat now

[lethal coral]

its the funny hitting me while im spamming butterfly shit

[novel whale]

quark is the new dia

[smoky siren]

Does this apply with spectating as well

[worldly widget]

just like cn kekw

[novel whale]

yeah

somewhat

[gleaming jolt]

I CHEATED

[rancid hare]

Smh Lydia headshotting the air

Reported

[novel whale]

what some guy sees clientside

[rancid hare]

[novel whale]

will never be what you see serverside

[shell cloak]

its happened btw

[novel whale]

its just the law of FPS games

[shell cloak]

on my case

[novel whale]

shit will never truly be in sync unless its LAN

[shell cloak]

btw

ur friend are degen

[bold ravine]

The finest souls are those who repent for their long sins and improve for the better.

[gleaming jolt]

u just noticed?

[fleet juniper]

My wife cheated on me

[stark apex]

I LOVE MY TEAM

[shell cloak]

look at this

[stark apex]

I LOVE MY FUCKING TEAM SO MUCH

THEY ARE SO GOOD AT THROWING

[smoky siren]

I wonder why ranked is so inflated this season aside from the adr increase

[rancid hare]

I swear someone posted this earlier

[stark apex]

LET ME GET A WIN PLEASE

[novel whale]

bro youre 5-9 on mara

[shell cloak]

ik

[bold ravine]

You were right

[novel whale]

its time to lock in

[bold ravine]

someone did

[novel whale]

😭

[shell cloak]

i snip it from alley

[rancid hare]

Bruh

[shell cloak]

i just lazy to

scroll up

[stark apex]

am I suppose to not entry frag?

[worldly widget]

probably the lack of players so they just play against each other

[smoky siren]

Win trading central

They dont even have to win trade

[novel whale]

wintrading is so common now

[smoky siren]

Since people can just snipe queue

[novel whale]

s2 was the beginning

[smoky siren]

Against lower ranks

[novel whale]

now its just always happening

yk people are abusing 5 stack

to get quark now?

[worldly widget]

dead game

[lavish mortar]

It's strinover

[novel whale]

u can 5 stack , get insta queues against the same team over and over

[fleet juniper]

🥱

[novel whale]

i saw a guy get 20 wins in a row

against the same 5 stack

LOOOOOOOL

[spiral cobalt]

win trading?

[novel whale]

why am i not surprised that 5 stack win trading was adapted from val to strinover

[clear maple]

i now

[lavish mortar]

Wanna wintrade Yuuki

[novel whale]

literally the same shit was happening in val

[clear maple]

understand why these guys

are permastuck

[spiral cobalt]

yes

[clear maple]

proton

[spiral cobalt]

u win 20

i lose 15

[clear maple]

they play like ass without a carry

[spiral cobalt]

we both win

[mossy nest]

go queue qide

aide

[novel whale]

what is qide

qici x aide

[mossy nest]

qici x aide

[lavish mortar]

Better love story than Twilight

[smoky siren]

I go by aids nowadays…

[rancid hare]

[celest bone]

hax?

[novel whale]

How bro alive

[spiral cobalt]

no

[rancid hare]

I dont see any red flags

[novel whale]

bro was 1hp for the entire round after that initial fight

😭

[celest bone]

ive never even seen these numbers b4'

[novel whale]

iconic smurf

[novel whale]

account name?

[celest bone]

棒击鬼猴一家亲

[novel whale]

chinese smurf or hacker

both are possible

[spiral cobalt]

chat

[smoky siren]

He broke nobus ankles

[novel whale]

moyouli did 550 adr legimately over 20 games

[celest bone]

why did dawg ping me

[worldly widget]

just movement keeps you alive

[celest bone]

who is this

[novel whale]

bro refuse to die

[novel whale]

singu #1

[celest bone]

s2 plats are now elec

[spiral cobalt]

have u seen this guy

[celest bone]

who tf

[spiral cobalt]

cn smurf in neatron rank

he said he was top 500

[novel whale]

sus

[celest bone]

top 500 in what

[clear maple]

i love boosted players

[novel whale]

600adr is very sus

[spiral cobalt]

game?

[celest bone]

top 500 in strinova is the whole community

[novel whale]

i recommend reporting that player

[celest bone]

😹

[spiral cobalt]

in main game

[clear maple]

my ass was carrying them

[novel whale]

in cn top 500 is pretty good but

600adr is sus for even a top 500 player

[clear maple]

this is why i consider

playing with this vuanamki guy

a loss

[smoky siren]

Top 500 strinova is 10% of playerbase

[celest bone]

in global i don't really think top 500 determines high adr

[spiral cobalt]

how

[clear maple]

he sucks so badly

😭

[spiral cobalt]

top cn

[novel whale]

bro

[spiral cobalt]

plays apac challenge

[clear maple]

why is bro audrey attack side

[novel whale]

even the highest audrey damage farmer

[clear maple]

bro is not gengu

[spiral cobalt]

new acc so prob bots

[novel whale]

usually maxes at 400adr.

[spiral cobalt]

can’t be that hard for him

[celest bone]

bro how is it not

[novel whale]

500adr means you are smurfing so hard you drop 30 every game

600adr,. ur cheating

[celest bone]

even with 9 matches

[clear maple]

i deranked

back to

[celest bone]

that's way too high

[clear maple]

neu 4

:(

[spiral cobalt]

oh

dam

[lavish mortar]

F

[clear maple]

i blame this vuanamki guy

with his stacks

🥹

[celest bone]

unless they're playing in substance elo

[clear maple]

i got no cover

[novel whale]

even in substance

[celest bone]

is neutron that bad for them to hard carry with 400 adr

[spiral cobalt]

he’s challenge

[novel whale]

'itrs like

the max you can adr farm

[clear maple]

i played with my back exposed

[novel whale]

is not very much

[worldly widget]

1hp clips

[novel whale]

at one point it becomes ??? since you cant achieve that kind of adr without perma headshot cheats

[novel whale]

bro got a heck ton

nice

[lavish mortar]

I played with him a while ago
Carried him and that anime kawai guy against a SrD 3-stack, my own brethren

[smoky siren]

Nah

[novel whale]

its 3 every round

[smoky siren]

Fragran and kokona

[novel whale]

210 hp per person

[celest bone]

nvm!

[fair hull]

real

[smoky siren]

Reset 4 times

Everyone with heal grenades

[celest bone]

my math is not mathing

[novel whale]

i mean

ur right

[tranquil summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341844892858450060/1341844893466886144/IMG_1469.gif

[novel whale]

if its mara

then 100hp per kill

xD

[celest bone]

130 u mean

[novel whale]

so 600adr =6 kills

[celest bone]

😼

[novel whale]

same thing

[celest bone]

how much dmg does she deal per hit on q

with athena

[novel whale]

u need to hit 5 shots

so ignis is better

ignis can 2 shot someone who is Mara Q'ed

[whole rain]

le epic comeback

the win streak continues

[celest bone]

no way ive been using mara wrong

[novel whale]

i mean

[late light]

HOLY

[novel whale]

athena is acceptable

ignis is just better

[late light]

I USE FLAMMENWERFER

RAHHHHHHHH

[worldly widget]

ignis, my beloved

[late light]

I make low elo players look dum against flamethrower

[novel whale]

ignis is a good gun @worldly widget

started using it cuzs of u

i be killing people before they even realize i equip it

[celest bone]

stinger enjoyers:

[lament linden]

Ninjato always

[late light]

like bro WHY ARE YOU STRINGIFYING WHEN I HAVE FLAME OUT

[rancid hare]

Ninjato Mains eating good at Outbreak

[late light]

lmaoo

[celest bone]

buff stinger please

[worldly widget]

they buffed the weapon swap speed too so ignis gigastrong

[novel whale]

yes

[whole rain]

Stinger got nerfed if anything

[celest bone]

dis u ?

[lament tulip]

YES

qici my goat

[novel whale]

yuh ! We love neon !

[vestal grail]

i threw at the end zzz

[pine stump]

The flamethrower is unironically the best secondary imo

[willow summit]

He the legendary 900 stuck atom1

[smoky siren]

Neon post buff was the equivalent of mara

One way ticket to ascendant

[novel whale]

exactly.

[smoky siren]

For me

[worldly widget]

ignis gaming

[lament tulip]

you're no longer my goat

when i left val she had 100% dash accuracy

[novel whale]

LOL

[floral veldt]

💀

[lament tulip]

stupid character

[novel whale]

she got nerfed

[late light]

fr
I dont main sniper... I MAIN FLAMETHROWER

[novel whale]

those clips r post nerf

[late light]

RAHHHH

[lament tulip]

deserved

[novel whale]

lool

[lament tulip]

[pine stump]

They don't expect the sniper to rush them with a flamer lol

[novel whale]

realistically im just a reyna main

[pine stump]

Especially kokona since she has her shields

[novel whale]

reyna is like mara if she was a bit more balanced

[lament tulip]

like i entry w jett and then a sliding shierf 1 taps me from half a site away

[late light]

too bad, I do rush

lol

[worldly widget]

666 ignis gaming

[lament tulip]

reyna mains r a W tbh

[late light]

they see me run towards them too lmao

[lament tulip]

it's fun watching a good reyna

[spiral cobalt]

yes

[lament tulip]

[pine stump]

It's so funny when they expect to kill the sniper with little resistance only for the 150 shield + drone shield kokona torch them

[gleaming jolt]

remove emberspit
buff stinger

[novel whale]

hahah

[mossy nest]

the ufck

how does someone dodge

the queue

[lament tulip]

[worldly widget]

force sniper players to only be able to use athena

[mossy nest]

and im not reput in the diamond lobby

[novel whale]

here u go

[pine stump]

Is the shotgun secondary even good? Can't even kill a light shield player with one magazine

[spiral cobalt]

wana rank

[lament tulip]

i feel like finding my old clips now aswell my duo should have them

[lament tulip]

W

[gleaming jolt]

i hate playing against emberspit ngl
a noob kokona or kanami could get away and getting kill just clicking one button and jumping around like brainless orangutan

[late light]

headshot only lol

[lament tulip]

i sold my val acc

and i have exam in 1 hr

[novel whale]

brainless oragnutan LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[lament tulip]

🔥

[novel whale]

i have

[spiral cobalt]

in strinova u

[novel whale]

2k hour on reyna

i love her.

[worldly widget]

look up my clips

[lament tulip]

sure later in evening if u wanna

[spiral cobalt]

ok

[pine stump]

Good luck with that
When most strats in close quarters is jump around like a rabid dog hoping you don't miss

[worldly widget]

do not use secondaries to kill people in full hp

secondaries are... secondaries

[lament tulip]

me with 1k hrs on sage and jett

[worldly widget]

not primaries

[lament tulip]

cant relate

[novel whale]

ignis isnt used to kill full hp

u lower with ur main

[late light]

fr

[worldly widget]

don't be an emberspit main

[novel whale]

then u 1 shot the low guy

LOL

[lament tulip]

yes. spread this propoganda

[spiral cobalt]

no don’t

i use it in neateon

[lament tulip]

make it so ppl who play flamethrower should be ashamed and charged w war crimes

[worldly widget]

ignis beats emberspit every time

[lament tulip]

athena 2 tap head all da wae

[lament tulip]

noooo

[pine stump]

It's the best to kill those that use a rifle like nobu but not any other gun you're dead if you do

[lament tulip]

[worldly widget]

just use your primary gun man

[pine stump]

It's the best for snipers

[celest bone]

yo

[worldly widget]

no, ignis kinda sucks for snipers

[lament tulip]

no

[worldly widget]

use athena

[celest bone]

rof or base dmg for mara

[lament tulip]

athena is better for snipers

body shot snipe w 2 pistol shot the guy dies

or 1 headtap

[hazy loom]

i got 4k with kokona using ninja

[lament tulip]

rof

[hazy loom]

for some reason

[plush sphinx]

where my stinger gang at

[stark apex]

I LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSING

I LOVE LOSING

I LOVE LOSING

I LOVE LOSING

I LOVE LOSING

I LOVE LOSING

I LOVE LOSING

I LOVE LOSING

[pine stump]

Im more consistent with the flamer, especially as kokona with her extra shield

[stark apex]

I LOVE LOSING

I LOVE LOSINGI LOVE LOSING

SVP LOSER SVP LOSER

SVP LOSER

SVP LOSER

SVP LOSER

SVP LOSER

[lament tulip]

ur losing in challenge

[stark apex]

SVP LOSER

SVP LOSER

SVP LOSER

SVP LOSER

SVP LOSER SVP LOSER SVP LOSER

[lament tulip]

why r u crashing out

[novel whale]

actually

[lament tulip]

[novel whale]

youd be surprised

i see all the high elo snipers maining ignis now

[stark apex]

I HAVENT WON A GAME SINCE LAST WEEK

[novel whale]

all it takes is a leg shot then u can kill the close raneg with ignis 2 shot

[lament tulip]

it's okayy

[stark apex]

BUT FUCK YOU FOR WANTING A TEAM WITH BRAIN

[lament tulip]

its challenge

[stark apex]

FUCK ME AMIRITE

YEAH FUCK ME

[lament tulip]

just go rank or smrh if u wanna win

[stark apex]

WHY AM I EVEN PLAYING

[stark apex]

YEAH SURE

[worldly widget]

i suppose that's true, though i just hit them with the athena anyways because you're expected to hit your shots

[spiral cobalt]

don’t be toxic

[bold ravine]

I play stinger on lawine and yvette, flamethrower on DMR and Swords on Dueliest

[celest bone]

r u ok

[spiral cobalt]

don’t be mad

[lament tulip]

rough

gl

[stark apex]

AM I EVEN TRYING TO BE

[novel whale]

ignis is nice to ace with

[stark apex]

I NEED A TEAM NOW

NOW

[hazy loom]

IMAGINE YUUKI SAYING DONT BE TOXIC TO U

[stark apex]

I NEED A TEAM

[celest bone]

r u ok

[spiral cobalt]

?

[stark apex]

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAMI NEED A TEAMI NEED A TEAMI NEED A TEAMI NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAMI NEED A TEAMI NEED A TEAMI NEED A TEAMI NEED A TEAM
V

[spiral cobalt]

don’t be toxic bro

[stark apex]

V

V

VI NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

[spiral cobalt]

it’s just a game

[stark apex]

I NEED A TEAM

[spiral cobalt]

ur in mol

[stark apex]

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

[spiral cobalt]

why u even mad

[stark apex]

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

I NEED A TEAM

[mossy nest]

time to learn the quark players

[spiral cobalt]

bro relax

[plush sphinx]

bros in the biohazard level

[worldly widget]

someone's crashing out over challenge

[novel whale]

i love how flavia is the direct counter to a mara q

[spiral cobalt]

???

[novel whale]

lol gl

[spiral cobalt]

what do i say when im drunk

[lament tulip]

Gl

[late light]

skill diff between elect and quark is like good players vs demigods

wild

[stark apex]

I'M NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH IS IT

SHOULD I HOLD 4 OTHER PEOPLE AT GUNPOINT TO PLAY WITH ME

[worldly widget]

no, the problem is you're trying too hard in challenge

[lament tulip]

u don't expect to win a challenge

[stark apex]

I DONT SEE A REASON WHY PEOPLE SHOULD BE EVEN WINNING FOR ME

[stark apex]

SO IS RANKED

[lament tulip]

yea

[stark apex]

NOBODY IN RANKED EVER WANTED TO WIN IN MY TEAM

ALWAYS THE OTHER TEAM

WHY IS IT

[worldly widget]

if you want to try hard go ranked

[bold ravine]

Yeah, I dont know why, but bro, I've fought electrons for the past 5 matches out of 8... all of them are loses. Not like I can do with it

[stark apex]

WHY CANT I GET GOOD PLAYERS

[worldly widget]

you're bound to go up if you're good enough

like you can reach superstring if you escape diamond and just play enough

[mossy nest]

watched myself get domed

[worldly widget]

in cn

[mossy nest]

as i mastered teleportation

[stark apex]

REMIND ME AGAIN WHY THE MATCHMAKER FUCKING HATES ME

[rancid hare]

You get used to it

[stark apex]

I GUESS THEY NEED PEOPLE TO LOSE TO AND THINK THAT I AM THE BEST AT IT

[rancid hare]

[late light]

reasonable crash out

[bold ravine]

this^^

[stark apex]

SORRY THAT I AM THE SCAPE GOAT HERE

[rancid hare]

Yes

We all are

[stark apex]

YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT IT IS ME AND MY FUCKING TEAM THAT YOU ARE FIGHTING AGAINST

FREE WIN GUYS

PLAY AGAINST ME AND GET YOUR FREE WINS HERE

GO AHEAD

[novel whale]

i remember crashing out like that in s1

[stark apex]

I LOVE LOSING

[late light]

bro be me and get proton/neutron team with neutron/electron opponents

[novel whale]

looool

who here remembers the s1 qici crashouts?

[lament tulip]

in chal?

[novel whale]

yes this chat

[rancid hare]

I remember me crashing out still

[lament tulip]

Chall*

[rancid hare]

Just to get to Atom

[lament tulip]

i do

but i barely talked by then

[pine stump]

I can't even start rank
Nobody plays it on SEA lol

[plush sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

bro out here seeing this dude be like "first time?"

[novel whale]

ur tgryna q at 10am g

try again at 3pm

[pine stump]

Work

[novel whale]

real p1ckup?

[worldly widget]

yeah i duo with him

[novel whale]

ohh nice

meow

[stark apex]

Finally yhou got to queue against me

[late light]

WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT

[stark apex]

enjoy your free win you piece of fuck

[worldly widget]

top 20 match jumpscare

[stark apex]

fuck you for winning

[rancid hare]

[late light]

HOLY TEAM BRUH

[novel whale]

this game dead during early morning

you need to queue at night

[stark apex]

FUCK YOU

FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR EVEN GETTING A CHANCE OF WINNING

WHEN IS IT MY TURN

WHEN

[lament tulip]

evening*

[stark apex]

FUCKING WHEN

[worldly widget]

this is when i was trying to derust before global came out

[smoky siren]

Deepfried

[mossy nest]

and u said i would lower the mmr

[worldly widget]

i think this is the only clip i had of it

[late light]

@prime rapids meow meow, crease their jordans!

[smoky siren]

Its not the mmr

Its because queue is dead rn

[novel whale]

khulaine

how to play cn now?

[prime rapids]

Haeh?

[novel whale]

i tried and got 350ms

i used to get 20ms

idk what happened.

[smoky siren]

So the game just puts u near anyone remotely close to your rank

[novel whale]

@worldly widget

[late light]

holy crash out above

my brain is gonna explode

[worldly widget]

i still can't

[rancid hare]

I still remember getting back to back Proton games as a Mole

Fun times

[hazy loom]

idk why but ever since i got to neutron

[novel whale]

rip cn server.

[hazy loom]

i always got 100ms

[hearty ore]

Half of this chat is just crashouts

[worldly widget]

they throttled foreigners out of cn server

[novel whale]

that sux

[plush sphinx]

since when is it not

[hazy loom]

even in proton i used to have 20ms

[mossy nest]

i missed the diamond lobby

[worldly widget]

y

you could try going cn after the maintenance

[hearty ore]

Bros can't just stop playing and take a break apparently

[worldly widget]

to see if they removed the anti-foreigner tech

[novel whale]

Oke

will do

[hazy loom]

maybe thay why i got bot frag constantly

from 20ms to 100ms is huge gap

[worldly widget]

oh here's a screenshot of going against makoi

idk if anyone of you here knows him

[hazy loom]

like i constantly play in tokyo or korea server

not sg anymore

[novel whale]

pawjobenjoyer

my goat

why his cn name so boring

global name way better

[late light]

wild name

[smoky siren]

Is queue dead rn

[late light]

been dead

[novel whale]

i hopeits dead

[smoky siren]

I checked and its estinated 4:04 minute

Which means the actual queue time is double/triple that

[lavish mortar]

It's early in the morning on a Tuesday, of course it's dead

[plush sphinx]

wait me get haircut queue will be +1 player soon tm

+1 out of 3

[worldly widget]

images you don't want to see

[smoky siren]

Custom game queue got more players

[late light]

or 10 seconds (3% of the time)

[smoky siren]

Ranked is basically custom

At this point

[hearty ore]

It's 11AM on a workday, ques would be dead

[civic bramble]

Trust the process

[plush sphinx]

bold of u to assume i work

[hearty ore]

Even if you're jobless other people aren't

[lament tulip]

yes

aika enthusiasts

[smoky siren]

Hurt right in the meow meow

[plush sphinx]

nah have a job, i just dont work

[hearty ore]

I'm currently on public holidays so that's why I'm here

[bold ravine]

Bro, WHY TF AM I FIGHTING A CHEATER IN CHALLENGE

[smoky siren]

Im only home because im moving in a few weeks

[late light]

its challenge chill

just report them after

[bold ravine]

legit

[late light]

aint gonna lose rank from casual

[smoky siren]

Bomboclatt

429

[lament tulip]

r u sure that's a cheater?

[late light]

prob just ss player

[carmine steppe]

Yo how do you make those chibis?

[lament tulip]

no can't recognise that name

[late light]

literally every japanese person I know that plays the game is neutron +

[smoky siren]

Hey

[plush sphinx]

its from a bilibili creator

[carmine steppe]

Ohh

[smoky siren]

Thats not correct

[late light]

THAT I KNOW

PERSONALLY

OK

[smoky siren]

What about the one japanese proton player that threw my game

[terse spire]

0.41 kd

[late light]

thats just a rookie, they'll be neutron in like a day or 2

[stark apex]

SVP AGAIN

I LOVE SVP

[terse spire]

185 adr, 70% wr

[smoky siren]

Crashout imminent

Imagine this man in ranked

[stark apex]

LOOK AT HOW USELESS I AM

WOW

LOOK AT ME

I AM SO GOOD AT BEING USELESS

WOOOOOO

[smoky siren]

What the fuck

[rancid hare]

Bro thats just TDM

[smoky siren]

Crashout in tdm

😭

[terse spire]

tdm

it happens

[smoky siren]

What does he even lose

[stark apex]

I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET A WIN

I AM NOT FUCKING LEAVING

[late light]

wild imo

[smoky siren]

Thats right

[terse spire]

his calm

[rancid hare]

Easiest win is Outbreak imo

Nooone ever loses lmao

[smoky siren]

Thats the mentality

[terse spire]

yep good luck with that mate

[lament tulip]

play outbreak

you wont lose

[smoky siren]

You’re ready for ranked

[lament tulip]

nd go sleep

[terse spire]

tdm has more sweats than ranked

[stark apex]

I AM GOING TO ROT IN THIS CHAIR

[lament tulip]

[bold ravine]

never let me cook in michelle

I hate m4 rifles truly

[lament tulip]

why r u fueling this man to his grave

[rancid hare]

I think we found Deranking Demons successor

[bold ravine]

same goes with fragran

[smoky siren]

If you get infected as a survivor and fail to kill the last survivor

[terse spire]

wdym, m4 rifles are based

[smoky siren]

Thats losing

[mossy nest]

go queue

[smoky siren]

No

[terse spire]

ol reliable

[smoky siren]

I login and saw

[terse spire]

queue

[smoky siren]

One person online

[hazy loom]

derankers need to recruit him

[terse spire]

do it

[hazy loom]

ngl

[smoky siren]

And 4 min queue

Fuck no

[lament tulip]

no actually

you never lose outbreak

ppl have 100% wrs over 100 games

[rancid hare]

My WR this season is inflated

Thanks to Outbreak

[wind vale]

every match counts as a win

[rancid hare]

[stark apex]

IF ANYONE WANTS TO DERANK REAL QUICK AND FAST LET ME KNOW

LET ME JOIN YOU

[late light]

Average Strinova matchmaking experience:

[stark apex]

I CAN GUARANTEE A DERANK

NOT BECAUSE I AM BAD

[terse spire]

outbreak is just win win for everyone, until i mald why did i get one hit from full hp

[stark apex]

BUT BECAUSE I AM A MAGNET FOR BAD PLAYERS

[terse spire]

im bad myself

[rancid hare]

Dmg upgrades be like

[late light]

bro dont know what 5 stack is

[stark apex]

IF YOU LET ME IN YOU CAN LOSE VERY QUICKLY

[clear maple]

their team got hard carried lmaooo

[late light]

[wind vale]

me with a 250% dmg card shaped neck

[clear maple]

that fuchsia was doing all of the work

[stark apex]

Why dont you get one for me

[terse spire]

0.41 kd, 185 adr, 70% wr

[patent kindle]

my effort is wasted

[terse spire]

wack i know

[late light]

coping strategy

[rancid hare]

I love going full speed cards at Outbreak

[terse spire]

behold, shit stats except wr

[late light]

I dont play in APAC

[stark apex]

I like not getting aimbots as teammates

only as enemies

maximizes my chance of crashing out

Only good players deserve aimbots

except for me

[late light]

bro that's wild I have 250+ ADR

[terse spire]

even i wonder why am i at 70% wr

[lament tulip]

how?

[wind vale]

I'm not gonna lie but I really hate people that put (character name)'s husband because if I befriend them I'm not gonna ask for other aliases so I'm forced to call them husband and honestly that's really gay

[patent kindle]

kokona and leona are jps

[terse spire]

magic fuckery

[bold ravine]

??? how about me

[late light]

WTF

[clear maple]

thats strange

they werent trash

when i played against them

[late light]

I FEEL TARGETED

[clear maple]

last game

were they throwing ?

[terse spire]

i just dont take fights lmao, i dont do duels

[patent kindle]

and we matched up again

[wind vale]

I only wrote this because I saw your name and because I have a friend with the exact same gimmick

[smoky siren]

Hey

[clear maple]

last game

[late light]

☠️

[dusty sluice]

what up milk!

[wind vale]

which I call husband

[lament tulip]

how do u win without doing dmg

[wind vale]

and it weirds me out every time

[late light]

bro
just call me Jay

[late light]

smh

[mossy nest]

well

[dusty sluice]

yo.

[rancid hare]

Call them darling instead frfr

[lament tulip]

most ppl w no adr have bad wr

[rancid hare]

[mossy nest]

this game is lost

[smoky siren]

Wha happened

[hazy loom]

lol got NamKied

[lament tulip]

damn its accout51

[smoky siren]

@silent sigil ?

[mossy nest]

casue this guy a proton infalted elecetron player

[lament tulip]

how's na rank

[mossy nest]

using mara q from china

[terse spire]

most of my victories, im either top 3 or bot frag

bot frag most of the time

[lament tulip]

[silent sigil]

huh?

[dusty sluice]

its oki

[silent sigil]

wsp

[dusty sluice]

its been fun for the most part

[smoky siren]

U got queued with alley right

[late light]

I've fragged over my electron friend before btw

[silent sigil]

no

i usually solo q

[late light]

and I was proton 4 at the time

[smoky siren]

I meant

[lament tulip]

[smoky siren]

Like u got him as a teammate

[spiral cobalt]

let’s rank

[late light]

nein, das ist schlecht

[lament tulip]

liking the elo inflation but fast queues or getting annoyed by quality of games

?

[bold ravine]

They call me the milk man by the way I give out milk

[dusty sluice]

uh electron - quark is hella easy

[smoky siren]

Did u beat up gengu earlier

[late light]

BRO OFC YOU SAY THAT

[smoky siren]

I was watching his stream

[late light]

😭

[dusty sluice]

ya

[lament tulip]

[dusty sluice]

but like its fine that electron has like any player ig

[dusty sluice]

if ur better u can just climb out

[silent sigil]

doomed

[late light]

bro I don't spend my entire life playing games

[dusty sluice]

i mean u can play casually

[spiral cobalt]

so

[dusty sluice]

and try to improve when you play

[late light]

I got a life and a career to fulfill

[mossy nest]

truly

[late light]

ok
so can you help me not bot frag?

like this

[dusty sluice]

aim train

[hearty ore]

Step 1: Don't pick Kokona

[late light]

on osu?

[dusty sluice]

prob the most important part of sniping is the aim part

yo.

osu is not an aimtrainer

[late light]

lmao

[lament tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/give-up-die-attack-on-titan-gif-20863760

[late light]

how many hours in aimlabs?

[clear maple]

WAIT

THATS

A ELECTRON

[dusty sluice]

i prob only have 100

[late light]

I need to know how much you have

[lament tulip]

No , u could just try shooting paper gliding bots in training itself

[late light]

WHAT

[late light]

what about hours in other related games?

[dusty sluice]

i have 3k on rust

[late light]

I literally do that

dam

[dusty sluice]

and like 1k on ark i think

[clear maple]

pls carry @mossy nest

[gleaming jolt]

more practicing!

[clear maple]

❤️

[wind vale]

if I pick kokona it's probably because I need to do the Rescue X teammates mission

[dusty sluice]

rest of my time was on roblox and some other fps games

[mossy nest]

im tlted

[rancid hare]

Clearly my hours playing Gacha games translates to this game

[lament tulip]

then u should be winning positively

[mossy nest]

no

[fallen fiber]

Rank is really gonna be 2 steps forward 1 step back

[rancid hare]

[clear maple]

@mossy nest watch oiut for candy guy

[rancid hare]

Just look at how much I gamba!

[dusty sluice]

i loved playing deadlock b4

[clear maple]

he good at kokona

[rancid hare]

[lament tulip]

do u not take much shots during a game ?

[smoky siren]

Dont blame urself for that last game

[stark apex]

6 LOSSES FOR A SINGLE WIN

WHAT A FUCKING BARGAIN

SO GOOD FOR MY EGO

[fallen fiber]

"Oh ranked is so ez." Me fighting for my life in mol 2 while mfs go 20-4 every game crutching Ming

[smoky siren]

[stark apex]

I HATE MYSELF ANYWAY

[terse spire]

damn a lot of people peek a good sniper, its usually teammates

[mossy nest]

why would i this jp boosted fucker picked mara and is so passive and wasting q

[stark apex]

Because they started playing after a fresh lobotomy sessiuon

[smoky siren]

Really

[lament tulip]

deadlock

hmmm

rare

[smoky siren]

I wished I coulda spectated

[stark apex]

TIME FOR DEMOLITION AGAIN

[late light]

thats more than I have on all shooter videogames combined lmao

[dusty sluice]

my main was vindicta lowkey

[stark apex]

LETS SEE HOW BAD WE CAN DO

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[smoky siren]

Too bad everyone has fucking privacy protection thesedays

[stark apex]

LET US FAIL AS A TEAM TOGETHER

[late light]

ffs reply on my behalf

[rancid hare]

Wait why do people have privacy on at APAC

[late light]

💀

[smoky siren]

Challenge cannot be this serious

[spiral cobalt]

no stalkers

[mossy nest]

check the match histoy and go to his s2 profile

[smoky siren]

They dont want me to watch

[clear maple]

thanks for carry

[worldly widget]

boosted ahh mfs

[smoky siren]

For certain reasons

[clear maple]

i love being carried!

[late light]

me fr

[rancid hare]

Can't you just edit your card to display what you want?

[lament tulip]

understandable

[smoky siren]

I may be boosted but I dont hide it

[stark apex]

NOT WHEN YOU HAVE SCORES LIKE THESE

[smoky siren]

I never had privacy on

[lament tulip]

mever actually played the game but ive seen too much content of it

[smoky siren]

[stark apex]

ITS LIKE WE ARE TRYING OUR BEST TO PRETEND WE ARE PLAYING FOR REAL

[lament tulip]

just like how i stay away from league.

[dusty sluice]

it was funny crossmapping people on vindicta

[lament tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-man-im-dead-dark-souls-1-dark-souls-2-dark-souls-3-gif-9235905374611411245

[rancid hare]

I also have privacy off for my profile

[rancid hare]

Since I always look at everyoens profile after a match

[lament tulip]

[late light]

same

[lament tulip]

yea

[smoky siren]

Tfw when u get destroyed and the enemy mvp has privacy on

[stark apex]

DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET PEOPLE WHO NO DIFFS YOU AND TEAMMATES WHO LIKES THEIR LOBOTOMY DOCTORS

[late light]

[gleaming jolt]

@lament tulip come
we 1v1

[dusty sluice]

most of the time its bad stats or an alt if they have it on

[lament tulip]

i have exam in 30.mins lydia

[smoky siren]

Gulp

[lament tulip]

we 1v1 in evening

[gleaming jolt]

[lament tulip]

[rancid hare]

I hid my Favorite Agents, Challenge and Rank stats

[clear maple]

time to split up

[bold ravine]

bro, dont play serious in challenge

[smoky siren]

Wouldnt it be on

[lament tulip]

4pm ist

convert

[smoky siren]

If the stats were too good as well

[stark apex]

HOW

[gleaming jolt]

come

[stark apex]

ALL I GET ARE LOSSES A

[lament tulip]

if you're available that time

[bold ravine]

just dont

[gleaming jolt]

we 1v1

[dusty sluice]

ya thats why alts turn it on

[bold ravine]

dont take challenge seriously

[spiral cobalt]

wana play challenge

[stark apex]

MAYBE IF I EVEN WIN JUST ONCE I WOULDNT BE CRASHING OUT THIS HARD

BUT NO

[bold ravine]

invite me

[stark apex]

FUCK ME FOR EVEN PICKING THIS MODE

[bold ravine]

What room code

[stark apex]

...later

[smoky siren]

[stark apex]

just started another losing round

[smoky siren]

No wonder every enemy mvp has it on…

[late light]

or this game...

[smoky siren]

The ones i dont recognize

[late light]

in general

this game dying anyways

[bold ravine]

bro, I legit have a 8 lose streak in challenge, and 5 of those are against a team of electrons and neutrons

[smoky siren]

[stark apex]

what alternatives do I have

[bold ravine]

But I didnt crashout

🫂

[smoky siren]

Fortnite

[late light]

12 consecutive losses in ranked here

[stark apex]

because you dont have teammates who hate you

[late light]

I just play Minecraft tbh

[bold ravine]

Why do they hate you?

[gleaming jolt]

[lament tulip]

aight wish me luck

driving to clg now

[late light]

I found someone

[stark apex]

DO I KNOW WHY

[lament tulip]

goodbye

[stark apex]

ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEY KEEP ABANDONING ME AFTER GETTING HIT

[late light]

@lament tulip

[lament tulip]

yes

hello

[late light]

dam

[lament tulip]

its me

[late light]

hello

[lament tulip]

the hater of flamethrowers

[rancid hare]

Damn report them for being Toxic

[bold ravine]

Come play with me, and dont play like its serious threat on the line

[lament tulip]

wym i headshot 2 guys nd 3rd gun runs me down w flamethrower

[bold ravine]

[stark apex]

give me 10 minutes

[lament tulip]

[lament tulip]

[rancid hare]

Ming is primed and ready to take space

[late light]

I smell a Kokoflame runner

[late light]

meow

[lament tulip]

nope

it was a cat

michele flamethrower

even sad

[late light]

ming jackson

[lament tulip]

er

[rancid hare]

Reminds me I still have no Union

Since Season 1

[late light]

more sad?

oof

[rancid hare]

[late light]

english aint englishing

[smoky siren]

@mossy nest can u turn spectate on

[lament tulip]

opponents sniper was nice he ran athena

[smoky siren]

I wanna watcxhhhhh

No one online

[lament tulip]

aight

[supple swift]

i wish we could perma ban shitters that drop 0 kills in comp

[lament tulip]

bye now

[late light]

ASSUMING GENDER IN 2025?!?!?!

nah jk idgaf

I call everyone they/them tbh

its so neutral that no one can get upset

[lament tulip]

" Hking "

[late light]

?

[lament tulip]

the sniper ign

[late light]

like me

[bright sequoia]

It's more traditional to use hae/heom

[mossy nest]

no

https://tenor.com/view/pernalonga-meme-pernalonga-no-no-não-nao-gif-27211143

[late light]

wat da

[mossy nest]

\

[bright sequoia]

Shit posting on 4 hours of slep

[late light]

me fr

[rancid hare]

[smoky siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1243451934896295937/1357680614953713765/aikaxeplode.gif

[late light]

300 lines of python code

ish

and I made 250 of them

[bright sequoia]

Ok. It's like 20hrs of vscode. Use vim for sanity's sake

[bright sequoia]

Send code, imma doong some funny

[mossy nest]

to bad bozo i like to iwn

[late light]

VSCode bc idk if the AI understands it

[shell cloak]