#💬off-topic-swordsmen
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Burn Summer !? ❌ Summer burn you ✅
Don't be over there wasting the precious air by crying. Laugh instead.
Also, the Eunuch did right by cooking that guy.
He's slow but smart
Crazy moment, though.

Bro did not know his plan had backfired already. 🤣
The player got played.
Yh but there's a lady behind this man I think or I'm mixing up
Yea, she needs to be dealt with too.
Yh I remember her coming to visit him sneakingly 

Oh noo
They messed up the excitement 😭
I know right.
I need to cook, be back. Tc both 


You too enjoy your meal my dear
💕 💕
Professional Culinary gaming. Go hard in there.


Gm chi
Oo new profile 

Aaaah
It looks good
So handsome
Wow it came out well
Use chatgpt
Chat gpt 
I don’t pay them
I'm using it for free
And i have used all my pictures try
Log in on a different Google account 
It turned out to be this but the top is more of a female
The ultimate hack to avoid paying them 
Hm not too bad
oh wait that smart
Used them all
I'm tempted to redo mine now
And that after chatgpt fumble
Wait let me bring the real one
Im so close to pay for c.ai for no advertising and better text options
I’m kinda addicted 
I redone mine with a tshirt too, I didn't like the nude look 

Mommmm



What kind of transformation is happening
We’re rp sailor moon
Im searching in my mind for two good anime series that can be together but i cant reach there
So be back until i find good ones
Berserk and Vinland Saga

U r in to something
Let me try
The problem is i just woke up and my hair is a mess but its fine

Be back in a second

Wow 
Wait let me try something
Scanning ur pictures gives more details 

19 took me out
Wait what anime did u use
I haven’t watched an anime since ages
I didn't use anime, my pic and prompted to turn it into anime
Good luck 
He made me a grandma
🥹
😭
It did u dirty😭
Nuh😭
It is



This is the only thing that turned out to be good tho
Whoa
Wow this one is dope 👏
The emo kirito I’m getting a crush here
Instead of short and brown

I thiught it was cid
Eh
Ohh that's smart
Its sao bro

The only anime i go well with 
Ngl I hate sao haha
Most isekai’s are unfortunately trash
The only I enjoyed was shield hero but only season one
Yeah looks more like cid
Its not isekai tho
Yeah no
Only season one
Same with to your eternity
And the king

That was peak
Ikr
Ikr

Not exactly a romance but it’s good though I prefer the old version
U mean werewolf
Wdym werewolf
Oh wait anime



Lmao 🤣
I miss them so much it’s time to rewatch 
Me either, I'm behind with animes 
The whole vibe in this anime is just wholesome
Oh a idea came up wait be back in a minute
Tyt
Moribito - Guardian of the Spirit returns to Blu-ray or DVD !
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She’s my all time fav character in all anime’s 
She's a warrior, I can't wait to watch this 
Im trying to find a site where I can watch the twelve kingdoms I mostly enjoy older anime because too many these days are just mid but it’s so hard to find 
Hopefully u find it soon, please do share it with me too dear
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Wolf‘s Rain is also a good anime 
It looks sad but I think its worth the watch

Where's ur idea u disappeared for
Shet happens
This is considered as one of the best anime’s with character development I only heard good about it 

Gemmni might be the worse ai u can depend on so used bea idea to go for chatgbt
Now im waiting for it to be made
Sounds about right, chatgpt better
He is taking so long 
Been like this for 2 minutes
It might take a good 10 minutes 
Yah
Last night I tried to generate a picture for 15 minutes
It said it wasn't up to standards, had "gore elements" I just wanted a jaguard pelt cape ...
So I waited 15 mins for nofin

I will head off outside, i need one of those outdoor cafes that has some cool AC, I'm dying here
I heard UK is burning


28° weather here
Tc all
cyu my dears
Enjoy my dear
💕 💕
Dang my goat
Biggest Seraph fan I've met
Anime was so long ago I can't remember anything
Hahahaha
Im more into blue exorcist but i refuse to watch the new season they did Rin so dirty 
Had the biggest crush on this guy 
Unfortunately
Crushing is bad. Smashing is good.

Then you must be a Sukuna fan

Toji and Choso 
Bum vs bro

That was when I was 17 mind me 

Ohh 👀 quite the news 
honk honk!
I had a crush on one anime character (female one
)
Yujii 
Tell me more 
I never had whyy 😭😩
Obviously boa
The goddess
She’s such a baddie I love her
One piece crush 
The only acceptable one 
Yah
Ohh boa is quite good ngl
Visual novel crush time
True same here can’t choose between all the lords and dukes 

Lord of Dukery
They always make the dukes hot on purpose so they bring more and more women’s 
But wait let me bring the character

I hoped for bingus 


The only problem is that she is way too old
But 
She is strong

The dream of every woman Nora von nuremberg 
If she’s still a baddie go get her 
Oh Helloo sir 

Now that's indeed some dope drop right there buddy

But i don’t remember if this is a fan made or not cause the last time i have seen the manhwa he wasn’t there cause the novel is way ahead
So fans been making the characters from there mind
Especially this one she was a fan made before then they put her in the manhwa
I dislike headcanons 
I fell for that way too often
Especially in the era of Haikyuu

@quick moth
?

Bye bye have funn 
Wait wawa is there?
You have given me something new to read, thank you. 🙏🏽
Your welcome hehe 
Bro was one moment away from facing the wraith of jealousy 🙏
Got a chinese menu for today
Nah bro IDC what happens with these charecters later but so far MU daxian and Old Mo seem like the aura farmers 🙏
Side charecters be farming more aura then the Mc 💔
I hate taking breaks from reading but it’s time to cook lunch 
Is that a country name 😭

Why sad 
That doesn’t even cost that much
Here it’s usually just a few euros
And gardens are free to visit at least most
Still a lot
Ir because a butler there so will live in a castle
3,50-8€?
That’s decent
Unfortunately I never had a date with someone to visit a castle 
The rich doesnt care about the poor
Wearing a beautiful date and then Coffee and pastries
Become a butler then
Become a private chef for someone
They pay well
On a balcony with a sea view
Thisss
I dont know cooking
Then learn
I do love it but just for myself
Becoming a butler is the best thing trust me
Or become a private driver for someone
U will wear an expensive suit

And live in a castle

Just sell it and get a new one infinity money glitch 
See
Fk it fk poverty imma be rich
We are thinking the same

And if they ask where is the suit say it got ripped
The dog ate it 


Like my homework
Hahahaha
(They became digital) 
Or marry a rich woman 😂
Nah i have a better one
This
Mamma mia
Imagine she has kids and when she dies and you think you won in life all of a sudden you end up with nothing

Nah u can search for single ones who didn’t marry anyone
Her kids are older than me
U might die before her tho
Same process
spends all her money on Organisations

Actually i own a firm
Give me a fine middle aged divorced man who’s miserable and depressed but has a soft spot for me and takes care of me like I’m his princess
The dreammmmm
we make a orphanage we pay the kids so we can get donations and live with with these donations
Im Reading too many fanfiction
Not just that a mansion, car collection, a yatch, a private jet, ...

GL with that 

Ai ai ai
What are you, a cat?
I have caught up with my manhwas

Yes I’m a bingus

I'm a Maine Coon... nah that's just wishful thinking, I'm an Orange Cat.
Hahahaha
Maine Coons are so majestic
Im an orange as well undercover as a black cat 
My favs are Abyssinian ragdoll and Sphynx

Oooh, mine are Maine Coons, British Shorthairs and Siamese Cats.
Probably because my aunt has all three.
Aww
British shorthair is also cute
They have such boba eyes
Makes them look like baby’s
Is ur aunt single 
||i want the cats||
I get cute aggression every time I see lne
She is unfortunately not.
I can only imagine I want one too T-T

I forgot when I put my dumplings inside the pot 

My aunt is lowk hot and I get judgemental whenever she used to have some dudes over, now that she's married... I'm kinda left with no choice.
Like when she brings dudes that are questionable in nature.

Kinda just want a nice dude for her y'know?
But hey, atleast those days are over.
How old is she
30+ I'm not sure about the exact number, haven't seen her in years.
Hi
Dododo de dadada
My age cap is probably someone 20yrs older than me.
The emo character doesn’t suit me
That's what she said.
Be back in a moment
Badum-tss
how old r u
Early 20's
22
The curse of every attractive woman 

Some dudes she brings are just so, "Bro why?"


Close.
21
24
20
23

Just kidding im turning 22.
Oh mice
Ai ai ai

Still young
Im saving this
Merci.
Since i will be single soon 
🥸


Shi
He's got it all planned out
Preparation is the element of surprise.
we keeping it a secret
Just ask her out man, always worked out for me.

Who
What if someone says no one day



Then it's over
That happened to me 
It is what it is, have a wonderful day.
Hahahaha
A lot
Skill issue
Break out the yakult bottles
If she says no then there's nothing you can do.
Cause u r the girl 
And listen to seasons by wave to earth
True
Im just being nice
Being with chi means you will suffer for eternity
Probably staying single forever

what type of thing is it as im interested now
It's actually good that she says no. Imagine if she says, "Ew" instead.
It's very crowded here today 
Rnb
Hell no
Search it up, and listen when you're sad
Gotta be sad
Two new people
real
Who is sad
In our castle
Me never


Listen to Mitski, Wisp and CAS.

Laufey 😏
Who else has a bipolar music taste cant lie
Si Vis Amari, Ama.
It goes from rnb at home to metal in the gym

Since the new DMC series released I've been listening to that in the gym
My music taste is, if it slaps, I listen to it.
Bodies -drowning pool
It's one of my favorite latin quotes.
For me anything works 
Zzz
i can listen to playboy carti when im at home but ayesha erotica in the gym..
Oh

I listen to Cupid by Fifty Fifty when I go to the gym.

Too bad they broke up
Or Renai Circulation.
Bury the light
It’s never enoughhh
depends on the coffee as if it was good its real to drink a lot
BURY THE LIGHTTT DEEP WITHINNNNN
I prepared dumplings that I’m not longer hungry because of the stupid heatttt 
Berry Delight deep withiiiiiinnnnnn

Que?
So peak a devil may cry
that is literally me when i finally finish a day of uni
Don't ask how I got these.

they're.. interesting to say the least
I may or may not be part of the Official DMC Server.

Devil may peak
Through Motivation.
im planning to watch dmc soon after i finish what im watching rn
I got this gem today 
poor duck fr

I have something better.

I miss the old Kanye.
i left marks from my hand sweat..
Scotland here is a nice 18°C
Ema go sleep until the dinner is ready bye
Here in SEA it's 38°-39°C outside on a daily basis.
FAHHH
how do u like survive
By sipping coffee at 12pm
U evolve
I think it was 33 for Luoen and he's also in SEA
Become a vampire and live at night
When it's cooler
Though now the night is a lot shorter
By trash talking in the game servers you mean?
That's the temp at night.
FAHHHH
Nope it was morning for him when he sent that
how do u actually thrive in 20 degrees plus
That's the alternative. I mid or feed.
Don't tell me Yasuo main? Are you Yas ng Pinas?
Through sheer will.
Nah, I use Sett, Voli, Mundo and Mordi.
Found my twin
i die in literally 15 degrees how are u doing 20 and above because of sheer will
Nice, Yasuo mid and feed always
Same here lmao
I'm just built different.
That Yasuo power spike after he hits a 0/12/3 KDA.
uk heat is just painful and humid to be in
Game on + trashtalk on
It's chewwsday innit?
My bad
thats how some people say it fr
Scouse is so unintelligible man, istg.
i only remember how to say tuesday like that i aint judging
I'm always muted.
Nah he is from SEA might be an island surrounded by ocean, that would be humid asf too and with 38? Oh my😱
how does one survive
I don't scream like Kesha but I may or may not have cursed a random guy's entire bloodline at 3am.
We should all move to Spain
the worst is when u have to cough at 3am and like its a loud one..
They even wear jackets in that kind of heat... Well some of us at least hahaha
To the seaside
My behavior score in DOTA is uh let's say below 3 digits hahaha
i can barely wear a jacket in 20 how the hell
I wear leather jackets when I go to uni in a scorching 42°C heat. This was during the heatwave.
so ur like built of the arctic or..?
See?
as how do u cope
Nah we came straight from hell, we used to heat
you came from the depths fr
You play Dota 2 too? I play a little Dota myself.
I mean there's a saying in my country
"We live with demons in human form, that's why we experience this heat"
Nah, I just adapt like Mahoraga.
you guys are js built of like the depths of hell atp
Normal Day for us peeps that live near the Equator.
A little?
No 4 Seasons, only rain or shine.
average temperature for u guys be like 30-40 all year round forget about winter and autumn
That's a little?
There's no winter, autumn or spring. It's summer all year round.
That's like 230+ full days
I've been playing since Warcraft III Frozen Throne.
No no no it reaches 40+
Bro we don't talk about that
That ate more hours than dota2
Great idea 
Hallo Bea
I am in spain
Without the S
Sup senior?
That sounds painful 
Older Women?! WHERE WHERE?!
Not much, surviving 
Bro imma slap you in the back of your head, calm down
We don't act like that here🤣

You can talk to me about it if you ever need to senior🫡
Yes yes
Don't worry me too, I just well don't want my bro to overdo it
My man
Nuh just the heat
I took a cold shower abit better 
I shower twice sometimes thrice a day.
So calm down, keep it cool just enjoy offtopic
Barely surviving the heat hmm?
How is your side dear
This heat is making me feel like a turkey in the oven while walking in sidewalks.
Absolutely 
That's the norm in SEA region, well at least in the Philippines before going to work, after work, then sometimes an additional one before sleep hehe
The water issue tho.
There's one technique I used to use when I was a student🤭 I don't wanna spike my electric bills so I go to malls or coffee shops hehe
There's a shortage now or something?
That's really smart fr
Free air-conditioning
In the PH there are some municipalities that experience severe water shortage.
Then when nighttime comes its cooler I go home haha
I did the same earlier since mine wasn't enough. The place got crowded I left
Very efficient too, especially if you bring your laptop around.
Damnnn I never experienced that sorry😅 I am from NCR, region 3(Bulacan and Tarlac),and CAR
Ah, near Calabarzon, yes?
Yeah in Baguio but I rarely go there, mostly stayed in NCR or region 3
I see.
Bulacan never had problems with the water so 😅
I experience nothing of sorts here too, but I have a few friends that do.
You already know the current state of affairs in our government.
We are f'ed
My love I just wanna die it’s not any better 
Le Vent Se Lève! . . . Il Faut Tenter De Vivre!
I pray for you
Pray for the entire PH bro.
🥀💔
Yeah that's what I meant by "you"
"The wind is rising! We must try to live!"
English bro kinda weird
"You" singular
"You" plural
Confusing as heck but works

Works fine just as it is
Might strike confusion to those that are not that knowledgeable about the English language.
What is english ?
A Language.
Never in my life i have heard of it
Uiuiuiui chi dead
Well if the french can confuse with the word Je'taime we can confuse with you🤭
Non non non, Monsieur
Oui oui baguette
Yesn't
Taken by the view like we were in PARIS
Im sorry im losing my mind with the heat 
i want to go back to bed so bad but i cant sleep bc of the heat..
Thankfully its raining down our way
You're not alone on this guys 
the support is needed
I feel like putting my head on the freezer
is @night aurora still in his leather jacket in 42 degrees heat
i sleep IN freezers
I might tonight, I'm already freezing a small blanket that I packaged nicely
I have bigger problems.
HAHAHAHAHA
I HAVE SO MANY PICTURES WITH THESE CHICKENS
🤣🤣🤣🤣

You have my bok respect bok
I used to annoy previous friends with my weird obsession of collecting them 🤣🤣🤣
Sounds about right.
I'd be weirded out if someone sends me an awful lotta unsolicited chicken pics
Why not fried chicken joy instead.

Hahahahaha
Im definitely the worst friend someone can have
That’s why I avoid sending anything at all
My memes are so weird
That would only make them question if I’m sane

True
I'd rather not talk about my collection of memes...
I mean, I surely don't have a 32GB SD Card full of memes...
Ah zade obviously who else 
Hahahaha
Lovely
I bet you’re even worse
Some of them are #sadboi and some are just straight up unhinged.
Not the sadboi 
Young me be just saving whatever.
I was never chronically online if it isn't about memes.
A big lie
Even fish wouldn't agree to this 
i only JUST got my spotify to work
Oh nice, glad it works for u
Cutie
💕 💕
Aren't fishes just flying organisms in an entirely different environment/habitat?
Like as a fish, do they discriminate against Crabs and mock them for their inability to "fly"(swim)?
I still can’t show my stupid videos and memes 
Is it floating?
Born :idk
Ouch why
its upside down
🤣 🤣 🤣 😭
They’re aliens
but yes
Ah, he's just taking a nap time.
its floating upside down
Yes, they tend to do that.
i tried tapping the tank and it didnt move
That sounds abit concerning 🥹 ig they fell a sleep
'Cause it's dead holmes 😭
Unfortunately, it is, say bye bye to Goldie now. Flush it in the toilet so it'll magically revive and mutate into a giant fih.
ill get my boyfriend to move it i guess
ill feed it to my brother actually
he likes.
dead things
Bruh what
as hes dating a dead ting 🥹
Is he a Necromancer or something?
NO
his girlfriend js has a massive ego
and shes annoying and he cant see through it
Ah, checks out.
so he needs the dead fish to fix his mind
Straight bars right there.
yep
I'm writing ts down.
yes
Everyone can be an artist.

🤣
Earth without art is just "Eh". Remember that.
thats smooth cl
I haven't seen Tokyo Ghoul in a good while.
I need a man whos into literature and poetry that would be so romantic 
Might reread it again.
the way u recognised the tag is insane
I suck at writing romance novels, tried once, nope. Almost died from cringe.
i tried writing poetry it sounded like hoetry instead..
I just tapped it and oh, Tokyo Ghoul
Shi, she's spitting bars rn chat.
Natural born gangsta
Weather is nice today 
uk genetics fr
Don't jinx it.
fish dont curse us

I love Mans Chest Hair. (Manchester)
im from there..
It is tho
Ain't no way.
Stop flexing 
i am..
Yeah, but don't jinx it.
You're trippin'.
im not
Say Wallahi bro, say Wallahi.
wallahi im from manchester
Ain't no friggin' way bruv

Dw dw im used to it
bro fr said that as a joke but it was a FACT
YOU may be used to it but think about US


Have u tried 40
50 degrees
I'm calling an airstrike at a random approximate location in Manchester.
No
@whole veldt twin are u melting aswell
Highest I've experienced was 54°C.
Still couldn't sit still without me cup of coffee.
What is the degree there
Acute maybe.
A tea with the heat is the best
Darn brits.
its more humid here but 30
tea in england means like dinner fr
That’s cool for us here
on thursday next week its gonna be 17

ive been healed
Depends I don’t enjoy writing classic ones only historical 
Itz dinnae aye
Explain
How you present yourself here I highly doubt that
I love coffee more dw but tea helps with heat
Ever heard of wo'ah mate?
I am js a friendly neighborhood Zade

its wo a
A bo'ah of wo'ah
the h isnt pronounced
Here In Middle East its a known thing when there is a heat drink tea 

But it's there and I acknowledge it.
ima scroll my life away on instagram and tiktok guys
Haha, surely thou jests.
German 
Vas?!
He says wha a lot
Que
Nani?!
Gracias
Aeeeesh
Then there's...
bea how many languages u speak fr..
I only speak English
Nein
Not much😂
True British na American
Zade u r British right

Well I’m writing on a story with a young aristocrat who left his old life behind and live his life in regret and avoiding being a part of society until he meets a young woman in need he cannot get easily rid of so starts working in his house as his maid
A complicated relationship forms between them 
all i know is english and like a fragment of polish
Exactly
Why lying in the big 2026
If zade is bri'sh I'm German 



im a female now




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