#💬off-topic-swordsmen

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Fk this shet

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28?

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Ehhh

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I want a sticker of this catplot

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Like wtf life is getting old or wht

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Me and my friends are planning to go to a villa in our vacation and we are searching for places

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To go to

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And im the planer

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So i sow this beautiful place

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Asked him about everything then he told are you all above 28

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I stood there am i high

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Asked r u sure its not 18+

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he said yes 28 and above

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Like why

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Do u love looking at old men

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Sorry for people in there 30 but wtf

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Thank goodness i was calm

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Ir i would have coursed his whole family

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Pause there

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Is this another drama u created while u were bored

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Hahahahahaha

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zomg I remember past one

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Here u can translate it im lazy

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Zzzz

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I see a 28 I believe you

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Besties

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We both so lazy

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Man I feel like complaining again

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Its Arabic

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Im all ears

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Imagine someone tells you you have me, I’m here for you

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But the person isn’t there

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I wanna rage

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I wanna throw paws

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Liaaaaaar

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# real seal Here u can translate it im lazy

The customer asked if booking is available for ages over 28 for everyone.
A subsequent message clarifies if the age limit is actually over 18.
The business responded by apologizing, stating they cannot accept bookings for ages over 28.

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Ai translating DoggoLaugh

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He copied the whole thing

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Either shun is lying or fishy is scamming us again

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Zzz there were times I used to be able to read and understand

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Blame my mother

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بنيتك تشبه بنية غوريلا طويلة.

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I will translate it dw

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You are

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Bruh

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I'm off to bed lovelies. Tc alla_cute_hug_heart_love_zerotwo work tomorrow playdead

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But gn

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I wish u nightmares u cat lover

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It wasn’t me i just translated

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Will gn lucy

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Me probably too

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My eyes are watering rn

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Gn children 😴

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Ima stay awake and read

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لا

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قوقل ترانزليت

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He was saying

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Ooh

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And u r arab and i knew it

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I have no idea what you guys talking about

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Sigh

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I learnt it in madrasa

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So u ran away

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Went there to learn the quran and Arabic

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Will either way gn

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Tc= take care u melt

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Zzzz

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Im dying from feeling frustrated

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Chi is gone no reason to stay here any longer

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ههههههههههه

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Good morning my beloved Lucy a_chick_cute_heart_hug_kawaii CB_hearts CB_hearts

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Don’t forget to drink enough and your lunch SCbingusflushed 💕 💕 it’s still a bit early hehe chi will try to sleep some more PaimonSlep_Meira

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Guten morgen

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No one is here

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So quiet

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Hello ?

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Yah no one

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@copper shell Well did you survive?

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I started learning yesterday lolDoggoLaugh

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And you're a few miles ahead of me in terms of the language

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This is rigged

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Guten tag

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Good day

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Or good afternoon

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Guten abend is good evening i think

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And guten nacht is good night

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Tschüss

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To learn more gudbye

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I'm still on the
Der
Die
Der
Die frua
Der hund
LA_CatUuh

real seal
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Bis bald

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Nah its see u soon

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Okay im back

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Enough for today

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𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓾 𝓫𝓮𝓪

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𝓦𝓲𝓮 𝓰𝓮𝓱𝓽’𝓼

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Lmao

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My free lesson are done today without me knowing

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yoo

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Yoo

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whatssupp

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Gut 👍

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Lmao

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this one

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Nope

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It means good but in german

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hmm

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Herr yousuf

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Means mr yousuf

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U can look it up

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hehehe

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btw can you tell me peak rom com anime?

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I don’t watch anime anymore so idk what u want

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this anime would be better if the mc was handsome

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i woud have watched this but the mc is like🤓

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Alive enough to respond ❤️

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Lmao a bit more sleep and I sleep till noon OsakaStress

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There was no sleep the last days

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A lot of sport

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I've been great, waiting on an acceptance 😁

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And me completely sick 🤒

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I’ll

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Don’t lemme regret it again

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No worries

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# hazy crater I'm still on the Der Die Der Die frua Der hund <a:LA_CatUuh:13620739974449072...

Der Mann (The Man) Die Frau (the woman) The for „Dir“ is feminine the for „Der“ is masculine
Funny enough the rules for „Der“ and „Die“ doesn’t really make sense because you say
Der Hund (The dog) but a dog is not exactly a masculine thing
Still it counts as „Der“ then there’s even an evolution for the word „Die“ it can become to „Diese“ which still means „this“
I wanna quit being German atp

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Nice

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Danke 🙏

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If you say Diese Frau which still means this woman only means you’re pointing at this specific woman
You also could say die frau hier
Which means this woman here
The word „Diese“ has also a masculine form which becomes to „Dieser“ or it can even become to „dieses“ the literal form for „it“

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Too much information

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Ikr

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I want a cat

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Me too and a ground squirrel chii_haircut

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Hii everyone

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Elloo

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Hi

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I got ittttt

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Nice

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Congrats 🎉👏🏻

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Lol

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But I’m not sure how happy I should feel about it, I wanted this card instead of the other chii_haircut

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Tf why won’t it load

valid heath
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Nope

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Not the one I wanted

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Eh? But that's not what you said, but I get it now you wanted the other one more, but that is the 2 of the ones you'd rather get

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What I said was clear enough to understand if you don’t get it not my problem

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Yayyy

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My message wasn’t even finished

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Since I’m trying to send a picture

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I don’t get why you would even answer to it it’s meant for Lucy not for you

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# devout sage congrats

No congrats unfortunately the wrong one haha but at least I got one of the two from the banner since I spent over 50€ on it and thought I might just get a random 5 star card

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But still not the Lucy I’m searching for kitsuuthink

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# whole veldt

Aw I'm glad u shared, my dear please also be kind to junior, he's that one person who's always there to have your back when some of us are even afraid to speak up. OK I will hush, I don't wanna ruin your day😭 🙏

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A bit tired 😫

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Yh I will try ty junior

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# plain jay Amazing! You got both of the pair?

Unfortunately no I was hoping for the one I wasn’t able to claim
But it’s better than nothing
They do reruns for myth banners, this one was one as well but after this one ends it can take half a year maybe longer jokebear_sad2

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I told him many times he keeps pushing me over the edge and since he decides to keep doing it he should be able to face the consequences

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So no chance to get it jokebear_sad2

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Even worse haha I believe they are even more greedy than wwm chii_haircut

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Even outfits in this game costs something for specific cards
And if I want the lads character to have his outfit like from this one banner I need both cards first to activate it

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But that costs around 200$

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For a stupid outfit

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Just Opened the game LA_CatBased

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Lmao

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I had a bounty last time I opened it
Beat the hell out of the hunter with my tanky lol

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I can't imagine opening it to a bounty I'm glad u beat them DoggoLaugh

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Yeah
I suddenly see a person other then me in my world
My expression was hilarious lmao
I double checked my world mode

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Btw what sect are you at that you had this mail lol

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The alcoholic one

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🤣

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Senior's young master is drowning her pain with alcohol

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Sup Ella?

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I don't drink Alcohol. Cookies and Ice cream are my Alcohol.

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Sweet tooth I see

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Good choice too

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😂

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# plain jay Sweet tooth I see

If you give me some of that thousand year fire and Ice wine you only find in Cultivation world, you can convince me with some wine, though.

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If you want to give me Wine, you gotta give me that stuff Wukong be drinking. Regular wine doesn't do it anymore.

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Hi

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Yay back to my fav event, new title DoggoLaugh

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True I fight evil spirits who try to steal my sweets

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The one I have here will cut my finger tho lmao

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He’s currently the most wanted one he stole a whole bar of chocolate the other day and ate it when I wasn’t looking

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Hallo

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Guten taggg

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Fishy turned into full German mode TomoCryingLaughing

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auf de haide bluht ein kleines blumelein

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und das heist

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erika

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This place turned to a language school

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ciao a tutti

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bonjour oui oui baguette

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Luckily I have 4.3 speed, so I can just run away when I don't understand.

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What have i done

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I thought it would be only german wtf are these languages

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Bruh

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Nein nein keine Sorge nur deutsch

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Im running away

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My mind cant handle it

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Now I remember that one line in the movie Nuremberg.

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我想 sprechen deutsch

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I dunno why, saying stuff in German makes me wanna yell it out loud.

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Me yelling in German sounds like I’m cursing your whole family

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Nein nein nein

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Ichlibidish

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Hahahahahaha

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pain au chocolat

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😅... Sorry, those are the words I know 😖🙏

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Ich liebe dich GlorpProud

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It's like unable to speak Russian without sounding like you're boutta murder someone.

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Lmao 🤣

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Ah, for Russian you have to ask TOTA

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Russian Accent = Menacing
Russian Language = Playing a Vinyl Backwards.

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privet

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Is there a line there that says "Make worl go kaboom"?

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im teaching myself english, chinese

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My ex is Russian ngl im weak for the Russian accent

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Such a beautiful language

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Hahahaha

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huraaa

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Uiuiuiuiui

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I smell another spam detect wuth this emojiDoggoLaugh

I'm not scaredzomg

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汉语不太难 🤣

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repeat it in your head everytime you find it hard to learn chinese 🤣

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Dang I made the biggest mistake ever
My ex asked me for grocery shopping tomorrow
I said I have nothing left anymore since I have to pay something for tomorrow that’s all I have left
He has nothing left either
Now I sent him my last remainings and put myself in debt

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Haha, yes, exactly, it's easier for pronunciation and other things when you've heard a language since you were little, even just a few words.

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Nah

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He’s my caretaker

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So for his help I make sure to pay grocery’s

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Yeah it is LA_CatSweat

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But my own family abandoned me

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And without his help there would be no one left

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And imagine chi doing all of that alone

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Damn.

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I would probably starve to death lol

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Is that true for your family? 🥺

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Yepp chi has no family

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Hahahahaha

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Don't hesitate to reach out if you have any problems or anything else 🥺🙏 I hope I can help you incha'Allah

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Okay enough being serious chi silly mode glorp5head glorpbleh

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Dang Hades is abandoning me

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Even if I understand he’s sick

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A whole day without a message

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I wanna rage

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Me ??? Never

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He’s young too young LA_Sip

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Chi never falls in love because chi is never losing LA_Salute

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Hahahahaha

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Zzzzzz

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I want burgir

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The moment I get my hands on Nitro... I'll probably get banned for the Emojis I have at my arsenal so... this is probably what's good for me.

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The bacon king xl it is

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And a long chicken

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I'd eat 3 whoppers like im a human vacuum.

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I sometimes hate my fast metabolism.

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Can't bulk up without spending some big bucks.

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Even though I barely gain any weight I’m still paranoid about it lmao

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The greeds name is chi catplot

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Im working on it to build my own little gym inside my apartment

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i barely get fat bruhhh im like a living skeleton

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the only way is sweating in gym

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After paying my debts for next month I believe chi won’t have anything left for burger

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even sports dont help

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It’s my source of staying alive

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Dw I’ll get my burgir no matter what

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God will never leave you alone, even if His presence is not tangible 🙏❤️

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but i quitted gym

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# slender heart even sports dont help

Ever try to get a bluetooth speaker and play a dog barking in your phone while it's connected to the speaker, and you play it as you take a run in your neighborhood?
It's highly effective.
Better yet, jog at midnight and play horror music instead, while crossing a dark alley.

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Good times.

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thinking about stealing some from the gym

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That’s me it’s my normal form

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bingus indeed looks like that one pokemon

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Oh, mew.

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The Pokémon that only shows itself to trainers with pure hearts.

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its time for arena 3rd mythic lets go

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Ts channel is like a cave for you two

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Atp.

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Indeed

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It’s our castle

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Glorp and Bingus United.

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Glorp bingus doro

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Ready for the night raid.

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The moonlight's wake dawns upon me.
I fret not as the dark clears my clouded mind.
Yet even in darkness, there will be light.

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Me with my bad vision already from 5 meter catwhathesay

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Same with the snow.

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I never touch grass that’s too much skill issue

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steps forward

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Fear not, unarmed civilian. We mean no harm. We’re just a bit short on funds.

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I mean harm every second of the day catplot

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Skill issue

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I made someone bald

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I know how to cook as well

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To cook other people

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Straight up disrespectful.

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Bro proceeded to neck grab me and slam me to the ground. Like the Loki Treatment from Hulk.

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He was a nightmare until I adapted.

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Not so Equal To Heaven now, huh?

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The amount of times I almost gave up playing Soulslike games are astronomical.

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Waw

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I only have phone to play games. Someday, cuz it is on my game wishlist to play🚬

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But I don't watch their gameplay, cuz I'd like to have the first time experience. So seeing it's fight first time here

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I have long ago, but it feels boring n slow

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Or just, straight up Warframe.

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Yh it's a fun one, I played

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Yellowbrow has a crazy one too.

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Expecting a new one soon.

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Went back for green again catplot

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Yeeeeh but not this game

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Cause there are kids playing it

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And thats not good for there eyes

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See if u are color blind DoggoLaugh

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me after battling moonlight maiden: playdead

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Why are Randoms entering our castle

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I forgot the milk... 😓

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They say themselves they won't bring such outfit

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And recieved a backlash for it

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goosethink which one was it

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No idea

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I went out to buy milk and once I got to the store I bought everything and anything except... milk 😭

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Damn capitalism

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Or maybe it's my brain 😓

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Nah it was me

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U probably forgot

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I was casting a spell

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Felt bored unfortunately it was you who got lucky enough to get hit with it

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Nooo You guys are so sweet 🥹🙏❤️ I'm just a bit silly sometimes

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And girls

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I mean, friends

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Dw im silly all the time

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Last time I was making jokes about burning zade

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This is the skin that recieved some backlash in CN

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And then he complained to me that he actually burned himself

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I dunno if it was removed

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I don’t wanna remember

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How are you guys

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After taking a shower finally better

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And you ?

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Better

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Because I can't drink coffee with milk

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LIKE MY MESSAGE IF YOU WANT TO AVENGE ZHANG HUAISHEN

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Reason to not like his comment

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Never tell chi what to do glorpbleh

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I get drunk way too easily tho

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It’s not pleasant being together with me in situations like that

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I laugh so loud and so much the house seems to fall apart after that

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One of the Best male outfit goose_honk
Literally changed my game gender after knowing I had ts

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Hello everyone

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Who are you all that’s our castle ccgg_bingusmad

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I quite liked the blind swordsman's outfit

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Yes, the purple one with the blindfold.

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I envy you it’s time to learn French again

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silver capeBOT
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Dang a second ago I was feeling just fine and now I’m frustrated again

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Mood swings are on another level today

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German men are the worst creatures ever

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Imagine they can’t even afford a cup of coffee meanwhile my whole cosmetics costs more than they ever will be worth it LA_Sip

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It’s true tho

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And they aren’t handsome at all

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Big ew

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Beware of karma, you'll end up falling in love with a handsome German.

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