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Shi, couldn't be me writing something like this, I'm writing 3 novels and all of them required someone killing and someone dying.
Zade and British thatās kinda funny
Boh oh watahhhhhhh
That's great honesty

Crikey mate.

Eat... Tea?
How
VAS?!
Take care
Wtf
I mean in my fantasy novel my protagonist is kinda doomed and kills many people until he has to realize that none of that brings him peace or makes everything better what once happened
The motto is literally choosing between forgiveness and revenge 
TEA IS DINNER IN THE UK..
Did tea become a meal
How can you eat tea
im a bo'a o wo'a to..
Oho, a bit clichƩ but alright, I fw it.
Nah nah itās much much deeper than that
Do uou freeze tea and then eat it
Ohoho
The world building took me almost 10 years
My fav meal during the evening and the morning 
ive explained this MULTIPLE times
Show us

Mine only took a few months and my friends called me insane.
One more time and pls write it in less words
Zade is from SEA
tea = dinner uk version
I am from German and British and sea
Palpitation is the solution.
All of them atp
understand..?
Show us
Mars
wait my gng i will go get my tea and show
Good
I put my tea bag in cold water.
I like the enthusiasm to explain
Hot coffee in 38 degree temp
Classic
#ffbbff hi
Yes
It didn't work
It's 39C here in the evening what the
-Aura
i go downstairs and i find out my baby brothers js been sick on my floor..
Habibi
Damn
and unfortunately zade my tea ISNT ready yet
No he's korean
That's quite... concerning.
Thatās impressive
I had to practice a lot first I mean I had this idea when I was 17 obviously inexperienced
But within time I was able to gather many ideas though my researching isnāt done yet
I donāt wanna write something everyone does thatās why I take my sweet time
Nah Chinese
Is tea the tea edible or the drinking one that you sip
Nuh Japanese
hes 2 months old.. its not concerning..
Jellyfish
first one
Nah alien
eeh
I have ADHD so I get hyperfocused and get more ideas flood in so...
im actually gonna breathe down ur throat zade

tea is DINNER
Debatable.
Why
Isn't that that freaky you shouldnt say that to stranger s
Im depressed I need several weeks of break to get back to my work 
i will bedazzle ur airways inside out
Winner winner chicken dinner. š
If you're depressed then I'm depressed²
I think I am unable to understand your threats so js show the tea
I wonder why as well Iāll change nationalityās 
processing on the fact its not ready yet..
Damn
Sigh drink coffee chi
I just had a big one my belly is full
Kopi Luwak.

Bye bye
You paint?

Tyt and enjoy
I wish a paint partner on canvas
Cute
U will soon hopefully
I painted something once, it looked like something Picasso would be proud of, haven't painted since.

Enjoy
I felt twice the embarrassment after looking at it further away.
I'd rather sketch.
I remember a picture I never finished it was an inspiration from another one
I hope Iām able to find it
My mum just called me weird for saying I like anime
Maybe you are.
You're just unique.
You and ur Latin age are NOT any different twin
Fkn hell
Iāll start getting my bars to diss u next
Aw make her watch few, mine is addicted to it thanks to my siblings 
I love Latin. Makes reciting prayers more effective against anomalies.
Mine literally hates it I tried having her watch one and she just refused after watching one minute
What Anime was it?
But she chose one she liked the look of
Goldfish Memory lookin' ahh
As long as you don't act like this dude you're fine
The opening of this anime tho? Banger hehe
Similar to this one I worked many hours on it until I abandoned the painting
"Happy torture timeeee"
Real
Have u been reading it?
Itās so pretty though
Beautiful š I knew our chi was creative and talented š„°
It's the best, is it finished yet ? So I can read it again? Made me want a daughter honestly
Im probably not able to hold a brush normal any longer but I miss it dearly
Why so?
Nope, stole it from u
Nope its still on going
Stop everyone saw my snap story just now
I didnāt realise what was on it
Let's hold our horses now.

My both wrists are several injured the bone fracture is damaged beyond repair during my rheumatoid arthritis
If I try to hold a pen and write something my hands starts to cramp and I can no longer use my hands for a while
Y'all still use Snap?
Itās an among us thing that says smt Iāll dm u the pic
It simply hurts too much
Among usš„ŗ I wanna play among us
I sent it kiz
Damn.
Among Us in the Big 26 š„š
Iāll send u the pic wait

Damn they play among us like that now? I don't wanna play it anymore
You'll be alright twin
Itās pure insanity fr
Look at the image i sent you in DMs u Latin folk
Stupid asholes bringing that kind of talk in an among us game
Maybe 
Why is the Latin folk know who speed isāļøš«©
'Cause I use the internet and I'm not that old
I thought everyone knows who he is
For sure..
My twin is back fr
Who's your twin

Hahahahahaha
Threatening me of all people, smh.
Us
Hush
...
Someone slap this guy and give him a frontal lobe while ur at it
I wish that every second of the day
I can Tank a few broken bones, but fever bro... š„š
Someone get chibana a lamp and a jeanie Aladdin style

Show us tea
Why no tea
Show us the TEA


Poisoned the tea
Is a question guys

Am I psychotic if I looked at my bfs house on google earth
When I was bored
drinks the tea
SEE

A little bit

Tiago is js a hater and so is Latin folk

At least you didn't put a hidden cam in his room tho
Latin folk

Who says I didnāt
Ay caramba
āļøš„¹
Oh myš«£

We know you ain't
Whereās his leash
The wind is extra strong today

Itās wrapped around his neck

Itās neon pink and bedazzled

I lowk wanna do that like in nana when nana did that with ren
Woah

What is transpiring right now.
Kidding aside, trust your partners hehe, even if he never did anything wrong if he finds out you hid a cam in his room he'd probably walk away
Ehhh

I'd use that cam to my own benefit, stage some stuff here and there, some gaslighting a few misleads.
I'm a bit crazy and would find it cute, but most probably most men will walk away
That's like, what someone I know does, he doesn't delete exes pics so when his partner checks it will pose a threat
Kinda effed up
Show us
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They locked me in a rubber room
A rubber room full of rats
And rats make me go crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once...

Once ?

So u delusional as its more than once

Perpetual Insanity.
I love insane people

Probably the heat in SEA burned ur humanity
Nah, I'm neither good nor evil.
Im evil 100% evil 
U r evil tho
My bad my grammar is horrible guys Iām eating, texting my boyfriend and this at the same time
What constitutes as evil?
Your a Latin cult member

Latin is a language love, what is wrong with you.
These conspiracy theorists man.
A few screws are loose in my head donāt ask
I ain't have no mo screws left.
Mo

Lovely spelling here
My tea and my pretty witty plate included
It was on purpose, you malodorous nincompoop.
Enjoy š
That ain't toast, that's just lukewarm bread.
U and ur leather jackets can suck it up
Leather Jacket*
I only have one 'cause it's hot here.
Isnt this bread or sandwich
It's not tea
I c I c
Yes
But do you drink tea to dinner ?
No

Rather concerning...
No one drinks tea here unless ur like fancy
I am fancy
Eh
I drink a liter of green tea every day
So itās a myth that all of the uk drinks tea 24/7
Whatās your fav tea
Oolong Tea here.

Lmao
Hush pls
I drink redbull and buzzball (respect the grind)
Oolong is also nice




Yes

True
Also knew it 
Guys I just spilt
The Stickers
What's spilt
Wp
Good to meet you
Ggs wp
What's wp
Oh
Well played
Oh
Makes sense
Bc the legends are on fr
Because I reached legend on arena so no need to play anymore
Cool

Damn, opening my notepad and all im seeing are unfinished poems.
I mean us twin āļøš„¹
Love you 

Poems listen carefully

Chi is doomed
They're unfinished

Okay aura increased by 100000000
"Si Vis Amari, Ama."
"If you wish to be loved, love."


I like
I collected so many poems

Reading them makes me all emotional
I have a few.
Almost all have tragic endings.
Happy endings are a myth.
But my fav one will forever be
you the garden and the grave
Thereās nothing more fitting than that

I wish it wouldnāt but ig thatās simply how it is
I'll send an excerpt from one of my works.
Whoa how cuteee
He made those too
Cutee
So so cute
With the staggering amount of AI influx, I'm second guessing this.
But hey, it's nice.
Shut up old folk and just say itās cute
Zzz
Someone get their lost child here.
Someone get the Latin Scientology member here

I love Christoph Waltz.
Yeah sometimes
Hii
Ur also ai
Merci.
Your grammar is to good to be true
I'm an Author, what do you expect?
What genre u write
Fantasy.
The only witch here is zade as he can NOT cope
I write stuff like these too:
"VoilĆ”! Wheedled by the vicissitudes of fate, verily vexed of one's vanity by virulent vermin against thy own volition. Will thine verdict dictate the vigilant and the villians, or will thou fail, for the veracity of such is rendered in vain?"
That comes from reading a lot
Read kids or you will all end up like zade
I have a fantasy book
What's wrong with not being able to cope?
He can NOT cope with the word tea having a different meaning
I just forgot to send that
Truth be said, it is quite unnerving.
Wby
If
Tea = Dinner
Else
Coffee = Breakfast
As all he does is play games and not read a
Why
Aye, language
What did you do
No that's my love language
Bros dark side is coming out
Zade is a bot
Zade this u
No

Too good to be True ikr
My dream bot
The charisma js speaks for itself
Okay no I don't like compliments from you fk off
You mean the grinding speaks for itself..?
What grinding
That ur a grinder
Thats zade
Be one with nature guys.
Yeah sure thing someone who doesnāt get sarcasm that only shows how smart you really are 

honk honk!
I am one with nature
Not to hate but, it's kinda off-putting to read a sentence without the commas on where they should be.
Why is zade flipping off everyone today 
Zade do u love cars
Ride on ze swing.
Itās enough for someone like him he doesnāt deserve the treatment
His AI servers are overloaded
The park is being re built so I canāt
A shame
Too*
If I was a car then yeah
Bro like do u have a favorite car
Just because thy to and too are similar homophones it does not mean u shall correct my statement
Zade
Vroom vrrom

He really is an ai
A plague onto thy statement, thou speaks nothing but fallacy, mere words wrought in vain.
Call me Kael.
Can we please ban this ai 
Ping a mod
@hoary widget

1:31 am, sheesh
Do u publish books or just write them for fun
And if u do publish them what are the titles
Writing them for publishing.
Thatās early
Indeed.
Kael unc get some sleep
Yur senile self wonāt be able to cope if not
One is called uh, Genesis Irregularity: Abstract Origin.
Nocturnal gang, we up.
I am NOT that old.

Shush, you're 5 years older than me. Ahjumma.
Zenless Zone Zero?
I only play Genshin I donāt have the capacity to play so many gacha at once 
Zzz not for weak ppl
Genshin Midpact?
Ion play that slop.
Zade ur just a grinder thatās how yk that
True.
Get off the game
Wuthering Waves better.
I don't play it
I canāt just stop Iām too deep into it 
I am not even on the game š
That's what she said.
I hardly believe that
Badum-tss
Careful there missy, you're on thin ice.
Wait who is gracie
Dr ratio
Hi very scared
Hi grinder Iām very scared!
Lock tf in
Wow.
?
Censored bc I called u smt
What even is that word
He sent me the photo
But i lowk donāt wanna open it
As last time he flashed me fr..
Gracie
Daily check in

Chibana
Dont make the lonelies feel more lonely
Dmc

Congrats š„¹
What u doing here 
Nothing š
Holy shiš dont cut it like that
Summoning him this often today makes my blood boil 
Yes I did
Open it and get rizzed
Would u like an ice cube to calm down your blood
I did open it
I just gave it in for vfx, nothing else :')
I got flashed with a letās say
Did the rizz work
Tip
In a good way or bad way
Good way
I would like to drink 5 liter of iced caramel coffee
And extra caramel
Iced Caramel Macchiato š„
You know whatās good 
I be knowing.
It's Summer all year round here.
Iced Mocha Cappuccino.
Uff i kinda regret I havenāt taken my thyroid medications for 3 weeks now my neck is hurting as hell from the inflammation but I can only get a new recipe on Thursday I wish I could drink something cold to make it a bit better 
Cappuccina Ballerina.
Kael itās ballerina cappuccina
Bombardillo Crocodillo.
I like mine vice versa.
Fruit Punch.
š
Blueberries, Raspberries, Strawberries...
Where is banana

āļøš„¹
Hopefully time goes first and soon your neck gets better š«
Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur.
Itās triple T
I like it 4.
Not tung tung tung tung sahur
Blueberry muffin, blueberry pancakes, strawberry butter cream cake, raspberry muffins
6 Shots of Expresso, 2 Whiteclaws and a Redbull.
Buzzball mix to
Nah.

Vanilla milkshake is too
Nom nom
Top*
Vanilla top tier

Kinder bueno white or kinder eggs
Accurate question
Thereās only one right answer
I donāt really like chocolate though bueno is nice
But dark chocolate is delicious
I like bitter stuff
All chocolatea re peak

Why is gracie flexing on single ppl
Itās not flexing
Fr
Just say ur single zade

I have these two constantly arguing in my head.
Sigh
I kinda miss kafka though I never met him and Dazai I believe we wouldāve been good friends in life
And then there's Frederich Nietzsche...

These 3 are like my Id, Ego and Superego.
One of my favs is Sylvia Plath sheās truly for the girls
I haven't read that much about her, tbh.
You can do it gang
Sup Karu?
Yay
Slowly but surely is good










