#💬off-topic
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How can I send a picture?
You have to level up first
I broke multiple bones trying to read this
Same 😭😭
At which lvl?
Level 5 check here #💎check-your-level type !rank
Keep on chatting in any of the channels you'll get exp
Honk honk
weird chad's being complaining about other dudes pictures in WWM since they show their selfishness crazy in the mainchat. its so sad, that this game is loosing population BECAUSE of THIS.
I'd not be surprised if the game is faking it's number. I am struggling to find players in matchmaking knowing that it's played all over the globe round the clock
This might come off as a bit exaggerated I think 30 sec and above should be a crime for matchmaking

there will be billions of players once the time gate is reached for tang dao
we gonna be forever levelling, gettting new outfits every month. that's games model. xD
agreed, i totally play for outfit and not for gameplay
Mahatma Gandihh
Radioactive
U da real chiikawa
❤️
Why are you all master sworsmen?
Yappin 
I just don't yap enough I guess?

You'll get there soon trust 🙏

I see I see
Pro
The best, the coolest
Glaze
In my perspective at least
Got the top spot yet?
No one week more
Does anyone know what’s the 0.7% hiden trophy on the game?

This might be it
Yhe thas the one how do I get it?
After you finish granary/zheng e campaign, look for him and then go to a house in apricot village to deliver the note thingy
Goose👋

Alr tnx
Good job chiba🎉
Hehe thank you love 
hello
Is there a looking for waifu channel?
look it up on psnp
this was such a dumb achievement i had completely missed it
What's waifu?
There’s none because there are no available waifus (they all belong to me) 
Just another word for wife haha
Against the rules to look for ingame partners 🤣
Dang I'm slow
Kiwi the goose Lords might help u with that, probably dm them
Damn but I am a dnd master and a 2200 chest sore player
The goose is also maidenless 

That's sad 
I haven't got the honk honk yet 
Fair but at least most if not all of the trophies are easy enough
Goose only comes out at hour:00
And hour:30
Booo I hate him
I just want to do 100% completion and unfortunately getting a wife is one of them 😕
I got him twice this morning so it's 5 for me now, I'll stop at 7, I hated getting him the second time today tho🤭🤣
Dang, i have solution for u. create another account and marry yourself
Do once more and there will be divorce I dare you
ask in world chat

I want it up to 7 times😭 I'll stop now tho...
I ain't that ridiculous lmao
why do you need to marry
You are a kiwi
You can get skins from intimacy
To procreate
But ridiculous enough to ask that in off topic hm hmmm 
Is what it is my boi
For succession ig to complete the game

Ugh the goose is temptinggggg
Do I told you 
Everyone is so invested in wwm they are about to have kids in next update
The rest of us are in queue remember 
I won't until you get yours, deal?
As you should
If it gets me a skin I'm down
I want to eat chicken
That will be expensive I bet
Yes lol
I hope a whale gift me a argent gleam outfit👀👀👀👀
Hope some more

I can guide you but be subtle you need a partner or else you'll be banned under rule number 10 just say how to get into velvet sect and you are good
Also check #💬mobile-chat #💬hall-of-heroes #💬martial-pavilion
I just want to get all the rewards lol 🥲
But now game making me do simp shet
True

helloo
If you can connect with players it'll be easy to get
Juju where's my sweet
Where are you from?
My mum and dad
hereee
I'm blocking u
Tito pls lmaoooo
Thanks juju you are the goat
haha enjoy them i had to walk through miles of deserts to get you this.
Hey there's daddy in my name you don't wanna block if you are into dad I love to friend
No clue fr, I have 3 discount vouchers and I don't even use
I need a sugar daddy indeed
I'll savour each and every sweet then 
I got you kiwi #💬gacha-and-fashion-talk there are creatures bigger than whales in here. I am just a conch on the beach
Good luck kiwi, don't forget us after u get rich
Group marriage is possible?
Yes if you are in velvet shade sect you can have a harem
Lmao
Yes I told you velvet sect and it's polyamory
That sect is scandalous 
That's hilarious 😂
We are fun bunch when not depressed
So it's like a emo UwU simp lord fest over there?
Dangu all will never catch me in that sect 
Already there
All I see is someone either freaky or begging. I lost my faith in humanity.
Are you Australian @naive iris
Why not New Zealand
Bruh
Atoma 😭 kiwi
I forgot what a kiwi is sorry
It's a fruit
Nine ways to scam seems decent
It's a bird
im waiting for drunkards fam
You don't mess with them
That can't fly lmao
Okay so kiwi means new zealander, got it. I don’t think about them often so i got it mixed up
Can't fly and yet lethal
It's an airplane
I am in a killer sect and I don't do anything
To themselves they nearly extinct lol
Thats ok, i didnt do anything either when i was in well of heaven 😬
So accurate I forgot about kiwi airlines
Have you eaten a kiwi before
I am always tempted to join velvet shade by amount of players crazy for it but I'll try them all and get those outfits
Fair
No if anyone did that they would be fed to the pigs
I know people who eat them and I never liked them
Just don't like small birds
Cap lol
Check it
MORNING LUCYYY
Morning my sweet chibi
Ain't no way you fast enough
Good morning goose😊
Ok let's talk about you and your goals
How are youuuuu
I mean your gaming future in wwm
Little tired but resting for now. How are u? 🥹

Azure dawn
I have needs
Don't we all ?
Of the special kind
Good morning my love 🖤

I want to hit the lottery and get rich
Ye, we all have different needs
Some might say special needs but I call it challenged
I wanna be rich and look like a Barbie
Bruuhh Since when has this server been so busy? Back when I first joined, there were no less than 10 messages a day???? Y
It ebbs and flows
I always wanted to be a pilot 
That’s normal here
I too do have them they are ||food and sleep||
What is stopping you
Glad I'm with my people here
Wait I know you! Do you remember me when used to type one comment and dip?
That 50000 is useless
We became your people 
It's ok what happens happens for the best.
I count my blessings
Bro disappeared faster than I could grab milk
Sorry bro, i forget 🗿
I’ll save this for next year 😉
Lmao 🤣
It's ok to err is human to forgive is divine || I Know it's not related||
Milk?
Yeah.... Actually, what month/year do you remember?
every chapter of ttp is like enlightenment
like these short verses are like words of dao
top tier providence
Aye glad I didn't say tuna top provider
Tf I'm trying to parry in Genshin
hiii 🙈
Ouch timing matters,
I need to open wwm and admire the view
This game is so rigged
I’m still eepy but I’m so happy I’m off
Hi
Hello doc 👋🏻
How are touuu
No I’m off today!!!!!
Oww ok btw are u having fun in ur work?
I ammmmmmmm. It’s exhausting but I enjoy it
Yayyyy
I KNOW RIGHT
Oww ok any weird animal u encountered till now pls tell us I guess it's fun to know what what visits there
ENJOYYYYY
Yo bro u still spawn out of nowhere
IM GONNA ENJOY SO MUCH
I am always here
YES ENJOY
Ya cuz u got no work chick👺
Wdym
It's been so long I haven't told ur lore
Does everyone know know each other here I feel like I walked in to private group chat
Sadly no exotics but some weird dog stuff
Not really
You can be like me I talk to everyone
Oww ok what about monkey and stuff
Em you probably regret that I'm pretty weird
Have a good rest , u deserve it. I'm happy for ur day off🎉
Nah we don't know each other well btw zade is a chick bro
Nah don't cry like that👺I heard u've got like 10 kids shawty
No wtf
Honestly every chick player I see in game I assume is a guy
Lmao ur fine, we r all friendly 
Thank you I need it fr
We are friendlyyyyy
It's edited
Nah zade a chick bro zade lies a lot
That's nice thanks guys n possibly girls 😇
Nah it's real bro ik source: is trust me
Lol thanks for the heads up
Man helps man yk🗿
Cute
I’m a girl
Nah girl i don't like being complimented by a girl idk🗿🗿
Pat pat
Btw I've more ss of ur real Convo
A surprise gender reveal I wasn't expecting
Coolies
Ikr zade has 10 kids too👺
Is he in velvet 
Do you get hassled as a girl in wwm?
Again look if ur still confused
The prettiest of them all for realsies 
Ofc zade looks like the fat big Zhao with velvet dress
So do you want me to try to get muted
I'm happy for him, it's rare to confidentially coming out in this economic
Nah, gay men don't really like men either
Yo bro why u going crazy😭😭
Yap ur ryt
How do you know that?
So what can he be a new gender?
I'm learning something new
Well I can report you rn but I am giving you 2 mins to delete all of the pics and say they are edited
They do
Your choice you have seen what I can do
I'm a man and I love my boyfriend
I have the curse of being attracted to men and I am convinced that it's an universal experience
Bro is showing me his mod frnd power😭😭
That's different
One min and 42 sec left
That's sweet, wishing u both happiness
Report me bro
Thank you so much 😊
Sure
How so
The one in imagination
You know me so well 😏
Yes ma'am I do
Sadly yes. I had a guy follow me everywhere I went in online the other day
Hmm I'm not convinced
I am (mostly) joking btw 😭
Omg pretty that’s so you
@slow grail shawty where can I see the warning?
I think I should make you the brides maid in my wedding
where is gaycob
Gay who?
Really?? Omg
gaycob
Banned
Yeah it really sucks
waaaaa how
Who is that?😶
My heart sank for a minute
I don't really know the details. All I know is that he was banned a while ago.
Clear save clear everything
Just beat them up next time
I’m gonna fr
U said u would report me bro
That's scary, I used to have similar experiences until I changed to ugly profiles. It works like ✨
I did say thst
I just want my profile to be pretty and be left alone yk
Did u? Report
It's sad you had to do that in the first place
Block them
What do you think
Idk bro
I had to fr.
Are you scared or smth
The first person I had to block was worse. It was a trans girl who said she “was better than a man” and was telling me…. Really gross stuff
Good 👍
If it was on mobile I would have played with you. I miss playing esport on mobile
@reef glacier yo look bro he about to get me banned
Block button and I are besties
Is he your father
Like you should be
It wouldn't even handle mobiles
Woah bro chill
@slow grail nah bro heard he ur daddy😭😭
Woah bro chill
Diva
Daddy is my title trust me I have no ekittens and I don't have any previous edating record
ALWAYS
Bro u saw that ?zade is warning me😂😂
Btw what happened to ur face?
I turned him into a goose
STOP THATS MEEEEEE
So I should get a PS5 
YESSS YOU ARE
well U can if U want to on top of that U have to buy the game and buy subscription to play online
You mean my hawt looks
U might be hot for zade bro😭
U so mean to zade
Ur new ryt?
He has a whole lore bro lol
Hahaha I need to consider it since I don't even touch my laptop for gaming
I will white knight for zade
@reef glacier btw if I roam a lot is it better to get a laptop?
If I sell my neon flags how much does each votes go for?
Or steam deck
😂😂ok ok be his white knight with shining armor in a white horse
Phone is better if you are you are mobile gamer
Yeaa ur ryt too like high end mobile
Ok will think about just asking I am broke so
You can get affordable high and mid end androids which can handle any game easily
Yes I will shield him in all his glory
I like one plus ngl but I heard it has green screen problem
Her* bro *her😭😭
Ask here #💬mobile-chat and #💬martial-pavilion
Oh yeah sorry I'll just say they
He will call u daddy bro😭😭
I already have that title
Btw look ur not only his white knight lol
I also had a best friend
Huh
I had a bad friend too
Bf (best friend)
Bf (battlefield 6)
Bro looks like ur a green flag for zaddy
Bf (butter fries)
Bf (buffet)
@naive iris btw talk about these stuff in these off topic chat only zade is frnd with mods he will ban u
Well well welll
Uhmmm well 🥹
I like being disciplined
I was born like that
React urslf bro@naive iris bro this guy reacts his own msg
React here u forgot to react
My sweeetttt you need to rest
I'm confusion
I am confuscius
No ur not I mean the guy unc @Unc dahoom (Censored) USD to react his msg
rtardd somehow
Bro missed me 😭
Btw bro ik ur queen's king
Six seven
Dw im all rested by now
Promise?
Bruh some random just tagged me in mobile chat „you know that kirara is not a girl but a man“ i don’t even know this guy the hell he wants from me to hear
Yee 
What a weirdo
Hi kizzzzzzzz
What about you love ? Eating and drinking enough or skipping meals again ? 
Without you even chatting in mobile chat? That's weird
Never entered that before
Yeah but even if he got that right, if you never entered mobile chat, he might know you and just using a dummy? That's like so specific to you
I ate dinner last night but haven’t eaten yet today. I’m drinking water tho!!!
I mean I forget about randoms easily but I honestly have no idea who this guy is
At least water
well can’t complain I haven’t eaten anything yet as well
With Goku profile pic and name, could be a lot of people
Let’s have lunch together
Fr I only know nightshot but he’s running away from the mods 🤣
I uh that sounds lovely but I’m on a strict diet 
Aw mannnn
But I’ll gladly feed you 
Nice way of harming animals good job
That's not my cat
OMG YAYY
Well guess what I only have it on my phone to do the music mini games and hunting because I’m too dumb to do it on my ps5 
I uh just join joint battles and wait for others to finish the outposts🤣
Work smarter🤭🤣
Good morning everyone
That sounds fun
Just woke up half an hour ago
Good morning to u, hru
I started with the wrong arrows, + no sense of direction 
Been feeling rough. In so much aches and pains my left thigh was aching and in pain sharp
Pain but I used my right arm to guide me. To keep pressure off my left leg
But still sick with this flu is so bad. My mom has it and she is 60 and she is slowly getting better. But it's a battle to get better. But me and her getting there
That sounds really awful, is it swollen or any redness?
Fun ? Be fr I hate it 
I am not sending a friend request and you are not accepting it 







Sounds like bounty hunt your problem if you committed a crime 
hope you get better <3
I'm curious what kind of crime they committed to get tracked in their own world 
Lol right?
No but it is so terrible. It's my joints in my leg. That r horrible. But I'll make it through.
Please see a Dr if you can. Wishing you a speedy recovery 🙏
Don't leave witnesses behind
Why'd you get jailed then?
Useful advice fr
I miss my buddies in the prison
Yeah I am regular prison visitor
You spend most of your playing time in it
O.O u must be the whale of the prisoners
Tito loves doing the time
I usually put a bounty on the one who’s accusing me I don’t wanna waste my time there 
That's my destiny 
One of the Titos of Jianghu?
Best is to pay up and get out
Prison break is fun
Yuh daddy jiang is so tito fr
It costs some cash, I'd rather wait and finish it 
I'll experience it some day
Get jailed now
Hahaha you can log out and forget
Yeah we r trying but hospital is busy. And many know why. But I will be ok I go through pain for a while and then am better. It doesn't last long. It's short pain. It's only when it rains I get like this. But I will be ok. I will make a doctor's appointment in a couple of days. Trying to get over this flu first. The pressure is gone out of my face
I am in shower huhuhu
Morning!
Good afternoon from
Here
Yeah it’s afternoon here now too
Get lost plsssss
Yeah it's very peaceful
Thank u for letting me know the situation more and can clearly sense u trying. Hope everything goes well once things get less busy and u r stronger than u think. Hang there
Yes thank u Lucy

Trolls have lost their creativity these days now they are just boring
Aye I'm never getting that honk honk
Brb going to clean a litter box. But will be wearing a filtered mask.
I miss cleaning litter boxes
You need help?
Take your time, and good thing wear ur mask
Yes
Yes
I want to try too but I am in dangerrrr

I will be online in a few hours I can help then if you still need it
Blink 3 times if u r in danger now
I really appreciate that, I was just asking the goose honk honk thing
Nah I am right where I am supposed to be
It isssss
I’m basking in the sun like a lil lizard
No problem will you be on later?
Do you guys think it's worth it to use all my pillow pills from event to level alt? Considering how slow it is usually

The accounts are not shared like that
I made my alt over a month ago and they have been getting every letter from event
They have 28 so far
I should have explained better in first message
Yeah use them
I might be on tomorrow, it's almost evening 6pm now which I need to sort out my night routine.
You get more later
Thank you ❤️
That's nice, don't get sun burnt 😭
My tanning hacks are Empty container / fill up with water half way down/add small bottle of baby oil/add hawaian tropic tanner and shake it. Add little bit more water and shake it. 
Okay no worries add me here if you like and send me a message when you want help
That's very kind of u but I'm mostly active here
The sun was nice today felt like a day in summer for a brief moment
I miss my countries weather Europe is depressingly cold
I miss my will to live 
European weather seems depressing, no lies
I'm getting a new one ngl
I miss my tropical beach and mosquitos
I won’t I promise but I’m too white to tan
like legit ghost white
I need a new one asap or else I might just go crashout 
IM SO HUNGRY
Im chewing gums don’t show me that I alr feel nauseous 
Im sorry 😭
Aww where is that
Me too 🥹
Look up whale bay tutukaka coast
I will definitely look into it now ty
It's absolutely beautiful 😍
Yeah now I'm in antwerp and I hate it
Not gonna lie I still watch this till date
https://youtu.be/25AUCNZKEnY?si=1lklsUCllLUi_yDs
A vote in New Zealand’s parliament was suspended and two lawmakers ejected on Thursday when dramatic political theatre erupted over a controversial proposed law redefining the country’s founding agreement between Indigenous Māori and the British Crown.
#newzealand #news
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Lol
It's stuck deep into my head
I am back
Let's not talk about government I'll end up crashing out
Nah I don't like politics it's an old video tho
That stinks, well I'm here to chat mostly if u want to vent any other days.
Welcome back
Same political and religious discussions are my least
That's so kind thank you I also am a good listener
Thank u
I will do my best to steer away from them. I am a pacifier at heart.
Anyone play bdo here?
I'm still figuring out what bdo is 
bwhere dwinds omeet
Is that good?
Never played that
It's a much heavier grind then wwm
if you like using multiple classes to beat hundreds of mobs, bdo is for you
Aye I'm good, I like adventures more, killing is my least favourite 
Nah striker ftw
Take care all👋
Same pathetic rng but it's more like an afk game. Leave it at auto and forget.
See you tomorrow Lucy
Yeah the upgrade system is diabolical
interesting choice of character uncle
I have been on Mobile for good 6 years and I have a combat power of 91k+ while whales have 120k+
Pen black star was so heart braking for me
I pick classes which are considered broken
so you play strat and stun lance in pvp wwm?
We don't have them yet in mobile and they are slightly different from the online version
I am using sword and spear atm
I see yeah I think I have 10k plus hours in bdo
well well well
Sick that's a lot of hours
I uninstalled BDO a long time ago
Hahaha I can totally understand imagine those who spent a good amount of cash
Twins
I also did

me with boat owners and when the boat gets an upgraded version
We have a kiwi on our bdm version and she's now playing wwm
Probably 5k or so
She's a good friend but she and I aren't friends in wwm game lol
Hahaha she declined first day I proposed
Lmao
Let me try
What's with you and proposals bro😭
oh, abort ABORT
you were lucky to get one?
We do it all the time lol
Nah Unc always proposes
What Is Unc?
the daddy jaing
Blessed
Hello
once you know how to play mahjong it's fun
Does anyone else’s door randomly open out of nowhere and closes back itself?
Did you have an exam?
yuh
Remembering the time I cheated off someone else’s papers but changed my answers a little bit and got an 100
Watching raising of the shield hero
is it about turtles
When it's windy
shield being a metaphor for turtle
I thought he was talking about the anime
I meant room door. Inside the house. 😭
he said raising shield hero
It literally opens slowly for a crack and then closes back slowly.
probably something about raising a turtle to a hero
Is it windy today
is this a ninja turtle ref?
Nope.
that guy looks so cool
I have only watched season 1
I found it very mid I am more into comedy
Your house is haunted||boo||
I wish.
Why would someone want to haunt my apartment
A lost soul that hasn't seen the light yet. Lot of supernatural explanations.
I'd not be surprised about paranormal activities but again such things don't scare me.
Well. They ain’t done nothing crazy but have an obsession with my room door.
what color is the door?
Maybe I need to call Sam and Colby
Just white. Plain white regular door.
Sprinkle some holy water
I don’t have any holy water 😭
that's an issue, if a ghost is in front of it, you can't see it
Umm call sam and dean
😭
ghosts blend perfectly with white doors
At least it closes the door behind it.
sophisticated gentleghost
Maybe it’s lost.
It takes comfort in my plain white door. It can have the door I’m moving.
Sprinkle some salt because I won't make it there in time
Yes
And stay in the salt circle
Ok
Omggg
No
Ok I need to stop watching horror movies
I’m joking but like I’m actually scared
scream there's a ghost and the ghostbusters will appear
Scary 😨
Yeah lol
Scary
On serious note there are no ghost I used my powers to communicate with them
turtle shells are shields
Thank you so much. So it’s just my door.
Yeah it’s just my door
Exactly. Just like in pennywise
The turtle saved them.
It's nothing wanted to make sure you are safe. Do a physical examination of the door and see if it isn't loose from hinges
You like baki huh?
ask the landlord to switch houses
If it makes you feel better maybe someone is walking in the apartment above you and their weight is making the frame shift slightly or something
bro the server spamming with new twitter posts, idc i just want hexi and heng dao
yes
do you like kiwis?
The door is new so maybe they ain’t put it on right.
whats heng dao
two handed sword
They gave me the landlord special I think
oh ok
I was going to name my character yujiro lol
my character name is:
nice do it
it's pretty easy. at the start, the game or you select(s) a missing suit (the ones which are grayed out) and you get rid of them first. then the ones which has only have 1 card from the normal deck. you keep the ones that are two or more to have at least a winning hand
accurate
Shall i send my mahjong for newbs guide
i rather see a tang dao wolf maiden no hit
What’s so great about the tang dao when compared to the regular stabby swords we already have
looks so cool, + the next mo blade, ghost attack moves
they pair together
I am interested to see what it will be like
I just want gauntlets
I wonder what the execution move for gauntlets will be. You probably already know but i’m gonna ponder
Maybe ripping out the heart
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like this @reef glacier
Maybe with practice I'll get better. There are couple of mini games which i find difficult to understand, the card game , riddle and this one .
never play yakuza
I'll play Yakuza
enjoy the thousand of minigames
Ok I decided not to play
the madiao is also easy. if you play against npc you always have to tell the truth cuz they always trying to scam you by saying you're a liar. let's say, if the npc chooses a 2x5 then it's gonna be 5; the 2 is the amount. the golden cards are jokers. if the npc says more than 4 like 6x5 then they're lying and you have to call them out. against other plays in multiplayer, you can lie but you have to be prepared for accusations so play smartly
madiao is for babies
Macaroni chis
I Played it once so probably after few games I'll get good
@keen fjord When are you guys bringing the Guild recruitment back?
The goose is so tempting...

Try and I’ll end you 
Woah Zade and I escaped some serious allegations
I won't I won't, I'd rather lose my mind
True
If I hadn't taken your side you were a gone case
When I was targeted I knew they lost the case
I am fully capable of protecting myself
You could but I was the factor that helped you the most
Mah Zade hasn't
Plus my learned buddy who has got a good repo with me helped you out
There was a screenshot sent that Zade had a bf or something?
"The WWM archon is To be punished via the death sentence"
Wait we already won the case no need to execute anyone
We had some professional lawyers on our side
Liar you were scared of me beating you
Where did this happen I wanna read the tea
I think this is a different allegation tho it was sent here earlier
g
Bro is so dead to his rights no one can save him this time
I still am
Mobile chat we were just having fun

@rich crypt lets reddit this
???
Why you wanna read tea so much
I love drama
I find this hilarious but I am accepting it anyways 😂
Oh it's you
Can I have your name ?
On wwm? It's etirweR
I couldn't read it but I was almost close
Your original one was as bad
My original one was uncle Jiang not that difficult to read 
Im not gonna lie, I dont know who you're talking to 👁👁
Not that
Ok it was 0to0's
I need some entertainment while i eat
What you eating
We should be bff
Burrito bowl leftovers and an apple
If you don't chew your food well you may choke on it. We don't want that to happen.
Lol yeah, i feel so nosy sometimes

Enjoy

I always chew thank you

Merci beaucoup 🤩
you
Sheet happens🤣
Once I swallowed a fishbone while watching YouTube

Ngl I have choked on food even on tea

Remi
That sounds kinda scary

Bro this emoji is sus
jiang 
And I’m going to drink rootbeer
Yeah it happens especially when the focus is somewhere else it's very common
just eat the bones bro, no more issues
I do eat chicken bones fish I can't
wtf my guy
Wtf my guy
are you referring to bone marrow?
Your teeth must be iron
I mean I choked on water once,
Thank you so much
o2 issue
I once almost died from eating chips
Yeah bro there's just a bridge between wind pipe and food pipe it's dangerous
I mean bone marrow not that hard to eat
Well not exactly choked, someone uh tripped in front of me...
you can eat rocks
I believe you


was it cooked?
Uncle wants me to die
Look at you so pretty 
I hate uncle

u wish
That’s impressive ngl

it's on the guiness world record
You should keep water or soda close to you because ones a Pringle choked me
why do you follow chi methodes
We are siblings
Death by potato chip
Yeah me too I choked infront of my parents 
We got lost in childhood
Once I choked on air in a quiet, small lecture theatre and was trying not to cough so bad
I have worked in the E.R and sometimes in an ambulance lots of people have choked on lots of things
It's like getting wasted on chips 😭
that's the precise moment when you gotta let it go
How did that even happen
I know that feeling and then you burst and it’s the loudest ever 
life:
Yeah bro can you believe so many people choking on mochi's. It's not that hard but yet getting choked on it
You 2 are built different, choking on air
it’s literally always when you’re in public or when it’s dead silent too 💔
That's tame bro way tameee
bro you've been choking on chips, let people choke on mochis
At least in public someone will try to help but in solitude one can only pray to God
Fckkkk I remember something from this when I was a student nurse
MERCI is thanks what's beaucoup
I haven't choked on one yet but I think my saliva is choking me now

Lots
I have choked on a lot of things but the fish bone was the worst experience I fear eating fishes
You guys don’t pass the sniff test
Ohhh new word
oh no, zade has fallen to the fr*nch
I’m making Zade french
we ain't dogs bro
I was a student and then I was walking towards a training center, an old man passed out on the street, the nurse beside him walked faster, I panicked🤣
My teacher taught me some words
What did you choke on?
you tryna beat a record?
Yeah teach me more later when you free
Nothing
What that
couldn't they teach you another language?
Napoleon Bonaparte says hi
No
did you not do a backflip and went to the cafeteria to play your switch 1?

I also studied French for years and my best friend is French as well 
he's dead, like uncle jiang

What is this cliff hanger vro
I was glad this was just sudden weakness if he was pulseless and breathless uh I don't know yet what to do cause I am on my way to BLS ACLS traning to learn that
Hopefully he survived
Uncle Jiang lives
like aunt han?
Sorry me issa lil lost
LOAFFF
Who?
Before I dog is friendly with you you have to pass the sniff test (them sniffing you)
The man you were talking about
I am at the milk store what do I know about aunt Han
exactly
I love loaf
Oh, I thought you were calling him stinky
ask big zaho
OHHHHH NOOOOOO lololol
Oh he passed out from heat only fortunately, sat him down and offered water
same ngl
That’s good
Then????
careful some might choke on water
Fck you bro
Oh I saw it
That's so h0m0 ngl
Gimme more loaf
I am sure dogs hate me because I smell of cats
Or they are very interested
SRIMP
you a woman?
You are scaring me
I am a cat man
?
I love it
I used it on someone else they blocked me
They just don’t know ball
I should have known that but it was too late
We are built different 
Pika pika
Nah I really scare people away that's why I try to control myself
I WANNA SEE YOU UNCONTROLLED
Hi kizzz
After so many years this is still the cutest cartoon character
i didn'y block you
Sup?
the bs they release nowadays
So you wanna see him get banned from discord?
Oh I thought you did because you stopped replying to me 😔
Oh she doesn't know
life vro
I just woke up from a nappp
Bad boi
WHAT DID YOU DO
That's not me that's Unc
what the active violations are tho?
I am on my redemption arc this will be the final one
what does "cannot equip constitution required" means?
Ask Unc
you need more constitution, check your oddities
@reef glacier I need to know what you did
facts
He's been a very very naughty boy
He’s a bad boy
I can't disclose it and I don't want you guys to see me as a bad role model
where thats at
Qi sheng
COME ONNNNNNNN
Do what Unc says not what Unc does
oddity vendor in first region next to where you learn tai chi
They are watching me closely 😅
too late dro

Stoppppp yk I love head pats
can you guys keep it pg?
this is a christian server
And family friendly 
I keep it pg 13
The temptation to summon goose is strong

That's not how you do it unc

Your attempts are futile mortal Jiang



