#💬off-topic
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I have a date tonight 😚😚😚
What the helly is that 
And an interview in 15
That cat bot game, it's really fun
Owl no one asked switch offtopic it used to be so peaceful here 
Good luck both owl, have fun
thanks lucy!!
Have fun with your great friend🤭
Hahahaha
Lol
So bf is bad friend
or buff friend
Best friend... Fck
Best friend for everyone else if someone asks 
Wowww
Oh my how did you find this picture of me 
Mean ikr
Yeah it's so mean it hurts💔 hahaha
Best friend fk? Freaky boi
Karuuuu the love of my life 
Chiiii my beloved
Hope u have a good day love 🥺
Damnnn it's only 8 am for me but i hope i have a good day 
Me fr
Ouch , it probably has it's own place, I'm new not too sure either 😅
they only have one reddit page for recruitment

Oh I see, noted. People mostly invite randomly in game too

ya xd
we just need few more active members
currently around 25-27 joins the war but i am looking for 30
Hope u find them soon, I'm rarely active there
no slacking
get to grinding
On hiatus
In few weeks 
hexi soon
Oh yes, that is coming soon too
I'm sure u wouldn't want lazy folks in ur guild
dont worry we make them work xd
Ayo I don't wanna work. I want to walk in there twice a week , open the app and do nothing
haha xd
Wow
open game on war days body is body lie it down on tthe path towards victory
True


good morning malicious crazies
Cute 😭
Hi hun, how u feeling ☺️
meow
To any whale out here spare me up some discounted argent gleam and my is yours
You what?
Gift me argent gleam is what I mean😔
Sadly i gotta put me first
Damn a slap to the face

Yeah that's just fine
Peak
Hehehe true
hello off topic chat
Hello
Baki Chan
Parents boomerang
ask in gacha chat
Oh moms too, Lmao I got influenced by my fellow Asian friends. There's always the slipper emojis flying in the gc 
You are so lucky Lucy to experience the Asian side
Tell me you love butter chicken and naan
It's eye opening and always entertaining
Butter chicken it is I miss the taste I should order when my money arrives in a few days
For @hybrid ermine
Burgirrrrrr
❤️
For u mah love 💕
Plain rice with yogurt for me🤤

@oblique carbon Hiiii, darling
Hiiiii my love
How are we doing today?
Trying to survive the day

U gotta try it, homemade yogurt and rice 🍚 it's really good for ur health too😭
Health … health ….
Goose I hope work went well and u have good rest dear 🥹
You thinking about the past again Unc?
Thank you sweet girl❤️ I just went on lunch so I still have a few hours left but I’m hoping they go by fast
Im craving something like this so badly
That looks yummy
Enjoy your lunch dear and hopefully time speeds up 
You’re so sweet😭❤️
I’m so hungry ugh but I CANT GET FOOD

Aww pack some snacks next time😭
This looks delicious, I usually make something similar on the weekends for tge girls movie snacks
I know I really should’ve ugh

Noooooo

I’m gonna end up eating so much dinner
Don’t be mad at me
Make it something tasty
Just from looking at it one bite would make my throat have problems again🤣
Nom nom nom 
Work tomorrow
Early goodnight all❤️
Nighty night!
It’s gonna be the tastiest
We know you'd probably stare blankly at space for 1 or 2 hours before sleeping
Jk, goodnight Lu
I wanna do something with my hair again
I do treat myself with plain rice , fish and yoghurt once or twice a week and can confirm it's delicious
Ehhhh whyyyy
Tie it around your neck
Every second that passes as we chat becomes part of past
...Kai, are you telling me to die? 😔
Just kidding love, it probably won't
How can I baby
I'm telling you to do a braid
You should
You are a baddie already
Be a barbie this time

I want milk tea colors 
Me too give me some
I ain't got none, son 😔
My son
Same

I’m her son
Welcome 
Eww you married your mother
SO DID YOU
Um....
YOU ALSO MARRIED YOUR MASTER AND AUNT
You married your mother in law
Chill

😭😭 why does it sounds like all my marriage is forbidden taboo 😭
Stop bullying my daughter wth
Because they are.
Damn I divorced you now I'm married to your son
😭😭😭 but love is love
So why are you judging me and my mom
True
ZADE!! YOUR ANGEL IS HERE
Yess that's why I married my mother and my master
Yayyyyy hi angel
Hiiiiiii
How are you
Ohhh I’m blessed with new fonts
She is my wife btw
...DAmn
.....
Happens
I’m goooood
My tummy hurts 😔
Just telling. Letting you know
Wyd
Dasha what are you doing eat something
Yeah
Nothing much, just at work. How are you?
I think I might've actually eaten something that has gone bad
All good
You got other pregnant but how is your one hurting

Sh
@slow grail U bore me
Aww r u okay
What?? You are telling me to keep quiet...
I told you to play ds games and stream it
Same, eat something but slowly
Same I ate my dinner and don’t feel good
I hope so lmao 
uhh buddy U know I can't stream it
Yess you’re running Zade off
... Did you eat fast again?
Stop eating bad foods
Then js play and record best clips like you do
But you are my wife though :(((
No just no proper food for 2 days and now uh yeah well nvm
I pay for it, so I eat it
You broke my heart cj
Just say the truth you pick them up from trash
Yes
Crazy

I needn't be fed
Huh
All I need is a hug, man
Stop acting like u don’t have 3 wives
What u doing
bonkyyy bonkyyy🤪😛
hello dashy
:(( you hate me don't you
Talking to you
Cmane
Far from it
It feels like you do
3 more days twin🙏
Happens
Word lmk how it is when you get it
I don’t I just can’t let you get in between me and other men
aight bet
Well how can I let my wife flirt Infront of me with other mans
Soooooo do you work?
You broke my heart cj really bad I feel like a clown now
For even thinking you ever loved me
I get it from my momma
Dw she is js doing that to get your attention
Damn..... Could be
Yeah trust me
You have like 3 wives and always flirt with women. How is me flirting with men any different.
Wife if you need me just ask me
Yeah it seems like hypocrisy imo
Because I love you that's why I don't like you flirting with others in front of me my wife
I've been on the fence but I'm sure it's gonna be good
Come baby girl I'm waiting
Don't let your husband stop you from finding your boyfriend
Huh ok so this is how it is
You're flirting with every girl you see hypocrisy at its finest
I won’t
Yup
Kinda toxic ngl
Don’t worry Kai won’t get in between us
Um....
No I want him to keep you to himself
WTH
Ok I'm leaving 😞
You are the best
Kai control your wife do a better job smh
Man I think I deserve someone better
I want a divorce. Making people think I’m taken
zade aren’t you married to 7 people cuh
Huh
That's my daughter you're talking about 🙄
Watch it, buddy
Nah make her better
Marrying like 7 people Kai and the second I talk to a guy you get in between us
Yeah that's red flag ngl
She is the best I ever could ask for but looks like I'm not good enough for her
No am not
I am js a honest man
YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH
sureee sureee
Then become better
Were... Past tense
A GOOD HUSBAND THAT DIDNT CONTROL ME AND LET ME BE MYSELF AND FLIRT WITH MEN. THEN YOU DID THIS
We know of the crimes you committed in 4 countries.
Mommmmmmm
LOL
Well no matter how good I become I can't make someone love me who doesn't wanna
Leave my wife out of it
True
I got enough love for all my men and women
She was my ex wife
WOAH MY NAME LOOKS COOL
GOOOOSE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONEEEE
And she moved on to better (me)
Yeah right I was just.... Nevermind
YOURE BUT A CHILD
You don't know what you sign up for I feel sorry for you
HE CALLED ME ANGELL AND NOW YOU GOT HIM IGNORING ME

Am not ignoring
He is a good man don't waste his time

She’s better with me
My darling 
DOWN BOY DOWN
That what everyone said before they divorced her
My love
?
Another one who just joined Gintama
I’ll never divorce her we for life

Listen I can’t be contained to just one person or even two. I’m still your angel right
Huh that's what I said and others too
Yes yes you are

@slow grail man I think you deserve better and I think we are made for each other
YOU LEFT ME
This wwm marriage sh*t serious 
Wanna be my husband zade?
You can be angel too
unemployment at its finest
Lmao never did but since you think that way now I’m gone
No I have the best wife
NO STOP COME BACK
Ohh man
Oh hell no
Ahahaha like I’ll ever come back to someone nice joke
I’m divorcing you
Don't marry my wife please I love her I beg you
you should come to me frfr
Ong
I love you my wife
I don't want your wife...
Thank youuuuuu
I come to no one 
I’ll come to you

The door is closed
heyyy u have dashaaa leave chibana for mee
For you?
for you
Fight me now, jk
Chib doesn’t want me anymore
So I'm not enough anymore? 😔
maybe cuz u flirt with everyone goose
You’re enough for me
You’re always enough
What are you talking about
no one here owns me 
I just give affection
soon…
Idk what for but sure I'll crash out 
Nuh uh Chibana is only available to look at not to interact with
Sigh...... I don't have anything to say anymore
okay i dont want u anymore i want kiz
I want you too as my friend
See I’m not into uh whatever that is so not my loss 
🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
oh….

well its okay ig as long as we’re friends
Being friends sounds good ig 
damn aight we not gonna be friends then
Also fine with that 
-_-
Mom i need you to fight someone for me
I will
Fight Kai for ruining my chance at flirting with people
@reef glacier
grazie 
what a save




Spamming

Hello everyone good afternoon
Good afternoon
lol hello. I was grumpy because I got woken up.
Why you cryin?
Goodmorning
Can we get married in this game
yes and u can marry me😛
ayo
Ok im installing it now I played it but uninstall it now I know we can marry I wanna play and zone out playing with a lady
gl finding the one twin
@glacial wraith you a guy
yea
Lol
Buddy said lol
it's okay to be g
It’s okay to be h
It’s okay to be b
Im not lol
that's what a g would say
Forgot to show this
Thank u Zade
Fortnite is mad
Thank u
That is NOT Fortnite
Oh my bad that’s fifa 24
Bloop
its FIFA 99
why is the void king such a fraud 😭 whole buildup just to get mauled in 2 seconds
Tf graphics look insane
Who is void king
ya it's pretty insane
-# more over EA is gonna make an open world fc27
FIFA is dead since 2020 either way
Ultimate team is basically sacrificing Ur soul for packs
Btw that game I showed a clip of won sports of the year instead of fc26
That’s a very low bar tho
You da real game
Is that rematch or the sega football game
since when sega makes football games?
Since last year
Hellloooo
Football like soccer kick ball
Cheese burger or hamburger
Hamburger
But cheeseburgers on Saturdays.
No that's Rematch
I thought that game was 1v1
Burger
Urger
There's a mode for 1v1
Me core
Me core
Alooo
I am doing some better. Still kinda sick. But this flu almost feeling gone isn't there yet
Going to dinner
aloo
Trying to learn mahjong through articles, videos, and the like… somehow understand even less than when I started.
Have you played it before? If not i can send my guide for newbies
I’ve played it as a mini-game in other games and won without knowing why and losing without knowing why. I would absolutely love that guide. Omg.
My last game had a cat who would tell me what tile to play of if I spent too long staring at the screen dumbfounded.
I’m not a professional but i was having trouble too and wrote this for friends who never played before
After reading your write-up, I am officially a fan. Simple, easy to understand, and freaking actionable. Thank you.
Thanks I’m glad I was able to help!
Like the effects, what the hell, and you answered it. 
You are a true professional

U da real mahjong
Not exactly a date lol but we hung out in school today 
Oooh that is sweet
It isss 🤧 but i need to shut up about it or else i'll rave like a maniac
I WAS ABOUT TO CLOCK OUT AND LEAVE AND MY COWORKER SET OFF THE FIRE ALARM SOMEHOW SO NOW I HAVE TO WAIT
Tfff
I would beat him
He’s dumb so I had to be the one to call the fire department to let them know that it was a false alarm and to still come shut it off because we can’t do it
My back and hips hurt. I wanna go home so bad I could cry
Silly let me beat him how can he even be too dumb to call someone
Please do like please save me from this. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE LACK COMMON SENSE
Yeah same here 
It’s one of my biggest pet peeves

Nice name
Omg I miss you more
goose how did u make your name like that
Nitro bro
ISNT IT COOL
ic
very cool
THANK YOU
It’s perfect
Yours too my love
hi
Pretty cute like you
Danteeee
Hi kiz, i'm doin alr thanks. You?
Doing alright too I guess, what you think of the dmc anime in netflix tho?🤣
Love white rabbit. That's it
JYB did alright as dante but i cannot unhear him as nero
I havent watched season 2 yet 🤷♀️
I love the soundtrack "Afterlife" that's it🤭
Ooh yes that song is good 🙂↕️

OMG THANK YOU HEHE
Lived rent free in my head for a while
But I love this anime
i tried final fantasy 8
i hated it because it didnt have voice acting
i have difficulties to pay attention whenever a game doesn’t have voice acting
same with wwm almost any side quest has no voice acting i just skipped most of it all
thats kinda cheap of the devs
well ff8 is a ps1 game but in wwm’s case more so
they probably don’t even pay their devs that much so the game makes pure profit
yet the game lacks voice acting in some places
Can't complain , VA for Jiang and our character is the same person as well tho
honestly i thought going in first playthro on legendary will be my biggest mistake but atleast for now its fun
What a diiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeee




hai


I hate studying for anatomy lab practical
Anaphy?
Anatomy and physiology ya
You can draw them and label em
It helps with retention
hello dubai chocolate labubus 
It's too complicated to draw tbh especially bc I need to know stuff for cats too (I hate it here)
throw matcha in there then you got the holy performative trinity lol
dubai chocolate strawberry matcha labubus
I wanna try matcha
but to be fair matcha is good if u make it correctly
I need a fancy setup first
real
I like matcha tho I havent rlly had the fancy stuff lol
Get rich or die trying
I just wanna live like a real princess so fancy matcha is a must have ehehehe
Me getting put thru the ringer as premed
I mean I am 800 dubloons in debt bro🤭

want to ask, did lite version make me limited to do some quest T-T
Chibana will become Real Pinterest girlie 
This was lowk aesthetic even tho this was when I was suffering cramming for an anatomy lab quiz lol (I go thru ts every week)
Oh my I love everything about it

Chikawa!!
hey guys so currently im choosing between buying a regular watch vs a apple watch, i had a old gtx but it finally hit the dirt, and now i need to buy a new watch cause i can't really keep checking on my phone all the time and much less and very needy about time. my boss recommended me i buy a new apple watch so i could take calls on hand when in a emergency aswell my mother. but i don't really know cause i never had that happened to me, what should i do?
There are so many smart watches out there
ah right right it's just i used a fairly normal watch
wait yuzu isn't Junior moderator now
i had it since my dad gifted it to me when i was going out to buy a computer for my middle school so
Buy apple watch if your entire eco system is based on apple products
yeah I stepped down
hmmm so like everything i own is apple? hmm that would make sense
ill look into it cause i mainly just use apple for work i have a andriod for songs and comics
I'd go only apple if I use their product
sadly bato got hit by evil yk who so gotta find a new comic website 😭
alr any particular apple watch is good for regular calls and easy access to pages
or writing tools
I have a site if you want
DM me, I don't wanna repeat the same misfortune that happens with bato
Just buy the Apple Watch
ok
Yw
Well good night guys I am heading the bed. I am so tired
Nice hanging with my new friends
Night
Good night
Don't head the bed bro, it will hurt, but goodnight

Get a load of this guy
It's never safe out here
Unfortunately not 
honk honk!
BSHSHXHUENSNXHXHENSNZNJXKDKSKS
Maybe the goose uh only does that at certain times like everytime the clock is at N:00
Karu told me every 30 mins 
It's about to be 30 mins in 5 minutes so be ready
Let me try
honk honk!
Holy
🥺
Damn
Uh
No more chiikawas
Noooooo
Sadge
I hate you🤭
Same

honk honk!
Oh I got it
Does goose lord appear every 7 honks? What is the algorithm
Every 10 mins
I need to test it 
How do you know
I asked mods
Ahh
Yeahhhh

somebody got it?
We were tricked by zade
he who stumbles in the dark is blind. but he who sticks out in the dark. is probably fluorescent
Poets of 2026
I checked the other chats and they didn’t. Unless i missed it
Does brother poet play bdm perchance
black desert mobile? no i dont
Wrong it's not every 10 mins
elaborate
Ok I am tripping
I've gotten it in the past
I typed bdm instead of wwm
So idk the chances
oh i do play wwm. im not great at it. but we out there lol
But how did bro know what bdm is
It seems goose doesn't
in 10 min intervals
googled. "bdm game"
Smort
if only it was for important stuff. then id be rich. stonks.
It may not look like it at times, but I am kind of smort
Nerdy
gamestop stock was just a meme....till they stopped it. lol
So true
Lies
Yo what you can't say that to ducky
2+2=3 behold
Impressive
Damn you need sleep
You need manners sir
extra plus good math skillz
Oui oui
Oui hold my baguette
Oui oui bag-
Someone ask a hard question and I’ll prove that i am smort
Ok guys don't say that again
Baguette
Okay what should I do after reaching rank 1
Delete discord
Go on
Who are you?
Tsk
why do hotdogs come in packs of ten where buns are only in packs of 8. 🤔
Job application
Which job
White collar job preferably
Neuroscientist
Ain't that allat for him
The extra hot dog is for stray cats obviously
The other one is for me
Slicing brains aint that hard
Then you stain the brain. Easy peasy
Damn
I think you would also make a good kpop idol for some reason
Mr popular
Wow wjats your reasoning for that
I am not even popular
Everybody knows who you are, your influence is vast in this discord
It even spilled in reddit, talk about popularity
Really?!
DON'T TELL HER
Smort
Ooops I didn't say a word
I’m logging on Reddit
Wrong answer that’s not what I asked you
Which subreddit was it
I am under oath
Can you rephrase the question, i don’t understand
See you alr lost 
how dare
So this was your plan

Stop distracting him
I see I see let me install reddit for a moment
Guess who decided to order a teslaaa
Who
Not me
Meeee
I suspect it is not the official subreddit
Are you buying me one too
Yayy What model are you getting?
I broke
Sadge
Cyber truck?
Just a 2020 Model Y
Noice
Them things aren’t pretty.
Can i ride in the frunk
Honestly I kinda regret my decision now.
Why
Don't look back js keep going
Bc where ima charge it
Yeah later switch Tesla for a Skyline GTR so you look cool
You can charge at home but it will be slow unless you get a supercharger thing. Idk exactly what it is called
Ahh yes just plug it into the side of my apartment building
Wait i am getting distracted I should be hunting on reddit brb
Job hunting on Reddit?
Don't 😭😭
No better place to search (sarcasm)
i feel like the job titles there would be niche as fug. like book binding hahah
Blink and you have missed the whole profession
jobs pretty open and shut id say.
True enough
I’m just a server at a restaurant
Hunting zade
You earn your own money you should be proud
Yeah. My favorite part is the tips 😌
gulp
I was coming to that
Actually I give up. Too many posts. You are safe @slow grail
Good
you think they pronounce it zade like blade or zade like the singer sade
Blade
Zade like zaddy
zah day goes hard tho. ngl
Zade himself doesn't know if you ask him
Your summons is futile
sounds like a dude from cyprus who imports and exports rare classic cars or something.
I already summoned 5 times successfully
???
Zade files will be a big thing in 2028
😭😭?
Now i have to imagine zade with a southern accent. That’s weird

Yee haw
"Howdy y'all"
What the
Ye haw 😭😭😭????
cowboy type shi
But he'll go ni howdy gentlemen
???
i went on a trip across texas. there really wasnt the super hard accents you would expect. its like oh its greg from accounting. he just wears a cowboy hat.
Also whoever told me to do that calf workout yesterday. I’m still in pain and I almost fell like 4 times today trying to walk normal.
Can you say yehaw please
like i wanted a overall guy from the waterboy movie or like. something outta king of the hill. all i got was a girl named betty sue who couldnt pronouce guacamole and was dead certain their tacobell adjacent mexican food was authentic
Never
60 pearl outfit. Take it or leave it
I'll double it
lol rip sin
How do you even mispronounce guacamole
double it and give it to the next person
Am I a toy to you 💔
No 😱
Then what's with the bribing behavior
g is silent. wah gah mow le lol
Zade is zading
Don't use my name as adjective
I yearn for the yehaw
the wrong way. is gwack like quack. gwack amole. like wack a mole
Unfortunately I don't reveal voice online
It’s worth it. I’m tired of my chicken calves
The more it burns. The more it works
I meant a text yehaw but the offer has expired
is it worth it lemme work it. put my thang down flip it and reverse it.
Is imagine it in your head
What you just said
song reference. my brains like a seek function on a radio and a random button on google mixed into one.
Has anyone played reverse 1999?
Yea
I played it for one hour and then uninstalled. It has got a nice lore but gameplay was not up to my liking.
Aww. I love it it’s a great game
It is
I haven’t played it in months idk why I decided to bring it up
I stopped playing because I didn’t get the last character I needed for my poison team 😭
Is it ok if I suggest you a mobile JRPG.
Yes that’s fine!
ZHUSBSJSUDBDJSHJSBXISJXCBJDHDBXBDN

Dead ⚰️
Aw sorry, I just stole my manager's parking slot, I'm down for the outcome and scolding 
Glad to hear u r doing little better, wishing u fully recovery. Eat well and stay hydrated
Dam I don't wanna get bit
i hope some whale give me a free bag of argent gleam outfit👀👀👀

28 minutes of quing for hero trials lol game is already dead? No suprise.
Girll do you drive?


Sorry for the late response, yes I have been driving since I was 17. 
How old are you?
Old enough to be here 
86
I am the youngest 67
Girl you sound like 19
Wtf
That's sweet, add some more numbers there 
older than uncle
Probably
Lmao 🤣
I take it personally when I see someone older than me
24?
Wish someone gift me outfit
Add a bit more
@winged spruce charity begins at home
blame your parents
Girl you ancient or something
ask mom
Mine are no more can I blame yours
DM me your driving license licy
sure, but you can't be reborn again
One lifetime is more than enough. I am not too attached to this prison 
Bet

Is this new discord scam
bro there's an easy way out
this ain't no prison, just go to the sea, it's freedom
Girll you have the prettiest driving license picture I have ever seen
You are a frog, what do you know about sea?
Chat how old are people born 1997
the floods made me discover wide water area
I don't know maths by now I would have been a millionaire
Damn you mutated
i would still be poor
76
Darwin was right after all
TF that's old but your picture looks young
wtf is going on kevin
Which country is in Edinburgh? That's what I'm reading from your license
It's in Russia
wrong, it's in moscow
My memory is getting bad with age
who's agen
What about agen
accurate color
Is this it ?
yes✅
TF you all tripping me
North Korea ❤️
If that helps
Never heard of this country
Technically it's a part of the Uited Kingdom 
Girl I only know London England
Lmao where u from? 
california
Is that in China? Never heard if it 
Edinburgh is gorgeous 
It's beautiful indeed 😊
I want to go so bad but I don't want to pay for a visa 😔
I see what you did there smart






