💬off-topic

[steady heron]

these two need to get themselves a room

[pure totem]

W big balkan kitty

[honest nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-back-estoy-de-vuelta-toy-story2-gif-26436333

[steady heron]

I know just the place in velvet shade

[pure totem]

bathhouse?

[fossil marsh]

fine I’ll let it slide

[steady heron]

bedrooms for private activites on the last floor.

[fossil marsh]

what

[pure totem]

or just a private bathhouse

[steady heron]

or just yknow do it at home

[fossil marsh]

wait I didn’t get to read it

[steady heron]

that got deleted fast the mods are watching

[fickle plank]

ahem

[pure totem]

what happened?

[fickle plank]

nothing]

[steady heron]

I did, you'll want to get your boy to DMs or he might get himself cooked

[fossil marsh]

shower time ciao ciao for now

[fickle plank]

https://tenor.com/view/kita-bocchi-ruby-oshi-no-ko-dance-gif-2435133904484480341

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/bobux-yakuza-yakuza0-yen-japan-gif-21141831

[pure totem]

looks like my bulky balkan kitty is immersing thyself to prepare for snuggles and pats

[steady heron]

she ran away from you bro

[fickle plank]

I don't get snuggles and pats from no one

[fickle plank]

No one ran away from me

[pure totem]

moms do it all the time

[pure totem]

I can

[fickle plank]

I did not get them for some time now

[pure totem]

same, same here 🙁 been years

[pure totem]

but hey man, we got each other now

[steady heron]

I relate to this. Just focus on achieving ultra instinct

[fickle plank]

I'm not gae

[pure totem]

it's not gay

[fickle plank]

Only with my homies

[pure totem]

?

[steady heron]

This implies you are a female

[fickle plank]

Only with homies i can be gae

[pure totem]

no I'm not

[steady heron]

then it's sus

[pure totem]

honest to god I am a male

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-dance-dance-among-us-purple-sus-gif-11799252726647481946

[steady heron]

that looks like good food

[fickle plank]

What ai has become..

[pure totem]

Mr. Beast doing gods work

[fickle plank]

You're so innocent..

You guys are so innocent..

[steady heron]

say that one more time and I'm gonna arena you irl bro

[pure totem]

wait a minute that woman... looks familiar

[fickle plank]

Yeah..

[steady heron]

wait there's a woman in the picture

damn I didn't notice I just saw mr beast and the food

[pure totem]

the ginger hair

[steady heron]

what about that girl

[pure totem]

nah her facial structure looks different false alert

lemme do some more research real quick

[glacial wraith]

Those who know…

[pure totem]

Meh, nothing bro it's been a while so I can't seem to remember

[lunar beacon]

Im hereeee

[pure totem]

hello

[steady heron]

yeah but now remmi is gone

[pure totem]

nooooo not big R

[covert fulcrum]

How remi

[steady heron]

my honest reaction

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/black-frieza-gif-578024425381062489

I like how frieza couldn't beat them so he just became them

[lunar beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/roy-leops-roy-leops-gojo-waving-gif-14322012650487993527

[lunar beacon]

oh thought u wanted to say something to me lol

[steady heron]

no I just wanted to see you and remmi say hi to each other or something

[lunar beacon]

lmao?

[steady heron]

idk why but my brain wants to see the interaction

maybe the earth will explode or something

[lunar beacon]

why with her specifically? Lol

[steady heron]

It must be cuz you both give me the same vibes

[sharp knot]

[steady heron]

so what happens if these two people who are identical to me talk to each other, kind of interest

[lunar beacon]

I'm her. She's me. We are both the same person.

[steady heron]

I KNEW IT

It makes sense, because when esso is around, remmi is not around, but when remmi is around, esso is NOT around

[lunar beacon]

how do you even keep track of that? Lmao

[steady heron]

I remember people I interact with

and usually I associate a timespan with it

[lunar beacon]

I mean I interacted with her before lol

[steady heron]

I wasn't there unfortunately, it was probably before I existed in this realm

damn off topic is dead

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-gif-11044008572353593456

[lunar beacon]

Hmmm what do you wanna talk about

[sharp knot]

do you guys like pineapple on pizza

[honest nebula]

yes

[lunar beacon]

nooo Grace noooo

[steady heron]

I will not be ragebaited by this

[steady heron]

uh well do you know that chimpanzees sink if you throw them in the water

similarly, if you throw nyx in the water, he will also sink, so remember that.

[pure totem]

no, anything but that

[steady heron]

I am Italian and they dare say that in my presence bro

[pure totem]

well, he is a big balkan guy so it makes sense

[lunar beacon]

Lmaoo

[coarse wren]

My god this chat is dead

[lunar beacon]

Why is this guy taking so long to eat a cake

[amber bronze]

ok buddy

[pure totem]

How dare they try to massacre your lands works

[amber bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-cake-dessert-thirteen-layer-chocolate-cake-tall-cake-food-gif-1186868366209357418

[steady heron]

there's no way you said that while wiping your tear with a foot

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-cake-gif-9928510359571004778

[lunar beacon]

What's your fav cake? 👀

[tribal steeple]

No, id prefer fruit separately

[sharp knot]

yay

[lunar beacon]

AAAA HES CALLING ME

[pure totem]

calm down, everyone loves sosa, he carried the younger americans

[coarse wren]

I’m wiping your tear with my foot bbg

[fickle plank]

a

[steady heron]

i swear nyx has got two girlfriends

[sharp knot]

blueberry cheesecake and strawberry shortcake

[tribal steeple]

You didnt ask me but cheesecake, tiramisu, tres leches

[lunar beacon]

I said msg me before calling! 😭

[pure totem]

sugar daddy pro max

[steady heron]

I'm sorry to break it down to you, but I am immune.

[amber bronze]

Chocolate but like it’s mainly milk or dark chocolate with pieces of white,dark and milk chocolate covering the cake with a dark chocolate icing

[coarse wren]

Immune to what

[fickle plank]

huh

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laugh-lmao-gif-9271200

[lunar beacon]

im his wife not gf bruh

[steady heron]

feet interactions

[honest nebula]

pineapple = sweet + ham = savory = good combo

[coarse wren]

Bc you like them so much?

[amber bronze]

Woah irl?

[steady heron]

Yeah, what about it

[lunar beacon]

yes 🌚

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-eat-pizza-yunmy-chubangster-love-it-gif-26149605

[fickle plank]

bro😭

[steady heron]

actually don't even continue, this is against the rules

[coarse wren]

You also like feet tho

[honest nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/hellmo-pizza-fire-creed-hellmo-pizza-fire-gif-26018511

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-gif-2509146267564753222

[amber bronze]

💀

[lunar beacon]

Ouhhh nice choice!

[fickle plank]

uhh?

[steady heron]

You can't hustle a hustler

[honest nebula]

bro who tf likes feet

[coarse wren]

Idk but nightshot does

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/ginos-of-williston-park-ginospizzawp1979-williston-park-pizzeria-tiny-vs-pineapple-pizza-eater-gif-2237430012784568317

[fickle plank]

I'm a thigh person

[honest nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusting-yuck-mom-yelling-yelling-gross-gif-11857308023140336139

[lunar beacon]

Hot

[pure totem]

why are people talking about feet

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[steady heron]

Who isn't

[steady heron]

mean as hell smh

[honest nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cardi-b-cardi-laughing-hehehe-lanafterhours-gif-5086698506078982503

[pure totem]

ion know but I do like symmetrically thick thighs

[honest nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-belongs-on-pizza-gif-10157945

[fickle plank]

I mean when you hold a girls thigh it's the best sensation

[steady heron]

What I like the most is a symmetrically kind soul

[lunar beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-handa-seishuu-naru-kotoishi-barakamon-anime-barakamon-gif-1776266652663386652

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/carmen-ferreri-sad-crying-stressed-gif-14492598

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-broly-z-ultra-dragon-ball-legends-ink-art-gif-8924254076369094817

[lunar beacon]

can you hold my thigh? 👉👈

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-male-breaking-bad-walter-white-heisenberg-heisenberg-breaking-bad-gif-26002440

[covert fulcrum]

Ayo?

[honest nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-evil-evil-smile-big-smile-fake-smile-gif-7484414434879832264

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[honest nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ashtonthwaites-ashtonstutter-gif-16005585576921508657

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/marégeek-20natural-sophi-get-a-room-shouting-gif-15042586

[steady heron]

This is what happens when you put a back pic as pfp bro

[fickle plank]

I'll just pat you gently

[honest nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-vs-super-android13-punch-thrown-down-kick-dragon-ball-gif-17447418

[steady heron]

esso is his wife and he treats her like a friend while treating remmi like he should treat esso

[lunar beacon]

gently he says 🌚

[coarse wren]

Yo wtf am I reading

[pure totem]

nah he needa give me tips on how to achieve that back

[fickle plank]

what?

[lunar beacon]

Wattpad 😔

[sharp knot]

you ever gave hickies on a girls thigh ?

[coarse wren]

Why am I watching two discord ppl edate flirt in chat rn

[steady heron]

I don't wanna say too much but this would also have little to no effect

[coarse wren]

Holy ball knowledge

[fickle plank]

🤫

[sharp knot]

game changer

[lunar beacon]

wait are they dating?

[steady heron]

I am legit invulnerable, now that I think about it. I cannot be hurt

[pure totem]

bro nahhhhhhhh(How did it feel?)

[honest nebula]

i haven't watched it so idk the lore, just wanted a punching gif

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/dicaprio-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-dicaprio-gif-5761659

[fickle plank]

I'm not😭 idk what they're talking about

[steady heron]

I am not in their DMs but I'd guess they are

[lunar beacon]

Do you like her tho?

[fickle plank]

I don't

[coarse wren]

Nightshot just instigating

[lunar beacon]

Are you sure?

[steady heron]

neck, collarbone but I will rest my case now as I've said too much

[fickle plank]

pretty sure

[pure totem]

D1 hater is what nightshade is

[fickle plank]

I've been given so much neck hickies

[sharp knot]

typical

[steady heron]

Also I hate hickeys

[lunar beacon]

So u don't like remmi.... noted

[honest nebula]

a guy gave me hickies all over my neck and chest on a night out and it was BAD

[pure totem]

lol, bro be getting them vampire bites now he tired of it

[steady heron]

This asf

[sharp knot]

oh i bet, us guys do give dark marks :)

[fickle plank]

Because everyone can see them bro😭 try having 5 hickies on your neck

[honest nebula]

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

[steady heron]

bro I honestly liked dead offtopic more its becoming tinder now

[lunar beacon]

Your ahh started it

[sharp knot]

its one of our ways to please our women cmon now

[steady heron]

I DID NOT

[pure totem]

more like omegle

[coarse wren]

Nah Ong

[lunar beacon]

Yes you did.

[steady heron]

why do you LIE

[tribal steeple]

How it go from what your favorite cake is to this lol

[fickle plank]

@steady heron have u ever done a french kiss

[lunar beacon]

....

[pure totem]

lowkey, YOU did start this

[steady heron]

lowkey, not HIGH key, so ultimately it's DEBATABLE

[lunar beacon]

He did.

[fickle plank]

ur not asnwering my question

[pure totem]

who cares, you claimed the big balkan kitty was 2 timing

[steady heron]

yes more often than the hickeys, because I actually like french kisses

[fickle plank]

why's my name big balkan kitty

[sharp knot]

who hasnt ? 😭

[fickle plank]

a lot of people?

[steady heron]

nyx is right ngl but I'm pretty sure everyone here did those

[lunar beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/kon-yui-yui-hirasawa-anime-anime-girl-gif-21014430

[fickle plank]

yeah i guess that's true

[sharp knot]

they missin out

[pure totem]

I need to fly out to france

[honest nebula]

I'm not gonna share it but i found the picture i sent to my friend and oml they're on my shoulders but it looks like i gotten abused cause it just looks like bruises 😭

[steady heron]

man what are you even

[tribal steeple]

Unfortunately I have

[pure totem]

OMG do you need some Ice?

[steady heron]

uhh hickeys ARE bruises

[lunar beacon]

ummm a mermaid?

[sharp knot]

duhh

[fickle plank]

@lunar beacon when are you gonna join vc?

[steady heron]

you don't be right to me esso, you aint right, something is not right about u girl. I have to figure out what it is, I can't prove it

[lunar beacon]

Give me 15min pookie

[fickle plank]

ok then

[steady heron]

unfortunately? who did you get a match with 💀

[sharp knot]

reason why we do it in places others cant see but the two of us

[steady heron]

it takes a particular kind of skill issue to make a french kiss go bad, namely unwashed teeth

[lunar beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/loufy42-light-yagami-death-note-gif-15248803

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[fickle plank]

pretty much

[pure totem]

no

[fossil marsh]

why did I come back to the topic of French kissing … 🙁

[lunar beacon]

just wait like a good boy I'll be right back

[steady heron]

reminds me of my ex

[coarse wren]

Yo what is happening

[pure totem]

save yourself astral

[fickle plank]

I asked nightshot if he ever french kissed and it escalated

[steady heron]

SAY HI TO ESSO RIGHT NOW

[honest nebula]

but it just looks like bruises like i've been beaten, like i didn't take a pic of when i got the hickies straight away but when they're GREEN (healing)

[pure totem]

say it loud and say it proud

[steady heron]

I hate hickeys

[fossil marsh]

okay??

[sage quartz]

[fickle plank]

yo female sukuna

[fossil marsh]

hiii essoo!!

[pure totem]

do a flip

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/say-the-words-say-it-point-gun-threat-do-it-gif-15272528

[lunar beacon]

helloooww

[sage quartz]

Yooo lol

[tribal steeple]

I forgot it censored curse words

[steady heron]

YEES IT HAPPENED THE TWO positive girls said HI to each other

[fossil marsh]

I’m about to, it’s scary

[sharp knot]

yeah sometimes a good feeling comes with consequences for a few days or a week depending how hard we did it

[lunar beacon]

Wdym positive girls 😭

[fossil marsh]

😭

[steady heron]

yeah I guess you're just down horrendous, not positive

[fickle plank]

https://tenor.com/view/esmbot-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-gojo-satoru-gojo-gif-3059223242009381384

[lunar beacon]

💀💀💀

[sage quartz]

[honest nebula]

i used to like them but only back when i was younger and went out clubbing but i don't get them anymore as i'm not bothered

[fossil marsh]

im sure she’s sweet from what I’ve seen🫸

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/thukuna-sukuna-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-11620397378986553996

[tribal steeple]

Buldak ramen

[honest nebula]

i haven't had buldak ramen

[sharp knot]

youre missing out even more

[steady heron]

they are very VERY possessive and even though you CAN describe me as possessive, I just don't like them

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/lagosta-no-oleo-gif-25558837

[tribal steeple]

Its p good

[covert fulcrum]

I had this once and I died

[steady heron]

you both seem sweet that's why I wanted a crossover lol, being serious rn

[fickle plank]

@lunar beacon is reversal and @fossil marsh is amplified

[covert fulcrum]

Me when I open this chat at any given moment hahaha

[lunar beacon]

He said we are both Nyx gf....

[tribal steeple]

I havent had it in a while but there was a week where I had it everyday

[steady heron]

I am still not proven wrong

[pure totem]

esso is not sweet and astral is sugar pro max?

[fossil marsh]

ooh, I thought you were trying to tease again im sorry 💔

[fickle plank]

I did not say this

[covert fulcrum]

How was your stomach lining that week

[lunar beacon]

I am sweet 😔

[steady heron]

Tease? When did I tease you

[fickle plank]

both are sweet enough

[tribal steeple]

My tolerance wss suprising ok, as for that I cant rmbr but I felt ok there too I tbink lol

[steady heron]

Might be different definitions of teasing

[covert fulcrum]

I believe you dw 😔

[pure totem]

sorry your husband threw me off

[covert fulcrum]

I had it once and that was enough for me forever lmaooo I like the burn and tingly from szechuan peppercorn more

[fossil marsh]

is teasing not just playfully provoking someone

[fickle plank]

ANNOUNCEMENT! I'm neither @lunar beacon 's bf nor @fossil marsh 's bf, now we can stop

[rare oxide]

guys what is the best clear protein powder that tastes fruity / juice like

[lunar beacon]

then why are u flirting with us 😔

[steady heron]

I interpret teasing as playfully provoking someone that is in a romantic setting with you

[pure totem]

waait fr????!!!!??? so @steady heron was lying?

[fickle plank]

I'M NOT FLIRTING WITH ANYONE

[steady heron]

no, he's just trying to defeat the allegations

[fossil marsh]

oh!! no I didn’t mean that at all, I’m sorry

[lunar beacon]

I smell sum cap buddy

[sharp knot]

you assume

[steady heron]

I know you didn't, so don't even apologize LMAO

[cinder gorge]

Yo telenovela on off topic

[pure totem]

did he slide in your DMs and gift you some nitro

[steady heron]

THIS ☝️

[fickle plank]

yo chat just shut up I'm listening to peak

[lunar beacon]

No I gift myself with my earned orbs heheh

[tribal steeple]

Last time I had it i dont rmbr liking the taste that much but gotta have a do-over for it lol

[cinder gorge]

Actually facts

[steady heron]

I should've screenshotted what @fickle plank said about @fossil marsh and I would've COOKED HIM rn

[fossil marsh]

there’s always something going on

[cinder gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bleach-bankai-gif-20300272

[lunar beacon]

I need a man who only has eyes for me... rammi u can have Nyx

[steady heron]

@lunar beacon if only you saw what NYX SAID

[tribal steeple]

Spice lvl wise I think was ok for me tho

[covert fulcrum]

Wait you can do that with orbs.........I've been ignoring all these discord quests......

[pure totem]

BREAKING NEWS!!!: Big balkan kitty listens to opening Bankais from bleach and pinesol

[steady heron]

That sounds an awful lot like me and I even got flamed for it yesterday

[lunar beacon]

What did he say?

[covert fulcrum]

Well I guess you have to get more buldak now!!

[cinder gorge]

Yap.. yap never changes

[tribal steeple]

I like using the orbs for the free decorations

[steady heron]

I might catch another warn if I say it

[fickle plank]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-marin-kitagawa-marin-phone-marin-sleepy-marin-tired-gif-14914200832427030042

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-ok-approved-thumbs-up-agree-gif-4176985687513702942

[steady heron]

Just lemme say it was REALLY pushed

[tribal steeple]

Lmao I havent had it in a while im sure my tolerance went down

[fossil marsh]

girl I need that too don’t look at me. but he clearly said he’s not interested in us maybe everyone should stop teasing him 💔

[lunar beacon]

I don't like guys who flirt with multiple women that's just a red flag ngl

[pure totem]

meow for @lunar beacon

[covert fulcrum]

Wait idea- buldak fillings dumplings and then you surround it with normal dumplings

Dumpling roulette

[steady heron]

Duh rocket science

[tribal steeple]

Ive seen this done with rice paper to make the dumplings lol

[sharp knot]

woahh thats next level ball game right there

[steady heron]

That's a good way to put it. Have only eyes for your partner, no one else

[tribal steeple]

But not the roulette part

[lunar beacon]

Ahh sorry my bad! I lowkey thought u guys are into each other lmao

[tribal steeple]

How did this even start lol

[covert fulcrum]

You can use rice paper to make dumpling wrappers??

[fossil marsh]

I don’t know I just came back from a shower and everyone was talking about french kissing 🙁

[fickle plank]

I can just off myself and come back again to life when this stops

[lunar beacon]

@pure totem u are so cute lmao

[covert fulcrum]

I thought so too after sitting in this chat for a few days lmaooooo

[tribal steeple]

I mean it looks more like a pack than a traditional dumpling tho lol

[steady heron]

nah ur too buff you'd survive

[rare oxide]

truth, my husband downloaded wwm just so we could partnership in game

[fickle plank]

we don't😭

[tribal steeple]

Nah i mean like ppl have talked abt stuff going on between u and nyx and ig esso too before this

[fossil marsh]

that’s actually so cute omgosh

[pure totem]

fuhhh nuhh she called me cute -100 to my manly ego

[steady heron]

You got the peakest husband. Hats off, you both may have the best wishes I have to offer

[covert fulcrum]

I haven't tried making dumplings so I wouldn't know haha but I'd imagine rice paper would make it look more like har gao

[hollow hill]

hey chat

[covert fulcrum]

W husband

[pure totem]

sup king

[tribal steeple]

Yeah tho rice paper would prob be more translucent looking lol

[honest nebula]

heyyy

[lunar beacon]

MIHAIII HIIII

[pure totem]

dang you cute aswell for that

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-heisenberg-breaking-bad-walter-laughing-gif-27094258

[rare oxide]

thank u king

[hollow hill]

not much just about to change my bedsheets, stained my old ones with wine, and then open a bottle of beer to celebrate

[fickle plank]

she calls me cute atleast 10 times a day

[lunar beacon]

Stop or I might fall for you

[steady heron]

Her pfp that's was HER PFP

[tribal steeple]

Ha gao is p fire

[pure totem]

no wonder you have the kitty

[lunar beacon]

cuz u da baby in this chat duhhh

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-cat-explode-mike-interpol-gif-13503338605162614186

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-25976283

[fickle plank]

oh yeah?

[lunar beacon]

I WILL TAKE IT BACK

[hollow hill]

dababy? lesgo 🚙

[covert fulcrum]

You're gonna make him throw a "not a baby" tantrum again

[steady heron]

@pure totem ACT WHILE YOU ARE IN THE QUICK EVENT TIME SPAN

[rare oxide]

im trying to convince him to do his first cosplay w me too hehe but he wants to do midnight blades

[fickle plank]

good girl. Stay put if you don't want to risk anything

[pure totem]

bet

[covert fulcrum]

I agree, it's a must every time at dimsum, along with siumai

[lunar beacon]

👁️👄👁️

[grave moon]

[steady heron]

GO MY BROTHER IN ARMS GO AND ACCOMPLISH YOURSELF

[pure totem]

lemme just make this clear cutie ok, you are indeed cute

[steady heron]

yeah dms though ngl if the mods come here we're ALL cooked

[pure totem]

big balkan kitty is cute but you are cuter

[steady heron]

you got friendzoned @pure totem I'm sorry my friend better luck next time

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[covert fulcrum]

I'm just here talking bout dumplings

[tribal steeple]

Yupyup

[rare oxide]

whats everyones fave dumpling

[pure totem]

I'm in need of a friend anyways

[grave moon]

Yeah I'm thinking I pulled up at a bad time

[covert fulcrum]

It's gotta be har gow for me

[steady heron]

Same ngl but I didn't expect you would just say that

[lunar beacon]

HES CALLING MEEEE

[pure totem]

wow fr

[covert fulcrum]

They're violently flirting with each other

[fossil marsh]

omg a cosplay would be so cute and amazing!! I hope it goes wonderfully

[steady heron]

nyx is a fraud, he says he dont hustle both these girls and then he does

[lunar beacon]

@fickle plank pls don't come after me

[fickle plank]

huh

[tribal steeple]

Chiikawa emoji

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/bonaparte-napoleon-gif-11938689895573153321

[covert fulcrum]

What's your order for dim sum 🤔

[steady heron]

the fact that yesterday I got flamed for approving of this kind of relationship

[fickle plank]

u know calling someone is not a form of having a relationship

[steady heron]

bro don't even bother, you're not slick

[fossil marsh]

yes. I have all sorts of chiikawa, snoopy, and sanrio stickers I love them sm

[covert fulcrum]

Indeed it is!! I used to do weekend dimsum with my parents when I had more time

[pure totem]

leave my big bulky balkan kitty ALONE grrr

[rare oxide]

honestly never date a cosplayer, i just barely escaped the community and their insanity lmao

[fickle plank]

I am tho?

[fossil marsh]

idk he seems kind of unhappy with this conversation, maybe you guys should move on

[steady heron]

y'all talking about dumplings or some delicious stuff while im just eating a veggie soup

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-standing-fat-epic-gif-23115386

[steady heron]

he actually doesn't care, don't worry

[fickle plank]

I'm eating a keeki right neow

[fossil marsh]

okay😔

[covert fulcrum]

Catboy confirmed, it's close enough

[fickle plank]

yeah listen to ranni

[tribal steeple]

My friend got me 1 chiikawa plush keychain 1 hachiware plush keychain and a chiikawa iron on sticker thing from Japan, hes still there rn tho

[pure totem]

yeaa I'd rather learn more about stars and do some starwatching with you

[steady heron]

I dated a cosplayer and I can confirm she left me looking like that jjk cursed worm guy saying "mommy hug me"

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-please-gif-15842738

as a guy that never dated anyone I feel bad for you

[steady heron]

If you want something that isn't a situationship, you need to find yourself one of those plain asf girls that are so plain you'd say "boring" but boring is the wrong word for it

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-smh-gif-2510255174011699002

[steady heron]

Cuz if you go for anything "spicier", chances are they'll get tired and leave you how they left me bro

[pure moon]

Edating eghhhh

[steady heron]

bro thinks I edated 😭

[pure moon]

[steady heron]

I am a man of action. I did know her online, but after 6 months we moved to live together, and that was the beginning of my adventure (hell)

[pure totem]

can you do me a favor and go speedrun a relationship

[pure moon]

I did when i was 13

[sharp knot]

when i first met my girl i thought she was a innocent girl but I WAS WRONG 😭

[covert fulcrum]

Alrighty I'll check back in on this channel later looool

[rare oxide]

my condolences brother

[steady heron]

Hell no why you want me so dirty

[steady heron]

don't insult a fellow italian or you will regret it

[fickle plank]

I'm not a catboy

[pure totem]

I was gonna tell you to go on monke or tinder, or even facebook marketplace

[hollow hill]

https://tenor.com/view/geto-mommy-jujutsu-kaisen-worm-toji-gif-7934702454801621205

[winged spruce]

be ready bro

[sharp knot]

fb marketplace is insane

[hollow hill]

the state I found bro in

[steady heron]

YOU DARE TAINT YOUR OWN LINEAGE?

[pure totem]

Kiwi oh nooo

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-spit-drink-gif-15962434655473821932

[fossil marsh]

omggg dont me twirl my hair n stuff. I actually love stargazing, I have a telescope that I haul back and forth from home to campus

[pure totem]

tf is that

[winged spruce]

facebook market places for wedding dresses filter by size, man of culture as well

[steady heron]

this was actually an A+ rizz move

[hollow hill]

how men under 1.60 talk online

[pure totem]

I learned a bit since I graduated high school

[fossil marsh]

I can confirm this. Italians aren’t much different from angry New Yorkans

[steady heron]

Why are you telling an Italian this

[pure totem]

what is 1.6?

[fossil marsh]

BAHHAHAHAA

[winged spruce]

based

[sharp knot]

goose

[steady heron]

below 5'3

[hardy prawn]

Too bad I don't have the clip of a guy eating a pizza by dipping bread in it and then eating the bread

[pure totem]

oh he's using a different system

[fossil marsh]

I was speaking in general 🙁

[steady heron]

yeah no i get it i get it im just an angry new yorker to you, I'll remember that smh smh

[hollow hill]

Speaking of dating I never dated anyone because the time wasn't right

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/сигма-gif-3883804279153061520

[pure totem]

truth

[fossil marsh]

ykw yeah you are, remember that 😾

[hardy prawn]

The right one will come in the right time gang. Have patience

[steady heron]

😠

[hollow hill]

how can I even look for the right one when I haven't even reached the martial god status yet..

[hardy prawn]

Ts frying me

[pure totem]

ykw im gonna just eat some nice veggie pizza and throw some speghetti on it.

[steady heron]

she's starting to get the gist of me 😎

[hollow hill]

too soon man too soon

[grave moon]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cat-meme-cat-meow-meow-meow-aghhuggauguughghg-gif-12635668843441802605

[steady heron]

veggie soup

[winged spruce]

wrong, they speak a different language

[rare oxide]

this is real, i only dated one other person before my husband, stay strong gang

[pure totem]

are you actually gonna try finding a girl on this game, I made an alt account and married myself

[steady heron]

success on second attempt? You lucky m-

[sharp knot]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-spit-drink-gif-15962434655473821932

[hollow hill]

nah, I only married one friend in game because we wanted the extra slips but bro slipped instead

[steady heron]

Why didn't I have this idea? I'm gonna do this as well

[hollow hill]

if I ever get a wife I'll marry her in game 🙏

[steady heron]

like finding a girl to marry on this game is like trying to find healthy food at mcdonalds

[pure totem]

No one is submissive to me except for myself

[sharp knot]

i wish you the best my boy

[hardy prawn]

As if ur gonna still be playing this game at that point

[fossil marsh]

wow, cosa, davvero? who would’ve guessed that one

[hollow hill]

you too fan user, keep doing what you do best

[steady heron]

Come osi servirti di una lingua che non ti appartiene >:|

[pure totem]

no hablas espanol mi amigo

[sharp knot]

i dont use the fan 😭

[hollow hill]

you know maybe there's enough healrs in this game anyway, good call, tanks on the other side, I should get me a tank set

[rare oxide]

tbf i was really careful who i got involved with and kept to myself, only when it felt right

[glacial wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-robert-robert-robertson-the-third-fuh-frixstok-gif-2346430324752383421

[honest nebula]

smash

[sharp knot]

i use a tank set rn, only did the pose that my girl sent me to match pfps

[fossil marsh]

È LA MIA LINGUA? 🙁

[steady heron]

Still lucky af, hats off, and you got my best wishes like I said, but still lucky af

[winged spruce]

i don't play super smash bros anymore, gamecube was peak tho

[hollow hill]

oh, how's the tank life

[steady heron]

I know, you just fell for it once again

[rare oxide]

praying for u homie 🙏

[sharp knot]

pretty chill ngl if I CAN HAVE A DECENT HEALER AND DPS

[cinder gorge]

I mean let's be honest e-dating is literally gambling lmao

[winged spruce]

slow

[rare oxide]

wait are tanks not played a lot, i am playing tank

[pure totem]

as a 1.1 g I am a great dps

[steady heron]

Pray for my demise dear friend, not for my success. There is no other path to achieve

[winged spruce]

just use shield bro

[sharp knot]

i have been mate

[winged spruce]

i want to play all weapons, but inner ways are a beach

[cinder gorge]

Bro think what Goku would do

[winged spruce]

based tank enjoyer

[steady heron]

I am not Goku, I'm Goku Black

[rare oxide]

true, that morale chant on god

[fossil marsh]

nah im blocking you 💔

[winged spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-sped-sped-monkey-fnaf-jumpscare-gif-24611965

[steady heron]

HHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHA

[winged spruce]

this is okay since it goes on all builds, but the rest is

[hollow hill]

there's so many of those but I get you, there might still be bad ones, as there are for any role, if you need a dps don't hesitate to call me (yes Mihai we see that one time you got top dps against ghost master)

[cinder gorge]

Hood Goku with that .45 power level

[steady heron]

im a lil trickster

[sharp knot]

best pr rn is 1.5 m dmg taken rn as a 1.3 goose and lvl 60 atm

[winged spruce]

bro i still have full ourple level 61 gear

[pure totem]

woooaaa so cool man

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-gif-20130307

[hollow hill]

oh, where do you even see that

[rare oxide]

my brain doesnt work too good for any class that isnt big weapon that does damage so i only stuck to tank cause it seemed closest to pure strength in dark souls

[cinder gorge]

Brother do you have blicky on your switch tho?

[sharp knot]

my pr i meant

[steady heron]

After the blickies I've dealt with? Never again bro.

[pure totem]

his name was goku black but his alltime hood rating was 0.6

[hollow hill]

oh I see I see

[cinder gorge]

.45 i meant caliber btw lmao

[hollow hill]

@lunar beacon @fickle plank marriage be like
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R-xbjRbNpzw?feature=share

[pure totem]

i know

[winged spruce]

bro is you ready for whats next? fist weapon, 2 handed sword?

[sharp knot]

chat do i push to ascend now to 65 or wait for 1.5 goose

[rare oxide]

i need to stop swearing

[steady heron]

I'm so cooked I want a Yandere like this

[pure totem]

im 1.1 goose and level 70

[cinder gorge]

Albeit all them respectable yns be running Draco nowadays

[winged spruce]

yeah bro, we missing 6 weapons from cn side

[fossil marsh]

probably best not to bring this up both of em kind of made it clear they’re not interested 😭

[rare oxide]

ohhhh my god im so ready

[steady heron]

I'll cover you dw

[pure totem]

them yns got big ol inventories putting them arps and dracos in they pants

[sharp knot]

damn

[rare oxide]

thank you king

[winged spruce]

bro we 1 year late, we miss so much, but soon we will reach them

[lethal meadow]

Hi

[cinder gorge]

That's why they have them baggy pants lmao

[fossil marsh]

I know that it censors us, but do we actually get in trouble for swearing? 😭

[steady heron]

She doesn't know I'm a 5'5 gnome

[sharp knot]

fuh no

[hollow hill]

oh I thought they were already married in game

[rare oxide]

someone told me theyll warn u for posting nsfw

[steady heron]

well at least I'm big

[pure totem]

nahhh you gotta watch out for the ones wearing skinny jeans

[cinder gorge]

Elaborate bro

[steady heron]

yesn't

[rare oxide]

two handed sword is UGHHHH thats so good

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-mad-at-ryan-homelander-finds-picture-billy-butcher-picture-the-boys-season-4-episode-8-gif-12344207341793843421

[pure totem]

they know how to position weapons perfectly in such a tight space so that know one would even notice

[sharp knot]

youre gonna ragebait me

[hollow hill]

you're not a gnome king, besides she's probably around same height

[rare oxide]

i hate craning my neck up to tall dudes so we chilling

[winged spruce]

not tank weapon, but animations are peak, you can check online if you want it's not leak

[steady heron]

Too much positivity stop it you both I will die

[pure totem]

legit midget bruv

[steady heron]

I'm gonna fold you in half bro, cutely ofc, no aggression

[rare oxide]

i yhink ive seen the fist one, that one looks insane

[pure totem]

with your height I could use you as a makeshift surf board

[winged spruce]

you seen fists?

[hollow hill]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-role-rolecism-goku-black-gif-13734193515976316747

[rare oxide]

im 5'7 so im a little tall for a chick

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-homelander-yuyocomepingas-ayudaporfavor-gif-26089820

[fickle plank]

you're not tall at all

[pure totem]

why am I at the very bottom

[cinder gorge]

Naah that's femboy type shi bruv

[sharp knot]

you need them height boosters in your shoe

[hollow hill]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-price-punch-gif-19248454

[steady heron]

Bro I will snap you and the surf board don't even bother I'm literally nyx's peer 😭

[fossil marsh]

nyxie I mean no harm but you’re only three inches taller

[hollow hill]

is that your dad?

[pure totem]

YOU are the surf board

[steady heron]

those 3 inches make all the difference

[winged spruce]

that's me bro, don't insult my dad

[cinder gorge]

Bro you is femboy then

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24856155

[hollow hill]

oh, I just thought he looked like you but kinda old, sorry man

[fossil marsh]

so a man would say ..

[pure totem]

Im black so it doesnt count

[rare oxide]

bro every chick i meet is shorter than me tho

[winged spruce]

he's thin as a straw

[steady heron]

She's trying to troll ME?

[cinder gorge]

I mean fr i don't care about that height shi jk

[hollow hill]

if god didn't care enough why should we

[rare oxide]

time for demonias

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/miles-edgeworth-edgeworth-ace-attorney-therapy-objection-gif-11090786849093986958

[fickle plank]

so what

[steady heron]

If God made biology, why does biology instinctively tell women to look for tall men

[hollow hill]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-16558003

[pure totem]

Why did god make my parents shorter than me

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/ssj4-wither-monkey-oh-really-gif-7316045615770918887

[cinder gorge]

You just look more imposing and impressive igs

[steady heron]

And there's more where that comes from

[lunar beacon]

Are you calling me a yandere?

[hardy prawn]

Cuz it's all genetics

[steady heron]

Are you?

[fossil marsh]

because it’s instinct for most animals to look for safety in a partner, so a man with a larger frame is physically safer to protect her

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-tyler-durden-film-thats-right-correct-gif-19792923

[lunar beacon]

am I?

[rare oxide]

whos gonna protect the guy then!

[steady heron]

I think you are a little, a little yandere is always good

[pure totem]

ohhhh so that's why I don't impress women

[steady heron]

me and you both

[hardy prawn]

Power of love

[steady heron]

have you ever seen a short bouncer?

[pure totem]

I gotta hit the gym and consume roids

[sharp knot]

not where im from

[steady heron]

As a gym goer, nothing changes. It is an eternal curse

[cinder gorge]

I mean yanderes are cool but like actual actual crazy ain't homie

[pure totem]

then I'll avoid the gym

[fossil marsh]

🤷‍♀️ in some species the roles are swapped and the female is larger and protects or even eats her mate. humans have progressed to have their own interests beyond instinct now

[rare oxide]

attackwife

[sharp knot]

bulk and gym consistently

[steady heron]

yeah but in this species the roles are like this, so

[rare oxide]

true, anglerfish have it even crazier hehe

[steady heron]

been there done that, nothing changes

[sharp knot]

if nothing changes you prolly doing it wrong

[cinder gorge]

Bruv you also gotta have good talk

[steady heron]

I didn't mean "nothing changes" as in I look the same, I meant that girls don't care

[hollow hill]

the balkans...

[pure totem]

as I recall, russian women are quite tall, tall enough for my liking

[hardy prawn]

R u training... For girls?

[steady heron]

I don't give a damn how tall a woman is but woman gives a damn how tall I am

[sharp knot]

ah, well fuh them, they missin out

go out to the club gang

[steady heron]

I am training to fend off the demons out of my head

[rare oxide]

you have to find the weird women that have a mask kink (subjectively, a lot of them)

[steady heron]

a what

[pure totem]

not my fault that's a societal norm

[rare oxide]

gintama mentioned????

[fossil marsh]

well women also search for personality and attitude rather than just appearance but I digress 🤷‍♀️

[steady heron]

that's like going to a fast food place to find healthy food bro...

[cinder gorge]

Bruv you just gotta find a woman that's taller with you and has a mommy kink lmao

[hollow hill]

yeah

[steady heron]

This is a myth, and I had no positive experiences confirming this either

[hardy prawn]

I was gonna say an inappropriate joke but I'm afraid 'karens' would be offended

[steady heron]

there are no karens here, only good women

[hollow hill]

just say the mods bro they don't mind

[rare oxide]

like the ones into the scream masks, ghost from cod, pyramid head, etc

[hardy prawn]

😭😭

[steady heron]

NO NO HELL NO YEAH NO NAHHHH

[fossil marsh]

I mean this very respectfully, but that is a narrow minded view to have. its object permanence; just because you haven’t experienced something doesn’t mean it magically doesn’t exist. I feel for you and hope you get to experience it someday

[rare oxide]

HAHAHAHA

[hollow hill]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H8IU9fCXzjM?feature=share
the kind of aspects of dating that are being discussed on offtopic

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omni-man-italian-invincible-title-card-gif-7144800794169918505

[old jasper]

those specific women are EVIL never go for them

[steady heron]

THIS OMG THIS. THIS THIS

[pure totem]

fr? so if I say I wanna kidnap a mod and put them in a wwm costume discord server they won't care?

[hollow hill]

most women I've met have those kind of "hear me out"s

[steady heron]

Trust me remmi, I hold no ill will against women, nor do I strive to be "narrow minded".

Let's just say I've seen things, and I hate having seen them, I hate that you're not right, and I wish you were right, but...you're not.

[hollow hill]

what...

[hollow hill]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-jesse-walter-white-gif-25245234

[steady heron]

I just wish you were right. So bad, more than you want to be right.

[rare oxide]

if we are talking about dating discourse i would say theres a huge divide between the genders rn on what theyre looking for in each other, i have women friends who are gorgeous but theyre fixated on the guy making 200k a year and pampering them while they fill the traditional role of staying home, and then i have guy friends who are fixated on "any girl will do" so the girl doesnt feel v special etc etc

[steady heron]

Hypergamy is real

[pure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-uma-musume-umamusume-dexter-doakes-gif-17192581696555553172

[fossil marsh]

🤷‍♀️ honestly suit yourself. if that’s what you’re so convinced in, then I wish you luck. nothing I say will change the mind of someone so pushed and stuck to believe in something

[hollow hill]

my dating advice is to not take dating advices, most people landed through RNG

[stark tide]

?

[old jasper]

i hate the concept of hear me out in general can we just bring back shame a little

[steady heron]

Trust, it took a lot of convincing to make me assume this terrific stance

[rare oxide]

i unironically had a pyramid head phase im ashamed to admit

[whole goblet]

Irene already took care of it.

[steady heron]

It wasn't just one.

[pure moon]

Dont break through so fast lol

[pure totem]

I lost my pity 2 times in a row, I hope 3rd times the charm

[hollow hill]

bring back, it never left we just can't do it on some websites

[stark tide]

ah, ty :)

[winged spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/humpback-whale-whale-onthe12thfloor-stan-twitter-gif-3446111347746334272

[pure moon]

There needs to be level up guide here on server

[rare oxide]

tru

[steady heron]

The important thing is to become better, and you did. Hats off to you

[winged spruce]

just open the game, you'll get 3 levels

[pure totem]

i'm speed, none can outrun

[steady heron]

But I've never seen that kind of light out of the tunnel in any girl who was "interested" in me

Nor any girl who was interested in my friends, nor the statistics, gosh the statistics.

[pure totem]

hi there what servers you play on

[hardy prawn]

It's the GOVERNMENT

[winged spruce]

we all had those bro, i still miss her it's been 52 years

[old jasper]

oh no you can like pyramid head i mean bro has a nice body for all i care it's just when they're actively detailing how much they like one character if you get the gist
i could care less what everybody like as long as it's legal i just want them to not be so gross or nsfw about it

[fossil marsh]

I don’t doubt it, which is why I do genuinely feel for you. I haven’t exactly had amazing experiences with men, so I know what it’s like to have so many doubts and disappointment. just please keep in mind that your mindset and how you present yourself does influence who will be drawn to you. I’ll leave it there so we don’t get into a big loop 🙂‍↕️

[stark tide]

the global server ;)

[steady heron]

he is....a mass murderer

[rare oxide]

oh god i know the type of people ur talking abt, yeah i think the fictional parasocial(?) people are too far gone

[pure totem]

dang, I cant dogwalk you

[steady heron]

No yeah trust me I understand you exactly. I speak of women because well, I like women, but men are NOT any better. Insufferable womanizers who cannot conjure what loyalty is even in concept

[rare oxide]

acktually 🤓 hes a manifeststion of guilt /sarcasm

[winged spruce]

catwalk instead

[old jasper]

if i side eyed every person who ever liked a fictional character who killed someone i'd have one eye looking the other direction from the other

[winged spruce]

bro talks luke he knows 100% of men and women

[steady heron]

I can't be bothered decoding this but I'll say that if I see a girl lusting after a fictional mass murderer, I'll see that as a red flag

[hollow hill]

well said goku black, good think you don't have any fictional characters that you like which are also murderers

[winged spruce]

not ready for what women like to read nowadays

[rare oxide]

i have a theory on this, and i think those people want someone who would be willing to kill for them because at that time thats what i found attractive

[steady heron]

If you took a simple glance at my profile, you'd know me and you aren't referring to the same Goku Black

[old jasper]

it goes to a point

[steady heron]

Hell, my pfp is a DEAD giveaway already

[pure moon]

Im 6,3 240lbs

[old jasper]

i can understand that

[tribal steeple]

Atp we need 2 off topics lol

[fossil marsh]

😭 where did you come from

[hollow hill]

which is?

[rare oxide]

this is reasonable

[steady heron]

This made me raise an eyebrow so now I will actually bother decoding what you said because you expressed understanding for my take

[pure totem]

well that was divine retribution, people always say let nature takes its course so if a god decided to do what he did then that would mean its all apart of the cycle of life.

[steady heron]

Can't send the link, tried, gets removed

[raw mauve]

Hmm

[steady heron]

Let's not find the idk in the idk, that thing people say. He's a bad guy, in the original verse

[pure moon]

YO MOMMA

[fossil marsh]

yo my long lost sibling???

[pure totem]

TU MADREEEEEEE

[hollow hill]

it is not a good thing, we as people often go against the cycle of life, let's not try to act like gods are perfect either

[pure moon]

Yes im your brother

[steady heron]

I did a lot of research in the psychology of the matter, and if I had one dollar for every single time my hope was shattered, I wouldn't be rich but I'd be able to buy myself a mortgage

[fossil marsh]

omg where have you been loca?

[steady heron]

But I'll say that it is a good part of the reason why I appreciate when I see girls like you so much lol

[winged spruce]

dating is forbidden here

[steady heron]

luckily I wasn't planning to do that?

[fossil marsh]

see in fiction that can be attractive but it’s kind of cringy asf irl 😭

[cinder gorge]

Naaaah takeover

[winged spruce]

i've played these games before

[steady heron]

Bro you are younger than me

[pure moon]

The moon

[steady heron]

fly me to the moon and let me play ??? the stars

[winged spruce]

bro i'm older than your oldest family member

[fossil marsh]

man without me? did you at least bring me a souvenir

[pure moon]

Elon musk cloned you at birth and put me here im your clone brotha

[steady heron]

now that's reaching

[amber hound]

No wonder the moon was so beautiful a few days ago 😳

[steady heron]

slick

[proud delta]

Ayo... It's a froggie.... Do you know what they do with froggies on the island . ,.

[pure moon]

SCY

[old jasper]

i think the true problem resides in the wall between fiction and reality and the fact people argue with it only when it benefits them but if we went there i'd go on a talk about the problems of the internet and im lowkey too lazy and tired for that right now. and especially not on a public server

[steady heron]

lit but the music is arse

[cinder gorge]

Nah hood type activities

[winged spruce]

unspeakable things?

[pure moon]

Is that the real scy

[rare oxide]

facts tho

[steady heron]

Also please don't do it with people in your car or during day. These things are done alone. Should you pass away, take only yourself.

[amber hound]

What if I'm the 9MW scy? 🥹 ||(Soon I will be, I hope we elect at the same time)||

[steady heron]

this is illegal in most countries

[winged spruce]

eating?

[hollow hill]

yeah well, I think your pfp has funny eyebrows

[steady heron]

speeding.

[old jasper]

knew i should've put the blue guy as my pfp

[pure totem]

ONLY if you get caught

[winged spruce]

yeah? then why cars can above twice the limitation?

[rare oxide]

omg are we rating pfp

[steady heron]

huh? I never said they can't, I said they should do it alone

[winged spruce]

facts

[hollow hill]

https://tenor.com/view/goof-penguinz0it-was-just-a-goof-gif-22331811

[steady heron]

yeah. I agree with this. I only speed at night on streets I know with no house pullways and with nobody in my car

[winged spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-da-ba-dee-90s-music-dance-im-blue-gif-20068334

[steady heron]

The day one of my car's tires gives out, I won't have any evil on my conscience

[fossil marsh]

idk I’ve always found it more attractive when a love interest in a book or story is gentle/soft for his lover; when he’s willing to resist his impulses and change into a better man. the “I would kill for you” trope is lowkey overused at this point

[cinder gorge]

Like i also own a relatively powerful car but if i do funky stuff then on empty streets

[winged spruce]

driving at night > driving at day

[cinder gorge]

Never around people I can actually hurt

[steady heron]

Then I'll need your signature on the "declaration of no responsibility" paper 😭

[pure totem]

pfp you say

[winged spruce]

so 100% of people?

[steady heron]

this one is lit asf

[winged spruce]

until you get an accident, yes

[cinder gorge]

Huh

[steady heron]

he's in a wide place, I can see. He ain't getting in an accident

[cinder gorge]

I mean i don't count myself on that

[winged spruce]

first second, someone was passing by, probably 20m

[steady heron]

could've never hit him

[rare oxide]

this is real, i love this for u queen

[steady heron]

unless the guy teleported. It's his first clip that I don't agree at all

[winged spruce]

how can you be sure? humans aren't perfect

and there are billions of proofs

[steady heron]

you should replace "aren't perfect" with "are suididal" because that's what it would take for that guy to get hurt in that situation

he should turn around and jump in front of the car

[old jasper]

the whole kill trope reminds me of the trope used for romance books now
just the whole dark romance is awful and horrid i dont know how anybody genuinely enjoys that

[fossil marsh]

nothing to love 😔. I doubt im gonna experience it, just something I yearn for

[winged spruce]

so if there was a problem, it would be the guy walking fault ? and not the guy in the car playing around in a place with people?

[steady heron]

What problem would there be, is the question

[winged spruce]

open google

[cinder gorge]

I would say drifting in public is kinda ehhhhhhhh not very good

[steady heron]

yeah pretty fire asf

[winged spruce]

reckless people smh my head

[cinder gorge]

It's dumb as hell lmao

[steady heron]

irrelevant statement. The guy in the clip was never going to get hurt, end of the argument

[steady heron]

it's fire tho, he did it safely too

[winged spruce]

you want me show you vids?

[steady heron]

of people speeding or drifting in places where numerous people are actually going back and forth? Sure, but it's off topic

[cinder gorge]

Nah city is no go for that

[steady heron]

I agree, but the spot he did it in seems pretty clean

[winged spruce]

nah, of people fooling around in cars and hurting random pedestrians

[steady heron]

so exactly what I said

[cinder gorge]

Yeah but he could fk the building up

[steady heron]

true 😭

[winged spruce]

it's okay bro, our bro here is right, no humans on car ever hurt pedestrian because they played around

[fossil marsh]

as a wide range of romance reader, I agree. dark romance is hard to get into because they literally write anything and slap on the label. I feel like that trope has to be written in a very specific way for it to not come off as cringy and lame. sometimes I’ll see it in a COLLEGE romance like sit down and do your homework bud you ain’t killing no one 🙁

[steady heron]

Just straight line fun

big no no

this is the safest way to do it

[sharp knot]

so like is no one on the aux

[cinder gorge]

Bro you just posting ragebait at this point

[pure totem]

yreeee

[steady heron]

Correct, so I can out myself and take nobody with me

maybe some wall will go with me though

[winged spruce]

so we can't ask for date in game but we can show reckless driving? interesting

[steady heron]

Bro lettio is the only one who's caring

I'm not even really arguing. I don't do reckless driving. I do speeding

[cinder gorge]

Hell yeah brother

[winged spruce]

lmfao

[steady heron]

Worst that can happen to me is hear sirens behind my ahh 😭

And I pull over at that point, no fight

[old jasper]

the problem is that every wanna be writer sees that dark romance somehow works and like you said, decide to just write it quickly with the key topics being a literal trigger warning list, if written well and not romanticized (which i can agree is hard cause its literally dark ROMANCE) it could be a good piece, maybe problematic because every content with topics like that gets questions asking if it's good enough to justify even writing that but literally all people write is slop

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[old jasper]

dont even get me started on the college hockey guy and ice skating girl oh my lord

[steady heron]

wait until you see the trauma bonding writes epidemic

[fossil marsh]

no literally it’s all slop lately, it’s gotten harder and harder to find an actual good romance 🙁. I blame booktok mostly, I feel like they’ve totally twisted what’s considered a “good” story and book

[steady heron]

maybe the true good romance was the boy/girl we never met along the way

[whole goblet]

I wonder, will u get the boat when that comes out? /gen

[steady heron]

reckless dancing bro be careful you might hurt someone with them moves

you see that girl was too close to you you might've kicked her and hurt her ankle 🤣

[old jasper]

its so bad, i think whats worse is that some of those books are what people define as the norm for romance and romance books

[lucid rose]

👋

[steady heron]

and what's even worse is that young girls normalize what those books say as "normal romance" in their heads, that's what they grow with, and you get the women that have cooked me

[old jasper]

i'd rather read sweet love that will make my teeth absolutely rot like atleast thats cute in the end but you will never catch me reading a book where the first sentence is something about a damn stalker or something

[fossil marsh]

like Haunting Adeline …

[steady heron]

Lmao I can already HEAR the hundreds of thousands of girls who would disagree so bad with this (they are far gone)

[verbal shuttle]

is there an update today?

[steady heron]

sure

[old jasper]

tomorrow if general chat is any right

[old jasper]

my sister has that book

[steady heron]

they see cute and sweet love as "boring" and they get tired of it. They WANT those negative interactions, it's INSANE

[fossil marsh]

I read a wide variety of romances, so I’m a bit flexible. but I cannot stand most of the “dark romances” marketed 💀

[old jasper]

i genuinely cannot stand these girls

[fossil marsh]

NOOO THEYVE GOT HER 💔

[steady heron]

YOU'RE RUSSIAN? NO WONDER BRO IS BASED

[steady heron]

Her sister is gone, yeah

[whole goblet]

Literally, so done with this toxic romance trope it's already bad irl let us have something wholesome please.

[steady heron]

2083659854

[whole goblet]

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[steady heron]

ID. My name is too long

[old jasper]

gave up on her long ago 💔

[winged spruce]

in 23h40, a lot of resets

[fossil marsh]

I’m okay with a romance having dark elements (setting, gray morals, etc), but when the love interest is doing heinous things TO THE MC I have zero interest in it

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/eren-jaeger-yeager-aot-attack-on-titan-gif-12412991666005911891

[verbal shuttle]

ugh, so JAN 9, not 8

[fickle plank]

psspsspsss

[old jasper]

yeah like we mentioned a bit it's just horrible how it affects how people see relationships as a whole as if it wasnt already bad

[fossil marsh]

psspsssppsss

[winged spruce]

pims

[fickle plank]

yo what's up ranni

[whole goblet]

THISSSSSS

[steady heron]

Oh but he's just being "mysterious", you know?

[amber hound]

Can't say for sure, I don't even know what tomorrow will be 😭

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-goku-black-trunks-decent-human-gif-5419988302959001910

[steady heron]

me asf to those girls in my head

[winged spruce]

golden

[whole goblet]

LMAO. Fair enough, I wonder what it's gonna be too.

[candid tangle]

👋

[old jasper]

heinous things that dont even bring anything to the plot too
like even if it did bring to the plot i'd raise an eyebrow cause weird plot but like
most of those books make the male interest do horrid stuff just for the fun of it at this point

[fossil marsh]

he gonna remain mysterious when I toss the book in a dumpster fire

[steady heron]

Like HOW how do girls romanticize that, why are those, HOW are those books even popular???????? It means THEY WORK

[fossil marsh]

hiii we’re ranting about dark romance books

[fickle plank]

uhh, okk then

[old jasper]

yeah what truly baffles me is how much sales those bring

[fossil marsh]

I get enjoying the mysterious vibe, but there needs to be actual mystery. it can’t just be that bro kills people and is so emo and broken

the writing quality and creativity of all these romance books as plummeted

[steady heron]

I've looked into it, you know, the psychology of it all. I'm not directly studying for it like remmi, and that's what surprises me about her. She should also be aware, she should recognize my struggle, but she goes like "it's narrow minded" no..it isn't

[amber hound]

That doesn't sound bad tbh, everyone is into this or that person - and I am exception on that matter myself. ||But man... Getting along with people is great... What if I was getting along with people instead of being with my wife? 😭||

[steady heron]

And I swear I lost all hope, I lost pretty damn next to all hope, it's over, next generation is toasted, cooked, deep fried

[cold sage]

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/stargirlep-gif-24600082

[whole goblet]

Abuse is more common in real life than we think, it's basically cope reading those books. Hence why the sales. That's what I think though.

[fossil marsh]

I am not taking this bait bc you’re js cherry picking my words 🙁

[steady heron]

I'm half serious and half baiting ngl. You never really...stated that you can SEE what I'm talking about

You didn't validate nor attack my take, which is not the right thing to do, considering I'm effectively right

[fossil marsh]

ngl Ive noticed a lot of the sales are just middle aged women in unhappy or unfulfilling relationships

[steady heron]

You study psychology, you more than ANYONE should see and understand this hell I'm seeing

[old jasper]

its kinda why i tend to like mangas more as a content rather than book (i do read stuff my eyes just get tired easily and i can't visualize much in my head 💔 ) or actual televised series , of course theres slop in every genre on entertainment but i feel like its just easier for me to sort out the slop from what i eventually like in mangas

[steady heron]

My niece eventually became a wattpad addict. I saw her transitioning slowly from a good, proper girl to...something else.

[old jasper]

yeah ive seen that too

[old jasper]

be glad she's staying on wattpad and not going on ao3 or tumblr yet😭

[fossil marsh]

because it’s not something to neither validate nor attack 🤷‍♀️. you’ve had negative experiences that have shaped your percieved world, so your truth and what is “right” is different. but that doesn’t mean that you are right by generalizing things about women just because it’s your experience with them

[steady heron]

That's the neat part, I can't KNOW if she's there already, because we cut ties

[steady heron]

"perceived" world? There's no "perception" about this, just terrific reality. You could be right that I'm generalizing, but what else is there left to do if I see 3 good women every 1000????

[winged spruce]

dark sasuke

[steady heron]

I'm not even only talking about women, men are the same terrific sight to my eyes. NOBODY is good

[winged spruce]

bro must be 15

[steady heron]

When I was 15 I didn't even know these things

[fossil marsh]

understanding and agreeing are two different things. I understand you as someone who’s also been hurt, but I don’t necessarily have a negative view of men (women in your case)

[winged spruce]

how old now?

[steady heron]

7 years later, I keep being disappointed

[steady heron]

If I had a negative view of women, we probably wouldn't be talking

[whole goblet]

You're 22, you'll be fine. Worry about more important matters than seeing some bad apples.

[winged spruce]

you're still young, you still have more ways to be dissapointed

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-you-could-be-right-your-so-right-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-10575848898291048430

[covert fulcrum]

I think you still can get along with people while having a wife just gotta be more intentional with how much time you dedicate for each

[fossil marsh]

see this is where your psychology research has failed you, unfortunately. everything you see is built on perceptions and beliefs. “reality” is a somewhat loose term that intertwined with your own perceptions as well as what is going on in the world

[steady heron]

If that perception aligns with what is reality, then it is no longer a perception, it is insight, a truth of matter. I will only ever meet 1000 people in my lifetime. If only a handful of those are compatible girls, what are the odds of me meeting any of them?

[winged spruce]

there is only 1 truth

pizza can have fruits on it, open your mind

[steady heron]

It's all a game of odds. I don't deny that there are thousands, millions of good girls, but out of ten billion people, out of the 1000 I will meet, who's to say I will meet even one?

[cold sage]

[old jasper]

i don't like generalizing people, everyone can be wrong or right in the eye of one or the other. theres just a matter of where general morality lies when it comes to judging people as a whole

[fossil marsh]

you literally implied earlier that it’s a myth women also search for personality and that you believe they only look at appearance; is that not a negative view? 🤷‍♀️

[whole goblet]

I know you're trolling but pineapple is delicious.

[old jasper]

im lowkey starting to fry my brain reading this tho

[winged spruce]

1000 is a lot of people for 1 life

[steady heron]

Yeah I'm unironically highballing it. The odds are even lower

[winged spruce]

i am not trolling, i'm open minded, as we all should be

[cold sage]

Fruit should never be on pizza in my opinion

[whole goblet]

I do not recommend going in further, unless I can use it to fry a potato.

[steady heron]

Also you have to add the interest odds. I could meet a good girl, but what are the odds of her having interest in me? Yet another variable. Mi bombo

https://tenor.com/view/mi-bombo-gif-3694488553566820895

[winged spruce]

of you finding a wife? nah we all can find it

[steady heron]

I'll try again when I respawn

[winged spruce]

bro you 22, not 98

[steady heron]

The drop rates in this world are worse than wwm

[old jasper]

i dont think i'm gonna try to fry my brain to a boil unfortunately

[winged spruce]

you italian per chance?

[steady heron]

Bro my mom and dad found each other at 15 and they were married by 17, they lived the thick of it together, they had the love I begged God to have, but I can't have it, it's already too late for that, no teenage love

[whole goblet]

Damnit... What the hell do I do with my fry now?

[cold sage]

Nope.

[old jasper]

i dont like fruit on pizza but only for one reason
i dont like pineapples

[steady heron]

This is...a fundamentally different time to live into

[winged spruce]

you need to understand that today dating is nothing like old people dating, you gottz move with your time

[winged spruce]

open your mind then, try new things

[steady heron]

Yeah and I REFUSE to accept today's dating. It's not even relationships anymore, it's situationships, the knowing curve is all tangled up, set up to FAIL. I'd rather die alone really

[covert fulcrum]

How old are you if you don't mind me asking?

[winged spruce]

a lot of people are dating, you just generalise to a few you see

[whole goblet]

It was said above, he's 22.

[steady heron]

Bro I have another friend in Russia, I might run over there, just give me 1 year to save up money. I need to run away from this wretched place

[cold sage]

Ive tried. I fins it disgusting and dont think it belongs

[fossil marsh]

perception ≠ insight. perception is about noticing the world through your senses and preconceptions (so your beliefs), while insight is about understanding the underlying contexts (understanding)

as for the second part, who knows if you’ll meet her? but just because it isn’t certain does not mean the possibility isn’t present. possible is quite literally the opposite of impossible

[steady heron]

all the people dating are just government ragebaits and they actually hate each other

• a meme

[covert fulcrum]

Ah didn't scroll up that far ahead haha but it does explain lots of his mindset lol

[steady heron]

I'll jump to the conclusion. It's impossible.

[winged spruce]

you'll find her the moment you least expect it

[whole goblet]

Yeah, can't say much but it seems like something he needs to let go off and step out of his mind. He can't be convinced by just some cute people on the internet unfortunately.

[steady heron]

How do I find a girl on a navy boat (I'm gonna be drafted in 4 months)

[old jasper]

lettio's frog oil

[amber hound]

Ye, thats true. However being aware of our own limits can still ensure we dont end up breaking hearts ... Man im breaking 4 hearts in velvet in like 2hrs... Dont follow my example. ||Im heading into 9MW to meet the other me ||

[steady heron]

https://tenor.com/view/eren-eren-yeager-eren-jaeger-eren-crying-lonely-gif-17059929383027568607

[winged spruce]

play wwm for 4months and hope a female mc is a girl behind

[winged spruce]

it's not for sale, how dare you