#💬off-topic
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real talk here, why is there an archer in the first town you meet that has a super cool bow skill, but we can't get it
I’m eating a chocolate cookie
Yup! And an ova. There is an artstyle shift tho
I'm craving Christmas cookies
I just bought some grinch sugar cookie ones
I am craving so good sleep
whats classed chritsmas cookies?
crepe cakes are the best dessert
Yall had crème brûlée cheesecake?
gts
I'm craving Christmas cookies
Ok maybe i should look it up again then
i am craving something I can't tell here
I'm craving some good music.
Tf is this 😭
Say it
What genres do you usually listen to?
Time to blast some naughty beats
Nuh uh
Why not
Don't be scared we got your back
I'm really into psytrance 😄
i forgot
You and me both! Excited for Christmas?
Lies
I like attack on titan
trues
dawg what is this...
No
Sorry I might have been late to the anime discussion..
Bro got scared
You know what, not something I normally listen to, but rebecca black who did Friday has done some interesting electronic if thay counts. Any recommendations?
you didn't lose too much
That's sad.
@cobalt geyser try listen to ts
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I got one for you.
I'm excited for something else
Wwm
New Years eve? Cuz samesies 
20+
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dooododododo
how old are you
Cats age faster
20
why?
owaaa
20 in cat years is very old
granny cat
But I've really been getting into a Japanese producer who goes by Spectra Sonics. It's slammy, and groovy very good if you like psytrance.
hehe one of my cats is nearing 13
My cat is 12!
i cat is 22
I can fw this. Kind of reminds me of jet set radio music. Also pump the jam is awesome XD
It's a killer track. It's a bit more bouncy then traditional psytrance. Very dancefloor friendly.
wait you or your cat?
Both
no way !!
That's very 2012 Taylor Swift of you
Haha my bad, she released a song called "22" in her album Red
oh lol
I don't think I could tell you one Taylor Swift song :>
i wish i could say the same
Love song?
I didn't care for her either, but my wife dragged me to an Eras Tour showing and all the people dancing and singing was kind of cool. They all cried too which was amusing
I liked her when she was country but that’s the last time I listened to her
archer
I don't know who Tyler is
Went and saw Earth Wind and Fire back in August. That was a fun show.
They’re still alive?
Longtime artists trying not to change challenge level: impossible
oh my gosh i love them so much !!!!!
Like 3 of the founding members, not the lead singer unfortunately he died back in 2016 I think.
very sad
Ever noticed that Machop has a tail?
Was still a great show though.
Bulba bulba
I have two Pokémon packs I’m trying to be patient about and wait till I’m home to open them :P
TELL ME YALL EQUALISER CURVE
I hope you draw the ultra super special rare :]
Ooh okay I remember one of them did die
Thank you ^-^ I got a really pretty lopunny from my last pack!!
Depends. Recorded stuff I leave flat, all the mastering has been done in the studio, no need to boost it.
I actually keep it in my purse
Yeah, wouldn't it also be very hardware dependent?
Mmmm
That makes sense. I'm out here just hoping the previous home owner did the theater setup right, cause I don't want to spend the effort to do anything lol
I hav earphones and i don't know allat
You know for sound, for a theater I'm honestly very impressed with the sound bars. They have some crazy throw.
Oooooh got any particular standouts? I might grab one for the TV upstairs
I mean if you have good earphones or iems do you even need to mess with eq?
We have the Bose one, not sure the model, but it packs a punch.
I'm kinda stuck with what I got for the theater room, cause the prev owner built it into the ceiling and behind the projector
Those give you insane ear boogers
I saw the option so I wanna mess it up
dw i listen at 40% audio
im not much of an audiophile but I recently got a new phone and im literally astounded by the quality of the speakers
O.o Watching "The Mean One." On Tubi... 😆 Fricken movie about The Grinch as Serial mdk-er! 🤣
Is the wiring exposed, or is it in the walls/ceiling?
Phone speaker audio quality has def gotten better in the past decade. Probably from all the maniacs listening to music full blast on the subway
fr lmao
Integrated 😭 so I'd have to knock out the dry wall
I miss when phones had 3.5mm audio outputs.
Where the cables vanish into the wall, is there foam or something to seal it?
Aside from the forward facing speakers, yes. When my fiber optic tech came in to run fiber he was like... I ain't going through any of that
Meow meow
Ughhhhh
ppl got iem now but still use those drivers containing 3.5 to c something i don't remember that name

😛😛😛😛
I’ve genuinely been thinking about picking up a lightning to 3.5mm for my iPhone. But I will admit I like my AirPods !
Not an impossible task, but you'll have your work cut out for you if something breaks or you want to expand thats for sure.
Yeaa wires are a mess
Airpods pro are well reviewed even by audiophiles though
Apple makes a surprisingly good bang for the buck usb to 3.5mm dac dongle. I am also embarrassed to say that my wife's airpod max sound good to my ears
My day job is part audio engineering.
Or are you using those super old ones
Hehe my AirPods are Gen 2
That's awesome!!! Haha I'll def hit you up if I have some questions
Of course, happy to help when I can.
Maybe I only have the ears for gaming but i think so far my airpods pro 2 are great compared to other stuff ill probably buy the three once they get cheaper
@tame junco is twink and a femboy
I have some closed ear Audio Technicas I love. They have a cable though.
Audio is a very personal thing too. The shape of our physiology and music taste can alter what we find enjoyable
Mods love that kind of stuff
And I don't like putting things in my ears, so I've never been a fan of the pod type headphones.
It's true don't worry Abt it
Ayyyy me too. I usually rock open back hd560s when needed
Hey people
Yeah I’m someone that uses things till they break so if my AirPods eventually break I’ll happily buy AirPods again.
Work just ordered me some expensive headphones, but they have to stay at work. 😄
Same, nothing gets replaced until they break 
I’ll PAY someone to make me a character appearance because my UI is bugged and DOESNT work. Dm me if interested (THE APPEARANCE IS SPECIFIC TO AN IMAGE)
I currently have zero:2s, airpods pro 1&2, and a logitech g pro wireless headset, with the headset being the worst but most usable for gaming
Share the pic first lol
okay meow meow
Check dms
asking this in off topic chat of all channels is a bit of a curious thing

offtopic allows WWM topics as well, it's fine
gaycob
I'm getting down at my computer. Bangers playing today. 
Fair but with how I handle my stuff Ill never replace parts then lmao
There’s payment involved that’s y
i know it’s just a lil funny
woah 3rd eye??
I sorted the board
watcha mean broham?
I don't think the third eye is possible, the rest is pretty doable
stoopid
Ah, sorry, forgot not everything is allowed in every country, even thought the video I shared was a chinese guy showing shao lin stuff ;/
I heard audeze Maxwell are good at gaming and good enough at music, but definitely sounds like you've already chosen your hardware with purpose 👍
U can mess around with tattoos to make a mark
Wukong 🔥
Yea I was thinking about it, but it won't look that realistic... will try it out
Aight ty
True
Huh wat a boring ahh day 😞🥀
But its probably negligably better no? Since it still uses BT+2.4ghz if its wireless, which has a limit no?
That’s why I’m still using my iPhone XR! It gets slow and laggy just infrequently enough for me to not be able to justify replacing it. Heh
Do something exciting now before it's too late
My phone literally freezes and forces me to restart it, if it helps you feel better LMAO
I think it also supports wired. Sound is definitely diminishing returns
It midnight rn
burp
Oh my. Mine just slows to a crawl when multitasking or using the camera.
You can have one of my beers. :]
dododododo
There's that and Celestial Vanguard also has a face makeup with an eye that looks every similar to the one on his forehead. Idk if it'll actually align with the urna bead(?) From the Ephemeral Beauty(?) Skin
how is your battery life? Mine barely lasts a day (barely using it)
Make tomorrow extra exciting to make up for how boring today way
Ye sure
Baby Shark?
It's made with blood orange. Super tasty.
Has no space on it but I only text call and discord on it rly. Battery could be better tbh. I unplugged it at 100% 3 hours ago and it’s on 50% with moderate use
oh true !
Hell nah tomorrow gonna be worse day of my life my dad taking everyone to the farm 😭🙏
Yeah idk then, supposedly the zero:2s are good but they feel similar to the logitech
I just keep a charger in my purse 😬
You take care of your stuff
Lol interesting! What kind of farm?
If I use mine for like 1-2 hours straight, it gets from full to 30-40% (using discord)
If it can be consumed it shall be consumed
Are you on contract with your phone?
oo i wanna give it a shot just for fun… but my ava is female i dont think i can swap to male for cc 🙁
What's wrong with going to the farm?

Hmmm true, I'm not sure how that works
Some maize farm he planted 🥀
bruh whenever i play music i feel like mumma is screaming my name
Haven't seen you in forever 😭
How are we?
Remember when the family said the dog went to the farm?
As a Midwesterner, I am compelled to be interested by Maize
WTF
No internet and working too much
It’s ai
Hello from Wisconsin :]
Nope :3
Hardworking cat
Is the cheese worth the hype?
omg the animation thing in your profile is really cool
I do! Had my iPhone like 6 years and it’s in pretty great condition because of cases and screen protectors.
Well you can go to a different month/month provider and they'll give you a free phone for switching your number over when it's time to get a new phone.
...what are you're trying to tell me? My dogs are all fine ahaha, they're helping farmers with their sheep and all, right?
woah
I mean cheese is cheese. But everywhere you got eat has cheese curds on the menu. 😄
Hii! I have been very busy with school so that's why I haven't been very active here
How are you?
Yh but I'm not compelled by maize or any thing farm like 🥀 still appreciate the farmers for keeping us alive though 😼✌️
I crave cheese, also my wife tried Culvers for the first time last month and is all about it now
I try not to replace things unless I really can’t use it anymore. I’ve dropped this phone in the toilet twice 😭
😄
Did it smell good?
What kinda question is that go sit in the corner
Well just something to keep in your back pocket when it's time.
I should be very busey with uni 
I hope school is going great for you, sweets
Completely completely, don't let anyone make you think otherwise
The shuriken effect?
Okay 😔
Keeping my phone in my back pocket is how I dropped it in the toilet 😭
yes
I meant the advise about getting a cheap new phone. lol
ZNW78sEu
Haha, yeah it's going alright. Only 5 days left until christmas break which is awesome. I can't wait!
Neck very stiff
omg same
💀 who keeps his phone in the back pocket
Hmmmmn not comfortable
very uncomfy, need neck massage fr
front pockets are too shallow 😭
I keep my phone on a belt clip 🤓
Who doesn't?
In Africa they say a witch is choking you 😭🙏🥀
Yeah, I also like it
Women’s jeans either have comically small front pockets or no front pockets
Who does
Oh right, sorry women, I forgot your pants are weird 🫡 My apologies
I hope they're not making you write too many tests 😭
Make sure to rest a lot or you will get a little burned out
I keep my phone in one of those glock cases so I can pull it out quickly to show identification if a cop pulls me over
I keep it in my jacket/front pocket .cant trust it being anywhere else without it getting snatched.
Where do you keep your phone, Mr Joe?
Classy
when i move my neck round and round it make sound like rough dust being grinder between two stone wheels...
I don't think I even have front pockets on most of my jeans
ive never once done that, maybe its because i live in a 3rd world country and it will surely get stolen if i do that lmao
baggy jeans lowkey changed the game though.. i do have decent pockets on those
omg oomfie i love pokemon cards
I have 4 tests next week, idk if I'm going to surive that
It seems your days are numbered
You got this champ.
AHAHAHA
Go back to studying mewto
How do u heat your hands during winter them?
with yo momma 🤣
Kinda jealous 😭
Do you heat your hands during winter?
I have a test tmr and I'm lazy 🥀
sorry that was rude...
putting them in my friends neck & shoulder loll
oi im sorry
Difficult ones? 😭
Is that legal?
I shall give you this present, since I know you'll treasure it well
LOLLLLL
omygodz i got owned
You can save it and use it, my son
Mom jokes are so outdated
That's the exact reason they're funny
I wanna open these packs rn so bad but I’m trying to wait till I get home just in case I get something good I can immediately sleeve it
this one had good comedic timing so it passes
Yuji and who?
They can be in the so bad it swings back to good tier of joke
Amen, brother. I apologise for my ignorance. 😔
Did you even understand anything from that? lmao
Not the hardest tests but still...
4 tests in 5 days
I was being sarcastic check my bio
I didn't bother reading tbh.
💔 you got me
Your momma jokes still land when they're subtle and come out of nowhere.
Mahito
Classics
kinda like "That's what she said"
Is ts tuff
🤰
I guess it's funny if you have read the manga
i love a good deez nuts joke i’m not going to lie…
WHY CAN'T USE THE MAN PREG EMOJI 😭 😭 😭
Illegal
In my later years I've become quite fond of dad jokes. Especially when everyone groans afterwards 😄
Right I tried that earlier hahaha a mod must be a pregnant man here
hits too close to home for mods
Punishment from all your "gaycob"
the number of times that i’ve fallen for an imagine dragons joke…
Does anyone know by any chance how to find your own profile ID in bf6 
Maybe he's a seahorse typing from an aquarium
gaycob
I actually know the reason
Like: I used to have a hokie pokie problem; but I turned myself around 😄
1984 fr
Spill the beans
man I wish we had mods picked by china for this discord server
what is it
Way before the game was released, we used to have an active member... I forgot her name but she was the one who made the goose emojis. And she was a proud member of the mpreg sect
who picked the mods
You can figure the rest yourself 
This junior is in awe at senior sister's cultivation 
They silenced the creator of the geese? :(
You can search her up in the server tho
I don't understand
Can't be silly anymore tsk tsk tsk
Nah she left because some stuff
she drawed a male goose pregnant
How do you tell is a goose is male or female...
Actually maybe it wasn't because her but because someone kept using these emojis here? Who knows
Whats tsk tsk tsk even mean
It means she's copying me
A series of riddles.
Ohh thanks
I wanted to add the explanation as well but too slow
one big lead 😭 😭
yuh uh you can always be your silly self silly 
You did something you shouldn't have.
You're too sweet, thank you 
Ohh thanks I saw someone tell me ts but didn't understand at the time
Are geese or ducks the ones with the messed up peepee? Or is that both?
now as sweet as you sweetie pie
❤️
oh no hani is here everyone hide
I beg your finest pardon


It's a corkscrew
😭
I wanted to play the game but this chat is better ngl
@hallow sun who are you matching gooner
No problem. I know not everything translates well.
oh i think its both no? if not then ducks
both so peak 🥹
I’m playing OSRS when I get home
Huh wdym I'm not matching anyone I'm just sakuta in Christmas hat
Fr i wanna sleep😭
ask them their pronounds ofc
spell it properly
what's that? 
Then why don't you go to sleep lmao
Okay, Shadow Wizard Money Gang
okay rat
as you said, chat is very spicy but everyone kinda holding back
someone wants to not hold back and be full freaky I see 
Not a goose, but close enough
i erm uh erm
Why do you have that kind of knowledge, twin?
🤣🤣🤣
Shush your toe nails are red
that's me
speaking of rats, I just beat the Dao Lord earlier, first try too 🐀
Can you name the movie?
Wait until you google a female hyena
I'm sure they live for this merch
Old School RuneScape
You win the gold star. Good job.
hey that's me
because its messed up bahahhaha
Female hyena are male hyena
why do you know that... hm?
This is just cool.
agartha lore
I see someone googled it
Jon is my nr. 1 OnlyRats supporter
ONLYRATS LMAOO
(can i join...?)
what in the black magic david star pro max
Hi dash ☺️
I forget the artists name, but they do a bunch of stuff like this. It's neat.
How are we today?
here's another.
yeah, bio energetic vortex
I'M DYING LMAO
Homework but good other than that
ohh is that the thing you had a necklace thing of in your cosplays? 
Not done yet? What time is it for you?
Weirdly enough I understand both of these pictures
do not google female hyena, do not look for dragon car in discord gifs
Wtf why is that gif on there
I guess we're friends then :]
what they mean?
female hiyenas got a pp too 
It's about cultivation, these are the meridians and the core in the dantian
i did it
It's not that big honestly, discord gifs used to have way spicer things
Of course.. here's a little pretaste 🫦
shwaty
🐀 😍
Dasha, I want my money back
woah woah 😳
Dang, she thicc.
😭
can we pet that dawg
No refunds!
hello there new one 
I wish, but the game is racist against dogs
The fact that we can't pet dogs is a crime
hallo :)
nope, pretty sure the devs hate dogs or thought that we shouldn't show empathy to food
Damn, you went there 😄
this game would be perfect if we can pet the dog
12:49 in the afternoon
how are you mademoiselle? 
Nah we need cat as pet 🐶
I asked myself the same question a few days ago
I figured it was because they didn't want to add in another thing for us to do to 100% an area.
i’m doing great! thank you :p how’s your day going?
idk who would even complain
Finding all the chests is annoying enough >.<
No I don’t have any OSRS stuff :(
I forgot, you did cosplays?
that's great and you're welcome 
my day is alright ig, thank you mademoiselle
Get the passive, it's gold
I mean I wouldn't mind, the map guides are pretty easy to use, and finding the cats is pretty easy with them.
How do I go to jail in ts game I killed some random npc with and stole his horse but still nothing happened
there there
Dog: Yumyum
Whats it do? Because i spent an hour looking for the last chest in Kilnfire Ridge yesterday and still couldn't find it :[
if you really want to go to jail just attack a guard in kaifeng and let them down you
you are my pet cat
It shows all the chests in the minimap
lots protien dunno why bonk doesnt let me eat morgan ive been tenderizing him for years now 
I will look into that the next time I log in.
Anybody els having issues streaming this game or have issues using to monitors trying to move from one to the other without shutting the game down????
I did that but they all ganged up on me and killed me it was the palace guards 😭
@lone palm you can send gifs after you reach level 5 also you can send in DM if you want 
ESC > Develop > Details -> go to the life stats tab and to their skills, and it's one at the bottom side (tier 3)
skill issue...
Thanks my man ❤️
aye!!! imagine i sent a dancing cat because i don’t have pic perms 😭
relationships are about compromises
You can't eat Morgan 
okay got it 🤣
5'5 daddy
Any fans of the (fictional) Mount Hua sect here?
Not rly … I’ve worn some anime inspired outfits like the My Hero Academia and Dress Up Darling uniforms to cons. Life got in the way and I stopped tho, I’ll start again maybe next year.
Not even sure what that is.
waiting on that Christmas dress 
Yap with us 
Do u have scorpion as ur friend
Tell him I didn't get hacked he thinks I got hacked caus I change my name 🤦
i think i’m lvl 2 :c
You have to save the gif to your computer and send it like a picture. Can't use the discord built in gif generator.
gotcha, a runescape cosplay would go hard tho
js a dd him
another anime I should watch
it's okay just type here a lot and you'll reach there soon
@cobalt geyser the Mount Hua sect is a fictional sect in wuxia stories, and their martial arts are all about cherry blossom, it's pretty beautiful
He thinks I'm a hacker 😭🙏💔
Just forget it
That's pretty neat. The most I know about wuxia is from Stephan Chow movies.
Heavenly demonic cult
why are you so cute sometimes 😭
OH I CAN SEND STICKERS
You people are playing a wuxia game, you know that, right? 😭

what's wuxa
won't be saying that after hearing my voice
@lunar pike can confirm
Wuwa
I've always been a fan of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms story too.
the sound a sword makes when you swing it
wait did you have some preexisting crimes before you went to attack them? when they downed me they took me to prison 😭
Rizz them up
I'm using the discord ones tho
ohh
Well lucky you, mine always get banned ;_;
No they straight up just killed me and I respawn out of the city
He also has the cute card in his deck
😄
It would!!!
oh it works now 😮
Wat is unc even doing 😭💔
looking forward to it 
Beggar sect martial arts
That's the ancient art of crack-shu
crack shoe
LMFAO
Thats the sound of me farting
There was a fighting game that came out back in the day called "Shaq-fu"
😔 🥀
and Shaq was the main character.
You js made that up
I kinda wish I did...
it's real, I was there
so real
not real we only have dogs in elden ring which is also not a dog
Back when video games were the wild west.
Yo ma ppl
The harem sect got unlocked
Hows things and news on the game
Can I marry ts woman ❤️🩹🌹
You can fix her
Why do you want to marry someone so evil
Real 🥹
Yi Dao can fix me
You getting pgg
I mean she was kinda justified in her revenge.
no thats my wife
too bad he remained back in the blissful retreat 🙂
She didn't have to kill you know who
Problem is not about marriage its ts is short of trans.ik that he means (this)by typing ts
Yeah, I mean I get the point of the story, it was well told, but she wasn't evil just for the sake of it I guess is what I'm getting at.
I REFUSE
The process was evil tho
True. Obsession over revenge is a good theme in most stories.
😐the guys said he want to marry ts woman and ts= trans not this
ts means this shi...
As long as you guys let Aunt Han to me, all good
wtf gacob is all sparkly now
he cultivated too much
I used the 10k orbs I had to buy some decorations
Idc Abt her motive she got soo much aura and she's hot 🥵🔥
fair nuf
💀💀well its his own life at the end
Needs to eat a few cheeseburgers imo.
Kills a child intentionally
People: Wow this girl is so hot

Shes ugly af
this is the kinda stuff @vernal sky was talking about with Makima Fans
I thought it only means this...
Yes bro she can fix me 🥹🌹
Yeah
Oh, I thought it was mechanical bird lady.
TikTok knowledge
You people are beyond salvation
even the 💩 looks better than her
Murong yuan ❤️
and you don't seem to understand, too bad you seemed an honest man
I'm a makima fan how did u know 🙀
if i were not a healer i would be farming tf out of qianye/heartseeker instead of zheng e just so i could beat her up
thinking about my first and last pitch pot game against a random player and i had 0 pts and he had over 200 😭
Yeah, I really liked that quest.
Pitch Pot is my OPP.
the smell of your pheromones
But her boss fight was a pain >.<
Does the game add 1 inch punch skill ?
I mean there's sneaky death touch move.
We need something like that in future
OPP?
Thats for stealth but we want one for fighting
She's still hot 🥵🔥
Muffin
Well they have to balance it to not be OP in PvE or PvP.
same 😓
Makima goated y'all hating for no reason 😭💔
So you'd probably be upset it doesnt do half the health bar 😄
what are pheromone
she's getting slimed lil bro
Chemicals released by the body
I hope they add in Drunken Boxing. That would be awesome.
Welp its depend like if u r upgrading it kt should be op
what it does
bro how are you 21 and don't know shi
22
Nah uh 😡 denji worst mc oat if he slimes her out idc more worse than that fraud yuta 😭
I guess there is drunking skill
can cause you to be attracted or repulsed by someone or something
ok ok I see what you did there, the yuta stray kinda makes this argument lowkey valid
ohhh
classic
U need to drunk 5 times to unlock it if i remember well
I also don't know wat they r I just replied 😹
Real
look up pheromone maxxing
Pheromones are chemical signals released by organisms to trigger specific social or physiological responses in others of the same species
oof 
💀💀there is a person have most knowledge called google
And another one called chat gpt like why asking if u can get the answer 
Opp as in opposition as in enemy as in I hate pitch pot.
I offer my bod- myself to help with any life minigame 🫡
Opp=over power p...ssy
wanna play pitch pot 😃 (jk)
Huh
Chatgpt fell of bro I'm now correcting it 😭💔
Gemini running circles around chatgpt
I use Google mostly
yeah it was brutal HAHAHA
btw what levvel are you? 
pitch pot is my favourite mini game 🙁
Skill issues
shush
I don't think I got a favorite one but pitch pot nice
Lol jean look soo dumb
Okay do my pitch pot for me and I’ll cook you dinner
i didn’t know people hated it till i saw all the signposts
Deal, add me to the game
alright goonnight everyone
in my case it's until I saw people in this chat just now lol
where do you think you're gooning to
G.n sleep well
and have a goose dreams
i am inside blanket
hi inside blanket, I'm Mihai
I'll take that deal 
40! i need to breakthrough solo mode to raise lvl cap it says
I am not home :(
the most desperate simp in history vs the most desperate simp of today
💀💀 thats a copyright
oh good job, yeah you need to breakthrough
nah it's a fair deal
You went already to buy the ingredients to cook me dinner? wow that's dedication. Tomorrow it's fine
Time to watch some videos
yeah
yesyes what lvl are you?
The offer goes to everyone btw, if anyone need help with any life minigame, just let me know
play my chess games…
I hate wwm chess
I can, but from what I remember, you don't get anything from it?
i like to 100% regions
@stiff mason We have matching borders 
I think you do, I've seen a video of someone blocking guards in an area to play chess with an npc
If only you knew someone who is good at wwm chess 😔
it’s a sign… 💍
are you on right now?
So far I only do them to get the inner art chest which comes with affinity
noo not rn ill drag you to come play my chess games later 😇
It's 10pm, later I'll be sleeping lol
I lost 30 game and win 4
Can't the chess just play itself? 😮💨
Nope, but seriously, it's pretty easy
They r hard af and sometimes they dont let u snatch the king
what’s your ign i’ll hit you up when you’re online
"gacob"
I haven't won a single one 
64 cuz I didn't have time to get to 65 I was just like 1 sword trial or something away 
Need a teacher? lmao
i don’t know how to break out of a stalemate in wwm chess 😭
😅😅 i was won when i have cannons cause they move from the sideand can hit the king
we just go back and forth over and over again till i throw my coin and forfeit
same like when you're both moving your pieces to nowhere
Let me log in and get to a chess game lol
Click the quit button 😂😂😂?
I'll explain the basics
@stone vector
Me when chess
stealing your gifs ty
Rules r clean the body guard protect king
And some can protect the sides
Cannons move from the sides
@short sigil are you bored
ok but what abt when the chess pieces are in chinese wtf do i do then
Dont let yr king face the other king i guess thats hownit work but sometimes its bugged the enemie king keep move and back snd st the same time u cant hit that king 🥲🥲🥲 and that's where am i struggling
Did someone say chest
Before you start the game, there's an option to change it to icon
LOL
Google lens to translate it
looking for a group to get the last few boss talents, anyone want go together?
Show me screenshot of the game when it happens and I'll tell you why lol
np take as much as you want
?
ofc
damn that’s high though 😞 may i add you? i need friends </3
When i play it again i will
I'm a genius, I opened the game but didn't get in
Oops wrong tag my bad
Genious😭
We were having a great gif battle. 
yeah ofc, I'll help you as well when I get time 
I'm not a native English speaker smth
pls speak your native language to us
sorry mb 
It's okay, few can withstand the mega bonk.
Idk if its cause icons of stones we have cause sometimes the game stock and like no winner on this game unless if u move ur king and make it face the other king like that u lose
Can't, you can only speak English here
I can tell you that it has never happened to me, so there must be something you are doing wrong lol
such a rule follower 😔
how like im taking all except the king
Most chess games i won i was having cannon thats how i won them
1065460188
Gaycub Lang language
I can't play rn but I copied you UID to add you later
Let me find a chess game, wait
is that your native language? 🤔
same idk what in the world i’m supposed to do with the elephant
@short sigil why haven't you added me yet 😡
Haha 😄 🤣
or any of the pieces that can’t cross the river…
It only stays on your side, it's a defense unit.
My native language is Spanish 😭
Alice not gonna be happy Abt ts one 💔🥀
Protect the sides from cannon thats the elephant role hahaha
Sure tyt
okay!
looking for a group to get the last few boss talents, anyone want go together?
If you get only elephants it's a wash because the AI never attacks, and they won't ever walk infront of your general. It's a wash set up./
Why does it even exist as a potential set up? 😄
yeahhh i hate how the AI doesn’t attack 😭 we just sit there wiggling our pieces back and forth
so I got this board
i do love me some spanish (hearing it i can't speak it)
And there are some soldiers that can step on the other side u can sacrifice with em to make enemies elephant get them and then u move eith ur cannon to take the king
It's an intesting concept, but I'd rather just get all the pieces and play a full game, and have varying levels of AI difficulty. Would be much more approachable too.
I have that before i guess u cant catch the king just play u will see the king keep moving up and down
Three turns, I could place my King/general in the middle. This means the enemy King can't move left

@left abyss added you 

yeah but no time 🥀

@gleaming bone and I have positioned the horse to limit his movements, he's pretty much dead in his next move
you can add me on discord too if you want 
This is making sense.
He can cause many times the enemy king come back and face my own one snd i lost ,i keep his behind horse or defender to make the enemy king move
Push general to a side, then move your pieces in to get the kill.
You have to NEVER move your general to his row, and likewise, don't move your units in front of the king or else you'll die
Woah 😮 thats smart
Basically the King-vs-King is whoever first comes to his sight
But I feel you gotta get lucky on the pieces you get to start with.
i added :)
Yea but you can get a victory in like 60-80% of the times
Like if you get 2 elephants and a cannon, and there's no other pieces around the opposing general, you can't take it.
@marble comet try another board
I will
got this board, it forces me to move my General or else I'll die
Move general full bottom and then left, and saved
I like this tutorial though. It's starting to click, so thank you for explaining.
accepted
thank you gacob i’ll try this tomorrow 
Moved the elephant outside so my King could rule the middle (it's always a key move) and moved my Rook to Check the enemy general, forcing him to move and therefore now I can eat the pawn
💀💀thats what happens when u play many games
Now it's just pretty easy
@left abyss I added you whete did you go
What I am getting from this is that you really need to think about your own general placement a lot.
It need more practice with taking notes
I have lost a lot of times because I moved a piece which was shielding my General from the enemy General
and victory
Well think about it, the general can only move in the 9x9 area in the center, but it can't move in front of your general, and it only can move one space within the 9x9 grid.
The enemy lost because I forced the general to move toward my general. It still should have died either way because the horse and the rook
Practice makes better i guess our general need to be on the bottom
Not necessarily, sometimes I move him to the top of the palace
The easy board is that ehen u have 2 canon from the sides
got this board now
I would say if you are able to have your general be in the center of the 9x9, you are already at an advantage because the opposing general can only move 3 spaces and be safe.
Unless they have a gaurd to block your general
But it seems like ideal placement as long as you remember if you block your generals view, then the opposing general can move freely.
Welp it happens a lot cause chess for real not easy and needs better focus
I was going to suggest this move. 😄
I've now got a much better understanding of how this game works now. Thanks @marble comet
@cobalt geyser I was thinking about using the elephant, but I think it should have been too late (3 moves) or just move the General left-middle
I'm happy to be helpful
You do only have knight to be offensive. It does seem tricky.
It is, I have to take off one of his guards somehow
Here I can take one off but I can't lose my horse hmmm
The issue is even if you get the general to check it will be able to move up or down out of it.
I have proved that you only need one general + one offensive piece to win, if you block the middle, that's it
I need to do a Check so he moves his guards
Ahh you need to put your knight in a position so his only move would be to go where the knight can attack it.
See what I told you? This is a trap, if I move the horse I die
im eating a sandwich im not online yet 
and if you lose the knight, you can't win.
Yup, I moved the elepehant to block
oh enjoy, can I see? 
Gaurds have to stay in the 9x9 grid too, right?
Eat it girl, with cottage cheese?
@cobalt geyser Yea, but if they're in one of the sides, they can only move middle
@short sigil take a shower
Okay, so what I think you need to do is get the opposing general to move either L/R, move your elephant, then keep opposing general on back row, and block the upcoming advance with your knight after the 2 opposing gaurds are dead. 😄
kinda can't rn since I'm in the mountains and the shower here isn't really good 
Finally managed to get a check
already in my tum
They'll just move and forth between two slots I think, they then to do that when you replicate your moves
no 😂 but i may eat cottage cheese later...
and won
what are you doing in the mountains brother
AI gave up 😄
can I still see?
(joke)
I see
Honestly this one was hard lol @cobalt geyser nah it's because the AI could only move the middle guard (loses because my general sees the enemy general) or the enemy general to right (loses because my horse eats him)
Had to force the enemy to rearrange the guards to be able to win, I usually withdraw on this ones lol
couldn't of the AI moved the general to 6 to avoid the check?
My horse eats him in 6
It ate him at 3...
which is why I figured the ai moved the general left.
So in Chinese chess if a piece is in the path of movement of an opposing piece it dies?
You mean if the guard moved bottom instead of left-bottom?
Nah, I assume your horse forced a check which is why the general moved left to give you the win.
oh I lost one just now
But I know the horse to move in an L. So I figured the general could of moved up to avoid the L attack from the horse.
i usually just guess and somehow win
The general could only move right
Why didn't the AI move a guard instead though?
Remember this screenshot is after the piece in the middle moved
@marble comet I'm sorry if I'm asking to many questions 😄
Nah it's fine, initially it was like this
Guards can only move diagonally, so the left-top one couldn't move
The only ones which could move was the middle blue circle and the enemy general
Can a gaurd move infront of an opposing general? I feel like had they moved the gaurd instead of the general they would of kept going, or am I missing something?
You're indeed getting it wrong
LOL
The red circles were where the pieces were positioned before the victory @cobalt geyser
I see, general can't move diagonally
General could move right, but my horse will eat him if he moves right
The middle was occupied by a guard, so the AI could only move that guard
Why could the general not move to the space the gaurd moved to?
the general can't jump pieces and only move 1 to 1
Left was occupied by a guard so can't move, middle was occupied by a guard so can't move. And there's not any diagonal path from top-middle
So the only option for the AI was to move it's gaurd, and expose the general.
Regaurdless of where it moved the gaurd, it was game over. I see it now.
Yup
Thank you for explaining.
Not gonna lie, it was luck it went that way. I didn't pre-plan it, I only wanted to force move the guards so I could eat one safely
Yeah I can see how some puzzels would be head scratchers 😄
Yea, some of the games are made to be lost tbh
and if you play enough, you'll find that you have already played this scenario
How long have you been playing wwm if you don't mind my asking?
since it got launched
But I also played all the betas it had (never tried any of these minigames in the betas tho)
Are you a soul-like enjoyer?
Noooope, I play on easy
Haha I play on recommended, but I get it. 😄
I get a lot of enjoyment from the none sweaty combat tbh.
Same, I like the game, not the difficulty lmao
I would really like a horde mode though, where you get fight a bunch of easy mobs.
What's been your favorite boss fight so far?
Time to learn a song
Tian Yiang, although his 3rd phase is too much bs. Yours?
I really liked the Q chick (i'm bad with names) the 2nd and 3rd phase transition was really neat.
The one who kills ||Rubby||? Her combat design is so peak
Yeah, very cool concept
But hard as all get up
That's a tough fight for me in trails
I haven't played her in the online mode yet, only in the main questline
I tried her a few times because she drops specific gear... I can't get passed the first phase 😄
But I didn't really practice the fight. I feel that helps a lot.
I'll sit there and only deflect for the whole practice mode, and only do damage once they get exhausted
I haven't still parried anything in my 200 hours
Parry is a must my goodness. I want to say I'm getting better at it 😄
But I'll get back to you once I get that slick sword cosmetic 😄
I refuse to learn it, I barely can see the enemy movements lol
Which one? I'm going for the mapple sword
You get it from level 9 on 10 different bosses in trails. 😐
The mapple sword? So far I'm aware, only the Heartseeker gives it
Which pretty means you gotta beat them on abyss challenge without them hitting you.
Nah, it's a specific reward. You know how in the boss trails they have a list of things you have to do? Well if you do 10 of them you get a chest.
If you get that chest for 10 different bosses you get a cosmetic sword to wear on your back.
?
Yeah
ah this one
That's a pretty gnarly flex.
Abyss mode is pretty nutty in of itself...
now talk about only getting hit 3 times 😄
I don't really like it tbh but it also doesn't suit my style
I'm going for an elegant / flowery swordsman style
It's not about the style, that's a total flex piece.
That's true
Have you seen the one in the boss shop? It has a lot of dark souls vibes
Honestly, I like working with the freebies. Like I am happy to get the battle pass every month because the game is great, however, the outfit from this battle pass is terrible.
I liked the last one though.
But for me, I like the color changing. I feel like I'm actually pretty good at color schemes.
I didn't like any of the oufits of the last two battlepasses lol
it's so cute for girls though 😭
Recolor is pretty cool... if it didn't cost resources/money
I found this really neat blue color which is like right on the verge of purple, and it's a really solid color, and blends well with a lighter outer coating.
Yeah, I don't like how they put true white and black on a paid cosmetic coloring. That's kinda lame, but I get why they did it 😄
Red/Black is a very common coloring, as is White/any other color.
same 😞 i have...but not on purpose. i hate parry games tbh
(cus im bad)
You can do it man. I beleive in you. It just takes practice.
Parry is dumb why is it in every game now
everyone wanna be souls like
Lame
I'm not that bad at parries, at least in other games. But in this game I swear I can't follow the enemy movements
I mean look at it the other way; it's an action RPG that has mechanics that allow you to totally avoid all damage if you use them correctly.
because it feels good when you manage to do perfect parry
You have means to never take damage, and by not taking damage, you are hindering your opponent.
same i feel like the parry timing is always different idk
It is, and there's even bosses that have weird timings to mess you up 😄
yes at least i can dodge 🙂↕️
How do you feel when you perfect dodge?
prob bug xd
So imagine what it feels like when you parry a 5 hit combo.
Do you play on controller, or mouse and keyboard?
oof i will try
m/k 4eva
Try mapping your parry to right mouse.
because it feels freaking good when you hit it
all @main sable and i need to feel good is cottage cheese
I play on controller, and this is the first game I've played on a controller since I played Fallout 4 last year, but I find for combat, it is a lot more enjoyable.
Some games just feel better on a controller.
fuark I got falsely accused
In game
I mean, is this like a meme thing, or a serious thing?
It's a in game feature apparently I stole some rare herbs or some sh*t
Gotta get someone to gift of gab out of it as your lawyer lol
Sounds dumb
someone will defend you just put bounty up
I mean like, ignore the noise and go on with your life.
It is I was just minding my own business. But someone already got me tho
You on a bounty?
No as in someone cleared my name already
Online is wild.
I am currently level 4 and haven’t upgraded any weapons or armor or skills yet. What should I do first and what does breakthrough mean?
Oh man, it's super easy to understand.
Isn't it like every 10 lvls for a breakthrough?
Think of breakthrough like you're bringing the enemies to your level, but you can earn rewards scaled to your level from everything.
Don't expect a power creep here either. Every time you break through enmies hit for more damage and have more HP
Wish we had an Xbox release
Just get a PC
I have 3 PCs, and a handheld PC
Then why do you need an Xbox? 😄
Ah I see thanks bro
I couldn't run it on my steam deck last time I tried
Bello
why it dont let me keep leveling up my battle pass it say "weekly battle pass exp limited reached"
It runs like crap through steam, but i installed the launcher and the light version and it looks/plays really well
Yeah man, Inner Ways is how you build your "class" pay attention to what they do, and apply them accordingly. Good luck, and feel free to ask any questions you have.
Hello chubby sweat tea gulping korean
it works well through steam remote, as long as you have a main desktop running the game
Not me at all but ok
Dreams crushed
Bro thought I was an otaku
Friend of yours? 😄
what are these little farting creatures following me around in kaifeng 😂
Skunks 🦨
ahhhh

